FARMER MARKIPLIER REPORTING FOR DUTY | Farm Simulator 2019

unbelievable believable I say unbelievable why can't I be bald Oh I look exactly alike what makes you assume that because there's five customization options yeah and one of them's Asian and I don't think that you're gonna take that one bold assumption mark you're right you know what I shouldn't assume I apologize Oh God Bob went all of the other directions there is always right here hello Hey and we all look different yeah we all look very different yeah I didn't know I could change the color of my shirt Bob thank you I've pledged my loyalty to these sire you have to join the farm I'm trying I didn't see how way did it so I'm just guessing mark I like your face get away from me you didn't see my gusting peasant hold on mark oh I'm up all right there you go well Bob I've apparently visited the barn let me oh it's in German Achtung video vakhtang look we're gonna buy property 2012 I bought the land its own to me show my shirt apparently for growth why do we need to take our shirts off for growth it says move our tops for growth oh it does I don't know shirts off take your shirts off wait is this against which terms of service probably if your IRL naked on stream than yes unless you don't have nipples then I think you're okay well what if my nipples are just below the camera that's probably fine just stay low sorry I mean I don't know the TOS it's they change every day and we don't we don't keep up threshold I'm gonna open my shirt and when my channel gets banned that's when you know all right clip this so we know I once you buy some land you'll need a plow harvester and a seller okay okay how do we get a plow harvester also if you hit escape and go to the vehicle overview maybe or we go your nope the dollar no railroad silo shop I'm going on there's a shop over here over here over here boss Oh mark look what you found buddy over here boss work I just I'm down to two viewers after you said you were getting naked on stream and everyone left well maybe done maybe you should have gotten naked oh we need a small [ __ ] what kind of small tractor do we want do we want to no Valtra listen we just need the cheapest one cheapest one got it but beyond 1,300 DP fifty nine thousand euro it's fifty nine thousand euros that's the cheapest parts of this menu are called potato technology speech technology we need beat technology got the Panther to cost three hundred seventy five thousand dollars how expensive my god beats okay no we just need a basic tire stir and us basic sower I think so or means planting if we get a tractor we can pull it behind the tractor right oh we need to pull it we need it well we might as well a sport for the suspension car as the indicate indicated fruit types week at least we can lease oh thank God I found the headers the headers are under the tools the header is the swoopy swoopy swoosh apart there's jewels there's tools oh oh there's a wiener where we have to get the weeds that grow between the crops - okay alright we'll get the Weiner we so we water we weed we harvest okay okay oh we need the topper okay we need the $22,000 topper topper because it says before beets can be harvested the foliage needs to be cut with a hell hopper oh okay in between swings we have to get a cultivator to prepare the field for the next sowing oh my god farmers really do know there's no way so let me get the tractor first let me get the tractor first 590 per day oh man that's manager I'm gonna I'm gonna lease us a tractor okay all right what does the tractor do compared to all the other things we've seen a lot of this equipment it needs to be towed the tractor is fourth latina we basically need three tractors one with the harvesting header one with the trimming header and one dragging a trailer to put the beets in well no you have one tractor you do it in stages but there's three of us all right so you want to rent three tractors so that would be the only difference right how much could it possibly cost well sure I'm gonna get the cheapest small one there is the little Fiat 300 DT I'm gonna get us three of them okay all right we're doing it lease it for three thousand and nine euros yes can pick your leased vehicle door baby oh hell oh my god I love it what happens if I wrecked into a car do not wreck it into a car yeah it's a lease oh you can go first person how do you do it see I see oh wait guys we don't have trailer we didn't get the trailer Oh Oh coming back and everything's going well and we're leasing one of those yeah yeah yeah okay okay Oh what else do we need to lease I don't know what these are so I don't know what you got I got the topper and a harvester to be towed if you back your tractor up you can get all attached to them I what I'm guessing is the harvester come on come on back this machine can collect oh no do we need to lease one of these douche bags no I press the button never mind you did it I did it pipe out ah interesting damn alright so I'll wrap myself a trailer and I'll be trailer by it okay what is Wade Wade has the topper so we can go do his thing I guess maybe I don't know is this the topper yeah you need something again what it tops all right so I'm gonna be tipper Bob okay so that's my big bad baby over there uh-huh and this thing hooks up in the back of the Franck's this little things supposed to look up in the front maybe the back no the back is facing you squid douche that's it you'll all be glad I've been playing a lot of American Truck Simulator lately so I'm very good at driving with trailers q oh yeah look at that whoo all right so wait I think you're supposed to go first yeah go all right well here we go so Bob you and I have to synchronize right we do indeed circuit all right Oh God well there's cruise control all right so Oh No why did you stop why would you signs of apparently I'm swerving all over I can see that where are we going going to the I think we make a right you know oh my god wait no I know what's the other way take the roundabout yeah you got it I'm driving a huge trailer just to be clear you guys trusted me to look at the map I glanced I misread it your trailer it's on the wall oh it's like Oh cuz the pipes is winged like I thought but the right men we're getting honked at now mark in your backswing garden dude see you guys at the farm why whoa whoa wait swear to God okay you detach while you're moving that would be a not smart yeah don't do I mean I want to we're neck before you learn later you know what the hell never try why don't you just never learned I don't want to learn I'll follow Wade's illegal left turn but you know we're farmers the thing we bought that I'm using is supposed to be attached to the front but this tractor doesn't have a front attachment you'll just have to drive backwards it's fine it's fine okay oh yeah cruise controls the way to live you guys have cruise control on no didn't know hit 3 to toggle it on and then 2 to turn up the speed and one to turn down the speed I thought I'd talk to you it's not oh there goes okay I'm gonna just partner up for a sec boy Wade's you got it all the crops are gone oh yeah they're there they're underground beets or beets a root vegetable right yeah they're in there you're cutting off the top weight you're missing an entire row see you see you see these grass I didn't see them at first I see all right well left I will have to clean this up this is a first draft yeah dry number one I think we're doing fine I think we're doing great hey Mark how's it going hey good are you I like your tractor friend thanks man thank you I'm glad you just parked in the road and nobody has noticed or done anything about it country roads straight go straight are we following are we following Wade then yeah I think so here I'll wait till you get up alongside your harvester lined up yeah I crushed the crops you're you're supposed to do that no they're gone alright that section is topped can I Drive through this wheat field or is that gonna hurt things that's not our field I don't give a [ __ ] I don't have access to that land well okay alright chef Wade we're concentrating oh wait turn it off I'm not I'm not under my god you didn't get any of that I got a little in the wind look the way at what Meeny this is hard yeah this is real [ __ ] tough watch your lane I didn't do that my harvester was not on okay okay I think I'm I think that means I'm in there I'm not doing anything tell mark he doesn't name Bob till he's full no we're fine we're fine this is fine let's do it mark there's any forest do it alright here we go I'm going yeah yeah that's it that's the stuff look at all this beats me yeah yeah I'm giving it to you am i blocking you a little bit but it's okay it's all right wait look we're doing farm we're farming nice work oh my god oh my God look at this machinery my god we're pretty much killing it right now we're killing it all right cruise control wait start and now three two one go there we go bobby's Oh what you know what chat was saying you don't need me until you're full maybe you just do a pastime let's see how full you get all right cool I'll just get out and watch and not destroy any more of our crop yeah all right I still hate the fact I'm going backwards I just want to say for the rahuri up wait wait if you want to switch I'll do that I've almost got it down to a science now I'll mark your ding-a-lings uh rotating to put it down thank you oh I've got a full ometer oh I can turn off crop destruction in settings bro that sounds like I think oh no guys I don't know how trailer physics work I've never driven a truck all right I'm gonna come over i'ma drop a load all right I'm coming in Oh Oh bobbins I'm so stuck I wanna get out of this all right I got you okay thank you I got you no wait wait wait wait wait wait to thank you okay sorry sorry you're right I'm just let's go there man thank God these machines are smarter than us dude can I take a turn at one of these cool jobs yeah sure here take it Jesus Christ take it oh these are potatoes this isn't wheat yeah whatever okay here's alright how much really I have no idea how trailers work oh my god this is the war you mean are you trying to like back it up yeah the trailer physics dive not about it oh no well you can do what you need to do but going forward people are telling me why wouldn't they make something that you harvest it and then you attach a trailer behind it like you're a double decker like in the front you've got the top I would imagine they do if you don't buy the cheapest farm equipment that you can find hey I'm trying to save us money wait mark just drove over those crops and he's fine you're kind of in winter mark I gotta be honest we're good in the way I was we I was trying to come up for you but I guess I'm not welcome here I killed those crops all these crops on the edge I'm killing him crops chat I just killed a bunch of them yeah you can't once they're topped they're good when they're not topped they're no good well apparently there was a vehicle or some combination we could have gotten where one vehicle could have done what I'm doing and what that one's doing at the same time that's what I just suggested that's what I just said Obama you would love to go for it I'm like so down to you I'm gonna go for it in there buddy I'm getting in there pal oh look at that look at the manoeuvre yeah I think I speed cruise controls on great keep it going who's control one oh my goodness physics are weird yo you could stop you're not harvesting anything okay you're good I'm detaching arms swinging down oh we cleared that perfect picture perfect I'm 25% full we're about to have a payday friends we got 10,000 beets absolutely wealthy man you're going to be sloshing in it well okay Bob we need to talk because I think that the two of us are doing more work than one of us is wait after yeah we should get a half share okay look out cleanly I'm vacuuming up your mess wait very actually it's all perfect hmm there's a bird I'm going for it get that bird up that's the wrong way hang on get back boy did you get that oh my god wait I think you just I think you top that bird man whoever planted these crops for us is really nice I know I feel like we totally deserve this though you know we do obviously we do ok crop destruction is now off wait you can now drive forward okay now that I've read learn how to drive this thing I mean it's just driving regularly yeah definitely going forward that does backwards a little bit more juice in the forward momentum forward hits different dough I could drop this off for and sell it and then come back that might be good alright where do I sit though wait please I don't know chat where do we sell it where do we sell it Gregory mill to be the consensus I will go grain mill this is the harvester so I drove over the crops with this one right yeah see you drive drive directly over them and snatch them up oh god did I get a flat I'm really spinning my wheels here Oh No barely oh no I'm stuck what am i stuck oh there's a car kick are you just casually crashing into a car like stuck out of here go away finally geez you jerk all right how do I drop this off oh that's a fair question actually I don't know all right I'm just gonna it looks like there's a platform here I'm just gonna go up on the platform and probably looks like a scale all right I'm in baby okay I made it okay I'm gonna detach get out hello hello no no I think you got to find the yellow circle like we did when we released all of our equipment there's no circle there's got to be a circle oh wait I was literally one inch not forward enough I'm low I'm on load and I'm just pouring it on the ground here he's raking up look in the top right that was five thousand money's fine that's plenty of money you know how many you know what a beat is it's gross it's terrible it's we got to grow good stuff like iPhones okay how do we do that I don't know like apples grow on trees or something Oh what what all right anyway I'm coming back I guess uh you know five thousand dollars in a day that's that's good money you know well we're gonna have this whole field so that was maybe a quarter at most of our harvests okay you know that's you know when you put it like that you know it's not too bad a cement truck please dear god stop oh god oh god oh god okay it's fine yeah I'm cutting through the Henderson farm coming straight to you guys I mean that's true you can't destroy crops so it's pretty safe yeah yeah yeah it's not a body is there a body in the field it's almost definitely there's a body yeah start rumors about the Henderson's I like this node oh it's a shadow sorry it's a shadow sorry I'm coming in you ready to dump we are at 93% okay Haley yeah give me all of it wait extend your arm how do I do that there push the button it's in the huge list of instructions in the top-left accept it I see you love your lift wonders pipe out myself pop out pipes I'm coming I'm coming down I'm gonna come in come in hey like you just ran me no I didn't I yes that's how it works I took damage you damaged three no I didn't stop being a baby oh my god there's more damage no all right there we go they're gone that's good stuff Bob did you just give up at the end there what I'm doing it it's fine all right what's wrong with this it's your MD this is it well I mean we can always get more and then dump more in there right harvested Mart waits done like two rows I was full you're full with two rows we're dumping while you harvest that I was full of my god all right wait I'm just gonna Park this here I guess so like I'm gonna go get a better whatever you are listen wait I'm sorry I apologize I mean I'm 20% of the way through from one row this thing just doesn't hold a lot all right here the dumper is there you can dump I'll go to the shop unless Bob you want to be the only person who does the shop stuff oh you you go buy some stuff my good dude buy some good useful things for sure oh I'm froze Olga blam I like I'm I bought a thing shush your face I don't think this thing needs a it didn't say anything about needing um if you bought a harvester it might need a header Reno no I didn't it said it didn't need a header oh okay well then there you go guys I got the beat o matic a beat Blaster 9000 beat Annihilator here one load what oh my god dude I don't have one oh I can ride I'm under you buddy all right cool full bloating vehicle and folding No wait guys get out of there okay lower lowing vehicle it's a loading this is not a harvester this is a scooper upper oh of stuff on the ground when you harvest things that cut you cut down first no it said it could dig it out of the ground I'm glad you spent twenty thousand of our dollars on that I know she ate it real fancy like though all right okay maybe I got the wrong thing it's I bet you earn it I'm gonna try everyone's like that Marx's for corn no it's for hay no it's for sugar boots it's for beets it's for me I bought it from the beet thing yeah I think it's for scooping them up once they're on the ground oh no it's for unn topped beets it does all of it oh that's unfortunate and all this time topping them all I don't know how longs it take beets to grow know how do I sell huh no no so you're the only one who sold anything just dump it on the platform or whatever right that was beets this is a truck well that's a beet truck maybe it works the same way I put it in the building that I leave they'll take it I guess this the description of what I bought said this machine can collect sugar beets from the ground and tips them into a trailer that's what it says it do I'm guessing what we need is just a better tractor then right everyone's saying marks being mark slow no that's time that's not a thing that's definitely a thing I don't know I'm like mark fast everyone thinks to like mark Oh mark he fast that's what they say wait no why is the top speed only that we know him over there no no no no no no oh mama no mama no mama no one that's like yes yes that's the one well there was no mark please please show the class what you've done gamma no Carmen I'm coming and it's not as fast as I thought it was gonna be oh no it just takes a bit to pick up speed there we go oh good great I know no baby baby baby listen to me baby baby get out of our car Oh God how did that car push me Oh God why do you keep wrecking all of a sudden you're the one telling me dude careful about driving when don't talk to me ever all right are we swapping light I'm full can I dump out real quick yeah yeah look we can put the topper in the front and we can put the hopper in the back well we don't need that topper that's fine okay look well it was a lease so I put it in the garage they'll probably take us should we be replanting or doing something with the dirt over here probably need a plan turning sowing sower machine that's all like do some with the soil because it still has the the green it's sweet it's still only ten it's still only ten oh my god okay what else oh no it's just slow ly annoying is I picked this game mode or our server because it was all will teach you how to play farming simulator I don't very taught if I'm honest can I say then can I be useful or hmm well I got it that works you cannot do not listen I'm gonna hand I need to look at you when I let me tell you they weren't over here hang on sorry I worked in work there work there worked all right look you in the eye you [ __ ] all right that's all you have to say to me oh I've got more to say okay but pull your weight where'd your face go Oh like this over there your face was gone wait the thing yeah the thing okay whatever can you unhook the other tractor from the thing it has and come over here and pick up we need it we need a tiller and a plantar's what we need hey Mark do you wanna go ahead and attach this thing to your front yeah might as well right this will be the the repo mattock this will be the the Grim Reaper you know what I mean yeah you coulda better position for me you could alright I'll get it what are you doing I'm getting it go get out of here stop looking at me God oh my god that's what you sound like you're the worst at farming I got it alright I'm all set alright uh higher worker what does that even do I think you can just hire someone to do the job you're doing I hired great I hired someone to do the job I'm doing there is the red dot there's a hostile on our farm right now but I'm also here I don't know what the benefit is I could just do it myself what are they doing what what what does this worker doing what no that's not no all right oh that's wait what no okay there give the 15 euro wage payment that's oh hey another one what know that you doing I don't know ed but I don't understand what this workers doing I were gonna dismiss the worker I just missed the worker no no you're good you're doing great man do you've uh you've been $50,000 very well it's my money too of if we divvy up all the money we got you a hundred thousand I have six hundred thousand Bob as three hundred thousand up wished more spent less wasted less and destroyed less you destroyed so much when you were you you know what you just keep harvesting Bob I'll worry about the finances and everything else i that bob was putting up our crops I don't know if we already need to sell this bag [Music]

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Published: Mon Jun 29 2020

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