TOP 40 Funniest Facebook Marketplace FAILS | Alonzo Lerone

get a dictionary all right first off we have a starry night van gogh penny for twenty dollars i remember hearing about van gogh an art class van gogh was blind or death one of them and this comment says is it an original you think an original van gaal patty 20 look at the bag for crying out loud i remember going to the flea market and having these paintings like that it wasn't twenty dollars so it was like five bucks hit me up for more details and information i don't even know if if that's birth control pills or this one is selling an lg phone for thirty dollars y'all get this phone is not in the picture because i used it to take the photo but it's that exact height length and width hit me up if interesting you could there's a mirror in your house right it's not like you're playing in the hunger games i don't have another camera other than this phone's camera to take a pic so i just use my hands to show the height and width someone is really trying to sell this phone edible panties only sell them because i didn't know my boyfriend didn't like licorice oh who likes licorice that size large but you can eat around the waistband and re-tie smaller only one like new like new condition that's that scares me right there forty dollars so pissed off trying to decide if this is a joke or not it was only for an hour plus i sprayed febreze on the map the kind that comes back i'm not gonna lie my friends my my my friends my under friend me after i tell them this but we can go like four months without washing the bed sheets we just be spraying clean for freezing when someone was gone into buying this tv what never bind off facebook again real talk i'm about ready to cry done gave me a big flat ass board i'm thinking it's a 55 inch smart tv i should have checked first oh god they really gave him a board i didn't know what he was talking about he spelled bored i didn't know what it was this is two dollars a gallon of gas uh i i feel like that's just bottles of paint for sale 380 for both or 180 for each in perfect condition hold up all right let me do the math here 180 times two all right 360. all right so what i'd rather do is i'm gonna get one go to the car and drop one of them suckers off turn back around and get the your math doesn't add up you say 380 for both but 180 for each 180 times two is 360 yes sir that is my price if you buy both i take 20 off so that would be 340 for both not 380 right so if you are charging 380 dollars for both that means you are making someone pay 20 more to buy both and then the seller comes back talking about sorry they're 160 dollars for one and 360 dollars for both all right hold on let me do the math again 160 times 2 equals 320 dollars my one of a kind hand drawn picture of angelina jolie only asking 50 serious increase only man that looks like that looks like caitlyn jenner i know i'm not the only one that thinks that green chair recliner oh that's the fugliest chair i've ever i am asking up to five hundred dollars for an inbox me for a offer is in great condition it's very comfy selling because have no room for it someone said i would have paid you five dollars six hundred dollar tenant bed sixteen bowl 13 minute bed i did not know they still made tanning beds y'all i'm crying for these marketplaces it costs 10.95 to replace bulbs but bulbs are up to date bed will need a 220 plug-in only one person has ever tanned in it and it's being sold because she found out she had skin cancer [Music] all right someone overseas is selling the golf putter for 25 pounds all right so i think this is good right hi is this still for sale hi yes i still have it are you interested yes mate where can you meet me i'm an east calibre if you come and pick it up you can have it for 20 pounds i've been offered 20 pounds for it already but you messaged first let me know either way cheers i may am going to meet some giza for a new puddle wanna come with me and we'll just do him in and take it off him that was meant for my pal but it's not about you where do you live jesus you probably got blocked and reported warning this guy was supposed to buy our washer dryer machine for 150 pounds he wanted to see it working first so i think i've read this before if his memory serves right i feel like he watched his clothes and then left i think hold up he wanted to see it working first and asked if he could do a load of laundry after he finished he said let me go get the money got in his car [Music] the adjective of it all made it even ten times funnier than it was he said he drove away with his clean club pictures five dollars each valpo and meat at burger king on 30. does the naked body come with the two 10k 14k gold grills oh my god 35 for what did you forget to take the mouth out i just i just want to know is that a dead person's mouth this is a krispy kreme donut free for anyone the seller says i thought i could eat a whole dozen but i got khan sick on the last few you can have the last one if you want it disclaimer while supplies last supply that's what you meant to say right because i only see one doughnut while supply less if i get to feeling better i made it weed items 36 pounds is this available yes still available do you have actual weed no scratch that thank you three seater contempo sofa only six months old fits with most decor real wood frame is seen in pink may include throw pillows at ascii price very comfortable and fits most any decor as you can see it's simply too big for my room that's not all i see what and that is that poop in the back here is tartan paint for 30 actually that looks nice i don't know what the tartan paint is but plague is coming back believe it or not plaid plaid is coming back here's an old freezer for free listed 26 minutes ago i feel like that frieza seen a few dead bodies and it's like actually i feel like those the one with the grill in the mouth that grill probably came from that dead body in that freezer here's a drone for 250 you know damn well that's no one's drone what are you doing if that's the case i have a drone right here 250 dollars you out of your kite picking mine that's the mrs wooden sign 10 pounds so you're telling me all right let me get this straight you telling me that i can get a block of wood and write mr and mrs and earn 10 pounds for that sucker here's a free mini vibrating plunger takes two double a batteries i don't even want to know here's a oh my gosh someone is selling underwear on oh did i tell you someone asked me for my underwear mind i'm just gonna go on with this one hey there are you a big fat boy i bet you all need some undies i bet you do well today is your lucky day my friend my loss is your game got six pairs of seven excel boxer briefs new never worn well tried one on for about a hot minute and i swear i did scratch door farting why are you selling it i don't understand that then i realized no me likey i have a particularly picky tushy and he wasn't feeling it you know now the time and money i lose just to ship them back makes me just what to turn them into fancy rags all right let me tell y'all this right now a lot of people since we're talking about grammar over here a lot of people have mistaken your and your they don't know the difference of it but now there's a new generation that confuses loose and lose i don't know why i don't know if they're trolling if they mean to do it but something we need to try to we need to try to do something about this but then i got a better idea why don't i just pay it forward to another fellow fatty like myself us big guys gotta watch each other's back or back size as the case may be so you once here's a doorknob collection 550 dollars i'm just gonna say this i'm not gonna knock anyone's hobbies but i've never seen these many different doors in my life i feel like someone will actually pay for these so you go you go right ahead don't let me don't let me stop you don't let me stop your shine here's a fake titty for holding bottles what ten dollars listed over a week ago there's a reason because nobody's gonna find that here's a mix condition metal shed for 350 dollars y'all i don't even have to see the second pick to look at the rest this is not a joke if you don't mean to really want to buy this awesome excellent shape shed then don't pm me i am so sick and tired of butt wipes standing me up i am throwing a free grill as well with this purchase just the free grill look like that is the free grill in mint condition too i have to know before i pm all right we have a 56 dollar water bottle okay how did you even find how did you get to that price it disturbs my spirit that you did not say 55 or 60 about six ounces of water bottle not included you know what i don't facebook marketplace i'm not gonna even question it here's a half a bottle of diet coke for one pound only half a bottle left but it tastes better than a normal diet coke doesn't it looks like you left some of your back washed in the tank bottle i taste it right now this is a used plastic cup a fusion and i feel like this is from the same person this is a baby hedgehog oh my gosh are they in danger because i wouldn't mind getting a hedgehog but cash might play with it too hard because squeaky toys does not last in this household i'll tell you that someone is selling a left hand one left hand thirty years old left hand for thirty dollars here's a size two cynthia lynette what is that euc used only for a couple cycles too firm for me is that a satin pillow what are what are you selling what is the two cynthia lynette anybody need a casket one owner slightly used been down once for three years just pull back up because we decided to go a different role two hundred dollars of best offer hit me up you need to hit up the family what did you do to that body this one is selling her heart for one dollar y'all and there's tears streaming down her face i can't do this today i just need love i feel so bad a lot cause we all been there oh my gosh we all been there this is the casting couch i did this before but i didn't know there were comments on this one selling a gently used couch for anybody interested it has seen the good and bad but always provides a fun time someone said are those mayonnaise things i'm seeing when i zoom in can you send a photo of you shining a black light on it oh sorry y'all if y'all don't find this funny or know where that couch is from you guys are still innocent and you need to treasure it oh that was cringey right now i'm just saying y'all need to treasure that innocence really bottle that sucker up a picture of some hands don't really know much about it but it's 25 you could have just for sale an aussie snowman needs repair 25 y'all i kid you not i looked at this thing for at least two minutes and i just realized the snow the snowman melted [Music] but the carrot is still intact so y'all better jump up on it my gosh sorry what is that what is that bad cat skull was encrusted with turquoise 800 children found dead bobcat and mountains father and kids encrusted it with turquoise very beautiful art piece bringing nature back to life family is very proud of 800 or best offer y'all i don't know if they saw pet cemetery or not but y'all need to check upon oh my god is she still alive and this is a barbecue cooler combo for 800 bucks i couldn't even get that out you got to be out of your mind and then we have a ten bar stool bottom what do we need with a bar stool bottom i don't know and for 30 you can buy this new five pound note let me tell y'all something in london london in australia i don't know what it is about your currency but y'all do y'all iron that thing because every note that i get when i travel abroad is crisp but i don't know what it is but uh i feel like i'm losing my money if i'm paying thirty dollars for a five pound note here's a box for macbook pro 15 inches for 20 now i'm not gonna lie to y'all at least they were honest it's just the box now don't get confused i broke a cam bearing and the motor everything else is good and must go taking offers and free motor just the block you pick it up for one dollar y'all if you you couldn't even pay me a dollar to re-read this there's a damaged king-sized mattress was in a flood so it's had some water stays make me an offer i'm gonna send you my doctor's bill if you ch i'm nothing in my life boxes of clothes one buck actually but this one reminds me of those mystery boxes that was trending i actually did a mystery box video on youtube but this one i would actually pay a dollar for this give me a thumbs up if you don't thumbs up anyway cause you will thumb thumbs up as you cuz you because you will thumb thumbs up but with that being said up

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Length: 17min 5sec (1025 seconds)

Published: Wed Apr 17 2019