Dumbest Fails #76 | Facebook Marketplace and DUMB POSTS

get a dictionary so I haven't did a dumbest fails and probably too much right now you know what this is probably my 75th or 76 one I lost count after the tenth one it doesn't even matter the reason why I'm doing it is because on Instagram little not X said say one more home phobic thing to me and that is why we are here what is wrong with that cat she's pretty Ghana better than that on Facebook we have some unusual Birkenstocks size 42 it's oh my gosh is jolly the Green Giant wearing up to $80 firm fastest pick up from downtown or willing to deliver within boundaries I don't even know why they capitalized the being batteries though but that is not slightly used I know that much James is probably bored that Valentine recommends merriam-webster yeah that must be someone he went to class we're not suddenly anything for free I need a job I am willing to do anything I am two mouths pregnant but like I said she spelled pregnant right but can you spell mine but like I said anything will help thank you so much and please no bad comment don't sell anything from this woman she's passing all kind of fit money a woman's intuition is oh my gosh John says never miss cheat yourself out of honest relationship never miss chick never mistreat yourself out of an honest relationship I'm getting too good at work at the liquor stone 245 to 10 at this point I'm gonna turn this way because I don't want to at this point I honestly don't know if people are doing this on purpose or the really stupid I really hate having burger makes you feel dizzy and all that weird stuff and all you I wish maybe it's the background that's making people not know how to spell but I am getting tired of this Facebook thing right here you know I've been on Facebook just as long as I've been on YouTube but I'm almost tired of seeing statuses in this big old background nowadays because it's like a target it's like a target it's easy to see you miss no stop someone is selling a reborn newborn baby I handmade it I'm telling that must be that same chick from the last video a few days ago her daughter who I drew from scratch in my own body okay you know what your daughter is not a muffin she's not a cat anybody could help out with a long more heard that would be great I am in need of a l'amour is that a face cream I need of a l'amour to mow my backyard so my kids can play in that anything would be appreciated thank you in advance and God bless you yes god bless I've had for a while I don't use it and it just has to be tuned but in great conversation message me your best offer can you just imagine can you imagine how great that conversation would be if it was through tank build me up god this legs cramps are the worst is it because I'm perfect game never had this before in of is in oh I know I'll be okay as long as I have my boys with me in of is in of I know I'll be okay as long as I have my boys with me I don't know what I I don't know what she saying I just hope her boys at least help her out just a little bit we are so sorry there is no happy meal toys good use what what is that good news set of titties for sale good good you upgraded the Sony gone wait how did you let me take it out your body hello miles oh just like y'all I'm getting blurry all of a sudden no miles would just have to pay for installation ask you 200 for both or 100 apiece and even finsih size these slightly used to be looking for a garden to ball and shares if anyone selling any peacefully to me no issue thanks your girl just graduated ran late college class of 2016 and 18 minutes ago she said four years ago I graduated from Renly now in 2016 you graduated and all of a sudden is four years ago two thousand seventeen eighteen nineteen I just want to make sure I'm right there our Easter dinner and my first time making double a student right into drown a student with per Virginia if he wouldn't stop looking at her so she is so she trying to clamp a host and so got home from work about three hours and a half can't sleep so I decided to wash my show and play catch-up France number one then good doctor last the resident watched two episodes there holy cow last episode was hella intestines just finished it and still not tire so cartoon time yay no sleeve you know I tell you what I'll give you some advices there are a lot of other things to watch there's PBS and doesn't Sesame Street teach you how to spell I'm just saying that's the cartoon that can because it is car to write or a live act here's a ward drop for free I don't know what a ward drop if is it gonna drop are we selling us in the reflection I honestly don't know horn is fake I tried seducing my stepmom now I'm homeless song isn't a place it's a people is this the same person that was homeless because looking to get a kick in it and we still on Facebook y'all Facebook marketplace that is all it's like Narnia it's a whole new realm up in there I was beaten up as a whole new world let me tell you something so people are mad on Twitter because Disney casted hailey Bailey as the new mermaid as Arielle and let me tell you something first off I thought it was Halle Berry but all I know is this a lot of people are mad because Arielle is suddenly black but a lot of people are talking about woulded Princess Tiana was white no one would go on because that would never happen do y'all do you know D do y'all even see movies in war do you know the plot a princess in the frog made a good TV show did you already finish Wentworth I know I benched watch how can I find a touch huh for my five-year-old someone commented a friend of hers commented you and him both is one of my friends ever call me out on Facebook I'm blocking him and their life oh my god working out of school can be so boring at times good thing I'm here myself oh there it's cool wanna come catch him if you think you can handle them these handsome free me to different ends so we in two hands for the price of one my book on shelves be in bookstores everywhere and jails and where my Angie wrote a book [Music] people people that write a whole ugly book don't notice but this is almost the end of the world I feel it this is almost the end of the world so please make sure y'all like this video and do not forget to join my channel I put that link in the description box all right I'm just letting y'all know just to hear my child and her father breathe and their sleep is a blessing to me it's an aphrodisiac that's why I'm still up do y'all realize when people spell in all caps it makes it this is what it sounds like I know other people are like it doesn't bother me but this is what I read when I see that all right you ready [Music] - well buy some cats now I'ma be single forever you might my husband is take me tomorrow for soaping what should I buy a dictionary I'm looking for a river cheap or free washer and Dyer and carpet cleaner that can be delivered to Georgetown Kentucky that's it oh that's all you're looking for because I got a few things that you can give Rita a wreath on line down with it the first part was pretty mediocre I don't know what they said but I will say I found it entertaining to watch you try to open the box with one hand while filming with the other a jolly good okay you know what's funny you were struggling or what's rate which made me struggle but you were struggling that first sentence but you but you wanna stop for the rest of this alein I need your advice and your boyfriend is your is cheated in love with him still too thin but to go him live what will I do Oh the left cells of my right cells hey Jimmy ping-pong 10 is everything you think they were just going back and forth if you're hungry while watching this you guys can treat yourself to a good steak quesadilla he'll Cole says I'm looking for a guy who was really trusting and healthy you must have both kidneys nonsmoker and not be a big drinker or take any drugs that could damage the liver oh forget about the cheese challenge is the tortilla challenge people don't have to spell kcd on snapchat people don't know how to spell tortilla on Instagram did y'all deejay and speak of the challenge did y'all hear about that he'll come back Alan I have a sordid electrical material for sale if you need anything electrical I should have it only 123,000 for Jenna $56 Oh are you giving me the hall Grandy's is selling cinnamon rolls for a dollar and 59 cents anchored imagine miss saloon owner arrested charged up you know I hate when people say saloons when they spell saloon like that cuz I feel like it's the 1700s again well not that I was living there I'm just saying my dad watches the bangbang shoot-'em-up movies all the time and it's a little even supposed to be spelled like that anymore or every time I hear salon you are all man I've made you guys all look stupid cuz she is salted somebody sure we're not the only one that looks too I'm just gonna let telling me that I'm very articulate or well-spoken isn't a compliance so I wanna selling a good set of teeth for $80 selling my grandma's full teeth set only born three times only reason I'm selling is because she owes me money so I took her teeth are you do you know what your grandma did for you and you're gonna just like someone got a reflection room pass okay this will be 2019 I'm never in my life part of a reason for referral spoiled and game ending well first all that kid need to be expelled you're not going to spoil know how and you know what this this is what really grinds my gears is that people wait like literally all their life for something like endgame and the person and it's a kid on top of that watched it told people and did think you didn't need a reflection room pass for brand new dippers for twenty dollars over fifty dippers new horn sighs well what does diapers have to do with that post I don't see any tobacco whatsoever looking to get a kitten or to my son what's the kitten what does a hamburger and fries and a jalapeno pepper have to do anything with your son or a kid I don't understand is that what is Fred Facebook must have a glitch is gonna has been going down every ten days anyway one thing you can't buy is swag I know one thing you can buy their tooth fairies I am only accepting twenty dollars anything lower than expected will be packed back under pillow I need me a chocolate girl they say black hood the berry sweats her the chose bonfire night with the boys dirt road fund headed to play looking to use these magnums I got 24 pack we are ladies good honest employees family environment I'm - what if the zombie a pack of lids really happened it's too early for this yes it's tool is too early for any of this we are looking chef cook Poppins restaurant and ye Oval Apple within she hungry was so happy to say I accepted a job with KD MC I really hope that's a radio sing oh I can think of is samaa vanilla everywhere tensions get your dentures only $32 lightly used integers $32 the best offer full price offers come with the helping of second-hand corn someone saw the dentist's office look I'm not knocking your side hustle but whoa what does secondhand corn gonna do what birth control y'all are absent she probably pregnant right now if you use an Aston its coat rack for her a coat rack for $100 y'all we are trying to sell this coat rack that was just sitting in my grandmother's basement first 100 gifts it okay first off you have a hundred of those sitting in your basement and second all that looks like that looks like a summons for Jesus Christ my water pump break baby going come early I'm glad I saw this I'm 26 single and happy doing what I want and I'm going to collage as bonus ain't let any female prevent me for doing what I have to do you go to college my if you don't thumbs up anyway cuz you feel thumb numb thumbs up as to cut you cut you real thumbs up thumbs up

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Length: 17min 0sec (1020 seconds)

Published: Fri Jul 05 2019