Dumbest Things We Got DETENTION For In School (as kids) | Alonzo Lerone | TOO FUNNY

get a dictionary do y'all do do y'all see my chest both OH oh my god you know what's this the season three of you just been renewed I think cash should be on season four yeah he's just staring at me like like he's about to kill me all right so not too long ago someone tweeted what's the dumbest thing you ever got in trouble for at school I hope y'all know the dumbest thing I got in trouble for and I'll tell you all that later but I'm gonna read the replies because someone sent me this thread and I was laughing with the bat a few of them I almost couldn't get through so I said let me let me make this video for you two I got kicked out of Catholic school for doing homework in class during my free time well that's not why I got kicked out I got kicked out because when the principal told my blue-collar parents when I was in trouble before they told him to go after himself for wasting that time when I first moved to Texas from de de dee my teacher sent me to the principal for saying yes instead of yes man told the P man I'm from east of the P and the P man P man from East Coast that slave vocab so he could call my the principal oh my gosh so he called my mom to see if I say yes to her and guess what she said yes in 4th grade some dumb substitute teacher got mad at me for reading The Diary of Anne Frank because she said it was too mature for a ten-year-old a tooth what's the Anne Frank was the imprint ground ten years old too I was all man this is the diary of a girl not much older than me but she took my book anyway for art class in high school I drew a pig centipede and was from watching Human Centipede and the art teacher karma do the parents get suspended too what made you think that was appropriate look at that pitch but because they teach others but this matter in each other's Manoa if what I said is that a ghost whipping them is that a ghost honestly I went to an all-girls Catholic boarding school so I was running my mouth on how come they don't teach safe sex and Catholic schools my teachers response you have to wait till you're married to have children did she say with our E or did she just leave it at that and then I said well how come there are three girls pregnant in this class I did the morning announcements in high school I told the school to have a lick Wednesday on April 20 and it got called into the dean's office immediately parents called I said oh yeah this is the year 2020 I don't know man beacon of ISS I told you guys why I had and I'm still thinking about it but I don't know I told you guys why I had ISS before that's in-school suspension for the people don't know let me tell me so this guy one day his name was Bobby because I'm telling you I'm not one of those influences with would tell you a lie and I knew their name I would give to you because I'm about that life he kept on poking me and poking me and poking me he says something and everybody around me laughing the first thing I said was shut up I said shut up everyone's in the class yo this was legit ninth grade I got three days in class for saying shut up can you imagine a night a freshman in detention and people asking what you in here for what was I supposed to say I want I don't even remember what I said because it was so long ago but I'm sure I made up something else because I am NOT gonna be I'm not gonna be as the freshman that got suspended for singing shut up and on top of that the teacher's name I kid you not on my life right now the teacher's name her initials were KKK I kid you not KKK what Kim Kardashian in the name by the way I don't listen is if her middle name is coke Aiko imma go in the second grade we have this museum worker come in and we were getting free art supplies on that same day I walked into class my teacher told me and my friends to be quiet be quiet do these teachers know how to talk in English and like perfect grammar I don't think they need to be teaching as I sat down I hit my leg on my chair and said ow and that's [ __ ] made me what would she do John during class my teacher ripped out my work announced each piece called it porn and had one of her eight plus doing this organized my notebook it wasn't even porn it was Pokemon in seconds she then gave me detention a girl called Jessica to her seat with the help of it you just you just gonna call him out like that I also shil me to go maybe he did what you want you are making him an accomplice to your crime wearing white face powder which I was already know where this is going I was constantly sick and very pale I was eight and the teacher shoved my head under attack Wow while yelling at me what kind of school I got going to my grade nine math teacher also the principal argued with me in class about what neck first off I've never heard of a principal being a teacher - they times are hard we got a double agent up in here my grade 9 minutes teacher also the principal argue with me in class about what negative 5 to the X minus 7 I said 35 she said negative 35 finally she told me to shut up or leave her class what we know what teacher she wasn't she wasn't my KKK teacher my teacher wouldn't let me go to the bathroom so I just went she tried calling my mom to snitch but ended up getting cursed up for not letting me go I can y'all Oh when cash used to pee on the floor man that aroma y'all that just went all up in my nostrils I could just imagine kids smelling that man Eric told another loudly to shut up did you have a laugh I just want to know if you had a laugh I told him to watch his language he said well can you tell her to shut up I said that I would never tell her that his reply then I can't watch my language my first-grade teacher asked what's my favorite color I said black and she said that's not a color so I pointed to a black table leg and said what color is this and then to a black stapler and said what color is this and I got sent to the principal cuz I was right y'all we need we need to all come together and have a diction because this is not right we are we this is the crime that needs to be resolved immediately outside of school my re teacher or I don't even know what re teacher the teacher approached me asking don't you think that's a bit too much makeup to be wearing to church I replied Oh duh I gotta prepare myself of this art I reply well I don't think you're wearing enough to be seen in public I told you it was gonna be luck she looked at my dad for backup he rapped in her face detention for a week you ever get accused of cheating because you did better than everyone else on a hard test because that are trying to help someone with their work and being told I can't do it for them even though I wasn't well somebody is still mad about just me or did I read that wrong that had so much conviction I'm just I never in my life read so much conviction in the text for this didn't happen to me but in my class the teacher asked one of the students if you ask me I hate that word I ain't asked and I hate parallel world and I Danish I hate February who says February is felt like that the teacher asked one of the students if he'd ever gotten detention before students said no so the teacher sent into the office put detention bro got in trouble for me it's a cold world how are you gonna get in trouble for not getting in trouble I could never explain this isoh boom I was in ninth grade I I guarantee you nine times out of ten dandy is from New York or somewhere up north ISO boom I was in ninth grade and he thought I was grown I had somebody who was a senior go get me a for local y'all should know if it's if it's a dumb story already and in retrospect how did he get the four loko I digress so I get the four loko and they give it to me in this brown bag I'm like okay cool I got this I decided to crack it open during class like it wasn't gonna happen a smell to it how do you ever get to take a simple [ __ ] teacher came ask me what was it know what it was cause she wanted something y'all back in y'all I am NOT gonna fall on the first month of the new decade I refuse clearly he was an alcoholic since he identified it so easily I got suspended how'd it go - child might have been the most popular kid after that I've never in my days older even the camera can't take this I'm never in my days of all days hurt of child ain't I heard of juvenile delinquent or juvenile detention a boarding school something I've never heard of child hey listen I wasn't even asked for but somebody glued all the rulers together it was probably that person that glued Jessica to the chair and my teacher was like who did that and everybody was like they didn't know my teacher said I bet it was the class would like she not have been here a friendís is grade liked to chew cinnamon sticks for some reason he broke one that that friend is probably a serial killer right now I'm just saying he broke one in his mouth and he cut him during a test and asked for me to look in his mouth and see if he was bleeding so I did and the teacher fell both of us and gave us lunch detention how am I gonna cut myself it is slowly chewing a cinnamon stick bleeding and asking my friend to check my mouth to see if I'm bleeding I got suspended in seventh grade because the teacher saw me picking chewed up corn nuts from my teacher with my tongue and it's what you want are you saying you licked your teacher with your tongue I know it I'm Noddin and accuse me of eating in class I said I was and she said I was I said I wasn't she accused me of lying I said I'm not lying you're lying Oh three days some girls at kindergarten told me I wasn't allowed to play house with them because it was four popular girls only so I slowed but let me tell y'all let me do a PSA for y'all the people in your middle school for the people watching me in high school middle school elementary school or even kindergarten this is probably one of them people but I went through all them grades before and I will tell you this the popular kids right now the ones teasing you long stuff don't worry about it because odds are they're not even popular anymore they done graduated have a six-pack and I'm not even talking about the ABS right by them and just drinking and drinking their life away so anyway so I slammed this one girl's head in the wooden microwave and then pushed it into this other little girl's face I got sent home no you need to get sent to jail or child hey when I was in middle school I started choking on my food so I stood up and hit myself in the gut until the food came on stuff then a teacher that was nearby gave me detention for a cop and the food ah thank you Kevin you can't even go to this you can't even save my life let alone your all yeah I'm done this is making me mad I'm cha I need to go if y'all want apart to let me know yeah I'm Darcy y'all soon pi don't thumbs up anyway cuz you feel some thumbs up because you [Music]

Channel: Alonzo Lerone

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Length: 13min 59sec (839 seconds)

Published: Fri Jan 17 2020