Top 14 Crowd Work Moments of the Year (2019 BEST OF COMPILATION)

you go with that mac and cheese dog that's good okay I thought she took a bite without your permission you were looking upset he was looking I was dead he look at her like [ __ ] you lucky we in the front row [ __ ] let me tell you something you were lucky we're in the front row because it was about to be a problem what it dragged you out here caveman style we are in the back no I'm just joking you're too sweet you look adorable you're knocking how old do you guys just turn 18 si let me everybody stop let me help you let me help you answer that [ __ ] question again okay do not ever say just turned 18 again in your life [Applause] this guy's trying to get locked up over here right if she's 18 you go 18 18 and legal don't be like just turn you're not the [ __ ] brazzers title that you just gave me for her Jesus Christ jailbait you look like one direction and you're about to go directly to jail that's what he was proud of that [ __ ] too wasn't he Steve he's like just turn 18 yesterday fresh as they come that's like a hamburger from the creamery man let me tell you so what was it like [ __ ] when she was 17 [Applause] don't answer [ __ ] don't it yeah leave this kid ollansky [Music] welcome back you guys trading off peace tag team in the piece I like that that's a good move did you wash your hands you do okay man we don't do that we only wash our hands of someone else's in the bathroom no and we might not even do that we might just turn on the water and look back lazy looking on he watched me flake wash my hands sometimes you even want to tell it to like yeah oh gosh I'm not touching you bro just go be great don't be great I know you're appealing your hand man we do not wash our heads if I wipe and nothing comes in a toilet paper I'm not washing my hands either I'm not I'm not gonna do it for one reason for a reason but my [ __ ] is magical if my [ __ ] told me I don't need a wash okay you have to because you're all invested in you you know what's that I don't have to I could just whack and then it's done I touched my dick but my dick is clean how often does the guy washed his dick before you suck it [ __ ] you make him wet wipe his dick before you suck it well you just whip that thing out and you suck it but I don't get women are so weird like your cleanliness [ __ ] right it's like look I'll use a [ __ ] wet wait for your hands or use it what is that lotion called not the lotion is clear Purell right it says you Purell at everything but then when we finger you never Purell right my hands still smell like hamburgers and you don't even care I'm smelling my hands this hamburgers bra you just said you require more cleanup because you don't have a stream you just have like a release yes it is have you seen women beat that [ __ ] is a mess you pee it one stream don't lie to me don't [ __ ] lie to me try to pee one stream that shit's coming down both of your legs yes that's why you've got to squat way back like that you ever see a girl piss in the [ __ ] Street never once you see the girl just piss like that in the street right if you had any control to string you just lean over you'd be like that but every time they pee they're like behind a car and the sick weird squatted motion right - screaming at their foot block may block me block me right and you just [ __ ] peeing into your boot that's what you're done you're pissing right into your [ __ ] boot no toilet paper nothing there's a boot full of piss that's why you were open-toed shoes so it just slides right through and then how do you fit here you just cock-blocking this whole social enterprise that do you even know them at all you don't know them at all they just threw the ethnically ambiguous people all at one table that is how people work they looked at your face they're like [ __ ] she fits cried from Bangladesh to some [ __ ] they'll figure it out put her at the panjabi MC table would you put up the panjabi MC table thank you very much what is your background can I guess it your mix your mix between white and not wait [ __ ] you know us whites are good at tell it was someone a white man we couldn't that's it I've got a spidey sense me like there's some element in you that's the melanin and then I don't know when that word ends I feel like it just keep going melanin even in a minute black and white knew that [ __ ] pops is black or mom is black pops a black mom wait that's what's up hey you rarely see the other one stepping up sisters catch some white dick every once in a while what the [ __ ] no we got good dick too it's not as long but you know stays around [Applause] funny black guys dicks is so big they can leave and still be in you that's back now I'll be back I'll be back you just keep hold on to it yeah you hold on to that one for a little bit what I'll be right back we're going some smokes we got some smokes still together when you write you write baby you've gotta give TSA trouble darling right this GSA's worst nightmare like are you trying to blow up the country or sneak into it what the [ __ ] huh what is your background can I guess can I use my racism for good you're allowed to use your racism for good can I I'm gonna start with the region I'm sorry we got to go with the region okay I'm gonna say Middle East okay are you Middle Eastern you're Middle Eastern as well okay a little too confident product all right once that Eid Mubarak comes around you guys going off we got really excited about that [ __ ] I don't know what the [ __ ] that thing is but I love I love when I meet Muslims and I say yeah bubonic there but white people know things about us my flip-up whoa whoa this is so good look here's the extra banana tickets from another pet if the oh it's your Christmas but don't y'all believe in Jesus so then Christmas is Christmas [Applause] what does it mean Eid Mubarak happy Eid is it Mubarak Mubarak we're still in the eared 7 days guys I'm trying to find funny in this my brain is working all of our time but I can guys I feel like all myself up okay so we didn't figure out your Middle Eastern poor Middle Eastern a rich like are you all money or proxy war what is your in between ain't no in-between uh with the gangsters are against us you're with okay but you don't have a little money you do have oil money in your country you know oil money and you're in the Middle East it's really oh they don't have any oil dude you know pissed off they gotta be about that [ __ ] that's the one bad investment Jews have made we'll take this lens right here this is book this is fine trust me there's got the ocean view everything you need why would you want to be in land what is in lands nothing important over there fifty years later like maybe we should expand the little money maybe we should move in a direction that has something of value okay our biggest export is hummus I don't think we are going to get rich [Applause] I'll [ __ ] good guess who guessed that that was a good caster even though you're wrong that was a good [ __ ] bastard you were to be aware of like Middle Eastern finances Jordan better watch out bro Palestine is the buffer let's see what's going on over there that's it what do you call that petra that's a nice nice thing to look at what's beneath there okay I'm [ __ ] I don't know dude you better not be like Qatar Oman or none of these sense what does it say what does they do Yemen is their [ __ ] do Yemen Yemen got Sarah McLaughlin music on a commercial huh every time you see picture like in the okay which one is it Iran bro [Music] [Applause] you totally threw me off that's not fair that's a rich country are you kidding you eat [ __ ] caviar that's part of the diet I can't trust these [ __ ] Iranians I can't [ __ ] trust them good [Applause] I'm glad Ben Affleck handed it to you [ __ ] y'all TSA is [ __ ] well then half let's just walk right by the bubble America and then just walk still let the guy go rule five o'clock shadow got the [ __ ] out do you speak Farsi you speak that [ __ ] do you worship a goldfish that's part of it don't lie there's a holiday probably like your Christmas oh you're Jewish in Iranian first of all that's a tough one guys oh that's a rough one dude cuz you got no place that's like home outside of Beverly Hills [Applause] is that is that your daughter [Applause] Mubarek no it's not a joke I'm not gonna be doing any more jokes out here oh the guy who rolled in said is dead a joke huh [ __ ] I didn't bring you back up [ __ ] you every ass [ __ ] cut the carbs if people gonna be carrying you around on a cot damn tux I carry this son of the [ __ ] downstairs you want his heaviest pair of sneakers you could have bought some moccasins you got some Jordan twelves on them shits give you calf exercise I hear is bad appreciate you man my brother my brother nah I see you man you look at diesel girl wellhe that upper-body got natural yes hey this is what's my excuse nothing bro you got me tell you one thing I could do that though [Music] [Applause] well even that horizon that [ __ ] is far oh how that [ __ ] happen might as well both take a seat out here you don't have any good coffee a doctor [ __ ] up for real you hit him over the head no like did you did you get money out of it well I'm saying is you could be rich you gotta sue that [ __ ] crawl your ass over to him and then get that money you could have got him bro we'll go get him what was his name Moses name God oh [ __ ] with all the dark cuz we just imagine you picking up your own leg so if you can stop that by doing the wheelchair you gotta quit life man what's your name man JD I appreciate you coming out who's this to you right here oh [ __ ] so answer the question we all want to know [Applause] liu chuwu what baby he said mouth closed oh boy oh you mean is it so he's pointing at her chest he got a logo at the chest how's your aim [Applause] I hear you I hear you dog you said you pull out games on point no kids Jesus Christ let me tell you something I did not imagine he was gonna have this much confidence bro this [ __ ] is a lot Russ I thought we would have one or two back and forth my man doing wheelies in the front row line acha heckle you ant lean on this [ __ ] what's up my girl she's right next to me look at her tits savage bro thank you I appreciate it he just he just uplifted me and say do you think bro you could do it I get it I get why you win on now I guess I mean I something eating healthier oh [ __ ] okay where's gonna take a quick stab we'll come back in a minute all right thanks [Music] [Applause] hey man she seems like she's alright I just want to let you guys know cuz you seen weird so she passed out real quick Carla she's cool alright she's good I want to say this [ __ ] just lie to me right now are they good are you okay sweetheart you're good all right hey two shots of Jager on me that's in here the crispy white teeth a little tinker out on the strikes are they just gonna do the whole procedure right here at the show this might cause extra minutes this might we're gonna see the whole procedure there's gonna be extra hey guys they don't make those shirts bigger I started about to give you a heart attack bro let's see your heartbeat dimension I can extra smedium this watch I pass out there like that leave that [ __ ] there yeah oh it was funny it was funny before this I want you to make sure you have a good night we're gonna take good care of you okay no people wanted a comedy show tonight Matt wrap this up babysitting this is no go time also self is only where she died um I said I want I want to catch that body man anyone else in my show a little bit earlier over there no body man nothing crazy that's not only credit you might die [ __ ] luck thank you rush your ass out of here now I've never seen them make someone walk they were just on one side that's got to be against medical practice right and you know you even know how to do it either he just had his healing in his hands I heard him say he's teaching a merengue that's not that's going no manual isn't like just grab their hands and walk now slowly that was crazy man Carla what happened she had a seizure so she was she hit white lady listen I know I know I know I know I know I know you know what also isn't funny anything you were going to say for the rest of us you don't got to be here either though that's okay you're allowed to go to that's fine if you feel comfortable but I'm gonna roast this [ __ ] Roma's sugar you know you're coming to my show tonight [ __ ] candy canes Oh Lord and of course you know my [ __ ] show all right so how much how much shakin are we talking did it look like she was laughing lay those people [Music] it's like in your mind you're not thinking anybody's gonna die right so when you saw her laughed it's like really going you're like yo this girl I gotta find everything buddy man I wish I was higher which is gonna be miserable for the next hour that's what you wanna do hey nobody's nobody's texting you what you're looking for who's texting you her Oh faith are you crying you're not crying did you just do a sympathy weight women are something special matter I saw this almost died that you made it about you [Applause] listen to your boyfriend you know we don't nobody cares I don't care you gotta realize I don't care nobody else good I know you care I know you feel like you're your we need to get rid of this girl yeah you get rid of this girl group 2 now and you've done bro and I said that's it bro you need to get rid of that oh my god you angry at yourself that you need help that's why you angry at yourself you took that's what that is that's off there I brought her back to life Lightman's our along to see the sinner go over there I want you to say [ __ ] and I walked over it I was is she okay and she was like I go to ambulance school or they do I can't believe you sat there lift that what we die that's so crazy [Music] it is always crazy that's how I know we're in Florida because anywhere else there being more concerned for what happen tonight do you see how call everybody rather like the wound was dying and all of you was looking like but always eager right that's your wife no fiance or wife wife wife wife how long you guys been married a year and a half that's what's up was that adorable but what no I don't understand that reaction why did you say all what was that we got one single ass [ __ ] over there outside you suck you know she said well mrs. jeez I almost threw up yeah I hate not love Jill only ass you here by yourself be honest here if I be honest not at all you with me with a guy you would is that does she have a dick it's a man or a woman it's a man your best friend Yohe friends on you that's [ __ ] up yeah you know how you get out of the friendzone is real easy you just go like this one way in one way out baby [Applause] got some wisdom on Sage and wisdom you guys never hooked up at all you feel like throwing up a lot why would you say that he's right next to you cuz oh you play for the other team oh you're a lesbian oh all right I see what you're saying sir are you straight you're straight okay that's what I actually think we need to team up a little bit more straight people with lesbians I mean that [ __ ] yeah cuz y'all like E and [ __ ] you know don't you wish you could just hire lesbian to tap in when your girl wants a [ __ ] ain't like but you just go and start it up and in a second your girl closes her eyes you like yogurt room get in here handle that [ __ ] up [ __ ] they're gonna she dive in first like Sonic [ __ ] swan dive into the [ __ ] right when she's about to [ __ ] so you guys are best friends have you ever been with a dude you have how that should go you weren't into it why cuz you didn't come yo I'm gonna tell you a little secret most women don't you know man it's uh you might still be straight [ __ ] I'm this Mel I guess it's like trying pizza once I mean I like all pizza no you know like that slice well well you okay but like you don't hate okay cuz problem trying to understand it this is all trying to understand like you like the feeling of a dick right you must hold on I got this you got the [ __ ] ACLU in the back this is hates me Kenny Powers a ha like a dildo looks like a dick not a [ __ ] you don't you so you get a pocket [ __ ] just rubbing up against her [ __ ] like if you really love [ __ ] you and get a pocket [ __ ] and just scissor that [ __ ] all night yeah that's right you know if you're a four-star lesbian and you got pocket [ __ ] at the crib bro you've got a flashlight just like tell me that don't make a little sense nice friends a girlfriend girlfriend what are you guys you're just friends you never hook up at all you've never done anything you never now what we're the show-me-state showing that Dyke [ __ ] you got bicurious glasses no give me the glasses now let me show you listen these guys right here you ate some [ __ ] man I'm sorry look at that right I put these shits on I can see labia on everybody right you can see a menstrual cycle with these [ __ ] looks like both eyes are the same or now it is and you guys never hooked up at all you know you got little hands you got tiny little head oh [ __ ] look Meg out here making guys feel good about them so ha bro when she grabbed it look like she was holding a bag the Louisville Slugger right hands you've heard that before right guys just look down you're the only girl I'd be like just jerky wouldn't feel like a man tonight don't even touch that just reach it for each other yeah you don't got lesbian hands that's your brother you know her for real she's [ __ ] and you're just a friend you don't know you just know him through don't look at her look at me I'm talking okay I can see who the top lesbian is in this relationship may I speak now may I respond to the question will I get my [ __ ] a later response to this one you are tough huh you laid him little hands down like this you ever been backhanded by the Burger King hands the whopper jr. hand you know from school okay okay that's what's up what's your name thank you you know black people step it up step it up step it up step first of all you need to give that so damn black shirt to that woman right there okay cuz your shirt don't make sense for you nama chinami that's a white woman name - Nana black people they're a little bit older have you ever heard of a white person named chinami I feel like that's the second singer and every black man in history there's Teddy's number one and then shenana bro what is happening right now what's your name Bull Connor yo Game of Thrones is over white people y'all need to really just relax give it up it ain't coming back jinan uh what is your name vole gana that's how you say [ __ ] and lesbian you know let's got their own language right you supposed to get this little table this Maddie you know what what I say man I don't understand what say Ville Donna so will Donna but what's the W it's at the V did you just show me what a peel up huh listen listen girl if there's one thing I know hope that you know it looks like it's of me star put out that big open [ __ ] when you almost took a lick to me what's wrong with you Phil Donna and Donna Jo Donna what's your last name oh you guys are Russian polish Bosnian that's just south Russia right it's just the scary whites they're scary whites don't [ __ ] with these whites guys you can [ __ ] with like English whites don't [ __ ] with them these user [ __ ] is chasing around Liam Neeson Anna taking movies it's been three movies it's like y'all get over he was your cousin bro it's not even you killed my second cousin twice removed I will exact vengeance on you for killing my second cousin twice removed were you born in Bosnia right what is it like to feel like free to be gay you don't gotta hide in like the barracks at a castle anymore I don't know what [ __ ] looks like a Bosnian I imagine it's a lot like King's Landing don't they film it over there how far is Croatia from there it's right next to it oh that's right you guys got all this beef but you're the same right it's Bosnia Serbia hers in the NGO Villa's Montenegro I don't even feel comfortable saying that one right Mountain agro that sounds like you ride in black dick something you know nothing about pissed off as parents you got a black woman I thank you for Montenegro all the way to st. Louis and now your what this happened this is another family name we give up everything we saw all three dragons to come again what's this come cool cool menthol yo you got some black ass white [ __ ] out here how about a lot cool menthol cigarettes you got some black ass white [ __ ] out here well something happening to st. Louis what the [ __ ] say one of these for later and give you this back you knew I wanted one how'd you know well we gave it away it was my aura what else did I want oh whoa that sounds like anal did you just turn gay in the middle of your sentence is it not at that the nine is pistachio oh you are gay oh really you must have came out the [ __ ] crying Berlin get this awesome egg I don't want nothing to do with this oh you know why couldn't you just c-section me [ __ ] oh that's disgusting who's that doctor he's kind of cute who's hey dr. clean this placenta now are you a top or bottom are you a versatile he gave us a lot of information to respond to us he said there's no such thing as versatile what does that mean sir I thought if you take it an ass and you give it in so you if you give dick you're not gay I'll be honest with you let me be let me be let me be honest with you I'll be honest with you I feel like if you're a top you're not as gay yeah I mean like you just put in [ __ ] but I've done that like that's light work who hasn't put digging but but if you get [ __ ] you deserve a float in that parade dog that [ __ ] is serious blue - nah come on bro we got pills for that [Applause] staying hard is easy man we got technology duh or you just take your thumb and just push that [ __ ] in there whip your dick like a splint remember we Kobe would break his fingers these bags we put a spin on that finger so don't bend at all damn bro so you do both you're a bottom though you like getting [ __ ] that's what's I know ia that's what you like what does I don't even know what you're talking about right now buddy you like getting [ __ ] but you like getting [ __ ] in your butt whatever I want I got there's some competition on the table is some of these use it mal Sylvan water later guys I got it now presses on okay so the gay [ __ ] right have you ever tried [ __ ] bro never in your whole life gold star not platinum not gold star gays you never [ __ ] a girl but platinum star gaze you at came out c-section never even touch [ __ ] not once you almost made it bro except for your hard-working ass mom you know how nasty was your mom's [ __ ] that you were like never octet your mom had the big labia this [ __ ] was like a car wash you get to go through your entire life never worried about getting someone pregnant like think about that you get to leave it all in there son that just got real gay bro I don't know it's like son that got a little too real right you just laying dudes nothing you wrote us crazy you're a [ __ ] how easy is it to get laid as a gay dude be honest yeah you 15 minutes to please don't do that just soak up the seat [ __ ] gets off the seat like all right we probably carry that [ __ ] with you know you got suction on that [ __ ] no on some dudes booty holes loose how do you know you got tight but you know what if you got loose but you don't you never just take a [ __ ] in a block [ __ ] comes out like a Campbell's soup can you guys from reasonably Arkansas is that around here I don't know how to map works at all his Arkansas clothes it touches you [ __ ] with me or it really touches no way yeah what else touches did you just hit on me is this your this not your boyfriend that's your first date you can't hit on me during the first day that's crazy that's [ __ ] up now you do have some big-ass titties I'm Maya [Applause] Lopez Lopez the supper grabs dogs I forgot [Music] [Applause] nine brothers threw it at me bro I'm supposed to do screw back at me I'm supposed to walk away what you share you have you ever done that have you ever been with two guys tonight the first time to God I gotta make sure his dicks mono mono hi bout to be hot there was some bigger dick dude he's [ __ ] you're making all this noise and that's not [ __ ] you're like this is cool that's fine that would be crazy though don't be the two dudes that's too messy that's a messy one Yeah right just one that's a good guy you got a good beard that's a nice beard on him that's a good ass beard how old are you 32 feet all right you know what it is it's a tough one that's a tough question I know I started with the hard ones we just gonna get easier you know man what's your name I'm really try throw him a layup but my man is bobbling that [ __ ] bro all right so he's 31 and a half that's what he was trying to say all right 32 though 32 32 good beer you got any kids no kids you got kids how many one kid and you were gonna let two guys [ __ ] mamas night outs Jimmy are you on the birth control well too late but you know this yo girl I'm crazy birth control that nuvaring do you guys know what that is that is crazy it's no well just leaving me on this it's so it's like the rim of the condom without the condom just the rim of it and you just leave it's a ring you just leave it inside the girl's [ __ ] right and we're [ __ ] in that [ __ ] fell out and it was like are you Sonic you got rings phone that's a [ __ ] like I guess it is a spike but you can't be doing this [ __ ] but don't just leave [ __ ] in your [ __ ] that's just weird and if you do you gotta tell us cuz you finger girl she got this like there's trash or something it's weird if there's like right it's weird you know is that the one you're wrong you're on marette oh did you think I would know him by name that was adorable hey marina to me is where boats are at not on that being said your vagina is used for docking so I do this guys I do this I do this for a living I don't know if y'all know that but I do it for a living I don't play around so the marina's a pill so it is the ring can you feel it in there you never you've never you've never answered I am like thoroughly confused so you don't know what's in there oh that's the IUD now I'm teaching you this why you got pregnant girl don't know nothing about birth control so going through this world knows this it's what wait what put down the [ __ ] post there something like that some waste my goddamn time you can see the whole city skyline phone that one thing who the [ __ ] ass here I'm trying to be pretend interested in these Latin business you think I don't know you can see the skyline buddy let's look at the skyline all day this girl's got huge tits then mr. western looper would ever over here actually technically it's not being it's a sprout yeah most people confuse a spotter to be that different Thanks oh [ __ ] we got to keep you around just a cock-block for no reason let's walk out to a girl like damn girl those heels must be tough to walk those are wedges that's it's not exactly a kill but some wedge some sub people are fertile Bhagavan you damned us [ __ ] up where are you from this what's your background why do you tend looking you're Cuban oh that's what's up man that's what's up technically she shouldn't be here the training bar gonna kill violence that's the only cigars balsa people from coming to America this is quite where are you all Cuban what are you you're white but this is there something behind that because we're talking about like countries you don't know where your backgrounds from do you know are you adopted what's your last name we're gonna figure this out it's super easy to find that way from our a white [ __ ] bro I thought we had this one technically it's a Scandinavian man right surfer Ragnar who fight you later and season 3 of the show [Applause] this passport later that night great I'll have a condom sorry to interrupt guys but ain't all you got wrong you write diagnose rate I don't know to rank could be Irish but you've never asked you never like so you don't help so you know exactly where the [ __ ] [ __ ] my truck this guy in the second row this black guy in the second row is completely passed out I'm gonna show you how to wake him up ready awesome good [ __ ] weed how do you wake a black guy up hold on I got it child support and I'm ready your father's hypnosis still nothing I got it there's naked fat white [ __ ] everywhere now he's dead bro there's no way the black dude up he gotta be dead probably sleeping so peacefully he's even got his hands cross son this is hilarious leave him leave him leave him leave him leave him leave Leave he's comfortable he needs this [ __ ] he's had a long hard day black guy how do we wake up a black dude who's clearly oh we got two black guys right here thoughts yo your girl got your phone yo your girl's lookin for your phone Bo she lookin for you phone she gots her password I got you yo that got next you trying to suck your dick yes you got one what is that no he's fine nobody ever died like this hey bro you okay okay [Applause] bro cause the water doc are you okay we got worried about you dude now we were concerned cuz I was trying to wake you up and I said there was naked fat white [ __ ] and you didn't even budge bro you know how wild that must have been a woke up and people are cheering for you I never woke up like worried I do that's what happens at the old people home Mill Street gets out of bed there was like you've made it one more day on it you're dead bro that's hilarious you good though bro grab some water man we were concerned I mean that I mean that sincerely I'm not [ __ ] around we were concerned yeah you smoked a little bit you're just a little tired a little bit I mean you were passed out there's 700 people in here they were screaming don't like literally we were all joking around and then we had to people go no no no actually just check on him real quick because how [ __ ] crazy would it be if you were dead that would have been much dude dude imagine the first 10 minutes of the videos I just laughed at them the next 10 minutes is like oh [ __ ] revive up or no CP come on what's your name bro what's it Trayvon nice to meet you Trayvon I'm glad you're good I'm glad you're back we've assigned you a white man to make sure that everything's okay he wasn't sitting with you in the beginning of the night but she looked like you might need some assistance so he's there and if you fall asleep again we've instructed him to lick your earlobe so and look at his face he'll [ __ ] do it that's how he got in his fraternity he will [ __ ] do it in a heartbeat he is ready look at him drinking water he's like [ __ ] no clue until this moment whoa man but you're like the most normal looking albino I've ever seen usually you guys are a little off or something right like when eyeball sticking out a little bit like that guy from Harry Potter what was this but you're like a handsome [ __ ] albino man how long do you guys live Wayne are you here to look after him guys just sitting next to me if I start doing some albino [ __ ] just [ __ ] just do what y'all do okay and by that I mean call a [ __ ] doctor cuz y'all can't do [ __ ] but do you guys have the same life span I mean that you don't know you haven't looked into that at all guys I don't know I'm not sure maybe they could live forever I don't really know I never you know I never really spoken to an albino for this long are you sure you're out behind el bro 100% what is your like are you white or black you're black oh [ __ ] no this is the list saving it say the n-word and prove it prove it what do you then say the n-word and prove it [Applause] bro that's hilarious because this Mexican right next to you said the n-word a thousand times on his lips I come over all say that [ __ ] you got it what they all say that's funny so do you feel comfortable saying the n-word because people don't notice that you're black what Jesus Christ from that God heavy dude that one was heavy right I know you're black but you seem very caucasian when he said now bro the way he hit that all right there did there's a little whip sound at the end of that all right Jesus oh what a fascinating life you must have you look like the legend of albino pants really specific everything that Will Smith movie where he's the golf dude dude that is nuts okay now what is your accent where are you from you're from Nigeria this is getting interesting bro do you know how wild that must be to have him look you in the face and say I am Nigerian can you not tell I am that dude you should with that beard bro you should start telling Nigerians your part lion man that would be what's your name and if you say Mufasa I walk right off this stage right now hike I'm disappointed is this when they named you they didn't know you were gonna be all buying overalls I believe you you're about to show the ID I believe you oh let me read the other [ __ ] okay I think I'm gonna need to Asian to step in on this one bro this is Wow y'all Nagas vowels out there bro ik bone wasa - wasa I boom wasa ik bone wasa ready for his middle name I'll give you his last name first right Oh give me n it pon wasa Oh game in middle name David [Music] [Applause] they knew you were gonna be white boy they do that [ __ ] and I get my white one just in case fell just say you David it's bum David you shouldn't tell your girlfriend bro you should wait to see as a kid just marry some asian chick and wait for the kid to come out black as [ __ ] just black as [ __ ] she's just giving birth the head pops out she's like it's not done yet put it back this medium rare we got married people in here who's married what's up look at Catholic gasps Boston y'all still get married what about just couples just regular couples couples okay how many how many years together we got how many years together we got five three three years three what is these guys over here are you black what are you he said Dominican they think that's different no Dominican swear they not black right Dominicans all day will swear they're not black and then just say the n-word like what no no we could do it it's okay it's okay it's okay the worry about it we're not black but when it comes we are and that's your girl right there how will do you wrote and you miss how are you 30 30 and 31 Dominicans you should be great grandparents by now what the [ __ ] you mean you're not married [Applause] you'll never seen Dominicans at 30 not married yo come up on stage I need to see y'all get up on say both you get the [ __ ] up on set we need to see this is a unicorn's right here get the [ __ ] up I need a show crowd we are breaking stereotypes come across this is nuts man you about to see a real live relic a dominican man and woman 30 and 31 years of age unmarried Wow man I cannot believe this so you said you've been me together for how long three years they've been together oh [ __ ] let me give you this so that they can see you three years you've been together man why aren't you guys married askin [Applause] be careful what you wish for [Applause] you better put that [ __ ] ring on [Applause] will you marry [Applause] get down there that I just want to let y'all know that we were prepared if she said no hit it [Applause] [Music] ah [ __ ] is the best man no congratulations to y'all all the married people looking like not a second song was the right song you won't realize it now but in the future you'll know it was hard to organize this I just wanna let you know I gave a complete stranger to minikin my number I'm glad we did it that [ __ ] was fun that was good that was beautiful I was a little nervous for a second I know we're in Boston I thought he was gonna slide a Dunkin donut on our finger but he actually had a ring so everything is good

Channel: The Andrew Schulz

Views: 8,565,117

Rating: 4.9143662 out of 5

Keywords: andrew schulz, andrew schultz, comedy, comedian, stand up, brilliant idiots, flagrant 2, podcast, sports, entertainment, pop culture, commentary, comedy club, near me, jokes, charlamagne, charlemange, breakfast club, interviews

Id: juqUnA94NyQ

Length: 73min 1sec (4381 seconds)

Published: Thu Jan 02 2020