I SHOULDN'T BE HERE!!

I don't what is what is very important is that we need to take this seriously Molly with my food Molly thank you so much damn it [ __ ] are you sucking curse at me why can't you eat before well what's gonna happen Bob is if he's eating now my food is gonna be here soon so goddamn it oh hey my food guy here all right Bob you just let us know how you're doing I hate you guys so much I'm coming in for commander I don't know there should be talking I can't hear anything no no I see someone aiming I'm coming up over here yes I'm ready um yeah I think if you're are you both visible this is our commander follow follow Red Hat man all right I ran into a pole I'll reload when I get over there it takes like a minute and a half people here oh boy I think they're my friend right in the back of his brain what did you put your bayonet on how'd you put your bayonet on b2a fix bayonets all right I took my one shot now I need to fall back and reload for an hour and a half hang on I'm not hearing any like game sounds are you guys here in game sounds yeah there's banging going on I'm not hearing nothing I got I got a whole lot oh [ __ ] that guy just died in front of me I don't see anybody to shoot at yeah where is everybody I'm just gonna shoot just so I feel like a part of things we don't I didn't mean to reload right here let's get back into cover a little bit we're about to be overrun reinforce the contestant area sandwich before we died all right don't worry guys I've almost reloaded this gun after all this time oh I shot at somebody I did I shot at them they weren't person I shot one shot and that was it man it really just takes last stand what we need to we need to push we need to push okay all right I'm fixing bayonet I'm gonna go I think I heard the call for a charge oh there's people over here just go for it boys here we go I'm going to charge mode yeah I caught one oh [ __ ] oh [ __ ] oh I got hit I've been hit get some charging Oh God right now oh I got I I was going after the guy with the flag man those eating sounds are just disgusting close to the mic please God do it daddy hell guys we lost oh yeah it's not good sir yes sir boys about bayonets fixed up your bayonets [ __ ] all right I will fix it it's a good day today Oh make sure you hit X and get your gun on your shoulder and do the Marky Marky oh right right okay that's smart you look really in formation and I'm [ __ ] I'm tight in formation they're coming they're coming oh I got did I get hit everything's Cao Lu Zhi oh yeah I'm fum fuzzy is that bad that's probably not good probably like a chest shot actually I think I'm getting better yeah dude I'm feeling better yeah I already sent the letter to your wife um well so long as you just send another one afterwards you know that I only had the one the one envelope well I mean okay all right well then I'll just go visit her then you didn't say anything like hey move on like the next guy usually marry and go to bed with those exact things why would you say that in a letter to someone's dead husband wife someone's wife it was okay to move on because you were no longer in the picture well who are you to say that trying to be thoughtful it's the one you left in charge of your yeah you did leave me in charge if they're not inviting me to the wedding I am the only deaf soldier on this field and I will not have this disrespect to my I'm dead oh there's thorns and stuff reloading again everyone I'm reloading my stomach I don't know I select where I spawn I don't seem to be able to select where I spawn I don't know man I don't know Wars hell I'm death I care nothing I'll weave another commander up here is this our new commander are you my new daddy oh my god what why are people dying I wish I could hear oh wait there I didn't have my volume turned up on my go explore now I've got audio oh my god we've got infiltration dude the flag bears coming in yes fly bearer oh I got their flag bearer I'm gonna [ __ ] stab this guy wait I'm gonna get you okay I missed him ah oh god ow what got me I got annihilated I like the commander look don't get shot at God these uhh man it's real hard to tell who's who oh yeah okay I'm going towards the indicator markers that I've got here I've just go there I got them I got a murdered one good job good murder oh the closer I get to my regiment the more I've got like a compass now I've got like oh yeah I've got like info what the [ __ ] what does the compass mean it shows the direction I'm just going to the flagbearer I'm going here guys we're cheering in straight it's amazing charging who's charging they're charging oh god that's so many of them oh that's terrifying mark wave the [ __ ] flags I don't have the flag it's just in front of me wave it's in front of me I can't wave it I'm so tired I got a Crouch I'm just gonna crouch for a bit I need to carbo-load why are we why are we following Italy in the Civil War I don't come for that because where's the New York regimented for a lot of wait that's not us yeah no good all right I'm gonna try to be a flag bearer if I die you pick it up okay I've got the flag do you guys see me wait is he done this wait are you he's in front of us you guys not see my big flag I see you okay I don't know if I'm supposed to wave this flag or something none of my buttons do anything so holy [ __ ] indeed holy [ __ ] oh my god there what I've got a huge flag you wouldn't know one behind you okay mark yeah we're right behind you turn on you [ __ ] okay hallo hi hi it's me no to your right oh I'm not saluting you maybe what I'm to your right mark mark I'm looting you up no one's saluting me [ __ ] I'm walking slow I see okay that's you okay good that's me wait okay I'm the one aiming at you now no one's aiming at me mark I swear to God no one is one who are there multiple flag guys yeah there's two regiments I'm with mark here with the other flag guy why the [ __ ] I've died I feel scared just having this flag like I don't know what I'm supposed to do an officer officer down okay yeah just be careful people run by that alley the little nook there so that's a threat oh god oh god help me you were just there now your dad wave that [ __ ] wave that [ __ ] how do I wait I don't there's no waving there where do I wave it salute mark can you uh can you you please wave the flag wave them around does anybody know how to wave a flag I spawn somewhere else Oh save me mark oh good yeah wait did you get here you [ __ ] saved my life man oh cool oh that was a bad guy just shot a man what's up what's up commander say I can't hear him very well I can't hear either I think he's saying superb layout what's that mean so good play out okay all right operation cyka blyat it was it was a Revolutionary War campaign I'm making Louisville sub what that wasn't real all right oh my blood is all over you god damn it's actually disturbing seeing you just get ripped away right in front of me like that I know well I just peeked out I was I didn't even see anything and it was just like what are they charging Oh God mind you bub oh no he's dr. he what he be boy you're good keep reloading Adam tell me what what do I do thank you I am Alive yes flag stuff I need you but I'm doing my flag thing so hard right now in the same hole the whole time yes I have I I am NOT going out on that screen for anything mark what the guy just walked past the gap I know that happens it's very scary boys in the alley yeah mark I'm so scared I'm you're scared I have no gun I'm your morale wait wait the flag I can't wait it's not a waivable thing just come on yes when are they coming out with a battle royale mode for this game that's a good question Civil War battle royale we're gonna suppress babe look out I think we're getting charged from behind I'm dad got stabbed to death oh there's my compass okay Oh how'd you I don't know it popped up flag dropped oh I'm happy Blackberry anymore that sucks I wanna be fly berry black bear oh my god there's some legs on the ground here I'm not reloaded but I'm charging up charge honors is a Death Zone okay here we go charging I think we're about to be seen from our charges charging stab my own guy charge charge charge charge charge yeah do you want to take the hill yeah let's go for it double time boys let's do this I don't know what's Hillier I'm honest not sure oh god oh god oh god it's incoming boys Oh incoming Oh God why aren't I loaded Oh my guns loaded on the back like a coward I ran away like a coward all right oh wait I'm back up okay oh god oh god oh god wait they're coming they're coming here we go and can i spectate do i have to save this last stand screen forever oh yeah yeah I think we're winning 38 less people than them good job side we want to try the rebels boys oh yeah you want to give it a go I'm gonna be flyboy all right you be fine it's not fun it I mean it's scary it's not like boring you'll you you won't be bored but these do us a favor and wave the flag this is us attacking their camp yeah go tell ya those darn Yankees they won't know what him let's get out I'm still reloading commander I trust you completely desert my men turn back yeah the commander led me into [ __ ] guys they had some discipline shot there did you hear that wild fire yeah they did those nuts you can't go home we gotta win this sucks to hear our friends dying around it's only a little bit traumatizing take aim at a game right now [Applause] I'm gonna get sure take aim I'm charging the camp's pocket cut him out from behind you go get him Bob even though you were in our regiment out of wine I was with my bros I was cuz you're in the wrong regiment that's where I spawned I spawned with them and I was like okay these are my friends I know what I'm missing here taking aim fire and reload I'm doing my part for the Confederacy the Confederacy is in it are we charging we're charging oh [ __ ] double-click don't charge what's that mean you hit see until it says double quick on the bottom right all right double quick we're not charging for nice charges all right I don't think they know our strategy then so let's hit the ground in front of my feet are probably fine I think when I lost my flag bearer status it likes I switch to the other division oh god oh god here we go here we go don't Ruby bill should be point oh my god all right hold the 10 your life those goddamn Yankees got the commander DP Oh God what shot me they can do with these spawn on either side of us oh my god double-click up the gut quick let's do it up the gut oh hell yeah oh let's go it boys oh yeah baby oh no oh bad bad things are happening in front of me that's so it's such a different experience from what I'm used to in Gabe's it's so fun though I'm maybe gonna spawn in a war-cry know about our tomato stolen flank which way we play yes sir yes sir yes sir [ __ ] we're going for it oh god we shouldn't go for it looks good to me sir let's do this [Applause] ready sir take that ready sir someone get the flag ready I'm ready recharging oh [ __ ] I just died come on I'm shot immediately I died five seconds before we charge yeah that would bet that wait on the charge was way too long yeah we were on this being mowed down there's no wait a second hold your own now all right 10 to power 15 min are down charge sure I'm gonna come in and just hammer him to death I'm gonna come in and I'm a screaming panic we're retreating apparently I can hold the line by myself just let me we're retreating what are you talking about fleeing hold them we're falling back I'm ready to go balls deep sir I'm so ready oh man that's about to give [Music] information somehow uh yeah I was I got way closer than I thought I would I hope they heard me wow that's fun oh [ __ ] that's what happened like that it is true like for the charges you gotta commit cuz they can't shoot all of you they they only got so many points but they absolutely cannot shoot all of us yeah they will only shoot most of us ahead of us they're looking boys final push we're rallying let's just kill my teammate am I an [ __ ] Oh for god sakes I think I just killed my teammate again oh god did I just kill my teammate I think I just killed my teammate who I think no only a furious charge can now turn the day into victory oh okay we should furiously [ __ ] go that's what it's a serious fury I'm furious Oh are we charging ya going yeah I was sure [ __ ] yeah I got the call for it so I did it jarred boys okay well there were like 80 of them there are a lot of them and they do seem to have the benefit of all being congregated in one position why are you in a wagon I'm stuck in a wagon whoo get out of the wagon sounds like a new problem I can't seem to get out of this wagon get out of the wagon um dude get out of the wagon I can't go all the way dude there's Batman around here oh they're killing me in the wagon in the wagon I got 50 seconds to run like a mile and a half and kill 30 people 18 seconds boys don't be waiting yeah we'll win him yeah we're winning we're definitely winning I think we're about to lose friends no win we win we died so much we got our asses handed to us we're not good yeah no not good [Music]

Channel: Markiplier

Views: 3,343,371

Keywords: markiplier, gaming, gameplay, pc games, online games, civil war, war of rights, war of rights gameplay, multiplayer, mmo, collab, lordminion777, muyskerm, funny moments, funny gameplay, funny multiplayer, markiplier collab, hilarious, funniest, competitive, funny

Id: CIdDSbKA_dk

Length: 20min 32sec (1232 seconds)

Published: Sat Aug 03 2019