SO MANY NEW TRAPS!! | Half Dead 2 w/ Bob, Wade

look at this man you guys getting the same man oh dude I am a man dude oh I'm the man he's gonna tell me I'm a man I'm a man all right well I'm gonna be a snail what kind of head we got this one looks just so worried I'm gonna go with this one just pissed she looks terribly worried and I think that's the only appropriate response to this situation oh I can I can I have clothes there we go pants there we go yeah I got some pants I'm ready who's ready yeah I'm ready how do we ready up I'm ready how do we do that wait do you have to set it to private co-op good good that won't yeah let wait left my scripted Oh mouse sensitivity oh wait where are you guys more connected you guys should be loading in I think I'm in a room I'm in a room I'm in a room by myself I'm in a room by myself oh is it trying to fill the lobby yeah because you didn't put private game you idiot in my open doors were you [ __ ] wait where are you I can't see one of you just opened the door to the room I'm in but we're invisible until we all spawn in oh okay starting so you guys I made a private all nice and good yeah you're so talented I'm in a red room we get to be friends yet what are you pointing that way titties you are a sexist [ __ ] the first thing you say out of your words to me is look at those titties what a piece of [ __ ] you are [Music] okay well it's very rude you're obviously objectifying me this is such garbage behavior look at the worst Keanu Reeves impersonator that's why are you white Noren jatt no wait hang on shut up wait he's got a point you are the worst Keanu Reeves impersonator I've ever seen no it's me Keanu Reeves catch my new movie Jon week five okay sounds good I hope there's five down like movies alright guys so you guys remember the deal right marker you look a thousand I remember the deal yeah I'm a thousand feet tall what does it matter you're like wait I'm like at shoulder height with my POV are told to you I know no you seem like a shrimpy little baby you guys are about to your place to be weighed and I look like I'm in your nipples on mine yeah I'm at like nip level I don't your stop talking about my nipples Oh mark you got boob physics do I will stop looking at them no I'm not gonna look anyway I'm not gonna look I want to look do it I don't want to look no no but you have a stain in your crotch mark yeah there's a stain in there jump again win look at that you see that you see I know I see it I see it I see no don't you dare sorry that was a mistake that was a mistake what did you do I'm getting the boot [ __ ] you it's my [ __ ] that's my adidas I'm gonna open the door I opened the door alright oh there's a skinner there's a skill there's a skeleton but it's got a boot Bob what is extra food why is there water well this room is safe okay I switched I took his boot I got cool boots now why you just got an extra boot it's just so that we can throw seams Dave the room lights up clear it's safe how do you know I hear jingling on the other side of this room this room's gonna be like a little point good but you that's death that's what death looks like I mean it doesn't look like health no there's chains on it what are the chains do in this universe you die if you get hit it moderately hard with a chain single door can we do the jingle drawing although I don't like what's on the other side that's okay what do we throw shoe shoe all right yeah no let him do it you go in wait'll see what happens fine Wow wait I thought that was gonna hit you like my mark okay come in here oh god how do I run how do I run how do I run you shift is like walk you you're at full speed already okay these chests like this I already got a bandage I already got a bandage man oh look so dumb yeah but mine's cool they're they're they're bandage on the ground wait bandage on the bread wait wait Bob just took it Bob took it you idiot but it's right there yeah that's the thing grab it yeah you spend your time getting that way then we'll do will do they will do the rest whoa ghost oh I saw that huh I got this one boys I got all right okay cool B do you totally safe into it everything's cool so the red means we can't go that way that's the border I know what it mean we played this game before well the first one hey wait do you need me bandage just angry yeah I used one I'm okay you can hang on to it in case we uh get hurt you know I wasn't really gonna give you any but yeah I figured those are my bandages Bob you need to give those what the hell its inception top oh no you're staying there is this beyblades room I don't understand I think that room is safe you just can't touch the corners or the thing in the middle okay this room is now safe so I'm going to go this way to check out this other room why would you why aren't we sticking together there's a boot over here and I don't need a boot oh there's no their shoe in here I got another shoe in here yeah I got a lot of shoes that's pretty cool how you guys doing over there there's a hole in this one well there's a hole found the edges into a new floor oh this is yes hey guys don't look over here oh don't look don't look going yeah oh yeah did you know what are you talking about I like the sound of this door do you hear this do you hear how promising that is I'm ready oh I think we should go in guys I think this is our room I'm steaming over here alright so what does that do look what it is what it's fun okay that room is just awful in every way it's the worst okay this is a death room okay that's baby you were so close to that I like Mark Twain all books oh don't look at the ceiling in there that's not so good wait you that's been in other rooms - you've only just noticed that no I didn't know yes yes no no you're going a weird way I don't know why you're going that way with it took my picture wait where are you looking for a wait why are you over there ask for you okay Bob it's you and me is in this room safe now no yeah safe coming back do you miss me no who are you go away Serena alright soup oh well that it's fine it's fine don't worry don't worry well I'm gonna trust you implicitly oh mama I guys I don't like I don't like that room stand right behind you oh is this the exit no maybe that's it it is totally the exit yeah bye-bye wait wait third floors third who we graduated together yeah what who ever go away Bob okay do you hear a weird noise I do okay we're going left I'm here I'm with you it's a present no I want the present I don't trust that at all how do you present no I do not God told you ah well are you alive I'm alive where does this go guys where does this go Oh guys it's not a secret exit mark Koehn oh you can't no it's oh hell yeah look at that I like standing over the abyss I don't like standing over the abyss at all keyonna which way are we supposed to go left what who's left my life your left this one a little bit too inebriated three choosing you have multiple different oh yeah like the thing you want to be doing well is it fine otherwise I'm sure none of these will crumble if you try and jump on them they're fine find out don't get my key on oh I'm just gonna leave this door closed behind you it's fine John week three in theaters now okay it's working it's working that's impressive oh you know it's a death room it's not a death water and spikes all over the floor and no place to stand fine try it it's all about I'm going for Bobby I keep hoping the next time we open the door waves on the other side that's the way to go good work that's the way to go all right we're clear what's gonna body block wait here yeah let's say hey listen we don't need your kind come on an uncomfortable amount yeah why did you try to jump you idiot yeah I feel like it was really obvious what was gonna happen in that situation yeah I feel like that was entirely your fault all right Bob now it's down to you and me like it always was yeah Keanu I'm alive and I have a new shoe calculated we knew that was gonna happen upper body posture is very keen on OS I see these alligators in there hop the [ __ ] in bro can you jump on their heads can you jump on their head oh I hope so wait hold your shoes don't you are you real John Waker Six coming to theaters next fall yeah okay Lord man they didn't even [ __ ] wasted their energy animating that they were just like alligators in the water if you alligator sausage in the sky happened in my body you died okay disintegrated it was very impressive like you really wasted your second chance at life well I love you guys my shoes yeah okay I had to do something for science wait I don't think you should be as easily a peer pressured into doing things as you are I figure it was my second chance at life I might as well use it for alligators I don't know the logically follows there hey my shoe got buried in the books oh there's crispers yeah I saw I saw okay I got to get over there don't know man I was looking out for me first graspers the laser in the thing don't close doors in there there's a ghost there's a ghost here is a ghost guy huh good how you wellness oh good so we have to go back to Maitreya yeah yeah yeah you know it's fine I'm going I'm going the gravity's are very grabby grabbers are Junior buying okay I hear something in here is it me am i back alive books just just some just some spiked walls that's fine and a skull scaling which is totally normal yeah that seemed it's cool I'm just gonna keep following mark I trust you I am so brave so what is I think you might be right that that window 91 you back up back up back up back up I didn't have it that's fine it's not that bad my shoe my shoe just oh wow that's you [ __ ] gone alright well lost my shoes I got the shoes I got the shoes how's it going shoes in there shooting there yeah okay so I think that that's gonna be a wind tunnel and it's gonna try to push you into the spikes in the corner so avoid being directly in front of the fan blades like right now you've been going around I do I wish I had the shoes all right do Bob wait order the odds there's a Shuba cactus okay you guys are totally fine totally fine totally fine you think I would throw my pants at some point you could use that bandage I could dude I haven't gotten hit once oh hi mark I think I know a place where you might be able to get hit I have balls Oh oh I remember that room we already learned that lesson yes we gotta go in here no just so you know guys we press em you can right-click on them I don't care what you're saying right now I'm easy I'm busy I'm busy Oh Oh God yes Bob yes what could it be what's the urgency in there mark oh who got shot all right I'm coming oh no wait no I need my chute I don't know what this is no this way this way this way I found it you found the thing I don't like it oh my god thanks for saving me mark keanu floor thing this time you're just [ __ ] hanging out I'll just see this is my pod man nice to be on you sick dodges in my movie John wick 17 I really need a bandage know what happens oh yeah I need a bandage too I need it more we are we going in the dangles are we doing something you guys do whatever you want oh hi oh she's a goner that's you guess that she's a goner oh that's not good if you don't believe I'm going for it let's choose mine all right definitely watching this I grab the arms grab the jus you didn't get to shoot well all right you got the shoe whoo I'm here for the show we're good I got the shoe don't close don't close don't close okay shoot oh it's just a grabby arm this one sounds cool I wanna see what's in here another shoe I'm shoeless it's a shoe in here Keanu if you go if you can dodge the lasers no swinging what a save [ __ ] Keano clutching up oh I don't have any more shoes you got shoes I got you it didn't sell far enough I think I'll try by walking in hell is this you right here for you bud yeah I got a guy don't worry I got I got we should protect you keep moving for I'm gonna check that one on the other side just to make sure the exits not like in the corner over there you keep moving forward he says so innocently stop it this one's cool I find the water unsettling I find the electric sounds on the other side of this room unsettling that is bad oh that one's familiar I like that room configuration yeah I'll go right you go left oh this one has a big happy sound coming out of it Oh [Applause] Oh laughs the wood lost the whole foot and arms the night my foot and arm lopped off yeah I see that yeah we were so close maybe [Music] you

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Rating: 4.9509583 out of 5

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Id: slQyNmVfbnY

Length: 22min 57sec (1377 seconds)

Published: Wed Jul 31 2019