I COULD HAVE BEEN AN ENGINEER... | Scrap Mechanic: Survival

they don't have a half-asian face setting they only got full Asian I'm sorry to tragedy this one might be closed oh my god the facial hair in this game is so sick you've got to get yourself some of this 1930s era holy [ __ ] that's amazing but they don't have just stubble I can't do the full beard myself they don't have a middle-aged balding hairdo I guess let's go full bald they don't see you wait they're not they're not out here for you they don't see you I'm sorry I have never played this game is there anything I should know I have zero hours in game either so you know we're fine let's be fine wait hi then I got you to a tee they didn't have wait yeah wait that's straight up way to the weightiest thing I've ever seen thank you oh [ __ ] that actually hurt you okay no it just pushes you okay okay I mean we're gonna want to go in here yeah yeah apparently who'd have thought that with your mouth I would have told you what you you asked that with your mouth oh I'm sleeping why are there two bags in three of us clearly lay down look through my head you have eyes in the back of your eyes always eyes in the back your head that one I got stuff out here guys okay out there oh this is our crash ship okay I guess I guess there's nothing of value in this ship full of technology that's only mostly destroyed have a wood man calendar back here Oh what whoa we both go right back that's like one but he's looking I mean it looks like me kinda I think it's me okay there's a waiting calendar oh my god you pushed me out of the way come on it's my turn what kind of calendar is this with 10-day weeks should we um yeah play the game oh sure so it's the survival game so I'm assuming punch a tree right well I mean we spawned with hammer which is convenient so maybe hammer a tree I guess and I'm hammering it oh it is oh my god you were right what's the survival game that's whoa the tree really just explodes into okay what stop rolling away from me I'm refining a log oh yeah wait how do we it's this refine yeah I'm holding it down I got oh you got to refine it Oh interesting oh [ __ ] oh you like turn it into length lumber you Whittle it oh my god I'm getting attacked by a little adorable thing oh my god ways getting attacked by his adorable that's not adorable wait I'm refining his spine hang on let me just refine this bad boy into something in there so this is a shop a shop all right this is a lot of stuff all at once yeah oh you're right it is a shop it's like crops where are we we're in a beautiful place it's glorious I'm just getting some wood my dudes how do we get food and water what do you think we eat in this world probably planted protons charging you holy jeez it is get the cow the cows udders seem to be on the top of its head is that mad be steak oh I got it I hate it right in its scoops oh my god that's yeah what do I revolve wait oh it's gonna cook itself but it sounds amazing confetti what is happening over there a cow with an utter on its head exploded into confetti don't ask questions I like these mechanics so far this world save is very interactive oh that's nice you know it's what I'm learning about Korean is they they use the verb to come for everything and they don't realize what that means in English or has colloquially to be understood as so you know if they show up someplace like I came whose Lyman they're doing like those things you can say to your dog but not your wife and Colin just goes come come this town is too big for the sledgehammer that what you call it the slammer wait wait wait come here wait come here wait come here look at look at look at Bob from this angle what am i doing come on man sauce in my rib here come on oh so your sauce in something come on come on it's really putting that wood to work so I'm like half thirsty can we drive that guys we're just steeping in over there or what this is my own private business and I don't think it has anything to do with you I think you should let me be we should we should sorry is there like a crafting menu uh if you I see backpack scrap wood block okay I can place this is much smaller than I thought this is talk yeah a little block you can place or like nothing alright wait but did anyone try drinking the juice from the juice pond there's a bucket over here is that good I have a bucket now I can now throw water on you oh wait we can we can put the fire out in the ship I bet let's do it and what good would that do you don't move like a person I've Schmitt I made a cross I need some more master battery to proceed though it's indestructible ok in the bottom right it says inventory something and something what is H and what is L H is how to play oh there's like a tool oh there's we need that so bad I desperately need oh all right camera it out how to build a vehicle that really jumps from out to sprint how to build a vehicle Oh Oh No is this complicates complicated oh no no oh no yes I guess there's a tiny box Tim everybody lick so you'd make that tiny box Tim Wow we got I think we got to go to that building in the distance and take stuff from there I don't think we make that you know like wheels and stuff I think we got to go get that okay so there's a battery slot in here if we put the battery in the ship something good happens or something okay so we got to go get a battery I think I just stole a bunch of parts from the ship I now have like a switch a headlight toilet paper a short pipe Oh potatoes or food oh I wouldn't it all Bob we're heading to the house I'm coming you guys have a house my place I claim this therefore it's all so are we souped together I don't know if I like the sound of that I don't think that's good I made soup with you and you would betray me like this hey Marc I just found this structure but did you see the other structure yeah that's your structure that's yours this one's mine this one's mine don't go to your mind go to yours I stole a bucket from you I drink this that's the best thing you want to hear from this I'm about to do something for the sake of all of us I'm about to discover if there's fall damage no there's no fall damage guys oh well that's reassuring I've got lots of seeds I've got lots of soil whoa that's a scary one oh you got weight you got it did you just take the loot oh no that's just for finding an arm then I found just over here it's just an arm what I found said whenever I got that weird that you would keep be still be talking weird that shut up oh there is Fault damage I'm no evil no there no no no I'm in need of so much liquid in my life right now I got a liquid you know would you have consumable liquid duo it's it's looks like a paint bucket I swear it's not left mouse button eat I trust you game oh that was pretty good look oh that was great liquid that filled my hunger - you're welcome dude you're welcome bro oh look I found cows that we can kill for no apparent reason oh yeah mark these things blow up into confetti when they die they also have a tattoo it son shake on them I think that means ism company oh wait does have blunders on its head yeah it does have owners on fuse know we were lying on you we were lying on you my dude are you guys harvesting the brain juice or what I'm not what if I called a bucket up to you can I fill this will fill fill my bucket fill me oh you weren't kidding these corns are huge yeah you smack them and they just give you the give you smooth the corn wait there's a robo man over there wailing around coming coming this way oh oh these guys kind of suck these robos where are they coming from I so I know what the description on the store page said basically so this planet was populated by automated farming robots and for some reason these robots that are supposed to be farming the land for us so that we can come like colonize our going rogue and attacking us and we're intended we need to defend ourselves and use their scrappy bits for hilarious building construction purposes these fun pieces didn't hurt I thought yeah I hit an I hit a a hive and it just bees everywhere I thought I was gonna die so what happens if I eat this corn I cannot eat this corn okay I can place it on the ground whoa it corners another building I got a tote bot I don't know what this means I got another component kit I don't know but oh god there's like a full ocean with clams and stuff in it oh my god this underwater is subnautica esque scary its vast terrifying what did I just pick up I just picked up crude oil off of underwater oil geysers you just happen to pick up a little on top of it and I just go into the bottle and now I got some oil is that what the oil rush was like back in the day people to pick up bottles of it minted gold bars and jugs of oil just like Wow where are you wave you win so you sway the hell out of here I'm I don't have any I have things that seem like they would be food but aren't food yeah I'm I'm like dying of thirst you need him one another shake if you have some yeah I do where are you you're real far away I'm coming I'm over by where weight is now mark I'm dying okay come towards you huh you're dying dying I'm losing one health per second because of whoa you can put yourself in third person can you cow yeah hitting see puts you in third I don't like it maybe I should look at the tool tips for food control air no food food food food mark do you have any more of those shakes or we don't running low on food okay we can't sustain ourselves on shakes alone oh well I know but how do I get more juice out of the cow brain no bash it in its go play anywhere how to make food and it says all this other complicated [ __ ] but all I want is food in my life yeah I've got so much corn what do I do with the corn do I turn it into ethanol for fuel why can't I eat it I totally for real far away your ambitions for getting back to the ship were stupid I found the ship [Music] criminy crab oh I have more carrot my problems thirst more than food Ted drink its chemicals chemical how desperate are you wait pretty desperate look I'm gonna do my best to nurse you guys back to health with all of my findings but you know it's just oh yeah though I'm not gonna find a lot I found paint ammo ammo use the use it in a paint gun obviously I know but how do I get a paint gun well that's a fair question more paint ammo gas anything it's a mystery is there a crafting bench that we don't know about is there like possibly in the ship finding a lot of seeds I got a lot of beet seeds so if I can find a way to plant some seeds for beets we will be in pretty good shape is there really nothing at the top of this building are they serious yeah I mean we could easily look up this information but I feel like it should be in the game so cowsy you go test their theory shoot milk out of their heads when they get a glow in them they milk it you violently if you feed them corn all right let's try this here take my corn maybe you put the corn down and bait the cow and then you milk the cow you supple suckle at its yeah well it's eating the corn it's not do Oh it shot it out oh my god you feed it corn and you get get cow juice out of the cows load it out of its head Wade we got to find some cows like right yesterday mark where's your cows I dude I'm in the middle of a forest I found a forest cow you keep going further away further away dude I'm swimming in milk oh god I'm rubbing milk all over me oh [ __ ] now some good milk oh it comes out oh it does wait get some feast my cow feast yeah here I'm putting all my corns down oh my god I've got three milks oh it's so good it's good stuff is good stuff if you have three milks stop picking them up you a-hole I thought you've gotten a few hold one milk in my hand have you been drinking it though I'm like fully I'm topped up baby well drink some you idiot you're dying I'm dying but I didn't drink any milk yet why whenever you turn the milk into cheese or something loaded that cow into funfetti earlier I told you whatever we were just experimenting but then you did get meat so you got it like milk them for all their liquid once they're out of liquid then you get your meat what's what's that cow a making no more juicy all right well now I feel good that we're not gonna just die I don't feel like we're worse crap mechanicing anything yet can you try to figure out the soil stuff yeah I'm gonna head back to the ship is the ship in your base of operations screw the ship you need to stop latching onto the ship and start grabbing onto dreams that are waiting for you out in the woods I didn't get a chance to clear my internet browser history and it's on the ship you need to go fly out of the nest what what could you possibly have been looking up that we would be shocked by uncle Scoob uncle uncle scoops scoops only com use the lift for something what do you use it for I need to get up oh you can lift yourself okay so I'm gonna look at this playbook okay so one okay so there's build a base from blocks on the lift place or acquired bearings wheels driver seats okay we don't have bearings we don't have wheels we have one bearing one wheel I don't have a driver's seat but I do have one bearing one way out listen man calm down how can you how can one turn this into that I'm getting milk rich over here I hope it doesn't spoil cuz I got like 20 milks coming my way I'm gonna I'm gonna cave in this [ __ ] I'm the caveman I'm gonna put a circuit board on the ground my god you're just he posing and I'm gonna take a component kid I'm gonna put it on there hey did I do it I didn't lift it it's the problem I didn't put it on a lift oh yeah right then you put this on that and you'll hit it with a hammer oh okay what if I put a lift on the lift I cannot it's just impossible really it seems like now again I do it well cannot oh well that's disappointing what if you put two lifts side by side and then I get on the lift oh oh my god I'm going back to the ship battery battery we can take yes yes where would you find a battery right next to our ship [ __ ] interesting interesting interesting interesting okay so mayhaps if you take that battery but i believe it's pronounced battery Oh battery sorry me me on a or we put it in the ship then the ship will put it to automatic fire suppression system out and then we will be able to use the ship to be able to make the things that we need to make how many in Dubai Haneda when it's so convenient that those cows are bred just shoot milk in jars out of themselves what every battery appeared oh I thought you already got it no I tried to get look it you had a good walk don't put water on the battery no he's my router a straight the thing Oh so you're I got good news I got bad what did you do water didn't work once water didn't work oh I got the battery didn't need water it's not the right clink ah it was just sitting right there in the fire okay all right then let's go wait the please don't jump off of this wait jumps a fall but you know there's no fall damage mark to test that I tested you know called image there's no phone there so come on would I lie would I would I lie ask yourself that would I lie no no no pop oops no no big pop scoops move your arms and not your legs when you thank you thank you thank you thank you why are you using what's happening sheesh it's it's it's the come on don't be ridiculous all right wait let's see this happen let's see what we should have done the first for two minutes all right over here all right so master battery oh oh I see yeah there's a diagram telling us what we should do creates all these parts that we need 30 seconds on a connect tool I'm crafting my own connect to what you get only one of us can use it at a time oh man all that time we could have has been doing that all right you guys go can you leave me all of your like wheels we can make our you know you want the ammo or here's chemicals let's probably use full can of gold oh hell yeah yeah we'll go figure out the farming all right you got a bow see show smart here's the salt jeez boss he's a smart he's a smart I can can I just connect anything to anything how does this connect tool work it is it is funny that all of the things that apparently we needed to get started were right by Z right here yeah now we have now we have lots of goodies and I can just craft everything we need right away no problemo oh no problem we got that going for us no problem oh oh you didn't need to buy these you just pick them up they're not burnt your spoilage it's that's how many there are the number is how many there is oh we're so dumb guys with so dumb go pick them up at any moment oh all right so these will be the carrots BAM boom pow boom all right I have a scrap engine I have a driver seat I need three bearings and then I can pay for the DLC oh I got this farm off a torrent oh is it I think about maybe I got too many maybe I planned too much cuz it only happened after I planned so many yeah well you could have gotten away with two rows but sowed you went to four you greedy [ __ ] I can't believe you thought you could farm on this very inhabited planet oh god no robots robots anggee the robots are Rangi that's not you don't want angey robots that's response the whole thing of this thing right grope robot Sangeetha robots don't like the farming that's right we just have to survive how do we defend wait did you take my bucket yeah you have got a bucket you had a bucket pockets for buckets we have 10 hours in game until robots come kill us give me a goddamn bucket what we have one wave of what game these 10 hours until robots come kill us how do you know that there's a timer on my plants it says here I tell you man look this game got a lot more stressful la quickly not when the crops are ready to be harvested okay so you're guessing this time run the crops is for the robot murder and not the crops Pig harvestable you're laughing no one else is laughing Wade because yes that is exactly what it is guys we almost have like a vehicle here can we just keep can we just focus on what matters Eve what does matter what what does matter what is what what matter I'm not sure this is gonna be the worst proportion vehicle like that vehicle you know the more of a more of a bicycle than a car is that where we're dealing with over here no it's more of a baking pan than a vehicle I'm learning okay all right had some issues I ran into some production at kerfuffles look you guys all I'm so glad you guys are having a haha fun time I'm staring it in big red letters eight hours left until like the police come to kill me fairly certain we're gonna be absolutely fine what what what evidence do you have to that what I want evidence because I just said I'm fairly certain we're gonna be absolutely follow I don't even need another wheel what am i doing thank you I took a wheel off this wheel barrel I've got another wheel all right we're good on wheels I actually got them I got extra wheels well here oh my god you can take anything wait you can take anything you cuz you don't you can say oh you know what I did that's stupid okay I have to change the connection mark calm down mark what are there nine hours turn to five you want to put the bearings on the oh do I maybe need to okay wait I may have made a goof in the way that I place these hang on guys three hours okay don't worry don't worry mark we're really getting we're really getting this sorted out I think I'm really scared though two minutes but those crops are ready or I mean when the robots attack we're gonna be in a lot of trouble we'll be fine I'll be fine wait do you seriously doubt my intuition that these robots are gonna come kill us you don't think you don't think we don't think all right Wade you ready for this yes let there be the front wheels aren't turning yeah the front wheels aren't turning this is true this is true guys I'm stranded out here at the farm mark we're coming why is this life mark don't worry don't worry I need to craft some more stuff we'll be there in a minute aha two minutes tops indubitably I need more metal mats do we have metal Wade you have any metal I gave you all the metal I have other than the lift in the sledgehammer um Morgan if you have any metal No eight seven six don't worry we're coming over wait through me no maybe one come on we're going to see mark Oh baby [Music]

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Rating: 4.9698753 out of 5

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Id: zbq-0tB1HGM

Length: 27min 39sec (1659 seconds)

Published: Sat May 16 2020