Joe Rogan Experience #1488 - Andrew Schulz

do do do so you were asking yeah by the time i came around mitzi shore was already uh in an advanced stage and uh she was older okay and she had some health issues and so she wasn't banging comics at that point but there was a time there's a time when she was getting she was the boss she was the boss woman and she would grab comedians and jimmy schubert talked about he was like 21 years old wanted to be a comic all sudden he's banging mincy shore like yikes do we know anybody famous famous i don't know i don't know who's talking about it i know jimmy talked about it in robin williams argus talked about it i have no idea but it's in it's a part of the reason why i'm saying it is because it's part of the comedy store documentary that they're putting out i mean she is a joint she was an animal yeah like she's a pretty girl she also was like the most important figure in comedy outside of comedians like by running that store that way and letting all those people just be buck wild and have this crazy creative environment that's where kennison erupted from and that's where you know richard pryor used to work out there and bill hicks started there and so many people so many people were there in their early days why do you think that it could flourish that way because of her but like how did she make money like did she have money how did it well there was a lot of great comedy right so you got to think you've got richard pryor there you've got david letterman there you've got tim thomas i mean there was a giant cast of great comedy that came out of that club and it was a cultural landmark and still is a cultural landmark in hollywood so there's money to be made there yeah and there was that was the roaring days of the 80s where it was packed all the time and then there was like a drop off but now it's when we get to open again it'll be packed again yeah it's like before the the pandemic it was probably the best it's ever been doing yeah i mean i would go in there and it was insane all three rooms packed i mean just comics everywhere the vibe was right it's a real shame yeah it is a real shame but it's just one part of the real shame of all this craziness that's been going on for the last few months yeah you know it's uh and now we're just talking about it before like there's all these articles now about how doctors are saying that the people coming to them are less sick than they ever were before yeah there's like in in or in um italy rather they're saying there's such a small amount of virus it's almost undetectable yeah it's run through the country yeah it's hot out yeah you think that's all it was so trump was right trump said it was going to go away without any cure well and then it did it would but it would have killed more people yeah i don't know how many more people though i don't know if there could have been a better strategy i don't know dude the problem is we're monday monday morning uh quarterbacking yeah it's like after the fact we're going oh this is what we should have done and we're not talking about gonna die yeah i didn't think we were gonna die but like i thought it could have gotten kind of bad a little bit i made a few phone calls of friends i was like you know go stock your fridges we might be in the crib for a little bit but the only thing that helped me was idris elba why would he say because he got it he was fine yeah i was like look at it yeah do you think they really got it yes i do like you you don't think it's weird that like the second it pops off tom hanks is like i got it well the whole crew got it a lot of people were hospitalized it was in australia it was a break out in that area okay yeah it was cause that's what i would do if i wanted people to be afraid right i'd be like who's the most famous guy he got it oh you're going deep conspiracy i'm just saying wouldn't you do that i even smoked any weed yet are we maybe at the end but once i smoke it's over i just want you know what happens it's just i'll fall apart i'll like start doing like i'll start like doing like beat boxing maybe it just gets really bad if it gets horrible if we wanted to point to a conspiracy yeah that you i would say you would kill tom hanks i wouldn't say you let him walk away free because he gets it and he kicks because then yeah i'm not scared if tom hankson kick it yeah tom asking kicking i can kick it for sure yeah yeah that's true yeah it was interesting like it was like uh only famous people got it initially you know what i mean it was like this is what i heard of yeah but it was like the new blue check that's what we were calling it because like i i remember i didn't know a single regular person that had it but all these athletes had it every basketball team a few people had it all these actors had it yeah i was just like how the [ __ ] are they getting it see that the act the athlete thing was like okay well these are super athletes and they don't have any any form you know what it was what they were flying [ __ ] in bro oh you know what it was dear you come on dare you come on dude i feel like it was just using the wrong fountain those days are done we could all use any fountain now okay cut the clip send it to cnn with a [Laughter] let's talk about them let's talk about them i feel like um the athlete thing was like okay they're super athletes and they don't have any symptoms right but we're not super athletes okay yeah but then idris elba is just a really good in-shape actor yeah well he seems okay tom hanks is an older gentleman who doesn't look like he's in great shape yeah and he got through it yeah what is you know and then you find out the flu numbers and the but it's not the flu okay okay it's not the flu yeah okay it's not the flu yeah you know science is a new religion bro well think about it think about it though no if it's monday monday i think i really believe this i really know what you're saying with the monday morning but like quarterbacking think about like the way religion operated in the past right the second you said anything against the church they shame you they ostracize you who the [ __ ] are you how could you say these things they put you in your little box over there you get excommunicated any of us who are like you sure it really kills everyone right like are you sure are you sure it's that contagious what the [ __ ] is fauci come out of the keebler elf house tell them what's going on they just rail at you non-stop yeah and the second and the second you say a single thing you were what did they label you as i think amazon even like took down a book a heretic right wasn't it is that what the term is i think you were blasphemy or something one of these things right and then all of a sudden this information starts to come out where it's like okay it's not that bad the curve is kind of flattening now the [ __ ] comes out today that was it basically said if you're asymptomatic you can't transfer it as easily as they thought it's almost impossible right so all that worry that we wear about kids giving it to their grandmothers they're not going to do that was the only reason why stores are shut down the only reason why comedy club shut down restaurants because if you're asymptomatic you pass on now we know you're not if you have a cough if you're sneezing if you've got the flu stay the [ __ ] home that's it crank it open let's go crank it open yeah isn't it meanwhile you have to wait massive no new jersey just said they want another month for so this is where we get into like the i'm on my mind but you don't think this is just people trying to get reelected um it could be but it could be people who are scared of people dying on their watch because now it's not the economy to get to reelected it's people dying on your watch well if someone comes along and says the reason why x amount of people died it could have been much less if you had just done the right thing and kept those people safe and kept everything closed for another month right so i think it's that it's also a lot of these people are not healthy people right i know a lot of really intelligent people that are not healthy and terrified of this virus yeah and i would try to tell them well hey let's look at the actual statistics yeah the actual statistics are it doesn't seem like it's fun to catch yeah right but as long as you have a good level of nutrients in your body you have a adequate sufficient levels of vitamin d zinc you take care of yourself get in the sauna drink a lot of water don't get [ __ ] up every night don't eat sugar all day like you're probably gonna be okay and maybe what's devastating even more so is how many suicides we we had how many people died because because of the depression yo did you hear that stat that like corona actually saved lives because people weren't driving so they didn't get in car accidents oh that's true like in a weird way way less people it saved car accident deaths car accidents deaths what else was there i mean there was a lot more domestic violence but a lot more child abuse too really yeah a lot of child abuse a lot of domestic violence and then what's really scary is the [ __ ] suicides because people who are already barely hanging on but might have pulled through if they had a good job yeah had a way to make a living now they're broke and they have to beg for money and they they got one twelve hundred dollar check everybody i know that's a comic is making more money how all these comics that were like they're barely they were like middling on the road they were barely doing it they get the 1200 stemi check they get furloughed from their job so i think you get like 600 bucks or something a month when a week or something when you're furloughed they're making like a grand a week like everybody had money dude this is the crazy [ __ ] about anything the stock market hasn't budged but that's how you know the stock market's fake or this is fake they price out everything joe they price out every the super bowl they price it out they price out the what is it the other thing we were just in the pandemic they priced out right and it dipped down the protest right now they priced out they priced out the protest they're mit mathematicians really i think [Laughter] call up licks friedman let's let's get to the bottom of this lex call me buddy i was funny when we were at the store and i was teasing him because he was dressed like a men in black dude and uh and then you'd go he's a black belt jiu jitsu too and i was like oh okay he's a super nerd he's a nerd that can kill you yeah yeah nerds like that jujitsu yeah well it's a very intellectual pursuit believe it or not it seems like it wouldn't be yeah it seems like it just brute strength and [ __ ] like that but it's not but also they just want to like touch people like they're just there's like no socialization could be like you're just in your cubicle and then you get to embrace be awkward yeah yeah yeah get past the normal awkwardness of touching people well and you maybe never were able to like we need [ __ ] affection like you go to like like africa right and you super homophobic a lot of these countries but the dudes are holding hands the dudes are hugging each other kissing each other when they [ __ ] meet and i think it's because if you can't just [ __ ] broads regularly you need that affection somewhere right so you just get it from your boys how come they can't [ __ ] broads regularly i think there's not like just dating cultures like if there's no alcohol it's harder just like go to the hookah spot and pick up a product like where do you even date like if you can't drink yeah if you can't go out for a drink where would you date where would you meet in your social circle you have to meet at the mosque and what are you going to pick up girls at the mosque you'd have i bet a lot of it would be like your girl or or like like your girl would have a friend yeah and she would try to introduce her to jamie that kind of deal oh yeah you know what i mean yeah like oh i know this single guy i'm gonna set you up there's probably a lot of that yeah you know what i'm saying yeah arranged yeah and there's probably a lot of like girls trying to sabotage relationships so that i think might be so much better with you and they try to sabotage relationships with their girlfriend and some guy so they can sneak in some other dude whoa for sure like a terror plot yeah for sure they do that yeah i just don't think he's good for you i just don't debbie you can do so much better i mean yeah he's fine how happy are you that you don't have to date through all this like how about dean through the pandemic uh yeah i didn't get it all i got a girl so um yeah that would be the worst like the guys that i know that are the most depressed right now are single that been by themselves for two [ __ ] months you know they're having people come up i think some of them don't have that ability oh they but then they were you know they were not i wasn't able to say losers they weren't getting any [ __ ] before well they were getting some occasionally but they they had to go out and get it right right you have to go you have a couple of drinks with someone yeah next thing you know dude i don't even know how to get laid anymore i'm thinking i bet you ask you just beg you just you got to bring a consent form and have them sign and you have to record it everyone's going to be a pornographer so that every step of the way gets documented like this is for us we're going to put it in a vault and a safe deposit box but just so everybody knows true that you you were well aware and wanted to do all this stuff you can't change what happened yeah you can't decide after you feel terrible yeah like just asking some people do distort which the distorting part is what's really scary like openly distort like what happened with you and like you know the chris hardwick story no go it's a terrible one yeah wait this is accused of sexual assault and this is her definition of sexual assault she said yes to him because he had told her that if uh in the past that they had been in relation he had been in a relationship in the past where the girl didn't want sex as much as him and he didn't like it so this was her her reasoning for describing why her saying yes to him and having sex with him was actually him sexually assaulting her yeah it's crazy right so yeah he had all these text messages from her yeah he had all these like he documented everything yeah luckily but yet people were still upset that amc hired him back even though it was shown that she lied and not him and that none of it like he actually broke up with her because she was making out with some other guy like there was a lot of craziness to it and she cheated on him but it didn't matter like they were still going after him yeah people are still going everything people can distort the version of the the the relationship that you had mm-hmm and even if you could prove it wrong you're still on the wire for the lie a believer i always believe women and there's people that do say that believe all women believe you can't believe all anything you can't believe all cops you can't believe all doctors yeah i don't like all arguments it's a dumb argument outside of stand up oh yeah well for funny stand up yeah all arguments are the best yes sure that's it makes it makes good comments it's fun it's fun like plus it also now you got me thinking about believe all women i'm like how can i find a way well you hear burst bit burns like all of them yeah yeah yeah everybody knows that's nonsense when you say something like yeah but they get behind it it's a weird i don't know you know what you know what i mean youtube is always casey anthony do we believe her what does she say she killed her [ __ ] kid she killed her kid and duct taped it and she covered that trunk uh-huh yeah she got away with it too but like how did she do it she murdered her kid like with a knife or something like that no i know she's in florida or something like that yeah they found the body but they found blood and they found a bunch of different things so the baby disappeared the baby's gone exactly she killed the kid it's a famous story no i know i heard the thing but we don't know if the baby's dead did we find the baby i don't think they ever found it so the baby's not dead i'd say that's what i would say i was like skeletal remains yeah not good um that's right wasn't there a situation where after the fact they found another web browser that they hadn't bothered checking on a computer and it was like how to get rid of the baby that one was all like you know how to get rid of a body yeah how long does it take for a body to decompose yeah what's the best way to kill it but this was the case where like her lawyer she might not search that in the interest of not getting sued it might not have been how do you kill a baby god it sucks that you have to preface according to google neck breaking how to make chloroform yeah for everybody that watches this show i just want you know jamie doesn't have a computer he just knows all this stuff put up here put up the the list of these things and what is the article there's this i'm looking on the wikipedia for it that's all etcetera so this is what they said that she had probably wikipedia it says i'm brian callan's brother well i guess this has a says i have crohn's disease too they're just making sure do you have it no so the casey anthony thing her lawyer said that her dad did it did you see that that was the defense her lawyer said her dad yeah so the defense was hey we just need to make it plausible that someone else killed a baby oh my god and then you got to handle that [ __ ] yourself they know somebody killed the baby and then someone was in the family but it got her off the point is yeah you don't i don't think she i i again say again so the point is i don't want to be dating anybody right now this is the thing you can't trust anybody yes but here's the thing with her do you think she killed the baby on purpose or the baby died and then she's like [ __ ] i killed a baby how do i get rid of this thing so it looks like i didn't kill a baby that's a good question now we're in the realm what would you do if you killed a baby by accident wow that's heavy it's a tough one because you didn't mean to right like you were doing the game you know where you throw the baby right and then just into a fan it didn't have to die fans is really [ __ ] whizzing around you forgot yeah okay this is just not delirious that mentions the doc or the searches it's from in the middle of the case it's like a web archive her mom said that uh they gave the baby to a babysitter which nobody could find and that casey's car smelled like a dead body yeah she probably left it in there a long time you got a sloppy [ __ ] like that yeah they don't clean up the baby quick yeah she said it was from an old pizza and trash that was in the trunk not human was she one of these like hot girls yeah remember there was like a time where like hot girls were killing a lot it was her and then that other girl right like there were smoke shows just [ __ ] joints were killing what was the other girl she killed someone i think it was an la trial which one was this oh god she was like spanish or something she was like kind of like spicy yeah do you remember this no yeah no i'm interested it was like a pretty bad murder we googled like the hottest like chicks who murdered oh yeah because we want to see like you know like when you're like great at what you do you can get away with it yes you know i'm sure people have done bits about that like you know blah blah was so great he could get away michael jackson's so great he could get away with these things and we were like does the same thing work for like hot chicks who kill like would you still [ __ ] and if they'd be willing to [ __ ] you yeah oh no if you yeah if you were gonna do it yeah like if a prime time like what's give me what do you think is the hottest girl you've ever seen hottest girl i've ever seen obviously outside of our of course significant others joe 100 um just give me an example so like publicly joint adriana lima is a now imagine adriana lima yes she kills her husband but i'll clean it up guys i'll clean him up [ __ ] no no no no no guys a piece of [ __ ] he could be the kindest man ever he she could kill him while he's like feeding cleft palate kids and i would take the kid i put them in another room obviously i wouldn't kill a kid i'd clean up the guy's dead body and then we would do whatever trust her if you were [ __ ] her with a lot of objects around i would want it to be in like a basketball court or she you know [ __ ] her with objects around i won't i don't listen that's how i'm not [ __ ] her on the table at the joe ronin again that's something there's always knives on this [ __ ] table that's what i'm thinking someone's gonna grab a knife and stab you yeah i don't know right now she comes uh right through your rib cage like oh my god i should have listened to joe and taking her to the gym i once had oh this was back in my like bad days you know i'm a good guy now performed ho if you will but uh i remember i had a girl over and um i remember i left my wallet in the living room oh no and she went to like the bathroom or something like to clean up and i remember i like went into the living room i grabbed my wall and like put in like a pair of pants and then i sat there saying i'm like am i [ __ ] girls i think will steal from me like like what's happening in my life that i'm willing to go through with this well you do though when you're a a young man and you're horny that's a drug dealer you got a drug dealer in front of you yeah it's not just a girl that you're interested in you're also you have a real need yeah well guys are horny i mean i don't know what it's like i'm obviously talking just for men because i don't know what it's like when a girl's horny maybe it's exactly the same feeling i don't think it is i don't i i would assume that like all other things men and women are very different so i think the horny part's very different too yeah but when men are horny it gets desperate it gets weird like drug addict-y desperate yeah i think i've always wondered that with like women like if because we always chalk it up to ourselves like if we get laid right it's like oh i kicked great game like that was me like i took that you know down or whatever you know and i wonder if a lot of it is like their emotional state in the day like like let's say their their cat went missing or something like if that they're like oh [ __ ] i'm really down i'm gonna go hook up with this guy because that's gonna elevate my emotional state i think for some girls i think some girls just want to escape and they'll just go have a you know just a fling right but see i think with girls they have to worry about men in a dangerous way where men don't really have to worry about girls the same way yeah there's a dude you know what it is like you saw obviously you saw the epstein dock on netflix right oh dude i couldn't watch it amy jamie and i were watching it together i shut it off after the first 15 minutes yeah i was like i don't want to hear about this i know what happened here's the thing obviously fluff piece like well we can get into that but like to like put all the guilt on epstein type of thing like he's the sole purpose like he manipulated everybody it was like really adorable how they did it kind of like you know fire fest they made it look like that guy billy was just the only guy that did anything wrong like all these things oh god yeah it's like the second someone can't refute the evidence like billy was in jail they're like okay we're on the docks right and it's like and and you know how like so like there were these pr companies that were attached to firefights right they promoted this [ __ ] everywhere and all of a sudden they're like absolved of any guilt because it's just this guy billy who did everything and whatever doesn't matter same thing with with epstein but what's interesting about the girls and was like you just got to hear their stories like i never heard of any of these girls right and after watching the stories and how like they complained to the fbi the complaints all these different places and like nobody ever listened to them i go oh [ __ ] this is why the me too movement existed because as a dude that came into the metoo movement not never being a douchebag to girls like i never [ __ ] mistreated women at all i was very good to girls like i looked at me too and i was like what's going on here like why are these girls like so angry at us i'm i'm the worst version of guy in terms of maybe like dating a lot i would never do anything yeah you're not a boss no no no but here i'm saying this is what's really interesting the girls tried to be heard for years they weren't all of a sudden the voices are heard right i'm sure those aren't the only girls who talk to their boss or talk to hr about like their boss being inappropriate and we're told to shut the [ __ ] up so the second they're listened to the floodgates are open right you see what i'm saying and i was like oh that's why this happened this is like the straw that broke the camel's back type of thing exactly and and if i look at it through that perspective even in the time i go yes this is wrong and saying things like you know absolutes like believe all women that kind of stuff is is wrong and probably wouldn't even be supported by them but i get the feeling where it's like if nobody's gonna listen to you and now you got a microphone yeah you're going to scream into that [ __ ] i don't even think it's the rational ones that are saying it that are saying believe all women i think it's a lot of a lot of that [ __ ] is crazy people like yeah just that slogan is not something you could say you can't say believe all men you can't say you can't say that because then you're giving people the license to [ __ ] you yeah because you're not treating there's like if someone tells you a story and in this story whether you know whoever it is you it's your boss you're the victim of your boss if you don't know the boss's version of it you don't really know the truth it's hard it's hard to say yeah it might very well be they're telling you the 100 truth or they might be a [ __ ] crazy person who blames everybody for everything that ever happened in their life and they might be a pathological liar there's a lot of people that are just liars there's a lot of people that are manipulators they make up stories of course to make other people look bad of course but the nature of man is that men are disgusting and when men are in control like if a guy is the head of a [ __ ] movie studio yeah he can get these all these dime pieces to suck on his sl yeah yeah they've been doing that since the beginning of time yeah and the problem is not just that the man wants to do that to all the actresses yeah yeah there's another problem that some of the actresses actively manipulate that man and seduce him so that they can get ahead oh yeah that's real too yeah 100 percent yeah what's real is that there were willing participants that that were they were if you're benefiting from the system why would you reject it now i'm not making a statement about marco robbie right i don't know what she's done in her life and she probably earned every single one of her roles perfectly no question i don't even have to name any names my point is you've never heard her complain about hollywood because she's getting all the roles the girls in hollywood i hear complaining are 50. you don't think that's coincidental like rose mcgowan ages out of sucking dick to do the role you son of a [ __ ] i'm just saying dare you i just say it's isn't it coincidental when you age out of some [ __ ] you complain we're like we're all guilty of it too you see like all these comments i see tons of comments be like there's no jobs for like straight white comics and it's like you're 50. you know there weren't any for 50 year olds yeah like that's a guy who's you know you're a dad now i think a lot of times you see these these things at convenience man it's like i wouldn't want to comment on that because i don't know what exactly what her situation is or any of theirs right but what i do know i don't know either but you look at the correlation you see like okay maybe there was a time where this type of behavior was was like how you kind of work the system to get ahead talk to whitney about it yeah yeah i mean she's not gonna name any names she'll [ __ ] tell you that's exactly what some of them did bro that's the thing that i've realized like now is like especially with politics which is so smart is like have you seen everything everything's like this like a proxy war like if if you have a message you have to get across right and you're a republican right if you're a message you want to get if you're a republican you know that the left is going to attack your identity first no matter what the message is so they find people who have identities they can't attack and they prop them up right like the gay asian dude what's this guy he got beat up like they got milkshakes on him or something like that oh andy no yeah and then candace owens right like if you're conservative and you want these conservative points said you have to get them said by people that the right can't criticize the left sorry the left can't criticize for so it's like if you or i say something we're like looting is bad or something like that right uh easily what you wouldn't know you wouldn't know what systemic oppression is joe you're a [ __ ] white guy you have all this privilege shut the [ __ ] up but if you have someone whose identity cannot be criticized you have to take what they say at face value so that's their proxies right like milo is the first one of these guys yeah but the these two people that you're put using an example are both examples of people that have been attacked by the left but they're not attacked for their identity and not immediately discredited for that identity they have to be discredited for the words whereas you would be immediate identity wiping away but what's what's genius is the left does it as well and this [ __ ] hit me because i'd be looking at greta thunberg and i'm like why the [ __ ] are we listening to a [ __ ] kid about anything right right it drove me crazy and then i go and i'd see the the gun kids from florida from the school that got shot up and i'd be like why are we listening to kids about guns and legislation i'm like holy [ __ ] they're making kids make all the points because you can't tell kids to shut the [ __ ] up or you're an [ __ ] if you're the adult telling a little girl to shut the [ __ ] up you don't know anything about the polar ice caps you're an [ __ ] so if you just get kids to make all your points for you the right just got to go well it's good the kids are involved in the political process well my favorite thing about greta is they started off with climate change she was talking about her future yeah how dare you then she became a half tart this co right didn't she go half tart she did she went hannah gatsby right it's like she has autism is that what you're saying someone told me she's half [ __ ] i believe she has autism that's the correct term what's the difference um was she vaccinated do we vaccines did you have too much vaccines no there's no issues with the vaccines right it actually is a plus you know doing the vaccines no no the the autism it actually helps you focus on certain things like what i don't know i mean that's what they say about people on the spectrum yeah let's ask ben shapiro you think he's on it oh autistic adam smith that's what i call him dude let's go the free market isn't like ask him about anything you like doughnuts well i'm the best donuts would be in the free market bro turn it off for a second dude just [ __ ] turn it and we get it you like capitalism dude turn it the [ __ ] down what i was gonna say about that greta check is they brought her on the covid council i saw that i couldn't believe it she's 16. like why are you bringing her on an infectious disease council for a pandemic that no one's ever faced before you know who they wouldn't have on the council rand paul who is an actual medical doctor who actually survived covet they didn't ask him to be honest why because he has controversial opinions and maybe he thinks that it wasn't the best idea to shut the [ __ ] economy down for three months and have everybody go crazy bro it is what it is it is what it is it is what it is you can't it's just yeah we live in a weird [ __ ] time you can't tell me that they didn't calling her for a new issue and putting her out there publicly is so irresponsible because calling her for any issue is irresponsible she's a teenager what do teenagers know well i think please tell me what teenagers know they know how to go to school okay and uh they have less things in their mind so they get better at stuff quicker like if you want to be a gymnast or a martial artist when you're a teen you get way better way quicker okay greta if there's a tick tock dance that i need to learn i guarantee your autistic concentration is going to make it perfect and you're going to get down those steps you're going to be able to do it i don't need to know about [ __ ] science from you i don't even need to know about science from most journalists i just need scientists to tell me and then i'm gonna i'm gonna actually ask questions because that's what [ __ ] science is when did science stop being about asking questions like if you ask any real scientist they'd be like yeah well the whole point is we just poke holes in our theories and we just do that constantly and that's actually good science now the second you ask a question you're a heretic man yeah if it's about gender yeah or if it's uh about the economy or if it's about climate change yeah those things you're not allowed to use science okay climate's changing yeah but you can't you can't use science to just if you have like any scientific facts that you try to bring do you buy the what do you think about you think climate's changing it's 100 changing it's changing for the better um if you're in antarctica it's better if you're in antarctica it's going to get hotter and it's going to be it's going to be there's going to be give me the negation give me the negative i i literally when they describe it to me extinction events for sure there's gonna be a large number of animals that can't survive in areas there'll be less water in in in areas where it's hotter okay animals are gonna die maybe people are gonna die we can move the people less crops yeah it's not that easy but you're right yeah we got food but for sure you can make food anywhere i can make food in my my backyard i can make food in my living room the point about it is if you in any way dispute the models of what they're saying and have an alternative perspective yeah that alternative perspective is never engaged that alternative perspective is demonized that perspective is you're you're a climate change denier and you're a bad person and and some of them just have uh data that they're going on like they're talking about the raised carbon levels in the atmosphere is actually better for plant life and that the more cause plants actually take in carbon dioxide they breathe out oxygen right and there was some people that were talking about how there is there's some benefits to some forms of life by an increased carbon count in the atmosphere it's a [ __ ] weird argument because it's one of the factors that's leading to the fact that the world's heating up i mean you're saying that it's good that the world's heating up it's like well i don't know maybe we act like it's good we want to be warmer you know i grew up in new york obviously he likes to be warmer and i'm sure that's just a surface level argument that being said i don't know if the conversation should be stop global warming at any cost maybe it is better conversation to have is like hey we should do it we can stop global warming but we can't kill the economy because then we kill people anyway that is true we act like we're in a weird space where we just think you could print money and everything's okay this concerns me a little mm-hmm that doesn't worry you it worries me this that's why the pandemic thing worried me the shutdown because it was like it's not that easy to restart everything and there's a lot of things that won't be there when you restart it including they think something like 40 of small businesses might go under within the first six months that's that's scary [ __ ] that's a lot that's a lot so what is everybody gonna work for target walmart and large corporations all the mom and pop stores go under all the mom and pop restaurants go under very dangerous time in that way because then where are the jobs you can't just go right back that is a and that's going to lead to a lot of suicide a lot of murder a lot of crazy [ __ ] because people are going to be desperate that's one of the things they said about northern california they had more suicides from co during the the crackdown than they had from covet more people died from killing themselves there's a big uptick big uptick in suicides one of swartzen's buddies the sheriff was telling him that they used to have one a week and now they were having five a day somewhere somewhere in l.a like what the [ __ ] man so that's something that people need to take into consideration you need to take into consideration how many people are going to become drug addicts how many people are going to be severely depressed and it might forever alter the course of their trajectory in life yeah they might have been on an upward trend all sudden boom their business gets taken away from them and then they get desperate and then they get sad then they and then they get on antidepressants and then they zombie out and then they never go anywhere well they were on their way to having a fulfilled life how many people broke up with their [ __ ] loved ones because they had to be with them all day 24 hours a day and they were just sick of them maybe they would have worked out great if they just went along at a natural trajectory yeah how about if you just start with a girl you just meet her even date for a couple weeks and like all of a sudden the pandemic hits and you really like her yeah like i just let's just live together [ __ ] it and you're like how long is it gonna take you tell your friends like you sure it's a good idea andrew you've only known her for 14 days we bought a dog bro we bought a [ __ ] golden doodle bro it's true you ever call your buddy uh from a new number and this girl answers the phone girl answers the cell phone hello yeah um i'm calling for greg yeah who's this yeah greg's friend who the [ __ ] are you that's the real question is greg you have a secretary what is this i was like oh yeah man that's my girlfriend she didn't recognize the number who got locked up she didn't recognize the number oh so she just answers your phone and she doesn't recognize the number yeah what what are you talking about man yeah yeah could you imagine yeah it's uh i don't know i've had i've been very lucky like i you know me and my girl live together and well you would tolerate you had a great say again you would tolerate nothing less you got a [ __ ] [ __ ] yeah that's the other thing it's like i cannot function well in uh misery yeah i won't tolerate misery dude i would hate to be a woman working for a guy who wanted to [ __ ] me it would probably be horrible dude being a guy wanting to work for like oh my god for there was a guy who was your boss who wanted to [ __ ] you oh i was thinking like a girl boss but also that that sucks girl boss would be rough too but yeah if a guy was putting a pressure on like if a guy was really like rubbing your shoulders like guys do the tricks at work like like laying the meat on your back a bit oh i knew a casting agent that was a female that was kind of gross and she would [ __ ] dudes and get them rolls yeah oh yeah she'd throw it around back in the got a lot of fellas on a lot of projects really did you get something no yeah but she tried to [ __ ] one of my friends that was the only thing hey hey there was a girl i guess i shouldn't doubt her but i got i'm not out in anybody i won't say names but i think there was a girl that worked at a comedy club in new york that would uh [ __ ] a lot of comments and get them on the stage i think that's how it works and that's basically way back in the day it's way back but did misty yeah but listen here's the deal here's the difference yeah i support that keep going no one's getting killed see what i'm scared about with women is that men are physically stronger yes when the man is physically stronger the woman can just basically just [ __ ] him yeah they only have sex with them yes the sucky thing is if it affects your career i get that but there's a big difference between that and worried you're actually going to get raped or worried you're going to get killed what women have to worry about with guys that want to [ __ ] them is creepy angry guy type [ __ ] yes with men have to worry about just lies they have to worry about like hysterical lies and crazy people making things up or maybe the new boyfriend coming over to kick your ass that's the kind of stuff you have to worry about you have to worry about you know less things and you don't have to worry about any of it during sex that's what i was saying if you're gonna was it andrea lima who's the girl adriana yeah adriana lima joint basketball court nothing around no physical objects yeah she can't kill you with anything yeah if she she puts her pants on screaming and runs out to the car you got plenty of warning you grab a chair yeah you know what you know what you're doing what do you do keep it away like a lion oh okay yeah yeah yeah chair hey yeah yeah stop or stop one more time yeah yeah one more is this but you're doing it but my say my point is like it has to be an extremely psychotic woman for you to be actually worried about your life yeah so if a girl comes over your house you might worry about your wallet if you [ __ ] up and you just barely know her and also she's rummaging through your house but you don't worry about your life yeah you don't worry about yourself a woman takes a guy over her house she worries about her life yeah she's terrified it's a different thing it's always gross when someone's using their their power to [ __ ] you mm-hmm whether it's a man or a woman it's gross but it's less gross when it's a woman yeah but power you mean physical power no no what physical power for sure yeah i meant like power yeah like if they're your boss that's a hard free slope though dude don't you think it's like you can't use power like that that's the weirdest thing like less gross though less girls but like that wasn't too much yeah well i don't know that was the biggest issue with like with the louis thing is like louie i think said in his apology he was like these girls admired me and i used that or something like that and i was like who [ __ ] someone they don't admire like that's like their bare minimum yes of the person that you're [ __ ] is admiration right we just can't we can't start labeling things as sexual misconduct they're actually good qualities to have in a man but he has power that would have been negated but that would have been negated if he actually had sex with them then there was no issue at all right the issue was he asked if he could beat off in front of him and a lot of women find that disgusting yeah that's the issue if if he said do you guys want to have sex and they said yes and then they did it there's no argument yeah but if he said do you mind if i beat off in front of you and they said yes people still judge bro that's the tricky thing about apologizing bro dude it's so you know what's crazy about the public apology is that like when you apologize publicly you apologize for whatever someone thinks you did yes not for what you did you know what i'm saying right so like if some if some girl thinks that he slammed the [ __ ] door held it down put an axe there and started [ __ ] whacking and want to see the fear in their eyes that's if that's what they think and then he apologizes for and he as he says my actions or whatever everybody who believes that's what happened is confirmed that's why i don't know if you could ever publicly apologize because you just confirm everyone's suspicions when you do it you have to clearly state exactly what happened for the apology if you apologize publicly yeah he doesn't want to do that because it's embarrassing well his version of it's very different than the version that gets spouted around yeah and whenever that's the case there's no way to know now it's a back and forth there's no yeah there's no way to know who's telling the truth and who's not but yeah the very least he had a funny bit about it he's saying even if they say yes don't do it yeah if you're ever thinking of jerking off in front of somebody even if they say yeah it's like even if they say yes i heard a good hypothetical tell me what you think about this god forget where i heard it i want to give credit but uh okay you know how like if somebody if an artist does an unthinkable action we cancel their art like maybe watching cosby's specials are [ __ ] up or maybe you take them off the air off the air because right yeah if a scientist did some foul [ __ ] back in the day like every greek scientist would just bang in 14 year old girls no dudes actually dudes right yeah yeah but it was okay back then okay keep going this is interesting yeah it was okay back then times change now it's not okay yeah right do we stop using [ __ ] algebra no we don't and i know there is a distinction and i understand where like the art is like a piece of you and math is something that you find right math always exists right that being said i bet you there are some people who would cancel the scientists yes and what if art this is and i'm not one of these [ __ ] like hippie art guys but like what if art had like healing quality you know like some people like songs can lift their mood and like movies and stuff like that like can like ease pain and like ease trauma that they went through you know for sure and it's like like my girl has all these amazing childhood memories about harry potter you know so like any time we're in a fight i just put in a harry potter and then we're [ __ ] everything's good it's like love's done it's amazing dude it's it's it's amazing we just source her stone boom i'm backing it everything's fine but so what if you could make that argument would you be like hey this is very powerful this is very important work you can't cancel is that is that the michael jackson effect like did michael jackson make such good music yeah that's the art it's more than art yeah that's the argument with woody allen as well roman polanski same argument that like you go back and watch rosemary's baby even though you know he's a piece of [ __ ] right because the art is so good and so valuable valuable it approaches science and its value yeah there's something about it where it's also ingrained into people's lives i guess bill cosby was so egregious and what he did was on a network television it wasn't like he was making films you know what's wild is that like cosby was like you know putting [ __ ] in there you know drugging people and [ __ ] them right mm-hmm joe exotic was drugging dudes and [ __ ] them yeah but they wanted to be drugged they were hanging around good point good point good point good point good point they're already meth down they married him come on yeah dude meth is a powerful drug it's a powerful drug dude that is that dude's teeth it shows you everything you need to know about meth do you do with the four teeth that's what was that line somebody that's a hell of a drug what was it but cocaine don't make you gay bro maybe math does meth is that good maybe they're just gay i don't know dude maybe they just can be tricked into being gay it's like we were talking about earlier i really do believe that people can be talked into things all kinds of things sure for sure really yeah yeah yeah yeah i had a bit about it okay i had a bit i had a bit about mormons okay because mormons there was a thing called uh proposition eight and it was all about gay marriage it was repealing gay marriage and you know what was crazy was um that mormon the mormon church spent a lot of money trying to repeal gay marriage and i said if anybody should be scared of gay marriage it should be mormons okay because someone can talk you into being a mormon they can definitely talk in a soccer in their dick they just need more alone time with you like you really you really believe a 14 year old boy found golden tablets that contained the lost work of jesus but only he could read it because he had a magic rock like someone if some guy can get you to suck his dick he's just got to be around you long enough and tell you that the prophets told him to tell you that there's wisdom in his dick too that you have to do something that seems horrible to get the glory of god 100 percent you remember that documentary that came out about the guy who like [ __ ] the whole family remember he [ __ ] the mom the dad and the kid yes they were mormon oh no of course interesting but i still i don't know i don't know they get super gullible when they're in that fundamental religion that doesn't make sense right people that buy into religions and grow up in religions that don't make sense yeah i know a lady who was a mormon and she actually admitted this yeah it was her admission that made me think about it yeah she goes i have so much vulnerability when it comes to people who are like crazy yoga guys or cult members like i buy into it because she grew up her whole life in this fundamentalist religion where you just believe nonsense so you're used to handing over your consciousness to nonsense let me see if i can poke holes in it let me see let me see here i yeah you become trained to believe yeah and not be skeptical yeah so that anything that makes you feel good and included you feel like oh it's true it's rewarded yes yes yes hokey [ __ ] homeopathic [ __ ] yeah all kinds of nonsense that people believe reiki healing yeah i'm gonna touch you and heal you with my my hands yeah all that nonsense you know and we were talking about earlier about people in their art yeah and people being cancelled and their art gets canceled whether or not they do do that with scientists there's actually a great example of that there's a guy named fitz harbor fritz harbour and fritz haber that's how you say it and fritz haber uh invented the harbor method of extracting nitrogen from the air that's responsible for a giant percentage of the fertilizing like when you eat food like i think they say that fifty percent of the nitrogen in most people's bodies actually comes from the haber method he figured this out in like i guess it was world war one or world war two and then one world war one so he figured this out and then right afterwards he figured out how to make zyklon gas okay so he made zyklon a gas which was a gas that was a pesticide and they used zyklon a gas for um for crops to kill off bugs and it stunk to high health was [ __ ] horrible so um it had this smell attached to it the nazis turned that into zyklon b and were gassing jews with his invention on top of that during world war one he talked the germans into using poison gas on the troops so on the allied troops there was the first war where they used like large-scale gas weapons yeah and so he was both at both at the same time getting the nobel prize for for the harbor method of extracting nitrogen from the atmosphere and then on top of that wanted for crimes against humanity [ __ ] so he was wanted for war crimes for gassing yeah the first time they've ever used poison gas on troops it was thought to be a terrible violation of the rules of engagement have we developed a new uh fertilizer thing no we still use that that's still the the standard there's two ways of getting nitrogen you either get nitrogen through natural sources which is like fish and fertilizer and cow manure and all those types of things and that's what compost is for and you get it that way yeah or you get it from the hauber method because the the oxygen like when you think about air that's the best argument for like what is it mulching what is the thing not mulching compost that's the best argument for compost it's like don't support the nazis right but he's already dead yeah it's large scale like large scale composting is a real issue you need a lot of biological waste to make some large scale composting yeah but the this hopper thing is really it's a crazy story man yeah because it sort of embodies like this this situation where you got a guy who did this incredible thing that helped so many people but also did this horrible thing that killed so many people yeah why were the germans so advanced technologically at that time i don't know man they advanced with engines with car design rocketry but why what is it it's hard to say i mean they're just brilliant [ __ ] people it's not like they weren't in close proximity to other people in europe you would feel like you think that like that technology would would be shared that's just so did it so it was so crazy how advanced they were that the united states took the nazis in to run nasa right yeah yeah space force force yeah it's new um operation paper clip they brought in right yeah yeah the russians too i think they like split up all the scientists yeah i went either to russia or the united states all those the biggest killers and wernher von braun was a [ __ ] straight-up nazi really yes the simon wiesenthal center said that if he was alive today that would prosecute him for crimes against humanity werner von braun the guy who's the head of nasa [ __ ] bro awful [ __ ] man yeah yeah they used to hang the five slowest jews in front of his rocket factory in berlin yeah yeah dude like real legit nazi [ __ ] yeah whoa yeah that was the head of nasa they just took all those brilliant scientists look at him there he is werner von braun with all the nazis yeah big smile oh it is interesting that like they nev like the brands that happened around the nazis never like rebranded like you know how like like volkswagen is still volkswagen people's car yes like which people right you know which people right and then like hugo boss i think is just hugo boss like if you have a little boss was a they made the [ __ ] outfits oh that's right didn't we talk about this but isn't that like don't you know how now if you have like a little like pizza hut was like we remade the pizzas they're way better like you would think that you would rebrand if you're attached to that you'd switch the name up right you know in some way jake boss well they used to people had a different sensibility when it came to things back then what do you mean because you got to think because they let things go like the only thing that never let go is the swastika you can't bring back the swastika yeah but like in those days it's an indian thing right isn't it a hindu yeah it is symbol yeah so these poor indians are walking around say again it's in the other direction oh okay but um but still you can't wear it hogan's heroes was a [ __ ] sitcom about nazi concentration camps yeah i mean they joke around about it in the 1970s and that was just 20 years afterwards dude that's an interesting like discussion it's like imagine we had a sitcom about 9 11. yeah dude that's what hogan's heroes is like yeah same amount of time yeah that's crazy yeah dude there was a time i'm trying to think i'm trying to see if it's possible but like where like comedy and corporations could work together what was this at the time you're describing like i don't think comedy and corporations can work together i think it's very difficult right so it's like well because they think comedy have to work with corporations so they couldn't work at all right but the corporations were like okay just be funny that's fine you could do a show about this like oh you mean a show about like they're not like nazi concentration camps exactly like they're not police i mean insane and you know the dude bob crane on the far right was a freak well he was like one of the first guys to film himself [ __ ] okay it was like a great great uh great kinder movie big cameras back then big big you need like another person film yeah it wasn't like your iphone which is nice and silent yeah yeah you had to like set it up at the back of it have a dude cranking it out while you're banging bro who is filming somebody had to do it he um there was a movie called uh was it called something focus autofocus right i think it was called autofocus but it was a film about him and he got murdered by this dude that he used to bang girls with why because they had a dispute they had a falling out maybe they touched dicks and that you know what happened something happened but it's a crazy movie yeah it shows you how this guy was just like he was a sad sitcom but he's like [ __ ] movies man i just want to bang he just was he just became a porn star i think about that all the time think about that all the time just [ __ ] what was on i don't know i think back then there was just very few rules is this the movie autofocus or we just cared less about [ __ ] yeah there was life wasn't that good well i think there was just less people yelling at you they made the wrong choices too what about there was no social media back then that's also true right yeah so the less people have a voice about what's wrong but i also think like in times of luxury rules present themselves and then in times of chaos rules strip like at least in new york i don't know how it was here but like during during the shelter in place during the pandemic there was no more rules right like same is here hey you can't drink alcohol in the streets and then all of a sudden it was like yeah i guess you can right like like they just said you can and then there wasn't it was dangerous there was anything like that you can't deliver alcohol you can only deliver food oh yeah you can deliver alcohol you can't serve out you can't eat on the street without a permit okay you could eat on the stream without it's just exposed that's all this corona thing did it expose a lot of [ __ ] it definitely did like it [ __ ] it took the makeup off you know what i mean like you know like you're at the club and like the girl is like beautiful and then like you guys go for like a skinny dip and then you're just like whoa dude you [ __ ] tricked me dude and i feel like yeah like that happened that happened with [ __ ] tv well they adapted right they adapted with these new looser regulations in order to keep us safe during this corona time how does it keep me safe i saw the funniest thing today was that something that said use social distancing unless you're protesting can i tell you something bro you see that they put it on fox it was like an official report i got the screenshot in here i'll beat you to it jamie i couldn't believe this let me find it there it is right here look as public health advocates as public health advocates we do not condemn these gatherings as risky for kova 19 transmission what this should not be confused with a permissive stance on all gatherings particularly protest against stay home order so protest again stay at home that you can get corona that hey don't say corona five times or corona comes right but protest for anything else i think you're good it is really interesting isn't it it's pathetic what is it it's tell me if this is unexpected but what if tell me this is right what if we s in support of black lives matter donated a percentage of all of our live shows so that we could have full audiences now it's a public gathering in support of this cause and we're putting money towards the club putting money in our mouth now some people of course say you're using this cause to perform in front of more people then you're right yeah but at the same time we're doing the right thing everyone's benefiting it's mutually short that would be interesting i'm just it's but then but then you're giving up your power to whether it's black lives matter or whatever you give it up your ability to just have a show it's based into it really should be that you want to give money to valid organizations right of course of course but the idea that you could get away with it like if we we have like a three-month exemption window where you could uh you could have full crowds until they lift it you can only have full crowds if you give five percent to fill in whatever the blank whether it's black lives matter whatever whatever people decide isn't this how they treat rich people anyway hey rich people you gotta pay taxes yeah unless of course you'd like to donate to a charity and then you have to pay that in taxes exactly you could take some of that out yeah that's true in that way you can kind of decide where your taxes go and then who wins these organizations that are truly trying to help people but then will the organizations drop it after a while like when do you have to keep paying them oh it's like what happens with them they become a big corporation and then they shame people for not paying right and then it becomes a thing like if you don't pay you don't care they have power over you and this is one of the things that happened with kovid yeah the people that were screaming wear a [ __ ] mask we're a [ __ ] mask oh they have power over you to tell you to wear a mask are they really concerned is that what's really going on because it turns out historically they were wrong they were wrong you're wrong and yet you still you can't go to places i go to tacos in santa barbara yesterday i don't want a [ __ ] mask can i tell you they're good tacos where'd you go because i was in santa barbara so we've had this conversation taco do you remember the place i don't some outside joint it's the [ __ ] oh it's an outside joint i was probably right there with you i don't remember the name it's called shall hoobs could have been they go um please put your mask on as we take you to your seat now when we're at your seat you can take your mask off hilarious can anybody explain to me what they thought i was going to do in the 10 feet before shame that's la now la is opening up restaurants and i had uh my friend janet and evan uh the the janet is the uh owner and evan is the lead chef of this restaurant felix in uh venice okay and they said that when people are in the restaurant people have to wear their mask until they sit down then when they go up to pee if they get up to pee they have to wear their mask if you go to leave you have to wear your mask there's no size there's no sizes you're all in a box together and this is a intimate restaurant in venice it's not a big restaurant it's the weirdest it's [ __ ] dummies that they [ __ ] up the first thing now they're [ __ ] this up yeah because they just don't want to admit they're wrong they just don't admit they're wrong i get it i've been in that you know i've been in that argument you're with a friend or with your girl or some [ __ ] like that new zealand life's locked down as it declares virus eliminated for now and what did they do well there's only like a million people there no active coronavirus cases and no new infections wow but you can't go over there right like get out of here you dirty [ __ ] yeah they have a they have a beautiful country with very few people i mean i think the whole population of new zealand is like what is it like 10 million they are letting some exceptions though some people can come in yes like oh for instance james cameron and the people making avatar too oh my goodness so there are exemptions for professional purposes i see how it works well if you had a show booked what if andrew and i have would have uh style bender how about i take a test there's no way to take a test without shoving that [ __ ] thing all the way down you see now the new one just a little q-tip it just barely goes in the inside of your nose and then done and then you're done yeah um i haven't taken a test i've taken seven of them i think and you're passing yeah every one of them yeah i don't know dude i don't i don't know i don't think i yeah maybe i got it i don't know maybe you take vitamins no never no hmm [Laughter] yeah i don't know i just i think i got like i don't know like i knew i was over it say again how well do you eat i don't i don't know i just eat in the morning then yeah i just i don't eat a lot of bread and i don't need a lot of refined sugar or none i try to cut them all out that's good yeah my girl's an amazing cook so she throws it down oh there you go and then yes i'm eating healthy i'm healthy yeah i try to exercise but like i did it you know i was like super you know put the lotion on the hands and cover everything up for like maybe a couple weeks and then i was like nah that's not gonna happen i was nervous yeah i'm not gonna lie in the beginning two weeks ago when did you stop care i knew i knew the moment i stopped karen well i got my first test i took my first test like uh maybe three week two three weeks in yeah everybody was clear i was like all right we're all good my whole family was good and then um i started testing everybody in here yeah and then i knew eight people that got it yeah and the eight people that got it everyone was fine except for michael yo michael yo got it pretty bad yeah but in the interest of telling the whole story if anybody ever have heard this already i'm sorry but michael yo flew all the way to new york no sleep does [ __ ] press does radiology did two shows did choose two shows the next day flies back home no rest gets in the car drives to vegas to see his wife's family hangs out there for a little bit drives home same night next day auditions next day after that more auditions so you got no sleep worn out a lot of travel stress stress stress and then audition stress and then boom it hits him it hit him and it hit him pretty bad and then he uh got on advil and he said that once he took started taking advil it [ __ ] spiked and he got real bad wanna being hospitalized meanwhile his mother got it and she was she's in her 70s i believe yeah kicked it in a day yeah one day because she wasn't traveling she wasn't wearing herself out she eats healthy whatever whatever the reason is i'm i firmly and he also had deficient vitamin d he that was a problem with uh with michael yeah i think mike just caught the perfect storm of being tired he felt like he might have been run down already like maybe he had a little bit of a cold yeah then got the covid yeah and got the code with a bunch of his friends and i think they were all fine they all they all got it they got sick a little bit but then they walked it off yeah i think that's the case but he got it real bad yeah he's the only one that i know that got it real bad yeah everybody i know that got it they they got sick they coughed a little bit and then after a while it was over yeah it's just tricky you just don't want to kill your dad you want to kill your mom like that's really what it comes down to like i don't give a [ __ ] for we we said like the guys that that um that work with me uh we all basically said you know if one of us gets it we all get it yeah and that was the thing we just kept working that was right but i mean yeah you know just white boy fun you know yeah yeah yeah um the other thing is like spitting each other's mouth while you're riding a bull that's white boy [ __ ] yeah um one of the things they were saying is with kids yeah they were like my kids they were like you know we don't know they're ever going to be able to go back to school again i might have to do remote schooling and all this different my kids aren't even getting sick yeah and if they do get sick it's not very many of them meanwhile you don't shut down [ __ ] yeah the flu and the flu kills kids yeah this disease kills an incredibly small number of children it's always a tragedy when a kid dies disease yeah so it's not like we're saying that those kids don't count right but to say that it's dangerous for kids it's like it's dangerous for a very small number of kids yeah very very small the flu is dangerous for all kids the flu [ __ ] kills kids right you don't test these teachers to see if they have the flu you don't test to secure you don't test people you tell them if they have the flu stay home yeah you get the flu all the [ __ ] time yeah and last year in america 61 000 people died from it from the flu so more people died from covid yeah i don't know how many more i don't know i don't know i mean i think that the number they're attributing it to to it is 110 now 110 000. but i don't know if that's more or less than the real number because they're wondering like how are they are people dying of covid that they're not counting are people dying of other things they're counting it as covid yeah there's a lot of dispute as to what the real number is let's say it's accurate yeah 110 it's basically less than twice as bad as a bad flu i don't think that's enough to shut down the [ __ ] economy yeah i think people need to take make good choices but meanwhile they don't say a word about taking care of yourself not a word not a word about don't drink so much not a word about don't eat sugar not a word get your sleep yeah here's how important sleep is to your immune system not a word yeah what do you think what do you think changes what do you think doesn't recover after this like you think people restaurants are [ __ ] i think people go right back they will go right back but the restaurants don't have the money to stay open oh yeah so like businesses that operate on the fringe yes are done like the businesses are like all right i got money this month we can stay open i think they they operated in a world that never considered that we could have some sort of calamity like this well that was what janet the owner of felix was saying is that most these restaurants they operate on you know they make like 14 profit yeah that's like what they operate on if you shut them down for three months they're [ __ ] yeah and some of them don't even operate well that well they're operating on four percent profit right you know they're barely making it they're barely getting by they're not doing so well yeah it's like yeah corona exposed pre-existing conditions both physically and economically you're right like if your business had these pre-existing conditions you were barely surviving corona's cutting you out of there you're right i think that's i keep on looking at like tv you know like you see all these like shows going to being filmed in their home and it's like oh [ __ ] like jimmy fallon like found all these guys they're doing it in their home now and it's like weird not only is it weird like without all the lights yeah without all the makeup how about no audience without the laughs the laugh tracks all of a sudden it looks real elementary right yeah and and people kept hitting us out like you were so gracious you you know repost all this stuff and like for me when i saw everybody come to youtube i was like oh it's a home game now like like like the second night like you can't go to the studio and we had the studio built and my guys were like timing in your studio perfect timing bro it was and if i if i had to explain to anybody why i was going to build a studio prior to all this they'd be like you are the stupidest guy with money i've ever heard in my entire life really they were saying that no they didn't say it but if i explained like how much money i spent on the studio and i had zero way of making the money back because i never i know this is bad like investment strategy but i never go oh if i put this in now 10 years is later all i go is i really want to do this and if i love this enough i'll find a way to make money on it right like i live my whole life honestly if you're investing in [ __ ] companies that you have no clue what they are maybe you do it other way but if you're investing the [ __ ] that you love it will work out it sounds stupid we sound like gary vee but you know what but you know what go sell some [ __ ] in your backyard it works because you're chasing what you really enjoy you know that if you build this studio you'll get to do some of the clips like these things that you're putting up on instagram and it's what you really enjoy dude it is it was so cool it was so cool just to see everybody come in and it was like you know you know in the super superhero movies where like the super villain loses their powers yeah and then has to fight like fight the hero on like even playing grounds and it's like oh this is what we're doing now yes it's over because i really i really genuinely believe and it's a pain that like it's hard work putting out the pieces man and shout out to my guys who do amazing job mark gagnon comic he writes it with me and i love him alex matthews yeah and you know we stole the uh the john oliver graphics did you or like background where they go it's no not where they go but like the uh the image like the imagery in the background we literally just looked at every show we're like all right who's the best and we're like we want to look just like them so they compare us immediately it was like i want the smoke right now it's like now for once you guys gotta [ __ ] compete with me right you know you gotta do it grassroots we're in the [ __ ] jungle it's just youtube clips it's just you guys making it so you're unshackled i like the prolific use of the word [ __ ] is a perfect example yes unshackled you could basically say whatever you want to be funny yeah because who's cancelling me yeah i'm strong you're hamstrung first of all it has to be a television show keep keep going this is interesting yeah it has to be a television show which has advertising so it has to be even though he's on the internet now essentially i mean he's doing it from his home from a webcam you still have to do it on the same fcc restrictions you don't have to do that you buck wild you put it on youtube and putting those clips up on instagram not only fcc uh constrictions dnc constrictions you know what you got to say yeah you know you got to tell the company you know it's like yes you have affiliations honestly i really believe the reason why our [ __ ] blew up so quick outside of you reposting it obviously that's magnificent thank you so much but like keep doing it 100 keep posting it we will i really believe and i think it's a similar effect to what happened with you guys which was we just said the truth obviously in a funny way it's five minutes jam pack a [ __ ] laser beam somebody who needed some bars this week someone who needed to be told that they're [ __ ] idiots right but we said the truth doesn't have a party and if we just find truth and i'm not talking about statistics or any of that kind of [ __ ] i'm literally talking about gut feeling funny [ __ ] once you look at biden yes you're not going this is a president right right you're not going you're not saying that at all no so it's like and i'm just sitting here i'm going is nobody [ __ ] talking about this like i'll message some guys that work for cnn i want to say their names but i'll just dm my big bro i appreciate your support you're great you're sweet is he senile they'll say yes and i'm like why aren't you staying on a [ __ ] tv because they want him to win no matter what i know so everybody want trump this is the thing with the um what i was saying with like corporations and comedy what do we do as comics we make fun of the absurd the [ __ ] ass the asinine we make fun of institutions that's what we do you and i will be out there we'll be [ __ ] playing pool and we'll be thinking about these institutions that we want to give justice to in a weird way we give justice with words right but like you're not going to get away with it and that's what we operate we operate in the space like oh no you're not getting away with it right but right now there's such a cost for saying the wrong things even in your friend group even your friend group so what we basically said is when we sit down we're like okay i know i feel this way about something we're gonna construct an argument around this thing that is true that is so solid yeah i don't care if you're on the left or the right you cannot refute it right and it's [ __ ] painstaking yes but it works and the coolest thing is seeing these people on the left and the right watch this clip both find it funny and both agree and you realize 99 of us are not left or right there's one [ __ ] issue that takes us over we're literally in the middle watching these idiots on either side of the extremes say stupid [ __ ] we don't give a [ __ ] about 99 of us are right here and there's a lot of us in the middle okay 90 in the middle and then abortion might take us left or right but the rest of stuff yeah what the economy is is a few things but the thing about the biden thing that made it so maddening is it's not like he's the only one it's not like they didn't have a lot of other candidates it's not like there was a lot of other people they could have put in office that people would have voted for over trump including bernie because guess what right now don't get me started bernie was running right now if bernie was still in the heat right now he could have won you know you know the uh the term a lot of people are saying like don't talk about the good cops because if they were good they would have called out the [ __ ] right right yeah that's bernie to me in a lot of ways right bernie is and i [ __ ] support it bernie man not because i agree with his policies at all i just thought he genuinely wanted to help he didn't want to win he seemed like he wanted to help and i was like i'll support a guy that wants to help what was the bill that he didn't show up to vote for i don't know there was something jamie what was that thing that had to do with uh it was in the patriot act it was a new revision that everybody was freaking out all the progressives were like bernie didn't even show up for this like that this is really important it was uh it had something to do with uh surveillance what does it have to do with put it up oh okay well check this out man yeah if you want to be mad at him more well the senate voted to let the government keep surveilling your online life without a warrant yep so for this yeah failed by just one vote and it was burning that didn't show up there's like three people here's the thing here's the thing with bernie that i'll say okay hold on a second many senators wanted to forbid the government from secretly collecting information about your internet habits but an amendment failed by just one moment meaning if bernie was there he could have made that thing fail could have stopped it but he didn't yep he didn't that is [ __ ] up look two others ben sasse and bernie sanders didn't respond to a request for comment on where they were during the vote yep couldn't vote because he's quarantined what so one guy said he couldn't vote lamar alexander couldn't vote because he's quarantined why didn't they just ask him hey lamar can we get you on video how you voting yay or nay yeah why do you need to be in the room right and then bernie didn't show up and they didn't respond to a request for comment on where they were during this important vote that that's like exactly what you were talking about this is another great example the most egregious example to me is you got ass raped by the dnc twice twice they bent you over no saliva and [ __ ] you and you didn't say [ __ ] just [ __ ] say it dude now granted you weren't good enough trump is an example of someone who was good enough to beat the party that didn't want him to be there right like nobody in the republican party wanted trump to win right right but then they all eventually got behind it because you told the company line whatever he wasn't good enough and also the democrats have systems that don't allow that [ __ ] you know these super delegates and all this [ __ ] right you get sneaky i love it when the democrats talk about why do why do we need to abolish the electoral college what about your primary yeah twice [ __ ] this old man but it's like it's crazy but but the thing is like you could have done it man you had the opportunity well how about the fact that they all backed off at the same time and uh he set his ass up yeah yeah for super tuesday they said his ass up they saw him said his ass but call that out dude yeah call that [ __ ] out yeah he's not that guy i mean i don't know i mean he seems like a really nice guy when i met him and talked to him i think he's maybe too nice but the fact that he didn't vote against that though yeah the ability to just surveil you anytime they want without a wire without a warrant yeah it's weird i mean i assume they're looking at all our [ __ ] anyway of course for you they're definitely your [ __ ] you think 100 why do you say that because you're funny you're funny you've got you've got a lot of influence you talk a lot of [ __ ] yeah i mean if somebody watches your video on joe biden it's very possible they might not vote for him that's real interesting for sure listen man this is a meme society yeah you're barely paying attention if you if you get into that box yeah and and you and you start thinking about some of the funny punch lines you had in that joe biden video yeah come on man people might go [ __ ] that dude yo andrew i said [ __ ] that dude i voted for trump yeah that's real possible man especially like the midwest the aries look california's not going to matter in new york it's not going to matter people vote blue no matter who but when you get to those middle states that can swing either way who [ __ ] knows but you don't find it weird dude that like there's no fair comedy in this lane and by fair i'm not trying to say that people aren't unfair like i think you know trevor and john are really good you know like an snl in these places but like i i know what they're gonna say before they say it right like i know the opinion before they say it right so doesn't that take away some of the most necessary component to comedy which is surprise well it's what dennis miller did back when bush was president right do you remember that no we do wouldn't make fun of him he said i'ma give him a pass he's my friend nah bro nah bro you get these bars bro everybody gets these bars that's that's what you got to do you got to write the ecosystem that's i don't i hate over inflating our importance as comics because i know a lot of people can do that but i really think we're here to manage the ecosystem well you know in other cultures it's actually an important function like in the lakota and the dakota indians they had a thing called a heyoka yeah and hiyoko was a guy who made fun of everything it was a clown who was a contra contrarian yeah who mocked all the important things yeah and they they they were like i mean that's my tour is called sacred clown tour for that that's why yeah that's like that's what heyoka means yeah to the lakota people it's a sacred crown they understand the importance a sacred clown someone who makes fun of important things because it's important anything that you can't make fun of is [ __ ] yeah you can't make fun of it yeah like like if you say you know the lord's name in vain yeah you can't say that don't say god damn it like really like what what are you saying like why can't i say it what what what is it about not being able to say things what is it well people have power of you they can tell you that you can't say those things and whether it's talking about certain subjects or using certain words it's all the same thing it's people enforcing their ability to call you out and have control over you but that and that's the thing where it's like if you where comedy and institutions are tricky because you can't make fun of the institution you're in right right so you have to make fun of the opposite institution even if you don't necessarily believe that way right so all these institutions tend to be left-leaning they only are allowed to make fun of the opposite institution exactly right so we hear we came in literally just in the middle and going oh yeah the joke is actually right wing this today or like yeah the topic is actually left wing we balance side by side but it's not it's not based on what the institution wants us to be a part of it's literally based on what the joke is and what the best version of joke is and what is what i guess i would call like truthful what is the truth like i want to make the argument so you're not [ __ ] scared to talk to your friends about how you feel bro if you tried to pull that [ __ ] off on nbc they would pull you aside doug they said they would have a their conversation with you this is it it drives me crazy man it's like honestly maybe it's in popular opinion i don't know it's like i'm i'm really impressed with with like trevor and john's uh john's got great writing bro they they they're great john is john is is is really great the writing's really great it's produced well but i'm impressed that they even do it like imagine like moving to another country and then immediately making fun of half the country that you've never even visited you got some [ __ ] balls like if i moved to england and i lived in london and just trashed northern england on a tv show would that be i would never feel comfortable doing that i'd be like i don't know enough about y'all and like that's weird for me to just do this for a living guys that's not weird to you it's weird like how accepting is america we just let people just come and just tr have you never lived in alabama is alabama's a punch line have you ever lived in alabama arkansas is a punch line have you lived there you know it's just shocking to me that you could feel comfortable doing that and then i hear all these jokes about like calling out the greed like conservative greed and it's like you guys could make tons of money in your own countries but you came here because you wanted more it you wanted more money that's definitely true i'm just saying dude it's just but it's also everybody knows our politics like our politics are global like you you go to australia they make fun of our president you have no [ __ ] idea who the president of australia is it's kind of different in that way and it's other thing the other thing that's an issue is we get hood winked by salesmen with british accents every time keep going whatever it is watch late night tv when someone's trying to sell you a [ __ ] up mop that you don't really need they're doing it through an english accent they have a british accent they have some sort of an accent that makes them think they are superior it is look at this product it's an amazing thing look at what it does it's a radio it's a blender it's a fantastic accent whether it's yeah whether it's david attenborough yeah who's narrating something the guy talks about beatles yeah like they're the most fascinating thing you don't want a guy from brooklyn talking about chimps you don't want a guy from philly talking about tuna it's [ __ ] tuna this is a robot it [ __ ] its sister these tunas they're out there in these gigantic packs yeah they're swimming around even if they're saying all the right words you don't want them sounding like that even if they're saying super intelligent [ __ ] with any kind of an east coast accent sounds dumb as [ __ ] yeah same as southern right someone says some like super intelligent [ __ ] about the ocean the ecosystem but they say it with a southern accent yeah what yeah same words yeah british accent we're all in yeah so if someone is mocking our culture what better way than a culture that's known very proper so you think it's by design they're like people will trust these opinions more because it's coming from these guys who have this accent that has equity yes interesting there's definitely something to that you know because look they could have hired al madrigal to run a daily show they could have hired a lot of other people that would have been amazing at that job i think john oliver is great i really do i think he does a great job he isn't funny about the way he attacks things the show is is is really well done yes the show the writing too yeah it's the second best show after ours it's really good it's like a big show but it's they're they're settled down by the fact that they're on hbo like if you're in that liberal establishment and you're in that like there's weird conversations that are had where people aren't looking at the jokes that are about the left they're not going to make fun of hillary they're not they're going to not going to make fun of joe biden yeah they're not going to make fun of nancy pelosi or any other prominent liberal that's not going to do it even if the joke is there so what's the point well it's weird right it's [ __ ] weird when you see it in the news right like the difference between the way they covered uh women that had allegations against trump versus women that have had allegations versus joe biden yeah very different very different the way they cover it yeah yeah it's true yeah there is that there's that like obvious bias i guess maybe it's like i was looking up like news organizations i think like back in the day everybody knew that they were biased like you just knew yeah like like uh like late 1700s to like early 1800s i think they even like enacted a law that said you couldn't criticize um the president or his views or something like that in the press but well that's how it is in china i mean yeah journalists have [ __ ] been ghosted in china oh really oh my god yeah the people disappear hundreds of journalists they just disappear yeah dude they don't [ __ ] around in china yeah so then why can't they close down the bat thing well they i hate that they make this argument that they have control of everything and everybody can get killed it's like well you can't just close the market where they sell the penguins first of all they did kinda and then they opened back up in like a week but but if you listen to them i don't listen to them i don't think they're telling the truth but their story is that only 30 000 people died now if you think about the 110 000 people that died here and then in china you're talking about literally a billion people come on bro yeah i don't buy it come on bro i just it's just it's a weird time man it's like and i'm surprised these corporations don't get it like when you see platforms like this which literally let people speak and they have different opinions and different points of view and you see the entire world gravitate towards it because we're addicted to truth yeah like we like truth we like to confirm our bias we like even more the truth you know i mean like there's a reason why conspiracies are so fun right because we're like wait a minute is that the truth like what's going on in here i want to really know like deep down don't you really want to know what's going on you want to know how all this [ __ ] works oh yeah you know so it's like it's exciting yeah man it's also people like to solve puzzles that's why that you you go and you know you play games people want to win yeah solve things if i can catch you being a lizard person behind the scenes look at that the [ __ ] world's flat i knew it yeah look at the evidence i'm going to send you some evidence man i'm telling you i'm going to change your mind there's a lot of people that want to tell you about things yeah you know i got dude just sent me a bigfoot thing the other day smart guy believes in bigfoot yeah charlemagne believes in bigfoot does he 100 yeah well it used to be a real thing that's the problem yeah it used to be gigantopithecus they've actually found bones of a large bipedal hominid that lived as recently as a hundred thousand years ago so it lived alongside of people and they found fossilized bones in china in the 1920s that this um there was an anthropologist that visited this apothecary shop and they found these bones that were primate bones much larger than any primate bone he'd ever seen before and so they said where'd you get this and they took them to the site and they started digging up bones and so they know it was a real animal that was uh they think it was very orangutan like but it was huge you never heard of it before never heard of this show the uh the picture of uh gigantopithecus well here's where it gets even crazier yeah this animal lived in asia asia is connected by the bering strait oh so you think they came together in north america and that's why you see it that's what it the northwest see um go to which one that one right there you just we just added a little bit about right there bang perfect look at that that's what it would have looked like yeah so that is a you know a recreation but you're talking about a bipedal animal that's eight to ten feet tall and it was an enormous primate with like you know a bigfoot looking face man just go to that picture just make that picture bigger that [ __ ] was bigfoot i mean yeah so the reason why there's all these stories these myths is that at as recently as a hundred thousand years ago that was a real thing so people definitely saw that thing walking around yeah so they probably talked about it in folklore and in stories and who knows what the [ __ ] that thing even ate i mean it might have ate people we don't know i don't know i mean there's a lot of primates that eat other primates like chimps eat the [ __ ] out of monkeys really oh david attenborough you want to watch yeah okay pull up to david attenborough they hunt they hunt monkeys they corral them in it's the most ruthless [ __ ] because there's a video of this chimp eating a monkey while it's alive it's holding onto the monkey and biting its hips and just pulling chunks of meat while the monkey's screaming like like his little primate face screaming while this monkey's just eating them alive i thought that they do like ants on a stick or something they do everything they can eat they're omnivorous it means they mean they eat everything they're like humans yeah they're omnivores yeah they eat meat they eat vegetables they eat fruit but they didn't figure this out until the 1990s attenborough was doing this documentary and there it is so these trackers took him and they show how the monkeys are um is this the one there's another one doesn't she see there is okay look at that that is a champ eating a monkey this one is uh on the forest floor i think the one i saw was uh in a tree this one shows a chase oh yeah yeah that was the monkey's hand right there it is this is the this is the video so um this is really dark [ __ ] man because they they chase these monkeys and the monkeys get scared they're trying to figure it out and they're trying to run away but the chimps are bigger and stronger and they corral them in and so once they get them man they they're tearing them apart it's horrible to watch yeah yeah yeah see see now they're the monkeys trying to get away and uh this is the footage of the monkey trying to escape and the chimp comes chasing after him and grabs them and now once he grabs them it's rough bro they get they kill babies everything they eat them all so he grabs him she's got him there you see that [ __ ] so he's gonna pull him down and then once the chimp has the monkey he gets to a spot where he can eat and i think they fight over who gets to eat the monkey and then eventually he wins but look he's got this monkey in his hand and he's going to just going to pull it apart it's rough man the when when you see them eating it like look here it is oh dude that's all it should i do i get it i get it okay you'd have oh god we'd have to get jamie the right video in advance because there's probably hundreds of them out there but there's one that came from that show that's really rough to watch because this monkey uh is alive and awake yeah this champ is biting them and pulling them apart yeah but anyway yeah you got it yeah here it is so here it is she's grabbing it look oh dude wasn't alive there but oh i did see this is one where they're just pulling it apart but there's there's a great one where the the monkey is [ __ ] screaming oh i did yeah this is yeah this is gnarly it's hardcore man uh how do we get on to this um i don't know something gigantic gigantopithecus might eat people that's what it was thank you jamie and why were we on gigantic oh bigfoot's real because charlemagne believes in bigfoot oh yeah what is the real thing but here's the thing did that thing eat people i don't know if a chimp can eat a monkey like that yeah why wouldn't that thing eat a person where the monkeys yeah probably everything that came out that thing's so big if that thing was omnivorous and i don't think they know if it's an herbivore effect i mean they didn't even know chimps were like again until the 90s yeah this is just so all this [ __ ] is so odd like the deeper you go down the rabbit hole the more you the less you understand man so where you see bigfoot like if you're one of them bigfoot freaks in the north it's all in the northwest yeah the northwest it's all i mean there's sightings all over the country but that's just because people are fully predominantly over there i think most of it was in that spot yeah i mean that's a rainforest up there the pacific northwest is so dense i bet it probably lived there for a long time yep you know and died off that's all you need you need like a shred of truth for stuff like i remember when i was uh i was in egypt right and i texted you when i was in youtube because i watch every one of your [ __ ] i'm i'm going to cairo to like see the pyramids right and i realized i haven't even really researched the pyramids so i do this deep dive and i'm watching like graham hancock hancock and then there's another guy that you have carlson dr robert shock maybe that was it yeah i don't know but i like i'm just watching dr shock is the geologist that he was the one who passed recently or something like that no no he's still oh john anthony west yes yeah yeah yeah okay he's the he's the the god father of it all yeah and um so i watch i'm watching everything i'm obsessed and uh we go and check them out and it was the single most like unbelievable thing i've ever seen it makes you like question reality a bit really yeah like i get why people go oh aliens in the same way like have you ever seen the northern lights no i haven't but like video you see them in real life and you're like oh [ __ ] what's going on like all right god all right yeah like it's believable and then when you see them uh alaska oh wow yeah yeah i did comedy just to see them no i did comedy yeah not in anchorage the other city um juno no it's like a little military fairbanks fair banks really far north yeah yeah cold up there yeah yeah yeah what do you what time of the year was it uh i don't know cold i don't know i really don't know i forget but maybe like maybe fall yeah fall or something i guess it has to be like the winter time right i don't think it was winter i would have i would remember if it was like cold cold okay i think in fall if it gets cold enough you can see him so i'm one day the second i landed right after the airport just fascinating in the same way with the pyramids like i remember watching them and i'm like okay this question is reality like things are different now and i remember reading or watching the videos and one guy said like time is it or like human progression isn't linear and that was the coolest argument i've heard for it yes the idea that like a society could pop up be somewhat insulated so they had tons of time and like wealth and i guess wealth would be in resources back then develop technology die out that technology never goes to anybody else it just exists and then dies and then a few thousand years later another group of people end up going they're like oh there's some cool [ __ ] i'll hang out right and that is the most reasonable explanation for me is that they're really excited building on that old stuff and trying to figure out how they did it and do their version of it there's there's a bunch of different very distinctive construction styles like isn't that how we are as like humans like okay the empire state building is in this neighborhood that's a cool building yeah i want to build a building over there how the [ __ ] do they do this i want to hang out this is cool and he broke it down he's dope [ __ ] he was like that specific spot is that there's an impenetrable forest on one side and there's a desert on the other side and there's a river that when it overflows just fruit and vegetables just starts sprouting out of the ground it's like oh this is how you would be able to have the wealth in time yes to develop cool [ __ ] exactly like of course we're developing cool [ __ ] in america because we're not busy fighting [ __ ] in our country right all the time like yeah elon can develop all these cool things drill a hole in the ground why who's got nothing else to do right we're not in war we're not [ __ ] we're right like if you were at war constantly how could you develop right and they they were free for like thousands of years thousands of course you can develop cool [ __ ] you'll find like i'm not talking about like internet but obviously cool water technology i mean it completely is plausible but how they describe it no way and you know it's not the same human beings because cairo is a dump like cairo is so awful that there's no way that the people who made cairo also made the pyramid perfect there you are look at you handsome bastards sculptured cheeks i mean this is just it's unbelievable dude half a year it was unbelievable that was a different time i mean look at this the structures man look i can imagine seeing them in real life look how small the people are compared god damn that's big i mean you just can't fathom it that's a big [ __ ] building and what's crazy is it used to be covered in smooth limestone but they these [ __ ] people that uh built cairo they pilfered all that [ __ ] yeah they broke all the chunks off of it to build other cool things yeah this was a cool little trip that's morocco i think no is that what was uh did you feel safe wandering through the streets there was it a little sketchy i didn't do a lot of wandering i might girl with me also so that's always like a different yeah a different thing and it's like uh yeah i was told i had a guy who i knew there's a comic that was out there and he's like i'll show you around so we did that with the comic in egypt well he's a comic in new york shots of foddy guys having a hard time getting controversial jokes to go over not gonna happen not gonna happen dude kill you quick oh yeah yeah yeah we're really lucky like oh yeah the [ __ ] we complain that we can't say is really funny what do you mean i can't say but you can you just did see this is the thing like because we're not on a network that's controlled by some sort of uh a business yeah that worries one way or another right this business worries when people aren't controversial because then the podcasts don't do well they're born they want chaos yeah like you know well chaos is the is the antidote i mean that's the well it's you know what we're saying you know we're not talking about people like if you're if you're on this podcast you're you're saying things to be funny right yeah that's what you're doing yeah if you're making points you're making interesting points that you think this is really a valid valid you know perception of something that you've established and there's also talking [ __ ] that's talking [ __ ] talking [ __ ] is fun judge me by my intent not your interpretation yeah what did i intend to do yeah i intend to just [ __ ] make us laugh exactly that's all it was that's the problem with banning a word like [ __ ] like sometimes it's it's not nice to say it about someone with a disease but it's not nice to let someone keep making youtube videos about the world being flat either without saying to them hey man that's [ __ ] [ __ ] like that's what that is yeah that's what it is yeah yeah yeah it's not it's not a disease it is a slow form of learning you're slowing learning yes so we're calling people confusing people yeah because people watch those videos and no one's interrupting you while you're making those videos yeah so it can make sense if you're articulate and smooth and use a lot of big words you show a lot of faulty science yeah people can go oh my god i can't believe all these years i've been lied to yeah there's a bunch of people out there you ever look at hashtag spaces fake no you want to see a failure of the american educational system yeah google hashtag space is fake and start reading reading on youtube and instagram and [ __ ] twitter all these knuckleheads that really think that space is fake right space is fake it's not really the the moon it's not really 260 000 miles away or whatever the [ __ ] it is yeah look hashtag space is fake let's say for example there's so many of them coincidence let's say for example the world is flat right let's give them i feel so dumb but if it is so what well i mean you still gotta go talking about before though about conspiracy theories about we like them they're fun you want to solve the puzzle and if listen let's be honest most of the people look there's some people that just love conspiracy theories yeah but most of the people that get really attached to some of the really dumb ones they don't they're not doing so well in life okay they're not they're not they're not thriving they're they're they're knuckleheads yeah and knuckleheads get attached to these certain kinds of ideas yeah and then if they can just prove that all this is [ __ ] it doesn't matter how well you're doing right because the [ __ ] world they've been lying to us man this whole time the stars are not really stars they're lanterns being hung from some ceiling it's like look man you could you can go deep on this and find people that are varying levels of intelligence yeah i believe dumber and dumber things but she'll tap into some conspiracy stuff right occasionally yeah yeah what is the thing legit so what do you what do you go into and you're like i kind of buy some of this i want to know what the deep state really is can can we tell them what i texted you one time which one thing dude so there's no sports so i have nothing else so i just start getting into conspiracy yeah and every time i think i'm going too far i like text joe and uh i remember i texted you as i was like i was like bro what do you think about this tom hanks as a pedophile stuff i think you called me i think you were so concerned you just called me and you're like dude what are you what are you reading what is going pump the [ __ ] pranks for whatever reason on the internet became a thing to write in tom hanks's comments the photo that he's a pedophile dude i don't know what start do you know what started that i think it was this pizza i don't know what happened but someone like sent me something i get i started going in on it and then i remember i came across something that was like yeah and that's why him and his wife rita wilson have uh have coronavirus or something i was like and i remember going to you and i was like is his wife's last name really wilson and you're like yeah i'm like like the [ __ ] volleyball like i'm like what is happening or we could be in the matrix keep going we could be in a simulation if if there is a simulation one day it's going to be impossible to tell they're going to get it to a point have you ever done any vr you ever [ __ ] with vr dude i bought the sets ah i saw you got the oculus out there i got the same one yeah obsessed it's pretty amazing right it is the same it's the pyramids that's the second thing that i saw in my life the vr headsets for the second thing i saw was like this makes me question really yeah it's crazy dude picking up the things that's nuts yeah picking up the fake gun or picking up the ball throwing it i watched that alex honold thing you know the guy who like climbs with no ropes or whatever free solo there's a five minute version you could watch on the vr and you're up there with him looking down it's unreal i can't do that one i get sweaty hands just watching his videos oh yeah like watching a youtube video literally makes my hand start perspiring i mean i'm afraid of heights big time he's so calm he's crazy somebody's off right he's really nice man super normal like when you talk to him nothing seems off at all no like he seems like a guy who fears the challenge but like fear receptors or something like that you know no because he's had moments he's had some moments where he's like generally the only time where you should be freaked out is when something's going wrong he goes most of the time it's really mellow but he he climbs this kind of [ __ ] that's too crazy he's going this way man yeah he's going up at an angle yeah it's not it's he's hard to handle but go deep state i don't know man i mean we were talking earlier about george soros videos and yeah all these uh these people that think that someone's pulling the strings from behind the scenes you know the more i see crazy [ __ ] like the jeffrey epstein thing where um i mean again i didn't i don't watch much of the documentary because it was bumming me out yeah see those 17 year old girls talk about heavy heavy yeah and some of them are 11 and 12. like what heavy 12 year old girls wild and he was purposely targeting them but he also had bill clinton fly to his island 20 times you know he had all these different people flew on his planes he had all these celebrities hillary flew there all these scientists all these actors like what is that who does that why what what's going on there like was there some grand scheme to compromise those people to get those people on his side who whose side is his side you know who worked for him bro he had a photo of bill clinton in his foyer of his house yeah it dressed up as uh with a dress on like a woman pointing at him like this like what better way to say i thought i got you around you i got you i own you but my curiosity is this and this is just from watching the i watch the thing and again i don't know a lot a lot of people are saying right now know way more about this like anytime i have questions it's either you or tim dillon i call up timmy and timmy [ __ ] goes in tim will go oh he's great he is if you think what you see in the videos is any different than him you got another thing coming he brought me a book the first time i met him when he came on the podcast a book on conspiracy theories he's like i'm trying to get you back in dude we're trying to bring you back in there but that's genuinely him that's not this is him unapologetically authentically him yes great stuff go check out tim if you guys haven't um but he uh he was breaking down some interesting things with as far as this goes right i'm just watching this documentary and it's blaming everything on epstein and i'm like okay this guy's the [ __ ] criminal mastermind really like he's the he's the criminal mastermind but he's doing all the secretarial [ __ ] i can't i can't believe that right and then they introduced this other guy this like les wexner guy the guy that owns like victoria's secret and that kind of stuff right yeah and they like introduce them quick and they kind of like make it seem they go uh oh he was actually um i think i guess epstein was like his only money manager or something like that like he managed his wax's money right and then there's a clip of western going you know i was tricked and i was manipulated and like they have these other guys going oh my god epstein's the most manipulative person in the world he charms you so much it's really setting it up like he tricked the billionaire into giving them tons of money at the end of the documentary this girl maybe you can get this picture up the girl paints a picture and shows people right it's the last episode at the end and she just painted a picture of her experience there right in the picture it's her experience all the things that were going on all these like [ __ ] up characters etc they're talking about the picture and they use this section where they talk about epstein right epstein's off to the right he's on a [ __ ] ufo he's not even centerfold in the picture he's barely in the picture gillen the girl who's like he's a comet she's front and center and then below her i believe is wex wexner and i'm like that's weird why would you include this guy at front and center of the picture but this guy over here epstein with this whole thing he's the criminal mastermind he's doing all this kind of stuff is all by himself that's weird hmm isn't that weird i would have to see him in the context of her story i don't have to see it in the context of her story but yeah it is weird all of it's weird though just the fact that there was a [ __ ] island yeah where is that i mean that's but is that what they do but imagine if there was a movie yeah imagine yeah and in the movie this guy would set up these freak parties on these islands and uh have all these guys fly in scientists celebrities and bang 15 year olds yeah and film it and hold it against them that was the that was the word so here's but if you saw a movie you'd be like come on bill clinton's not going to fly 20 times to a [ __ ] island that's what makes this sense he's got girls he can call he must yeah he needs it that bad is he really going to fly this [ __ ] out but if this guy was intelligence and he let them think that they're safe don't worry no one's gonna say a [ __ ] word everyone's on board this is fine you can let you freak out on this island this is like the real vegas what happens on [ __ ] island stays on [ __ ] island this is the real deal like you could that's what they want look do you know how many of those guys in the 60s and the 70s politicians back then just did openly openly had affairs right like kennedy openly everyone knew it the press all knew it yeah yeah how many guys were doing that how many mayors are doing that i bet a lot of them i bet that's why they became a doc a mayor or a [ __ ] president in the first place a lot of them wanted power a lot of them are like these politicians are like ugly actors they want to be an actor but they're not good looking enough so they just pretend to be righteous and they pretend to be you know the guy who's going to solve the mess the guy's going to solve the problem and in the meantime they're hobnobbing with industry and big bankers and celebrities are coming to their inauguration and yeah it's a big there's a big influence part here it is someone explained this to me whoa is that just slain is that someone who's how do you say it how do you say your name i thought it was just slain so that how is she a lizard so she's the lizard but look who's front and [ __ ] center dude what is going on look at all the heads well that's a creepy ass picture right and where is epstein who's just take a guess a blue shirt with a sandwich in his hand i don't know who's that guy i don't know john podesta kevin spacey i don't know look to the right though no he's in the [ __ ] ufo dude top right you're telling me the the criminal mastermind of all this is is the the [ __ ] supporting act like you're in the top right just lane or glenn why is she a friend center dog and why does she have a body of a lizard like how weird is that she's got some creepy lizard body i don't know see this is my point like if you if you put this in a movie before all this [ __ ] had happened before believe it it would never believe it i'd be like no one's that [ __ ] manipulative they can get all these politicians to just fly to some island and film them having sex with underage people and if they did they'd get caught someone would rat it out event and then well they caught him and they brought him to jail and oh he just died he hung himself like what oh well where's the security cameras well the security cameras weren't working it's off it's off and then no one's talking about it bro it's just we just get swept away with the news cycle to do stuff this is this is the the craziest thing about the nap scene thing is like they literally took el chapo right and put him in that jail because they're like nah something would happen to el chapo in mexican jail right so like we got to put him in jail where something will definitely not happen super top secret security clearance the best jail the best the best possible jail and then this guy just randomly just like yourself yeah and the security cameras weren't working whoops no big deal meanwhile that michael baden guy the autopsy doctor from uh hbo that autopsy series this is a guy who's worked on a bunch of high prices he did the uh george floyd casey yeah he said the guy was murdered he said the expectation injuries well i mean the injuries of no the epstein injuries were indicative of being strangled because the bones in his neck were i was talking about floyd but yeah yeah yeah we did that as well yep um more doctors have done that as well with floyd now with george ford more doctors it's clear you just watch it you can't you can't imagine a world where that's not a homicide it's so [ __ ] up the epstein thing it was too low on his neck it wasn't indicative of someone who was strangled it was indicative or it wasn't indicative of someone hung themselves yeah it was indicative of someone who was strangled it was low on the neck like the guy's behind him pulling his [ __ ] neck with a wire or a rope or some [ __ ] question for you do you think they tell them yo we got the underage shorties on the island come through or do you think they say everyone here is over rich don't worry about everything's good then they got it videotaped and they're like by the way they're all underage i think that's more the case i think if i had to guess the most nefarious version of it i doubt there's people sitting around going hey do you want to bang underage girls i think they probably say hey we have we're going to have this party it's on an island no one's going to be there but us it's fantastic it's top top shelf accommodations we have girls there they're lovely maybe they don't even tell them they have girls there i guess they probably tell them to have girls that's how they get them there hey you want to grow out hey you want a problem you guys want to go fishing hey come on bro we have some jet skis dude it's going to be coconut milk trust me um and i think once they get them there they get them drinking and then once they're drinking it's they start partying there's the island man right so i think they start partying and then the girls were probably either paid to or trained to be friendly to them and uh i mean the men are probably disgusting and you got a guy like clinton i mean that guy i mean he would [ __ ] a warm jar of peanut butter he's an animal you i mean know an animal right right right my [ __ ] brain is this is what happens when you're a comic and you're just trying to think about the different angle all day when you said [ __ ] a warm jar of peanut butter i'm like what would be the best condiment to [ __ ] peanut butter would it be peanut butter what would it be jam you need something thick and something you're not going to get you know what you want you want organic peanut butter because you gotta stir it this is why you got to open up the comedy clubs bro because otherwise we would talk about [ __ ] people just open them up but clinton has always been known to be a wild man yeah he [ __ ] everything he tries to [ __ ] girls and they they yell and they scream and they run away yeah he's got women that have said he raped them i mean he's a [ __ ] animal yeah i would imagine you get that guy alone on an island get a couple of drinks it's going down and then epstein is connected to these people who assure you don't worry everything's covered this is how we do it like look the world's too there's too much scrutiny out there okay bill you got to be yourself okay so here's my question this wasn't always scrutinized right you got songs [ __ ] rolling stones don't they have a song talking about banging some 15 year old girl or something like that i believe there's a song right look it up rolling song you have you have songs about people talking kiss had a song called christine 16. dude every movie in the 80s only 17 17. remember that i'm just saying every movie in the 80s they were like high school seniors and then like where the freshmen at yes right they're 14 year olds granted you're all in high school but you still maybe would have college kids like for whatever okay so there was a time where it was probably okay right to sleep with younger women right i'm not talking about the 11 and 12. i'm talking about teenage women it was probably okay okay at that time how did they compromise people because if we really want to know who's behind this just figure out what they were doing before the pedophile stuff because yeah but they controlled the press like before that no one could say anything about it so you're saying they didn't need to compromise back in the day and then they they were like well [ __ ] we need to find a way to compromise little kids okay exactly exactly i feel like you always had a compromise you always had to have something on someone like you don't think that you don't think that i don't think so no no you don't think it's like coincidental that like you know maybe clinton had some [ __ ] up [ __ ] that happened in arkansas and they're like all right we're gonna get you out of that but you know you're gonna you're gonna keep on you're gonna have an interesting political career just look out for your boys i don't think so i mean i don't think they had film footage of it and i think they controlled the media but you know the clinton stuff goes way back um i don't know you know the mina arkansas [ __ ] no no clinton was the governor of arkansas when barry seals was running cocaine through mena arkansas he would go to south america and there's always footage there's a great movie about it with tom cruise that's the yes that's about barry seal okay and that was a real guy who was a pilot yeah fly back with coke and they would drop the coke off in mina arkansas okay they dropped the coke off and these two kids found it they found the drop they murdered these two kids and they said the kids committed suicide this kid the kids were doing drugs they fell asleep on the train tracks yeah they just made this [ __ ] up right so when they uh were k when they did the autopsy on the kids and they said oh the kids died of suicide they they got high and they slept on the train tracks the parents are like that's not our kids their kids would not do that so they do a separate autopsy separate independent autopsy and they find knife wounds in these kids bro so the kids have been murdered it gets worse so then barry seals agrees to uh sell everybody out so he agrees to testify he is on his way to the courtroom with george bush's phone number in his [ __ ] pocket when he's gunned down in his car yeah he's assassinated on his way to testify a guy who's a absolute and also in the movie the tom cruise movie they showed bill clinton pardoning him he got caught for something bill clinton parted him whoa what if yeah what if compromising people saves their life what if back in the day you're like yo if you talk i'm gonna kill you actually i think you're gonna talk you're dead like that's what the mafia does right they're like you're gonna snitch we're killing you any gangs whatever you're gonna decision is we're gonna kill you but what if their technique is like dude i'm tired of killing people you're gonna [ __ ] some kids or you're gonna do something that you do not want getting out there yes you better not tell yes but you gotta think a guy like they're prominent big-time politician they know so much [ __ ] about so many people and so many different things that are wrong yeah so many different things that are illegal so get him to [ __ ] her kid you got to wonder about anthony weiner keep going anthony weiner was the guy that was showing that dang he was showing that day yeah and he was uh married did you see it not too distracted i didn't look at his [ __ ] heard is a good because he's a good sized [ __ ] i look at a famous dick look he's a [ __ ] bold man and he is an amazing speaker okay yeah yeah and they were worried about him they were thinking this [ __ ] could be a big time politician so we need to compromise his so they i don't know whether he was just a freak or whether this is how he's always been yeah and this is his kink but he likes sexting with underage girls bad so they put him in [ __ ] jail for it bad but here's what's interesting about it the very laptop that he was using to sex with these underage girls also has hillary clinton's emails on it like that was part of the problem like his wife was communicating with hillary clinton joe we need what is this we need a yeah let's get to that i just had it right fbi communication of discovery of hillary clinton emails on anthony weiner's laptop computer so so they they found her important emails on the laptop that he's using to sext with these underage girls to have these messages look i'm not saying he didn't do it because i think he did because he sent pictures of him with his dick you can't i think he's a freak and i think like i said they're they're ugly actors they're people who are ugly the two i think the guy is a comic that's what i think who wiener meaner weiner yeah i mean he's he's a comic just nobody ever taught him how to do comedy yeah so he just expressed his freakitude in terrible awful ways but there's a picture of him he's got his phone up like this yeah he's got his hog like half hard in his underwear lying there and i think he was like lying with one of his kids that's foul it's crazy that's weird sending these to girls just a willy-nilly do you know how nuts that is that he just doesn't even know these gals so maybe he was just a sex addict maybe he was a sexting addict with underage girls see there's a picture of his hog and his kid asleep see right there right there question and now you got me on this [ __ ] rabbit hole look at those selfies no no i see it but go back to go by the look at the upper left-hand corner like he was a freak okay it's not like he's getting roped in he was a freak he was clearly a freak there was something about him that was a freak but also i mean sexting with a 15 year old did he know she was 15. that's the other question did he was he aware of the ability who knows yeah or maybe that's a picture he said to his wife kill him wait what who knows that's what they do but maybe that's a picture he sent to his wife and they're like now we're going to send that to a 15 year old because now we got your laptop we could do whatever and then we got some worse [ __ ] on you and you're going to take this little charge right here before we tell you what we're really up to he was very bombastic and very argumentative in the senate and he would yell and scream and the senator is out of order the senator would yield the floor and he he had this way of talking very powerful speaker jamie he knew he knew yeah i don't want to we don't need to get into this but i don't want to know i don't know that's gross yeah okay maybe there's a culture of these creepy guys doing this [ __ ] to younger girls in in in politics yeah there's a culture of that maybe he's an example of that culture yeah it's like it's not that like it's not like politics makes you do that it's right politics has something that is um enticing to those type of people which is obviously power it's like yes it's like the catholic church doesn't make you touch kids but if you did want to touch kids and you want some smoke screen okay here's a perfect is a perfect situation yeah you know what i mean yeah i do know what you mean like i don't think that i don't think catholicism makes you do that but if you did want to do it that would be the perfect place to go i think the one of the ways that catholicism does do that is you go there when you're young and you get molested and then you think that that's normal right right remember you start molesting other kids right right that is a one thing that does happen to people who get molested there's there's not just a high rate of them molesting other there's a high recidivism rate yeah but there's a very high rate of them molesting people as well yes that's one of the horrible it's like almost like like you're a vampire when you do that to some kids it's like you put it in them and then they go out and perpetrate the same evil that was done to them that's a good way of putting it it is like that in a way because you hear all these stories about guys who molest kids who were molested yeah but you know so i don't i think there's this is sickness when someone wants to [ __ ] a 15 year old even if you want to text them and pretend you want to [ __ ] a 15 year old yeah especially a guy with kids yeah it's just yeah it's just so [ __ ] but how many of them were there like i i told you about that breitbart podesta yeah we talked about that yeah like that's a crazy quote yeah i don't know if it's true i don't know what the [ __ ] if do you believe it i don't know what to believe and this is after all this here jamie i'm going to send you this i'm going to air drop this to you i'll just text it to you hold on one second i'm peeing go pee all right we're back and we're back let's pee feel better oh dude so much anyway so we're talking about creeps and people want to [ __ ] kids yeah here this is a this is a thing that andrew breitbart tweeted in 2011 before he died how proud guru john podesta isn't household name as world-class underage sex slave op cover upper defending unspeakable dregs escapes me right now what does that mean what does that mean um maybe breitbart's crazy maybe he's crazy i would have thought all these crazy people die randomly it's kind of weird right right after they accuse people isn't that crazy so that's so crazy but you know what it's like tom hanks wife being named rita wilson dude it's just a coincidence it's just a coincidence dude you know what before i mean you got to do you had to do a bit about it but you were saying how like uh there's no more crazy right we're just talking about just random things and you're like what happened is just crazy and back in the day maybe we put too many things under the umbrella of crazy right maybe and yeah maybe back way back in the day when it was just anybody who was like you're left-handed you're [ __ ] crazy like right right yeah yeah and now we don't put enough in crazy well we there's certain things that we exempt from possibility of crazy but this is something we always allow is crazy right like yeah oh that's crazy right it's like that's crazy that can't be real yep yep if you call out somebody and you end up getting murked and you're like maybe there's a coincidence going on there what are you crazy yeah you must be insane to think well there's a bunch of those man that's when seth rich got murdered everybody was worried about that what's that seth rich he was the guy that supposedly according to wikileaks he gave them the information on the dnc being corrupt and rigging the vote with uh oh with hillary with hillary clinton they were uh they conspired against bernie sanders yeah that's when donna brazile wrote about it in her book when seth rich was murdered she got really scared right and she was a top operative what do you think what if we sat down with the deep state right or the powers be whoever's doing all this like a kid [ __ ] what would they look like yeah what would the deep state look like um oh that's a good question i don't know dude like who are they who are they dude and how do you get the job and like how do you like move up in it like all right like you've been really deep bro we want to give you a raise hey dude you've been going deep dude yeah how do you is it bankers is it all like no-name bankers that none of us know who they are i went on a [ __ ] it was bad did you go to a rabbit hole i went on there's this guy named bill still please interview bill still oh no he back in the day did this documentary i don't know if it was like pbs or something like that it was just about the banking institutions and how they've been controlling every policy decision back into the 1700s and then before that in europe and how these few banking families have all kind of worked together and anybody who criticizes the banks and try to break breaks up the banks they're remembered poorly in history i believe that like andrew jackson for example like he got rid of the fed like he killed the banks yeah and he's remembered he has the worst reputation of the president right oh he's that racist president like all the other presidents had slaves but andrew jackson he was really racist about it yeah dude this guy bill still so i get this i'll send you a link i'll get i mean it probably only has like 40 000 views but it was for television it was on like some sort of you know i don't know what is pbs just like uh regular what is broadcasting channel one but but uh but yeah and i just watched it and i was like oh this is really fascinating just like learning about money learning about like fraction fractional reserve lending and just like these interesting interesting things like make the economy go and like how it works you find out that the bilderberg group is real you're like wait what the bilderberg group is the group that uh get together oh the jekyll island thing well that is isn't that how the irs was formed isn't that czech boy we're so dumb no currency there was something about the the yeah he basically makes long island as a different he makes this correlation where any president who tried to create currency that wasn't dependent on the banks got murked and then i go and i'm looking at this i'm like yeah lincoln what did lincoln do they can do that and then he goes you know why her money's green because in the civil war he went to the banks and asked for a loan for the civil war and they were like it's going to be 20 25 interest on the loan he was like nah [ __ ] i'm printing my own [ __ ] the greenbacks well really and then some [ __ ] actor shoots him why would an actor care about slavery like you're some theater nerd you're some theater dork come on dude doesn't it seem weird i know i'm getting really conspiratorial but like yeah but you're allowed to with lincoln it's like it's long enough ago it doesn't matter right you can get away with that you're telling me just imagine a theater nerd let's go like who's the biggest theater nerd right now like give me an oswald there's a there's another interesting time john wilkes booth brother was also a famous actor in new york yeah and i think it was the week before lincoln was killed he saved his son from getting hit by a car randomly as though that's a random occurrence and this is back in the day there was barely any cars fun fact on the boosters yeah there was no cars back in the day let me double check that i think yeah it's wild though right yeah so check this guy bills to i don't even know if he's still alive i don't think he got murked but like he's just he was really passionate about it he's really passionate about like breaking the bank and not having you know ourselves be like tied to these banking institutions that like dictate monetary policy well wasn't that a part of kennedy as well where's katie assassination he wanted to get rid of the federal reserve everyone that wants to get rid of it and if they get close adios bro it's with the way he puts it who else got shot uh oh he got shot jackson he got shot but he lived um reagan he got shot by a psycho but they're all psychos they're all crazy yes they're all crazy when they need to be crazy oh well you got to read this book called chaos go oh my god oh my god it's about charles manson right it starts out about charles manson wasn't he wasn't he like a oh yeah cia and then yeah yeah he was he was a prisoner who they gave acid to and they trained him how to do that to other people so he took these impressionable youths yeah and dosed him up with acid yeah and then he would like pretend he was taking it and he would guide them and tell him what to do and then he had him go out and murder people so and every time he got arrested they let him out of jail he's a guy named tom o'neill who started his book yeah he started his book as a story that he was writing for premier magazine right but as he dug deeper and deeper into the case he was like what the [ __ ] is going on yeah well how about this yeah there's a free clinic oh we're going in free clinic in haiti ashbury the cia operated under with this program where they were they were doing tests on people yeah doing tests on hippies and giving them assets until his book comes out his book comes out three months after his book comes out the clinic goes out of business this is a clinic that had been in operation for 50 [ __ ] years yeah yeah it's a tricky dude it's a tricky thing right it's like my girl said something interesting to me she you know because there's all these like serial killer documentaries on like um on netflix all that kind of stuff right yeah and and i'm like like are there serial killers in other places like why do we just have it here like or do they have it in london do they have it in like paris like the ripper well jack the ripper right and then like after that i don't think there was a lot of ribbon right like i think like he did it and then there's no more ribbon i don't know and then i'm like and then she goes this and she just goes honestly i think it was all the acid and i go what do you mean she goes well they're doing all these drugs in the 60s and 70s and also in the 80s they just start like tearing through women and they're just all these serial killers that pop up out of nowhere and i'm like holy [ __ ] well you know what the people they experimented on ted kaczynski the unabomber and they didn't talk about this in the netflix documentary of course netflix documentary they kind of briefly touched upon that about drugs they they use the the just the random word drugs yeah or the um blanket word drugs yeah but he was a part of the harvard uh lsd experiments yeah he was a part of these uh these and he they talked about the psychological experiments they did where they were breaking him down for three years but he was already a little loony to begin with and then they [ __ ] with him for three years and probably force-fed them acid they did it to a lot of people there was a thing called operation midnight climax they did back then where they would they would run [ __ ] houses they would run whorehouses but they're not even hiding it it's the most obvious name for the bucket well the other one was mk ultra um that's the one i heard about mind control experiments yeah but a part of mk ultra was operation midnight climax and they did this in san francisco as well the same people um that were involved in that clinic were also involved and they would make these brothels and then they would hire these ladies to come in and have sex with these guys and they would dose the guys up with acid so these guys would go in thinking they're going to just get some sex then they got the greatest sex a drink and they'd be on acid just tripping their balls off and then they would just run experiments on these [ __ ] guys what are you gonna do tell people you know tell people you went to a whorehouse you got drugged really is that what happened is that what happened really so here's my question to you let's say that we're in charge of like nation building or whatever it is like let's say we're deep state right deep state and we are tasked with keeping america on top by any means necessary this is a good argument okay yeah you and i right our families our kids everything is dependent on us developing the coolest well i don't want to use the term cool but most effective weapons of manipulation to maintain our status in the world and because of that we get to live the lives that we get to live and if we don't do it there are other countries that are doing the exact same thing and the second we slip they're gonna body us right would you go so far would you go so far as to do these types of things the right answer is obviously no but if you knew the exact same experiment was happening in china right now and the second they figured it out they were going to find ways to manipulate the powers to be and then the next trip a polit politician ends up in china all of a sudden they get doused with some [ __ ] now they're controlled i don't know exactly how they are argument to accept some sort of uh new world order or accept some sort of a tolterra totalitarian regime that controls the people the same way china controls the people because otherwise we can't compete with them keep going china has this connection between the big businesses and corporations in china and the military and the government they're all connected it's one thing there's not two things it's not like you have a business and then there's the government no your business is a part of the government if you're wanting huawei you are hand in hand with the chinese government the only way the united states is going to compete is if we run things over here the way they run things over there because they can cut corners take chances they have mass surveillance on their people that way it keeps things running smoother and there's oh well they also have covet tracking we need to track you we need to track you put a chat business put a chip in your hands not a chip we don't need a chip you got your phone you ain't leaving that alone yeah that's right they never you never needed a chip exactly you don't need a chip just give get him addicted to a game question don't you think we right that's chinese government chinese government yeah i've been killing it with tick-tock faces well i'm not gonna lie i gotta show you i got some good ones but uh uh okay here's the thing don't you think we're already there and let me let me clarify okay do you really think google isn't sitting down with the u.s government and the u.s government isn't going and we're gonna need access to all that i mean we'll pretend like you guys are operating by yourself but you all know what time it is well for sure they do and google's actually sat down with the chinese government and the argument of censoring over there was that if we don't they're just gonna steal our intellectual property and just remake google in a chinese forum we need to work with them well you don't need to do anything google you want to work with them no no we need to we need to we don't have enough money because what we don't have we need more we need more money i just think i wonder that even like with elon even with elon it's like you you reach a certain level you must have look if i'm the guy if i'm deep state right and i would know we got this smart south african dude right and he can invent anything he can do all this cool [ __ ] and i'm gonna be like all right yeah bring him over here and he's like well maybe i want to go you know sell some [ __ ] to saudi arabia and i'll be like maybe you don't right yeah and he's like yeah just as simple as that he's like i'm going to go on joe rogan's podcast and smoke weed you're like do whatever the [ __ ] you want we don't care about the stock prices i just i just wonder if if if the r if the if the exchange is hey we need some cool rockets we need some great [ __ ] and if you have any ideas throw them our way first what what are those network deals first right of refusal development no not development remember like first right of refusal it's a yo if you build some [ __ ] this fire we look at it first if we don't like it sell to saudi arabia but we'll look at it we got it first and if we ever need some real dope [ __ ] you make it now what is the exchange if you want to keep your factory open during covet you get to do that i think he's got so much influence and they realize that their law was stupid this this it was stupid but most places are still closed and he was like yo i'm staying open and then the government was like all right you stand open why are you standing up because i need to make california state government because other governments were allowing him to open so this is not deep state [ __ ] this is like a state to state thing because he could have that much influence hey y'all come on over here by all means yeah yeah and we have oil yeah and we'll still let you do it there are states that were willing to let him rock and roll but wouldn't you do that wouldn't you do that with like a bezos like wouldn't you go hey guys operate i guess what i'm trying to say is like there's like this structure in america right where at the bottom you have no power and it [ __ ] sucks and you're just barely surviving you make some money you're good your life is good but you're still attached to your job you need to do that in order to survive you get into like the millions 10 million 100 millions right and you actually have freedom and the second you get into the billions you get a knock on the door where it's like you got a lot you got a lot of stuff and we're gonna need to have some conversations about how you use that stuff and the people you talk to and the deals that you do because you got too much power like i'm shocked like for years i've been shocked even with this platform i'm like how is there one guy that can speak to the whole world and the us government isn't [ __ ] surveilling you and they're having drones everywhere watch the show it's like anyone can get it oh that's a good point you're not hiding no that's the it's like there's freedom in in uh exposing yes you can really be free if you just give also i'm a [ __ ] cage fighting commentator dude what if you're deep state that was really your smoke screen imagine if you just got really good at these things just so you could be deep state you the problem is that's not how people get good at things right you get things from no motivation you'd never be able to compete with guys really hustling yeah you have to be really hustling and then they bring you to [ __ ] island they give videos do you think i have a question about mma for you okay why do we keep hearing about the underpaying stuff well right now in particular um there's probably less money because the fighters have to um there's no gate there's no live gate yeah there's no live gate and that's an extreme amount of money but there's also fighters that agreed to certain deals they agreed to like an eight fight deal x amount per fight and then they become more popular and then they want to renegotiate their deal yeah and the ufc is like look we're just trying to stay open yep we're not going to renegotiate anything so they're like maybe take it or you can leave it but this is what it is yeah i think it's a matter of that but looking at it from the fighter's perspective fighters would be certainly better off if there was more competition that's always how it works yep so whether it's bellator or 1fc or all these different companies the more of those there are the more world series of fighting the moral professional fighting league whatever the [ __ ] it's called now the more those rise the better it is for everyone it's just how it is it's like if there's only improvs and then you get banned from the improvs you're [ __ ] but if you've got funny bones if you've got some theaters yes yes it's exactly like that you know i've seen that happen before with people yeah i've seen that happen with comedy clubs and i've seen that happen with fighting too you get banned from a big organization and then you're [ __ ] man nobody like it's not a monopoly in that you do have cho you do have choices but there's one clear top of the food chain choice but it's because they do it the best they're also the only ones that are having fights during this quarantine the only people that are putting on any live sporting events it's amazing but they're also a part of a company in wme that's hurting and needs it yeah really bad so there's not a lot of money to throw around like to keep the doors open to keep people employed a lot of money is uh is is missing right yeah all these shows got cancelled yeah there's all these uh audience members that aren't going to be there buying tickets and so it's tricky man so this is why i think they're complaining about fighter pay i think they should get paid more right i think everybody should get paid more it's a crazy way to make a living i think you should get the most amount of money you can possibly get yep but it's also a business and i think that if they are struggling as much as i think they are i don't talk finances with them but i know that wme people own it yeah they're hurt yeah bad they're laying people off yep most businesses are hurting it's in all the entertainment business is [ __ ] live nation's [ __ ] yeah right all these people are [ __ ] yeah big time so what do they do that's what i think but yeah you know when it comes to me as a as a human that likes fighting i i know how [ __ ] dangerous that [ __ ] is you should get paid an incredibly generous amount of money to step into a cage fight for millions of people to see yeah yeah it is interesting because you have um you have this situation where like the quality of the fights is undeniably better because it's not in the free market you have people that are really good at picking out fights and for the most part i say this as a boxing fan right so i grew up in boxing where there are tons of different divisions or tons of different companies if you want wbc wbo all these promoters different promoters and sometimes they do sometimes they don't right but like it's a mess and then sometimes what happens is you have guys who are like really boring fighters but they get a position where they have the belt and then it actually hurts the sport in a way but they earned it and they deserve it so as like a sportsman i'm like they deserve to have it like a lot of people i love floyd mayweather i think he's the best fighter in the history of fighting right i think he's actually one of the greatest people at their job ever like i think he's michael jordan of boxing he's one of the without a doubt one of the greatest boxers if not the greatest boxer that has ever lived it's he's on 50 you know but he for average people fought born for me i loved it but for absolute thought it was boring so he needed the antics yeah he needed to get people angry at him yeah right and it works but the thing is with the ufc is i'll watch guys i don't [ __ ] know and i'll enjoy it and i feel like i don't know if that's just because of the sport but also because of the way that they're matching the fighters and it's not specifically hey you're ranked here you're ranked here we have to match you part of it is you're ranked here you're right here but also your styles would make something interesting so i wonder if it's correct no do you think it's better to not be completely free market do you think it's better to have the fights for the quality of the sport if you're a fan it's certainly better for you right if the fighters get if they all get together in one organization and then that organization makes them fight each other that way there's not as many dream matchups you never get to see right like one of the things that everybody got upset was by the time floyd fought manny pacquiao it was like past manny's prime and manny had a bum shoulder and all these different things yeah we would have liked to see that fight five years earlier and in the ufc that fight gets made easily yeah it gets made but it gets to a situation where a guy like jon jones says hey i've got a contract for light heavyweight fights but uh you know would he want to give me the fight francis and gano because i want a lot of [ __ ] money because that guy's terrifying yeah and uh they say you get what you're paid in your contract that's what you get and he's like well i'm not fighting then and they go okay it is interesting see that's one of those situations where i don't know who's right or who's wrong because i don't know how much money they would make for that if there's no audience let's say that francis ingano fights a big fight and it gets like 500 000 pay-per-view 600 700 000 pay-per-views that's a lot of pay-per-views yep um live gate how much in the whole are they how much money how much money in the whole are they right how much how hard is it to make money right now how much can you afford how much do they make i don't know these answers yeah how much do they make for a pay-per-view were seven hundred thousand buys a million buyers do they make how much what's the overhead i mean i don't know it's less but it's not i mean it has to be less because you're not maintaining these venues the venue's so much smaller you have to pay way less people that being said the ticket prices like the live gate glove gate's big 20 000 people 18 000 people all spending on average 150 a ticket and on top of that there's merch there's all sorts of [ __ ] there's you know i'm sure they probably get some sort of a food piece of all that stuff yeah so there's a lot of and then there's also they had to operate they didn't fire anybody it's one thing about the ufc they would not fire people so they stayed open wouldn't wouldn't fire anybody while they were going on for months just paying people trying to figure out how to put this together and make fights happen they tried to do that one at the indian place uh tai chi palace in lamar california they got real close to doing that but then the [ __ ] governor got a hold of the head of disney and eisner and they called dana white and they told them pull out pull out okay so they back out of that and then two weeks later florida's like come on in so then we do one in florida with no audience a little bit and then finally they're allowing us to do them at the apec center in vegas and i think right now it's a triage right now they're trying to stop the bleeding and the japanese is wmed like wme and the ufc the ufc is operating with full costs for months right with without any money coming in at all so you have to think that yeah that's right yeah it's like wme i think like paid four billion or something for them or something a little more than that so they have this giant monthly nut they have to have to cover cover every month and people i guess don't realize is like an agency makes money off of the commission of their clients and if their clients can't work because of corona the agency has no revenue coming in none zero there's no tv i guess there's some tv shows getting made but like still they're not they're not doing production on like films or anything like that yeah no yeah it is interesting well they're start they're starting to do uh films next week they are it's coming back what was your thoughts someone gets sick and then you're liable that's the tricky thing it's like they don't want god forbid somebody ends up one of these like nba coaches who's old god forbid greg popovich who's [ __ ] 70. oh yeah gets corona death it is and now you want to be the nba commissioner that killed gregg pompovich oh my god or be um a ufc promoter that you a fighter gets sick goes home and kills his mom who works with him you know maybe your mom helps cook for you your mom gets sick maybe your mom's helping you in camp your mom gets sick and dies from corona because they had the fights i don't think that's going to happen and i think particularly now when you're hearing these reports of the cases diminishing the the viral load that they're finding like in italy is so small yeah it's barely detectable yeah you know the the hope is that same [ __ ] happens here as it gets hot out that italy thing was so funny why is it funny it's cause like they said that the the symptoms of corona were like you couldn't taste and smell and italy was like the first country there was it's a pandemic like everybody inside we can't eat we can't taste pasta we gotta get a bottle of wine we can't smell great food exactly and then people in sweden which has like trash cuisine anyway and they're just like yeah let it rip give us a [ __ ] what did the english say we're gonna take it on the chin right what are we living for anyway yeah our food tastes like [ __ ] swedish meatballs they are good meatballs they do they do and then there's all this concern that they're doing it wrong and they're doing it right we need to watch sweden look sweden's fine why can't we do it like sweden no the death rate is very high the death toll all of it was it high comparatively i think it's higher i think letting it burn through the city is comparatively higher right i think the question is what would you rather have would you rather have the freedom to decide for yourself and and know that there's some risks involved yeah or would you rather have the government lock everything down save people's lives from now but then the economy crashes and you know for every the unemployment rate there's some sort of a some sort of a graph that they use or some sort of a an equation but for every percentage the unemployment rate goes up more people are unemployed x amount of people die that's a that's a fact they know that roughly yeah and this is not taken into account at all the deaths that we're looking at are only the deaths due to disease yeah that's why you know it's been politicized because the politicians aren't going to be accountable for the deaths because of unemployment because they could blame it on the pandemic but they will be responsible for the deaths from corona if they're opening up too early dude they should have quarantined sick people and high-risk people people that are ill illnesses pre-existing conditions old people people that are vulnerable we could have done that that could have been done if if all these people right that have gone out and marched right i mean like just yesterday we were at a march in santa barbara right we're in the crowd right we're talking to folks like do you think if nobody ends up getting corona or the numbers don't spike that high we'll forever lose or at least for our lives lose faith in what our public health sector tells us we need to be concerned about i think already people are losing faith but especially after this right now like this is initially yeah especially but i think people have already when they find out how many people actually got it versus how many people died versus what they thought how many people are going to get it versus how many people i mean it's a tiny fraction they can't they keep trying to scare us have you seen the image of downtown l.a yesterday it was it's wild yeah it's an overhead view we could see 50 000 people filling the street it's crazy yeah they don't get it nobody has it it's not real it's not you're going to get a call bro you're going to get a call from the fbi i wonder what the numbers are going to be man in two weeks i mean are we going to have a sharp increase in deaths yeah two weeks because of these these uh protests dude you know how i knew that i wasn't taking it seriously because like for the first maybe two weeks i wash my hands after i peed and then after a while you're like man i'm good bro like just just right now i only washed my hand i actually walked out and i realized you were still in there and you were like yeah that's a classic guy move but that's how i knew it wasn't i was like whatever dude but that doesn't make any sense what if it was the play what do you mean what if it really was real what if it really was something it takes like 17 18 days and it's super contagious and everybody gets it 17 18 days and you're just deathly ill everybody no matter who you are that's nothing to do with your immune system stop it with your health privilege yeah it has to do only with this people that's what i just said i just made it up health privilege health privilege well that's what it is they're shaming you for health privilege right right stay home save lives yeah ima look at that that's downtown l.a oh yeah imagine if this really was just a political ploy to crush the economy and that they knew it wasn't going to be that bad they knew it was going to be bad but it didn't require shutting everything down for months and months at a time but it's a good thing to do if you want to kill the economy start civil unrest let's go deep state theory right deep state dave's hate theory uh pull the strings you know you can't let biden debate right because it's going to be a massacre not good um i got hairy legs did you see the uh you see the clip it was great what the [ __ ] are you saying that's just a wild dude so you don't want him to debate right and whose power is actually public appearance whose rallies trump so now you take away the ability the ability to go out those big rounds do those rallies which are incredibly persuasive if you're someone who's on the fence and you limit the liability that is biden in a potential debate where he could have these gaffes etc then on top of it you have civil unrest and you blame it all in him but here's the thing you could see how it all played out that guy is just a piece of [ __ ] in minneapolis yeah he's not some deep state player who chalvin yeah uh derek johnson a piece of [ __ ] yeah just a piece of [ __ ] yeah and he killed that guy we all saw it and he's got a long history it's not like he started out as a corrupt cop really is just a deep state long player so in 2006 they brought him in as a manchurian candidate we're going to let you marry a hot asian we're going to let you marry miss minnesota you know his wife was miss minnesota yeah yeah she's hot as [ __ ] that's the payment she dropped him though immediately that's how you know it's set up deep state so set up deep state dude it's set up deep and then they're gonna say you imagine you can't say he's a white supremacist he's an asian wife that's true good call what what is that thing that they do what is it called when someone's a sleeper when they wait for a long time before they they act causes no no no no no no no when someone is like they they they're undercover for a long time and then manchurian candidate wasn't no but that's the manchurian candidate someone's been hypnotized the the thing is like a sleeper cell like someone who doesn't they don't do anything for acting as a normal citizen and they just wait and then like all right we're getting close to the election get in there go kill a guy and there's a young girl's going to film you yeah you're going to kill her anyway i mean kill him anyway yeah the girl was filming him 17 year old girl filming him with her camera a 17 year old girl got the george floyd video yeah there was a lot of people out there wasn't there well there was a 17 year old girl's video that we all saw interesting yeah 17 year old girl and a lot of people were giving her a hard time because she didn't you do something a [ __ ] cop a 17 year old girl a grown man is killing another grown yeah yeah yeah you want her to step in really yeah it's it is deep state what it's all a long game it's 4d chess what are your thoughts on what has transpired since look that gives me hope when i see 50 000 people walking through downtown l.a all all peacefully protesting that gives me hope there's a real chance for a real shift yep a real shift but it's also here's the thing that bugs me yeah all that money they came with to bail out all these corporations from the coronavirus the pandemic why couldn't they have used that money already to bail out these inner cities why couldn't they have find the money to to they have all these cities that have this systemic crime and violence and racism that's been going on forever forever a place like baltimore yeah that are directly [ __ ] up as a result of racist practices and selling houses and they don't do anything to fix that they never they never try to stop where the crime is coming from yeah they never try to make the those cities better they never try to add community centers and figure out a way to to do something whether there's no nothing on the table it's just crime-ridden neighborhoods just how they are like forever yeah crime doesn't matter until it affects the pockets like if the crime is happening in a poor neighborhood and it's not affecting somebody's money then nobody cares the second that crime second they started breaking windows on fifth avenue now all of a sudden it's more now about de blasio just says stand down let them do it yeah i mean let them burn themselves out we did this in in the video but it was really interesting because we had to like i had to like really process how i felt about it because the looting obviously was wrong and we did that clip on it but like the writing i understood and i think i can justify i was talking to this i don't know i won't say his name because he's a college professor i want to get him you know in trouble for talking to us and helping us out you know a distinguished gentleman and we're these ruffians but he was like he's like you know really savvy with constitutional law and stuff and he said this argument i thought was really interesting when it comes to riots not looting destruction of property is wrong and you're doing it to benefit yourself when you loot right you're right you're taking advantage of the tragedy right the tragedy is a smoke screen so that you can benefit right and um we made an interesting distinction like any instagram model that's also taking a picture like at the thing but not really actually doing anything it's like you're looting too you're enriching yourself you have one chick that borrowed the guy's drill to take it back that's the one that we did and it was like that is that's that's looting though like you're enriching yourself off of tragedy that's [ __ ] looting right yes so peaceful protest is obviously great looting wrong riding in the middle which is destruction of property right just like send this message and as mark and i we're putting together the piece we're talking this dude he made this interesting point he goes as a citizen you have the right to you know life liberty pursuit of happiness but also property right and if the state is destroying the most valuable piece of property that you have which is your body right you have to take some sort of recourse in order to protect that right you've broken they broke the social cons contract they broke it right when they maybe are shooting you or shooting your neighbors etc you peacefully protest if that goes on deaf ears for decades what the [ __ ] else are you supposed to do like what you can keep saying peacefully protest but if it keeps on happening there really isn't anything else available to you so the next thing is destruction of property i i i think the best way to do it probably destroy public property not private property but if you destroy public property you'd actually be taking the high road because that's a response to having life destroyed you destroy my life i just [ __ ] up your park who's reasonable here well if it was all coordinated and thought that way yes and i think what happened in minnesota in particular what happened with the priests the police precinct right where they burnt that [ __ ] thing down the ground like that was fascinating right it's when it spreads across the country and then it just becomes two things it becomes peaceful protest people mad at the cops yeah and then looting and the looting is different unacceptable but looting unacceptable what's crazy is along the way we get more evidence of police brutality instead of the cops saying hey this guy killed this guy it makes us all look terrible yeah we are not like that we're better than that most of them probably did do that but a lot of them they fell back to their cop ways they fell back to their ways of smashing [ __ ] shields into people running over pedestrians all the crazy [ __ ] that we saw shooting a guy in the [ __ ] face with a tear gas canister you see that they pepper sprayed him and then they shot him with a flashbang right in the [ __ ] face really oh my god it's crazy he's staying alive he's get i think joe schilling has that on his uh instagram page there's a [ __ ] ins my friend joe schilling was a kickboxer yeah has he's been saying for the last six seven days it's not one bad apple he goes look at all these [ __ ] [ __ ] cops that are doing [ __ ] so he's putting video after video after video after video after video of cops grabbing a woman by the neck and throwing her to the ground slamming she's just just like what are you saying to me why why do i have to listen to you he's like [ __ ] get on the ground just grab amazing people mason young girls amazing people for no [ __ ] reason yeah this one guy was was talking [ __ ] to the cops so the cops just walk right up to him pepper spray him drag him throw him to the ground you're taking away his freedom of speech yeah the guy's not committing a crime you're violating the first amendment you're violating his constitutional rights you're breaking the social code my friend joe has video after video after video of this and i think one of them i don't know if he has that in there but one of them is this dude gets pepper sprayed in the face and then they [ __ ] splash i mean it hits him right off the dome it's crazy so many people got [ __ ] up yeah my uh my buddy is a uh he's a captain in the marines right and uh he was and he was in iraq and uh he goes here's why i have no tolerance whatsoever for police brutality when we were in iraq the mission changed and it went from go in there and [ __ ] [ __ ] up that's how it is when you're trying to win a war to win minds and hearts and they explain to us while we're there we're winning minds and hearts and that means you guys are gonna have to take on more risk that means you don't just kick in the door and then light it up you have to make sure that you're not taking out innocence at least try you are taking on more risk you are risking your life so he goes when i see police brutality i'm like if we can afford that luxury to a country that we're at war with how the [ __ ] can we not afford that luxury to our own citizens he goes if i'm told to take on more risk then maybe these cops have to take on more risk and pay them for it increase payment increase training don't defund right but increase and increase the requirements and really make them heroes but he said this he was like it seemed to me that the culture at um of policing in america and i could be wrong i talked to cops about it but this what he said it seems to me is that the idea is no cop ever gets left behind no cop ever goes down instead of protecting people at all costs right you know what i'm saying mm-hmm i don't know i mean poke holes if you if you can no it it it makes sense well i'm fully in agreement that they need better funding it needs to be a higher paying job that's much more difficult to get yep but when you see cops throw that old man to the ground he bounces his [ __ ] head off the ground you see the blood come out of his head no one does anything yep no one stops them yeah no one no one picks the guy up no one calls an ambulance no one checks on him yeah that you can't do that yeah that's not serving that's not protecting you just a guy said something you didn't like so you threw him to the ground you knew he was old and feeble you knew he was and you did it with potentially a confidence of knowing that nothing would happen to you there wouldn't be any recourse and that's that's when people go like uh a bad apple ruins a bunch it's like no it doesn't you just remove the bad apple but if you can't remove the bad apple right if there's systems in play that don't allow it then it ruins the bunch so if there's one systemic change we make maybe it's people get prosecuted or cops will get prosecuted for violating the law because i really would allow not allow i'd really love if we had this relationship with the cops we're like [ __ ] you guys are brave man thank you like [ __ ] because it is a [ __ ] dangerous job yeah and thankless in a lot of ways a lot of ways so it's like why how do we shift this and how much risk do they have to take or what change do we make so that we can look at them and go thank god we got these guys around because [ __ ] it's scary listen what you said about your friend being the marines it's [ __ ] hard to get through boot camp man yeah it's hard it's you're right there's a [ __ ] yeah there's a there's a long road that you have to travel to be a navy seal right that's how it should be to be a cop man it should be [ __ ] hard to make it and they should weed out the people that are [ __ ] the people that are sociopaths the people that just would be willing to lean their shin on a man's neck for eight and a half minutes yeah those people are sick you gotta find those people before they get to the position where they could do that to a person and how do you do that how do you get your psych evals or yeah you got to train them yeah train them like they are the type of people that potentially could [ __ ] kill somebody for the wrong reason yeah you got to train them like you're weeding them out like this is a great honor and we you know we can ship that but we have to think about it in terms of allocation of resources cops don't get paid enough teachers don't get paid enough either though and they're not killing their kids so i don't know but they [ __ ] them they [ __ ] them sometimes and nobody goes we should just stop school right hey these teachers are [ __ ] kids on the teachers fun school teachers are blowing these kids this is [ __ ] crazy yeah dude i gotta end this man we've been doing it three and a half hours oh jesus three hours three hours we started a little later all right well bro the deep state will cut about it's great to see you i love you we don't see each other i know man but it's always a good time um hopefully next time we'll be doing comedy i think it's going to be something i can't wait what are you going to be back here again i don't know i'm going to do some shows though i heard you're doing well i don't want to mention but i got some shows the grapevine i'm about to pop off all right good but um some [ __ ] might be going down in ohio too chappelle's got some [ __ ] he's playing okay oh [ __ ] lots of things are happening lots of things are happening yeah so my agent said that uh that you were going around and i was like you know what maybe i'll like do something around your date i'll help it man i'll promote it no you don't have to what i'm saying is like happen yeah like everybody could just do each other's stuff and it would just be like a fun yes like we could reward the clubs that are going let's open up i don't know we'll talk about it off here well texas texas is going guns blazing arizona west states the ones that surprise the ones that survived the [ __ ] wars with the indians they're opening up data right away disease don't kill us yes andrew ladies and gentlemen love you brother i love you too man thank you you

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Published: Tue Jun 09 2020