- We're ready to crush over 30 flavors of Monster Energy drink. - Let's talk about that. (cheerful music) (Link yawns) Good Mythical Morning. - Oh, no no no no, we
can't let that happen. You see what I did to that can? - I need a bunch of Monster
Energy drink in my system. - Yeah, you're gonna have
well over 300 milligrams of caffeine in your system after this. Okay, now on this show,
Good Mythical Morning, we've discovered that Monster Energy can really take your chaos factor and turn it up to 100. - Yeah, not only that, but it also activates some
weird and aggressive tendencies. - Ngh, yeah! - That was easy, man. - [Stevie] Oh my god. - I went to the zoo, and I saw poop, taking a poop!
- Oh! - Aagh! - Do you remember any of that? I don't remember any of that. That was like watching a stranger.
- Fugue state. - Okay. In that time, we drank as
much Monster as possible, but this time we're gonna be tasting every single Monster Energy drink flavor all in the name of
discovering the very best. - I'm definitely still a little nervous about what this is gonna do to us. - Well there's only one way to find out. It's time for Gut Check,
Monster Energy Edition. - It turns out that there
are over 50 different kinds of Monster Energy drink, and we'd love to get through 'em all, but we ain't got the time or honestly the heart capacity for that, so we've narrowed it down to
the 33 most standout flavors, and hey, we can do a
part two in the future if this pans out, if we survive it. - Okay, you know how this works,
we're gonna taste and rank each Monster on a scale of one to 100 based on our gut reactions, the scores are then added
up to give us the top four, and then we try those
top four one more time to officially decide
which one will be named Monster Mike, which you'll
understand in a little bit. - And since my last scoring
aid was a little too difficult, they decided to give me one easy enough that a caveman could understand it. And, in the very literal sense. - You get it? You feel comfortable? - [Link] Zero's "Ugh." "Ugh?" "Uh." "Eh." "Ah!" - So it just gets higher? - And yeah, the number. Okay. I'm ready. Thank you.
- Let's do it! - [Stevie] Gentlemen, you'll be consuming many
a caffeinated drink today, so today's palate cleanser
is simply ice water to help flush some of
that caffeine and sugar out of your system. The first category is classic flavors. - Classic.
- Classic. - [Stevie] And are you ready to begin? - Yeah, I don't know how I feel about energy drink in general, but, okay. - [Stevie] Well buckle
up, 'cause we're beginning with regular old Monster Energy. (Link slurps) - Yeah, really toss it back. - Wow. You know what, that's not
bad, it's a tarty, nice... - It's tardy. - It's not late, it's... 70. Tart.
- It's right on time. You know, yeah, I mean I
think that it is not horrible, not great, 68. - Come on! Oh, okay. - [Stevie] Lo-Carb. - 'Kay. (Link slurps) They're compensating for
something a little chemically, 49. - 43. - [Stevie] Zero Sugar. - Okay. - It's a Lo-Carb to Zero Sug. (slurps) - How do you make so much noise? I don't even understand how you do it. - Okay, I'll stop. - I mean, I don't even understand it. I couldn't if I tried. - It helps me taste it, 'cause it oxygenates it like wine. - This is definitively bad, 37. - I think it's the same as Lo-Carb, 43. - [Stevie] Import. - What? - [Link] What does that mean? - Imported from where? France? - It's literally just called "Import"? - [Stevie] Yeah. - Is it imported? - Foreign Monster! - I kinda like it, maybe I'm
just falling for the marketing. 72. - I give it a 65. - [Stevie] And that concludes
the classic flavors category. Now we're onto the juice category, where all flavors are
infused with fruit juice. - You feeling anything? - It's a little sloshy, already. - [Stevie] First up, the passion fruit, guava,
and orange flavored Pipeline Punch. - Pipeline? - Mm. - Oh, oh, Daddy like that. Oh, man, with the grapefruit in there? Oh.
- Wow. - Hey, 88! 88!
- Dang! Dang! Dang! 88, yeah! - What? No! - Daddy like, also. You've got two dads. - Wow. Okay. It was that easy. - [Stevie] Mango Loco. - Oh, okay. - [Link] Oh, getting a little crazy? - I don't know if it's better or worse. - Daddy not quite like as much. 78. - No, I'm going 87,
it's still really good. - [Stevie] Pacific Punch. - Mm. - Okay. - That tastes like
classic red fruit punch. Which I'm not not a fan of, but not really, 64. - It's got a little bite to it. I'm gonna give it a 49. - Oh. You don't like it. - [Stevie] Khaotic. - Chaotic. Bring it. - It's not bad. - It's a little like Sunkisty. - 72. - Yeah, that's pretty good. I'll give it a 69. - Heh heh. (crew chuckles) - [Stevie] Papillon. - Papillon, like a butterfly? - [Rhett] That's a type of dog, right? - [Stevie] Both, yeah. - It's rounded out, it's got a softness of a mango with a... sweetness of a, what is that?
- That's a solid 80. I don't know. I like it. - 64. - [Stevie] And that wraps
up the juice category. - 80.
- Oh. - [Stevie] If you need a palate cleanser, please go ahead and do that now. - Yes. It's not hitting me yet. - [Stevie] Well buckle
up for the Java category, 'cause that's what we're moving onto now, which means all flavors
are infused with coffee, beginning with Mean Bean. - Main Bean? - [Stevie] Mean Bean, not Main Bean. - Obstruct the main bean! - That's not bad, but there's something a
little bit off about it. 57. - Yeah, 45. - [Stevie] Loca Moca. - Okay. - It's not much different. I mean they both just
taste like sweet coffee. I can't taste a lot of chocolate. - That one got a little
bit sweeter for me, it made it better. - 47.
- 63. - [Stevie] Irish Blend. - Ah, okay. - Oh. Is it lucky? - It's got a little of
that Baileys taste to it. - Non-alcoholic. It's a little disappointing. Kinda makes me want it to be alcoholic. - 56. - Yeah, so, I'm actually
going for 39, for that reason. - [Stevie] Kona Blend. - Kona? - Kona. Kona the Barbarian? - It tastes just like the first ones. - The difference is like... - Like, they're selling the
same thing over and over again. 64, I don't know what I gave it last time. - 38. - [Stevie] Vanilla Light. - Oh, just Vanilla Light? - It's what Vanilla Ice named his son. - Instead of Junior? - Yeah. - This is a little fakey, too. 42. - It's a little creamy,
I kinda like it more. 47. - [Stevie] Salted Caramel. - Okay, this sounds good. Promising. Oh, don't swish. - Oh, you can hear that, too? - Yes! (crew laughs) And so can they! - What about my thoughts? Because... - Eh, not today. - Who knew we could be so successful eating so much when I do so many annoying eating things. - We've turned a lot of people away. - Yeah, imagine how
successful we could be! - Yeah, we'd have 35 million subscribers.
- If I was just quiet when I chewed and swished and swallowed. - I kinda like this one, 73. That might be my favorite coffee one yet. - Fifty senine. 59. - "Fifty senine." - [Stevie] Swiss Chocolate. - Oh, Swiss. Yeah. Nice and neutral. - Have you been swishing the whole time? - I swished silently that
time. Did you hear it? - I just saw your cheeks
moving in my periphery. - Yeah, I was trying
to, yeah, exactly, see? That's bad. That tastes like bad coffee. That's so bad. 21.
- It has a weirdness. 31. - [Stevie] And of course the
one I've been waiting for, ever since I saw it on my list, Farmer's Oats. - Oh! - Oh. What? (crew laughs) - It's got a cinnamonnenny
thing happening in it. Can you say cinnamonnenny? It has a little horchata, horchata. - It's like, farmer balls? - Is it farmer's balls? I don't really like it.
- It's like oat milk. - 53. - It's very mild. 50. - [Stevie] Java Monster 300 Mocha! - Oh, wow. Stevie with the voice.
- Now we're getting into monster truck. Ooh, ooh. - It feels like... It kinda tastes like river water. - Ew, I thought it was gonna be... - It tastes like it's gonna be good, I don't know, I think
this is just river water. - 20. - I'm going to 19. - [Stevie] Java Monster
300 French Vanilla. - Oh, nice.
- [Link] All right. - This tastes like river water that's got a little vanilla in it. - Yeah. - 22.
- 23. - [Stevie] And that
concludes the Java category. - How you feeling now, man? I'm starting to feel it! Ah! - I'm starting to, I'm
starting to, I'm starting to, I'm starting to, I'm starting to. - [Stevie] Okay, the
next category is Hydro, and these energy water drinks feature electrolytes and
vitamins for advanced hydration. - Energy water drinks?
- I'm gonna break something! - [Stevie] Energy water drinks. - Do you have anything to break? - Here, my finger, break my finger. If you can catch it.
- Hoho! You're going fishing with Granddad? Catch the finger, lemme catch
the finger with Granddad. Oho! 'Cause you gotta do it with one hand. - You gotta catch just a pinky, but then you can break it. (both laugh) - Ohohoho, wow. (Stevie laughs) Okay. - [Stevie] Catch the pinky with Granddad sounds inappropriate. Okay, first up. - Catch the pinky with Granddad. - [Stevie] Watermelon. - Hydro Water Watermelon. (Link slurps) - Man, that tastes like
somebody left a watermelon at the family reunion, and it like, puddled. - Eh, 33. It's not that, I mean,
I don't like watermelon. - You like left it out in
the sun and it puddled? - No, I think she's
saying I rated it high. - [Stevie] Oh, no no, I thought you said "Somebody at the family reunion licked a watermelon and puddled." And I didn't know what that meant. - 17, that's my score. - [Stevie] And I missed Link's. - 33. - [Stevie] Ah, yes. Zero Sugar. - Oy. (Link slurps) One. - Yeah, what is that?
- I mean, that... is like an aquarium. - 11. - Straight from an aquarium. - 11. - [Stevie] Blue Ice. - Oh, yeah. That's Vanilla Ice's daughter. - So it's like, these are like Gatorades. - It's like Blue Ivy, you know. You know, that's copyrighted. - 63. - You can't name your daughter Blue Ivy. - I didn't want to. - You like that? I didn't like that. 43. - Nah, I was okay with it. - Richard Petty. - [Stevie] Purple Passion. - It's got a little of
that fake grape flavor. Which I kinda like. I'm going back up to 74. - The aftertaste, man. Forty... what goes with four? - Any number between zero and nine.
- 47. - [Stevie] Tropical Thunder. - Okay.
- Okay. I've experienced tropical thunder. It's like, "Oh, run for your hotel room." - Yeah, right. - That's just... That's like, that's petty, man. 42. - [Stevie] Hydro Super Sport Red Dawg. - Red Dawg? - Something got into that one. - Eh.
- Like maybe a dog. - [Link] Whoa. Excuse me, sorry. - It's kinda like a dog
stuck its actual paw into it. - I like it, though. - You like it? - 75. - 41. - [Stevie] Hydro Super Sport Blue Streak. - Blue Streak. - Blue Streak. Get one of
these in your britches. - With a lot of these, you need time to adjust to the canyon, the flavors are weird that, like, three or four sips in maybe you
start to adjust, but like... - Ooh, it's tangy. I like it. Seventy... six. - It does get better as it
marinates in your mouth. 67. - Hoo! - [Stevie] Hydro Super Sport Killer Kiwi. - Killer Kiwi. - Mm. - 82. (laughs unhingedly) - Wow. That's...
- It tastes good, I like it. - That's pretty good, man. 80. - "80." - Yeah! - [Stevie] Hydro Super Sport Macho Mango. - Macho Mango?
- You know, I like my mangoes macho. I like some hair on its chest. (crew member laughs) - Oh, god. That mango flavor is being exposed a little bit in this one for me. - Yeah, it's a little too macho. - 49. - I totally agree, 49. - Okay. - [Stevie] And that finishes
up the Hydro category. - [Link] I'm exhaust-
- [Stevie] Now, we are on to the final category. - But energized.
- [Stevie] The miscellaneous category. What did you say? - Let's see who can count to 10 faster. One two three four five
six seven eight nine 10. (crew laughs) - You win. (both chuckle) - See? - [Stevie] Okay. First up, Reserve Watermelon. - Reserve? - You've been holding back on us? - It is better than
the regular watermelon. - So, we're back into carbonation. - We're back into carbonation. - This is good, 68. - I don't dislike it. - I don't even like
watermelon flavor stuff. - I'll give it a 62. - [Stevie] Reserve White Pineapple. - Oh. - I'm definitely starting
to feel something. - That's got a little tang to it. - [Link] Phew! - Nice flavors. - What is a white pineapple? - 77. My nickname in high school. - Oh, man, I feel like a shell of a human. - It was The White Pineapple. - 71. - [Stevie] Nitrous Oxide
Infused Nitro Super Dry. - This is stuff they put in cars. - Yeah, you add it
directly to your gas tank. - What is it, it's like very limey... - I don't even understand it. 83. - Yeah, I like it, too, I'ma give it a 81. Hm. - [Stevie] Bourbon Cola Flavored Assault. - Assault? - The words that they use. They like evoke trauma. - "Okay, what words are
we working with this year? All right, assault. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, that's a good one." - Eh! Eh! Eh! 29! - I didn't dislike it as much as you did. 55. - Is there one that has
the word "Trauma" in it? - Hydro Trauma. - Nitrous Oxide Monster Trauma. - [Stevie] Monster Mule Ginger Brew. - You put a mule in it? - I think a mule stuck
its hoof in this one. - Why is it called a mule? Like a Moscow mule? - [Stevie] Yeah, I think so. - Which I kinda like it for that reason, 'cause that's one of my, it's a drink that I like. It's a drink that The
White Pineapple likes. - 38. You know what? Scratch that. 18. - I'm gonna give above
a 50 for this one. 52. - [Stevie] And that completes
the miscellaneous category. - Woo, thank goodness!
- [Stevie] You have now tasted all the Monster Energy
drink products for today, and your scores will be tabulated, so you may more closely
review the top four items and determine which is the best of the best.
- Great, just taste more. Oh, god... Oh god. I don't feel good. - Are you okay? - Yeah, I'm good, man, I'm good. - You feel better now? - I'm good, I'm good, hey! - Look at this. - Check out these oven mitts. - Mythical Kitchen, you
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- [Stevie] Okay, guys, according to you, the top
four Monster Energy products in no particular order are...
- Yeah, yeah, yeah? - [Stevie] Mango Loco, Pipeline Punch, Hydro Super Sport Killer Kiwi, and Nitro Super Dry. - Wow, so we got a little
bit of an assortment. - Yeah, let's bring in
the thingamajigs here, and like, give me a little pour action. And let's give these a little taste. I'm starting to feel a little goosebumpy, a little supercharged. - So those are those two. - I'll pour mine, you pour yours. - [Rhett] But, but... - What? What? That, yep, yep, and then that. - So this is already poured. - And then this, neh neh, nep, yup, up. - I was gonna pour both,
'cause they're both on my side, that was my system. Now I see that you're
acquiescing to that. Okay. - Okay. Here we go, here we go. - I'm just kinda going through them again. - Yeah, we're going back
through these again. We're doing these again. - But just sippy sip. I remember how much I
liked the Mango Loco. Now that I see the can,
I like it even more. - The can is... A nice little scary design.
- Those are so good. And then the Hydro. Wow. We like things that have a tang to it. - [Link] Uh-huh. - We like tang around here. - We're big on tang. Now I think that this one's better. - All four of these are really good. Kinda for the same reason. - Now is this...? This one's, okay. Hydro. - [Stevie] What's the, I don't get the taste of the Nitro one, like what does it taste like? - Well first of all, it says
"Contains milk" on the back. - Just a little bit of milk. - I don't know how the
heck this contains milk. - Dude, I feel the opposite about this, I like the blue better than the pink. - And they have roughly the
same amount of caffeine, so that's not really a factor. We didn't choose any of
the coffee drinks because, just drink coffee. (crew laughs) - My least favorite out
of these is the water. - Yep, yep. Well, it's not carbonated. - It's just taking a back seat. - So we're gonna get that outta here. I'm loving this. And it has a little milk in it. - I was about to say that... - I don't know why it has milk in it. - I was about to say that this
is doing something for me. - [Stevie] But what does it taste like? - It's super dry. - It says super, well, it's very limey. - You can't map these onto
actual real world flavors, Stevie. - [Stevie] Well the other two
are a punch, and mango, so... - I'll tell you. Thank you for asking. It tastes like a really
strong punchy lime, and... - [Rhett] It's super citrusy. - Super citrusy, no hint of milk. - "Super Dry is infused
with nitrous oxide, creating a smooth, creamy texture that is better experienced
than explained." That's what's happening!
We can't explain it! I just had an existential experience, and all I can do is just make noises! - I think these are tied, but... - And both very good. - I like this one a little bit more, but I know you like this one more, and I do like the can
design a little bit more, so I think we're gonna put
this one at number two. - And this one at number three. - So, the Super Dry Monster
Energy Nitro is, bam! - Oh! Monster Mike. - Look at that. Look at that. Look, it became a freaking... - There you have it! - It became a stripper.
(confetti pops) - Go for it! Yeah! (crew laughs) - Yeah, buddy! - Ah, the best Monster Energy is a lot like the regular Monster Energy, just different in ways that
we can't fully explain. - Yeah. - I don't know what
that even means for ya. - You won the chance
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Link: "Let'sseewhocancountto10thefastest12345678910."
I love Link wired on caffeine so much. When he loses control of what little filter he has, it’s beautiful.
Skipped all of the zero sugar (and best tasting flavors), bummer.
Catching the Fish with Granddad is back, and now it's more EXTREME.
“We like tang around here!”, Rhett’s really pushing for GME part 2
"We try EVERY Monster Energy Drink Flavor"
Proceeds to not try every Monster Energy Drink Flavor.
Edit: this is not necessarily a complaint or critique, I just thought it was funny that the title ended up being a little contradictory.
That was no where near EVERY Monster drink, so many zero sugar were missed out
Dont go out and buy super dry now. I can barely find any most of the time before this. Please have mercy
I fact that they skipped the Ultra colors line, absolutely criminal. Link would have LOVED Ultra Gold