Upgrading the ULTIMATE STICKMAN in Stick It To The Stickman!

hello fellow engineers today i'm playing a work in progress game as you can see they're sorry about all the bugs please don't judge them let's play so this is stick it to the stick man and essentially you're a little stick man thing well technically you're a stick log because we're in 3d and we're just trying to get to work but there's all these people in the wake get out my way get out my way i just want to get to work is that so much to ask so while it might just look like an office simulator we also have this button oh god i actually i killed him die don't go to work you scum so we're in the rush hour commute and uh let's go to work form zero one b would you like a job oh yes sounds nice hang on hang on always read the small print by signing this contract company is not agreeing to offer described job love it okay no on the way home you stop by an atm to draw some money but discover your account as an overdraft you watch your favorite show until the power is cut off you fall asleep hungry oh did i do the wrong thing the next morning you look through your pockets hoping to find a few coins some reason you bought the company application form home with you oh god would you like a job man last night sucked but uh your daughter starts crying scream oh justin bieber she's two years old and it's the only way she has to express her hunger and her disappointment in you then in the evening a close friend pays a visit they bring some food the two of you sit eating in silence in the dark you feel grateful but bitterly ashamed well i think it's time to get around to that form and finally hit thing in the morning your daughter is running with a fever you realize this is why she's been crying you turn on your phone it has been off to preserve its battery with a grotesque feeling you call your parents your parents refuse to lend you the money you avoid the subject of your daughter you don't want them feeling any more pity for you than they already do you can't afford to take your daughter to the hospital oh god i don't know where this going it really sounds like i need to get a job really really does so i think it's actually time your daughter's disease becomes contagiou oh god you can't afford food to keep yourself healthy your daughter fights through the pain and eats you you die the end i completed the game hope you enjoyed that guys that was stick it to the stick man and i stuck it to the stick man all right this time i'm taking the damn job please supply the name of the friend that referred you or actually it was my editor mike schmeicher and before i hit enter small print by signing this contract the company is not agreeing to keep your friend's job that's fine schmeicher you work for me now all right so just outside our office building i'm just gonna hop to work oh i got hit through the door anyway this is this is our new job is it hello oh hello get in the elevator you weren't very polite there are you the receptionist i'm the receptionist now just typing on my keyboard every time i get on this chair the music kicks in ready i quite like that i'm moving the table closer and closer forward i want to push that guy into the elevator oh he fell down no i know it went in the airplane oh what a waste what a waste i'm the boss oh there's the boss this is old guy yeah we're friends hey there's schmeicher all right yes all guy says you're the best at doing the thing yep the best i'm the best okay then old guy you're fine oh schweiker got fired my first job is to fire schmeicher hey schmeicher how do i fire him sir i'm new here sorry schmeicher ah it's okay just make it quick oh schmeicher you're giving up too easy man hey it's me i'm the new employee what would you like your wages to be wait small print actual wages may vary subject to company deductibles and miscellaneous expenses incurred during routine operations of the company i would like them to be maybe middle ground 15 no how about 25 i think i'm pretty okay i'll take eight so what sorts of office work are you i am the temp i won't be remembered i got some good starting moves and then my passive ability is the multitasker it looks like there's loads of other ones to unlock later on wicked right let's get involved now i got hit by a coffee mug what's going on am i meant to be getting hit i don't know what's going on what was that about what the frick just happened oh god i'm literally falling asleep at my head are you kidding it turns out schmeichel lied i'm actually an architect i've sat here trying to pay attention it's so freaking boring architecture is boring i don't like architecture all right sod this i'm out of here what do you mean on fire do you get back to work ow boosh boosh oh break me what is that oh ammo i've got ammo right i'm going upstairs i want to get that present runs out how do i get to it select your promotion i got promoted oh this really is like architecture it's so easy to get promoted i'm going to upgrade my forward kick boosh oh coffee mugs all right let's knock these damn architects out you tricked me i just want to design stuff that works boosh i think we're on another roundhouse it looks like as i upgrade it adds like the move on to my can you see the thing down the bottom i think that's like what order i do i'm moving so i start off with huh then uppercut then around house and because i upgraded my forward kick first i got that again and then that kick interesting okay good to know oh it's a baby architect it's a baby architect get back all right roundhouse a baby hustle into the light these damn architects can't fool me just by their size all right oh look i'm onto the big boy it could be the boss oh what's he got oh he's got he's got something ow run away he's got a staple gun boosh oh it keeps stapling me out breaking out oh he hurts me so bad i'm literally stuck he's got me pinned in the corner oh i'm fired i got two promotions but i've unlocked weeb now i know karate ready oh bro throw knives like one-hit kills are they all right give me that promotion yes i want more knives there's another promotion over there can i get it oh i just missed it i think oh i got another knife ready i'm gonna get this other promotion let's get more knives so brutal i love it i can press x for slow mode maybe i'll do that with the boss oh the baby took two knives the face all right i might i might try a bit of slow-mo to try and kill this boss yes oh quick through the knife through the knife throw the knives ow [Music] oh it's okay i got him i got him i killed him yes we can get the ammo box so that fills all our knives up another promotion oh so i can upgrade one of my moves so i think i upgrade this knife to ninja stars bang oh god i still have staples hanging out me oh here we go boosh boosh oh break me what is that boosh boosh boosh oh he's taking all the ninja stars but he's still alive got him got him all right ready ninja stars oh knife knife all right somehow there's cars on these upper levels not quite sure how that works but uh give me that promotion okay so a thousand sudokus i can miss one attack per floor without breaking a combo drunken master surprise your enemies when you break your combo or increase my max health i think i'm going to go with a drunken master because it sounds like me alright ready oh yes i got to get over the car the cars have physics that's so cool died died died damn sex all right i'm running out of ammo though i'm a little bit worried shut up you damn architect oh so i can upgrade my ninja stars to hadouken yes i've now got hadouken i do good i can do it to this guy oh i'm above him what what's going on hey he's like chained up huh already hadouken i do good killed him with the deacon love it all right what do you want oh out the window i do good see ya all right we're going up boosh boosh boosh hey they must been apprentices they're easy oh and again all right let's get this promotion quickly full health we are at half health let's re-roll uh i think we'll add another knife through because i do like the knives oh no i did hadouken out the window i do good oh that guy got nailed he's a proper fat bastard as well alright ready boosh out the window now do good i jumped it that's right i just kicked him in the shin that really hurts all right now i got a big ass boss and i don't have a lot left out right i'm going slow-mo and then we're going to try and hit the crap out of him die die ow he hit me i one hit killed i got fired i got six promotions eh it's a pretty standard for an average architect's day of work i think we've unlocked the handyman that sounds more like me being an engineer no no damn it i can never get that high wage the handyman loves hardware and his passive ability is a redecorator whatever that means architecture is so boring oh my god boost oh have i got a staple gun myself now sick all right let's get that present oh no it's got time it's got time it get back right what do i want what do i want forward kick i think the knife three the knife throw is pretty good oh staple gun he's stuck in the wall do i want another staple gun i do like the old shooting all right come on any damn architects boosh staple gun boosh oh no he's on my face on my face that's right i stapled him oh so i can upgrade my hammer to an axe i punch both sides to a spin punch or a staple gun to a glue gun i think i want to try the glue gun to be honest all right baby you got the knife and a staple or you didn't quite get a staple what is going on he's just stuck with that have some hammer boosh all right ready i got the glue gun see what it does ready oh he's stuck to the ceiling nice all right it's key with this guy ow ow or slow motion but i'm just hurting myself in slow motion oh my god this guy's nailing me i'm an idiot i'm stapled to the floor die die i'm literally stuck okay i can go and go down quick get the ammo get the ammo i can't get to it i can't get to it no i don't know what's happened to me i can't go up ladders oh now i can right my promotion i can do the lucky bullets that gives me a 20 chance to regain ammo on killing an enemy and i'm all about that ammo at the moment all right die die die out glue gun oh you glued him oh my god he's taking a beating got him though it's fine oh there you go bit of ammo i'll take it so ready to glue gun straight away after i splink it glue gun nice now let's get out of the promotion choose an upgrade hammer to axe burn punch glue gun to taser gun yes please all right what's the taser gun like oh i got two of them boosh that taser boosh oh oh fill up my health and grab my promotion i've earned this double xp for two minutes all right come here you architect bastard taser nice he died from taser now we've got this big ass boss to kill again and just kick his ass he's chained up you can't do anything nice now i can upgrade so my taser's maxed out so what i might do is do my other staple gun to a glue gun and then i could potentially have two tasers later on oh glue him to the ceiling boosh you're done glue gun oh nice i'm smashing it now oh out the window see you later son on a roll hill six health when we go i might do that and then re-roll next time all right so we've got a hammer boosh back the head boosh you are tasered and if he survives that he's getting a knife he didn't survive right upstairs hit him oh no he shot me out the window laser oh i think we killed him there's health up here knife glue gun oh no yes we killed him we killed the big guy oh and we got some memory from him thank you sir right promotion it's time to do the other glue gun to a taser i think the taser is op oh nice just hammered those two there's a disc go up there right out the way architects face up that should kill them i think yes lovely right let's interrupt this disco boosh out the window oh all right second floor boosh out the window he's a knife oh no there's a that's one with a no he shot me he had a teaser as well i've got nine promotions though i'll take that the next unlock is the caffeine addict drinks too much coffee no no damn it looks like i love to throw the old coffee and drink it it seems and a cheeky little sip there so drink coffee restores one health next two hits deal double damage oh i could spam that one to be honest oh just having a sip on his lap there nice as long as i'm doing double damage but i think there's no point drinking coffee now because i need to do like another hit so i might just do a forward kick i don't know why i just love killing this baby fish oh he kicked me kick the baby kick the baby damn architect babies they're the worst kind of babies oh come here big architect bastard no i killed him instantly wasn't that the boss i died on last time all right uppercut boosh oh staple in the air now he hit me i don't know what i just upgraded i accidentally hit space really quick i gotta get to the ammo we gotta get to yama found my way yes i got it i just stapled his nipple oh so these two are actually like the the stage two things so i could add a drink red bull yeah i think i'll do that now i'm gonna be like wired i'm literally a caffeine addict come here you little munchkin all right it's got the chained up dude should be easy very easy it's literally like beating an architect in a normal conversation i'm just going to rush this bit and then take them all out at once oh nice right choose a move to upgrade snork cocaine i've got to do that it looks like a knob it looks like a knob sorry people that hate drugs but um that looks like a knob so i'm doing it i'll show you no appointment get out the window come on man oh no you hit me i'm sniffing like anything come on beat him beat him just beat him oh god i don't have a lot of health and i've only got three moves left he looks weak though he's definitely stunned i have slow mode oh no he hit me that was the worst oh dear well anyway guys that was ticket to the stick man they say it's a niche dot io game but i'm pretty sure they're gonna be making it's a real game because bloody good fun look i'm really addicted so let me know if you enjoyed that one give the video a like without a jazz and i'll catch you guys next time peace love and vlogman [Music] bye you

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Length: 16min 24sec (984 seconds)

Published: Thu May 06 2021