NYC’s Most Dangerous Comedy Rooms & Selling Out Town Hall | Dropping In w/ Andrew Schulz #51

[Applause] [Music] don't worry we're gonna get back to town hall later first I got to show you what it took to get okay so grinding every single night in New York City going up a comedy clubs like this mr. Andrew Schulz everybody thank you everybody how are you good that's good you have a good Thanksgiving okay any of you nerds try to cancel Thanksgiving you know those [ __ ] dork [Music] you're celebrating the genocide of people we're celebrating the dinner you can't slaughter millions of people on an empty stomach okay I need some sustenance to take out a whole race [Laughter] I'm not gonna lie I think the Native Americans started that [ __ ] when they serve turkey that's a piece thinner you serve turkey that's a piece of [ __ ] food it's an attack it's dry there was no buttermilk back then it was leather you serve leather okay pilgrims took one bite a [ __ ] they're serving up corn other [ __ ] just gets the hook so I think they're trying to kill us two can play that game let you it's cold out here tonight chief you want these blankets I like I told a little bit of a lot is when you start comedy you don't get to go up in these fancy clubs no no no you got to be on the streets begging Swedish tourists and come into a dingy basement to see you work out your shitty jokes and that was my life for the first few years I started comedy so right now I'm gonna take you back to the streets where it all began for my boy Akash saying hilarious comic well outside hilarious comic shows how we came up and I promise and I promise we're going back to town hall who's gonna be there we got Will Smith Chris Rock right right downstairs yeah man I'm from Sweden I got nothing to do what's up everybody my foot is asleep I'm here with Michael blouse I in the building you know archive saying here you should know I'll cop saying or any right now this is really the the place that made me a comedian the village Lantern now it's just called the lantern I guess so basically what we would do is we would hang out outside of this bar that has a bass well show you the basement a second a couple of us will go over there a couple of us would be right here and yeah one person over there lonely as [ __ ] yeah stand over there by himself and he would have to beg strangers are coming up the street and then we will take them here if you go down this little hallway why anybody would trust us to bring them into a basement upon first meeting them I do not know oh [ __ ] so this is the stage and at the tables here in an area right here the rule was if we had four people we could start a show we would bring two people down and they'd be so nervous then we would have other comics sit in the room all these numbers of those two people didn't [ __ ] back I really want to say thank you to all the losers that had New York City okay but you [ __ ] dorks didn't have [ __ ] to do so you walk into a basement because some Indian and some white guy begged you to do it I appreciate you because because of that we have a comedy career all right so we've told some legendary stories about this place on flagrant 2 and other podcast heckler video the chicks that he was talking to we're standing right there cuz you're racist what yes yes we had dealt with so many monsters I mean oh gosh coming down here yeah this was nothing for us it was like one so there's another story that we've told many times in the podcast I'm glad that blouse right here blouse on stage and we would be at the back of the room Wow would be filming from like here and if Blau would start bombing we would just pop up from underneath the camera you dyin right now and we'd be really quiet about it so he couldn't hear us on stage even though it was silence completely but but you would see it when you got home on the video these bathrooms are the ones that comedians with hook girls in there is a friend of ours Zach ADA girls asked in that bathroom and this before as even was hot yeah we I've never done my barracks up in here arkasha has never gotten his dick sucked yeah [ __ ] I always say that this place is so important in terms of like me being a comic there was nobody looking over us the owners of the bar didn't even care they didn't pay us anything they were like as long as they go down there and get some drinks we don't give a [ __ ] what you say people ask me like how are you able to do these types of edgy joke you're not worried about you know being canceled or not being booked or even bombing and I never had to be worried about that because we were putting on our own shows every night of the week in his basement and nobody was watching us literally getting in fights our cops would start fights with him guys on the street and everyone I would I can't fight but I can almost finally come up here bro however there was one almost fight where I had to step in so I like took off my backpack and the guy looked at that as he should which was a threat and then he like really stepped up and I was like oh [ __ ] I really gotta decide what type of friend I am so yeah so we basically had full rein in this place we could do whatever we want we didn't have to worry about never getting booked again or anything and we were so lucky that we had this environment that we could fail night in and night I mean Akash you say you you probably bombed for the first year that you were here in a row at least 7 months I think everything at least cinemas maybe close to a year what I would say it myself is I need one good show a month just to let me know I should be doing this the audience's that we're in here so we were used to that energy we were used to like the cross arms and we don't give a [ __ ] about a little ass out of you pull the legs didn't speak English we did comedy for people who enlist with a second language for what four years five years why do you think everyone who's starting here is so loud volume they respond to you listen to the end do they get their species this is perfect I forgot your name though by the way okay Colleen Colleen my bad so Colleen is is doing exactly what we were just talking about yeah so we would hand out these tickets this is barking Atomics are outside they're handing out the tickets we're not getting paint we're just doing it so that we can get on stage two hours before two hours two hours before row six minutes and you do this every single night we also crashing it's like that button it's much worse in real life but it feels like how already looked what's your name and malley you're also barking out here no always yesterday yesterday hangover spot oh my god we have nothing to do what loser comedians are good to see you guys doing is keep it up man honestly it's gonna work out I mean it might not this place upstairs it used to be called the Boston comedy club by the time I got to the city it was called the comedy village Chapelle Patrese you know noir in all these guys it was like the B or C room to the Comedy Cellar that is down the block now downstairs was not zinc bar was a place called the baguette in that and bag it would it be this is really where my comedy career started in New York City the stage was against that brick wall I saw a Dave Chappelle perform here for six hours straight was when she first aged oh shut up yo she fell on stage she Mystics our second guilded PJ to get him a newspaper and he just read it again and then he was like wow yeah I was crazy I was like so excited all my friends were like that guy needs to shut up this used to be a comedy club yeah yeah this was a legendary comedy club it's just so crazy to see now it's this a noodle bar and you know there's another short-lived Club this was the comedy corner or CDs of course they would leave it open of course we should not be whoopsie this is a kitten we wrong place we tell jokes here there used to be like a club a comedy club up you guys got to go okay but there was a comedy club down here now did you see how quick we went down and came right back up that's what most audience members did you guys have probably seen this pizza place and that really intro you slice right there for a jerk-off do you think you put his money on the thing and go you know what I want six years then something like that I'm not exactly sure I end up getting past here world-famous Comedy Cellar hello everybody welcome to the world-famous olive tree cafe I like that shirt what does that say queer obviously the famous back table tables reserved for Comedy Cellar comedians only okay I never sat at that table before I was passed I know there's a lot of comics they got company they said that table because they got friends there and the other side of that table for hours I respected that table man it took a lot of work it's a lot of work to get there you guys want to see the code to get downstairs I'll give it away a change in of course here's the wall of fame if you will Stuart Jared mayn't Mack right there Bobby Kelly ma'am Oh Chrissie D ah look at that that's your boy that is the most embarrassing Hedgehog that I've ever seen that look over the shoulder like trying to be sexy on a [ __ ] cobblestone street this is so embarrassing here we aren't Comedy Cellar best comedy club in the world and try to recognize it actually like the bigger one now you know it's interesting about this room is that your front row is one row I barely reach your hand up sign over the ceiling is that close that's what six and a half feet you're six to take the hand was here we interrupt our program to bring you to my [Music] worst moment outside the village lantern I guess this black dude and then I even think it was offensive I was just joking he took he turn around here's what you say and I haven't looked as [ __ ] his eyes and I sized him up and I just be look Jenna's eyes I go you got that I'll tell you what I said I said a mistake system should I regret you know what it is about your stature you have the stature where someone will not beat you up directly like they'll look at you and the big are you sure you want to do real quick there was a summer and probably winter where we start to get immense happiness from just causing pain to each other we would often drink like tea or things out here to stay warm in the freezing cold winters yeah any chance we got to slap that [ __ ] team out of one of our friends hands we would absolutely take where the tea was it skittles coffee whatever it was so funny when it didn't happen to you and it only counted someone else saw it Oh like you need a three it didn't work with two you just dropped my salad on the ground in the back though like everything unopened yeah and then we got in the car and then you have to fill that spot and then you dip my salad out of my lap and then you put the most fun times man I cannot explain how fun it was and we were all dirt poor we had absolutely nothing we had no career no respect no success but we had so much [ __ ] fun after the last show of the night we would all go to come on all go to the diner we'll go to the shelter okay this is a legendary New York diner I think it's only right that we take you guys there right now because this plays a major part just in our careers but our joke writing one night we went to the selca oh yeah and they had changed the menu and I swear out of my life they removed all the items that we use it they changed the entire [ __ ] menu of a restaurant so we would not come back to the rest of my god okay here's a story about your boy Schultz okay well out and another kind of radars Mike Rogan okay the table of girls across from these two girls at the end we're kind of facing Mike and the other Mike at the end our table yeah and and then microcut on my class now were like hey who you think he's looking at thanks to looking at us I think she looking at me I think she's looking at me they're going back and forth and then finally having like 30 minutes of them debating they I think Blau calls across the girls which one of us are you looking at and then the girls are like what what you say and they're like giggling and then Glaus it again which one of us are you looking at and she's like I don't know what you're saying and the drew looks over and he just goes he said do you want to get [ __ ] in your ass know what god I know I said anal that's a lot whoa here we are world famous Veselka okay at one time she was a waitress when we were causing havoc here she was a Rachel now she's a big fancy manager she won't talk to us no more but at one time she wasn't a waitress Agnieska you have quite possibly the most difficult name to pronounce or read ever what is it watch I'll let you I'll let you do that yourself is it true that we were so loud and rowdy that you changed the menu so we wouldn't come back is that true but you know what was so he had the light noises laughs now we were a little obnoxious back in the day right but now that we're mature we've changed everything is better can we have a table for three yeah okay let's find out English muffin lightly toasted just cook over here video you're the shower brother and he goes hey freakin it we could do a little trade and you don't have to pay me money so what trade and he goes all you got to do is just take your pants now this for free pictures insert the pic so was that a shower or just his urine [Music] heat it up coffee ice cream on top vanilla ice cream told you to change in the [ __ ] menu so we um yeah give spoons the other thing that we would do outside of a selca and this is so [ __ ] embarrassing but we would do it for some reason after meals maybe because we were so hopped up on sugar from the cookie we would freestyle rap Wow could do little VBox go go hit that yeah hit that I'm a film it like it's a rap video too thick it's just me and hard I'm out of words I'm gonna start reaching in some carrots how did you even get in here it's time to put a rican say Mack ingredients inside see how much stuff and prescribe online with licensed doctors [Laughter] [Applause] just go blue calm okay use my closet for Andrew and that's it simple as that you get lucci calm promo code and justify dollar shipping and you Gucci all right so do they get the hell out of my house please get down 15 minutes in a tail you leave on your backhand winner [Music] [Applause] [Music] hey I want to say thank you to every single one of you that have helped me get this far this has been an amazing journey but listen up we're not done yet we got a lot of work to do I hope you're ready because I know exactly where we're going next [Music] you

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Length: 22min 14sec (1334 seconds)

Published: Thu Dec 05 2019