the "SETTLERS" of Catan...

you guys ready for some I'm ready I am ready i season finding does that count towards the edge okay I roll [ __ ] good alright I roll in for ya good Roy thank you thank you thank you hey do you want to go I roll another one I roll all right already [ __ ] cheating little [ __ ] so I guess it goes Ethan Bob me mark so you actually know how to play cat's head right Bob Lee yep Bob Lee put her spine it was one time it was a lot while ago should explain what Ethan needs to do then because I goddamnit house okay you place a house in the road and then we go around the circle and then I'll place two in a row and then we go bruh verse order and then the game starts this is not me placing my thing I'm trying to spot in the numbers mean whenever somebody rolls that number yeah that thing is [ __ ] amazing [Laughter] [Music] [Laughter] Thank You Amy Amy got me a drink thanks Amy it's my mother [ __ ] call me king of the mountains really that's I'll just say where's the [ __ ] thing because you could just totally [ __ ] do it that's right no wait I thought the one that I put on was stone brick brick brick brick brick and stone I'm gonna take this one saying take the brick yeah the brick kind of screwed us all over last game fine don't worry about me I'm good I like this room that we're in right it's a classy I think mark stands wait you don't get to say [ __ ] I'm going last year you've got plenty of red territory everywhere I'm not gonna get any I guess I'm gonna go here I'm building in the ocean I give up I've got house place both your roads both your settlement got it hang on hang on I'm thinking I'm gonna go slower Stone Lord and then I'm gonna do this move oh I was gonna go there you [ __ ] oh you unbelievable what up monster dick what did I do I was gonna take that little two-spot thinking know what else would want it what you've got or brick in shape and that's it yes and guys yes yes do you [ __ ] go there's plenty of other two spots where you talking about this one by the wheat the brick weight would do great in medieval times probably also get executable wait this is there no God bricky sheep he left listen nice moment is weight still going yes cheese get skipped no my turn didn't good oh wait how [ __ ] up what wait where are you going that way building again why did you get to build again yeah we go Bob go I'm [ __ ] tell you take your time I don't like any of it I don't like any of it you guys need to relax no no hang on no oh no stop no no get rid of that hanger get rid of that it's hang on it's come on disguise the penis a quick a quick side game of disguise the penis okay disguise draw something extended clip why is it we don't have home or dick on our bridge I can put it anywhere I want right as long as at least two spaces away from another settle yeah not there so the only definitely not there let's go here with his life don't I don't help him you think he's gonna go here I did go there originally oh wait we gotta take we gotta take the cards from now you draw your entire thing is from the second one you place right well [ __ ] what oh god I got 11 brick hang on so have some trouble there more hang on I gotta I'm trying to put my cards back no only you can see them I can I can come flippy-flippy but I can't actually see him good good I can't see I've got no brick and really awful sheep cool really awful oh yeah yeah wait y-you can't complain because I get someone else's voice came out you know what you you you know wait it's right wait is right right on this one we we are wrong wait is right okay I hate that one that one creeps me out hey no you don't like that one I don't my neck and I don't like it just please stop wait if you set up that interface that's sitting in that closet literally miles I have a stream deck I think I've got two mixing boards another one it's on the way why do you have any other mixing board on the way I love you but you're one of the laziest people I know do I roll yeah click and drag to select them both yeah hey the wheat nice nice guys wish I had a weed that's a dope eye so I take anything I'd take anything yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah and I just take one right yeah I realized now I should have placed this one first in that one second so that I could have gotten three stone I don't know why no no no I did also realize that I did this in a poor thing for myself and I'm a dominates alright alright so you do anything over there eat Sam nope do you want to give you boy lady at brick I'm going oh wait you rush I should have written I know cuz you've placed your second summer roll good roll Ethan pay attention 1 0 the ones that are green on the board are the ones that are currently you take oh here next to oh if you're next to it turquoise chip you take one if you like drag and select in your hand I think you can maybe switch multiple of them yeah you can multi-select you have to do it it not in the one at the bottom but the one in the actual cards I accidentally I know I did we just said click and drag dude are these the cards are these the cards what three sheep a wood in a wheat I believe right I think that's right yeah that seems right probably we the eight gave you a sheep and you started off with two sheep and a would write what could roll that's another good for me oh boy we we mean we made so I'm gonna play a wheat I'll play sheep oh I see what you don't play nor I see I see what you're doing here Bumi's but do me alright well you done I'm done all right make way for big dick Mick me [Music] alright finished my turn yeah go for it if you can alright if I can suede yes cells I've got nothing hey listen I don't have any words of encouragement I'm sorry it's okay but let's go try to be nice but it's it's seven that is the unlucky number yeah well seven look alright if you get eight well yeah if you roll seven if you roll some if you have eight cards in your hand get to get rid of half of them I thought you saying seven cards you're saying rolling yeah um you're done right anything yeah you don't want to have more than seven cards in your hand except a sevens roll on good one doing bad what are you doing bad oh I don't have many new things wait do you want to get rid of the sheep for wheat no I really you wanna you want to wait for a sheet yeah I'll do it I think that's good for ya mark can't get wheat yeah I do this yeah thank you no I'm over here orange thank you thank you thank you I'm done okay anybody in trouble no I see yeah I see some people that should be in trouble I see everybody but me everybody but me don't target me look at this juicy one right here look how that all over three of us will be affected by that we know my road goes right over there I have to look at that dump when I walk up and down my Road terrible for everyone hey now come on damn it okay I think you should leave the desert where it is you have to move it unfortunate hmm but it could move into where nobody is weighed [Laughter] Bob and Mark and no brick for anybody that's not why do you want to hurt everyone if you if you want brick Wade you should feel from you or still from work for brick or I could just trade you some brick and that way you wouldn't risk not getting brick would you trade me a brick I don't have Rick to trade right now but I will trade you brick because I can get brick I don't steal from me because then you just steal it back okay yeah then I'll trade with you yeah I'll trade with you wait I already said about anything he wants I'll trade with you wait wait I said I'd do it and I said I'm here but you promised gonna steal from me right okay you promise and sound like you promised you rely on you promise you promise promise I promised I will I'll block this [ __ ] III hear uh-huh okay not even like the best thing sure and I'll just hear you know what Oh little seven I'm gonna roll the dice here odd is Ethan evens Bob what's the air fair fair fair to move your brick to the far right now won't take that card said I'm not indicating to you which one is my break I was not I was honorable with mark I was gonna be honorable I still don't I have no faith when we played board games together that over if I were to need help that sounds fair sounds fair sounds fair if anything is you right fair is fair yep what number we what effect we're using for that really long reverb delay thing and by another card but you not setting up your mixer when you have it makes me we're playing without why are you doing that yeah that's good Wade you got an 8 I'm just gonna drag a grain into your inventory okay okay all right it's fun having almost everyone playing games together I'm here you right are you actually setting up the mixer right now no it's staying in the box so I can look at it to think about setting it up later all right does anybody think about something does anybody want to get rid of some wheat for what I don't have any wood unfortunately do you have any stone I can't get rid of stone so unfortunate what do you offer Rick I've got brick yeah you want brick I'll give you a perfect go ahead yeah ok I'm going to I'm going to make you have to have two roads oh except for me come on so you have two in a row somewhere [Laughter] [Laughter] give me one of them Stoney boy I mean bricky boys all right Bob I've got a special discount I need to get rid of some cards so okay I've got uh do you have any would you don't do I don't but okay well what what do you have I've got two sheep one brick III got to get rid of two cards so so what do you want I guess then what do we what do you I mean I'll always take more wheat because I can't get it so yeah what do you two sheep or a sheep and a brick two sheep would be better for me all right cool can do and so I have this two for one sheep port so I'm gonna turn these shapes into one wood and play yeah play a stone and feel the road nice nice Road all right very proud of you that's not the place and then yeah turn these bad boys in and I think that's all I got I'm out of move some good anybody have brick for trade what do you got I have wheat and or I will take another or or brick yeah all right all right so I just bought a settlement which is going here on this little port nice damn that's nice that's really nice thank you all right my turn I guess cool and big role big role I get some of that okay so what I need to do is I'm gonna play three stone one two three and then two wheat I'm building a city right not there I'm building city right method of building I see you know me babies you yeah it's two resources from every number on it what all right so I did that and I've got that city and I'm done five green sex okay well well well well well does anybody have any brick I do not know what are you willing to trade for it I guess do you have sheeps I do I have many oh you have many I set a problem do you have too many well have two sheeps can I have two brick el they have the one now you only have the one I'll give you two sheeps hope snap do sheep's for brick that's nice resource some reason I can't get my own shapes right now it's got a brick now so I think he's going to be longest road I'm going to build a settlement all right that's not what I'm placing it [Music] [Laughter] [Music] at the wood port so that's a two-for-one deal on anything right oh yeah yeah I figured that was not the mist I did not take I don't take anything he says for granite okay is it my turn oh joy of joys it's two of those things I get to you do right okay he gets to mark or away do you guys both have a lot of like or going on over there you got new extras not final unfortunately wait what are you offering I well I pretty much I have a wheat and sheep to offer for two or yeah I can't do that sorry yeah no maybe all right let's let's do this I'll do this Wow I'm just I'm thinking I can't get wheat right so like I got it true that's true I got to think ahead for the long run right fares there worked out boom so I am done all right Wade don't let me down baby you got it Oh sick powers in your hand again so does anybody want to just give me an order for free to avoid this wrath I don't have any all right the Sheep still misshape guys I'm happy to announce that Indian food is having free delivery today I'm gonna get some tea I feel like you guys are being too casual about the devastation that is about to be unleashed by well I think Wade knows I think Wade knows how to punish people he doesn't he definitely doesn't have what I need yeah I don't have what you need you watch the king of the mountains why didn't you just just do we're gonna block two people sub one there's a one right here where there's just Ethan there's nothing Ethan doesn't have what I need and there's one right here where you just blocked marking it's fine for you what you need back no I don't want it back it's okay mark I'm developing a strong wheat production we're in this together we she ate this you and me I didn't want to roll a seven or in this together we're in this equation just mark to seven our to work on post mates yes if no one's trade me an orchard okay you know the powerwall huh all right I really this really came through for me guys this really came through so I'm play or look at all this or I got Wade look at all this or I'm playing all this you needed for sitiing up I'm yeah yeah yeah where I'm sitting up again to City baby to City mmm I am in it to win it my voice feels good - yeah well I'm done so you guys move on with your life that's quick that was good thank you my turn amazingly most turns should take about that long wait damn you damn you wait damn you wait why did you have to punish me why my offer to not go there so it would give me an or I offer nobody had or I had [ __ ] 3 no I got three I had one and I didn't want to give up my one because I wouldn't believe the myths or no not me already has any or I would my spot anybody have any brick huh no nobody has sponsor all shitty and I was also punished okay well I think I'm done then alright yeah you are you are done you're done yeah you right there you go marking eatin yeah [Music] the or man one of my ores that be that behind my turn maybe he's gonna head Wow waits for whatever in the world it is [ __ ] cheating I'll Justin I'm sorry but I wanna leave Bob mark alone for turns on leaving a lot thank you Bank thank you we're not taking any Goodwood all right well guess bad wood I took the bad wood he's does the nine that bad it's one worse than the nine all right you're right you're right you're right you're right just try to be somewhat nice right took that one wait why did you take it you [ __ ] ass here's a couple wheat there's a weed there's we just stop cheating in rolling sevens huh Oh mr. desperate for or suddenly as a bunch of or somehow how'd you get that a funny old how'd you get that buddy huh so much tuned all have trusted you for a long time I know you really did yeah you put that there yeah you would you would put that yeah really not depressing actually all right mark you done do it good I'm gonna do this good watch this guy's you we're on the nine until last role I just moved it you're welcome you're welcome for stealing those oars from me thanks you know what I'm gonna do no you know what I'm gonna do you know what I'm a oh yeah why are the stealing from you oh yeah no stealing from you yeah you too Bob you got robbed all right you know I'm gonna do he was still in that nine or frost using my port for two or two one I'm getting who would all right well done and that's my turn thank you thank you for listening okay [Laughter] okay fine do you have any weight I totally got you covered bro no wait I'm gonna hear him out marketing to would write you're like an idea where anybody got any brick no no one's gotten any break I'm not on break anywhere even Wade took brick from us our mark and I would both have for some brick on the for brick for brick yes you are wait Ethan I'll do I'll do stone for wood I'll do stone for wood one stone for wood yeah I'll do that you do it mmm yeah I was gonna all right well first you know don't be sorry you offered me first an offer and I was like and then like two minutes later you were like oh maybe maybe he's got another would you want to ask again maybe he's got another one my turn yeah yeah I guess oh you're not gonna ask okay I get it I'm assuming it was done because more cards than I thought I didn't think he had enough to do anything so I assumed he was done oh that's right I'm just gonna do this cuz this is my only joy yeah it was a good move that really helped me out yeah it did it did was six I get two of those I I set out way he just done sorry I had my own voice in my head for you wouldn't have that problem listen hello six again god damn it don't see don't be mad I wrote a six and I've got weeks I'm gonna put three oars and get another I feel like you're getting more ore than I am some five oh my god you are oh you gots alright yeah oh my gosh you're putting a city there I sure AM buddy boy man I feel like I feel like Wade's in a really good position right now Wow yeah well now I can't do anything else for a long time because I can only build so many cities before I've got to have a freakin woman alright well here we go you Don Wade I'm going to trade in these 3 weeks for a brick you Wow and you would then I'm going to play this would you really force someone takes it from me and I'm just gonna put a road somewhere I don't think you would do that you want to go I mean you could connect your two cities hmm good I'm gonna start working over here toward break okay see guys can't you just be happy from we can no no you already put it down Wade what's the deal come on it's fine I've no other car all right here we go I'll do stuff that's what that is all right I I am gonna turn in two of my or for brick damn alright so we're going brick and wood and I'm just gonna build a road how do you even have wood what huh no you just got one last time let me see where I don't have really jammed you in around pretty much every corner yeah pretty much you're pretty much hold like any eights have way cuz no one's got she know I could go I guess how [ __ ] I God why did you all pile up around me like this or you you you do you looked at that Bob you looked at it and you're like because I thought to myself man being in the middle of those oars would be terrible because everyone would build around you lie to me you right don't lie I never lie you wouldn't lie so I can't lie so don't try to lie I'll go here yeah all right I'm done okay my turn here's a question yeah I think I already know the answer do you have to buy what did I roll you need to move the robber I get to move the ran who has been moving that robber everywhere and just given us all a big that [ __ ] you guys where's the best position it's gotta be no no right which red get away from me wait no more of that for you all right you need to steal one of my two cards oh I wonder what they are think about it think of hard don't take the one that I wanted to keep which one no no okay well now here's a question okay my question was yeah do you have to have a settlement at like the corner to get to the thingy or can you just have a road leading up to it does anybody have any brick stats Dylan oh wait do you want what are you trying to get to do you want the brick port or do you want like a three for one no I want the brick port okay you don't have any brick I was gonna say you I mean you're on two bricks but there's just I would not advise it because you're not gonna get much prick to use that trade very often however I don't see a good three for one near you so I mean I guess that is a port you could get wait I would I trade in any two materials for one brick right no you tried to trick anyone material oh right now your port is trade to wood for any one material oh yeah okay well that changes yeah like you could go here that's fine like it you could get another thing on the brick but that's not to get brick that's to get rid of brick okay well in that case nobody has any brick though you know that they're willing to trade gets what I would I have wood what do you need would you like some Queen not in your world go away I both question your language City is that [Laughter] [Laughter] Ethan still doing stuff yes what's he buying he's doing something Oh brick you just give three no I get four okay where did they when to put this room trust them I want to put it here when do you get a development card a victory point a developing card wait when do you get development cards you buy them with sheep wheat and or one sheep one weed one or you know Bob did you just borrow one come one no I just got an or because our older 9:03 points they can be Knights they could be properly card I think they can be road builders is that a thing in this diversion yeah I think roads you guys are do monopolies reef steal people's resources do you get an I treat Robert or you can get victory points I think those are the options I'm gonna play this even though I don't really want to do the other part of it move the Robert Steele one okay yeah I have to do the robber now I'm gonna do the least amount of harm whoa maybe which is it's gotta be this one I guess and I get to steal a card from Ethan hey Mark king of the ORS man who could not get any weeds you wanna wait for an or old buddy it's my one weakness yeah I got that locked in down there you sure do I wonder where I'm playing that city are you doing it man thinking thinking processing plastic that's a good move good move man real probably done nine [Music] five seconds man wait are you done yeah wait before you're done Wow schemes schemes I don't like it you know what I'm gonna risk it cuz what are the odds I'm gonna play a seven right all right it's fine you're done yeah so long as this isn't a seven I'm gonna be very happy nice brick I am going to trade for of my or in for two brick well that's all right and the night's not so good I'm playing you can do four or four Tariq he's got a port got a tooth oh okay so this is to brick and Noel okay it's all lumpy it's to brick and to wood I'm gonna pull [ __ ] two roads going this way nice oh [ __ ] and that will be my nice turn thanks man alright seven baby I would really like to draw some cards that people could stop rolling sevens please yeah the only places where I'm only screwing over one person I guess I could move it back to the desert couldn't I yeah hey hey wait look at this oh look look at what a greedy Meriton I am oh yeah I can steal from anybody No right uh it's fine I like being a hero karma right but I'm not in this game but yeah go for it does anybody have any wheat know what your thing is rolled I'm not dry I normally have many wheats but I have none I oddly have one week but I don't think I want to get rid of it okay how badly do you need it though what are you willing I mean I'll give you one of either wood or sheep never in your entire existence would I trade with you [Laughter] okay well I'm gonna make a road shut up interested no you don't you mean what do you want do you want this three for one is that what you're working toward or you just try to get more resource ah see that's what I'm trying to think of cuz you could build a settlement right here or you could build a road here and get on the five so you have another number and you could work down to the three four one five then get down on the 405 take Sepulveda do you have you do have the two weeks if you build there and get that wheat port you can do a two for one week yeah that's what I'm thinking so I'm gonna put it there thank you I'm done it was a decent life turn yeah it took two minutes in 38 seconds I am [Laughter] alright Bob okay I guess I'm gonna roll bricks who has that wood who got wood got wood what are you worried for I just got some wood yeah I have stone Ethan I'll give you a stone for a wood okay oh really is that all about that [ __ ] I just I don't like it when Bob is like oh really you'll accept my I got two-for-one Shippo Shippo port so that's two roads modified with you with you with you feeling you okay I'm just gonna join those bad boys up and just oh yeah and that is the only thing I did lots of stuff I'm done eleven fun nobody and sweet that's the first time I've gotten sheepies in a long time to be an [ __ ] and not be nice and play a night card doesn't sound good he's been so sweet and nice I just feel like I should wreck his life think carefully let's talk about this does anybody want to make a deal before I move this Robert why do you always say that what do you want what do you want any brick brick but does that get me immunity yeah if he does if you trade it for a doing an or or a sheep you're doing even Stephens trades and immunity you're giving away the farm win I don't need those wait I'm sorry but you do have you suck so much this is what you get for participating in [ __ ] if you give him the brine no he won't he's an honorable man I'll do what were you offering cheaper or I'll do the Sheep then turn around and screw me over I've never don't Ethan needs to learn you don't put this in the desert you'd be a dick do you have any you don't want me to take someone take this one I should have not done the deal because overall thank you thank you the whole turn oh sweet not a generous man no am I not fair god hey I gave you guys a chance for immunity Marc took the deal I took it's not race for immunity if I literally don't have the thing here that's like saying that you if I floated what I say I've left you alone the last two times I've moved just because I don't have anything Wade you done I think I'll stop there I think that's my evil turn all right that's a winner I'm guessing nobody wants a sheep one sheep I mean I got got to I guess what are you searching for my sheep full I'm looking for a wood I was gonna offer you a wheat for a sheep but that's basically my only offer sorry one weep one wheat one sheep yeah I do that and I could do that here always I gave you so quickly that was those the other sheep I had another sheet okay I'm done with my turn and I'm gonna go to the bathroom so just you guys don't screw me over while I'm gone all right Bob you want to cheat while the sewer go kind of dude I feel like I feel like we could easily swap Ethan's good number over here on yeah thing that helps both of us yeah or we could get rid of his nine cuz that doesn't quit we could put that nine would you guys share anything really sure are you scheming against me no no we're scheming against mark yeah okay because with Mark we feel like we could get away with it we know you're way too astute is it my turn can we trade marks five for my four so I can get some goddamn bricks no yeah yeah he'll probably notice the nine though it's been rolled a lot recently here he went to pee it's your turn it's your turn mark I'll just give him his resource if you need me would I definitely debris have I been screwed no okay wait do you have a whole lot of materials maybe you should give me one I think he just means give you one and yeah I'm just taking it would you like to do a trade in which here you know nothing sure man I stole it from them and I felt like a Dixie just traded for it well does anybody have any wood no no do you have a brick Wade I F brick for you I'll do it right now you can't do it right now don't give your hiding I don't think Ethan has brick to offer I don't have brick to offer I'm trying to get brick I am the brick boy all right Bob would you like a sheep for a brick no that's not what I mean or for a brick nope got that Wade would you like a sheep for would know I'd rather trade my wood for Bob's prick why is my chat saying you guys cheated the six but we didn't it's still a six take the six five this three here or something you guys are so funny sometimes I look at you guys and I laugh and I laugh and I laugh I just keep laughing because you guys makes life so fun all right I think my life is over [Laughter] because I just got Indian food delivered to my door are you still down for that situation one of these bad boys one of those bad boys no I didn't roll do I have to roll first doesn't matter we can trade whenever but you can I mean I think you have to roll before you're allowed to like get rid of cards that's sick nasty for bricks right can I trade you one more brick for one more wood are you into that yeah oh you were your way into that wait can I get promise that you won't roll a seven can I just get that promise if you let me play cards before I roll no I can't but just it just fix it by not doing that that's all you got and a settlement dude Wow right longest road do your thing how do you need to win a 1000 seven well you're wrong you can be seven it's not it's not seven okay well it's not I tried not and yeah that's pretty much it I got double I roll double so I get to go again right just don't roll put that pressure on me that's what I've got a few cards here so let's go brick wood right right sheep there we go and I'm gonna build a little house see house right here now what the [ __ ] am I gonna do god damn it all I guess I'm going to [ __ ] give away one of your cards if you know not one of those and I'm going to do one of these not one of those okay hmm fascinating I think marks gonna roll a seven I just feel it in my life I don't want that energy out in the universe he's just all I gotta say about that I mean I'm not trying to like jinx you or whatever it's at it but it sounds like it just smells my grundle can smell it I guess is how I'm going to decide to explain now I know it's okay rogues I got nothing to do with these relapses you could treat something of me why are you jumping on my dick over here anything you complete your circle that would have been cool don't why'd you make the circle well because I liked it at first now I'm listen are you done you done yeah [Music] [Laughter] for one wood I'm playing one of these one is one of these I'm building one of these right here I and then gone - anybody want brick I've got a shitload I've gotta think brick what do you want for it come on brick that's a question I suppose you're right okay I've got four brick do you want to brick huh for what one of each okay fair is fair there is indeed fair and with that I'm also going to play don't it has begun my development development all right I'm good all that wheat you got I can't wait to see how this ends dude you you you know me I know you and we know each other and you know how this is gonna end you done bro even lengths turn I'm I'm gonna win for sure yeah I believe it's my turn all right okay okay no no I do you know why not I'd rather have the she's lying I feel like there's a living his best life I'm storming in it's a five again okay well I would ask if anybody know that's a thing I've heard of a sudden these two sheep are you training in two sheep well I was gonna do two sheep where's to two or two sheep yes I was gonna do two wheat and get two cards but do I want to do wait I'm confused is what you just did I put in two sheep and sheep into the piles did your post mates get there a second time you're being salty about a hungry one here I'm ready for some Dindin um hungee God all right so what's doing with that extra wheat you got there wait what are you doing I might sniff it probably smells pretty good right instead of sniffing yeah maybe what are you offering for it I've got brick do you have another sheep I do I'll trade one for a sheep are you gonna get another development card with this what I do with my sheep I don't care I don't care to get another development card I'll give you a and I'm gonna play this night oh wait that was one of the new ones you just got I'll play this night God okay I will play one of these three nights oh please I just being a stickler for the rules because you're about to [ __ ] win yes he's gonna have largest army which is one victory point but then he is also going to have be able to get another two cities probably with all the [ __ ] ease about steel we have I don't really care where I put this I'm just gonna you guys care which one I block with this I care pretty strongly I don't care about all of my property pretty much I'm not willing to sacrifice a thing in my horrible a lot of treaties but we didn't have one this time let me steal it's mainly just so that way you get under set under eight cards in case you're PI just I do this no it's just not it's not nice it's not fair do you care which one I take I mean yeah you wanna give it break or something yeah I'll take a break instead yeah I thought you were gonna draw a break from you toss it away bricks I how many what we can look get anymore look I have the only strategy I have I have only one strategy ballsacks look it's not I'm in a death spiral I'm obviously not gonna win at this point I bought a car with the sheep's alright so your turn great thank you mmm tasty rule I ever turned did you steal my life no screwing mark over it's actually wonderful I was nice I gave him back his or listen I try to be nice about things all right my will not try to be nice it's not gonna do any good but I'm still whichever card you want I still don't like you I missed you brick I missed you brick okay all right shits about to move all right just get get suck in your lungs and blow out your ass it's it's going down suck and blow I okay I wow I can't do anything right do something I just have to think about how I'm gonna most gracefully lose at this point that's what I have done I just have so many options of my masterful moves that I'm about to lay down no one complained when everyone else is there just because I'm thinking about no I'm not Sean I'm gonna do it like this I'm gonna do this like this you all are gonna suck my ass and I am gonna blow it back out of yours so first moon of the epic moves that I've got getting a development card development cards one at a time I'm [Laughter] about to lay down the law in the most masterful way you've ever done seen that anyone has ever done right really oh you'll wait long for one would we've got this and two bricks that I took back for two roads cuz baby I'm coming for you I'm gum this way baby we're going through the desert I'm next turn I'm gonna get you oh wait it's not over yet we're gonna I'm just laying the groundwork um playing some pipe to clean out the trash heap please God just playing yo I'll play it alright um I think I'm done alright that wasn't that cool [Laughter] why did you roll twice oh wait I clicked the wrong thing okay the 12-bit enroll the nine-year-old no I [Music] maybe I'll be a settler that's because they're a rule um when you can play Knights can you play nights before you roll no I think well actually I don't know I think you have to roll first no matter what because the risk of getting a 7 hat does anyone I think the night is different but I want to check the rule on that we don't want to have any wheat no no no I need wheat for a city I don't have any weed good thing I'm blocking off that epic wheat yeah way the development card comes after the roll first first year ole then you can do everything else okay and do a risky move not a cool move all right yeah I guess my turn is done well that sucks me okay that was bad just someone to my table it's gonna use some of those that's okay that's fine I don't need those it's half my hand right yeah I'll move it away from everyone if someone has a wheat they'll give me no one has been as we I got stoned guys remember stone you want stone back [Laughter] if you get a development card you get a victory point right only if it's actually a 3.0 only if it says victory point it is if I can't have so I'm gonna just monopolize brick a little bit I guess good I don't think you want you can take it okay I'm pretty much the only thing I want at this point is sweets I'm just gonna stone Lord of Stone Mountain like so many stone you're gonna move the robber and play a knight oh it's not over really so he's got monopoly somewhere in there so he's just gonna give us all the dick before he wins take all the stuff Travis could win like a brick in a wood or something I don't have a wood I have five some bricks do you want to trade a brick for an or take away this brick [Music] is everyone do brick four or before trying no no one was super Bob then okay now who's taking [ __ ] out of my [ __ ] hand me how you unbelievable piece of garbage you can give me stuff if you want good talk good talk that's my time good turn here we go good turn mark yes how how many do you need anything can I give you anything to help you win I can't win you're the only one set up the winner me for winning cuz you've been targeting me the entire game every time you were like I'm just gonna put it here in this place where no one's gonna get you wait I'm coming to get you here's this okay here we go it's about to go down I've got what you saw last time it is going down no that's a road it is going down this time 1 2 3 4 right 4 stone BAM put those in there I get to wheat back oh but wait they're not staying there long cuz here's here's these then there's this one and this one city going in here let's lap down here and bottom bing bada boom but wait that's it mark says he's not in a position to win player this guy I mean [Laughter] go for it eat and do it but we got three impressive break and whoa [Laughter] so yeah I also want to make a deal hmm what do you want I guess is the first question are you gonna steal it from me yes I am why is this card separated from the others well reason what's happening you have to move the round you're just gonna take a card from wait can I keep it on wait yeah that thing they said you could put it on our brick and block both of us our my or you tick yeah I did you have like an infinite supply of or ten rolls so far [Laughter] [Music] would you like to just give me the wood no I want nothing you have to love the optimism were for a wheat I would do that I'll give you an ore for a wheat you give me I think my turn is finished lot of my problems I'm doing so breathing like that to intimidate you good good good does anyone have any sheep they don't want I do not have any sheep I got wood if someone were to rob me at this point they'd get a wheat for your wood you at this point yeah I'll take I'm gonna make some moves you guys ready first moves them and then what's that huh what's that huh hmm that's pretty good that's pretty good what are you doing I'm building a road [ __ ] see this road you know I was gonna win this turn like stealing longest road just for the record were you like stuck out I don't believe you I don't believe he was because he'd I would I don't need would you have that oh he's got the car never in my life [ __ ] okay well I guess I'm done all right so here would have been my win with road-building but I misplaced I should have put this road here I should have goddamn I told you to go for the circle I told you you were right you were right right all right all right so I'm at victory points cuz I got two four and then the two settlements makes six largest army makes eight here's nine and I guess let's build a city then since I can't take longest road and all wouldn't that way did way to win I figured it was gonna end that turn anyway so that's why I said you know what you're lame you're lame way your boys leg you lame no you lame I was gonna trade three or four a would then use law Rhoda's all that I get three roads when you're laying it's a goddamn Road you're lame you're lazy you you couldn't have taken longest road from if you hadn't built that road I could have had it still been six and sixty four but no I I could have traded three or four okay you're lame got him if I would [ __ ] up this one goddamn [ __ ] drew I drew two cards and I got two pieces of garbage I had nothing the entire time what is your forgot about that you get two resources from the bank that's pretty good not late game when all I needed was [ __ ] victory points that's good that's true go to build some cities are better early game not what's all if only if all I got for resources with the one sheep I had I couldn't I think that's true that 5 6 roll at the end was really nice for the sheep and the wheat in the bore their I guess I could have built a city now I don't have anywhere I could have built a city yeah you you got one but I think overall I did pretty dope yeah 84 points yeah Wow new year 24 victory points that's pretty good [Music]

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Length: 83min 15sec (4995 seconds)

Published: Sat Feb 16 2019

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