Dumbest Fails On The Internet #56 | The IDIOTS are back!

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y'all to canal my show you got life all the way bent back you've got life by the way you don't need to be watching Fox you need to be watching UPN colossal Iran what's wrong with cash cash is in my wallet but cash what the K is right behind he's probably living here with the wall and speaking of Twitter someone has sent me this if you guys are thirty you can go in that store and have your choice of drinks not thirsty thirty thirty years old is it extra class or people dressed up as one I'll cook you a clown I have a weed Hobbit really bad what is a weed hobby I hope she learned her lesson about what we went though and she won't do it again because I need a breathable damn have been in h-town your name saundh so for Millia but anyways your name sounds so familiar but anyways how you loo doing and thanks for asset P me can I call you on T yo Rick word you know what that question that stance was so the question mark said I am NOT going to get involved in this this just in man fell dead in Cemetery a man found dead and simmer to my eye was twitching you know a parents on October 28th your kid your great great your great great great great are gonna be taking on October 28th 21:06 2001 I'm not this group is disgusting you're bullies you shut up on the real tip are you want to cause someone bully and you tell them to kill themselves my patience is really being tested right now my - there are no words - yeah my doctor said I don't know how you're walking like you are so soon you're strong to be doing that went and got a checkup and x-rays that's the x-ray of your leg you owe my future co-star raven-symoné said choosing vibrations that feel good to my soul real happiness news is from your pores when subway abs jalapenos to your sandwich anyone have those plastic clear drink depth sensor thingies that I can bear Rose Sunday why don't anybody gives me favors are these people in the same group I work at the Starbucks in Lexington Kentucky and if anybody asked me to write trump on their cuff I was bad I have been fired from my job at the Starbucks in Lexington Kentucky this lady in social services got a whole gold team she a ho go I'm Severn he is very need right now get that boy some heat because Hinkle yo I swear this man on the bus smells like gal for real how do you smell like that I'm doing this video and I'm doing this is the airplane chemistry engine but if you're feeling horny or hungry start your morning with a sausage in your butt for all it $1 and Burger King wants you guys to try their enormous egg now who is doing this for real now if I was with my kid driving and I saw that and if an enormous penis ain't right for you guys they have a New York cheesecake for only $99 I'm ready to go to McDonald for that sausage on Orla I need a boyfriend that will shred me like a princess tread someone needs to go to McDonald on this season a full house a brutal war took a boy's family a mercenary commander takes his youth in this war the demons come for everyone oh my house came a long way Calvin has mucus concert on November 17th at 6:30 a mucus a music concert learning CSS namaste when is Steve Jobs returning from retirement you lots are just trolling his work Steve Jobs is not returning you know what I am having a bad exit the atactic they so are you having that while you're typing it stupid ass you damn right since look I don't know what his sister said but Jeremy doctor rocks and Glass Houses because clearly the Salvation Army is raising over 1.1 million dollars to the Red Kettle drive so basic and spell writing a Braille or tongue to sing opinions this was sent to me on Twitter someone talking about studium I'd pay huge black ops 3 I'd paid and how to grow mango fruit tree from seed I'd paid and this is in one screen one shot oh my god word of advice never tried to cremate your deceased pet in your other I was looking at my oven hours imagining cash in there I'm so sorry cash not only is it the worst smell imaginable they do not turn to ashes they just burn this day did not start off good you hey then I'll give you guys two seconds to tell me what's wrong with this picture two seconds only just a bunch of tattoos and my diploma would be amazing well one out of two ain't bad now I went to the party store and I noticed that this chocolate ice cream is only 384 I saw a chocolate ice cream at my door during Halloween oh good morning everyone yes I am up me at 5:47 when I didn't go to Best to one shower is done and was a worm by to help my little sister with her homework a one what is they gonna do with this just take your steak sauce have himself to bed he's my sprite and am all time to get into the Christmas spirit for lease maybe dad listen I know some people do this on purpose but you did not need to bring your dog into this fake mask you missed us hey this video is sponsored by Simpsons what a dick sponge it's a liger as a lolly spice but I can't cuz all I can see is that I think a wet towel makes hands King hmm would anyone like to buy a mannequin not using it anymore I'm not using a dictionary either how can you guys not know how to spell American when home I was dumb laughs two months was filled with nothing about man in Challenger decanting our Christmas tree with my little man that cat thing here's some good fruit out for you guys a practical garloo bronze word for only 209 dollars oh it's so down but $225 a great Caribbean transition at keys it doesn't matter it's sold out that reminds me of Nordstrom's someone someone was selling a rock for like $69 our pet rock and it sold out this iPhone trend getting longer oh what's one of your fetishes proper grammar well then you're in luck it's fall oh my god I want a sexy guy calendar you mean walk in the Dougs and a guy asked me are they Jack Russells now mate they're mine who sent me this all I want to do is smoke myself to a comma a comma a post an x-ray or whatever then she called up her baby instant unfollow in a sad way all right I don't know what's got an x-ray on eunnarae what's that a body wave you know what is that babyrage what is that called oh my god my IQ is drop it is literally dropping right now this is where President Kennedy got the last fetal shot in his brain no is not the last fatal shot why no one shot his baby what is permit officer I swear quit being racist before I commit suicide this is a chimney before and this is a chimney after hmm I know who not the call when I finally move into my new house one kids cheeseburger and that has your finally gone what you know what I'm surprised you didn't spell the emojis wrong and Blake why you like that man parlor [ __ ] do paw up per ear porn star $0.99 Oh a porn star falling master oh my god people are so damn arrogant I hope whoever did this get sky can't wait to get my first kiss this Christmas under the mistletoe you know what I said this on Facebook and I say it again if I ever see that I will throw up on you I will throw up in your mouth and another fruit but it's a pot of gold and these fruit a key lime pie only 253,000 if you guys are in Bedford Virginia they have a stand-up mirror for only $30 a mirror the mirror the doll or something with my daughter grand and son-in-law making their TV debut I'm glad you were not in charge of that closed caption that lasagna looks crisp that's my daughter ladies if you and BAE have to take a round of you to an exotic island for here where would y'all go to the library round of you what is Rhonda viewing anything about to eat the most delicious LGBTQ be the first to like this only at Walmart what's wrong with this I don't there's a reason why no one like that and it's been 76 weeks and speaking of walmart walmart has seedless watermelons and the front when you walk in so make sure you get one no offense but I need more interviews like this I am NOT clicking on that picture are you doing the interview don't go to the beauty show go to the beauty Hall right down the street all right you know Kaitlyn I don't know who Kaitlyn is but I know dang oh well she lied I ordered these online paid a little over 40 each there extends peels their penis enhancing pills their penis and handsome pills sick and still trying to clock hours I swear money is the root of all evil oh my god the leaf bowlers outside are so loud and annoying then I get dressed my birthday Santa be up up oh god I'm already know in change my password these hoes play too much can't hack me now and look you can keep who wants to hack you use the blinker well tell what's up then y'all fight over her and that wasn't the box out what the [ __ ] you say to be honest I don't know what does anyone know what Betty is saying I'm giving out rotisserie chickens to trick or treaters tonight who don't get my brother a rotisserie chicken when he went trick-or-treating Wow rotisserie chickens I would have been like you know what that house down the street you better go there and take a little brothers and sister McDonald's is open so are we you know no offense people about to give that sausage for what for one dollar I'm still on that yo these twins are always torching their brother tortured the what oh you are on Facebook witnessing this mess never a dull moment with them good I really don't know how cute does it there we go again you having three females at same time and they faked knowing it you don't even hide what is up with people in these exes I swear guys my cast light never turns off Oh life stresses me out then get some gas oh I get the juice I give the juice and get soos you call her Stefan I call what you misspelled angel no identity yes you did ladies if you want a kabuki free sample you can't get it from here because there's one sad what's that far as iOS can change the gun emoji to a water gun when I use the gun I mean I literally want to kill myself no Skoosh my temple we some tap water the water gun emoji is Alisa your worries battle my girl a Louie Vuitton purse she gonna be happy is she and last but not least if you guys need to I remover watching artists I know a good place that sells it for only forty three thousand ninety percent I'm sorry but I'm gonna need this thumbs up if you don't thumbs up anyway cuz you will bum-bum-bum zoster cuz you cuz you [Music]

Channel: Alonzo Lerone

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Length: 16min 4sec (964 seconds)

Published: Fri Dec 16 2016