Scariest Game of Hand Simulator EVER

previously on hand simulator how's everyone's mental state do we want to do anonymous Club yeah what is that I don't know I don't this seems like a bad idea how are you okay oh hey guys hey is this just an AAA meeting I think yeah I think this is just like a VR Chad style hold my hand wait hey hold my hand can you hear me yeah hey this is so thrilling we should do hand puppets okay Bob do you know this one hang on wait for it is that how it went your first time yeah yeah like this right just right on the edge yeah couldn't quite couldn't quite make it happen wait you're not seeing this you're not saying all this thing that I'm seeing yeah yeah it's like that you wanna see it's like for me yeah I want to see yeah it's like so it's like that right but instead of the way you were doing it for me it's just like cool this is uh this is some content boys weights just staring dead-eyed at you oh hey oh it's muted Jesus Christ this is my favorite thing we've done so far today nope I'll your mouth movers yeah I've got the press V for a very long time so you guys probably heard me talk no yeah you're just island mark talking games - your mouth moves I like the hand position that you're holding Oh am I still doing yeah I'm doing looking at my hands dead eyes no cheek muscles laughter that makes it terrifies you guys like my bra this is what I wear under my Santa suit every time you know where's the rest of your sadness - I thought we had a dress code for this well I'm just saying I I thought this was the real us I mean on the outside we're Santa but on the inside I just feel I'm still thin well I mean I'm Santa - I'm just a different different type of see I got creative and my Santa suit is so long that it's addressed Wow so I'm a Sant her you know wearing pants that's what he just distress you don't wear your promise you never listen can you wear can you wear leggings but it's not that kind of dress no okay that's the point of what I was saying okay I'm sorry yeah well you keep saying you're sorry and then you keep doing it so well you know it's half sorry I wanted to talk about the main problem that we've been running into that no I feel no one is talking about mm-hmm that yeah you know Chanukah is getting in the way of the mall Santa experience I'm not there's nothing wrong with Hanukkah there's nothing wrong I saying that in anyway but in the mall that's her territory and I feel like it's being tripped on so uh this is your solution to keep it out of the mall to move ha a car to move Christmas wait why would we move worse miss Christmas what I feel like that's it I think listen the cue forest cue force loaded down right you got got you got video game releases you got Thanksgiving right before Bob's birthday is in that time of the year so it's really busy I think we should spread out I think if we put Christmas well take out my birthday can I have cute you doesn't have a lot going on when's your birthday and April oh that yeah that's cute too yeah that's okay there's something particularly interesting in there you know right like yeah cuz mark basically gets like July 4th all I gets Easter and like is Easter even a real holiday we just run into the exact same problem my problem is other events getting in the way of the true meaning of Christmas your birthday as we all know is a huge celebration I think that would just overshadow Christmas it's not about what we get Wade it's about what we give ok well I don't give or get candy on Easter so is it real is it really real about candy it's about eggs yeah it's about how bunnies make a lot of sex no one ever gave me I've never even eaten eggs on Easter but what they're not chicken eggs they're bunny eggs which are made of chocolate and cream or peanut butter and doesn't get together anymore for that ok you know what that's one family drama this isn't about your this isn't about your family I I'm gonna go ahead and say okay if Easter's got cute always where we putting Christmas he always steers it to be about himself you know no no listen there is about your family everything's about you what is this yeah okay well let's talk about March March isn't about me in fact it's only month isn't Y is March not even about me a little bit it should be right you are so selfish you are you know I'm not I just care about me that's the definition of selfish no no no selfish is like a bad way I I love myself and wanted to be about me in a good way I prefer the term confidence I'm being self confident right now I just I feel like I feel like he doesn't get it I feel like both of you are not being very productive Wade selfish I don't think we're gonna solve that problem you don't even wear it the nice way to say selfish is independent not self-confident you dumbass Wow the Bahamas is hot I'm not gonna wear a frickin wool coat in the Bahamas obviously if we move Christmas to Bahamas Day Christmas is on why would you blow it if it was gonna be Christmas why would it also be Bahamas Day we got share you don't wanna be selfish about it we could share movin Christmas you don't want to share with Hanukkah Oh who's being selfish now maybe we should just be with Chanukah and have a Chrismukkah it's honestly still mostly you that's being selfish you're right also I pitched Chris Monica last month at the meeting okay so ever I feel like you're just trying to take my idea and weasel your way out of your own selfishness I don't know your idea but I vote for it I thought all right I thought the idea was stupid so I just said nothing in the hopes that it would die out but you know now that you said it wait it doesn't sound so bad well yeah I think Chris Monica's a good idea yeah I mean no no no no it sounds like a good idea if you only like it because it's his idea then you don't even care that we're not approving a measure this is why people take public speaking courses cuz it matters how you pitch things he pitched it well he brought I I see the strategy he it's a standard sales pitch he he negged me he made me angry at him and then he offered something to look forward to so that's that's kudos to you it's a classic sales pitch it's called the selfish and then solution it's the SS way it's what all right like the SS like the Titanic the SS Titanic Titanic good save is that Soviet thing or Nazi thing you know just keep saying keep guessing yeah keep guessing that good way to do it maybe we should just go with Chris Monica and forget about the other parts like what part would you like Hana miss better Hana miss or Chris Monica I actually kind of like harmless yeah pretty cool you know you got some good ideas but also you got some ideas that make me suspect things about you well it's fair to suspect things they're probably true but that's that's irrelevant let's just celebrate Hanabusa okay so who's who's on slay duty this year well I guess we got a volunteer over there you do it all wrong alright it's alright everyone let me just get this out of here real quick hang out okay hands down does anyone else want to volunteer for slay duty this year I mean I mean if we're just gonna have no one else are you pointing at no I'm not pointing I'm pointing to the one person that matters but also you know I'm pointing volunteering myself that lives above the gymnasium that we meet in yeah I mean not many people know but he's also the landlord is I didn't know that yeah we're right you'd never suspect but he always sees me you don't breaking rules you don't you don't think about things like that no what do you have dramatic hand gesture look at me with those eyes look at me with those dirty eyes it's a you're pouring you're pouring one out for your homies you're pouring tea into it yeah what - is there there's a yeah two words okay cool right first word like it sounds like sounds like liquid here jerking wanking almost there yeah I'll finish you off later no nothing blank stare oh I'll finish you into words yeah finish you off later that's it I'll finish you off I may have been forgetting to hold V again yeah I think we figured that out like the only seconds to go okay I'm sorry so um I'll finish you off later mark you're in drive to slay my heart that's a weird that was a weird thing other weird what a big nice what nights come is nights come is a night holy [ __ ] welcome whoa matches and now botton okay oh god the opponent scandal sometimes me a squirt gun some tells me it's not this is not what I expected the game to be with the dark creepy atmosphere yeah yeah odd about this it's pretty normal I don't know what you're on about okay so I'm just aiming for the candle right oh here we go again already in squirt mode well it doesn't take much to get me there my squirt knee Bob my close to your candle oh god damn it well they're in my spring am i yeah you are my spring anywhere near marks candle hey let's leave my candle oh it's a tough grab oh god oh god I'm at irony what your candle I'm trying what's happening behind oh my god it's gone okay bye mark mark is it really you I'm trying I'm trying to send Bob Bob's trying to send me back [Music] you ready for this action [Music] [Music] oh good job everybody I'm making gang signs over here yet wait my candle went out it's so dark how am I supposed to light a match it when it's so dark it's dark I'm getting closer Mead oh you're so dead closer hang on I definitely have this oh hey what's the match yeah I did like the match [Music] all right what did my my my candle go out scary I went when you guys were saying there was something behind you died in the best position ever look look at your sprawled out all can its oh yeah okay that's pretty good again to be labeled as one of the only ones that's fun yeah alright this time you guys are going down I'm a different strategy yeah just keep just keep a match lit and then oh yeah just get it right in there cuz it's a dirty little spray what the I mean you calm down wait what are you talking about alright alright strategy step one over here we go you're done you're you're you're I got what it's not spring it was spring well I had it I had a perfect gun trigger finger oh no don't use bread no use vine I've got some spray okay I'm gonna stop I'm gonna I will not I will not you you stop living come on he's right there stop oh and now it's not spraying anymore I don't think spring its gonna do anything cause II know what what are you not dead do I feel fine can I block you from spraying my candle oh I'm trying to spray your kid you can try oh I'm out of spray again come on this is like so all over you oh wait oh you got the strategies don't you oh you think you're so clever you think you've won but I've got another trick up my sleeve also too as well mine sprayed on spraying there we go fill it no I gotta let go for longer oh wait I need some light oh my match went out this strategy really didn't pay off oh oh all right this is fine oh we're gonna get some like you got some light you lit one you've got to it but I wasn't holding it so it didn't really help me okay lady yeah I don't know why you got to survive I don't maybe you know I think the ghost owed me one I brought you guys here out and he's not dead yeah just squirting him and I'm gonna try to squirt again just to see your candle baby I don't want to squirt my candle all right fine I'll squirt my candle come on come on bud come on you can do it bud that was good it's not spraying anymore are you spraying with one hand right now yeah you yeah I've got I figured out how to hold it right I'd probably be good at the gun ones now wiggle it waggle it it's not spraying it is oh it's not hitting it okay cool oh I think too low Oh see okay see I don't see how this is fair now I think this is a bad idea um let's see if I can just spray a little match here got it I think he really believed in you mark I believe in Austin all over the place so clumsy time mark good okay good but I got you listen to him clearly you don't worship Satan as well as I do yeah you're right Santa I sure don't well this time I'm gonna show you a thing or two about something so it so it is possible to hold it in a way yeah I just had to get my finger in first and then the rest you guys are done no no no no no no okay listen mercy upon thy good soul I get your no no no no I can't yeah that's what you get that's what you get did you get I just why can I not grab a single goddamn match come on Handel's not out already is it no I'm just preparing I lost my gun okay all right you guys are done zone now just tried on light my candle I don't know how to light this match I'm not just whip it on some stuff try it how did that happen what okay light light light light light light light light - one got it I'm the best I don't like this baby staring at me thank you you sprayed yourself mash coming at ya all right you didn't oh I tried I tried no she won't take me we were to truce yet have a truce it doesn't sound like you have a truce to me it's a like a weighty I love the way your hair looks wait I have a match do you need a man Oh laughing baby all right Bob how about we just take my hand okay my hand I'm trying how about we just call truce I don't like this game wait what if I just do this oh oh god mark yes look here that's you give I got put it right in my palm I try oh god oh god oh god oh god oh god oh god is the baby laughed every time like that that's just concerned yeah I got this guy's I got this okay maybe I don't hey there we go problem solved Bob you don't have to join us yes when I jam on some matches cursing in the afternoon [Music] hang on I can do this T I live in Tyre I wouldn't been spared we helped I'll Casey nice that wave at you and then they beyond thank you goodbye my friend [Music] you

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Length: 21min 39sec (1299 seconds)

Published: Thu Aug 15 2019