Using ENGINEERING to COMPLETELY BREAK Spore!!

hello fellow engineers i have something important to tell you all today i am in spore sharing the story of how engineering came to be you see man has always tried to harness power for power is a powerful thing our story takes place a long time ago in a galaxy far far away now this was a quiet place nothing was happening here and nothing had ever happened here but something magical was about to happen on a planet once known as engiotopia you see the angiotopians didn't even exist yet they knew nothing of their imminent birth into existence yes like all good things their life started with a bang really and under the oceans something was emerging something with the ability to harness the ultimate power the power of engineering and this is the story of how the creator created the birth of engineering so we're going to start off just just eating some of these random bloody scraps that some creature is left behind oh and now we're bigger now we're bigger so we're going to try and take on this guy can we bite his ass yes all right so we're going to go make some love to one of our oh she's a big one i might be a bit of a chubby chaser in this oh we just laid something all right so now we can add all sorts of stuff we can add some mouths our spike and a spike costs 10. so if we bung that on somewhere and we've only got seven left so that's no good that's no good for anyone but using the power of engineering we can do this oh yes look at the numbers fly right so we're surrounded by spikes so these dangly things add speed of course we want all the speed so we're gonna need some camouflage say oh hi yes that is beautiful beautiful and we need to name our species as well of course we're using the latin name engineer so yes our engineer is being born we have our first victim you're going down we have speed we have strength we have power all creatures just panic in our wake that one was a bit faster than us he's gone he's gone oh they're like weird underwater bats all right i think it might be time to cool a mate again let's get it on all right so now we can remove these athletic pentacles we can just put all of these on the back we're going to spit poison from behind as well people may confuse it for uh something else it's definitely poison just happens to come out our back end all right so now we're going to have all the speed and bit more poison the engineering is getting powerful so powerful look at all these creatures you will die nom you cannot outrun the engineering no i'm not oh no we got electrocuted this guy is also surrounded by spikes oh no we died no the engineer needs some work oh i'm leaving a cloud of gas behind me oh i won whatever that has he's too fast i wonder can i kill this big one i want to show you the power of engineering take down this creature yes you are an architect i am an engineer yes the power of engineering oh no i can't eat either you're too big oh god no no no no oh he said run away oh those they're so quick i need whatever he has all right now we're even bigger now i can eat you all right it's time to mate come quick oh i just oh i don't like it it does that all right so now we have electric we don't want spikes anymore we're in the 21st century now it's all about electric all right so i'm gonna put these acorns all over myself oh it's gonna look like a horrible growth isn't it thanks for engineering i've realized we can make this as large as we can and then we can fit more things close together and get more acorns around our creature oh it looks so gross looks like a really long like grub we're gonna put eyes both end so no one can sneak up on us not that it will matter because they'll just get electrocuted now let's see the true power of the engineering oh god there's so much electricity oh no the plan failed i don't think i have enough mouth my weird egg things are covering my mouth i can't eat i've got too many acorns in my mouth why is one of my eyes weird there's something wrong with all of my eyes i can't eat all right we're calling for a mate where's our mate i made it up here quick we're being attacked we must make babies oh it's too late okay so may have overdone it on the electricity ah we now have jets as well so now we've got boosters out the back end i'm gonna do a spike between every acorn and behind we're just we're not gonna have any behind behind we're just gonna have poison everywhere because we're gonna be traveling at such speeds no one will ever catch us right there we go i think this is the final engineering stage let's see have we done have recreated the ultimate killing machine oh we have some speed now electrocute spike eat we cannot be touched by anything even you i think we can take you on oh god that's got a lot of mouths we'll surround him in poison eat my poison he's hurting he's hurting oh no no i'm hurting no the engineering failed me you can't run away from me i'll spike you and electrocute you and poison you and eat you yes i am more powerful than every creature you just got eaten straight away you're mine i shall eat you no i'm not no oh god it's happening we're evolving we've got a engineering brain we'll leave all the architects behind and evolve let's get it on let's touch acorns all right so for our final stage we're going to bring all of this stuff close together oh we can make him oh i didn't know you could do that so our spikes are getting bigger our mouth is getting bigger our acorns are getting bigger right there he creates a new like jewel eyeball there what is that what is that right let's go all right come here you are mine didn't stand a chance now you yes this is the ultimate killing machine surrender to the power of engineering there are there's so many small ones can eat you in a mouthful with my massive mouth we're more electrical than pikachu look at the beauty of engineering time to leave these architects behind we're evolving going where no engineer has gone before we're going to land look at the beauty of it oh it's so gross why is it moving like that oh now we can make things even bigger yes oh we can now add spikes to the top so now he cannot be attacked from the sky either as we know the more legs the better we got six legs still got some electric we got spike says two eyeballs in there still and we can put spikes on the end of our feet yes yes this magnificent engineering creature look at this we have evolved onto the land the creature stage we are leaving the sea behind us we'll be building bridges and roads in no time look at our creature isn't it beautiful oh we found another creature are you an architect or an engineer pick your side pick your side you're my you're not it's killing me oh god it's putting up a proper battle are you sure you don't want to join us you would have made a good engineer it's a shame i must eat you and make myself stronger yes run back to the sea i don't think my acorns work above above ground well that one just took off oh so these ones are making music a crocus well crocus you are no match for the engineer surrender surrender to the power of engineering your nest is mine now yummy we've gained arms what do we have here we have more arms oh we can sprint right we must mate all right come here you gorgeous engineer oh gotta censor that out that's disgusting oh what do you do oh look at the buttocks oh that's his mouth is that his mouth i don't know what end that is oh did you hear that noise that's how babies are bored [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Applause] [Music] so this is it the ultimate creature of engineering no they are not boobs don't let the sad eyes fool you there's power and wisdom behind them what is that what is that anyway peace love and whatever those are bye guys [Music] you

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Length: 10min 9sec (609 seconds)

Published: Fri Mar 12 2021