Doing Putin Jokes In Russia & Getting Our Tour Guide Fired | Dropping In w/ Andrew Schulz #44

[Applause] [Music] [Applause] Wow Wow Wow guys hello how are you it's great to be here we're in [ __ ] Russia baby we made it the Cold War is over this is just crazy man thank you guys very much for coming out I hope some of you understand me we're gonna find out if you do I was doing a little research before I came to Russia because I wanted to like learn a little bit about it I was watching this documentary that you guys have about global warming is called Chernobyl I don't know if you're single you guys see that it's pretty hot man it gets pretty hot over there and it was it was interesting because I was I was very inspired by the Soviet idea of togetherness right these Soviet ideas that were one nation one flag one people no classes everybody the same and then turn old will happen and you were like that's Ukraine I don't know that's that's not this that's them that's completely different people it's different listen they're prostitutes go to Europe our stay here it's different it's not the same at all we don't Ukraine has nothing to do with Russia okay except Crimea we take Crimea what Ukraine over there you don't know Russians you do not give a [ __ ] you do not care they got a forest fire in Siberia the whole forest is on fire and Russians are like winner will come you know yes your solution came from Game of Thrones what's that matter babe Russin [Music] okay here we are what up everybody we just touched down in Russia I'm with my man Vladimir's your real name you have a lot of my real name we're learning some interesting things about my show so you said that they're gonna be people don't speak English in the show yeah later there's gonna be a translators he onstage with me no he's this in a special I don't cage no fun like you guys put people in cages there's gonna be a little delay for some people la them yes you have to wait more I'm right okay this is gonna be fun there's certain bits that I am very excited to tell because of this because you're gonna have their we are officially in Russia my hair how you good we're doing it for with Katya Katya where are we going to eat that cut is a little camera-shy what are we doing tonight got there we're doing an interview what's the interview for tomorrow morning oh no I don't think we're doing that one and you said there is like a blacks only water fountain what's he in there son this is this is pork this is lesson borscht as made with beets onions long period blood we put a little bit of sour cream and then there's that's fine but I need to get a AB cell or something like that you can't shake the ship is up for where you're constipated do you know what that is wait you know diarrhea yeah the opposite support so I have that so we need to go to a pharmacy and get something for my support every time I travel which is closed up for and Russian anyway I really gotta do some of this haircut bro this haircuts before anyway so we out here in the Russian pharmacy trying to get cured [Music] [Music] I can make in the dark all right so we missed the radio thanks to you that bush key got douche key was all your fault some new developments Kate has been fired and that makes it we told her that you can't fire from the family you know I mean so now she just hang it but how do you feel now that you've got some more free time on your hands Kate [Applause] you feel that you belong finally it's super hot out here I didn't know it got this hot out here in Russia but it's time to go on a boat [Music] so that was the guy that move the capital of Russia Moscow same here also first black but that just like a very historic hit and the thing that he has in his hand actually move you can see the flags on it where he moved mark dude if there's ever a cathedral that was used for luring in little boys it's gotta be this you gotta put the flats on now you got it but first let me say for Alex this girl she came up though she's a part of Obama [Laughter] [Laughter] [Music] [Applause] [Music] twenty-five black a lot of people don't know this about Russia but Russia is some of the most strict laws against homosexuality there's no holding hands with guys in the street definite okay relationships nothing at all so what we're going to do is indulge in straight heterosexual Russian culture by getting in a bathroom guys [Music] dr. Cheevers how schoolboy q guy you look like schoolboy queer [Applause] [Music] [Laughter] we interrupt our program to bring [Music] smashing [Music] and what and pop with it good eye you just finished a bottom you know it's called the button yeah what's it called - it's called the bottom right now for a little bit tired but we're gonna power through we're going back to the hotel where we're going to eat tonight Steve and I'm Georgian August Jordan so earlier today we went from eighty to ninety percent if you've left my service in English and now we're down to 25 percent and that's not a comment twenty-five but guys they're gonna be wearing headphones one of these things some of you do some of you go who speaks the best English on the panel well you have a microphone yep okay so you'll say it I'll say a line then you translate it okay okay Putin Putin okay there was a picture of him on a horse with his shirt off and everybody was making fun of this picture but I don't think it's funny I think it's progress yeah especially the most of the progress because Catherine the Emperor or the Queen Catherine good idea well you can sit in that great she used to get [ __ ] by the horse weevil Aleutians and now your leaders are writing it so that's good except internationally there not at they lost acquaintance with the babies this is best for your career that's your performative open mic for sell more tickets tomorrow and is it true that Queen was raped by a horse no she wanted it but you didn't know this part of Russian history so this was our yeah in England it was a sheep the on Lambros pea-soup care yeah it has video we both muscle car level [Applause] that's the right exercise keeps hitting me in my nose that's it I agree with Antonia Brownlee said he needed changing Hellmuth these numbers are absolutely ridiculous are you about to kick us out of here only if you get catching guys NFL season is back okay you know what we're gonna go gamble we're gonna go gamble at my bookie calm my B oh okay ie dot-com all sorts of amazing things they got this hundred thousand dollar handicapping tournament only cost $100 to get in and that's right you could win $100,000 okay one we got here stiff 100k my bookie it's got live in game betting on every single NFL game okay and for you fantasy nerds out there you can pet the over-under on fantasy part I really got to get a better helmet here's the reality okay they're gonna match your first deposit up to $1,000 you know what that even means do you know what that even means that means you put $1,000 in they match it you're gonna candle all that money that's only at my bookie calm and ybo okay I eat calm you want all that good stuff he's gotta use our promo code all right that promo code is Angela my bookie calm promo code Ansley [Applause] [Music] [Music] later [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Music] [Music] we did forget there's a lot of people don't realize there's a lot of similarities between America and Russia you know we're not that different right you like Russian brides we like Russian brides you know you like bomb in Syria you know it's fun isn't it fun no poo n controls your country booing you know since it's wild to be all the way over here you know it's cool to see different things most beautiful women I've ever seen in the world hands down most beautiful women I've ever seen a whole world Veronica we gotta talk until about 35 and then something [ __ ] happens man the women here age like football players 35 get the [ __ ] out of here thank you very much I appreciate you guys so much for having me man that's my time I think it's really cool what's happening here with stand-up comedy I think that uh yeah thank you I think like it's it's it's it's so it's just such a special art form and I know how do I says I know how much Russians appreciate the arts you know I know on the outside you have this very grim exterior but that's because if you smile they were like why is he smiling go kill him he's too happy right isn't what's these nights it's too cold for smiling go kill him he's gonna do something but I know how important the arts are for your culture obviously the ballet you have all these great writers music I know how much it means to you and it would be really cool to see you embrace stand-up comedy like you've embraced all these other art forms so it's very special what these comics that are doing this right now Volvo how Ksenia all these people that put this thing together soup or town man it's so cool and I'm so grateful that you're having here so thank you very much have a good night thank you [Applause] [Music] [Applause] [Music]

Channel: The Andrew Schulz

Views: 1,385,150

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Keywords: andrew schulz, andrew schultz, comedy, comedian, stand up, brilliant idiots, flagrant 2, podcast, sports, entertainment, pop culture, commentary, comedy club, near me, jokes, charlamagne, charlemange, breakfast club, interviews

Id: MC--IPkjRWE

Length: 20min 25sec (1225 seconds)

Published: Thu Sep 12 2019