Dumbest Fails #62 | Hilarious Translation FAILS | TOP 80

get a dictionary to the naked eye this does look like a fire extinguisher but due to due to the space in that little square it is a hand grenade and please no trash in this bed only poisonous and evil rubbish on this menu we do have kumquat with lemon and a whatever and whatever you do please do not go to this park it is a racist Park this could be one of your favorite it's a toilet it's a one place one dream kind of place you think that toilet was good well y'all better go to this toilet because it is a place of prayer so toilets are very nice internationally I see y'all can dream y'all can pray either one now this is not a sign you guys want to pass because there could be a misfire who says beware I miss one child shredded this one is entitled you are the best saving water you are the best urinating into the pool you are the best busting timely you are the best protecting public property you are the best China is one polite place now this one looks like a bargain offer only 2027 tuna Mayo prawn Mayo smoked salmon and a Kratz dead you don't want to crap stick for two dollars and 20 cents you better go ahead and get this french crap only stupid dollars 90 set up pal I know that you guys might have a hard time about choosing a meat fried cat ear or a fried spools out the rotten child it is fair season oh my god they're so nice of their man they the trees are even nice they have a please don't kiss me don't touch me oh that ain't nice that victory is meanest please don't kiss me don't touch me don't even look at me and if you cut me we're gonna have some problem this is what happens when you don't leave a tip cheese oh my gosh I really thought oh I was about to say it says I like your smile but unlike you put your shoes on my face put your shoes on my face this is a meet muscles stupid Peaks proud I just said how nice your heart throughout this whole video and now the trees I mean the bean sprouts are stupid this is a love in the butt you think this tattoo is artistic this means chicken noodle soup it's speaking of stupid tattoos if you don't want chicken noodle soup on your back for everyone to see while you're at the beach we have I don't eat meat 88 but me buying if you're hungry this is not the menu for you because we had to burn never in my wildest thoughts I would think an L had that much of the difference in the English vocabulary does according to down this is not a dumpling this is a dumpy and it doesn't for now is brown and I just found what that dumping probably came out of it came out it came out of the weekly special for only 2099 this goal they have no the spinning cloth exedra handbag what kind of handbags are spinning don't heard of a discount no this is a discount this is a hill a steep hill so you have to make sure you slip and fall down carefully that's the only time Cassie's gonna be in this video because I know a lot of y'all just want to see cares someone had the nerve to tweet me and say I only subscribe for cash and you know what I do believe it if you don't like that Hill this sign my appeal to you is not a slip-and-fall carefully it's a beware of safety you cannot be too safe in these trees if you've been to China before this sign might look familiar it is on an isle that has everything but vegetable because they're like faster balls actually this product might be on it oh I wonder what kind of flavor that is and if you're not that hungry to eat something this beast thing it war roasted meat sauce alley is not what a real value you cannot through hard work and hard to get oh is this is a scrubber a high-performance oh my god before everything I already know I have performance fast-acting products for innocent tableware tableware is innocent now you're doing too much how y'all gonna tell me the trees are mean but the tableware is innocent now this is a chocolate twice vanilla I don't know so does that mean it's chocolate chocolate vanilla or chocolate vanilla chocolate these are some important things we must know now I don't know a lick of Chinese or Japanese but I would say y'all this no matter how many glasses I bid to I will not even think this man please don't touch yourself let us help you to try out whatever you do don't order the green stuff because they rape when cream stuffs oh my god if you're not comfortable of eating in China come on down to India where you can get dr. cheaters can't I wish you would and this is a collection of all the stupid tattoos in the world we have mad dog a slippery & poor's clerk this menu might look appetizing as fries spring cold chicken a chicken with pine nuts garlic chicken wings and a duck until exploded what is an exploded consumption of the elderly and children consumptions of the elderly and children to adults accompanies segmented eating with the spoon do not play hole eating this product I don't understand what's going on oh my god I caved in and bought these candles from a facebook ad and I will do a video on that and other products I bought very soon I purchased this for my mom's birthday the directions were confusing as hell number one direct lip products top erect ladders far cry and number three please before the flea blew out the candles on burns I don't know what I just read I was afraid to even light that thing and whatever you do do not know lo do not animals pleased with the animal maintenance distance guarded against its injure is the gate gonna keep from the distance I don't understand and why does it look like he's got bit already begun got scratched y'all don't get me an injured person on this date you already gotta take we have Airports Authority of India now I wouldn't involve y'all in this alright y'all think this is number one do not walk on the carpet number two do not piss all the carpet or number three do not lay on the carpet you guys picked one two three you guys are all wrong because this is do not eat the carpet it is strictly prohibited okay does this menu look good y'all because if it does y'all last it because this is ice cream in there if that ice cream doesn't look good y'all better go to this Erbil International Hotel because Paul is dead dick somebody done got Paul Paul was my homie man [Applause] no this doesn't have to be in India this it doesn't even have to be in China but there are a few high-maintenance chicks the laws in America we might not be bold enough to say it but there is a high-maintenance chick salon up in there and I man please do not feel obligated to stay and I make these chicks long my god it's right on the corner do that happenstance beyond day our control this elevator is so broken now you think Paul was dead young Paul is dead and we got dead children slowly playing dead slow children playing I'll be afraid I'm across the street this is still in India I assume and it's a syllabic admirer so let me get this straight Polly dead y'all killing children and chickens are y'all feeling dumb while reading this because there is a serious there's cheese I'm about to be I'm not be paralyzing some food that no cheese no amount of cheese is that good this is a Nazi dental laboratory is this I'm not going to know a Miss perfumery and give I smell some back lawn in my life but it is so bad I smelled this coming from the stratum or a proper service please turn on the vacuum cleaner when using the shower no I just found out y'all trying to murder me too ain't trying to be what Paul is Paul is dead thank you for not smoking okay this is a baboon with chocolate it's cream milk with coconut you men I think I've got what Paul is man Paul is in that coconut this means anyone obeying the swimming-pool regulations may be required to leave now lips I'm assuming of coming over there so common they eat all their bonus lands for $64.99 and let me but 64 what does let me taste for ordinal alamak they are lawfully among goals please do not feed the flamingos well first off that is not a flamingo special women just are not allowed to enter the man never whoa this means please do not drop but in the toilet bowl goal I just want to talk with Bill last night and I had to $5 boxes and I'm telling y'all I honestly felt five hours later that my butt hit that toilet bowl flop and I mean your nabob chicken of your mother you have adulterous meat and adulterous vegetables vegetables don't even stand a chance up in this world speaking of vegetables this is a broccoli salad with pea shoots in salted almonds I just got used to almond milk now I don't know what a decompile is master I'm Lou and I'll be smelling now these are automatic doors so do not try to open or close the doors manual no I was doing [ __ ] in this menu we have lemongrass frog technology buddies oh my god am I gonna be tasting metal and I hope y'all do like technology because these fish smsc thinking is angry and if you guys had an extension on your taxes this year you guys have 15 days in Georgia's death bather and these are pregnant bags oh just when I thought it was the end I'll have pregnant bags up in here bring it back what is a pregnant bag into the hamper control now I know one thing that can't get pregnant as these but sweet shop it is forbidden to trow nothing down the toilet that makes perfect sense to arrival hole better known as to the arrival of the but sweet shop God don't let the bus sweet shop will come on down to the next problem okay y'all could've just said nuts why why are you gonna add problem to it what is the problem so we have a complete little problem this must be from a chef that don't give a damn they're talking about fried crap with curry sauce is crap do not try it I don't damn now the irony of this all this is English 102 but they're talking about this is grammar and writing now this one is a notice for you guys to always swing between two red yellow flags is this for the colorblind I just found out what's in the classroom for this English grammar and writing it's the English Hedgehog please help us save water breast flush button twice so you want us to press the button twice to save water what is going on over here Street will not be able to walk while eating please eat here please don't he throw toilet in the WC I don't know the fascination with you guys are toys y'all not gonna pray y'all not ever gonna dream because these bathrooms are useless now this is a Reb Shack fresh fish if you like hot bread this is not the place for you because this is bread with cold before are you horny folks please do not penetrate in the zoo and beware broken grass and please beware this tiny grass is dreaming that is the cutest thing I've ever heard this is a wild germ her pea soup with crisp oh you don't want no herpes Chris well they have a deformed man special you all right now y'all now that is too much now y'all did not have to do that thumbs up if you don't thumbs up anyway cuz you feel dumb thumbs up because you cuz you real thumb one comes in [Music]

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Length: 13min 8sec (788 seconds)

Published: Wed Oct 04 2017