TOP 100 Funniest SENIOR QUOTES of 2019 | Alonzo Lerone

get a dictionary girlfriend says i got a haircut and no one noticed high school was easy it was like riding a bike except for the bike it was on fire i know i heard this before we are not related dominion says i got kicked out of hogwarts for using black magic spoiler alert dominion is black i went through four years of high school without having a bad hair day i hear everything it's hard being a single mother especially when you have no children and are a teenage male i don't understand where that quote came from can somebody tell me where did that quote come from because this is not the first time i'm reading this oh my gosh i'm so bored right and why does that light bulb have to hit right in my forehead the happier we get the less we see hashtag asians hashtag like people put hashtags people are putting hashtags on their senior quotes now you know suke says just because you're trash doesn't mean you can't do great things it's car garbage can not garbage cannot no i did not have a farm joe mcdonald joe mcdonald had a party carlos carlos hates his name master has given megan a high school diploma megan is free i don't even know if it's megan or megan i did i tell y'all i know two megans and they're both spelled the same but they're both pronounced differently i don't understand what i would like to thank my arms for always being by my side my legs for always supporting me and finally my finger because i could always count on them waking up is the second hardest thing in the morning oh my god i look better in person well i hope so because sometimes when my neighbor is gone i roll around in her garden and pretend i'm a carrot to people do people get high before they submit that thing you got to enjoy the little things in life like blowing bubbles mason says they call me bubbles in the classroom because i'm always rising to the top wait i read this before i know i did either that or i went to that restaurant called dicks and i remember i was right here my friend was over there and dicks is where a restaurant the waitresses write stuff on your white hat my name was i like blowing bubbles and my friend's name was bubbles you know i had to put my grades up for adoption because i couldn't raise them i am not a vegetarian because i love animals i am a vegetarian because i hate plants oh you eat them because you don't want to see them anymore brooke says oh my gosh bro this reminds me of one of those quotes that says my computer screen is brighter than my future no matter how your heart is grieving if you keep on believing the dream that you wish will come true i want to sing that so hard right now but i forgot how to sing blake says i always knew brooke would end up on top of me of course i dress well i didn't spend all that time in the closet for nothing you know what this is the thing this is the thing the chris and all these people stealing high school quotes you guys there are so many quotes in this world and you know what you guys can think of some of your own but why would you want to steal someone else's quote this is your time to shine just give me my diploma and pronounce my name correctly every african kid ever at bulky talawah you know what i'm not gonna lie i probably i'm sure i'm sure i butchered half of the names in this thing paige says bet you didn't know this was even an option they got emojis not even hazard she went up on us first i didn't know y'all can do hashtags and now y'all can do my head is still bald too why is my hair my hair oh my god it's my hairline really oh my gosh i give this two more years y'all look at my hairline why is it like that even the brightness of the camera went down on me what is going on no not today christopher gaylord says yes that is my actual last name my age turned to bees and so did my grades god bless i do have a soul because she's redhead you know what this is daniel and this is the cooler daniel so we're not gonna have last names in this book or something ammon says i am not ameth i am a legend i am not a myth 100 character limit for our senior quote that seems unfair we refuse to be constrained by these are you i thought this was going to end so better than mackenzie is not pregnant y'all she just eaten good it's not enough that i should succeed others should fail i don't even know why i'll have to have to be honest that wasn't like high school musical at all hater says nothing can separate twins except that guy how can he get in the middle of twins i'm nothing matthew so do we and please do not tell me my underarm is sweating my head may be big and my eyes may be small but my heart is just the right size oh my gosh this is the sweetest quote i've ever seen if you like water you already like 72 percent of me yes before alexandra jacob jones says that's what she what that's what i don't even understand what you're talking about you know the world has come to a dark state when you lower yourself to quoting sex in the city oh my gosh let me i bet stephanie is quoting sex in the city y'all better they say nothing lasts forever dreams change because trends come and go but friendships never go out of styles thanks to this you could at least tell us who was it charlotte samantha cynthia carrie i don't don't ask me how i know these names first of all i thought it was sex in the city for the longest what is done in love is done well is that is is that light coming from that light bulb that's shining on my forehead i'm gonna go stand outside if anyone asks i'm outstanding arnold says in this photo i'm not wearing pants i'm not either so me and aaron got something in common over here shake and bake says no one no one ever but anthony and william no voldemort is not in my head wrap i don't this is not the first time i've seen this i don't know why they keep on mentioning voldemort when they have a head wrap you know what i should edit this out because they chewed me out on the last senior quotes i did when i said i didn't understand honestly i don't know you can just put some quote in for me brandon is caring and nice brandon is pretty much the nicest person you will ever meet says everyone and then thompson says brandon dawson is a liar i knew my girl was cheating on me when she said she was at the mall with christy but christy was laying right next to me shaking my head you know money can't buy happiness but it can buy taco bell which is basically the same thing oh my gosh i'm on some taco bell right now that's all i've been doing for the last all i've been doing eating now for real going to get taco bell after this because they closed late so nika said i like to eat candy shane now i want candy right now oh my gosh i cannot i gotta end this thing man i can't do this i'm a statistic i'm a living statistic right in front of your eyes the only reason i went to school all this time is to distract myself from the fact that i'll never be beyonce our parents had sex the same year so that's awesome what our parents had sex the same year so that's awesome i cannot dissect that even if i wanted to wow oh my gosh y'all he is he this dude is literally his senior picture is him eating frosted flakes i'm never in my life eagles may soar in the clouds but weasels never get sucked into jet engines was that was that on your mind throughout the whole high school four years later and i'm still an idiot thanks for nothing bro we graduated just to go to school again that was one of the first senior quotes i've done i think this is the fourth one right either the fourth one or the fifth one but i remember this dude i don't remember his name but i remember this is the the first one i did honestly i didn't expect most of you to make it this far i hope natural selection takes care of people who block the hallways joanna said if somebody ever ask you to do something do it really bad so you never have to do it again paris hilton you know what i've done that plenty of times oh my gosh i have friends that watch my videos uh i'm just gonna stop guys call me and more the girls call me miamour no one no one of my so stop should have burned this place down when i hit the chance don't read this you will get kissed on the nearest possible friday by the love of your life tomorrow will be the best day of your life however if you don't post this you put a quote to at least three year books you will never find love this really works let me tell you something william i'm getting tired of this stuff on twitter talking about you need to retweet this because if you don't you'll get in a bad car accident if you don't your daddy will well i'm not even going to put that into existence but these twitter little change things need to get off it really all right because i'm tired of seeing that man when i die i want my ashes to be pressed into a smokey eyeshadow palette that's the next youtube makeup guru i'm calling it right now never hold your farts in they travel up your spine into your brain and that's where the crappy ideas come from you know what i heard it's better to hold in no no no hold up hold up better to fart because oh my gosh i forgot maybe maybe i held my first in a little too long what was i talking about if you hold your farts in it's better to come out the butt than out the mouth something like that right did i get that i think i messed that all the way up mackenzie says if the world is my oyster then i must have an allergy to shellfish i hate that word i can never get it on the first try hold on if the world is my oyster then i must have an allergy to shellfish bo says put something inspirational yesterday is history tomorrow is a mystery but today is a gift that's why we call it the present i feel like alexander's a teacher's pet and my am i the only one getting that vibe from him and right next to him joseph says i love me a good pancake after that inspirational quote tyler says you're laughing because i'm laughing but i'm laughing because of fun i thought oh my gosh okay bow ties make everything look pre-possessing i never heard that word before what is that what is pre-possessing hold on i'ma look that up right now hold up pre-possessing oh i'll be damned there's a word called if it's pre-possessed an attractive or appealing in appearance i googled that word all my life i did not know he was gonna say that afterwards i'm gonna i gotta cut this over no i didn't shower with it on okay no one was gonna ask you that why did you have to say that i was gifted with an issue alexis i don't even know what your issue was but i'm kind of scared lisa right below it says i am the issue i get butterflies when i think of myself oh my gosh i hope not when you thought of that shirt goats are like mushrooms if you shoot a duck i'm scared of toasters no rosa parks now you i i draw the line over there now rosa park didn't say that i don't like it when people call me a dumb blonde it gets on my pet peeves i'm actually not funny i'm just really mean and people think i'm joking if you're going to be late you might as well go grab some breakfast and make it worth it i've never done cocaine but it smells good oh my god only reason i wear this i'm so thinking i'm thinking about what jason's only reason i wear this is to give you females a chance nicholas said i don't wish i was beyonce beyonce wishes she was me i wish i had nicholas self-confidence i'm a senior but i stay fresh man i'm i'm a senior but i but i stay fresh man i can't believe it took me about two years any pizza is a personal pizza if you believe in yourself i don't even know if that period was supposed to be there but i felt motivation i felt inspired by this quote i know my gosh is not a period it was something on my computer jail oh my gosh batty maddie you need to tell your high school call your high school right now and tell them to put a period after that you all right because that's going to tell people to point and then say believe in yourself jason says one time i ate a bagel oh my gosh people are just wasting their senior because my niece my niece told me that she didn't have a quote other people she wasn't picked to have a quote and this breaks my heart right here you guys it's like you guys trying out for american idol or something and then one person walks off because they're like i just can't do that anymore i'm one of the people that i'd be like you know what someone was actually fighting for that spot and you took it and you wasted it on that what one time i ate a bagel i want abs absolutely on the bus and pressed it great if you see this i want my sweatshirt back why did you just text them and y'all are just wasting your quotes and it hurts my heart become friends with someone and they may allow you to take certain items from their home this is why i don't do home tours until i'm ready to move because i'm telling you my hairline might be worse than lebron's oh my gosh i'm having flashbacks y'all hold up please accept this sandwich as a gesture of solidarity no i don't know what it's like in new york city what no i don't like i don't know what it's like in new york city who asked you i don't want yo make up a senior quote for me i'm not at school cass says whatever it is i didn't do it i've been embarrassing myself since about birth what is it y'all y'all your high school going all out y'all got y'all posing y'all got full body photos up in here life is though but it's thore if you are stupid oh my god i felt stupid reading that spencer says opinions are like mixtapes i don't want to hear yours so just remind me i just came from new york right i told you and you know what my worst fear was my worst fear was going down times square and having these random people just throw me their mixtapes like i could do something with it wanna charge me ten twenty dollars for them what i didn't ask for in the first place 18 holes in one day and i still find time for golf i knew that i knew where this was going i saw 18 holes i knew i don't even go here and i thought i was a senior this would have been my lol bi oh i didn't tell y'all but and for the last two senior quotes i want y'all to know after four of these videos after 11 years on this thing called youtube i want to give the biggest shout out to these two people right now ashley and maximilian y'all they used my quote y'all don't know how happy i was to see that when i thought i was like i guess y'all listen to me on my last time i did one of these center quote things y'all quote youtubers now can you quote me you would feel like getting a dictionary would be the perfect thing to put in the school year but in a few days i'll see you in a new video don't forget to subscribe sign up to support my channel all right link is in the description box become a member today so many exclusives and i'll see you in a few days with a new video all right bye thumbs up if you don't thumbs up anyway cause you will thump thump thumbs up as you cuz you cause you real thump thumbs up

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Length: 17min 44sec (1064 seconds)

Published: Fri May 10 2019