Top Funny TEXTS FROM PARENTS TO KIDS | Alonzo Lerone

get a dictionary una kebab ah best first text ever epic nice mom what does it mean MOCA bah-bah-bah what does it mean the irony is the moms first egg sounds like a baby's first word marky-mark sings it won't let me play it stuck on pause mom it's a stream crap in a meeting in a meeting in a meet oh my gosh I'm trying to read Texas and I'm busy getting texts in a meeting in a meeting in a meeting are you in a meeting no why did you send me Uncle Bill's address I can't be found me roar gladness giver candy text no oh I found my glasses oh I found my glasses was supposed to be dad any plans for tonight no loser if I searched for a picture of Johnny Depp's but how do i erase the search I don't want dad to see mom what was I born pretty sure you were a boy time Oh 10:59 I think hold up first off you're not gonna talk to your mom like that I'm gonna shout time with the exclamation mark I don't like she knew what you were supposed to say go figure does anyone know what time they were born I do mine was actually at 10:53 if y'all know your time make sure you comment cuz I'm trying to do a survey over here why are you down in them commas do not forget to click that link to be a member of my channel I cannot stress that enough I'm learning how to hash tag that's great boy a hashtag conversation with son I just bit my lip reading a hashtag spelt out I haven't seen that in a long time about you Will and Grace yeah let me know what you think deck is so awesome what is a tweet short for tweaking son you're in big trouble why because you're texting me while you're in school oh you're serious you texted me first oh my gosh Bobby y'all need to be you need to be in class right with your son won't you ho with me tomorrow let me think about it I think there's something wrong with my bow I don't think my Texas are going through yeah they're getting through how can you be sure I don't know how to make a little Faceman typing yeah that's been around for a while what is that it's a winky face that looks like a girl kissing a plus sign Wow do you still get Better Homes and Gardens no I don't love you you don't love me would you want to get it there's a great deal going on right now for two years for $7 if you want it I'll get it for you that's amazing that you topping all of that after cheap just fast you don't love you it's a beautiful day wish you were here just look at this view mom your finger is covering the lens oops can you see it now you can't just send the same picture you have to take another one how about now she sent she sent it three times looks great mom I would actually I'm just gonna be honest my mom doesn't even send text message she never sent a message in her life besides the one time but my sister was the one who sent it on her phone so I don't know that counts but I would have said this great model in the first picture I'm just I'm not gonna lie to y'all I am divorcing your father lol okay oh god what now mom he gave me a stiffy for our anniversary last night unreal a stiffy in bar I don't need to hear about that I don't want to hear about that either and I don't know y'all owe a Swiffer thirty years of marriage for a Swiffer what is a stiffy don't even ask mom where are you leaving Walmart halfway home why sweetie okay I've read this before okay let me guess the mom forgot the child at Walmart you brought me to Walmart with you oh darn be down a bit Yeah right you better do that finally you answer the digital age and got a smartphone how is it mom hello why aren't you answering how do you do a space oh gosh mom just chuckling over there don't help do the space you probably type that during the first message she for saying Ben are you coming home hello what the bar do you know what that means yeah are you coming home Wednesday Thursday or Friday oh that could mean bad I don't know not what that means Oh just let her have that cute Jewish guy at the dog park going to medical school did he pose for that no it was taken secretly so that's why you go to the dog park yes to find your boyfriend how do you first off how do you know he's Jewish ain't gonna medical school can you pick me up some jelly at the market KY oh no Welch's hey why mom I don't want camera oh she said okay I got what she said well I don't what KY jelly I need it for a peanut butter jelly sandwiches huh I was asking okay why and for the record I wouldn't want to buy you KY jelly thank you but the image is still stuck in my head good morning beautiful xoxo your imaginary boyfriend thanks mom and this ain't Gossip Girl get off my scary happy Thanksgiving mom Happy Thanksgiving I don't know how to make a smiley face smiley what does hit it and quit it man why are you asking that because daddy thinks it's clever okay Miley better be happy that daddy didn't quit it you're laughing now you please stop changing the Google logo so much I like the original one mom I don't change the logo Google changes it on my computer you don't run the Google if I did I want to be driving a 2004 404 mom things are kid in the room just inventing Google hey so which phone do you like most Sam sir as three or iPhone 5 oh my god dad I like the s3 oh my god think that it's not for you it's for your sister I'm so wet mom what the Wednesday Thursday Friday what do you mean honey you're so wet yes haven't you looked outside it's pouring oh oh no I still see it just throw the whole phone away I just show your pig to the Verizon guy I told him next time you come down I fix it well he's from New Jersey remember the last guy you did this with was a murderer hey this one works at Verizon in 28 looking for a nice girl to settle down without showing my picture to strange men it's deadness I bet that's the same mom that met that Jewish guy Medical School blows and drying got to get sheets on bed into wash oh my god do not whatever y'all do do not do this is my pet peeve right this is how you can discover who is a first-time Texan or in third grade I think I forgotten how to play solitaire what are the rules I don't think this is something I can fit in a text let me tell you something if that last one could fit all those emojis in the tank I'm pretty sure you can fit that and how do you play solitaire my mom used to play that all the time I still don't know how to play it and isn't it a one person thing anyway Andi there's something wrong with my phone I'll be right there mom I made up a new typing face thing and emoticons sure let's see it nope no more we're done with this what he's smiling that is not a smile and if it was that he or she got a long thing hi honey how was your day oh my gosh his face got longer w Thursday Friday mom why'd you type poop bigness and Monica I don't know what you mean it's an alias smiley face no well I thought some of your brother's Texas to his girlfriend and when I asked he said it was the devil you know mommy is it well thank you snitch I bet that little child was a tattletale growing up your great aunt just passed away lol what why is that so funny it's not funny David what do you mean my lol means laughing out loud dad just told me you bought a car can you afford that Yolo do you even know what that means no but did I use it correctly exactly yes oh geez oh yeah geez why did your mom just send you some poop little chocolate kiss with eyes watching over you lol as a poop with eyes mom oh I thought it was a chocolate kiss definitely a poop mama bear I'm so sorry no I'm so sorry you really call you mama bear like that all the time all the time mom stop you are not funny you never make jokes I made you hey mom I've decided I'm coming out Oh Michael dad oh I've read this Oh Michael dad and I always knew you were gay but I am a tad shocked you texted me I love you no matter what mom I'm not gay I said my text before I could finish then Android I'm surprised that text didn't come up before the first one mom I'm not gay I said I'm coming out to see you and dad in May I said love we love you no matter what type of coming out you do you left your phone at home okay so I did this before the daddy is stupid it just takes a little while but the funny thing is I was surprised too daddy erase that message before the son got home the cat wants to know why she found condoms in the laundry you know what I want to know is who took the picture your hands are holding the cat don't know what t-pain is is it capable call me I cannot help but notice you haven't called well dang if you give me more than 15 minutes dad did you just send that message I'm probably at work flippin tacos as though the shoes came which number your shoes phone I don't get it I am okay what's the name of the guy in the Harry Potter movies the one that was ugly but puberty was kind - I don't know I bet work Google it you do know everyone knows but me I'm just going I'm not gonna lie cuz I know someone's gonna call me out I was just curious I don't want to bother them I'm sure they have more important question to answer then to be wasting time with this I'll wait till you get all of you Google are you talking about Google good you think Google got more time to wait maybe you talk about Harry Potter himself cuz I know they talked about Google are you almost here yes potato sorry that was an accident bubblies just typing potatoes all willy-nilly what does our new name mean and 15 oh this is a group message I still don't know what that means P 3 + 1 5 it sounds like B 52 or something B 2 from scandal if you don't thumbs up anyway cuz you feel dumb don't as to cut you cut you feel thumbs up daddy is in thumbs up

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Length: 12min 3sec (723 seconds)

Published: Wed Aug 21 2019