Hey, hey!
Focus up, America! Today, one of us will be the
moderator in a focus group... And the other will be
participating in that same group. Now, the participant must read
all the answers on his survey. The thing is, his completely
embarrassing answers have been written
by the moderator. If you can't read every answer,
in its entirety, you lose. Shh.
Q's really focused. Murr, the dress code today
was Steven Seagal, so good job. [ Both laugh ] [ Door opens ] Hi, everyone.
Welcome to Focus Suites. Q: Look at this guy. Joe has got to answer
all the questions that Murray wrote for him as
his own and own those answers. So, Murr, if Joe answers all
those questions, you lose. Okay. So, first, Michelle, where do you get your news
primarily from? Mostly
from social networks. Social networking.
So online. Okay. And how about you, Erica? Yeah, I said Twitter but also
social media in general. Okay, and, Joe, where do you
get your news from? Sal: Here we go. I think I ate too much cheese
this morning. [ Both laugh ] That's what you wrote
as the answer? Yeah. Uh, re-reading this,
I guess, uh...I misunderstood. [ Both laugh ] Okay. [ Chuckles ] How did you get here today?
Michelle? -Train.
-You took the subway? And Alexis.
-Subway. Murr: Subway.
And, Joe, same question. Oh. I took this
a little bit more. This is all open interpretation,
but I said, "subway," but originally, I came here
from my mom's Tallahassee, A.K.A. her rubber ducky... [ Laughter ] ...A.K.A.
her strawberry smoothy. [ Laughter ]
[ Chairs crashing ] Sal: Murr's getting
his ass handed to him. Does price greatly influence your choice of technology
purchases? Howie, how about you? Yeah, as a poor student,
I would say it does. It does, for sure. And, Joe, how about you? I wrote, uh... I have a wife and Bichon Frise
who spend money like it's coming
out of my wiener. [ Laughter ] Sal: Murray, you got
to get Joe here, man. He's coming out swinging. I'm sorry.
What is a Bichon Frise? It's a Bichon Frise.
It's a little puppy. How does the Bichon Frise
spend your money? Oh, the Bichon Frise eats
a specialty diet, via the wife
spending the money like it's coming out
of my metaphorical wiener. Joe really took ownership
of that one. I feel like
there was some truth there. [ Laughter ]
Okay. You better pull out
a big gun, Murr, because he has got
you on the ropes. Final question -- Joe,
on a lazy Sunday afternoon, what is your
preferred activity? Mm. Yeah. I Dutch oven my cats,
mostly. [ Laughter ] Look at this guy! Joe:
No, I Dutch oven my cats 'cause that's what I said. [ Laughter and applause ] Joey! Looks like we've gotten
through every question. [ Buzzer ]
[ Laughter ] Okay.
How's everybody feeling today? -Good.
-Good? So, why don't we get started? Nicole, what is one word
that you wish people would use
to describe you? Passionate.
Okay. That's great. Jacob? A New Yorker. New Yorker?
That's good. Sal, what is one word
that you wish people would use to describe you? Joe: Here you go, Sal. I wrote "papilloma." Murr: One word to describe
yourself -- he's got an S.T.D. Like, human -- I just answered
very honestly, and I recently went through
a little bit of a situation. [ Laughter ] So, you want people to
describe you -- "That guy Sal -- He's a real papilloma"? [ Laughter ] Uh, also, uh... driven. [ Laughter ] Leslie, have you ever
served jury duty? Yes, twice. Yes? Oh, twice? Yes. Okay. Nicole? Okay.
All right. Uh, Vincent? Yes.
Yes? Uh, Sal, have you ever
served jury duty? Uh, yes. Uh, I sent a man to die
in jury duty, actually. It was a hoot. [ Laughter ] It was a hoot? What did he do? Unclear. Unclear. Unclear? But you sent him to die. No, no, no.
It's -- It's -- It was -- It was --
It was circumstantial. [ Laughter ] You sent a man to die on an
unclear, circumstantial crime?! All right. How do you give back
to the community, Jacob? Through working
as a counselor. Okay.
Working as a counselor? Sal, how do you give back
to the community? I go to kids' school,
and I rap about my time that I spent in jail so they don't make the
same mistakes as I did. [ Laughter ] -Give a rap.
-Yeah. [ Laughter ] All right. [ Beatboxing ] Joe: That guy's
helping him out! [ Beatboxing continues ] [ Rapping ] ♪ Don't make
the same mistakes I made ♪ ♪ Don't get yourself
taken out of grade 11 ♪ ♪ And go up to heaven ♪ Joe: Look at Q!
He's just enjoying it! ♪ Yo, 'cause you were a fool
when you were in school ♪ [ Beatboxing stops ] Give me five. [ Laughter ] Murr: Respect. Um, well, we'll just skip
to one last question. Who is your favorite celebrity,
Vincent? That would
be Jesus Christ. Jesus Christ --
favorite celebrity? Leslie, favorite celebrity? The person I came up with
was Amy Adams. Amy Adams?
Oh, she's great. Q: Sal, who is your favorite
celebrity? [ Laughter ] Jaden Smith. Who is Jaden Smith? Jaden Smith
is Will Smith's son. Joe: Q, I can't believe
you're going there. [ Laughter ] Is there anything else? No, that's all I wrote. 'Cause it looks like
it goes on. You got to read it, Sal. Uh, I have a tattoo of him
on my thigh. 3...2...1. [ Laughter ] You put Will Smith's
son on my [bleep] thigh! Could you... Well, if you wanted to see it,
I could show it, but I didn't think
that would be appropriate, so I'm not gonna
show it. I want to see it. [ Laughter ] Yeah, let me see. It's just on my leg. It's just a tattoo
of Jaden Smith. It's nothing bad. Okay. Wow. [ Laughter ] He doesn't want to see it. You are not kidding. That's a photorealistic tattoo
of Jaden Smith. Murr: Look at his face! I thought he was [bleep]
too. [ Ding! ] Uh, good work.
All right. Well, guys, thank you so much. [ Buzzer ] ♪♪ Chase: You guys can take a seat
wherever you like. How's everybody doing? Q: Moderating
is our boy Chase. He's gonna be guiding
the whole thing exactly where
we want it to go. The topic today is gonna be
artificial intelligence. I do need a volunteer
for a notetaker. Yeah? Okay. This notepad right here,
you can just dictate, sir. Good acting. Sold it. So, for the first question
today, how would you
describe A.I.? It's man-made... ...computerized. I think of robotics,
and I think of artificial. I think it's in many different,
like, platforms now. We have it
in our cellphones now. Type, Sal. Woman: Controllable, but then
it could not be controllable. [ Laughter ] Murr: [ Laughing ]
Look at her.
Q: She's already in. What aspects of A.I.
do you see in everyday life? "Okay, Google." Alexa.
Like, Nest. I think it's like a hub
for, like, the temperature. Like, thermostats.
Woman #2: Oh, okay. Woman: You could, like,
update it from your phone. Woman #3: Like, close your
garage door. Things like that. Yeah, like -- or even,
what is it, smoke detectors? Q: "It went great." [ Laughter ] A.I. can be destructive in that it removes, like,
the humanity from people. We begin to rely on things to do
work for us other than people. [ Laughter ] Joe:
[ Laughing ] "Sexist!" What does that mean? Oh! I'm just -- what I was gleaning
from the conversation, but -- When did we say that? No one said that,
though. [ Laughter ] What steps can be taken, then, to prevent
an A.I.-related disaster? [ Keyboard clacking ] Man: So, like,
the self-driving car, I think -- I don't know.
I think right now, it has to have a driver
still in the driver's seat. I don't know if they're, like... [ Laughter ] Joe:
How do you not close it? I'm thinking about just, like,
my spouse is very tech-friendly. If I didn't have him, I probably would be, like,
still in the Stone Ages. [ Laughter ] How do you
keep that open?! Q: Wow.
Sal was unbreakable. [ Laughter ] Chase: So, today, we are
going to be talking about artificial intelligence. How would you define
artificial intelligence? Type, Murr. It's supposed to help us
have more efficiency. A computer that can think
or any something that can think, something that's programmed
initially. The scope to
have a conscious, but if we program it
with enough, it can do other sums that
we can't, and then -- I agree with you. The people who manage
that type of technology, they, like, have the... It's just so instant,
isn't it? They can be on their phone
chitty-chatty with their fingers
but can't have a conversation. [ Laughter ] Murr's not closing
his laptop. We have to get him to
close his laptop here. I think, also, another thing
is, like, your photos, and if you lose those,
it's not -- And these days,
we didn't live the moment, and we sometimes took a photo,
and then, yeah, remember this. And then, like... And then we're able to go home
and go on the computer, and then there's a lot of
negative things on there, a lot of people that put
a lot of negative things. Chase: Oh, I see
what you're saying. And then it's fueling people to
think instead of being connected and going out and seeing
the goodness and the love of humanity. So -- But then I don't know
if I'm drifting off. I think that
you make some good points. Let's review the notes. Yeah, she said, "Your photos,
and if you" -- "These days, we want to live in the moment,"
then, "Oh, I remember this
like I never had." "So what do you all think
about that? Because I think
that we're able to. I think that we should
have more interaction and be more connected. And we are able to go home
and go on the computer, and there are a lot of
negative things on there. Is freaking people
to be connected instead of going out
in the world. And people could be, like,
anonymous, you know? But then I don't know
if I'm drifting off." That's all I got. I don't think it was meant
to be verbatim. Nailed it. [ Bell dings ]
Q: Wow! [ Buzzer ]
[ Laughter ] -All right, okay.
-Here we go. Joe:
Q is in the driver's seat. Murr: So, Q has written
all of Sal's answers. Yes. Sal will be reading
what Q makes him say. Okay. We have Steven, right? Courtney, uh, Al... He called him Al! Sal. Sal. Sal. Okay, cool. Sorry. No problem. Murr: And here we go. Okay. We'll just start. Dwayne,
do you have a nickname? No. No, no nickname. Uh, okay, Al. Do you have a Nickname?
-Sal. Um...bologna cheeks. [ Both laugh ] Where did you get the
nickname "bologna cheeks"? -Friends gave it to me.
-Yeah. It's relatively new. "It's relatively new"! Stuck, huh? It better not stick. [ Both laugh ] You're coming out hot
right away, Q. Uh, okay.
Let me ask you another one. Please, thinking about
smartphones, what comes to mind? Courtney? Apps, taking pictures. Perfect. That was
an excellent answer. But you know who I think is
gonna have a better answer? -Al?
-Al's. Okay. Al, think about smartphones.
What comes to mind? The time that I... accidentally sent a naked selfie
to my sister... Murr: Oh, my God.
[ Laughter ] ...and then she sent one
back, so... [ Both laugh ] Joe: Great answer! "And she sent one back"?! Wait a second. She sent back a naked --
a naked picture of herself? He's turning the screws! [ Laughing ] We've all been there. No?
[ Both laugh ] Oof. Next question. Steven,
you want to start with it? What do you do for fun? I play basketball
in my local community center. Okay. Al? [ Both laugh ] It's Sal. I thought I said "Sal"
and you said it's "Al." No, it's -- it's been Sal
since I've been born. [ Both laugh ] And what do you do for fun? Uh, I love to paint. -Paint.
-Mm-hmm. What do you paint? [ Laughing ]
There's more to that answer. What I wrote here was... I use acrylic paint... and a mirror between my legs. -What?
-What? [ Both laugh ] It's a -- it's art, man. Okay, I'm just not
understanding how it works -- It's art.
It's subjective. [ Laughter ] Joe: Q is gloating! Q's got something
up his sleeve. What are you painting? I do whatever it takes to,
uh...make art. Uh, very unclear on what's --
what it means. Ha! You got to answer,
buddy. I guess I -- I don't know. Maybe I... taint paint. [ Both laugh ] All right, well, follow-up
question for you, then? And I promise
it'll be the last one. Murr:
It all comes down to this. On a lazy afternoon, what's
your preferred activity? [ Both laugh ] Well, it depends. [ Laughing ]
He's blowing... If there's a girl... [ Both laugh ] He's pointing
the guns at him! [ Laughing ] -If there's a girl with me...
-Right. Oh!
It's a Mexican standoff! Sal's got a gun! A Mexican standoff! ...I like to be, uh...
lazy all over her. [ Laughter ] Let me know
if you don't get it. [ Laughter ] [ Ding! ] Oh! He does it! We're all done here.
[ Buzzer ] Oh, too bad, Q. ♪♪ Today we're just gonna be
designing the perfect city. Joe: Sal wrote Murr's answer.
Murr wrote Sal's answer. At the end, they're gonna
vote somebody off the island. Imagine you are starting
a city from scratch. What's the first thing
that you do? Uh, Amber, would you
like to answer this one? City planning,
infrastructure, and, like,
public transportation. Great. Uh, James, would you
like to answer this one? Uh, sure. Um, I would separate
the C-section people f-- from the vaginal births, just
to get an idea of those stats. [ Laughter ] For what reason do you
want to know that stat? We should always be thirsty
for knowledge, and there's
no wrong answers. Yes?
-There are no wrong answers. [ Laughter ] Uh, let's go on
to the next one. What would the city's
sports teams be called? Janelle, would you
like to answer this one? Yeah, I just went with the
Giants 'cause I'm a New Yorker. -Okay.
-That's a good one. Man: Sal, would you
like to answer this? I had written --
I thought this was cute. The Mexican Marshmallows.
[ Janelle laughs ] And I'd -- And I'd be --
I'd be the captain. Why "Mexican"? Why? Because my friends --
They mess it up and think that I'm Mexican
'cause I'm Spanish, but they get it wrong
all the time, so I just put a little of
my own personality in the mix. Hmm. Might want
to get new friends. I couldn't agree
with you more. [ Laughter ] ♪ Dun-neh-neh-neh! ♪ Uh, let's keep moving. Benny, what would you do to
encourage business in the city? Benny: Lower taxes.
That's what I thought about. Okay. Sal? Uh, I think tax abatements
are a great way, and, like, 15 years, no taxes
for mom-and-pop shops, and then 20
for the titty clubs. [ Laughter ] I used to run a small business,
and I had, uh -- [ Laughter ] Uh, how else would you
attract tourists? James? Uh, I wrote "Ladies' Night
city-wide on Thursdays, and 5-cent ass-blast wings
on Saturdays." [ Laughter ] -Yeah, it might, right?
-You're on board with that? Joe: She clearly
likes Murray better! How much were
the ass-blast wings? Murr:
5-cent ass-blast wings. Okay, Sal, what types of parks
and/or other public spaces would you create? I'd grant poor kids access
to the sewer immediately. What the hell, dude? -Ohh!
-Why? There's a lot of the sewer
that is abandoned, and it's ripe for
space to re-develop and make into, like,
recreational areas. No, you're --
you're saying that I'm creating a city
out of thin air like I'm Jesus. I'm talking about -- No, you're not Jesus.
You're the Mexican marshmallow. [ Laughter ] I have to agree
with Janelle here. [ Laughter ] Okay, uh, James,
would your city be more progressive
than other cities? I wrote,
"Yes, of course. We'd be open to all
gay and straight lords." Lords? Gay lords and
straight lords. You know. [ Laughter ] Joe: Look at Benny!
Benny loves it! Thank you, everyone. I want you to write down the
name of a person at this table that you would not take
to your city. Oh, this is gonna be good. Janelle, how do you
spell your name? [ Laughter ] Uh, it is actually a tie
between Sal and James. [ Laughter ] Wow! That means I would have won
if I voted for you. [ Buzzer ] Man: Hello. Hi.
How are you? Sir, James.
Michael, nice to meet you. And?
Joe. Joe, nice to meet you. James Murray. Hi, everyone. Thank you for your
time and patience today. We appreciate it.
Can I just put this here? [ Laughter ] These questions --
there are no right or wrong answer,
so please feel free to be honest and we'll have
a little fun. It won't take too long. Sal: Joe has got to answer
all the questions that Murray wrote
for him as his own. Let's start with the first
question. Uh, okay. So, what is your
opinion on the afterlife? Perla, what did you write
to the question? It's a possibility.
Great. And, Joe... Here we go. ...what is your opinion
on the afterlife? Well, I wrote here,
"After I die, I'm coming back
as Beyoncé's middle finger." [ Laughter ] Can I ask why
her middle finger? Well, statistically,
the middle finger is the most used finger
on your dominant hand. I don't know
if you knew that. So, that would be the one
I'd want to be, 'cause I don't want to be an
unused finger -- the pinky. Q: [ Laughs ] Put a ring on it. [ Laughs ] He's putting Beyoncé's
middle finger right in your face
right now, Murr. [ Laughs ] All right. Let's change
the tone a little bit. Uh, Michael, have you ever
served jury duty? Yeah.
And, Celia? I have not.
You have not? And, uh, Joe? Um, if I'm gonna be hon-- Have I ever served
a jury duty? I-I feel like everyone
in this room hates me. [ Laughter ] That's what I...
You wrote that? I feel like everyone
in this room hates you. Why would you think that
everyone in the room hates you? I'm not following the answer. Well, I read people's body
language, vibes, and that was just the vibe
I was getting, so I feel like everyone
in the room hates me. Murr: Okay. Q: Look at Barb!
Look at Barb! Finish this sentence. I feel my best when... I can help others in need. Michael, I feel my best
when... I feel my best when I'm
at work on an event. Joe? Um...
Here we go! ...I feel my best
when I'm not in this room because this guy
definitely hates me. [ Laughter ] Michael, do --
do you mind if I ask? Do you hate Joe
for some reason? [ Laughter ] I mean, I could be wrong. [ Laughter ] Q: Murray's playing it
well now. Murr: Barbara, if you had
one wish, what would it be? To have a home
that's paid for. [ Laughter ] And, Joe, if you had one wish,
what would it be? Um... [ Laughter ] ...If I had one wish, I wish I was
this girl's mirror. [ Laughter ] You wish
you were her mirror? Yes. [ Laughter ] So, not money or wealth
or world peace? You wish you were
Perla's mirror? You said there was no wrong
answers at the top of this, so I'm just shooting
you straight. If I had one wish, I'd wish
I was this girl's mirror. Q: Oh, Joe! F.U., buddy!
F.U.! Okay. And then, finally,
how do you spend your money? Perla, please? Pay my bills
and buy anything I want. Okay. And, uh, Celia? I have down rent, food,
clothes, pet supplies, charities, and then out
on the town. Q: Out on the town? Okay. Interesting.
Okay. And, Joe, final question --
how do you spend your money? Uh, in the past,
I had a wife and Bichon Frise spending my money
like it was coming out of my metaphorical wiener. [ Laughter ] Uh, currently, I still have
my wife and Bichon Frise. I bought a Cockapoo,
as well. Um, I... Tricked out a Fiat and a
house with a hefty mortgage on Long Island
and a baby on the way, and I've got no more
[bleep] money, basically. [ Laughter ] So, you spend
your money on bills, and then below that,
there's nothing left? Nothing after that, yeah. You've got no money left? I live, yeah, paycheck
to paycheck, basically. And this guy
definitely hates me. [ Laughter ] Q: Joe got through
all of the questions! That was one of the most
interesting focus groups I've ever participated in. He's a weirdo, huh? [ Laughter ] [ Buzzer ] All right. Okay. So why don't we
just get started? Since I was a teen, my sense of humor has always
been "out of this world." You know what I mean? For instance... Hello, Earth beings. I'm here invading
your Earth camera. Prepare to die as we attack
your planet from Moon X. And the music has stopped.
What is going on over there? Oh, my God!
What the hell is that?! Joe: [ Laughs ] You dork! [ Laughter ] Well,
I still wear that fedora. [ Laughter ] And then, uh... All right.
My troubled teen years. My nickname was
"Clunt Baby." What does that mean? Joe:
"What does that mean?" [ Laughter ] What does Clunt Baby mean? All I know is that
I came home one day and my mother was like,
"What's up, Clunt Baby?" And it just stuck. [ Whistles ] [ Laughter ] Nowadays, I'm the Slump Buster
of Staten Island. Joe: Explain it, Q.
Murr: Explain it. This is what
a slump buster is. Um, do you know
how, like, sometimes you go through dry spells
in your personal life and you haven't been intimate
in a while?
Ohh. And you're like, "Well,
I got to break this slump," so you just go out
and you find anybody. You lower your standards
to the bottom, and you get someone
that you call a slump buster. That's my zone.
I'm the slump buster. [ Laughter ] Clunt Baby busts slumps. Clunt Baby busts slumps. [ Laughter ] Oh, I spent the summer
in Jordan. This is, like,
your travel part of the movie. Exotic locations,
exotic people. Well -- [ Laughter ] Murr: In Jordan. I spent a year in Israel. Here we go. [ Laughter ] So, that's my life. [ Laughter ] On a scale from 1 to 10, how likely do you think
that you are to go see this movie? A 5. Probably a 5, also. A 5! Murr: Wow! ♪♪ We are a market
research company that works for both independent
and network television. We're gonna pitch you possible and potential
new television ideas. Fire away. -Yeah.
-Okay. Murr: Now, Joe wrote
all of Sal's ideas. Sal wrote all
of Joe's ideas. So, I'll pitch my first idea. It's called
"Eat My Nuts, Witch." [ Laughter ] This show answers
the question -- what if we sent a bully
from the 1990s to the Salem Witch Trials
of the 1690s? Will the bully
continue his bullying ways or have a change of heart
and save a good witch or two? Witch, please. [ Laughter ] How do you -- How are you
portraying the witches? 'Cause they weren't witches.
Right? These are just -- Well, they believed
in practices that were, at that time,
deemed to be supernatural. And so we inject that
1990s teen bully in there, he's going to befriend
one of the witches on trial. Yeah, I'd love to see,
like, the female, the one that he befriends,
be a really strong female. Oh, in these times?
Of course. That's what
we want to lead with. "And then we burn her." And then she might get --
You said she gets burned. Yeah, she gets burned. [ Q laughs ] -I'll jump in.
-Yeah, please do. Murr: Here we go, Joe. Two Wimbledon area drug dealers
ply their lucrative trade at the world's
most famous tennis court where the cocaine is
as white as the clothing and the only thing
hotter than the tea is the crack pipe in
Queen Elizabeth's hands. It's called
"Game, Set, Crack." [ Murr and Q laughing ] It's always fun when you have a little bit
of the underbelly shown, and we thought what better than having, like, you know,
a queen with a crack pipe? And it's a cocaine story. Well, it's a tennis story
wrapped in a cocaine story. -What?
-Ohh! Like a "Breaking Bad"... Exactly.
"Breaking Bad" for tennis. Sounds great, Joey. -Two good ones. Yeah. You're up.
-Okay. "Freaky Every Day."
Not "Freaky Friday." -Oh. Just Friday.
-"Freaky Every Day." Denise has an important job,
a passionate husband, and a mischievous daughter
named Bridget. Bridget finds a magic amulet
that switches her body with... her dad. -Q: Ugh!
-Murr: Oh, my God! [ Murr and Q laughing ] Uh-oh. Now Dad is in
a 13-year-old girl's developing teenage body, and Bridget has to be a passionate husband
to her own mom! -Q: Oh, my G--
-Sal: And guess what. It's forever. [ Murr and Q laughing ] So think about the kind of box
we're painted in in that one. Has to be a passionate
husband forever. Well, this 13-year-old is gonna
be in the father's body, sleeping with
the mother forever? The switch is forever. And then you can't see
your mom ever again. Not that she's gonna stay
in the relationship forever. "Who's -- So who's
banging the mom?" [ Murr and Q laughing ] Q: Sal's covering
his face. Look. And just -- It could
get so many questions. Like, who's banging
the mom? The mom's gonna be banged
by whoever she chooses. Seems like a tough
elevator pitch.
Yeah. -There we go. Right.
-Murr: All right, Joey. We're inventors
conducting a focus group on our brand-new product. But we have no idea
what it is, since the "invention" was
created by the other guys. At the end, we'll ask them
how likely they are to buy the product
on a show of hands. Whoever gets the fewest hands
raised loses. -This is gonna be ugly.
-You're gonna be ugly. [ Telephone rings ]
I'll get it. ♪♪ So, how's everybody's day?
Good? -Good.
-Yeah, thank you for coming in. Appreciate it.
I am an aspiring inventor, so I am here just to showcase
some of my prototype/products. I will show you
my first product. We threw Joe under the bus
right at the top. There's no possible way
he can explain this product. Okay, so... Here we go,
here we go, here we go. I'm excited to show you
the product. ♪♪ -What the hell is this?
-[ Laughs ] These here -- [ Laughter ] I'm excited
about this product. So, these here I call -- Uh, uh. These are, uh...
brick-flops. They're flip-flops with bricks
attached on the bottom. [ Laughter ] What is the thinking
behind this? The thinking behind this is you
know about all the rage is the exercise shoe. When you work out
with these, it focuses on the Achilles tendon, which is the weakest part
of the leg. Woman:
I don't believe you. That looks really crummy, and those look like
used flip-flops, and that's, like,
a really crappy idea. I wish you would speak
your mind a little more. [ Laughter ] Working out's
all the rage, and the brick-flop really
plugs into the market. Then you put them on
and show us. -Yeah, yeah!
-Do it! Do it! No, I'm showing them
to you. All right.
If you'd like me to -- -Yeah, take your socks off.
-Of course. I'll be more than happy
to show you. She's all over him, man. Well, I mean,
these aren't my size. [ Laughter ] [ Glass crashing ] This is not gonna --
Yeah, it's just a prototype. What the [bleep], dude? How much time
did you spend on it? This, about 20 minutes. [ Laughter ] The brick-flop is not a concept
that you're buying into. -No.
-No? -Probably not, no.
-Probably not. So, by show of hands, how many
people like the brick-flop? Zero. Okay. That was a brick flop. Now, this is a product
I wanted to show you guys, I was excited about. This is... Q: Explain that, Joe. This here is, uh... ♪♪ Glasses with side-view
mirrors attached. [ Laughter ] The mirrors
are not for you. They're for people behind you
so they can see behind them. These actually are
a great accessory with the brick-flop,
if you put it all together. I have to be honest. I really cannot imagine
anyone wearing this. Is it the color? [ Laughter ] By show of hands,
would you buy this product? -As a gag gift maybe.
-So that's a...? I would say maybe,
under some circumstances. -There's one. Okay.
-Oh! He got one! He gets one.
[ Ding! ] Have a seat, please, guys.
Have a seat. -Here we go.
-Thank you guys for coming. I appreciate it. My name is James Murray.
I'm an inventor. You're opinion is really crucial
at this point in the process. So, let's get started. Here's the product. [ Chuckles ]
This is... It's the Crotch Watch. ...Crotch Watch. [ Laughter ] These days, it's all
about wearables, right? Right. Crotch Watch takes that
to then next level. [ Laughter ] It's great
for many purposes. It's Wi-Fi-
and Bluetooth-enabled. You can download your e-mail.
You can respond to texts. [ Laughter ] As you're running,
you can seamlessly, easily check
what time it is, your heart rate. It does have
a heart-rate monitor in it, too. What vein
is it reading?
[ Laughs ] I'll show you, for example,
how it would work, okay? Let me just... This is worn
outside the pants, just so you're clear. [ Laughter ] If you're running -- If you're running
and you get tired... [ Breathes heavily ]
Read my e-mail. Respond to Sandra. [ Laughter ] You can also use it
in business meetings. Let's say I'm here, and I'm in the middle
of a business meeting, okay? How rude is it
if I go... Less rude is this. [ Coughs ] I've just responded
to a text. [ Laughter ] Start programming it. I can set
the alarm to go off. Q: Just jiggle
your nuts. [ Laughs ] Now, you can set the alarm
to go off under the table. So, for example,
if you would see me... [ Laughter ] I'm actually setting
the alarm to go off. "It's also good
for the single man." It's also good
for the single man. You're out
and about in a bar, a beautiful lady asks you
what time it is. You tell her
to take a look. Okay.
Now she's interested. [ Laughter ] No, man.
It's the Crotch Watch. [ Laughter ] Sorry. "No, man." By show of hands,
how many of you think you would actually purchase
the Crotch Watch? -Two!
-Whoa! Wow. You're left not knowing
what time it is. [ Laughter ] Pleasure to see ya.
How you doing? So Q has a product
that Sal has never seen. Murr: And Q's got to sound like
he's supporting this product. But he's not.
But in actuality, he's
undercutting Sal the whole time. He's just trying
to trip him up. We focus-group products
that we create to gauge interest to see if they're worth
bringing to market. Joe: And here we go. Q? ♪♪ It's Toxic-O's, the market's
newest, hottest rat poison. [ Laughter ] What in the world
loves brightly colored boxes, circular-shaped,
candy-looking food, characters,
and stuff like that? You know,
what will look at this and put it
in its mouth and die? Rats. [ Laughter ] Tell them about it, Sal. Let me take
you through this. Someone comes to my house.
-Take us through it. I have a rat problem.
Someone comes to my house. They see this, and they might
be like, "What is this?" And if I don't want to admit
that there are rats in my home, I'd say,
"Oh, just a fun cereal." It's interesting
that you say that, 'cause a kid did
accidentally eat this once. What happened? [ Laughter ] Uh... Joe: Oh, Q has got
a home run right here. What turns out is
that the poison that affects the rats won't affect
the children as -- as much. It would take
almost five boxes of Toxic-O's
to hurt a child in any way. And to lower the price, we're
also offering a bulk version that's approximately five boxes
for one low price. So it's all in the house. So it's also
economical. But now that I'm saying it loud,
that's probably not the best idea,
because five b-- Tell them about the toy
that you want to put in it -- you know,
the collector's edition. We're gonna put a little rat
jingly toy in here so when you put the rat poison
out and you put the jingly toy, the rat will go right up
to the jingly toy and try to play with it. Speaking of jingles, we came up
with a great jingle that shows
it's just for rats. Sal,
why don't you show them? [ Laughter ] Hit it, Sal. Rat-a-tat-tat.
Rat-a-tat-tat. Toxic-O's will put
your rats to the mat. Ah. Well done. Well done. Take that vote, boys.
Let's see how he did. So, just by
show of hands -- if you would purchase this,
please raise your hand. [ Laughter ] Q has won the game. -There you go, Q.
-Nicely done. We probably shouldn't have
nutrition facts on it. [ Laughter ]
[ Buzzer ] And you're done. ♪♪ Q, I don't know
how you did this, but... it's heavy back here. Yeah. I'm surprised you
didn't dye it, though. There's a little bit
of grey there. Well, I'm not gonna deny
the aging process. I don't even like working out
or getting my body in shape. Let's just age. -Correct.
-Yeah. -Welcome. Welcome.
-Hello. Pleasure. So, Joe made Murray's toy,
Murray made Joe's toy? Correct. What we do is we test out new products that we're thinking of bringing to market for children. -Okay. Here we go, Joe.
-So, this is mine here. This... [ Laughter ] These are Sexy Beasts. [ Laughter ] I got the idea because my
daughter put my wife's lingerie on her stuffies.
And then, you know, there's something
for the ladies too, 'cause you could just
have a raccoon with abs. [ Laughter ] So obviously,
the walrus has huge jugs. [ Laughter ] [ Snorts ] And the kangaroo is more
of a leg-and-back situation. Are these marketed
towards adults? This is for children,
bought by adults. No. Sorry? No. You gotta think --
it's 2-k-17 now. You have to jump
off the shelves, and that's what we're trying
to do here with Sexy Beasts. This is a lawsuit,
dude. You think this is
a lawsuit? Why don't you show them the
commercial for Sexy Beasts? Oh. Yeah. I can't wait
till you see this one. -What?
-[ Laughs ] ♪♪ Woman:
[ Sultry ] Babe-A-Roo. [ Laughter ] Hard-Bodied Raccoon. [ Laughter ] Mother Coconuts. [ Laughter ] Hot Toys. -Oy.
-What is the...? How does this happen? Mother Coconuts? [ Laughter ] "A" for effort, but
this is a terrible idea. "A" for effort,
but terrible idea. Okay. [ Laughter ] Okay, so...my item... Let's take a look
at what this is. Right here.
Aha! This is... It's a pregnant belly
for children. It's for future
single moms, okay? Q: Nice one, Joey. Oh, okay.
Oh, there it is. Now, this is a prototype.
Okay. [ Laughter ] Uhh... So what this is is it--
it's for little girls that are going to be future
single moms one day. [ Laughter ] My daughter, for example, she loves to play
single-mom-with-one-on-the-way. Now she can let her
imagination run wild and actually experience
what it's like to -- to be with child
for nine months. [ Laughter ] We did go Caucasian
with the bump, but -- but it could be, obviously... [ Laughter ] He points
at a Black guy. -Well, show them the commercial.
-Uh, so we have a commercial. Yeah. ♪♪ [ Laughter ] -There. Pregnancy Belly.
-That's it? Yeah, that's it. [ Laughter ] You want to walk arou--
see seven-year-old pregnant girls, really? Seriously, how do you see
that on Christmas day? Yeah, that's a good point.
No, he's got a point there. It's machine-washable.
And it's got Velcro. [ Laughter ] Uh, if we had to take
one of these two to market, who would say to bring the, uh, pregnant belly
for kids to market, by show of hands? Who thinks we should
choose Sexy Beasts? Hands up. -Ohh!
-Ohhh! Blowout. Yeah, yeah.
That's a closeout. Son of a... [ Buzzer ] Hey, guys.
How's it going? -Good.
-Come on in. I'm Joe. What's your name?
-Keisha. -Keisha, how are you?
-Nice to meet you. -Francesca.
-Francesca, Joey. Call her "Franch." Joe: Have any of you ever done
a focus group before? Oh, okay. Francesca: Online one. Oh, you do it online,
Franch? -[ Laughs ]
-[ Chuckling ] "Franch." Okay, great,
so I'll get started. This is... It's a briefcase. There you go, buddy.
Open that briefcase. It's kitty litter. [ Laughter ] Are you a business person
on the go? Do you have a kitty cat
that you love? Do you wish you could bring it
with you on the go? -Oh, no.
-No. -No?
-No. Just because you won't travel
with your feline, Franch, doesn't mean
that other people wouldn't. All right,
so, now this is lockable, so you could --
no one steals your kitty litter. "You know,
in some countries..." In some countries... "...kitty litter is
more valuable than gold." ...kitty litter is actually
more valuable than gold. Sal: [ Chuckling ]
What country is that? It's more
the Eastern European regions because it's hard
to import there. So, like the Slovakias -- Anything that really ends
with "-akia." [ Laughter ] But it's easy. If you're on the go,
and you just have this -- This is -- Basically,
you're carrying your kitty litter
with you. "Am I a businessman or am I holding
a briefcase full of [bleep]" Is this a briefcase
full of cat [bleep] or is it important documents
that I need to get to someone? [ Laughter ] You think
the smell's gonna be a problem? Q: "You know what? I took a [bleep] in this
in Saint Louis last year." [ Chuckles ] "It works for humans, too." [ Laughter ] Like, wider, rectangular --
You don't even have to make it deeper...
-He's winding up to say it. [ Laughter ] But this is coming
at you, Franch. You know, this is
a working prototype. I took a [bleep] last week
in this in Saint Louis. [ Laughter ] Nothing. This is my carry-on. I take this with me.
Take a [bleep] in Saint Louis. Nothing. "Franch,
you take [bleep] right?" Oh, wow. [ Laughter ] If you think about it,
cats are the only species that you don't have
to train, right? Franch,
you take [bleep] right? -Mm-hmm. [ Laughter ] By show of hands,
who thinks they would buy this product
if it came to market? One. -Oh.
-Oh, come on! Appreciate the feedback.
You guys were great. And I got a bridge.
Any of you guys want to buy it? [ Laughter ] Murr: Hi.
How are you guys? Pleasure to meet you.
I'm Sal Vulcano. These guys just fight
about everything. Come on and have a seat,
please. Do you think
they would be friends if we weren't in the picture?
No. My product that I'm gonna be
talking about today... [ Both laugh ] ...is the 47 Hour
Energy bar. Finally, right? And then, the other product, that I'm going
to be showing you is... [ Both laugh ] They're wireless tin cans. We call these
the "cantennas." [ Q and Joe laugh ] Okay. [ Chuckles ] Are you like me? [ Both laugh ] Do you find yourself getting
dreary and weary at the 46th hour? I kept on finding that,
around the 46th hour, I would start to
get tired, and I needed something
to get me through that. Wait. This is gonna be
the size of it? That is the size of it. How much of it do you need
to eat to get your... The whole bar. If you want all 47 hours, you're gonna have to eat
the whole thing. [ Laughter ] Say that you need
23 1/2 hours -- right about there. [ Both laugh ] Now, you've seen
tin cans before that have been joined
by string. So, in the past,
you've been limited to the distance that you can
communicate with people. So, for example,
you talk into this end while the other
person's listening, and you just,
you know? And it's very --
and then, you can switch, and the other person can
listen as you're talking. You know what I mean?
It's very much like that. They connect into
any kind of Wi-Fi system that you've got, too. Why wouldn't I just use
my cellphone? Hello!
data-plan costs! Right? [ Both laugh ] $10 for my data plan,
unlimited. There is no data plan
for these. This fits
right in my pocket. You know what doesn't fit
in your pocket? A 4-pound bar. It doesn't even fit
in your stomach. This is also
extremely heavy. That's --
that's a solid foot. Extremely heavy for who --
a Smurf? [ Laughter ] -Wow, it's heated in that room.
-Damn. How many of you would bring
the cantennas to market, by show of hands? I stick with my vote.
-So, one. How many of you guys think
an organic, all-natural energy is the way to go? Joe: One, two. -Three.
-Thank you very much. Q: Boom! And Murr's out. Joe: We bring in products that
we've developed to get feedback and we'll take
a vote at the end -- who do you think
you like better? And here we go. This is mine. This is, uh --
no, this is -- this is... It's a yo-yo-yo-yo.
It's a yo-yo-yo-yo. [ Laughter ] We've taken a yo-yo,
and we've yo'd -- we've yo'd it up
on the other side. You rock the baby? Uh, yeah,
tried to rock the baby. You can't do it
without a cradle. -Do you know how?
-I used to. I used to have
a Duncan Professional. -I used to be --
-Whoa! You can't -- you can
do the double dog-walk? You can't --
you can't do that. You need to flick the wrist.
You need to flick? Yeah. Sorry. [ Laughter ] What if you
have the double? If you have
the other version? What's the advantage
over a single one-line -- You get
the extra yo-yo. [ Laughs ] So, it's a yo--
yo-yo-yo-yo, so it's got more of,
like, you know. It's a fun name
with it. It's probably -- it might,
you know, really play to, uh... Joe's starting to sweat.
Joe's lips are getting moist. Uh, the lip's going.
It's more like, you know... His -- His brow and lips
are getting moist! But this -- I mean,
maybe the commercial? All right, let's hear
the jingle, Joey. ♪ You put it in a dog ♪ ♪ Yo, yo, yo, yo, yo-yo-yo-yo ♪ ♪ Yo, yo, we love the yo-yo yo ♪ [ Laughter ] I mean, there's not
much to it, guys. It's two yo-yos.
I don't know what to... [ Laughter ] Who's it targeting? So this is targeted,
basically, for people -- for yo-yo enthusiasts
or people that wanted
to challenge themselves with a double yo-yo
situation. [ Laughter ] Research shows that a lot
of people buy yo-yos. Why do people
buy yo-yos? To play with them. Murr: All right, Q's up. Here's a product that
we have to show you today. It's the, uh,
customer-service dream phone. With customers. -Here we go.
-So, it's like -- it's, uh... -Match and play, yeah.
-So basically what you are doing is you're playing
customer-service representative. You spin this... All right, here's what
we're going to do. For whoever they
land on in this wheel, we're going to play
"prerecorded" messaging. Come on in. Come on.
We're bringing in James. One of our
comedy producers. And then the customer
that you get... like this gentlemen here... I fell down. You talk.
Now you talk to him. Hello?
I fell down. Oh, sir.
Uh, are you okay? Uh, just stay tight.
I'm going to call, uh, 911. Eeegh.
Okay, thank you. So that's the conversation.
So, that's it, and then -- His complaint --
His complaint is he fell down. Yeah, his complaint is he
fell down, so he needs help. Hello, sir?
-My glasses are off. [ Laughter ] -I think that, uh...
-What customer service is this? [ Laughter ] You're going to get
a variety of, like, "Hey, hello,
customer-service line." Yo, I burnt
my mouth on pizza! -All right, sir.
-That's a real common complaint. Well, I'll -- I'll -- I'll
connect you to the nearest, uh, urgent clinic and, uh -- -Ouch.
-All right. We'll get that taken care of.
Thank you. Have a good day. Pizza.
[ Laughter ] -So, it's the, uh...
-The customer-service dream phone.
-How much alcohol were you drinking
when you thought that this was a good idea to take
your time and produce? Ooh, I burnt my mouth
on pizza. [ Laughter ] Q: All right, yeah. All right. -I fell down.
-Poor guy fell down. -Ow.
-[ Laughs ] All right, let's see.
Let's take the vote. Joe: By show of hands,
who thinks the customer-service
dream phone is the better idea? And then, if you guys think
yo-yo-yo-yo... Murr: Oh-ho!
Great. Joey wins. That was -- you didn't
see that coming. [ Ding ] So, I want to show you guys
a couple of products today. Joe: All right,
let's get into it. So, my first product is... So, Sal, this is
Mr. Nightlight. ♪♪ [ Q chuckling ] Allow me to introduce you
to Mr. Nightlight. [ Laughter ] So, Mr. Nightlight, it's a hooded, six-and-a-half-foot-tall
figurine which is a protector
of your children. So, he would stand above the bed
or in the corner and, you know --
Slumber, little ones. [ Laughter ] It is motion activated. [ Groans ] And it -- is when a baby
responds or child responds, that's like a parent --
Slumber, little ones. And it'll tell them to just go
back to bed, everything's fine. So it knows that someone's there
watching it, it knows to go back to bed,
it lights up the room red. So... Thoughts? [ Laughter ] First of all,
scared the crap out of me. Out of you? He looks like the Grim Reaper. He looks like the Grim Reaper? -What is up with all this black?
-Why all black? The Grim Reaper has a sickle
and has, like, a skeleton face. But it looks like something
that's coming to kill me. So, if I'm scared, then I feel
like, you know, more color, maybe a fluffier toy
or something, and not sexual sounds. -Sexual sounds?
-Like, "Mmmm." Like, why -- why are we -- No, that was meant
to be soothing. It's not soothing at all. Like,
I don't know how kids -- Why don't you make a bear,
like fluffy bear? So, bears are predatory
and terrifying. Not at all.
Bears? Bears are cute, yeah. I mean, they kill
hundreds of people a year. Like, you know... [ Laughter ] What if we put him
under the bed? -No!
-So it's not, like... She went, "No!" So, you think then
we should have a -- Slumber, little ones. [ Laughter ] Picture that from under the bed. Could have an arm that crawls
out from under the bed, too. We don't want to scare kids. Yes. By show of hands,
how many people think that this might
be a viable product? Nothing! [ Groans ]
We'll let this one slumber. -How are you today?
-Hello. How are you? -Here we go.
-We develop toys. And we're deciding which one
we might move forward in developing
and going to market with. All right, Sal.
What's your toy? Uh, I'll help you.
I'll pull it out for you. Q has designed this toy
for Sal. Now, this is really exciting.
This is next level, guys. -Let me see.
-Oh yeah. You really
outdid yourself. Oh, wow.
Oh, wow! -Okay. Oh, wow.
-Boom. Murr: [ Chuckling ]
It's a toilet with guns on it. [ Joe laughs ] We call this
Toilet Soldiers. And this can make
any standard-sized toilet into a whole entire
military base. [ Laughs ] You want children
to play with a toilet. Sal:
It actually is ergonomically
the perfect battle station. ♪♪ There you go. This is...if the kid
is also on the toilet, "I'm in here.
Don't come in!" Boom! Shoots the gun at the door,
like kinda thing. So it's combining privacy -- it's making it more
masculine, more fun. What happens if the boy
takes the G.I. Joe, pretends he goes up
the ladder, sticks his hand in the dirty
toilet water and does all that? -Ooh.
-Okay so, we -- I... I envision
that the child would play before the making. But that's not how
it's always gonna happen. Kids do whatever they want. I will tell you.
We showed this to children, and their eyes lit up. That's fine. But you got
to think about the dirty water. Joe: This guy is all over Sal. You still got the,
uh, the ladder? -Yes.
-Okay. So they're gonna bring in their own soldier
and climb the ladder and, "Oh, let's see
if he can swim." The ladder opens up
and, guess what? "Look, there's water. He could
go swimming in the water." Okay. So the ladder... I would remove the ladder. I'll move -- move --
move -- the ladder! [ Laughter ] You know what? Why don't you
show them the commercial? Yeah, let's see
the commercial. Got...
I got a commercial, huh? Yes.
Okay. Here we go. ♪ Da-da-da da-da-da ♪ ♪ Toilet Soldiers! ♪ ♪ Da-da-da da-da-da ♪
♪ Toilet Soldiers! ♪ ♪ Toilet Soldiiieeeerrrs ♪
♪ Toilet Soldiers! ♪ -See? See?
-See? -Ohh!
-Oh, no! -No!
-Oh, no! [ Laughter ] -Oh, my God!
-Oh, no! -They're playing in the toilet.
-That's not good! They're flushing
the guys down the toilet. Sal. [ Laughs ]
He knows he has no shot! -Survey says, "Ennnnh!".
-Survey says "Enh." Okay. -Well, you haven't seen his yet.
-Can't wait. Okay.
Yes. I love this one. Okay. I think you guys
are gonna like this, too. So, Sal designed
this for Q.
Yes. This is the, uh,
Sister Tracker Spy Kit. All right? Everybody
knows, uh, you know, rivalry between
brother and sister. It's worldwide. We want to
give the edge to the boys. And in doing so,
we want to be able to track their sister at all times. ♪♪ Hey...
Toilet's not so bad, huh? [ Laughter ] This little gun... you can be able to hear
anything your sister says. [ Laughs ] Oh, is Sister in the pool
with her friends? Well, let me just see
what's going on there. [ Laughter ] You weirdo! You're making it creepier
than you have to! You have a jingle. Uh, we -- we did, like,
a little marketing jingle. Yes, we did. So this is the jingle, just to bring it all home. ♪ What is she doing? ♪
♪ Sister Tracker ♪ ♪ Where is she going? ♪
♪ Sister Tracker ♪ ♪ What's she wearing? ♪
♪ Sister Tracker ♪ ♪ Who's she kissing? ♪
♪ Sister Tracker ♪ ♪ Sister in the shower ♪
♪ Where's your sister? ♪ ♪ Sister in the bedroom ♪
♪ Where's your sister? ♪ ♪ She's a good girl ♪
♪ Sister Tracker ♪ ♪ Should've had boys ♪
♪ Yeah ♪ -Are you serious?
-Ha-ha! How would you feel
if that was your sister? No, no. I created this
with my sister in mind. [ Laughter ] Based on everything
you saw here today, who thinks I have
the better idea? And who thinks Brian
had the better toy? [ Laughter ] God forbid something bad
happens to your sister, who's the hero
that's tracking her down? [ Laughter ] -Sal loses!
-That's it! So, Sal and I work
for a well-known toy company. So, what we need
your help with today is your honest opinion on several toys
that we've developed. Here we go.
So this toy... Now, Sal's made
this for Murray. Okay. Let's see
what we got here. Okay. It's Grandpa Whoopsie. [ Laughter ] Research shows
that children are extremely scared
of their grandparents because of the accidents
they often have, right? So what we do here is we've
created a doll that teaches them not to be afraid of
their incontinent grandparents. [ Laughter ] I'll show you
how it works. You remember the dolls
that piss and stuff like that? Basically, the kid
at home can pump it up and see what
happens to Grandpa. Oh! Geez! I -- I -- excuse me. [ Laughter ] As you can see, you pump up, and Grandpa Whoopsie
becomes incontinent. "Whoopsies" -- you know,
an accident happens. Oh, I'm so sorry!
Oh, my God, Murr! You think children want to hold
a senior-citizen male penis? This happens to all of us
when we get older. I mean, you and I often have
trouble urinating, right? That's -- That's not true.
We do. We -- We use the restroom,
we think we're finished, we go to walk out, and then
we fall and wet our pants. We talk about this
all the time. That's true! Yeah, they do talk
about it a lot. Uh, you also have
a commercial for this one. Let's take a look. Who am I? [ Laughter ] [ Laughter ] [ Laughter ] -All right.
-Okay, you're up, Sal. Let's see what Murr
made for Sal here. All righty. Joe: This looks like --
more like a man's doll. Q: Let's see what
he turns this into. This is Heather, and she's
the cookie monster, basically, for girls. He gets it! Woman:
Yeah, what is that? [ Laughter ] What do all kids
want to do? They want to eat a whole
box of cookies, right? And they can't,
but the kids are going to live
vicariously through her 'cause she has enough
room in the receptacle, which is the head, to eat
an entire box of cookies. [ Laughter ] It's the outfit
that's the problem. [ Laughter ] And then, you will
be able to unzip here and empty the cookies out and then she can eat
a whole box of cookies again. You feed cookies into it just to
open the pouch in the back? That's about the dumbest idea
I've ever seen. [ Laughter ] I just came out
of a thing that I always
wanted more cookies and I wasn't allowed
to have them. And the parents are
going to buy this, knowing the purpose
of the doll. I can see dads buying it. [ Laughter ] Aw, man! I'm sure there's
a commercial, right? Yeah, we -- we --
we produced one, but it ended up being
just a huge mess. We couldn't do it. There wasn't a cookie
in the whole commercial. There was -- They made
the whole commercial without a cookie in it,
and so, it's like, "All right." That's not gonna --
that's not gonna sell the doll that we're trying
to sell. [ Laughter ] Murr: We can only bring one
of these to market, okay? How many of you think
we should bring Grandpa Whoopsie to market? -Yeah, there you go.
-How many of you think we should bring
Heather to market? -A one. There you go.
-And? Deciding vote. [ Laughter ] -All right. You got it.
-All right, so it's a tie. We have our first
deadlock ever! Wow! [ Ding ] Okay, well, my name's
Brian Quinn. These are prototypes
we're gonna present to you, and here's the first one. Murr:
What do you got, Q? Geez, they really wrapped
this up good for me. All right.
[ Laughter ] That looks scarier
than my night light. The Artificial Intelligence
Teller Machine. This is the Artificial
Intelligence Teller Machine. It's an ATM that looks
like a banker, okay? So, what we got here is a,
you know -- technology's scary to people. We want to put a human face
on the ATM. Murr:
That's a human face? We come to Alan -- boom. Sal: "And it goes right in his
mouth, if you were wondering." And then, in case
you're wondering, you slide that right
in his mouth. Right on in.
So, you're like, "Here you go." Is there a reason
he has detached retinas? There we go. Okay, there we go. You need that money.
Where's that come out? Try the pockets.
Where's the money come out of? Try the pockets. Make it rain.
So, there you go. I mean, look, man, this is the
future of banking right here -- Alan.
What do you guys think? Let me get some feedback. In terms of advice... [ Laughter ] He's right
to be speechless. Why have the reader
in his mouth? I think it'd be cool if he had
the reader in his hand. Oh, I see what you're saying. Yeah, like, that -- that would
literally feel more personal because there's an element
of touch. Right.
Yeah. But here's the thing about that. The thing that I don't
like about ATMs the most -- -You touch it.
-...is the germs! -Yeah.
-This, it's like... Joe: Oh, good reversal! -Boom!
-That's a little creeps. That's creepy? It's just weird in the mouth. And isn't he supposed to talk
from the mouth? Like, then the card's
just chilling there. Yeah, so this isn't
a very consistent universe. Now they're just arguing
the merits of it, not that it's ridiculous. He's crossed over.
He might get a hand raise. Well, okay, well, let me
ask you guys a question. Just show of hands if you guys
think that you would use Alan. [ Laughter ] -It's a zero.
-All right, Alan. Later, bud.
[ Buzzer ] -Hi, guys, how are you?
-Hello. Hi. Hello. Joe: Have a seat.
How's it going? What we do here is present
our ideas to video games, and then it'll say who's going to
the next phase of development. All right,
let's see the ideas. So this is just
one of my ideas that I got. I'm very proud of this one. It's..."Superman:
Just the Clark Kent Stuff." [ Laughter ] Sal:
You're only Clark Kent. Let's be honest. There have been a
bunch of Superman games
already, you know? We never have really nailed
the character. Yeah, yeah.
You're, like -- Q: He's at the Daily Planet,
right? Lunch break with Lois Lane. You got to clean your house,
but not at super speed. you got to get to Kansas -- It's a connecting flight --
to visit ma and pa Kent. This is
the most boring game ever. All right, well,
I'll get into mine, I guess. Okay, so, here's mine.
Mine's a little different. [ Laughs ]
Look at the face. "Murder Your Family." [ Laughs ] So, here --
It really is just -- You want to --
Sometimes you're like, "Ohh, I could kill them,"
you know. We think
of video-game violence. We flip it on its ear here and give the kids the power
to murder their own families. It's like you have
to build contraptions and you have to track them. We put it in a fun world where you could actually
just vent and no one gets hurt. [ Laughter ] Woman: Get a therapist
if you need it. There's other ways.
Q: Oh, there's a level where Clark goes to
a therapist in this. Really?
Yes! So he needs one?
Yeah, sure, 'cause he's got
all the power of a god and he's got to
keep it contained, so he goes to a therapist. Wow, Q. Nice. So, is like the last level, like, you get to become
Superman? 'Cause that's really
what everybody wants. No, no, last level -- You got to figure out
how to do the spit curl. So at the end of the game, it's like [Humming fanfare] [ Slurps ] [ Both laugh ] There's also a huge
shareability content here, where you could actually
download the videos of the way you murdered
your families in a fun way, and then you can
e-mail it to people. I mean, I need,
like, excitement, but not Charles Manson. [ Laughter ] I say take this idea
before the PTA or something and see
what the parents say. They wouldn't let us in. Bingo. Murr: [ Laughs ] Anyways,
take the vote, guys. If you think that
"Murder Your Family" is the better game
between the two, please raise your hand. [ Laughter ] Yeah, so, who would pick "Superman:
Just the Clark Kent Stuff"? Show of hands? One, two, three. Yep. Well, thank you so much.
Thank you. Thank you. Murr:
Nicely done, "Q.":
[ Bell dings ] All right,
brother. You ready?
Ready to sell
some scents. I'm feeling
pretty good. I'm feeling, like,
in a bull[bleep] type of mood.
Yeah? The two smelliest friends
we have are about to
go head-to-head. I'm not
a smelly friend. [ Laughs ] Hey, hey!
What's going on, guys? Sal:
How's everybody doing? Hello, and welcome --
welcome in. We work for a cologne
and perfume company -- a fragrance company -- and we have new scents
that are going out to market, and what we're doing here is we
are workshopping the campaign, just getting your
honest feedback. So, uh,
we have two fragrances. ♪♪ [ Laughter ] What is it, Sal? Uh. Ee-ver com-pon-sah. [ Laughter ] This is, uh,
a smell from France -- a fragrance
from France. Uh... we sell it
in very, very small portions, but it has a very... huge appeal. [ Laughter ] Joe: She knows
what he's talking about. Q: Uh, here we have,
uh... ♪♪ [ Laughter ] ...Mother's Musk. Oh! What is more beautiful and
more natural than motherhood? The first smell that you smell
when you come into this world is your mother's musk. Oh, God. She's got perfume
in her uterus. Oh, no,
it's a marketing tool. I mean, come on,
it's not like we're putting a little bit of placenta
in each bottle. You know, which we tested.
That didn't work out. [ Laughter ] Maybe if I tell you
about the commercial. A mother
is giving birth... and -- and -- and the doctor
is in front of her, delivering, and instead of a baby,
out comes a hand... holding a perfume bottle. [ Spectators groan, laugh ] Murr:
Oh, my God! And the doctor holds it up
and then sprays some on and then goes out to a play. [ Laughs ] That is not
a good ad campaign.
[ Laughter ] And not a lot of people
are gonna relate to that. Can you relate
to a fine suit, a handsome gentleman,
and a nice car? You sure can. With
ew-ver com-pon-sah -- Overcompensate? What? [ Laughter ]
Overcompensate? Ew-ver com-pon-sah. Overcompensate. Tiny package,
big smell? It's not just for guys
with little [bleep] -- it's for everybody. It's for all [bleep] [ Laughter ] By a show of hands,
how many of you think the ew-ver com-pon-sah
ad campaign is the better campaign? Oh, let's see. Wha-- oh! Nine! [ Laughter ]
Unbeatable. Sorry, I've never had
a full sweep before. [ Buzzer ]
Wow! What did you do? I don't even know
what happened to me today. Sal: Joe, you could have took
an iron to that thing. You look like
an old turtle. -Q looks way better than me.
-It's unbelievable. It feels good to be on
this side of the equation. -Hi, guys.
-Hello! Hi! We're presenting
our book to groups. And at the end,
we're gonna take a vote out of which one you think
should get published. Okay?
So, my book here is... It's, uh...
[ Chuckles ] "Joey Turncoat: How I Disgraced
My Country During Battle." [ Laughter ] A memoir of sorts
by me, Joe Gatto. Why do you have
a black suit on? I didn't want
to wear the uniform. Well, they took it
from you, right? -Well, that, too, yeah.
-Right. You can show them yours. Okay.
Mine is, uh... It's a comic book called
"Swamp Ass Thing." [ Laughter ] Murr: Since Q
loves comics so much... We gave him a fresh take
on an original. -Well, fresh take?
-[ Laughs ] It's about a scientist afflicted with
hellish swamp ass, which, as,
you know, is... Right.
It's a sweaty badonkadonk. [ Laughing ]
Sweaty badonkadonk! Mine's more
a story of truth. You know, I was in, like,
the whole Afghanistani area. "Afghanistani"? And I did a short tour
in Costa Rica. It's a little island
in the middle of the Caribbean. -But you never know.
-Costa Rica is not an island. You weren't there, man. It was disgrace
all over the map, from tales
of kidnapping children to get out
of interrogations to "accidentally" shooting
a sergeant in the foot. [ Laughter ] To get out of
a tight pinch, I'll trade a secret
in a heartbeat. Tell me more about
"Swamp Ass Thing." One night he was
working in his lab, and, you know,
lightning hit the lab, and he fell into
a vat of... ass deodorant. Ass deodorant? And he emerged... ...Swamp Ass Thing --
that's right. -She's on board with it.
-She's on board. You got her. He uses his new powers to, uh, freshen up
people's asses. [ Laughter ] Well, he walks over
to someone and, like... Phttt! -Oh, no!
-Swamp ass gone. And then, also,
he fights crime. Secondary. Oh, anybody
with swamp ass. -You've had it before?
-[ Laughs ] Let me ask you something. How great would it have been
if somebody had the Swamp Ass sense,
swooped right in, phttt? I kidnapped
the vice president. [ Laughter ] I'm a desgraciad. If you feel they should publish
the ongoing adventures of "Swamp Ass Thing,"
please raise your hand now. -One, two, three!
-Three! If you think the company
should publish my book, please raise your hand. -Oh! Five!
-Five! Sal: Q goes down!
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