Dumbest Fails #78 | DUMB POSTS AGAIN (2020) | Alonzo Lerone

get a dictionary so uh yeah this is the dumbest pills I don't know if you guys know my dumbest fellas I have some new people visiting me and well not here but on the Internet and if you don't know what dumbass spells dumbest drills is where I talk about the stupid stuff that people put on the Internet and trust me there is a lot all right I have over 50,000 today but the reason why I'm coming at you today with this intro is because one I haven't done it number spells in like four months all right and two I've noticed on my Instagram I posted a tick tock of mine and I don't know if you guys know but I do have a tick tock and what happens is when I post it on my tick tock sometimes I do share it on my Instagram feed now I did notice by the comments I am slowly getting back into reading in the comments but I've noticed a lot of people are happy that I'm keeping myself occupied and smiling again and laughing and that's why I wanted to come to you before I start this right now I don't even know what Edition or what episode this is it's probably 90 91 as keeping myself occupied that doesn't only thing that I can't do because there's nothing to do but I did record a video or two before you're seeing this so I do have videos coming but number three I don't know I probably lost count from that I am going live I plan to go live this month because it's one of the benefits that members have and to become a member there's a link in my description box to become a member and it's probably like youtube-dot-com forward-slash alonso /join it's in the description box and one of the benefits is me going live and you guys get to converse and all that stuff with me and if you miss that live members only get to have that link for future viewing so that's that so I will be talking about it more on my next session probably in a week all right and yeah ask for your question how am i doing I do have my good days and I do have my very emotional days it's very new to me and yeah I'm just gonna leave it at that because this is we're gonna we're gonna smile or go through these tweets and post that people's yeah I just gotta start let's get the ball rolling all right and before I begin watch your step there a small step some way oh gosh all right someone tweeted me this not too long ago all right here we go we apologize for any offense but subway is doing our absolute best to help ensure the stopping of the spread of the car 19 Corona boy y'all can't even spell it right therefore we are carry out only we have taken several measures to ensure safety in our stores and they help protect our community I can't believe y'all spelled that right again a we of whoo jazz for any Oakville subway keep things like they're just everything must hold I know the way subway the way subway and what's the other one Bojangles or KFC but the way these people be misspell stuff I just know it has to be in the contract and terms and guidelines that it has to be approved by the general manager and the very least I'm gonna read y'all this story bike once upon a time there was a turtle how lived inside a big bee cave and had no family it had a hard shell it was my turtle in the cave it had a dark cave - it was too dark y'all let's give it to Calum for at least know the difference between two and two it was too dark you couldn't see because the turtle was too small I just just complimented you on because that turtle was small it was smaller than a bug the turtle laid an egg today or tomorrow it had a bomb this day I was not expecting so business common sense it's a safe gesture to carry a rifle shotgun in the case was there a crime committee quit wasting taxpayer money like a Democrat I know what crime is being committed right now good grief put on your bifocals before you try to insult someone crystal he look like he Texan not talking pictures bad yeah I'm telling y'all if y'all see Ben on your Facebook and y'all see his request I'm telling y'all ignore it or decline it just his Bob be like girl you look good will you pack that bag lunch they said breaking news we will not pursue negotiations with Vic Beasley this offseason Austin talk about source literally [Music] the blue check should have been your first Falcon we're the ones that are not pursuing negotiate yeah it's cash looking outside the window the ones with the blinds down because I already know you probably try he probably planning his escape right now cuz he tired eyes can you married a woman who she is did not she that hurt she win is for and then daint important why man yeah yeah the left side of my body it is crazy soon as I post single my phone won't stop going off I have been being stalked by for a woman I don't know none of them this is crazy I kind of like it maybe single lights aunt too bad I could get used to all these message to pick I have been getting y'all know for real that my left side y'all I'm telling y'all I think I haven't read this daddy's ain't helping me at all if anyone's a classic entertainment center it's only $75 alright now the description says hi I'm a sadly uh intimate center in great connection and you would need to pick up the item as well or for best offer me girl today ASA thank you for stopping by y'all I would say that this person is doing it on purpose but if you look at the name if in his first name is Bill even Lloyd is spelled wrong for crying out loud Lauren can board too won't move member toes Sydney my sister Liv mb2 I'm gonna find Bobby friend not s Casone all fatso missing teeth I'll tell you what I'll get a roll of free toilet paper two rolls if y'all can dissect this in the comments right now if y'all can do that right now yo not one but two three toilet paper rolls too if anyone wants a sequins dress it's only $40 hit me up right I told my nephew who selling a baby for $500 selling brand new born baby for $500 baby is two weeks old it sleeps don't make noise at night formula it clothes will give to you can give you the baby four-year-old sister for free I live in the quarantine if I'm there and a quiet influential neighborhood I work for Department of Children and Families I don't want to be judged for not wanting these kids your first saw I thought you always selling one baby holy [ __ ] jalapeno look like mommy's I repeat don't eat the cheese dip yo beep yeah cursed I repent please do not repeat what I just wrote you have to give it some time for the intercession to wear oh my god did he just say you will go back and see her as soon as you're able to and they will let you know my heart and prayers are with you if you need anything let me know I'll tell you what I did Mike I need you to enable the spell check immediately bubbles's standing live for eight bucks is so a Black Friday job I don't know what is a Black Friday that's how long this bid I have not done like I said before I have not done a dumb spells probably three four months willing to stand in line for you so you don't have to $8.50 in our please resume available on request but all you need to of resume all you need to know is 1 I'm 300 pounds 6 foot 3 - plenty of felonies v Valeo knees up so know plenty of Leone so no need to worry about me backing out of a fight to the 33 will clap out a housewife if it means getting you a TV or money back and I don't deliver the product you heard me for you you will clap out he is from he's been in jail before never heard that term and here's a nasal vacuum yeah I just read that I don't know why that's things I don't know about that thing vacuumed up my spit but I'm just gonna I'm probably i'ma try to say this twice this is a nasal back you sniff for Slough snorter straw vacuum stuff atutor a nasal back you sniff it up store the straw so I go to Starbucks and the lady worker said the car from you just paying for your order oh my god that was so nice emploice in yeah it's like a chain you're the fifth person that everybody's paying for the car behind them me employee me employee me yeah I can I y'all that's that's me I'm just saying if I'm feeling good I don't think i've done this before i forgot what is paying for if i'm in the car and someone paid for me i'll probably insist of trying but i feel bad cuz i don't order that much a job through mine is probably six dollars no more than twelve I just know if I pay for the car behind me that'd be that family band that's carrying about six kids and two step-wise talking about $60 so my daughter ripped her jacket yesterday and I told her I wasn't fixing it well this is the little no she left me if my coat not fix when I come home I'm gonna step on a crack kids still know about this one what's a great art is only fifty thousand dollars break are with us no mastic time wait a minute now this looks like one of those Greg's that nephew cut in half and put it together so much food global warming huh I call [ __ ] yeah how can huh Thank You objects oh here's some tweets about this Grimes girl I guess she's married or the baby mama of that Tesla guy what's his name Elon bus so paper magazine had tweeted that Grimes is currently in beta form Grimes have replied to that and said as I mentioned many times in the past warden if is a digital avatar that I've been working on for over a year it is not a social media account for my unborn child please don't try to create controversy about my baby whose privacy I plan on protecting apparently a lot of people didn't know she was pregnant or even if this implies that she was pregnant so check out these responses to Grimes she's Fergana she's pregnant she's pregnant she's pregnant she's pregnant egg can grind grain and grime from Lauren is drop his drums impregnated is she's in purge it grab ain't a period since she got pranked will it hurt baby top of his head you just want to mess up the rotation like that is she 38 plus two weeks per Garden table she had bleed while she is perjure she much in sissy's or why what why did someone send me the yeah I don't know what much emphasizes on why the fuss Isis's infection the fetus I don't know what they trying to say if y'all really feeling hungry right now because drive-through is the only thing open in most restaurants y'all can get this classic chicken sandwich for $99.99 or if y'all want the spicy chicken sandwich is also $99.99 I told y'all they are price gouging these things I'm telling y'all the truth I rather eat that KFC donut chicken sandwich again going to the doctor tomorrow to see if I have ammonia if your boyfriend God and his family ain't put you in his a [ __ ] you worried would you be mad what I almost had a stroke trying to break this job did you mean obituary a great Lion of Israel was killed by a rabid dog today we pray for his family y'all might have to pray for me because I don't really know what they're talking about nu Delta Faucet false and false it $100 y'all new Delta false it have two new ones they're high and false it that you find million dollar home I highly doubt it and if that's the truth that's thing installing y'all better check the serial number once you buy this one hundred new Delta [ __ ] unless you illegal migration you get away with anything crimes after crimes a little illegal migration because II cuz King African commented a running man first day of collage and some tells me is the last page what if a zombie a pack of lips really happens yeah I gotta go y'all please be safe out there and I will see y'all soon with a new video too not tomorrow in a few days I will have that video I recorded February 6th last month the one I was talking about a few videos ago I will have that up next a lot of people were voting for it but you know it's happened so I will have that video next alright I will see y'all very soon bye thumbs up anyway [Music]

Channel: Alonzo Lerone

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Id: TNW7PMQDJiE

Length: 17min 30sec (1050 seconds)

Published: Thu Mar 19 2020