TOP 30 FUNNIEST AMAZON REVIEWS EVER 2020 | ALONZO LERONE

get a dictionary all right this one we have a review for shorts that is hilariously embarrassing i will be the judge of this a split in the crotch all right we have one star and it's a set f i don't know what that means is by ryon i was wearing these shorts around the house when a few friends stopped by we were all sitting around watching tv when i reached at a weird angle for the remote the rear ankle for the crotch scene pulled apart and my scrotum came spilling out right in front of my friends this was pretty embarrassing picture not attached thank god 108 people found this helpful oh 108 people where are these swords because i want a picture of this mess all right this guy who thought he was going to have the time of his life until it took an unfortunate turn first off that is a big beach ball and i don't see anywhere near that thing saying not this actual size oh two stars a fun way to ruin a weekend and blow 100 bucks 100 bucks for a beach ball you know what we took this ball to the beach and after clothes took two hours to pump it up we pushed it around for about 10 fun-filled minutes that was when the wind picked it up and huddling down the beach at about 40 knots it destroyed everything in its wrath children screamed in terror at the giant inflatable monster that crushed their sand castles that thing's so big that could crush a human being grown men were knocked down trying to save their families the faster we chased it the faster it road it was like it was mocking us eventually we had to stop running after it because this path of injury and destruction was going to cost us a fortune in legal fees rumor has it that it can still be seen stalking innocent families on the floor i hope that camera did not pick up that spit that spin was as big as that ball we lost it in south carolina so there is something to be said about its durability my friend from raleigh we were talking about the stages of this whole pandemic thing going on i don't know if y'all noticed but there's something going around this world since i think march you know what i don't know what month we're in right now but it's been going on for a while the point of is we were talking about it apparently indiana or some state that starts with the i i don't even know if indiana is a state but they're in stage five first off when did we get a stage five i thought the highest was stage three question is i order my stuff on wendy when will it come if you order on wendy you may get your stuff on trudy or maybe friday someone get five stars for a casket a titan casket all right here we go no complaints from grandpa for this one we have one star for a robotic vacuum very disappointed very disappointing we named ours bob and let me tell you he wasn't the hard working man i was hoping for bob spent most of his employment driving from one random side of the house to the other like a junkie looking for his next fix his actual clean was minimal at best and he couldn't find his docking station to save his life and the week i had bob he never finished the cleaning cycle no one is talking about the fact that he named his vacuum cleaner and the week i had bob he never finished the cleaning cycle one day while at work the app texted me to say bob needed my assistance because he was stuck on the cliff word for bob's safety i came home to find him passed out in the middle of the dining room rug that night the family said goodbye to bob once and for all say bob one more time these reviews are about a long lasting dog bone five stars my dog loves them five stars dogs love these shoes not too big either five stars the dogs love them two stars dear akc your long-lasting bone lasted all at five minutes if that's your idea of a long-lasting bone then i feel sorry for your wife at least it lasted five minutes my dog came and have a squeaky toy last but two this a plus review for a gallon of lube oh my gosh oh gallon hi sean we're gonna censor his last name for obvious reasons get four stars almost too effective as ups discreetly unloaded my 55 gallon drum the driver accidentally spilled it into my driveway any amount of cars can now fit into the garage this chef's kiss review for only half of the keyboard why would you have a half all right five stars dashboard and it's ver god aim train it for three weeks and it works great a recaped enter against what cursed fame stars if i'm the only one that gets it i feel sorry for you because it takes a while why was the one why would someone let alone buy it develop half of a keyboard five stars by the beef be sure you really need 60 condoms before you buy 60 condoms okay here we go y'all here we go so these are some great condoms right but i'm just here to give you some life advice i bought these back when i was in a relationship with someone way out of my league i figured after how long we have been together i should just start buying protection in both right so i buy 60 condoms and we keep getting it on for a while until she dumped me now i have a drawer by my bed full of completely superfluous condoms i do not want to even look what that word means they sit there mocking me as i drunkenly cradle myself to sleep cold and alone in my pathetic excuse of an apartment great product though 10 out of 10. 24 people found this helpful we have another lube review on this amazon customer give it five stars it's verified purchase all right the flavor name tasteless i do okay good lube it's lube not much more to say sometimes i like covering my body in it and pretend to be a slug while sliding around in my bathroom 15 out of 19 people found this review helpful alright three stars now to pooh on a date the lover's god to toilet etiquette oh god and i am somewhat disappointed despite reading this book from cover to cover my date still refuses to let me poo on her oh my god here's a review for a power ranger costume go green baby green who chooses the green power this costume right here son is ball of level like you're not even prepared for the love of a baller you will be elevated to when you put this costume on you're going to want to start fighting monsters and playing flutes to summon zords while you're looking half in this you're going to be teleport into zordin and alpha 5 so not alpha 5. so you can chill with them up in the secret power ranger base the only complaint i have is it didn't come with tommy's pimp status ponytail but a real player can just sprout that bad boy honestly that ponytail might even be too much because an amateur player might not be to handle the amount of pink rangers that will be flocking to your fine little self in this costume so in conclusion if you're looking for a power ranger i'm getting tired of this this green ranger using the wrong your that's all i gotta say so in conclusion if you're looking for a power ranger costume and you don't want to be basic and be on that red or blue beast you go green baby five stars for her mince yodelin pickle i did this in part one this was years ago all right my 12 year old niece asked for the justin bieber cd for christmas so i bought her this yolanda pickle nobody so far can tell the difference and i bet nine of those comments came from believers and not only that how did 2 353 people found this helpful all right someone gave this bear that looks like it's been through a pandemic one star i feel like something horrible happened to my bear before it got shipped basically this is what i would imagine the outcome to be if shrek got a hold of the bear and then proceeded to a b vigorous night of fifty shades of grey love making the bear looks traumatized and for good reason yo that bear looks like it's been through some [ __ ] this one has four stars by amazon customer the review great great what is great what keeps the car cool but has issues four stars really hard to drive with this all right here's the review y'all i love this product it keeps my car nice and cool but i will say that the only defect i have found so far is that it is very hard to drive with this on i have had over five wrecks since i purchased it after my first fender bender i decided it was best to roll down the window and stick my head out to see the road but even that is hard because my eyes and mouth dry out very quickly since then i have purchased some swimming goggles and a snorkel which has helped out tremendously during long drives overall i would recommend this product but only for those who are good at driving without being able to see the road uh we have a nyx professional makeup sophia says i was hit by a car this is true here we go i was hit by a car and though the hit itself the rain the ambulance ride and the hours in the hospital my makeup stayed completely intact the entire time when i was discharged from the hospital i had to take off my makeup and none of it had moved if this setting spray can survive being hit by a car then that's all the proof i need and i'll definitely be buying it again this girl is in a whole body cast went through an ambulance ride not only that she got in a wreck and she worried about a review for this and i wet what i gotta try to see what this is about because i might have to order it man the way she's talking one drop that hits my face it might freeze my i probably can't even laugh if i put that thing on my face i'm like this good old-fashioned bag has five stars see the picture isn't loading and i hope it's not an old woman because amazon is crazy five stars finally a bag without a choking hazard warning just laid these out around the park and bam one week later and the park is all yours no whiny kids judging pears dogs barking just silence someone asked a question for this quest protein shake all right question will these milkshake will these milkshakes bring all the boys to my yard three stars for this eyebrows for the eyebrow santa i am scared oh my gosh what is this the beard is sewn directly to the hem of the hat which means that the eye hole is on a normal sized head positioned directly over the forehead this is fantastic if you're aiming to dress as a santa claus with locked in syndrome who can only communicate via the wiggling of his eyebrows but most would probably describe that as more depressing than festive i'm looking at that and that thing is depressing me this classic woojie ouija board game oh gosh one star tried to summon satan my mother showed up oh this noise-canceling headphone got five stars all right so not so funny story someone in the apartment unit above us got stabbed according to the cop who interviewed us the attacker rang the upstairs doorbell and when the guy answered the attacker forced his way in and stabbed the guy you want to know what scary part is i didn't hear a thing thanks to my amazing hyperx cloud 2 headphones i got them on amazon for 99.99 free shipping these things work as advertised probably the best noise canceling headphones i've ever owned 1010 would buy again oh my gosh you you know and 2878 criminals found this helpful this book of immortality is accessible to everyone volume 11. all right one star i died this book didn't work at all all right so this hustler 571 banana slicer so if anyone is in the need for banana slices this is the video for you all right gone are the days of biting off slice-sized chunks of banana and splitting them onto a serving tray next on my wish list a kitchen tool for dividing frozen water into cube-sized chunks as shown in the picture the slices is curved from left to right all up and all of my bananas are bit the other way three wolf moon t-shirt unfortunately i already had this exact picture tattooed on my chest but this shirt is very useful in colder weather if you guys want some hoodies or anything because it's about that time i have some merch for you make sure you click the link in the description bar everything is zero percent off this is the time to buy i had a two wolf shirt for oh my god yo i was almost done with this video can y'all i don't have my microphone on but can y'all hear that grass getting cut every time every time i try to record a video we got something a loud bird a loud washing machine or refrigerator that doesn't want to shut up this roommate laptop steering wheel desk all right it's okay i guess but the bumpy road makes it hard to type and there's a lot of these streams and traffic that keep distracting me from my computer i love emailing the highway patrol while i drive to let them know the tag numbers of cell phone using drivers i'm using it right now to post this review why would you even want a well-made laptop steering wheel desk this is a review for tuscan whole milk one gallon why would it alright we have we're reviewing milk this is how far i've come to my youtube channel has anyone else tried pouring this stuff over dry cereal awesome do you have any idea where this stuff comes from it's excreted by squeezing the wobbly thingy on the underside of a cow that's hardly made clear anywhere on the label they really need to put a warming label on this thing apparently if you put it into your body it turns into urine urine we have a denon ak dl1 dedicated link cable y'all i just i felt like i just put a spell on my couch just holding the packaging it comes and i can see distant galaxies and though you may not believe it hear what the aliens there are thinking the cable knew where to go and hooked itself into the correct ports without help from me am i the only one when i try to charge something and put something in the usb port whether it's a car a computer or a laptop is it just me or i put it in one way and it doesn't work i put it in the other way it doesn't work then i put it back to how i originally put it in and it suddenly works the most horrific thing of all was that after having spent 300 years crawling to the system to unplug said cable my brother was unable to control the sheer power of such a quality signal and like an ancient psychedelic mr miyagi struggling with a running fire horse y'all i read that and what and what now i can't speak to them i know i know i need a like for this one that or you can support me by joining my channel the link is in the description bar i'm telling y'all become a member today this accrue tremendous horse head mask is not big enough to completely cover a horse's head and it doesn't provide enough air flow for them either by wearing this mask i was able to get anything and everything i needed plenty of hay lots of time to run and best of all i no longer have to wear pants i'm not wearing pants either so we good it is day 87 and the horses have accepted me as one of their own i have grown to understand and respect their gentle ways okay i read this one all right so if you guys want to see the deleted reviews or uncut and everything make sure you guys subscribe to my only fans but if you guys don't want to do that you guys can still join my channel as well i put all the links in the description 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Length: 18min 29sec (1109 seconds)

Published: Sat Oct 24 2020