FUNNY DETENTION SLIPS From REAL KIDS | TOP 60 School FAILS

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"Lighten the fuck up!"

Man, some of these were hilarious.

👍︎︎ 7 👤︎︎ u/kirkedout 📅︎︎ Apr 08 2017 🗫︎ replies

I fucking died at "Lighten the fuck up."

👍︎︎ 2 👤︎︎ u/ForgottenRealm 📅︎︎ Apr 08 2017 🗫︎ replies
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get a dictionary all right so first we have Timothy he was he got detention for yelling when a student dropped a book on death got detention for flying flying his juice bottle like an airplane during review what does most the quotation marks form are you trying to tell me he was flying he fold the plastic like it was an airplane or was he on the damn juice bottles I missed you how can you find a juice bottle detention card is that what detention colors look like and I got detention let me tell you something I got detention I said it before I got detention for saying shut up in English class shut up I can say it now shut up shut up he will be detected for calling a teacher and boggle a model it's a month Joe got detention in geometry Jesus Don hated you because it's his behavior in class was inappropriate and unacceptable he started with excessive chair squeaking and ended with poverty and the students was towed numerous times to stop talking and do this understand the squeaking but you let America have bulgur language and subordination and disruptive activity dan is not a police officer and he got parents to let or past restriction loss of driving privilege and loss of but I was running around getting seal of punched a boy in the mouth and yelled a hammer of justice what kind of TV star dear parent your child Jakob is broken the school ruled by an appropriate talk I don't know why I'm left we'll lose first recess tomorrow when you lose recess you lose it all you might as well just catching all your chips he was disgusting girls breasts in one ting milk I blame the bad Lucas in 10th grade from God centric large cafe what class Oh large why can't you just say cafeteria you don't too much Linda said that Lucas entered the cafe in a rolling office chair he was he was told by a monitor to return it to the journal office he pushed it with his feet out the door very fast a few minutes after he ran into occupied the reason for a signed attention student 6 lunch period they got detention for disturbing other classmates with cat pictures during class can't pictures they got the text for cat picture is that how louver going today this one used the F word in the hall when I said to him I should not hear that word he told me to plug my ears and walked away [Music] brandy got the Chistopher passing a note in class in which he wrote your hair has a boner make sure high school someone got detention for volunteering to be a target for a paper spear of paper spear I'll pass was Facebook so who got the test and the one that got hit in the face of the one that threw it Jacob got this Jacob is a badass he got detention for taking off shirt in middle class and yelling johnny has been given detention by the school for the following reason here we go you think that to look at pictures of male sexual organs while the teacher was trying to give the class instructions during lunch Elijah was stapling students closed together what the hell's wrong with this school boundary has been assigned after-school attention who are shaving his beard in class oh I have so many questions did he have Clippers was it with cream what happened for grooming yourself Andy during sixth period open window and his teacher Anthony got detention for disrupting class by standing unbuttoning insert to reveal a Superman t-shirt and announcing he was Superman now I would've gave him a damn cookie an apple or something anything but detention someone got the chance for yelling sausage and DS this must have been 2015 2014-2015 I asked him to stop and he replied you're not my dad [ __ ] Lucas searching boobies while other students were over looking at the photos Luke Lucas is bad wait was Lucas the same one that wanted milk out of people's breasts after a student said can it be that big his coming was decent perfect comment some may to update someone's got attention for saying I'm gonna twerk on you at homecoming you better tip me when the student ask another what he was doing after school AJ responded with your mom when I was in middle school and you said your mom that was an automatic fist to your face Jacob and instant detention we're saying I'm protecting Gotham City sick I just want to know was this guy in Superman in the same class someone got detention for a huffman Troy's head humping Troy's head Casey got detention by his was that Jake kind of teach for leaping with intent to fly is this spider-man we got spider-man Batman and Superman in one video Paige got detention for thumping another student on the head with the Bible and screaming infidel Danny was standing up in class saying show me your booty hole - trying to set fire to the lab conversation with other male students about hide and go poop game Mason got detention for looking up his classmates dressed and saying I had my eyes closed it probably did y'all just him in detention slip to final stops Toma got detention before wearing a gorilla suit to class okay y'all are doing too much hey Holly Haley hi Bruce sandwich across class screaming Yolo Michael finished his group work early so he took a laptop without permission and began looking at pictures of pugs people getting detention for looking up cash looking up bugs what is going on this student told another student to go back to our house on [ __ ] island disrupting class claim it to payment to beat the point Jesus do Nestor watch the Olympic ice hockey game I said no we have judges for teachers now another student made the comment you need to put [ __ ] in further I already know where [Laughter] someone got the testers for telling another student he could find his pencil up it's a heads Jack got detention for smiling too much y'all are doing too much Trey got detention for irregular irregular I left school he rigorous and cinterion flatulence basically meaning shockingly loud farts why did you say you got detention for fire anything kept insisting that his lover said it was okay to pinch people who were not wearing green today because it was done at her school it is not actually it is tradition is a life tradition we need to give these people out of detention if you're not wearing green on st. Patty's Day you can pinch those who's got detention for taking off this shirt and then proceeded to pretend his pistol was the wand while screaming these have a very imaginative mrs. Puff's gave creamer oh my gosh the teacher is mrs. puff and the counselor is creamer I cannot make this [ __ ] our students said Jews Nazis in anal and the same sentence the teacher mrs. posed you an emoji ah I was shocked so I requested detention someone got detention for drawing a chicken with mouth anatomy cool part and displaying it in class ah chicken do have parts you know what Andrew told his teacher that she got pwned which means owned when a student showed me a pass for having a sweatshirt what Sunan got the chest for jamming pencil in there to an electrical outlet I just had I had flashbacks on try sticking a fork in there was twerking on the wall and he was screaming that he was Miley Cyrus ain't you got detention for horse playing with Tim appeared he was twisting Timmy's nipples student was pooping on fellow students for money fellow students for money pooping someone was putting their feces on you for money you're gonna give me money for cheating on you after being spoke to today about disrespect she continued to call another teacher this student pulled her pants down and shown her behind to mr. whitehead I thought it was from a distance and she just mold him moon disrupted behavior in class constantly yelling all your bass belongs to us what what TV movie is that from Kevin defied instructions from a teacher to go straight to the train station while on excursion and chose to go for a Slurpee instead let's have been during Slurpee day and something because you know you do not do not sleep on 7-eleven Slurpee days you can keep a bucket man a bucket in an elimination basketball game with mr. Edwards class Brandon grab his crotch as if to say right here to some of mr. gwon's to when asked to stop he would ignore my request like is guilty of insubordination I told you we had judges for teachers now a recommendation of at least 3 days this student said that his project is going to blow tick is that a good thing or bad thing Miranda got detention for pouring vomit and urine and another students hair follow me in your eyes she put it in a bun Briona got the chance important for reading a book y'all detention for reading a book dropped the f-bomb on a girl that was not nice to her foot broke into school and put car in hallway when I asked the class who could solve my math problem Katy stood up and screamed I'm volunteering at the top of the line just go with some of these people now proclaiming Oh out loud a policy me overturned exams [Music] Chris got caught with his pants down to his thighs while female was on her knees in front of them to read the student got an unexcused tardy because she said I'm not late I'm just really early for tomorrow when I needed this student got detention for drinking paint you know what don't thumbs up anyway cuz you feel none comes up as to cut you cut you feel someone comes up daddy's in comes up
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Published: Wed Apr 05 2017
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