Let's Play All of Pokemon Brilliant Diamond

hello there it's so very nice to meet you welcome to the world of pokemon my name is rowan however everyone just calls me the pokemon professor world is widely inhabited by creatures known as pokemon here's a really rare one i caught in the honey trees that you won't be able to obtain for at least 20 hours of play time do we name ourselves anything else there i don't know just be dad okay dad a funny name that is yes rowan i am your father now this boy here i believe he's your friend what might his name be it's your friends like it's just dad and son what about dad and lad i think that works dad and lad all right dad the time has come your very own tale of grand adventure is about to unfold i feel like i'm being talked about like okay dad you're finally gonna go out and do something with your life it's finally time for you to leave the house you've been here for like 40 years on your journey you're gonna finally meet people dad you're gonna have a good time i'm sure that along the way you'll discover many things perhaps even something about yourself you [ __ ] suck dad get out of the house no one wants you here mom's taking the kids despite the exploration team's best efforts the rare oddly colored pokemon eluded detection the rumored red gyarados failed to appear even pleasingly for the crestfallen team that concludes our special report search for the red gyarados brought to you by jubalife tv on nationwide net dad lodge came calling for you a little while ago i don't know what it was about but he said it was an emergency can i just leave no this guy's gonna stop us oh your dad lad was looking for you i think he's home now why don't you go check it out i'm gonna have a lot of children in this world oh hey dad we're going to the lake waiting on the road it's 10 million fine if you're late don't you talk back to your old man i bought you a nintendo switch and i could take it away you saw the news report that was on tv right you know search of the red gyarados the mysterious appearance of the furious pokemon in the lake that show got me to thinking about our local lake it's a pokemon like that in it too that's what we're gonna do we'll go find a pokemon like that oh he lad is like always behind you professor there isn't anything out of the ordinary on the other side either hmm i may have been mistaken some something appears to be different than it was before but fine it's enough that we have seen the like don we're leaving oh they're leaving huh dad let's go check this out they left something what's that don't go into tall grass no problem no problem we won't be in there long enough for a while pokemon come out oh no lad this is how we're gonna get in trouble if your mom finds out about this oh there's gonna be hell to pay it's a briefcase those people forgot it here what are we supposed to do with it we can try to return it but who were they i heard him say professor oh not the birds quickly just go through his belongings hip-hop gang rise up the best one battle is a vicious monster get him piplup just bop it in the face oh god they haven't got like the dynamic camera or anything this is just like they've tried to go for like the static camera of the ds games it just looks kind of stiff doesn't it like all right i guess it's nostalgic but i feel like it should move oh your pitbull totally rocked my turret was way tougher than yours there were other people's pokemon we have to use them those people won't mind will they did did you use the pokemon that were in here you did oh my gosh what's the professor going to say this is so not good take this briefcase for now oh there she goes we're criminals now dad am i ever glad that both you and lad are unharmed professor you mentioned is most likely professor rowan of san gem town heard that he's well known for his studies and pokemon he's also quite intimidating dad i think you need to visit him in sanjay town oh i know dad put these on dad you need to wear your shoes when you leave the home you can't just come up and go out on your bare feet again it won't let you back in the pub oh let's uh let's get going oh oh god you don't see the pokemon in the overall anymore as well we only see them in the grass classic in every sense of the word word i guess that's not always a good thing that's the first bidoof of many one of the strongest pokemon in the game it's god i'm sorry god i don't want to have to defeat you in combat i need the experience points god please forgive me god is dead what the oh it's you dad that old guy is not not scary so much as he is totally out there oh it doesn't matter dad i'm out of here see you later make sure you're coming home in time for dinner i guess with like the 3d on like the recreating it just looks like we're uncomfortably close to his face we've just walked in and it's like maintained solid eye contact like 10 centimeters from his face dad was it let me see that pokemon again my seed this pokemon seems to be rat or happy alrighty then i'll give that pit bull up to you as a gift now it's yours would you like to give it a nickname jefferson yeah the sun actually works quite well here your friend lad told me about what happened at the lake heard you battle very well despite it being your first time well i can see there's a growing bond between you and that pokemon though it's still young i would like to entrust you with piplup my name is rowan i study pokemon first of all i want to know exactly what kinds of pokemon live in the sinar region do so it is necessary to collect data using the pokedex what i wish to ask you want to entrust you with this pokedex he used to record data on all the pokemon and sinaa for me no i could stand here without speaking for hours i'm a very patient man let me ask you again dad i want to trust you with the i don't want it dad your grand adventure begins right now happy to teach you things glad to meet you dad dad after all this time why did you never come home all these years you could have called don's father i'll be happy to assist you on your quest for the professor i'm sure he can carry you oh so you had a new dad huh you're looking after her but i'm not good enough of a parent for her is that right you're not a real father and you never will be why does it look like the pokemart is like empty you can just see through that door there's nothing in there like it's just a shed that since you're a novice trainer you won't be able to buy many kinds of merchandise what do you mean they don't accept my card i've worked it like in this country for 40 years don't you need to let your family know that you're going to be helping professor rome with the pokedex oh my family are the last people i want to see that was good for nothing so i don't know how much i helped him will i feel i would just leave can i just keep going dad did you tell your family that you're helping the professor you didn't didn't you oh tell me what to do john let's go say goodbye to our family i'm leaving okay dad to get you started here's some pokeballs you need god in your team yeah let's let's go catch a badoof let's uh just address that real quick oh there's a starly here as well i do want to starly star after right real talk one of the best default like kind of flying pokemon that you can catch in any pokemon game it's normal flying but what makes him special is he gets access to close combat which is like 120 baits fighting type attack we call it burby like not quite a furby not quite burb your pokemon trainer happened to be a pokemon trainer our eyes met so battle we must here we go youngster tristan oh god he's got like the original sprite work too when he poses your birds no match for my children give him the old one too jefferson just annihilate this poor kids pokemon humiliate the child cannot withstand the mighty jefferson experience share is on okay so i heard that was one of the huge changes yeah that's on by default i don't think there's a toggle for that jefferson's taking on the world actually jefferson might be in trouble here what is this an electric rat you can take on the world it probably doesn't even have an electric type attack right now live dangerously it's a cat oh no it's kind of like a dog ain't it well in like dad's like hazy perspective of playing this game like they're all like a rat what is this a pikachu i got a lot of pikachu oh that guy's got a fire pikachu like that's how dad sees this game hi dad are you catching pokemon um you feel a lot safer for you to catch some more what do you mean i feel perfectly safe i got two fists right here don in the local room upstairs you can battle and trade with other people did they bring back the upstairs in the pokemon centers they've brought back the union room what year is this no it's a little sun would you like to join a group you join a group you can complete compete or cooperate with fellow members want to join oh [ __ ] i think i have a hazy memory of what this is i'm honestly amazed some of these features are back these are ancient like i'm surprised they've even bothered to support this dad's bbq i know who wouldn't want to join this group and hang out with me look at all these burgers i've made so many sloppy joes the water looks inexplicably juicy somehow it looks like an odd gelatin i feel like we're fishing in jelly said to be the world's weakest pokemon no one knows why it has managed to survive jesus christ why is this even alive hey dad did you come to study too i've already graduated oh june talked down to me like i don't know anything is your mail stop ordering to the house you know you don't live with us anymore that was the best way to learn we get a battle with you oh let's kick his ass god it's gotta charge me his attack actually that's actually super effective it's a little scary okay come on jefferson i think he can still live it he's fine give me your money who left this man inside the trainer school he's just attacking all the children okay uh we could still take it quick attack that was a lot of damage that was actually actually been quite scary if we didn't kill it there we might have lost that battle could you imagine like just doing a nuz lock around here it's like the trainer's school got me you obtained tm10s wait did he give me a few we had the records and then we had tms and sword and shield we've gone back to standard tms i think they break again but they give you a few copies that means it's just gonna i imagine that means just a lot of tms are just gonna be unavailable we have the old calculator app they've actually like maintained all of this like this is wild this is still in the game this used to be done with the touch screen on the ds hey dad tell me you got a little tougher me do you need to ask of course i got tougher come on let's battle it out oh poppin theme alert pokemon trainer lad showdown okay my birb is better than your burp why is he oh my god oh that was unfortunately quite close but suddenly jefferson at least burbs stronger now within an inch of her poor life okay thirst wig it's actually quite a problematic one uh let's growl a bit keep keep using tackle forget the fact that you're a grass type and probably have something way better than hit me with we're doing like the same amount of damage but i've used like two growls on it this isn't looking too good for the gang does water gun do any more just sending the fish a moment burbee should be able to take the hits now because there's like there's growls and razor leaf isn't nearly as scary there we go critical hit the great equalizer there we go that's it that's the last time i'll ever lose i'm gonna be the world's toughest trainer and you know it first thing to do is take on the orbro city pokemon gym and toughen up for that totally we're not actually doing a nuzlocke i'm not interested in doing one for this like i i just want to enjoy this and like have fun and nostalgia uh but i'm still gonna try and actually win the fights and if i can make it so a pokemon doesn't die i will do that it's a nuzlocke until someone dies yeah nuzlocke could run at the moment no debt so far let's go get our first capture first encounter for route 204 oh it's a shanks that's actually pretty good we'll just catch pokemon as we see fit and like we'll assemble like a rough team of them it doesn't have intimidate trashish his poor shanks you have been judged poorly shanks everyone keeps saying reset for some reason so i think that's a good name i just love how blank badoof's stare isn't this you think you could be you think you can beat me oh i'll come back even stronger don't you worry their bullet is blocking the way inside the cavern i think a hidden move in the poke etch would be able to break those boulders though oh our hm still gone this is very that's weird in terms of like the fateful remaster they've like brought back some things that are kind of like almost feel redundant but then other things they've actually improved on why have they been so like kind of middle of the road about it oh here's god we can catch him this time [Music] we have found him this is the only nickname appropriate god has been added to your party uh whenever i hear like god in my head i don't know if this is what the sound that plays for everyone else what plays for me is a dash note when someone recognizes kira there's like one of like his followers that every time he sees him is like god and like says it like that every time all right i mean trainer tips pokemon moves use energy called power points or pp for short to replenish pp head for any pokemon center [Music] gee he said pp it's a peepee i forgot about this little guy let's kill him [Music] this feels over the top for poor youngster sebastian [Applause] god this is a pit [ __ ] god's defense has harshly fallen we have a non-believer oh [ __ ] [Music] god is dead the nurse lock is over well the nose lock isn't over if we keep god dead do we just keep a dead badoof in our party for the rest of the game you imagine like pokemon time with the challenges just to make sure god is dead get to the very end with just a dead badoo from the team what if i use the pokemon center right but then i switch out god i get him killed again every time so basically i have to make sure god dies every time i use a pokemon center look at the size of him in relation to me my god i'm tiny this is a giant of a man also added a new feature to your poke rookie trainer the hidden moves app these rocks match from your poke edge and a wild pokemon will get rid of boulders on your pack but you need the gym badge first you leave god in your first slot he can die every time guaranteed that would mean doing the run with just five pokemon because we'd have to carry it like god is dead the entire time could have missed out with so much experience if he just takes up the slot like a hm slave is still on our team help us get everywhere just how happens he's dead like he will use like just god knocked unconscious to like crack open rocks to surf and just imagine dan slamming a rock with a badoof like why won't you break why won't you break the poor things like just completely unconscious like x is in its eyes orbit city city of energy what are with these camera angles what a sad looking street if anything else pokemon is the way to go it makes you feel as if they're your very own you've called it yellow and recited yellow just because of its color i don't understand the logic behind that at all i mean i can't talk considering i've called like a badoof god and like my styly burby what are you gonna name your cat cat you name your dog dog naming pets like cat cat or dog i'll never understand it the other thing i won't understand name your kid aaron because aaron is the first name in the baby book of names and i feel like some folks they've opened the book called it a day oh yeah there's the mining museum cold oh no coal mining and you all right let's see uh destruction of the planet yeah i just gotta document it i would love to see you just going to the museum it's like here's all the things cold is good for co2 emissions what are those i didn't actually think about this for this poor town like there's like happy-go-lucky music blind all of these people probably have lung issues every single one of them no one's breeding healthy who lives in this town for long wait oh gods come back to life okay we gotta let god die here it's gonna take a while to get him down i think the g dude's not even hitting them half the time remove all of badoof's moves so he struggles he's poor pokemon we're gonna [ __ ] him up so much he's oh he's gonna be dead he has no moves sandstorm subsided god's still in it okay if god can do it i'll let him live he's still in it no he's dead god has been defeated welcome this is the orb orberg pokemon gym i'm rorick the gym leader but one trainer decided to walk proudly or rock type pokemon gym leader i need to see your potential as a trainer i'll need to see the toughness of the pokemon the battle with you here we go pretty good start call me the one hit wonder yeah it's pretty much already there let's just use a pound that's fine if he's using the potion we can just use pound and then water gun oh it didn't heal all the way just give it an old slap jefferson putting in work granit x this is the menacing one i remember it's got stronger attacks it can actually hit you really hard already half dead i think we're gonna be fine i don't think there's oh it's faster well we spoke a little too soon now we're in trouble uh-oh bulldoze when did i get that one oh [ __ ] jesus yeah this is this is the one i remember wink attack oh you bastard you bastard oh [ __ ] i think we're gonna lose in the first gym all i've got is a magic after those splash and an ambra that knows teleport i don't believe that oh of course he's gonna use his one status move on the [ __ ] magikarp so we just have to stay here a while longer get a magikarp well [ __ ] you were overwhelmed by your defeat well god's alive again i can't believe that round two this is going to be the only guy who beats us just want to train a bit longer at the gym you know good workouts never complete got to push yourself all right here's the smart play use your charm jefferson as long as he doesn't get a crit we're in the clear all right let me let me whip out one of these bad boys i'm being humiliated by this guy he lost once despite having the water starter on the first gym oh my god he used items in the battle as well jesus christ you suck crit flinch i'm that guy who's just tossing like using like 40 potions to like survive in pokemon i'm the worst kind of player right now what the [ __ ] how many flinches can you get hit him thank you oh yeah that's how it there you go it wasn't even a crit wasn't even a crit it's dead that was ridiculous this is embarrassing yeah you're telling me right there we go one down can now use rock smash a wild badoof helped that's kind of cute so it's just gonna like pull a random pokemon isn't it or is it just always badoof it's always like it's just a badoof at least for rocksmash a friendly neighbor the hand of god ah dad impeccable timing as always these miscreants are babbling utter nonsense i just can't stomach show them some manners if you will or professor must you be so difficult approaching you strictly as businessmen all you must do is provide us with all your research funds return will see to it your assistant doesn't become collateral damage seems like a good deal dad let's battle together and teach these losers a lesson i say no again oh we've been teleported into space i'm sure i used amber oh yeah i probably should have just let them target it just as well i'm slower i think that that was super effective that did two damage how weak is that zubat i was as mad as possible the two of us losing the children hey that's dad and a child to you oh burpee's evolving already that was really quick i feel like i haven't even been using burby that much burmese gonna be unbelievably strong now already evolved starravia the bigger burby you guys looked awfully scary but you sure showed him that was like a bread of fresh air anyway my name's beeb and i work as a system administrator in heart home city east of here i was thanks for putting on such a good show i'll let you access pokemon boxes from anywhere i'll also give these ball capsules to you just just what do we just put it all on let's load this thing up go jefferson it's just like kind of vomits everything doesn't even look that nice everything's getting so strong here's an evolution he looks more like jefferson now by hello there like you've played let's go and kanto before would you like to go on an adventure and sin on with this pokemon oh okay right sure oh you're there i got it you've seen a wishing star before do you mind taking this pokemon i think it'd be perfect for you yeah here's a jirachi so if we just not don't want to try anymore we could just use these pokemon for the rest of the game uh so we're back to like the kind of archaic way of getting the berries in you got to pick each individual one and plant each individual one i think oh no so here's like a yellow tree put honey on it and then what you do i think you come back later in the day and if it's rustling you found something you get my papa for me he works at valley wine works okay a fellow dad is in trouble i'm one of team galactic's three commanders i'm sorry i know it's the art style but your head's just [ __ ] massive like it's bigger than your body by when you leave if you win we team galactic will leave why don't you just use force there's like four of you here i like it with space except for like the galactic brand carpet uh that someone's plopped down there how do i know this is our space just paint this real quick i was using u-turn oh poor ugly i forgot about this one all right okay jefferson europe i think we just go for water gun because stab oh no it's gonna steal my quick clock water gun no i'm sorry you have nothing left to steal oh god damn it it's it's got the quick claw too okay resets actually gonna fight this battle one attack of the run wait and see we might never use it again oops i messed that one up alright though i quite enjoyed our battle it's time to say goodbye and leave for the time being we didn't need this power station anyway papa yuck papi you're stinky go shower now stinky well sorry to have you working on stuff thank you trainer you made those bad people go away the balloon pokemon will come visit again all right another dad safe driftlane should actually appear now i thought maybe it's just because we only just did it griflin's only on fridays but it is friday do i have to wait till next week oh that's a shame did i like have i just missed it by like a minute it's 10 a.m to 6 p.m it appears oh god damn it you're kidding me one minute well there's always next week the experience has broken as usual in this game yeah it's the same one from the last few months oh it's just gonna be like five geodude guy there's always one of these like a five there's like a six magikarp guy there's always that one guy with a bunch of geodudes green's chair is broken says the guy that lost to the first gym if i make any comment now on this game's like difficulty like okay first jim die guy the rich coming from you ain't it oh i used the wrong move too no i was looking at chat yeah okay select the wrong move guy the credibility lays dead alongside god jesus christ if you don't all stop making fun of me i'll send the game back my dad works for nintendo you know he can do that it was like so there was like one kid in every playground that was like dad works for the nintendo guy i think there was like a rumor in like the playground like back when i was in school that like i think you could unlock waluigi or something in super mario 64. that was a big one i remember one big one that i focused on it's like uh the zone called pattern bush and fire red and leaf green and a bunch of us are convinced like the pattern shows something and if you can translate it you get mew there's like one there was one area called altar and cave i remember too yeah you can unlock like secret pokemon there turns out altering cave was just like a unfinished leftover for unlocking certain pokemon that didn't actually implement in the game so it's like oh it's like kid me trying to like decipher what it all means it's game dev ten years like yeah we didn't finish that bit do we want to start like a rumor for like the new games but like in in the internet era we can't verify it whatsoever but we just want to spread it like wildfire and see if people catch on golden badoof so there's actually like a sina version of badoof but you can only get it if you defeat like a hundred produced in battle you can actually unlock pokemon platinum in the new pokemon games that's right it's all there uh what you have to do is you have to beat the game using giratina uh while it's like 3am and then when you beat cynthia she will say congratulations but then she's actually the ghost from the house then platinum starts rotom vending machine form dispense infinite lemonades yes a rotom actually has a secret sixth form uh outside of the appliances you can actually get them in a vending machine what you have to do is you have to go to the broken the haunted floor of the department store at 3am always needs to be at 3am or something like that you do it right little sound effect jingle play that's how you get mew i would develop right include stuff like that just for real just the best with folks but the thing is that did kind of exist back in the day because think about it right yeah so you can actually catch a different from badoo if you all you gotta do is kill 800 of them in the wild and then all show up yeah so if you go to the haunted house after you beat the elite four and if you interact with the tv at nine in the evening there's actually this pokemon that comes out of it doesn't sound real in the slightest completely legitimate encounter in this game poker us too yeah pocahontas would be like a weird one yeah my pokemon got a virus i think it's something to do with getting mew it's always to do with getting mute dad may i ask you a big favor i want to get through this first bit of afraid of do it doing it alone i thought the mirage island was a rumor for years yeah mirage island's actually real that was another one back in the day yeah so if you talk to the old man in the seaside town and he's looking at the window and he says that he can't see mirage island but if you talk to him like 400 days in a row then he'll say that he can see it and then you get a new kind of berry does not sound real in the slightest in case evolution sounds like a playground who would turn in your 3ds upside down yeah that's actually true wait that's true yes there's a pokemon that only evolves if you're holding your console upside down like it sounds like such a [ __ ] post but it's actually how it works you know we're turning consoles upside down to evolve pokemon on that like it makes me kind of understand that crowd that thought you have to microwave your iphone to like get a new update that makes it microwave proof yeah you have to put your nintendo switch in the microwave and then you get a new fire type pokemon do not do that you get a new roast oh that's actually terrible because there is kind of like a rotom microwave form it's like rotom easy bake oven is one of them oh no yeah so to evolve rhodam you got to stick it in the appliance to get the right form so you put it in the fridge it becomes fridge road on you stick it in the microwave it becomes microwave wrote on if you stick it in a lot more put it in the washing machine put it in like a desk fan don't actually do this please oh no this is the magikarp fisherman i can't get god won't die it's impossible it's impossible oh no i i don't think there's any possible way to do it we're just gonna use splash oh god damn it i guess god's getting some xp time to reset we gotta start over damn it i'll talk to another fisherman please don't be another magikarp guy god damn it these fishermen are going to ruin us well i think the keeping god god dead run is over it's been sabotaged uh by the magikarp trainers there's nothing we can do god is unfortunately alive again and will continue to be alive going forward preach him to get jesus we gotta get another badoof named mary right we leave mary and god in the pokemon daycare now nothing happens whatsoever but mary lays an egg that's all this is then remastered pokemon diamond and pearl they remastered the bible the bible too it's bigger and better than ever underground man's house digging down for adventure oh can we just unlock this now and the first one to start digging at the grand underground and call me the underground man everyone does right as a gift to you hold up your end of the deal and put it to good use explore a kit we can already go hey dad this is your first time here welcome to sinha's grand underground the network of tunnels caves and caverns lying beneath cinema but this is something that they've changed quite a bit from my understanding the wall is bulging slightly oh this is coming back you can dig into it you gotta go mining and then you dig out the items that are hidden oh it's a big one there's the progress at the top everything was dug up yeah god i remember spending a lot of time in this back in the day this is completely new there was nowhere to actually go into before what is this they have underground areas and in these the pokemon just walk around that's pretty cool see i can just catch like a gastrodon here if i want one if i set a link code can you guys meet up with me because that's kind of cool yeah i can see him on the map although running here uh let me let me fight about you i need to get this one it's a flash mob that's so cool that this is like scaling and actually providing some more challenge compared to like the default trainers like level 18 wild pokemon at this point in the game gotcha budgie was caught lashes that is actually is kind of cute but this is like a name you might give her like your pet guinea pig or something we're gonna go lettuce lettuce has been sent to a box oh there's people here hello there do you like how to do little emotes do we launch an expedition anyway there's like 17 people in here somewhere now i think there's someone else up someone's made a base up here this is jay's secret base this is so menacing why is this all that's here why is there nothing else here is capturing the flag not back because i'm curious about part of the multiplayer other people are smacking hammers yeah that's oddly menacing when they're just here they don't add to the bar either by doing that yeah that's a real big incentive to like be in the underground with other people what is that meter then for 23 or 40 it's the digletts but what do you mean by digletts oh do you mean the dig spot because diglett is a pokemon no we mean the pokemon we mean digletts what do you mean you mean digletts i feel like everyone's shitposted what is that it went up what does that mean it's going up what the cracks in the wall is that what it is no then what the [ __ ] is it there's like 20 different explanations it's digletts it's digletts what diglett's this ben known digletts it's the digletts there's so many dinklings the numbers mason what's the numbers mean you're not this isn't like the playground rumor the people are saying yeah so if you find all the digletts you have a higher chance of finding mu oh my god we've actually got a playground rumor this is incredible we were talking about it so much earlier this is like actually the new playground rumor for sure of one thing it'll help you find you oh my god it's real was there a diglett i did not see one i'm losing my mind that being down here oh my god i just saw one if it reaches 40 you actually unlock the secret pokemon platinum my god they tried to tell us it's real it's real it's real this is good oh my god you guys are right there's another one they exist they're real ella's real mew is under the truck something good may happen in the grand underground what does that mean oh was bulge what's this what is that you obtained a gorgeous stone box the stone box started to shine an altaria statue appeared it's loot boxes oh no there's another one okay so we'll get we're gonna get like pokemon loot boxes in the underground togekiss statue appeared do i just decorate my home with these oh hello gang how you all do how do they coordinate this they've like these people have no communication with each other it always feels like an ant colony coming together or something like that whenever like people that like not to compare you guys to ants but it's just the fact that you've no actual communication yet you somehow all manage to be in sync with each other they increase shiny odds for the statue of the mon is for does that mean i'm going to be able to find like a token kiss down here that seems kind of wild a salamander statue appeared so those regular ones and then there's shiny ones oh [ __ ] we've got some really good ones there like togekiss salamance those are really good strong mans dad's secret base this is dad's man cave you're not allowed in here statues plays zero of 18. okay so i mean what oh my god these are huge how many of us do you think made our base in like this wall here i want to see if someone just comes down like directly on this point how's it going oh something good may happen we got the shiny thing again there there's someone's base oh my god do you not decorate them with furniture at all anymore is it just statues it's called if i had a pokemon for the underground it's a bit of a shame that the bases have been dumbed down a little oh i want that one i would have would not say no to a shiny rose red i know we've like completely psyched oh i hate the bees the bees are angry hang on forget how cool the underground was i just got a fossil a skull fossil i can get a crown of us that's pretty good rotom wash oh wow you found a washing machine in the underground people said there was no furniture on the bases anymore i'd just prove them wrong uh there is a female combi those are actually quite rare there you go chap two re returning characters from utopia now god wants to evolve i don't know how i feel about this i don't i don't think you stay as you are god you don't believe in evolution god that's really cool how that's like actually online now i feel like a lot of us did not get to experience that proper back in the day oh one of the best characters in this one that a pokedex you must be helping professor rowan what's your name okay hello dad ah we've ruined this moment my name's sent to you i'm a trainer just like you been studying poco on mythology lately just out of curiosity here in eternity city there's a statue of an ancient pokemon where the bit is an extremely powerful pokemon who knows you may encounter something like it while you're traveling with your pokedex it's actually clearly a statue of the alga in this one that's actually kind of cool it's like non-descript pokemon and uh like the old ones but they've actually seemed to have changed it in my gym no one gets to battle with the gym leader me until they've beaten all the other trainers i'll be waiting for you in the back oh alrighty then gotta find him in this slight wood already gone the wrong way the perspective is weird when it's like this because like if i'm going down there's like so little view i don't know if that's like a maintained perspective from the ds ones having the chat you're just in a box but some people are like why aren't we fighting it's like you're not part of the team i'm not using uh combi like i've got god in the team already i don't need chat anymore god himself is here attack order on dan let's use our pokemon move guys if we all come together mutiny bye bye chat god is a problem i don't know what's worse trying to keep god dead or him just constantly evolving i'm attorney's gym leader gardener the grass type master my first saw you was convinced you'd find your way to me my hundreds right on the money you have a winning aura about you anyway this will be fun let's have our battle [Music] here we go gym leader gardener let's go rosewater is such a cool looking pokemon grass nuts it is faster now oh that's a resistant attack too what god is evolving stop it god might have said it before but you're really tough i can reason i proudly grant you this second badge uh we gotta go in here real quick it's a friendly neighborhood badoof that helps us once again what is with the camera angles what's with this like panning cinematic shot that always happens oh i gotta get the camera in the right place left this planet again i i'm not even i'm not too worried here i think i'm gonna have like a final time in cinema it does seem like we've just gotten quite strong quite quickly last to the first gym you gotta remind me first stream is probably the hardest room in this game there i said it you don't understand how difficult it is uh well we cut it very close but we seem to be in the clear what a stroke of luck oh never mind okay still beat him aren't you tough it's okay though our official pokemon statue investigation is finished matt's collecting energy from the valley windworks pretty much finish our lighting on one little thing our boss is researching the mids of ancient pokemon the power of mythical pokemon he'll become the ruler of sinner thanks for rescuing me let me give you a bike i'd like you to choose a color for your bike which one would it be oh let's go red you want a red bike you get to preview it spooky place old chateau oh i remember spending so much time in this as a kid getting creeped out trying to like unravel what the secret is of this place i hope they've maintained it pokemon magazines wow pokemon pals in here latest issue you're gonna hear laughing oh that's a nice touch i made it a little creepier there she is yeah there's ghosts in the house [Music] there he goes cyclone road i think this one just propels you when you get on it yes it does yo having a good time cycling i was until you stopped me good thing all your double revenge of suddenly stops when someone wants to talk to you yeah like from the equivalent like a car crash to talk to this person i just like fly off the bike go on a battle well you did it the thing is i'm probably still not going to use it i don't need a gyarados i've got like uh i've got a piplup oh the dow's in the machine yeah i forgot that's this was in this okay unseeable items something you should touch often is that gonna work proper oh god yeah that's actually kind of will that keep pinging no it won't okay that that's kind of horrible how that works this makes sense with a ds but like this isn't the ds it doesn't make any sense now you gotta wait for it to thing out ah though i i never want to use that there's so many good tms on the ground though well i mean i could get them but like it's the difference of adding like 20 hours to play in this game 20 hours more content of like me trying to like to find the disc on in the grass oh i've dropped my keys somewhere hang on let me just we would watch but why watch paint dry why wouldn't we watch your grind so there's like two of these points now that are gonna invalidate whatever i say if i ever say a game is difficult okay dieded the first gym guy and if i ever say you wouldn't watch that paint drying guy holy [ __ ] a fire type there's only one of these in the wild in this region that's the secret cave yeah wayward cave yeah we gotta gotta wait a bit to get in there oh no you can walk around a bit in here even without strength is it possible to find gibbel in this section of the cave we also don't have flash oh i do have flash it can also be used to illuminate caves does that still work out how it was that's so weird like this is like another odd half measure all the hms are bound but flash no you still gotta like teach that one and use it wait oh god could have learned flash i should have given that to god because god's just gonna be sitting here most of the time anyway it's automatically appropriate because like and the lord said let there be light oh no he couldn't the lord changed his mind wait why am i why am i not using flash why am i still wandering the deck what's wrong with me that you hold on to that light there don't turn it on or anything i just like having it close why are the two kids just in here like it's like a pitch black cave what are they doing there those kids still lost rt one of them is going to die the other will become a wendigo it's a marathon a pokemon athon if you will oh that sounds like so cheesy hey guys today we're not just doing a marathon we're doing a pokemon sun how long do you think it's going to be because i i do like of all my voices that cringe gamer voice probably comes out the most how long do you think it's going to be before i just get permanently stuffed like that like i'm unironically introduced in every stream it's like whoa hey guys we'll do family-friendly rt game but it's like like the disney channel presents rt game he's a gamer and he plays games at home join him on his wacky antics and become an rt gamer i have to tone down all my language as well oh heck what the heck is going on here whoa i will give you bits not to do that rt for the love of god wow it looks like hero blade here just engage the serious gamer mode i'm gonna have to stay focused the next five minutes oh no how will i get through this oh god's evolving now no not now god there's someone at the end of the cave you have to escort out oh god i remember that now oh you think that's what all the double battles are for cuz i'm supposed to get her first i've already cleared out the cave oh here they are yeah i completely forgot about this character a mirror i was catching pokemon then i got lost i'm so scared please please take me to the exit can i just use an escape rope and get out there's the exit i want to get tougher so i won't be such a scaredy cat dad bye bye thank you i'll see you later oh my god look at him he's so cute according to one theory mount coronette is where the sin our region began in a newly created world a world where only time flowed in space expanded should have been no strife what became of that world he has no nose trying to say that things to be deplorable i don't think i ever knows either go to route 209 head to the ground underground listen to the stone pillar oh [ __ ] a spirit arm was linked to the underground back in the day you're actually going to be able to do that now because the internet exists the canary [Music] thank goodness you happen to be there if it weren't for you who knows how far away by benary could have ran i'm kira i'm a super contest show judge please drop by the contest hall so i can thank you properly all in a day's work man pikachu seems to like to be out it's pokeball for a walk outside so in the original game how this worked is there was only like i think like 12 pokemon you were allowed walk with that were considered cute enough and everything else you're not allowed to bring it's still that way okay right this is blatant discrimination use the right stick to move the camera around and view your walking partner pokemon as much as you like i said reset the camera to its original state by pressing and holding down the right stick [Music] let me just uh grab a thumbnail real quick oh it looks like the pokemon that was taking a stroll you wants to go out only special trainers can make their pokemon feel that way i'm pretty sure your pokemon will be delighted if you let them out of their pokeballs outside the square too there we go [Music] pokemon follow you now does it work based on the lead you can just click walk together you'll walk together with god god is staring at your face god is clinging to you i think we're gonna have to try a contest while we're here oh my hero oh hi dad i got bored so i came back to her home for a little vacation it's a surprise to see you here my dear a series about entering super contest shows not dressed that way pokemon's time to shine so you shouldn't just be dressed your usual way put this on for a little glamour get a tuxedo this happens to have that honor you can do this via internet we can have a contest battle oh my god who wants to take part in this god is god can enter i have to select his move headbutt perfect ball capsule oh my that's not a tuxedo mom has not seen a tuxedo i feel like an idol super contest show cuteness rank entry number one is dad and god what are these entries is going to be a bit different to the rest of them we got a squad it's a rhythm game oh no it's a rhythm game contest move x what does that do god shows off with head button but we need to get as much hype as possible i think what are they doing they're all just like walking on stage i remember the original there was like a dance mini game this is like a very different one there's a show boopi and ponyta okay that's literally it oh oh god that's been got it oh no oh that's barely anything how that works on ds is you would have a pokemon dress up you'd have a pokemon dance round and then you would have five rounds of moves and you would have to get certain combos and the moves would have certain types yeah that's been absolutely gutted that's a real shame and there do i see my father my son my life there do i see nature pokemon the world would you like to meet god oh lads back as well oh we gotta go get the show started pokemon trainer lad we're in space again for some reason how do we keep going to space he's level 19. we are level 29 he might have a bit of an edge i don't know why like the background is like just in space they have some very detailed backgrounds for like the other zones i thought were actually really good i love like the mountain ones in that because he's actually like it's actually very faithful to where you are it looks cool is it just not a city one or something or is it just barry oh is it the time of day well it's like was it like a brighter background i find it hard to believe if it's like you're playing the game in the evening well you don't get the pretty background that'll be insane oh we killed lad again he just keeps running uh you can like track down to like the fort gym instead i think we're just going to go veilstone there's some cool there's some cool places over here oh is the casino gonna be no they showed the casino in the trailer i think the casino is replaced oh okay what okay all right it's now a closed door right that's quite the transformation wait we have camera angles now i just we've had why the camera angles only focus on the trainers it's for every battle if you leave it idle for a few seconds oh is it actually have i just gone too quick you just never leave it idle let me see i'm i i have to test this i like almost don't believe you i think maybe the reason i've thought it is because this is what it always is and even if there's no way no it never went that fast no there's no way i i i'm gonna re-watch the stream i can't believe that no because every time we're doing a battle it's just like this have i not noticed this i'm eight hours into playing this game it moves but i have to check am i just going mad it was always there it's been doing it the entire time have i not noticed i feel like i'm losing my mind died in the first gym i swear like the camera has been static like 50 of the time i swear to god that if you need a break feel free to take one no i'm not losing my mind no it's real it tells you it's real contest actually have six rounds you just didn't notice no stop this no use the odd keystone the stone tower has been restored hollowed tower is written on it apollo tower appears to have been built many years ago so you can get this up by talking to people in the underground i believe uh let us hop on down real quick oh here watch would be no fire types in this volcanic cave are you ready are you ready [Music] there's none here it's all rock types and in the underground sections at least they seem to have spruced up the the pokedex a little i imagine there's a possibility of even finding like a magmar which means there might be a grand total of three fire types available which is before the elite four which is quite shocking there are hound doom i caught one earlier underground okay so that that means the meme might be lifted there's actually fire types available fire types in my setup this remake is inaccurate uh there is if we go over here it's still here there's a secret cave in the stone velocity in ruins we can still spell swears out of unknowns oh god that's how you get the letter stickers in this isn't it you capture the unknown it would take a lot of work but i can make it so the pokeball will say [ __ ] letter stickers got removed oh never mind friendship all lives touch other lives to create something in you and alive creepy ain't it is that about sex no i believe if you catch all the unknown in the ruins that does something catch one now we'll catch an e the unknown have every character and then there's like an exclamation mark and a question mark unknown usually they get the question back in the explanation mark you got to meet some criteria but we have we have to catch them all first unknown are kind of weird because like they're like a non-pokemon oh i've never met anyone who goes like oh [ __ ] an unknown i gotta get this on my team but they're like a fun collectible we miss this tower this is another spooky place every pokemon game has like a graveyard tower it's always a tower for some reason oh [ __ ] budget lettuce is evolving that's actually wonderful i was worried this would take forever this is going to be such a power increase look at that it's like actual special attack i think that's like the highest attacking stat i've got on anything yeah it is i've got i've got been really unfortunate with some of these natures like jefferson's is like abysmal resets is terrible oh they're woeful at least lettuce seems to be like default neutral does god obtain ancient power i don't think so trying to think what the most like thematically appropriate moves would be from like a moveset judgment i don't think he learns that one if someone likes to like hack a badoo for me give it like judgement roar of time spatial rend and like giga impact or something oh [ __ ] we get a luxury already is this poor lux it's going to be replaced by god eventually i'm so sorry like you're viable but we need to keep this meme on the team oh god is trying to evolve again not today are you a conservative what chan what stream do you think this is we gotta ask all the hard hitting political questions i'm playing pokemon diamond careful down the version of the remakes you choose as a political view now oh [ __ ] i went for diamond what does that say you know we should charge for every pokemon center people have too easy with the free healthcare here oh yeah we we can check on this one for now we're not going to go all the way back to floramatown again because it's quite far the tree is rustling there's something there [Music] it'll burn me which is the right way to put the toilet paper like front facing because i'm not a monster if people do it the other way i'm like let me just fix that god love them they must have been tired orange juice are apple juice i like them both i alternate this i'd like to like remind folks that this all started because someone asked like are you conservative like and i was like we're in all the hard hitting political opinions over no pope no pope still water or fizzy water i like fizzy so still water right a fizzy pop i actually prefer it when it goes flat when you let when you leave it oil like it tastes nicer ooh flat soda it's nice an irish cure-all if you're sick is a glass of flat 7up it like kind of relaxes your stomach like that and pseudo cream are like the two things irish mammies here will do falling down the stairs are like you cut open your hand do the cream bada bing bada boom you're cured they make you drink soup cream no no you you put the soda cream on and you drink the seven up don't start like laddering yourself with seven up that's not gonna work probably gonna burn you oh yeah i love this roadblock from back in the day zydec is standing firm they aren't inclined to move at all just heard of them there i wonder if they care about pokemon ecosystems in the games if you think about it they're quite content with just kind of killing wild pokemon like hunting must be rampant in the pokemon world imagine you're an endangered species in this game or like a rare pokemon everyone's like oh [ __ ] i want to catch one of them and like actively hunt them out and drive them out of the wild are you a pokemon poacher i mean i'm kind of hunting them down and capturing them from their homes like in the real world and that like you know you see like a cool new type of bird you can't really be like i'm gonna take it home with me ducks at the duck pond are free you can just take them no don't say that leave the ducks alone at the duck pond imagine you just come home to your family and like they're all gathering on the tables like you're not gonna believe what i found at the park today this is the reality that we have to live within the pokemon world though like some day some days you probably just come home to like your mom in this game and it's like look what i caught and there's just like a dragon that you've unleashed on the kitchen it's setting the curtains on fire there we go we got a star after already one of the best pokemon in this gen just a really powerful bird majestic well look at her in her little haircut so emo oh god is evolving too no you're not god i think we've just made it to the town that route was a lot smaller than i remember vale stone city oh before we get over here hey manifest hatch a one-of-a-kind egg model in the series there you go back in the day the only way you could get this was by playing pokemon ranger and you had to complete a special mission in that game i'll pop it there oh yeah this is something i noticed last night too uh they actually have the pokemon platinum wallpapers which is really weird they brought this back and it's even tagged as platinum the metronome style shop your dream style anytime so rip the game corner that used to be here the hat and that reminds me that's the black and white two hat interesting tidbit like dad what happened to your clothes like it's they seem pretty badly beat up farmer dad uh i think i just wanna i think i know which one i want and i already have it i wanna platinum stuff thank you very much please come again look at that so you can get the platinum avatar back yeah that looks that looks really cool is looker in this game or not sadly not looker is one of the more unfortunate cuts i would say for this as far as i'm aware he's not here looker is one of the few reoccurring pokemon characters like probably alongside like professor oak since gen 4 he actually shows up in every generation up to seven and an eight was the first generation where he was missing since his appearance in gen six as well looker is also central to actually proving that this multiple worlds theory of pokemon because he's actually found unconscious in omega ruby and alpha sapphire and then in gen 7 they dive on into the alternate worlds more and he leads the charge on that uh it's a real shame that he's not here because this is when looker would have been introduced what the actual [ __ ] is pokemon omega ruby alpha sapphire goes into it like so much uh but basically there's a pokemon multiverse an alternate version of ashley actually [ __ ] wins something so he did win a tournament in the end a national defense just it took like what 20 years god wants to learn takedown you know what sure thing god more powerful than headbutt god will smite you discover dmca god use demonetization it's super effective your team is kind of basic all right mister what team did you use i guarantee you like everyone right most people playing this game have the composition that is the starter stir after and then it tends to be a lucario and garchomp and then one of rose right floatzel luxray or driftlin that's like 90 of gen four pokemon teams maybe a honcho oh [ __ ] he got my team there we go why are you calling me out you got me you see it's like so many teams so as an argument against being basic you're saying you're basic well no cause well i walked right into that one didn't i yes i'm basic what about it don't make fun of me look my character is called dad all right and i'm wearing like the default pokemon platinum outfit that like 90 of the people playing this game are also going to be wearing get off my case third gym i don't really know what it means to be stronger how i got to be the gym leader i will do the best i can take battling very seriously whenever you're ready this would be scary if we didn't have a level 36 star after on our team we should be okay we just wing attack everything down and lucario will use close combat that's two kirby so strong close combat good fight and we get double money thanks to amulet coin oh god please it was a tough loss i learned a lot from it please accept this gym batch three down dad i can't explain what it means to be strong how much go how much effort goes into it being with pokemon let's keep making the effort doesn't it don't worry i know you're not in my league yet miley you'll understand one day and as powerful as dad just yes hi dad can please can you help me got my pokedex by accident team galactic took it now i won't give it back you leave my daughter alone team galactic you don't mess with dad burpees burpee's getting real powerful oh god we're just sweeping everything i just need to get like a guard jump teach an earthquake and then just win i think that's like the new goal team glider is gonna own all the pokemon in the world no in the universe take it take your pokedex so i believe i can just fly now although to fly i'm gonna have to oh i'm gonna have to load this up aren't i you can use fly from the town map poke goes away forever once again [Music] oh that's cool uh we have an amulet coin for this fight these guys should be loaded with cash that's the best part of fighting like the old gentleman in this game give us your pension you think that's why they're loaded we're just stealing their retirement funds how much money is it gonna be this is a double battle two of them amulet coin 16 grand jesus jefferson has reached his final form we can let him evolve safely now and he now has steel typing oh he's gonna narrow to a run everywhere now though i just realized that's been watching anime local please refrain from touching this pokemon statue just let me get my hands all over it hello hello welcome to my opulent mansion ahem love me to be proud of inside and outside of this home it makes me the most part of my trophy garden in the back i bought a travel in the fire and pokemon are attracted by my garden they come to me to join my marvel at my garden it's just a little patch it does look kind of barren doesn't it i feel like they could have added a bit more detail the wild pokemon the underground are stronger than the trainer battles right now which is kind of crazy if i head down there i'll be fighting like level 30s whereas here's like a gyarados 21. and that's his only pokemon too this this is what the game considers a strong fight right now it's a little like it's 12 levels lower than me i now understand how i was able to beat it as a kid as a kid it would have been harder but like it actually is easier now because of the xp share if they had a toggle for the experience here i think i'll be okay with it or if you just got it in the post game like you're leveling up stuff on that like yeah it's actually really handy but like when you're going through the first time like it just breaks it i'm still having a nostalgic fun time but it's very easy very easy okay first jim die guy now stop it i'm not letting this be my legacy that first gym is one of the hardest ones all right kranidas level 14 at that point in the game is terrifying what is it oh some kid with only three gym badges little terps like you should know to stay out of team galactic's way if you're forging badges though and you talk to him he scared you also this gem employs literal children as like the trainers you face like that kid can't be any older than like six or something child labor laws not today he's probably eight oh sorry six-year-old child working you know someone's gotta inform the government eight-year-old child i know that's okay he's coming of age man big difference gone from watching rugrats to watching rugrats all grown up is there even a government in pokemon god i never actually thought about that it's the is it just the pokemon league like rules with an iron fist does democracy exist in these games i guess it's organized through the gyms it's the only semblance of power there seems to be every gym leader is like a sheriff for their town elected true combat strongest warrior looks after each temp there are no jails and pokemon every bad guy gets snapped by god they do actually have jails gen 5 like looker actually and even gen 4 look or arrests a lot of people there's an fbi in pokemon does that mean that there's torture oh no we've gotta extract like information out of this man hook him up to the pikachu how do you want to be executed in the pokemon universe well i imagine egg is slash they use for like a in place of the guillotine in kala society i don't want to go down this rabbit hole anymore okay um i could use lettuce for this gym i'm just going to see if burby can tank it let's just give it a go giant of a man here pokemon toughened up by the stormy white waters take everything you can throw at them and then pull you under victory will be ours come on let's get it done he looks so stiff with his arms like that come on barbie it's only got three uh we can use u-turn eventually reset our attack a bit let's just get gyarados down and then we'll pop over burby should be fine a u-turn oh you all right see how it is you like one of the one of three battles reset has appeared gotta quite oh he's got a quagsire we're actually gonna have to switch pokemon is just such a derpy pokemon i love him looks like he looks like he's waiting in the queue and like he's not quite sure what he's doing here here that was a good move hey floatzel scariest boy on the team yeah it's dead cool never losing in the gym again you've earned this ben badge from wake so now if we go talk to the galactic grunt he'll be like oh you're a twerp with four gym badges package finally came from the veilstone warehouse that was my job to deliver this to the lake important mission no failure allowed no making boo-boos boo-boos like wandering off into the great marsh you were eavesdrop i was just talking loudly to myself i wasn't in a hurry i pulverize you with my pokemon i have to go on my way to the like asap so you're lucky i'm out oh listen don't you dare follow me [Music] all right i'm not going to waste my time and nobody like you i'm telling you now don't you come chasing after me [Music] oh no lad how's it going dad buffing up your pokemon eh i'll test you and your pokemon out to see how buffing tough you are lad no there's a criminal oh god love him he still has a starly that's not why is that not even a star avia it hasn't even evolved it's level 26 what are you doing lad that's that's their god it's like madoof level 31 god get god love you lad you did your best everything is dead what just happened you're telling me i lost yes lad you did it was that team galactic guy all freaking out about i know what he's up to we should chase him down well i was gonna jefferson please come on back here after you defeat the champion don't forget about me here okay take a picture hi there it's me the gengar loving director outlet of our train is true is exciting isn't it keep building up those bonds with your pokemon so you can take on tougher trainers now i'm a game director you're working on filling the pokedex aren't you last night you're going to meet lots of pokemon come show me your pokedex when you filled it with tons of entries was there always a gengar one different developers oh you think because it's a new studio they added themselves as a game director that'd be kind of funny that is two he had his two game directors oh here's the biggest lie in the game are you ready for it stop yes you sunnyshore city which is down this road had a major blackout crews are working on restoring power but the roads close now biggest lie in this game he won't move for like three more gym badges this poor guy he's still running he actually runs quite far you have to fight a universal entity before he lets you pass that guy won't let you go to sunnyshore until you've captured like the god of time quite a big ask to enter sunnyshore city god please cynthia's here too well long time no see how's your pokedex filling up and research the folklore about the lake but it doesn't appear as if the lake is open to the public now i heard the folklore about it they say there's an island inside the lake the mysterious pokemon resides there no one must enter the chamber of that pokemon go to change the subject but have you seen the group of psyduck on route 2010 well 210 uh thank you for the medicine appreciate it when a big adventure with pokedex when i was younger i help you uncover the secret behind the mysterious pokemon you're searching for hope you get to meet every kind of pokemon there is to see see you later into the grass she goes you know there's a life size to carry a plush accurate to its size in real life that they're selling i saw like a news post about that it just seems like a lot of space to dedicate to one you know the one that i would get if i could ever have if i ever saw it would be like a life-size marie i think that just looks [ __ ] hilarious they also did like a bed for gengar where it's like you roll out its tongue and that's what you sleep on i just i don't understand who this is for like you just come home from a long day in the office let me just go for a quick nap here it's kid-sized then why is like the guy in the suit in all the pictures dan you wore a suit in a bathtub this is going to be another point that's used to invalidate whatever i have to say the ruin maniac cave oh this guy you go catch you know i'll keep digging away you'll have a race so you can get done faster but this guy if you go catch all of the unknown he digs a tunnel into their cave and it leads you to catch the final two unknown which is like question mark an exclamation mark i completely forgot about him tell me i'm not imagining this the great masters pokemon seemed to be different from the ones yesterday oh they change every day don't they there's an azurill my god it's big psyduck is the merrell the cara vine oh god it's back to safari balls and everything as well you get 500 steps been a while since the safari zone like this encountered wild starly yeah ball bait and mud oh god i remember this throwing food makes them easier to catch while eating it they are likely to bolt through mode makes it harder to catch but also get angry and become less likely i always thought that was the other way around i always thought that was the other way no wonder i couldn't catch anything from this zone i throw a bunch of mud and hope for the best oh there's a quagsire big whoopee boy if you don't have this one okay give him some food watch him carefully give him some more food okay he's gone rt isn't here to catch pokemon just to feed them i just want to feed the ducks just keep chucking them i gave her one bit of food come on there we go thank you there he is okay where is that the the reference is the lady with the umbrella and the lake you're here you can't escape me now [Music] not quite you can get in the underground too i'm honestly tempted to just go back there catch other pokemon to show caravan that you have options i don't need to leave with you caravan take any one of these pokemon there it is and we give it some food and we're gonna give it a little more food okay now we're going to instantly capture it without fail [Music] thank you get out of here i'm gonna go home vladik are known to suffer from chronic headaches no one's been able to figure out what triggers the headaches yes can i ask you a big favor i want you to deliver this old charm to my grandma in celestic town there's some very rare pokemon between here in celestic town so it'll be worth your while to go what if i don't help her oh cindy i'm good you gotta you know take accountability for your own problem so much counting on you see you later cynthia [Music] instant rare pokemon it's okay fire is rare here true maybe that's what she meant a mythical pokemon type there's only one of these in the wild seriously this is the only wildfire type you can catch in this game piplup evolves so ugly why and polion is a beautiful boy you take that back no dapper this lad is banned yeah your opinion happens to be incorrect i'm so sorry you can't stay jesus heavy fog sets in real quick jefferson this is poor jefferson he's seen some things town is insignificant there's nothing of value here doesn't need to exist so i'll blow it up with a galactic bomb we should probably stop this raided e this guy is just threatening terrorism yeah it's not i'm surprised the age rate is still intact god please whatever i'm out of this waters down there's nothing to do here anyways we saved a small village why aren't you the quite the trainer that was magnificent the other celestic town to give you my thanks oh that old charm may i see that there that you say cynthia entrusted you with it to deliver to me that's cynthia she's my granddaughter made in honor of a mythical deity said to have created sinner these old charms was still discovered now and again you're in scholastic town why not look around inside the ruins examine the ancient cave painting mysterious designs cover a whole section of the wall there are three strange things forming a triangle the middle of them is a shining sphere what is this all about [Music] cave painting reminds me of an old story it existed of being a being so powerful was considered a deity at the time pose in this being with three pokemon three kept bounds with the one as if they formed a triangle it's an ancient legend of cinahl that's still told to disdain scholastic town i guess i found something useful we should take these belong to my granddaughter but she's not using them i actually do find it cool in the context of the games because there's two trios uh there's the trio of dialga uh palkia and giratina and then there's the lake trio which is uh azelf ooxie and mesper i remember when i was a kid you don't actually know which one this is referring to i think it's more likely that it's referring to uh arceus but you kind of think that it's in relation to like the box legendary creating the lake trio because you don't encounter irises yes you can use surf from your poke etch to cross water such as seas and rivers gotta get the heart home gym patch his name is airs yeah i i so i learned that true pokemon battle revolution on nintendo e that's how they pronounce it arceus that's how they say it and and so i've always said it that way ever since it is unfortunate oh the evil funko pop my name is cyrus i think the power to create a new world a world without strife why you telling me this i'm just 12. when are we gonna get the um the evil team in a pokemon game though just like influencers that'd be amazing they're all just like they're like a social media evil team we already have like um gennady we have like toxic fan base we have like lovable hoodlums that's uh team skull we have peta in the form of uh team plasma flair is like just not really that fun they're just dressing red their motive is like fashion not that interesting like social media specifically where it's like they're trying to gain followers by committing heinous crimes i would love that the magma and team aqua are like the real stupid ones as far as evil villains go like team magma is like we don't need oceans anymore whereas team aqua is we don't need land anymore it's like guys like what are both of you doing question what is three plus five plus seven two sixteen or fifteen okay well i mean the answer is 15 but we need to get the wrong answers so that we get all the trainer battles here he's just asking us didn't you use a calculator why do you need to follow the trainers um for experience uh but specifically for this you need to also document all the pokemon with the pokedex and this gym is has the only trainer in the game with a driftloom so unless you want to wait until like next week friday uh this is actually the only way to unlock the national decks if only we could get rewarded for answering wrongly in a test yeah you actually kind of do here if you get a question wrong irl you fight the other kids who also got it wrong whoever wins among you uh like gets to pass like the test why is the theme of this gym just can you do maths what does that have to do with ghosts it's because a max is scary but the theme a whole pokemon gym after the idea that max is scary it seems like a lot here's the drift loon let's document it rit is so good at being bad at math i used to study being back at bad at maths back in the day worked real hard oh here we are oh ho ho finally you've arrived here we go french gym leader and tina go on jefferson pretty good start there we go just hit through and it's an easy fight come on jeff jeff no come on jeff jeff i believe okay gengar is dead what happens what is this is this my final pokemon miss maggie's oh she's using stickers on her ball that's cute does it not have anything better to hit me with no it's dead oh that was easy god please i'm dumbfounded so very very strong you your pokemon so strong fifth badge a wild by barrel helped out by using sir god's evolution is here oh this looks kind of funny now we're just walking on water as well there's not even like a bit of ground for us to stand on we're jesus god has given us his blessing the water's only a centimeter deep yeah you think that the bye barrow we're on is just like walking along the bottom it's not that big a deal i'm happy to help but like you kind of unnecessary annihilate them with the old tried and tested jefferson police i want to fight them both jefferson jefferson please move don't believe this flash plate x engraved who make matter and three make spirit shaping the world is giratina who's antimatter carotene is an antibiotic it's gravity i thought it was antimatter fanny matter yeah i'm pretty sure it is they say it's antimatter but it acts more closely to gravity okay potato potato gravity antimatter what's any matter with you oh god it's a double battle all right god [Music] this is your time to shine we have to use them burping god gonna smite him uh gyarados is kind of scary god is awaiting your directions take down that weasel smite him god hurt himself and recoil god wants to forget a move to learn amnesia that's okay that's kind of ironic [Music] you need to learn it just to all melon doesn't want to know what's happening in the world anymore stop it god god evolving things the same as your mom trying to buy stuff for you at heart gold's little silver didn't matter how far you progressed in the game it's just like i found something at the store against like mom i'm like fighting the elite four why was i'm always shopping i don't know just didn't she didn't do anything else like the entire game retail therapy he was addicted just don't know what to do my son's been gone so long mom no this is to pay for the house market mom what the [ __ ] can't do that that was my college fund i was putting that money away why do you think all of out these parents all send their kids out for the money you think it's just like everyone's just dirt poor it's like we can't afford to feed you please go out into the world and have a pokemon adventure no one has any jobs in this world all like all uh all everyone does just stand in the same spot for like 24 hours a day they don't even sleep what happens to the trainers who just constantly lose their battles they must be dirt poor they must be like massively in debt they just go in the debt and join team rocket maybe that's how they get started it must be evil to rally together an evil team if you think about the circumstances like that like the evil teams like at least promise pay don't escape from all the gamble in debt if you think about it whenever you undermine like the evil team in these pokemon games there must be like an actual crowd like a work crisis afterwards so many people will lose their jobs they literally are the biggest employer in every single pokemon game team rocket has been dissolved leaving half the kanto region unemployed how did taxes work in the pokemon world we're making a lot of like kind of earnings here thousands of poke dollars tax collector comes and challenges you to a battle and takes you taxes oh i love that idea if i beat you i don't pay but if i beat you you pay 50 percent park isn't open yet we're still setting up getting romantic park ready i wonder what you can do there place for new beginnings though powell park is gone they've replaced that completely the whole point of power pack was transferring pokemon back in the originals rt your final team is going to be basic as [ __ ] well it's the team the team i used 15 years ago if you don't like it take it up with 11 year old me to 11 year old rt based i was 10 oh my god i hate that dread session the year this came out i would have got like my nintendo wii as well oh god that was the same year pokemon midlife crisis diamond and existential dread pearl pokemon crisis and pokemon dread these these ones are a bit more grim oh sweet the new pokemon games are out anxiety and depression which one are you taking oh i don't know i kind of want to get both editions so i can trade between them that way i can catch all the pokemon they've run out of colors god please here's the thing i want to check right arbor in i live in hope that at some point the darkrai event which happens in this inn is brought to the game there's a special event in the original ds games where you sleep in this in you get transported to a different island i hope to god if that's not in the game currently that is like a downloadable bit of like event or something that they do it bring it back we'll just tough it out with burby i i actually know we'll we'll switch over to jefferson here oh no i forgot he was right here jefferson one on five we don't have anything else on the team i know you can do it jefferson oh [ __ ] i hope he doesn't have torterra yet i think we're gonna be okay we have like a significant level advantage here that's one jefferson we're gonna get pizza tonight if you pulled us off come on come on jeff we need to not die in this fight if he doesn't have torterra then we're fine it's still a grotto it's level 37 though that could be a torterra why isn't it we're not done yet neither me or my pokemon has given up [Music] this battle isn't lost just yet i can still make a comeback [Music] why doesn't he want to evolve his pokemon why don't you a lad what's going on taylor eldritch eldritch's house sailor eldritch i didn't god i must not have paid attention to that name back when i was like 11 years old it's a very on the nose reference iron island i i like how there's just so many like optional places in this one like you don't have to go to any of them but if you do there's like stuff to see and do you are okay your dad you've accepted this quite readily i'm riley i'm a trainer and yes it's a bit odd that we'll be training here you like we could team up the wild pokemon here are restless very cool hat you know what i'm going to do this is going to be a bit mean to poor o'reilly here i'm going to use one of the surf tms so sorry lucario he's going to be well hydrated after this oh there's a stelix oh no riley you don't want to kill this it's no good it's impossible to aim unless there's only one pokemon oh just kill lucario first i'm sorry riley okay we gotta catch it that okay that that improves the odds as we'll save as a metal coat and a trade thank you it worked out surprisingly well god is awesome god wants to learn super power oh god so take down super fang sword stance i feel super power over crunch it's perfect let's riley go wait hello i don't know what to do like should i reload the game is that gonna be an issue that he's not here riley i get it now you're responsible for agitating this pokemon i don't care what good reason you may have i don't want you bringing any trouble into mine he's not here it's just me no he's back i'm so sorry again riley it's just easier to use sir please understand let's team up the fight the train in the mine partner repeatedly just kills you the egg has been sent to a box spending time with he was very enjoyable i intend to test my skills in other places from now on let's meet again take care on the way out he's gone riley's been dead for 13 years guess we're just gonna find out oh we got the shiny stone we can actually fight with her now he's gonna actually have stats look at that 123 special attack that's pretty good we just witnessed a real life creepypasta we kind of did didn't we you if you were a kid you had no knowledge what was going on you'd be probably pretty freaked out as to why that guy disappeared yes i was going i was going through the iron island and there was a guy with me and he had a lucario but then he went invisible and then he disappeared and he gave me an egg before he disappeared forever i think it has something to do with getting you for the gym we actually do want to get the squat together if we can uh benare you're going to be here as honorary member for the time being you know what jefferson just just take on the world hey god and jefferson we keep leveling the rest of the team littering jefferson does the narrative run he literally has the power of god an anime on the side okay okay all right it's a red boy so we we've definitely missed some excuse me just need to take your other elevator yeah there we go way bigger on the inside compared to most god battle if you don't do the gym too when you beat the leader you can't fight him you'd never learn this man's story about how he can't keep up and he's going to work on the elevators can you really live with yourself knowing that yes yeah that's fair sorry about that i know you're like the final challenge here that's orbis gym badge i see you've defeated my son that's no surprise he still has much to learn unless my son rorke i byron will accept your challenge daddy dad you lost to his son this is hopeless i'm not no none of that jefferson's ready this time we will not have a repeat come on jeff he's doing so good hitting three times through it getting good use out of sturdy he's metal claw this time uses oh oh i didn't know he had that jefferson thank you like a champ it's got thunderbolt whoa i do have a plan you have to trust me you have to trust me i'm not gonna heal oh i'm just gonna win okay i was gonna switch into god and use superpower for the finish but uh i guess the tyrant damage kicked in if we win defeated a dad that's the mind badge good go what are you doing glad what are you doing standing out here even tough enough to take a shot at becoming the pokemon champion of course i'm tougher that's not actually gonna happen anyways dad come with me to the library this book is titled the sea's legend it's text that was only recently discovered and its ancient letters would decode it would you like to read it once upon a time in the east sea there was pokemon known as the prince a brave human-ass pokemon living in the sea to let them see the prince man-type weasel on a quill fish with huge spikes acknowledged a human's bravery joined them together they set off in a boat over the sunset street sea sailing through the ocean gates stretched over the waves using this reach to use the prince who went to meet the brave little party at the seaside hollow he saw it hollow is that oh we're going over here now are there more books to read have i just missed them the more i study the more mysteries appear and multiply some pokemon that evolve and others that don't it makes them different from each other the mature ones evolve into ones that are more mature if so what do we make of the legendary pokemon that don't evolve this is where you three come in said to be mysterious pokemon each of the three likes of cinna we can obtain data on them make sure it's enlightened how the process of pokemon evolution works don you go to like verity lad i want you to investigate lake acute acuity that would take you to almost a snow point city that leaves dad with lake fowler like between veilstone and past story if memory serves oh has it stopped that was quite abrupt it was a very slight rattle of aftershocks okay i think they still have the books i think they're all just up here betray not your anger last question will come weep not with sorrow or question will draw near joy and enjoyment come as natural as the very air that is happiness let such be blessed by the hand of master question customs speak those words long ago when sin had just been made pokemon humans led separate lives that is not to say they did not help each other no indeed they did applied each other with goods and supported each other pokemon proposed to the others to always be ready to help humans that's the pokemon be ready to appear before humans always thus to this day pokemon appear to us if we venture into the tall grass it sounds quite grand sometimes they're just trying to attack you three pokemon there were into the lakes they dove deep deep draw no breath deeper deeper deeper they dove suffocating depths they dove deeper than deepest day of light from the lake floor they rise bearing with them the power to make fast lands they rise again a young man callow and foolish and innocents came to own a sword with it he smote pokemon which gave sustenance with carefree abandon those not taken as food he discarded it with no afterthought following the year no pokemon appeared largest grew bear young man seeking the missing pokemon journey to fair long did he search and far and wide two until one he did find asked he why do you hide which the pokemon replied you bear your sword to bring harm upon us with claws and fangs we will exact at all from your kind we will take our toll for it must be done done it must be to guard ourselves and for it i apologize disguise the young man shout at his dismay haven't found a sword i have lost so much wardrobe power i grew up lying to pokemon being alive i will never fall savage again this sword i denounced him for sake i plead for forgiveness for i was but a fool though saying the young man hurled the sword to the ground snapping it seeing this the pokemon disappeared to a place beyond seeing the original story in the beginning there was only a churning torment of chaos a heart of chaos where all things became one appeared an egg having tumbled from the vortex the egg gave rise to the original from itself two beans the original one did make time started the spin space began to expand from itself against three living things the original one did make two beings wish and from them masher came to be three living things wish and from them spirit came to be world created the original one took to unyielding sleep the egg was before the chicken confirmed the egg came first look not into the pokemon's eyes in but an instant you have no recollection of who you are turn home but how when there is nothing to remember they are not touched pokemon's body in but three short days all emotions will drain away above all above all harm not pokemon in a scant seven days the offender will grow immobile in entirety pick clean the bones of pokemon cotton to see your stream thank them for the meals they provide and pick their bones clean the bones are as clean as can be set them free in the water from which they came pokemon will return fully flesh and it begins in you so it's okay they eat them live the pokemon in the forest in a far in the forest the pokemon shed its hide to sleep as a human awaken the human dons the pokemon hides their own villages i wonder if that's a zoroac or something like that yeah but zoroarak actually disguises as a person that's kind of neat if that's what it is the ones were pokemon that became very close to humans the ones with humans and pokemon that ate together at the same table it's a time when there existed no differences to distinguish the two it's a bit of pretext and like kind of interested for legends arceus because i hope that you're going to be able to experience some of these stories like maybe you'll beat the guy from bail stone who actually kills him with a sword the marriage book i don't know if the marriage book is here there there was one that did say people used to marry pokemon i think it's been cut hey hey oh dude old dude and kids something big just happened saying there's a huge explosion at lake valor kaboom like that dad i'm worried about lake valley all right i have no idea what has taken place you must find out where you go i can't stress this enough don't get in over your head try to join you as soon as we inspect like verity you'll be okay won't you dad you're just going into the impact site dad is a grown man he can take care of himself don't tell me what to do hey lake valor god you can actually see like the smoke oh the magikarp mission is perceived at a hitch the boss should be pleased everything's for everyone for the good of team galactic how'd you not notice me get a child away at the team galactic building in eterna city jupiter should be ashamed of herself being beaten by a child like that anything and anyone that opposes team galactic must be crushed and the very thought of opposition will not be tolerated let's go thank you that's very considerate of you okay toxic i think this can have the ability to avoid water type attacks but not always oh no at least we use it now uh metal claw oh come on oh we're gonna be in trouble here if jeff dies [Music] uh-oh go for it god can he do it he's gonna need a power buff god you sword stance don't do it don't kill it do we believe in god take him down oh it's not over yet it's gonna be even harder we're really gonna need to believe our words are hurt super fang get them down to half [Music] oh no god's gonna be confused come on god you gotta hit to work through it oh no oh he's hurt himself real bad come on god snapped out of confusion god has beaten his first battle i thought something else was evolving what no god galactic we'll get the tree legendary pokemon of the lakes their power would create an entirely new universe and now mars should have captured the pokemon of lake verde god pulled true for us when we needed him most dad what timing galactic scoundrels are after the legendary pokemon you've got to help don our mission to stall you all right jobs job but god is simple what do you mean is that his ability the stat changes the pokemon receives are doubled oh god that's terrible we taught it superpower oh wait but that means sword stance is times four oh my god i didn't realize that that means he's incredibly powerful even after one sword stance this is gonna be plus six after two considering we had like the minus already oh he's dead oh that's gonna hurt him though have we been sleeping on him this entire time could he be like the strongest pokemon his name is god so you know it's kind of our fault we missed this yeah we no longer need superfang because we're going to be killing in one shot i have damage amateur i know don's in trouble but i kind of want to just go to pastoria city real quick okay she'll hang in a few minutes dad why are you leaving superpower might not be good on god because superpower although thematically appropriate i think crunch is going to be a bit better god's got a little bit of darkness about him you know a little bit of edge it's a no it's old testament god oh [ __ ] oh god yeah okay yeah because i keep forgetting i'm gonna go get kibble don don can hold on a while kibble's gonna be the only party member in a different follower than god i guess i gotta just try catch it from here i think uh maybe i should have kept super frying a moment longer [Music] oh [Music] thank you getting quite lucky with the catches cornelius i like cornelius i like to imagine this is quite a sophisticated boy i like to imagine he's in like a proper like top hat like bow tie cornelius he's gonna join the squad and cornelius now oh wait let's see what nature he is be a good one what the [ __ ] natures we're gonna catch another gimbal no i i've for once i've had enough we're catching another one sorry cornelius all this while don is like fighting off team galactic at the lake i think we'll be with you momentarily please be a good nature dasa i'll take dasa neutral is better than strictly negative is cornelia sorry cornelius maybe another day you'll have your chance yeah i know sorry sorry times of the utmost concern i'm here now that's what matters jefferson and god can take it from here how cute you think you you can save the day in your little game of hero not a chance not even a teeny one i think we got this oh god not this again come on jeff when we delete confusion from the game all right see you later mars having a piratey was a cavalier pokemon the pokemon men's spirits left that spirit appeared to probably go help its friends that worked out well for us it was super easy to catch now we've got them all messed we're at the beginning of emotion as of the being of willpower we see the being of intelligence now do we have all three you can look forward to what team galactic has in store for him but he went up against fully fled full-fledged criminals factory unharmed is reason enough to celebrate what about lake acuity is lad safe lads already dead guys probably [Music] look at that this is a last party member that we're planning to use jeremy one this is an actual name check his nature oh god please tell me it's a good nature this is gonna be a special attack in rio no god you can't gotta stay as badoof oh cornelia though this one's okay that's very quick to get goodbye okay here's the ironwork see this is completely optional area home to molten foundries it's cool that this is in the game and it's something you can go out and find like sword and shield needed areas like this where you could just had stuff to do like look it's like a little mini zone completely optional like stuff like this is some of the coolest in pokemon because you actually have to go out and explore to find it it's cool the backgrounds are all done up for it too hugo hello it's not often i get a visitor here trying to make the ironworks run better with the moving floor tiles but no one was happy about it they said the moving floor made him dizzy you don't want to listen to me wine here's a souvenir you get an additional fire stone there's actually a back entrance here to the floor i'm a meadow look at this you can actually go in this way i think there's quite a few items in the meadow this is where you get a leaf stone the worst boston needs to be fired it is a bit of a wild move to install like moving floor panels it has to be a health and safety risk especially consider this like quite deadly furnaces oh we gotta use the watch again reminder that this exists i hate the implementation of this watch can i just say there was a quality of life feature in this even for platinum by the way where you had like you didn't just have one button you had to go back button as well that you could use like that in itself made it so much easier to use is the watch better on an undock mode nope it's not it's it functions exactly the same okay so this is the fee bass room is it now we've got an important decision to make do we carry on through the mountain or spend the next two hours fishing on this lake gotta spend at least a few minutes shiny fevers please god no if you find the spot where fibas spawns is it that spot forever only for the day jesus and there's 500 tiles here yeah that's rough this is this is sad we're gonna be here a while last encounter you guys pick a tile up top right okay strong top right presence here since it might be here here we go shiny fibas we did it oh [ __ ] that was really quick that took no time at all he's only level 26 still so he's got like a bit of more training to do got to keep him in the party good job jeremy you now have access to the lucky egg it's in the underground in the upper left corner's wild pokemon zone oh right that's um okay i should probably go get that then shouldn't i is that just in the underground that seems incredibly broken a lucky egg if you've never heard of one it doubles experience but normally to get the lucky egg it's one of the rarest items in the game it only has a five percent chance of being held by a chancy and chances typically tend to be a very rare pokemon but they're just like impossibly hard to find god you're killing me last we have a little squad going in to go get the lucky egg together this is in here icy cave [Music] oh [ __ ] yeah it's just right here that's kind of incredible oh you just find rock climb here now okay is that where it always was that feels like a bit unceremonious rock climbs just out on the ground i got dropped it here the guy someone on the roof who claims he lost the hm on the route somewhere oh okay right oh yeah this is him you found it but i'd already given up on the tm for last and you found it here's to keep my friend make good use of it i like your honesty though let me reward you with this oh the icicle plate x engraved the rifle bearer of a plate draws from the plate it hulks he found some of the potentially historical value just gives it to a cage does this region not have like a museum or something a bit out there there's only one for coal that's a bit grim isn't it a pokemon called metachan oh this is the one she gives the hunter an everstone so you don't get ghastly remember it is a way of getting the everstone though it could stop god from evolving forever all right i'm gonna get a gengar am my haunted turn into something else just kidding i made it hold something that prevents it from evolving okay god it's finally time we have the power from my understanding there is a potential to actually soft lock the game in this specific gym uh so what i'm gonna just do as a precaution is turn off autosave and i'm just gonna say before i go in apparently you can get trapped a certain way in with the snow which is a real [ __ ] weird that's still in the game but it is what it is i also need to battle the trainers they don't i meant thank you i could probably use lattice a lot here actually there seems to be a lot of water types i think we can also just break burn this down there we go gotta get this guy it like almost lets you up ah ice puzzles it really is a lot of this isn't it i don't understand why we rated worst gym five years in a row you think they have to have like a gym review committee okay brock like what have you done for your gym well i have two small children stand and watch and you can walk around them okay how does that test the trainer okay misty what's your idea for a gym i have a swimming pool great anything else no uh lieutenant serge what have you done for your gym i stuck two switches in bins like some of them really go all out like dragon type gym it's like holy [ __ ] you mount a dragon and you control it like it moves left and right like you have to ride up the gym and stuff like that and there's like weird elevator stuff in some of them too other ones it's the garden okay the patch is clear gotta get back to the start oh so this is how you can you get why'd i do that [Music] i just love the ice puzzle so much there we go you know i want to see if god himself can do this one pokemon fashion romance it's all about focus show you just what i mean get ready to lose what does this have to do with battling okay here we go evasiveness has risen sharply first attack has gotten through that's unfortunate evasiveness is now maximum god avoid the move it begins hey god we're going to give you a thing of milk for the road and then you sweep the team a headbutt take it down better chad is super effective against us this is nothing god can't handle you pointed the move got him god own class is trying to buff god's gonna kill it instant kale okay abomina snow is the scary one for god headbutt oh it survived we just need to live a hit oh this is gonna hurt oh god toughed it out so you wouldn't feel sad but the hail's gonna get us oh god god came close to his moment of triumph he needs more training seventh badge unlocked i honestly thought you could save the pokemon of the lake become the pokemon champion dream on little kid but ew it's so cold here back to the failstone hq when is your time coming to our hq and veil stone now if you'll excuse me this is you that took my clefairy away partner called it quits went back to his hometown i don't know anything about any storage key [Music] okay thank you okay we don't have burby we don't have jefferson the new team needs to take on team galactic we're still overlooked pokemon challenge beat the game using only your fists some of them just seem like kind of awful and not fun as far as pokemon challenges go you can only capture pokemon and pokemon and balls that match their color that's a fun one pokemon but you can only use shinies we did that we just happened to use one shiny pokemon but you stay home and spend time with your mum pokemon but you know make a nice wholesome meal for my parents because i love them but it's still pokemon and it's like like gamers welcome back craziest pokemon challenge yet why make a loving meal for my family here we go what kind of crazy antics gonna happen so today we're making a sunday roast i have a pokemon on the switch i've just kind of left it on there i'm just kind of playing when i get a chance outside of like you know blazing the turkey okay gamers hope you enjoyed this crazy episode they're actually hurting us again never thought i'd see the day you know i'm just gonna do it god can take it god avoided it thanks god so good we're going to go for that again god he's going to go for a headbutt on the cat too just in case hankin it like a champ renee has gotten very strong very quick oh my god we've made the game easy again it was nice that brief bit of close battling we had those times are now behind us why can't they just use doors because like it's the same amount of space they've just made it very difficult to navigate be a nightmare for the employees what's the point of the hallway there yeah i don't know they have a hallway to get to the other teleporter to just get to the supply room there's nothing there you have teleport technology it's so poorly constructed this building i see you must be the trainer i've been hearing about little hearty one that's trying to stand up team galactic that's the name boss now i already know it's cyrus you introduced yourself earlier first gym die guy give the thousand bits thanks first jim die guy appreciate it that oopsie bespoke ass off correct you want to save them you no longer have any need for them and finish with them hardly to save them go right ahead i could care less that means you care a little bit compelled to come here by such vacuous sentimentality to make you regret paying heed to your heart [Music] got a deadpan stare and only three pokemon to stop us with come on god oh no he saw right through our plan i can't buff him up i can still kill it that's fine cyrus must be really concerned because like his entire organization has been defeated by this one badoof dodge it god and now he too is falling victim to the badoof level 43 it's a bit higher level not using the stab type attack that's unfortunate it's dead god has claimed another victim i see you are indeed strong the base of your power is your compassion toward pokemon are wasteful such emotions are but mere illusions like all illusions they fade over time until death banishes them forever that's why i've abandoned all emotions as useless sentimentality that doesn't matter i doubt you'll ever understand my position that said i recognize you were strong and courageous to come alone this is your reward here's a master ball i've ever raised an eyebrow at this even as a kid it's like but i i've just defeated your organization here is the ultimate catching device it will unfairly catch any pokemon in the wild including the box art legendary i'm trying to obtain right now it is not anything i require unlike you traders i did not make pokemon my friends or partners but you just you just battled with unlike other team galactic members i don't use pokemon as tools but you should wish to save the pokemon the lakes take the warp panel ahead i'm off to mount coronet that's correct mount coronet where you and i first met okay oh we have another commander here all right god time for round two let's just give you a tap up there okay one more commander what the [ __ ] is your hair i see he's gone for the horn style haircut god has taken a bite out of him [Music] god you can expel the poison again [Music] he makes water into one i do whatever you want with those three pokemon let's build on that machine to set them free no i'm good i pass crafted a red chain from the crystals he took from the three pokemon the red chain is what he needs to shackle something on mount coronet that's all i know who knows what he's planning to do up there oh but neri no longer hates us finally there we go got a lot honey let's box them forever you guys are certain this is the dead end it feels like this is the main way why is there so many trainers guarding the potential dead end trust us okay they all got lost another playground rumor what if this is a place to take a break and you just invade them everyone here is like on the coffee break it's like no please we get paid minimum wage you get paid minimum wage and you beat them in battle and steal all their money oh god do you think that's why they give less money than the commanders they simply don't have as much grunts are poor i think this is the last snowy bit of the place isn't it do i need to catch an abomina snow here okay so we gotta we gotta search for a moment twenty percent there it is [Music] waste in no time because everyone is like absolutely screaming it hope that's what you wanted wait no sassy barack please god no you've shaped us dad you've made us who we are god i hope i get it right with my second child so this spot right here this is where an arceus event would happen if you bring the azira flute here in the original games and what happens with the stairs is instead of leading up just there the stairs go into the sky and it's seriously cool something huge is about it's going to happen i think maybe right don't melt around of course you're going to aren't you but the two of us will team up to take it down to the ground yeah so there's an old event like that that can happen uh but did you know there's a second arceus event in platinum it happens i believe it's in orboro city if you take arceus wit you down i think into like the mine in that town there's like a hiker there who knows about arceus and he tells you some things i can't remember the exact details of it but he just goes into it a little bit more there he is now all will end and everything will begin this red chain i will pry open the portal to another dimension command that you unleash your power for me the alga the mystical pokemon the master of time don't do it evil funko pop don't know what you're unleashing on this world there he is to bring about the destruction of all things everything gone there will be no fighting and no strife and you feel time distorting only i can choose to stop it reality is collapsing around itself this is the mythical pokemon that created sinner no it's not new world in which i am the ruler of all things shall become a deity i think someone has a little bit of a god complex lad is here hold on a second don't you start the party without me please tell me you evolved you started no he's got a munchlax he's already kind of messing up i'm just gonna let's test what has levitate oh no sorry lied i've misclicked why doesn't anyone evolve the pokemon we'll level the bronzers too 41 did they evolve at 40. what is it what evolution that they don't seem to understand okay badoof guy but god has to be kept in his perfect form poor munchlax they really hate this thing the sad thing is i'm gonna use earthquake next turn i'm so sorry get through the confusion it's okay munchlax is dead already yeah it's fine oh god they're actually quite strong level 46. we might be in trouble if cornelia faints here have to save god for the final battle jesus poor lad his pokemon are being annihilated there goes another one lad we gotta talk about you evolving your pokemon you've no excuse here please tell me you have a torterra okay i'm gonna i'm just using earthquake here i need to get skunk tank down and we're gonna also just cycle lads pokemon here get an attack you did good [Music] entire team is dying ponyta level 42 at a boss level 40. i'm i'm killing this because i want to see if he's actually got a torterra i'm not interested in killing the opponent i need to make sure he's actually raised his pokemon properly that we are going to need to kill her across oh we're not gonna get to see that one doesn't evolve so i don't know if that one counts oh you did it lad you really need to raise your pokemon properly appreciate the heel but we gotta have some words you didn't learn much from the trainer school fantastic beautiful the creation of a new galaxy my new worlds what [Music] oh zooxy here's my spirit here's a self cast in a magic spell to help us nice i would mess with the pokemon of like verdi appear by your side nevermind it's all destroyed my galaxy is gone i won't allow this i will capture those three again and craft little red chain or even think about that i'm going to completely crush you we're just gonna ignore the god of time like standing behind us right now okay cyrus battle two okay so the plan is to get into god we need to make this as humiliating as possible for this man evasiveness fell let's restore it this oh this might be a losing battle okay uh let's just use sword stance critical hit unfortunate i think this one is more dangerous so we gotta fight against it don't get a crit [Music] god is dead again this is going to put us in the spot of butter how do we actually take down his teeth we'll figure it out come on jeremy we don't need god air cutter we resisted thanks to steel jesus place everything crin okay pop stun swore on it great fantastic oh my god that's ice fang as well so i can't switch into cornelia i'm using a mac survive on god if it comes to it this is looking grim oh no wish cash you you got to be fodder for a moment we need to get god back [Music] god's in a bit of a pinch that's okay evasiveness has been increased the evasiveness is doing nothing take him down he's using his super potion he already used a full restore he must only have one of those i thought you like have a like a multi-million dollar corporation it actually hit us now it's god's turn golbat that has evolved with love kill it god's dodging finish the job god oh we'll submit become a deity one day and i'll make the ultimate mine how you doing dialga good to see you still here go on dad face up to dialga it's just the god of time listen to its heart understand its thoughts gara trump acquired this the squad to take on time itself one of these is not like the others here we go the alga appeared reality itself is collapsing around us come on god oh he started strong god no okay we might need something more powerful that's pretty good that's the most we need to weaken it [Music] oh we almost got it okay yeah time to get that switch we need it it's done sport there's no way to rid itself of status [Music] god himself as well we gotta catch this one [Music] gotta believe we're using premiere balls what's wrong with them doesn't matter like the most important thing with capturing pokemon is like style [Music] style [Music] pokeball fit for god take that i'm gonna call him shmoopy i've lived for 60 years but i've never been trolled like this the last time the professor did a lot of research i'm very concerned about you dad so he came out to a place as treacherous as this dad i'm so glad you're safe let's go home oh i think yeah adamant orb so that's a special item specifically for dialga what's with the natures i'm so sick of this the game hates me walk together god it's like i've just got like a big pet dog shmoopy has a goofy expression a lovable new pet who also flies through the air oh that's menacing okay i think from here as far as trainer battles in the main game are concerned we use the main team because we're gonna need all the experience we can get we have to actually level up jeremy quite a bit before we get to the elite four we're gonna have some hard fights ahead of us i'm not so concerned about like the pokedex although i have been trying to complete it let's say i say i'm not so concerned about the pokedex i've got 128 pokemon the pokedex i also started finding like a bunch of outer region fossils anaeros and aerodactyl of all things showed up trade evolutions are all done and i also caught the entire unknown alphabet so you guys will get to see that this is the digging maniac cave and he actually makes progress digging for every single unknown you catch i dig and punch me through to this weird place i'd say you can thank me for being a rune maniac so if you catch all of the unknown [Music] he breaks through and this takes you back into the solution runes question mark exclamation mark these two are the rarest unknown in this game you get punctuation unknown and their unique characteristic like outside of just resembling that is their eye is half shut but we got them they look annoyed that you have found them they probably are a bit miffed they were holding out like pretty well up until now there we go it's shiny hunt the whole alphabet that sounds like torture oh my god that would be the worst thing in the planet because you'd only have a five percent chance of catching like each form of an unknown that has to be like the hardest shiny collection like possible but that is all the unknown uh next up we have legendary pokemon so a cave has spouted up on the island here and here is mesburgh respirator flew off somewhere dad why don't you chase after mesburgh i mean it seemed as if it wanted to play with you you were to use the american map app on your poke oh no you'd be able to track the movements of pokemon okay so you can see the flash and marker that's where mesper it is currently uh if you fly mespers uh location will change every time you change route messperet's location will also change see it's up here it's on the move mess spirit please here we go oh we got some bopping music too i could just go quick ball but the nice thing with this is you can still use the quick ball but when you encounter it again you just weaken it first because it's going to run oh no this might take a while oh he's coming up he's coming up he's going down he's really far away again okay there we go paralyzed now okay it's paralyzed now though so that's really good so it will retain paralysis uh while it travels this is the faster way of hunting this guy too i haven't even got to the point where i can try to throw a ball at him yet so we need to weaken it one sludge bomb okay that's pretty good we're good we're weakening it let us know that's why we say okay let us just don't get a crit this time you don't want to be praised dazzle okay so mess spirit that's as weak as we can get it and it has a status condition too okay mean look i can no longer escape nope okay well see you in a moment mesperish now we can be cheeky you mean cheesy right listen everyone did this on the nintendo ds back in the day right lr select star all at once brings you back to title screen so what we did it's a bit different now you press the home button and close the game same concept [Music] come on thank you [Music] that spirit has been caught uh that's one let's go for two sludge bomb oh my god okay hopefully it just doesn't attack us it seems quite gung-ho about like just inflicting status constantly keep doing that just let me catch you right now why don't you just use the master ball do you not understand how a master ball works master ball you have to save it for that one special encounter and you literally never use it because you're too scared to until like you accidentally throw it out in a ponytail that's what you save the master ball for especially the pony it has to be like some stupid pokemon that you accidentally clicked it on like i i can sun and moon i think i use my master belt on like the the monkey i think in another one i threw it out in like a gold dean but now he just never use the master ball just in case this is it only he's gonna love this one no okay let's just bring a dark type this might take a while to get it into range [Music] thanks stunky how you doing ooxy you know keep stunky han handy let's go again legendary trio keep just patience by only using beast balls to catch it i'll catch this one in the pokeball i could do that default pokeball not even like a special like ultra one or something or a dustball 32 pokeballs [Music] i will use all of these in an attempt to catch up already got two shakes on it this is purely out of spite just use a master ball why don't you use a master ball god it's taking so long why don't you use the master ball easy oh stunky wants to uh you know donkey's a funnier nickname we already have your evolution you stay as you are okay that's usually done that was the fastest of the lot if anyone happens to have a fabled feedback i'll put up the bounty of a munchlax for that one specifically even getting one and it like is hard enough but if you have the goodness like in your heart to actually breed more of them then you know that deserves a munchlax i feel nation how's it going would you like to trade i i i i can't see what they're offering can i if i just offer that oh [ __ ] a chimchar oh thank you jesus yeah that's incredibly kind dinner dusk how's it in a dusk ball how do you get chimchar in a duskball you can catch all the stairs in the underground oh okay oh god what level that's what level is that jim sheridan i'm gonna have to check that glamio thank you very much that's wonderful that's level 62 jesus christ why is that so high that's stronger than god right now hello there we've got a guitarist ash action themselves okay thank you for the barnsley trico okay that's let's have an identity crisis that's fine a mystery egg you know i'm curious yes all right this is a real gamble we're looking for a pearl exclusive or what's in the box the box the box give me the box the thing is i don't know what could even be in this like this could be like say the tert wig or something we need we're not gonna know for a while uh niels how's it going drifloon thank you very much do a little balloon it's cute until you read his pokedex entry let's offer up that one a turret wig thank you very much okay i think it's just it's just heracross and fee bastion isn't it those are the last ones was this another caught one this is an ultra ball oh god this is gonna be like level 60 or something again isn't it yeah it's a level 59 turret wig jesus christ thank you very much man yes lovely to meet you uh you can you can in theory get another munchlax from that so i could just say snorlax and munchlax is the last two i don't i think that's that's pretty good okay all right save yourself the effort here thank you very much munchlax bounty the level one yep so let's breed it as well thank you very much jess i don't suppose you've got a haircut thank you very much yeah thank you to everyone we traded with i really do appreciate it i hope like with the things i've offered there's at least something there you can use what's in the [ __ ] egg i'm really curious about that now i'm just gonna start running some laps bring whatever's in the egg to beat cynthia but like if if we take on board the egg that means we gotta bench god i i don't think we're willing to do that get the egg in the hall of fame i don't think eggs show up in the hall of fame behind our new league champion he's got two eggs a ditto two badoos he was breeding and like one level 92 in polio his content is godly i i need to know what's in the mystery egg i really need to know okay here we go what is it mystery egg it's a piplup oh thank you very much that's very sweet it's actually a good nature unlike jefferson okay final gym oh it's the gear one i remember this that button looks like it's painted on oh we do have a ground type move on the cario as well i don't know how effective this is especially because they were supposed to be a special lucario yeah that's kind of that's kind of rubbish child labor yeah like he looks like she should still be in school i'm not sure why she's here he's on internship i don't know if you do internships though when you're like 10. no she's not even 10. she's probably like seven or something he's getting an exposure from popular gym leader influencers i still want to see in like the next pokemon game like the evil team is just like vloggers or something like tick-tockers it's just the next logical step team talking i'm vulcan of the gym leader saying the top gym leader in cinema but anyway i guess we better get this done hope you're the trainer will make me remember how fun it is to battle he's just kind of bored and like miffed okay earthquake oh he's right you has surf he's got the he had the surf and pikachu bless him i didn't expect that it's dead here's his artillery as well not an electric type gym leader uh just keep using earthquake good artillery also not an electric type he's got an ambi pump it's also dead uh his final one actually is an electric type he has a lux ray he has like an electrifier on that in the platinum ones there we go good gym got me beat you you desired the no way your pokemon battled for you i even felt thrilled during our match that was a very good battle like faulkner you didn't do anything i was that exciting because the most would have had batlin in a battle since i don't know when those may be excited to know you and your team will keep battling the greater heights this is your 8th gym badge you've earned this oh i haven't been polishing them we got to just go on to the next route and get man tike as the last pokemon the catch in the world for us we also get to see a cameo trainer jasmine's here again you might remember her from pokemon herrick gold he's the sixth gym leader there my name is jasmine and i'm a gym leader oh i'm sorry not the gym leader of this city i'm a gym leader in the jodo region uh um be nice if you knew about the jodo region oh that's the city's gym badge you must be very good um please take these too pm99s we now have access the waterfall each of those technical machines contain waterfall these waterfalls from the poket you'll be able to get to the pokemon week i don't know how to say this but good luck suddenly realized i was watching the stream and not a vod have some bits oh i don't know how that happens but hello it's good to see you wait he just replied wait a minute he's real everyone here is the paid actor there's only one person here actually watching the stream mark oh [ __ ] man i scared someone there hey in the paid actor you've fallen behind on the script all right you're saying the same lines again we did this joke come on now we're two pages ahead yeah let me just flip ahead i just want to see how the stream ends how cool shiny of that really what a twist and god dies again spoilers are we on page five or seven because i'm still on the dead card joke well that's on most of the pages we've been recycling that joke a fair bit in fairness beauty stat we gotta level this up with some puffins god i hope i have enough berries for the puffins so chesto and a wiki like a citrus unlike the person will that be like a very dry puffin puffin time wait how do i make it [Music] oh god you gotta do it the thumb sticks you know that one mario party mini game that says with the tug-of-war rope don't twirl it too much or like a not to put like a disclaimer on it so you wouldn't hurt yourself this is basically this game rich puffin oh this is this is painful without the touchscreen this doesn't feel good here you go fevas just chuck that at ya that means it's maxed out then if it's sparkling does it okay yeah so we just need to level it up there we go i think with that that's uh that's the pokedex done other than just weevil uh victory road the gang's all here uh we are gonna clear victory road and fight the pokemon league save that one you only get like one of those like in the game wanna what though rt what what do you only get one of you gonna say the name of it say the name of it pp oh crowd goes wild said it he said the line so that's where we are in the script i think this is the last trainer before the exit top level trainers gather around this place naturally what's the first call the ideal place to train with the best a given you made it all this way with a [ __ ] gimbal like eight gyms to feed it end of victory road [Music] has he only got gibbel this this is quite disappointing pokemon league ahead [Music] please say ending pinnacle of trainerdom that's not even a word look at god just like looking at his family here rudder assist the trainer it will please me goodbye brother if you look down here and see more land oh ho-ho i wonder if there's anything down there oh here he is he's running late hold it don't go off without me challenging the pokemon league aren't you that's why i'm here too so he was more worthy of making the challenge with a battle the final fight against pokemon trainer lad he's got a star after now he's moved up in the world [Music] all right we're gonna do a practice run for the cintia step one [Music] step two [Music] speed pitiful sword stance [Music] god is dodging the attacks as well he can't even hit us insignificant doesn't matter whether he's hurting us begin the sweep god [Music] oh [ __ ] oh he's still alive he's still alive oh oh no i hope that's the only sash he has my god he doesn't have a quick attack okay rapidash you can take it god [Music] bonk it down to terra strongest move in the game it's always just headbutt oh no wait this is moving again flinching the face of god oh we might not one shot the snorlax this this guy is a tank [Music] oh no god's getting sleepy he might wake up in time can we get a one turn wake up is that possible oh no i think this is it for god no he's still in it he refuses to go he woke up [Music] come on catch you can't beat god finish the job he did it got a sweet lad clean oh i can't believe that works i guess i'm not ready for the pokemon league oh he's reconsidered can't beat a badoof all right see you later that let me confirm that you are qualified gonna examine my badges jesus they're so dusty well you haven't taken care of these at all you really don't care about this challenge do you let's go this is it can god beat the elite four welcome to the pokemon league i'm aaron of the elite four it's good to meet you oh i should explain i'm a huge fan of bug pokemon bug pokemon are nasty mean and yet they're beautiful too would you like to know why i take on challenges here in this room it's because i want to become perfect just like my bug pokemon okay let me take you on pretty plain room aaron first one dustox uh is that a special hitter or physical i think that's special but i don't think we need to bother with that here i think we just go straight for the speed toxic right that's unfortunate i think god can heal through it head butt oh that didn't kill oh he healed off the poison first one down here across next if we don't kill this in one shot this is actually quite scary but that's not going to happen here smite beautify next [Music] wank it down it's becoming more powerful a vespa quinn blanket it lives that one and it's got a cheeky heel hey drapeon final and level 57. [Music] not yet no not like this finish the job got you're only delaying the inevitable it's over aaron first elite four has been defeated oh no because we don't have the ever stone we gotta stop him again god please [Music] we're going for it round two well well you're quite the adorable trainer but you've also got a spine aha i'm berta i have a preference of ground type pokemon would you show this old lady how much you've learned okay round two go on god god turned god nodded towards us he knows toxic that's fine waste it move okay earthquake that might hit kind of hard oh oh oh no do we believe in god and that he will cure himself of the poison before he dies do we play this game no absolutely not all right i can i can pop a quick full restore here we don't believe in god headbutt ragsire might need two he's a bulky boy god's just dodging one down like the elite four still haven't seen the rest of our team i have no idea what we've got hiding in the wings all we need is god right now head smash that's going to hurt you too oh [Music] oh no oh no god is dead we should have believed in him i think we hurt his feelings just as predicted in the script jefferson should be able to clean up a bit here golem probably going to hurt us yeah he's gonna hurt us what a stroke of luck what you get for sturdy there we go there we go berta's down we did god did die that fight unfortunately could have gotten better yo trainer going down flint hypnosis of all things he dodged it which is impressive considering he's asleep all right let's push our luck here a bit oh i think one of his pokemon is a drift blimp so we got to deal with that thing's ability too did it get two crits in a row what the [ __ ] god's really struggling just earthquake maybe god isn't all powerful we will turn it around come the final fight don't worry just slice away at it i never knew that la but he is actually fire type wow so is stelix steel x actually weak to fire here's his four fire type pokemon driftwood actually tragic in platinum they do give him a full fire type team but it uses literally every fire type pokemon in the region that's available i believe which is five but they do at least give him a full team should have given him two months oh we might actually live this now because i didn't expect him to heal sash is broken i know it's just an inferno there we go our last one wasn't a fire type pokemon if you look closely it's actually a fighting type okay round four ah you timed your rival well i've just finished reading a book you see you're clearly in the middle of it lucy and you're not finished fooling anyone okay double team first have special defense resist now we're going to make this impossible to track down all right i was impossible to hit yep working well so far double team again one more time we're going max for it impossible that hit it's working really well so far okay one more attack buff god is at maximum power we've got him now that's a maximum power did he use reflect yeah he did okay i i i explained to that explains it yeah no that's clearly that of god's hands there now we're good okay we can take them from here i really hope so at least because meta cham's actually kind of scary we're good angry hamster defeats the elite four he's got one of them so far he got the rival too it would be nice if we can get like a second win under god's belt here no sash thank you this one is just psychic yeah just use crunch take a chunk out of it god last one we got him the warm-up is now complete now it's time for the real fight the elite four has been defeated there remains the champion i should warn you the champion is far stronger than the elite four now go on step through the doorway to your final battle all right this is it the final fight for god [Music] himself you been keeping well thank you for mount coronette i'm truly grateful together you and your pokemon overcame all the challenges you faced however difficult it means that you've triumphed over any personal weaknesses too the power you learned i can feel it emanating from you but that's enough talk let's get on with while you're here [Music] as the pokemon league champion i accept your challenge here we go hardest fight in the game [Music] spirit on for the pokedex thank you welcome to the drug fight we're powering them up sucker punch failed okay defense is increased evasiveness we need to reach doses of this god's avoidance we need speed this is like thanos acquiring like the infinity stones except it's a badoo but everyone like stone is just like entering produced bodies like it's just becoming more and more powerful energy is coursing through his veins and now we need attack [Music] he's almost at full health from all the time we spent power him up okay this is maximum power god we are ready that didn't even kill yeah get get crunching gosh there we go two of her going straight into the carrier that's actually kind of bad i don't oh no i just gotta headbutt it hurry oh this is scary definitely gonna live one oh he's okay that's what maximum special defense do did a scary amount of damage that's plus six special defense okay gastrodon headbutt [Music] everything on our team is so bulky at least we're getting some free healing here headbutt [Music] we're like killing the avengers one by one another one just died there it rose right next this one should be a freebie roserade's very frail there we go thanos almost has all the stones we have to stop them i am inevitable look at him go burn wait what [Music] it has a flavor okay why is it got a flame orb oh don't burn me is that like prevent against poison of all things it's kind of mad oh no it's got marble scale doesn't it that's the full restore as well well i guess the flame orb is uh worn off now actually no it's still holding it it'll get burnt again won't it look it's extra defense now well we got flinch oh cynthia you can keep this up all day he's gonna break through the doof will overcome this he's popping every full of the store she's got recover oh my god she's stalling oh no can i not oh if i get the flinches i can do enough damage i get the flinches i can do enough thanks for that oh my god would you stop can't delay it forever he will break through doesn't want to die headbutt where's the flinch [Music] thank you oh my god that took a while can't remember the last i was put in a corner like this finish the job god god's dodging you should have gone for the head no god has redeemed himself [Music] cynthia has been defeated by a mere bidoof and a lot of drugs i can't stress how many drugs were involved in this fight no you still don't get to evolve god no no stop that stop that that was excellent truly an outstanding battle you gave the support your pokemon needed to maximize their power and you guided them with certainty to secure victory people passion and calculating coolness together you and your pokemon can overcome any challenge that may come your way those are the impressions i got from our battle i'm glad i got to take part in the crowning cinna's new champion now then step on to the lift dad your last battle was splendid [Music] oh hello professor rowan the child i enlisted for my pokedex project has come this fair only natural that i come and witnessed a crowning achievement dad i shouldn't call you a child anymore yes you probably shouldn't son step this way please dad professor owen i need you over here as well are you good for nuttins finally gonna show your old man the respect he deserves dad welcome to the hall of fame time to record your names you and your pokemon remember your pokemon are partners that grew at you through many challenging battles this machine will make a permanent record of your achievement [Music] that's finally accomplished team's all here we did it got a doofen in the most generic like gen 4 team that everyone uses and i wouldn't have it any other way league champion congratulations burp was redeemed as well burby has avenged him that's the pokemon league uh we've more or less completed the pokedex too dad came home the best ending possible [ __ ] i forgot the milk i think we get hall of fame ribbons on everything now yes they're not champion ribbon god forever has a mark how you doing god god was surprised that you suddenly spoke to it you're not supposed to make contact like that bravo dad you've recorded all the pokemon of cinna in your pokedex this will help measure of my studies on pokemon evolution [Music] oh god he's back in a very long time value sinnoh certainly is a long trip from kanto of course if it means meeting new pokemon there's no distance too great for the likes of us to travel oh visit my old colleague professor oak professor rogue let me introduce you to my young assistant mr has filled every page of the center pokedex for me i'm very glad to meet you as you've heard my name is oak yeah i have an error for the run for professor rohn on my visitor visit here he's asked me to bring the data for the national pokedex and to here let me upgrade your pokedex with national mode after all there are many kinds of pokemon in this world of ours get the upgrade rate it won't be easy to complete the national pokedex in fact it may be impossible without owning several other pokemon games in the franchise some of them simply just don't exist in this game manus park has a special has a special system that attracts every imaginable kind of pokemon from every region oh well scratch that last bit i just said if if it's actually all of them that's pretty handy now dad if a gift here is as a reward for completing the cinema pokedex you get the poker radar poker radar is this generation's version of shiny hunting poker raider lets you chain pokemon in the grass the patches will shake and if you chain up the 40 of them with the same pokemon you have significantly increased odds of a shiny we could realistically shiny honey badoof oh hello hi there it's been a while and i heard you defeated the elite four and entered the hall of fame i rushed straight here to congratulate you i mean it great job all the other gym leaders are really happy for you too but you know we gym leaders aren't going to take this lying down listen to you is rough on us all yet we still have our pride as soon as 8 gym leaders now we're all determined to beat you this time if you don't mind cause you give us all another chance with a pokemon battle oh [ __ ] there's a round two yeah did this did exist in platinum but um how it existed in platinum was you went to a resort house and like a few of them showed up at the villa and you could battle them i believe that's actually different you have to go back to the gyms there are other changes around the region that happen uh because of getting the national pokedex for one and a significant portion of the map is now unlocked there's a new island that we can go to from the boat and snow point there's that bit of the route past victory road we can access that too uh but there's actually several event pokemon ohio were you intrigued by the rumors going around too you know people have been talking about the ghost pokemon of the old chateau i've been hearing rumors about sinister shadows too i should check it out myself but going in there is well you know being that i'm a gym leader i'm always busy because i'm busy i can't go in it's not because i'm scared so good luck with your investigation just runs away inside the tv there appears to be a pokemon pokemon looks like it could come out would you like to thump the tv yes [Music] this is how you encounter rotom this is the only time you street is like a legendary pokemon in the games too yes special music and everything do i need to weaken it it's only a little 15. i thought oh we got a crit damn okay i guess it's low [Music] we go didn't take long it's kind of mad like this was like treated as a legendary pokemon back in the day now it's so common oh something's on the ground [Music] oh [ __ ] they brought it back this is a platinum thing they maintained it you used the secret key i remember it it's the entrance to a secret room and this is where you change rotom's forms with the original appliances this was a platinum thing they added it back that's actually awesome there's road um easy bake oven road on fan road on fridge rode on wash and wrote on lawn mower so when rotom enters the appliance it learns a unique move and this one's overheat so you can just pick up all of them so rotom can change its form see here it is now electric fire i'm happy about that the fact that that's even kept like still secret there is kind of nice ah dad this is it this is romance park places a special connection with regions around the world such as kento and hohen but none of the other ones unova never heard of it oh god yeah they're going to be related to something discovery slate those are gameboy advanced cartridges yeah so they're full on like acknowledging that okay we gotta check this out then let's see what this is look in the ramanus park place is a tourist attraction that's famous for the romantic roses blooming all over that's where top-notch trainers gather from many different regions you might say ravenous roses attract those who are strong that's what i call flower power just a cave here okay that wasn't there in the original room it's the regis that's the americans there's an enigmatic pedestal you may be able to use a slate on it oh god okay so i gotta go into the underground so that was a discovery one was it i see what's going on here solar room oh we're gonna have to get a lot of these oh so many of these i just finished catching most of these guys as well in like sword and shield i still have someone on the catch there we're gonna get a whole set of legendaries my god okay so what was there it was there was the reggie trio we actually do need them for one of the in-game platinum events there was the lahis there was rayquaza there was groudon groudon kyogre there was a ho ho and there was the beasts that's pretty good we got a lot to catch there and there's trouble afoot in sailor eldritch's house the little boy is thrashing about in sleep he appears to be in torment he is muttering something dark dark is watching me [Music] i never thought our boy would fall into this endless nightmare happened in the past in canalife there were people who never woke up from their nightmares you are bringing it on yourself your family name is eldritch i'll be honest with you lost my love of sales as my son fell into that howard nightmare i need the lunar feather from full moon island to awaken him you go to full moon island for me it's not for me then for my son what the [ __ ] are the doctors doing yeah they're just not there pokemon center only provides free care for pokemon boy falls ill you're on your own and in here we have cristelia pokemon flew off somewhere there's something sparkling where the pokemon once was [Music] we found a luna photo so on the map we're all the way up here there's a full moon island there's also a new moon island but we can't currently access that by legitimate means your lunar feather began to glow boys sleep and face become untroubled and serene the little boy woke up eyes are just wide open now oh my son i don't know what to say thank you we'll never forget you your back to normal makes me feel great you gain my spirit as a sailor come sail with me later he's just gonna abandon the sun now cresselia is now roman sinner people told me these were impossible to find i found two of the large ones and six small ones use a discovery slate the discovery slight fit perfectly the pedestal started shining okay he's just here right it's a bit unceremonious like hello jackie [Music] oh there's new music for this all right stun sport let's get him it's level 70 oh [ __ ] oh it's got super power as well come on jeff yeah you're not catching it it says x420 blaze it scrub watt mate okay just for that we're gonna do it in a pokeball now spite will power us [Music] jeff is just dodging like a pro as well oh my gosh like he's dodging everything use the ultra ball i'm in so much pain i have like 60 premier balls as well so don't worry man i'll use them too you can start to run out of power a lot of its moves do not have a lot of power like zap count i think only has five it's using struggle that's okay we'll just catch it again use a single quick ball all right here just the one go [Music] oh you [ __ ] kidding me [Music] it's that easy okay i mean do i just try chuck a quick ball at it again here we go [Music] oh no okay right i was about to say yeah we'll try one timer pretty good i'll give the legendary despair this is fine i'm not despairing this is power for the chorus catching legendaries we got rejoice in the quick ball like i'm not complaining they take time to hunt but that's part of it critical [Music] there we go [Music] one more slate we got one more of the reggies to go reggie rock [Music] quick balls are too good like that's scarily close each time it was a crit oh jesus lettuce don't do that come on there we go reggie trio has been caught oh we got a little cutscene the slots just filled now oh johto slate or the soul slate uh we can get one more of these it's all slight fit perfectly it's a lagios a stunsport oh that's scary [Music] uh oh another ball there we go we're getting very lucky catching these so new reggie event this is in the base game too in original diamond and pearl this was actually really hard to do because you have to have like the older gen 3 games or you simply could not access this pokemon only the chosen may enter the snow point temple i'm sorry but you have to leave okay you can let that person in it's into your sent word to me you're working on a pokedex aren't you there'll be many rare rare pokemon in the temple enjoy your exploring here he is this is a big old boy the statue of a pokemon it seems to exude power you read the engraved writing body of rock a body of ice body of steel and gather the three pokemon the king shall appear the fun fact in platinum with the events how this worked is the reggie giggas you encountered was level one uh because there was an event in the game where if you had an event regis ass you got to catch the reggie trio it's moving [Music] [Music] slow start of the worst abilities in the history of the pokemon franchise but it is quite powerful once that ability wears off it's gonna start just murdering [ __ ] we do have the reggie to kind of protect us here though as well like we can even switch into like regis steel here a while like fodder you must calm down why are you so angry today papa [Music] there we go hey reggie good guys's data will be added to the pokedex the jury legend that states this pokemon toad continents with ropes i think herself is next i run into the grass oh it's not here oh no it is it just doesn't play the music right so we won't really know if it's it until it just appears because it doesn't actually have legendary encounter music which is a bit weird even rotom gets the legendary music yeah so that's gonna heal up the pull that's mean for a roman legendary i kind of like that in a way though come on come on there we go it's a good feeling when you get them too because you do have to put in a little bit of work even then like if you're looking at relative like most games and like god please stop this if you look at the relative the most games and like the things you have to do sometimes like it's really not that bad like people find that tedious like that that took 20 minutes that's not that that's not long at all really don't tell them about mmos oh like don't get me started there you guys want to get a meccan ears chopper in like world of warcraft you want the 15 000 gold you need to buy the parts oh also look at the map here you might notice there's a huge bit just sticking out here all of a sudden the fort lake of cinahl that was kept a secret spring pass creepy music starts playing when you go along it i always thought even this bit kind of creepy you're gonna just stand over the lake unsettling past three pillars to the sleeping before 30 is surpassed okay now there was a logic for these i'm gonna see if i can remember you gotta do it in 30 rooms okay we're on the right track one and four oh pillar one turn four yeah those letting you track your progress there's a way to work it out with like these rocks in here oh we got the second one real quick oh well we're at the end hey there how you doing god he's tiny i'm almost as tall as him yeah here we go giratina this might be a stronger legendary than some of the other ones we faced this is the mascot of pokemon platinum and it stands toe-to-toe with the alga and palkia what why did it just hurt itself that pain split your routine or vanished go pokeball that was a lot cooler in the ds games because it kind of just like cuts out instantly something more menacing about it you're doing great lettuce we need to keep you on low health just because the pain split right now come on thank you [Music] another one cut altered form giratina pokemon has said to live in a world on the reverse side of ours it appears in an ancient cemetery this is that's where life sparkles that's where life is faded place where two worlds overlap uh now it's time for some of the new areas uh we're gonna go to route 224. i'm marley and you are i see dad will you help me please i want to get through this tunnel will you let me go with you i'm just gonna switch into cornelia because we can just like eq everything could use jeff as well and just surf it up let's get him oh god love her she's got an arcanine i'm so sorry merrily i'm so sorry i'm glad we have a teammate to help us through this part of the game it's just so much more efficient merrily no it's using helping i'm so sorry how can i just like what did i do wrong [Music] manny how did you get this fire in the cave so sorry dog kill count a lot ah that sounds about right it's a good thing using earthquake in these caves doesn't collapse them yeah it actually is oh no the train has been hit by a rock go pikachu use your board of lightning pikachu has been crushed by a boulder if the cave collapses it means even more xp you've eliminated an entire ecosystem in this cave level up wow you got like six levels in one go there it was like an entire family of zubat they're all dead now i would check speed as a human kid oh that's a cursed pokemon question isn't it stone tablet ahead i want to see the pokemon that visits it that's that's all i appreciate you escort you're escorting me at least a little see you later merrily route two to four we're out the other side of the pokemon league immortality looks like a fun idea now it's probably just for the best it's very illegal to just attack people with your pokemon it does happen in the anime though sometimes it's also the banned episode with the bazooka there's some weird pokemon band episodes there's like a few where like just a gun is pointed at ash i remember seeing one of them it's like like a rage or something like one of the other characters just pulls out like a shotgun and points it at his face there's also the porygon one that's just gives you a seizure because it like pikachu does a really mean attack that one's kind of funny because porygon gets like a really bad rep in the anime and doesn't really appear because of that episode but it was pikachu who did the attack or porygon fan pikachu 2021 so for the 25th anniversary of pokemon we've rectified a mistake with the franchise pikachu will no longer be used as our mascot and by right of passage it goes to porygon have fun all the time they just edit out the guns in some countries so they're just holding their hands around nothing oh they do that in yugioh all the time like uh like the first season of like yu-gi-oh like duelist kingdom there's there's like straight up like these guards they just keep pointing their fingers at kaiba they're supposed to be holding handguns like the unmarked surface is polished like a mirror so this is the future site of the shaymin event uh you will see professor oak's letter and you'll be asked to come back here and what this does it unlocks the longest route in any pokemon game that goes all the way up here the very top of the map that's what it was in diamond and pearl at least uh next up we have the big boy that is the battle island what is it do you want to sail to the battle zone new boat get the sail away oh hey dad what took you so long oh yeah he was waiting for us following you a hundred million sorry i had to catch every legendary pokemon in cinema listen up i'm going to become the greatest trainer ever that's why i'm here to toughen up myself and my pokemon sorry i couldn't help overhearing that greatest trainer ever it's going to be really tough because you're talking about me groover i'm going to the volcano right now you look puzzled you really don't know anything do you all right i'll tell you this this is the battle zone okay as far as the volcano deep inside that volcano is supposed to be a treasure battle tower i think i believe is back in this one it is not the battle frontier uh there's one cool reason to do the battle tower other than just getting the points uh there is actually like a unique kind of boss trainer in there um you actually get to fight lads dad if you get far enough in the tower oh they got a bit of a weird perspective here oh yeah that's right you have the buildings here what the oh he's here yeah this is him oops sorry about that i was in a rush oh wait a second aren't you your dad from twin leaf town wow that brings back memories if you're here you can't be far behind this should be fun see you oh hey dad you came to the battle tower too huh he sure did i am curious if they will have new items here not from diamond and pearl yes they do okay ability patches back ability capsule bottle caps yep so this is like mechanic changes from later generations you can buy lucky eggs that's a new one that's that's very good for grinding they have the mints yep this is the big one so with the mints you can actually change your pokemon's nature this is like one of the final barriers um to like getting into competitive pokemon battling is the fact that you can get these now you don't need to worry about breeding like the perfect pokemon i see you've been the elite for it then you you can now have your level 100 pokemon undergo hyper training so this is the bottle cap guy if you give them a bottle cap uh a silver one will give you a perfect 31 stat iv in one stat a gold bottle cap will give you 31 ivs in every stat that's the strongest pokemon can possibly be that's so that's cool that they have some of the more competitive changes than he's live in a place called honest place like this back there too there was another place like this back in honey except it was more than just a tower some new root music as we go too [Music] we'll hear it in a moment once i finish getting these berries [Music] that's a jazzy rendition of it too [Music] and it's gone survival area it is a little more than this house i think we've entered a weird way here it's not just this guy in his hut [Music] god that's disappointing music is really upbeat for that ominous name yeah it is actually isn't it what a weird name for it welcome to the survival area ryan survive here [Music] god wants to leave that is a volcano ahead of us called stark mountain the blowhard buck guy is on his way there as well and find the volcano's treasure for that guy does i could do that a 21 win streak at the battle tower would be possible we get some cool unique music and we also have one of the weirdest starts to any like cave or dungeon in the series here uh you just gotta get this boulder down the stairs i don't know why they maintained that hey dad right your buddy challenged me to a battle earlier i owned the little dude made sure he was taught a lesson i don't know if i could beat him again next time so you're bound to run into skilled trainers wherever you go and i found out about this place but the pokemon here are tough what do you say we team up and go together ah lad got owned get pwned noob oh i'm gonna okay let's see uh if buck has something that can survive an earthquake he's got a cradle that is levitate buck's the best partner actually you can take a moment to reflect on the fact that this clown following you is trying to reach the mountain of whatever level 58 played or nothing else not the best yeah he could probably use some additional pokemon in his team maintenance tell me that the volcano's treasure is just ahead of us might be the toughest there is besides me see you around dad you just go in with him check this out dad this is the magma stone the treasure of stark mountain the founder that makes me the greatest trainer out of everyone thanks you all helped it happen oof oh that was wicked the volcano's in shock from that i'd be so shocked about erupt that i can't happen see your dad say hi to that zippity trainer buddy he's just gonna leave oh the volcano might erupt oh how that's so cool bye to be fair the volcano's about to erupt i'm going to leave as a reasonable decision yeah but like if he caused it not so much maybe you know like ah here you can't just be doing that like kick the beehive and ran off there there got your gramps to put the magma stone back that magma stone was keeping the pokemon the volcano under control all right though i can go put it back myself [Music] unfortunately when you go all the way here you now have to walk back to the volcano it's a good stroke it's the legs legs moving the blood pumping there she is this is a real cool pokemon i love this one like fire steel is such a cool type combination too level 70 my god stands for okay sir oh calculator jefferson bro like jefferson you got to calm down you can't hit that hard use a dive ball i'll try and catch it with the dive ball yeah i have five of them i'll give it a go just because it'll look kind of funny he's like he ran and he's like water ball give it a go [Music] we're getting two on it okay last dive ball [Music] instant timer is actually very good for this one the color scheme kind of matches up i'll switch to those in a little bit oh that's a crit dusk it is i'm getting very lucky with some of these catches and if we check the pokedex now national manafi cresselia giratina reggie gigas iran not quite palkia but the alga a zelf messberg ooxy roton every base game legendary has been acquired we can do a slight bit of digging for the mystery shirts so i found a few of these when i was digging before basically they're kind of like a purple looking one oh that's a rare shard you get three of those that's one of the plates that's another one we got them all we are just on a roll [Music] we're doing well where are you some people just get very like what's going on on their end well the archaeological dig site wasn't progress was too slow just a trial and a hammer so we brought a jackhammer how's it going man great to have you guys we got one that's a large one that's another legendary right there five of them and one of them if i get one more small one that's three okay thanks we like the idea of a bunch of people just huddled together beating on a wall with a hammer together it's even better when you think about why we're doing it it's like there's precious stones in here and we're all just smashing the wall distortion slate that's a new one that wasn't here before extortion room distortion zone okay i'm buying this i need to know what that does okay we're gonna do distortion last let's do let's get the other ones in here we go oh please survive this thank you elon wish oh god thank god that didn't work that actually kills itself i guess it's because it's like a wild pokemon i can't use it premiere ball [Music] that was the best one all day no i i don't press anything i just wait and see [Music] no influence because it works oh they're looking at each other okay johto slate i love how it's like a game boy color cartridge for the jojo's light this can't be paralyzed can it it's electric type we gotta catch it without status you know this is one where if i get it with the quick ball it's not the worst here we go [Music] not today oh that's scary quick attack onstar after with half i think that should be fine [Music] getting the ball doggo slash cat it is debatable if they're like cats or dogs isn't it i think beasts is what they are generally referred to i've just always called them dogs oh hey we got it distortion is giratina but we already [ __ ] caught puritan oh [ __ ] distortion the world is back let's use it extortion slate fit perfectly pedestal started shining oh uh well let's let's do our best we get two this is like a shadow form [Music] go master ball oh [ __ ] it's level 100 [Music] okay destiny bond right let's go inflate paralysis all the same speed doesn't matter anymore now it's level 100 views moves without much care for azel dazzle [Music] oh god most of this is just going to one shot kill you're fine let us you've served most of your job [Music] keep going paralysis is using destiny bond again oh [ __ ] if it kills me with destiny bond it kills itself doesn't it i should probably switch this is getting kind of risky all right i know a guy go on god [Music] oh gosh he's in trouble we can weaken him a little bit more crunch unboost it will not kill oh come on god god's dead come on jeff you surf okay it's in the red i mean if we can get it in this you can't throw a pokeball oh okay it's like a super boss oh i should have just killed it but all right um oh you speed [Music] we did [Music] i think that well i mean that probably makes more sense then because you already had caught a giratina earlier we probably could have kept god alive though oh god and it's upside down as well of course it is oh no i'm upside down we found the gracious orb okay that that actually is quite a cute little nod and acknowledgment even if we're missing most of the platinum content they did do something for giratina's alternate form the origin form which came with platinum um so the gracious orb if you give it to giratina it transforms and you get that form of it so this is the form that they release platinum with this is like how giratina appears on the box for platinum uh and normally what you did before is you would actually go into the distortion world in platinum and you would fight like giratina there but how they seem to have done it here is like because platinum is cut they've just done a little nod to it at least with a distortion room which is something basically loses its legs yeah i see you later pokemon platinum that's been good [Music] you

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Published: Wed Dec 01 2021