TOP 50 Funniest Craigslist Ads (pt 4) | Alonzo Lerone

get a dictionary hey so I'm gonna tell you all the children five and start this is the fourth day I'm wearing this purple shirt or I'm smile I'm just gonna put but in other news I did tell y'all in the last video when I was drawing art like a Picasso or Michael Angelo I called a Michael Chiarello but Michael Angelo I didn't tell y'all about me coming back with the next video and telling y'all about hurricane Florence well I'm gonna tell y'all the truth it wasn't that bad in my city it was very bad and on downtown it was bad the beach area of course there's like appeared as gone right now but the house the only thing that's missing is a few vinyl strips some shingles on the roof and alena fence and I'm getting that taken care of next week so I wanted to update you on that but it did take about four and a half hours for me to come back because there were so many routes leading into the city but only one was available at the time so that's what happened and I stayed with my mom and dad we stayed with friends as well um so we did it back away and that was it so it's not ideal I do want y'all to think that oh my gosh I can't record we didn't have power for seven days so but me coming back I will tell y'all this all I did was eat I'm still eating now my trainer helped me up just about two days ago so what's going on where you at what's going on with the food I've been a hurricane snack and ever since Hurricane Florence love and now I feel better I can't stop I can't stop but another news solid this for K do y'all see a difference with this for K no I need to go back to the other camera because I don't know what's going on can y'all tell the difference with the 4k if y'all can please comment down below because I don't know if it's worth it my intentions were to eat oh my gosh I'm still talking about my intestines were to eat in front of y'all with my new microphone but the new microphone is coming very soon so when I hit that microphone y'all for you all cuz my audio will be as I let it go to this weird Craigslist as let me tell you some this is probably my fourth or third edition we'll see if I have my new microphone now y'all gonna unsubscribe right first okay we have a chicken nugget shaped like Ohio for five hundred dollars a chicken nugget for Wendy's that is coincidentally shaped exactly like the state of Ohio handle gently shape is not modified by me or any third party a free dogs too good too good on 100% real dog ready to go to good home no kids please this is a 1987 camouflage Jeep great runner nothing fancy normal winter for its wooden benches and frames are simply required remodeling our backyard patio and deck and no longer to need these benches I would tell y'all this do not go to that house because I'm telling y'all we're not gonna see y'all again all right now what is a space heater an electric space heater works well this item is free looks like one of those record plays my dad has that thing in his house right now the new blow-up doll light new blow-up doll used to only once is cleaned and not worn out at all it's free stuff and it's only a duck is $1 or free which one is a power stroke oh I love vintage motorcycle gear what a barbecue a barbecue $20 looking for attractive personal assistance someone's marriage is about to be on the rock this is a pal is that a pal and odor some damage some damage that thing looks like it went through warp water it looks like it's been in reports this is taco sauce packet mild taco sauce packets about 50 packets of my that know that might be a good deal because I'm gonna tell you right now and Goldsboro North Carolina movement to talk about alway mortal man they had three taco packets over a thirty not to supreme number three for three no locals taco and a Mexican pizza and you give us paid back and well as soon as someone's selling and already being popsicle or Christ haagen-dazs ice cream light new on one bite missing dude what a quack your days are numbered duck so are you trying to get one can of tomato sauce can of the cord 1 canned corn one can tomato sauce look the state fairs right around the corner over here alright so y'all better jump on that right now so y'all can get that free admission no I need a roommate wanted and self tip a nice house nice living room big room and amazing couch I'm not gonna like that councilors awfully familiar right now does that want them casting couches on but not kinky looking for a man to beat me up for $150 and it has to be it has to be what my dog can kill your flies oh here we go I know during the summer there's a lot of flies and I can't stand the way they go all around my house and if you feel the same way and if you can one them anyway I need a calm up in it and if you feel the same way if you want them going but don't feel like hiring a pro you can text me and I'll bring my dog over to eat them she likes to watch him and sometimes guys just succumb and talk about honestly I'm tempted yes this was posted yesterday what does that mean that the dog is full of flies right now he can't eat any more we post it in the free section as a floor lamp but it doesn't look like a four it was immediately flagged it removes second try same thing third try we split into two pigs long enough for someone to claim it reproduce the dew claw Chobot filtering is imaging something bit about this image I can feel soul arrest y'all had a split two picks up or I'll split my that's Lauren lamb probably picked through a lot of stuff in the last two days and a bit too it's all like two pigs for a floor lamp what is this a wood drawer you could not have backed up a little bit to take that [ __ ] free wood roar okay okay thank you thank you what is that gonna do very sturdy king-size bed with kennel cattle bought this bed for my grandma and her sweet and Pomeranian when they visit but she's in a home now the frame is all yours we'll need new sheets and mattress wait a minute wait a minute what do you need to change the sheets you know something Kiki going on in this bathroom use toilet paper to climb one side still useable very cheap VHS survived within six days please I need to sell this VHS fast I'll sell it for a penny I believe by I'll deliver myself just Bob Lee wait what why do you need I'm not gonna be I'm not gonna be I'm not gonna be an accomplice to what the hell's going on side-chick wonderful wealthy guy are looking for a female who's energetic loyal easygoing same side chick this is a not scam North Bay pose I'm a busy man with much work if you're busy and don't have time to meet other women you're cool with the married man you know what you might not have a lot of times because you're a busy man but you out what can I suggest one thing can I suggest a dictionary sometime in between your ships yo-ho-ho and a barrel of hair I've been collecting strands of hair for a minute now haha and my landlord says I can't bring it in the house I'm just trying to unload this on anyone that will use it some and scalp hair some is body hair I didn't separate the tops of hair cuz then there would be to bury email me back to arrange for pica preferably at a public spot Sikh law I thought that said pubic spot since Craigslist casual encounters can be sketch Y adults this is a large $100 for our this $100 for five minute social experiment I'll know something seems kind of fishy with this hat must be able to judge the location all you need to do is pretend you cannot cross the street and then another actor will park in the street with hazards on and help you cross that's the scene hold on I feel like this could be a death trap of some only doing one day per person will be paid if the footage is used or not would I be paying it back this is for a YouTube channel I'll of course okay yeah of course someone is selling snow a pretty big snow cone on Craigslist Yahoo it's so hot I thought I'd get two snow cones who wouldn't want a second snow cone right yeah you know what I would want one but did by the time I get to you that thing will be Sarah but I ate that first one too fast and now I've got the biggest ice-cream man sorry sorry there he goes again the pain oh god the back I've got the snow cone in there's no way I could eat it I couldn't possibly in so tempting it's red white and blue so beautiful like America I wonder eat it so badly but hurry to breeding pair of convicts I have two breeding pair of convicts bring your own bucket the female is going on over and that's not a video I'm a mini plain top Annie for only $4,500 for cell as a 2017 mini plan with the top 80 motor and am a 31 way due to an injury bologna sandwich bologna sandwich $25 the best offer no trays I don't feel like trading my dinner with you anyway you're nasty are you mrs. right right into a body bag $300 one-bedroom room available for young lady I am a spare room in a house available for the right girl flexible all right depending on the person situations isn't how we get along I won't answer the people I feel are fickle sketchy must be saying that a lot of people actually because I watch Judge Judy you know but I'm telling you a lot of people do search for roommates on Craigslist so I don't think this is this is something wrong this is nothing wrong okay and this is a homemade a homemade tattoo gun [Music] you're gonna stop this mess man Craigslist Christmas was nice vegetable stuff like I know I'm gonna film will feel all sorts of rashes if I try that'll make that in need of cat kitten are whoo here we go hey there so me and my partner I've been talking for three months about giving a cat or kid how we would take care of it what foods to give what we would need we were just about to start looking for our new fur baby and then my partner was arrested for public urination that we're going to let him go but notice of public urination charge on his record from before so they are doing something looked they did he peeled pretended that to inspect my girlfriend my partner and I enjoy pet play what I'm looking to hire a woman must be a woman to come and inspect my partner while she's in pet mode you'll come in pet her play with her thin rubber glove up inspector before giving her a clean bill of health you can play with her more after her inspection or just leave are you wanted on holiday girlfriend let's be clear I want a girlfriend but I don't really want a girlfriend I just want one for the holiday looking for mail for s and G and for M I don't even know what that is kakie married white male looking for a strong male to fulfill a fantasy of mine I am looking for a hot discreet shovel and go shovel it got a situation where you drop up and shovel on this note from my driveway and sidewalk and then just leave you know what for sell baby shoes never worn shoes have been won't been eating but is there is that when the mama like I'll put my free Corvette are so comfortable you'll feel like you've always dripping it in fact if anyone asks tell them you have always dripping it like new except small stains and trunk must pick up ASAP and some people even didn't so glad I'm this new y'all about rid of the all end because I'm telling you something I know I was at Oracle now I understand there was a dead body in the trial a free Aki a full-size bed frame outside yeah I bet that could be hooked up to them free boards now I was just talking about you can hook that up to that free bench and those free frames in the beginning of this video I'm telling y'all by the end of this video y'all can have a free bag thumbs up if you don't thumbs up anyway cuz you thumbs up [Music]

Channel: Alonzo Lerone

Views: 1,890,533

Rating: 4.948133 out of 5

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Id: 6rJKKIXxhh8

Length: 15min 19sec (919 seconds)

Published: Wed Oct 03 2018