Kevin Hart TROLLING People ◾ LIKE A BOSS

oh how does it feel to be the first to stand on something and get shorter hey real quick what kind of thug but dazzle his skull i'm loving the uh the weight adjustment that you guys had to make with that table because of check shack and chuck that's a that's a pretty fat ass check and chuck that's what that is right well uh kevin i could see that uh you know jumanji must ain't do that well you got them a little ass diamonds on you couldn't come out of this pandemic with a better suit option i'm so sick you were chucking these awful suits y'all be wearing looking like two beacons how do you have on women's skinny jeans i thought you think like a man hey real quick i was just gonna say you got way too many teeth on the bottom roll your mouth and i'm just gonna tell you i was gonna bet money that was over the mountain she's supposed to oh wait his crocodile got your teeth they attacked him out there it is okay he doesn't do it to me he doesn't do it he has nothing to say let me finish you know and then he starts going in his soliloquy and it doesn't matter what he's saying it was not you didn't have to say solidify right there but it didn't fit but why didn't you use it what is it because that's how i talk about that's how i talk he wakes up and there's somebody that gives them seven words he has to use in that day i read the dictionary every day i'm so sick of you man you dude let me tell you something you don't you don't commitments nothing out here a lot of people here that i love tonight we got a little pump we got little zan uh these are also the reasons that your 12 year old cousin wants a face tattoo stop writing on your goddamn face stop writing on your face it's stupid you're not going to get a job if this [ __ ] don't work out stop it talking about he gonna take my job oh oh take my job what you know well all i gotta do is point to myself and talk loud and say a bunch of words it doesn't make any sense that's all i gotta do let me tell you something skip okay i'm not going to talk about the semantic of this man and the submerity that he does i'll send you a new show where you sit in the hot tub your body ain't that good you can just walk around without your shirt off if we're ever going to talk about bodies i want you not to be the one to bring that conversation up all right if you don't get out of here shaped like a beanbag that got that in whose idea was it for the fake pregnancy well i mean when you're having fake sex then you have fake babies yeah well you know what you may have been having fake sex on your side of the bed but on my side i was tearing that hey how come he didn't play in a celebrity game this year man oh no i'm in a hall of fame and celebrity games it's over it's over i can't do it anymore i achieve greatness shaq you know what that feels like kenny i know you know what that feels that's just adam stop it right there uh we at dre's it's gonna be [ __ ] amazing uh duane get out my [ __ ] comment section go do something man you know what i got something for your ass i got something for your ass do it again do it again and i'm gonna click on you i'll click on you let the people see how you look during the daytime news flash dewayne's forehead isn't real it's a prosthetic dwayne rock johnson has a prosthetic forehead it's not real he can take it off it's like velcro if you see what's up under there you'll see what wrestling to do to you it's not good for your forehead i'm on fire there's a meeting coaching it's cool if we just come sit in cool got it he kevin hart uh currently i live in los angeles i got a i got a house in cabo and uh another house in miami oh god damn little island just brought a little island yeah that was cool you know me myself i i like walks long walks new york i got one in new york um philadelphia i got a place in philly too um jerk [ __ ] jersey i got one in jersey too this one goes to all the cold stars that i've had except the rock because he hasn't helped me he hasn't helped me at all you've actually lessened my talent it's it's went down since you've been in my life thank you guys other than that man i'm just i'm a regular dude i'm a regular dude nice to meet you i'm just like yeah yeah so just uh that's a little bit about me no different from anybody else in here uh on my runway because i have a i have an airplane runway on my on my island that's where that's where i walk at i just go out there and walk sometime um you know rihanna was kicked off instagram for excessive nudity people tell you something else she's so sexy that i would honestly pay a million dollars to see her naked here's the thing i've already seen it and i'm willing to pay again i would i would still pay for it hey sir what size is that uh schmedium no no i'm talking about your teeth what size of your teeth look like you got a bunch of timberlands in your mouth come on let's go man thank god too late scott i'm thinking too late kev how are you doing i am good you're a married man i know off the market calm down ladies it's all gone ladies you missed a chance you missed your chance i had a chance you chose 50 cent you chose wrong she chose wrong back then you're a bully with a capital b you come here and you bully people with words that we don't understand half that stuff ain't even in a dictionary excuse me that would be him you got to that would be him that would be him that's not me i've got nothing on him you're looking at a player that's colossus what did you say that would be funny he liked him he colosticizes in and that makes him a traumatic disaster occasion what kevin do you want to just hold on a second there we go i just want to make sure that you don't fall back and hit your soft spot man if you don't get your hand off my [ __ ] head i hear a man of short stature that does not mean i'm a baby hey huh huh huh how many kids on that hey just tell me how many keys let me see it man we got you know what i'm saying just little bitty baby here's the number one rule in hollywood don't work with no [ __ ] animals don't work with no [ __ ] kids i agree i did are we there yet and they're 10 times more professional than this one you got you know what you've got another thing coming i don't know if we could do that thanks so much for being here guys did you see shaq you got a chance you saw his big behind in the back what is shaq doing since his retirement he he has nothing to do he's in the most random places well thank you thank you very much yeah yeah i'm serious i saw him like home depot two weeks ago just but yeah he was helping people like he wasn't even shopping he was just helping people put stuff in the car i'm shocked i don't have nothing to do you want me to grab it i'll help you like you have to understand like i'm 6'1 i'm not sure no no i'm i'm just small like look here's here's the bad part with me like if i sit all the way back [Music] [Music] only my face is black only my lips is black your whole body black like man because i'm dark skinned that's why you can't get no work listen you're too dark i'm working for the blackened catfish i bet this i bet we'll all be able to tell jamie real eight if he stop coloring his hair i know i got more talent in my season than you how about that you should rub up against this hairline and get a movie hey you know what how about i let you borrow some of this why not maybe somebody might you want to get an autograph from your mate while i drive out why don't you sit down why don't you sit on the front of my car you hood ornament now you can't say get a movie because you know i'm [ __ ] working down we're where you working at i'm working jimmy i'm doing a movie right now too i'm feeling right now i'm constantly [ __ ] okay i bet they won't hire jamie the more if they figure out where his hairline really starts let's all bet mine right now

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Keywords: kevin hart, roasting, trolling, like a boss, stephen a, shaq, jamie foxx, the rock, kevin hart roasting people, compilation, laugh planet

Id: vnzz0dyEUA0

Length: 10min 31sec (631 seconds)

Published: Mon Mar 08 2021