Spore But Dinosaurs NEVER WENT EXTINCT

what if dinosaurs never went extinct today we are answering just that question with spore starting from the very first life to the dinosaurs and past the asteroid that missed our story begins with an asteroid flying through space hurtling towards our prehistoric earth which at the time was only populated by giant pineapples a lot of people leave out that fact but this was no ordinary asteroid no you see this asteroid was pregnant as the asteroid hit the water it gave birth to a beautiful baby cell and it didn't take long for the cell to adapt to his new surroundings and i quickly started making friends with the other cells the cell's favorite game to play was called runaway i'm going to suck you now it was very popular but not everyone took kindly to the cell there was one who strongly disliked the game of runaway i'm going to suck you now as it made him very uncomfortable so uncomfortable in fact that he became very aggressive towards ourselves oh no no no no leave me alone but the cell had an idea maybe he could scare off the predator by mating in front of him the plan seemed to be working at first but the predator was so enraged by this blatant disrespect to his religious beliefs that he then ate the cell's new lover did he just eat my mate this traumatized the cell and it died of a broken heart you know what we've already made it i don't care what happens to it at this point but the mating had produced an offspring this new cell was much quicker than his parents allowing him to never lose a game of runaway i'm going to suck you now oh what's that you wanna you wanna taste you wanna taste well sorry sucker i'm i'm a fast boy now sorry sucker i i'm technically the sucker look at me right now i'm sucking all the things doing all the sucking oh stop it stop it leave me alone i was doing all the sucking how dare you interrupt my sucking in fact it was so efficient in sucking that it kept flying into vegetables causing a problem oh we got a problem all of this vegetable eating we've been doing is leading us onto the wrong path you see sooner or later we are going to be turning into dinosaurs big scary dinosaur things so here is my idea i do love the look of our cell right now but it is causing us problems so let's see if we can get the same look just without all the vegetable eating okay this should work this should work and so the cell sucking days were over and oh god that is nasty i don't like it i don't like that at all with the new look a new power emerged the power of oh i can't be penetrated look at this guy having all these issues while he's trying to penetrate me ah i am the one penetrating you i am the penetrator word got around town about the new vigilante the penetrator i am the penetrator and quickly criminal cells started gaining up on ourselves how you're not supposed to be able to penetrate me apparently it is extremely simple to penetrate us i thought this was a difficult task at the very least nope we're just giving it out to everybody aren't we okay everybody gets a taste we had lost all respect in the ocean now everybody wanted to penetrate the penetrator embarrassed the cell pondered on alternative paths to taking life and just then it found an egg that had been left by its mother this was a sign it was decided the new path would be motherhood after months of guarding the egg it finally hatched but the eggshell must have been very thin as the babies had already heard about the reputation of his new legal guardian what is oh oh no no not again stop it stop it stop stop this is impossible i wonder how many i can collect okay so we got three right now there's another egg right here i'm gonna wait until it hatches i feel like a mama duckling yes come on my babies oh they got distracted no no another member of my own species is taking over my ducklings you have started the war of the ducklings no you killed my ducklings oh oh i'm eating my ducklings oh why why am i not stopping oh this is delicious why do i keep on going the eating of the ducklings cemented the fate of the cell word got around and the cell got kicked out of the ocean for willingly endangering children and and then eating them the cell now had new challenges to face to walk on land it had to grow some legs and a pair of lungs and so it did the cell became a fist guy a little fish dude [Music] the fish guy left the ocean along with all of the other badness members of the sea except for bob he was dear senile and just kinda went with the crowd as this guy got used to his new legs he came across a large gravesite of an apparent genocide there were bones all over the place which confused the fish guy as he was the first land animal alright so i picked up all the bones near my nest and since this video is supposed to revolve around the dinosaurs i don't think we are going to stay in this form for much longer in fact i believe it is already time to do the mating somebody make love to me now okay pause pause it let's uh let's just fast forward to the middle of the triassic period the fist guy was now a niazasaurus the first dinosaur being up to three meters long our dino could now run the dino ran far and wide to discover all of the amazing wonders this world had to offer oh what what is that those are mad asteroids and that's that's a big stone pineapple okay cool this this planet is weird so we barely had any parts which is my excuse for this awful looking dinosaur right here so our mission during this first days as a dinosaur is to get as many parts as possible so future dinosaurs will at least be semi-good-looking better than this at least hopefully what is this a more angry asteroids why is this a problem that i have i cannot go anywhere without encountering angry asteroids but all of this exploring had made our dino hungry but then he remembered a dis he used to enjoy no he had sworn he would never eat another baby for as long as he lived he would never stoop so low ever again hello i am deeply sorry for the inconvenience but i am growing hungry so i shall kill your baby now god damn it at least i am polite about it the baby's dead the baby is dead now eat okay okay pause it again guys we can't show any of this on youtube stop stop having sex and stop eating children and most importantly stop doing the two at the same time our dinah went back to exploring when he found something very peculiar oh what are you eating who are you eating oh oh no no no oh oh this was not an invitation please leave me alone please leave me alone please leave me alone a rival that was stronger than him yeah no we we need an upgrade to remain the alpha our dino was now a herrarasaurus at the cusp of the triassic period our dino felt better gone were the days of being scared the earth would tremble before our might now to test this theory our dino luckily found tiny replicas of our earth in the form of living life forms this was very odd but since our dino had the brain of a peanut it did not strike him as very odd with his new powerful vocal cords he roared but the earth did not have ears but our dino showed mercy i i said our dino showed mercy our dino showed merc come on man gross there's a baby oh i want to say hi to the baby oh i'm sorry sometimes psych read a little bit too aggressively it's it's a problem baby cow no no i don't think it is i think that's something else that's not a cow i've been teasing my son about cows and i i for one do not think that's a cow oh no no no no no no no no no no no no no okay i need i need an ally okay it's either the cows or these guys okay fine oh this is not gonna work oh oh god oh scared oh i got scared run away run run run i got so scared that the only word i could mutter was just scared ah scared what just happened alright we need to head back home but it was a long way home and with his hunger increasing with every step he took our dino did not make it oh no [Music] is that is that how he dies he just sits down oh that's a peaceful death fast forward to the jurassic period they made a movie about this one our dino was now dilophosaurus and as luck would have it it was during the start of the jurassic period when humans first started showing up not not accurate what do you mean not accurate look at them pink boys what is what is that wait a minute oh those are the humans humans aggressive smelly naked apes this was a challenge that our dino was not ready for but he roar than jars killing his first human you want to go too you want to go you want to go yes what i thought the dino walked away knowing the war was now over wait never mind the humans didn't want to give up in fact the humans had already canceled our dino on twitter for its multiple controversies the dino went back to inform the rest of his pack and they agreed to go show the humans a lesson so the dinos went to track down the human nest alright where are these humans ah there they are oh it's a whole pack full of them all right we don't want the dinosaurs to go extinct and these guys are very famous for getting species to go extinct we can't take any chances wait baby the baby is isolated from the rest of the pack that's your chance now's our chance oh hi hi don't mind me don't mind me and just go just wait oh stupid bone stupid bone white no the freaking bone stop my momentum it's no problem it's no problem i still got this and the baby is dead oh oh oh oh okay apparently they they like their babies they apparently like their babies abort afford the mission oh okay note it humans like babies don't don't mess with their babies alright the humans seem to have an advantage over us they got thumbs so we need to find something so that we can also have some advantage over them hmm what about wings it's the late jurassic and our dino was now a bird i'm not i'm not saying that that that's that's a word i will not be able to pronounce it's just a bird we got a bird with a new power of flight the bird dino went to surveillance the human nest but to his surprise it seemed like the humans wanted to make peace they had left out breakfast for our bird starving and thankful the bird accepted the token of peace and oh they seem to have changed their minds confused and angry the bird left the human nest and he went and told his pack about the mean prank that the humans just pulled and together they went to claim the eggs that the bird had been promised but when they arrived at the humans nest they witnessed why the humans had been so strong all along right in front of them as clear as they we got a flying egg sorcery their own offspring floating above their nest this changed everything the humans were too dangerous to take down now who knows what they were capable of [Music] eggs are still delicious though that's right we're crazy like that but the demon egg of sorcery had done things to our dinosaur the brain got larger and with it the ideas got grander the humans wanted to play dirty fine the dino would play dirty too with this new powerful brain the bird dino remembered an old friend oh there you are this plan was foolproof we would take our big scary friend to meet the humans nothing could go wrong oh okay okay from now on nothing could go wrong oh no oh crap all right so i guess birds aren't that durable we need an upgrade needing a more durable form we traveled to the cretaceous period our dino was now an ankylosaurus and with armor like that this plan had to work the dino tracked down the big scary monster hey buddy when disaster struck oh no oh that's not great that is not fantastic uh oh oh oh no no no not now i wasn't ready i wasn't ready oh and he already killed my first ally this is this is not great i need to replace that dinosaur that i just lost yeah i think i'm going for the baby let's take the baby with us that is totally appropriate there you go baby bean you're coming with us to fight the big scary monster this time there was no way of failure with the help of baby bean oh okay well with the help of his fellow dino friend oh come on on his own the dino alert the monster into the human nest oh we're here the humans ran in fear as the monsters stomped into their territory oh that is beautiful but humans are dumb and the human started praising the monster accepting him as their one and true savior with a monster on the human side the plan had backfired it was time to leave stupid humans [Music] years passed and our dino was now a triceratops [Music] determined to get rid of the humans the dino went out looking for more faithful allies to join his cause first he found a pack of ankylosaurus of the inbred clan oh wow you guys have changed the next i know she tried to recruit for the other raptors but they had fingers and with it they had twitter traitors i guess the humans have already gotten to them they have been brainwashed to poor things one of the raptors managed to escape and went to alert more allies of the humans but just as they were about to strike aliens boom what while the aliens created the perfect distraction the dinos could safely sneak away okay that is that is horrifying i'm gonna get out of here now that's a good distraction though the dino continued to gain allies eventually having recruited three representatives so three different tribes of dinos oh no i just got that dinosaur oh this is bad [Music] oh you put him down right now you put that dinosaur down poor choice of words poor choice of words oh is he okay is he okay are you okay okay he's okay he's very traumatized but he seems to be fine okay wow stay away from that guy that guy got issues after a long travel home the dinos approached the human nest and quickly the fight began the fight was too brutal for the humans to bear and it didn't take long for them to surrender we did it and retreat to space with the humans gone the dino had finally claimed the title of alpha and as the years went by our dino was now a tyrannosaurus the king of the dinos being the alpha really suited our dino now that the humans were gone he could eat as many babies as he pleased that is as long as no one was around to challenge him the homo erectus a slightly less naked version of the humans if they were allowed to continue to live they could eventually grow to overthrow our dino they had to go the human ancestors put up a good fight those positions are just not why did i make the butt cheeks why did i have to make the butt cheeks too that is that is definitely going to have to be censored that is just the worst view that is just the worst view possible shame on you but just as the humans before them they too had to evacuate the planet i'm just gonna leave these guys here if that's okay okay after hunting down every last living relative of the humans the dino finally had no rivals no one was there to tell him what to do or who to not eat yet he felt sadness was it because the humans actually meant a great deal to him and without them he felt lost no no no he had found a very pretty stick but no matter how hard he had tried he was unable to pick it up because of his abnormally small arms but once some years had passed and our dino was now a velociraptor he had stretched his arms enough to finally be able to pick up his stick meanwhile outside of our atmosphere danger loomed hurtling towards our earth an asteroid was due to crash any minute now and we all know what happens here the asteroid hits the dinos go extinct the humans come back from their spaceships and built the pyramids with the aliens we all know this but in this parallel universe the asteroid missed earlier we asked what if dinosaurs never went extinct they would have kept playing with their sticks eventually putting a bunch of them together to make shelters they'd adopt all of the inbred dinos where those dinos could live out their lives in peace and most importantly they would make bold fashion statements life would be good for the diagnosis if they never went extinct that is if they could stay that way if 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Channel: TerasHD

Views: 1,904,281

Keywords: Dinosaur, dinosaurs, dinos, spore, spore mods, spore dinosaurs, spore dinosaur, spore modded, t-rex, Tyrannosaurus, evolution

Id: Z6nqXPj6aZI

Length: 18min 15sec (1095 seconds)

Published: Thu Jun 09 2022