The TOP 70 FUNNIEST Tombstones EVER | Alonzo Lerone

get a dictionary so guess what I'm in my I'm still in my living room if you worried about the background look at this isn't this wonderful [Music] but speaking of cemeteries man so I think this would be a perfect time to go over some funny tombstones I was all I had one in the corner of mine you can read this you are standing on my boobs now I know something you don't oh my gosh even in death she is raised four beautiful daughters with only one bathroom and still there was love Hayes fudge taste fudge two squares chocolate two tablespoons butter milk on low heat sir are we really given a recipe on a tombstone your lives and atheist all dressed up in no place to go this one says vacancy does this mean that there's someone in there or not died from not forwarding that text messages kid people hugo first been better sliced all day bull died we finally found a place to park and george and if you just want a simple two stone just put dead then eighty years old killed three british soldiers he was shot beaten and left for dead but recovered and lived to be 98 years of age huh I don't understand the question that's all folks man of 1,000 voices beloved husband and father what is funny about that here lies John yeast part of me for not rising Merv Griffin or Griffin I will not be right back after this message ABCD Ouija board they put a wicked water on a bridge on go away I can't hear without being consulted and I leave without my consent Susan was destined to be a woman with too many cats and there is not one cat in sight you would think at least one of them will be grateful damn it's dark down here but no one Bank says nothing he paints he Arthur spanks his wife think of me think of me and smile is that a buck in the tooth all and looks like a but it looks like that McDonald's holiday local moms Christmas cookies oh I don't need your recipes on your toaster but if you must know the cream is one cup sugar and a half cup Oh Leo had to be an eggs 1 teaspoon vanilla and add 3 cups flour 3 tsp baking powder 1 season do cemetery's charge per character because why the two ads on that tombstone add three years bake 350 degrees of it and frost I might actually do that and Christmas is right around the corner sucks to be me yeah it really does because I don't even know your name when you were born Micah died in 2001 y'all and he says I see dumb people bourbon my wife off this cemetery made a killing my wife Eleanor of Queens New York live like a princess for 20 years travel the world with the best of everything when I went blind she tried to poison me took all my money on my medication and left me in the dark trying to poison you you dead it's a miracle I escaped I won't see her in heaven because she's Charlie go to hell one way do not enter this lays burger and right across its fries dumb seat on Jackson so you're just gonna let me sit on your brain Robert never killed a man that did not need killing I'm a rider but then nobody's perfect what does that even mean thanks for stopping by however unless you are a who also believes in the least thing you guys can do the least thing you guys can do is Lisa send me a dozen roses something for paying on time don't let me find out you calling my relatives for that extra pigment that you miss because I'm dead George says I knew this would happen mark the world or the tide is high in so am i here lies George hanged by mistake in 1882 he was right we was wrong but we strong him up and now he's gone if that was me man I'm gonna hot y'all to the day y'all died I made some good deals and I made some bad ones I really went in the hole with this one George Lost life by stabbed and falling on each eraser this is cooter rough cooter burrito was forever loved unfortunately her husband was never satisfied and will be back he's probably right there my love's Papa loves women markup par with two and swimming here last bar I believe this one says good eatin I feel like this is gonna be my - you - no need for - stop saying this says it all and this one is a dead man pretty much and my favorite one by the doctor will see you shut the honor says here lies the best damn moonshiner that ever lived or free said this ain't bad once you get used to it [ __ ] his last words were and this should be one our best favorite so two things I love oh ho ho version I don't even know who's this tombstone belongs to good horses and beautiful women and when I die I hope they I know I'm not the only one that heard that and make it into a ladies riding saddle until I can rest in peace between the two things I love most oh my he's trying to get his freak on even in death Rodney Dangerfield says there goes another bill wants y'all to know he never voted for Republicans and had little to do with them may eternal damnation be upon those and Wehling who without knowing me have a maliciously vilified me made the curse of God be upon I understood nothing they were calling me bandages good friend for Jesus sake for breath to dig the drift enclosed here I've gotta go I got it this ISM this is one of the spookiest videos I've ever done in my life Jesus says my brother was good at pissing people Davis die Betty Davis died wait a minute oh yeah Betty Davis did doctor go Betty wash she did it the hard way Jerry murdered and guianese Byrd in Oakland damn that State Department Sir Geoffrey is a dwarf presented in a pod to King Charles the first what am i reading here we are going too deep no pun intended dee dee says okay I gotta go now let's call the tech wants me before I ain't go pups okay I gotta go now bye Jack Lemmon in Jack Lemmon in Y so before I let y'all go I wouldn't let y'all know about this video that I'm planning on doing a lot of people have tweeted me saying that they'd be me to do a first of all - he saw I was thinking instead of me reading stranger's tweets I'd rather read your comments on this one alright so make sure you comment down below the first of all you know I'm saying so let me give you an example I went to my barber today and he said y'all aw so what happened to your hairline so every time I talk about my hairline I get kind of sensitive y'all so homey so the story is I've been going to like three different bumpers for the last two months and every time they push my hairline back and I'm like first of all my head I thought here it should in here man I wanted Teresa hairline but I end up looking like speaking of are we ever gonna get to the second of all I've been hearing these first of all for years now we never got to a second of all thumbs up if you don't thumbs up anyway cuz you feel thumb numb thumbs up guys - cuz you cuz you [Music]

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Length: 10min 24sec (624 seconds)

Published: Tue Oct 31 2017