They're Drinking CHUNKY MILK - Jacksepticeyes Funniest Home Videos

do you ever you ever get the feeling that you're being watched like someone is just like over your shoulder watching you welcome back everybody to season 2 of jacksepticeye's Funniest Home Videos I'm surprised they haven't taken us off the air yet but they can't take us off the air because this is YouTube and all media sucks YouTube is the future we can do anything here Funniest Home Videos is the series where the brain goes to tickle itself everybody else in the internet is too busy throwing [ __ ] at each other all the time this is the safe haven where you can go up and just relax and watch something and have fun you know it's like a Marvel movie you know it's not going to be bad you know it's going to kind of be the same thing again but you're gonna have fun anyway that one really hurt my head god damn I need to be easier on myself I'm the white border and sorry I've seen I've seen the original version is a when you're [ __ ] having your mother [ __ ] know everyone adds you know the weird clap the Ken French guy can't oh I hope he looks at me like that in the bedroom Kent French or his his friends like to call him toast french toast he has the world record for fastest clapping or at least he did I don't know if he still has but that was that you know naylet sleep makes me chuckle one of the few tic TOCs that actually make me i'm not put all the way back there to slap it again do the [ __ ] work yourself this is the version I saw this is the first version that I saw and I liked it more than any of the other versions but I also hate that shark tick tock account because 99% of the other tick talks that they produce are garbage and I should know 99% of the stuff that I produce is also garbage so it takes one to know one oh god is he dead I think I saw his soul leave his body oh my god what a clapper I can hear that I can hear it reverberate inside my own head I want to see it as half-speed obsessed with this clip now good Robin can you edit in the Special Victims Unit sound with with that twice thank you I took my sister's vape this only has 2,300 views you guys suggested this one hey guys so I strongly encourage you guys to do what I'm doing I found my sister's vape and I'm taking it away from them because I saw the stuff that happened on the news with people dying and you know she's throwing a tantrum right now but you know what I had asthma so I'm allowed laugh at this she just really likes the floor she just wanted to be closer to it and have fun [Laughter] come on kids it's gonna happen again [Applause] just kept going that's perfect slapstick comedy Jesus these are the best types of clips you know he's not really that hurt his pride is more hurt than his actual head is it's like okay once shame on you twice shame on me but the third and fourth time it happened - hello I'm here to tell you about a revolutionary new product called kum dong what exactly is come Don well come Don is an ancient Indian herbal and well-being tonic reformulated and tested for safety by NASA astronauts I think it's safe to say there's never been a better time to get come on oh come on don't take my word for it getting come down makes you smarter come on okay fake advert where can I get calm Don once I got come Don I got not one boyfriend like boyfriend okay okay it's not that funny it's childish it's juvenile don't suggest this [ __ ] it's stupid I try except the guy's Funniest Home Videos to the jacksepticeye variety Channel we have standards it's kids getting hit with begins none of this stinky garbage - its it's trying to be too fun oh yes damn that's good goddamn Nick that's right Nick your body's a temple stay pure dirty stinky Beth you're looking even let you hold hands Beth that's also a sin they have more they have more I used to have dark box and hear screaming voices in my head the Ben Schwartz lovable American comedian and voice of Sonic the Hedgehog in the new Sonic the Hedgehog movie but thanks to the mind melter I feel completely pineapple one pill a day and I no longer have to tickle Fritz in my pants just remember to bark at your doctor and make sure it's almost sexual for you mind melter reacts to proton imbalances allowing for an infinite amount of side effects of their brain I append floopy boo boo and hunky Dukey don't offer any effects health risks like cocaine and masturbating are encouraged but are often unappealing to small women and large children avoid driving at large machinery if you are ugly and pregnant or risk double pregnancy remember to consult your prescription to see if the number seven is right for you the mind melter life might change millions of people use mine Melvin claim the cables way is this oh my god it sounds like be sure to record a let's play sometimes my mouth just doesn't words hey guys I'll talk about it a little better I don't have it [Applause] [Music] haha to get inside you must answer a riddle I accept yes this is great welcome to the great wall of Sheba you have been challenged to answer our riddles if you get all answers right you may proceed what is the cheapest favorite drink Oh God um bonus water deepest Sprunt or fat I love a big nice ice-cold kind of beep Asst in RB piss ya pal ok riddle the first down what is Shiva's favorite snack ramen sue sure no Gers or shrimp oh um i'ma go with the sooo sure because I actually called sushi sue sure sometimes we're walking by is like oh you want some sushi for dinner I'm a child DISA hard one nuts damn I can't enter okay final how does Sheba feel when bamboozle sadboy surprise Schober hee-hop angry I think do a heck and surprise surprise Schober final answer [Music] sadly no you may now proceed oh my god is that presented hell did I just watch I can't proceed though cuz I got all the answers wrong I have a riddle for you at home in jacksepticeye's Funniest Home Videos episode for season 1 what was jacksepticeye's catchphrase was it a speed is key be like a boss C or D the Fitnessgram pacer test is a multi-stage aerobic capacity test a progressively gets more difficult as it continues the 20 meter Pacer test will begin in 30 seconds leave your answer in the comments below and you may be able to proceed to the rest of the video oh yeah a lot of people sent me this one it's a New Zealand deking advert I've been sent this more than any of the other Clips this week if you like me you find it very hard to keep your dick dryer I lift my dick unpredicted and it was walked out of shape in no time I could barely recognize my own dick imagined it then I discovered Schafer's New Zealand style dixieland I get it cuz he's New Zealand and he says Dec like dick I used to be too embarrassed to invite people over to see my dick well now my dicks the talk of the town instructions aren't clear poured hot coffee on my dick I even have pictures on my dick check out that dick I want to see mister my secretary Bobby always loves to receive my deep pokes ok ok once is funny twice as it's getting there 3 times ok you've pal you're still going ok I get it dick jokes are funny his wife is always on my deeky begging me to know the secret I'm not perfect it's one joke pummeled into Wow I was gonna criticize it but isn't that what I do all the time but you see it's funny when I do it Wireless for 20 bucks a month that's not right it's right all right now chunky style milk that's not right I choose chunky style milk because it has the wholesome chunks brewing kids need unlike smooth style milk chunks for me Jesus if there's any other reason for people to already hate drinking milk more I personally love drinking milk I love the taste of it I love the texture I love that sweet icy-cold boy but chunks in it throw on your Satan himself kind of like your wireless bill mint mobile is easy online and just twenty bucks a month that's a cover ID I like that a lot also isn't mint mobile the company that Ryan Reynolds just bought I want to see Ryan Reynolds drink chunky style milk that's my challenge to him right now you know cuz he watches all my videos this is the commercial that made up a brand new word for the English language called gaffing it's gagging and laughing at the same time we just mean that just put that at the end of anything the Fitnessgram pacer test is a multi-stage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues the 20 meter Pacer test will begin in 30 seconds a kitchen table sneaker speakers wait but if you have a music player already play the music through that I don't want to attach something to my phone and then stick it on something to make it a speaker what my phone has speakers in it already the magic is in the plume tunes vibration pod that sticks anyplace and transfers crystal-clear sound full of travel and makes it stick on sound yeah don't play that music from your car or from your device stick the device to the car and now you have sound what happens if you stick it on the phone what happens if you stick it on the music player itself will just keep adding feedback loop get too powerful destroy the world with headphones but but then you can't walk anywhere the idea of headphones is that you can use them on the go and you get to listen to the music and you don't bother anybody else while you're walking around and on the boss and stuff this does not replace the my gosh she is killing it right now that's what I want to do though is just go down the street and stick it on everything like a lamppost a caer a dog someone if you're sick of listening to your grandma complain about her broken hip all the time just take boom tunes on her but make music out of her why carry speakers around when with pop tunes you can always get possum sound hell yes a whole advert of white people dancing all right this is the worst thing that's ever happened to me currently unavailable we let you know when the item is back in stock you know me by now anytime I see something dumb and slightly gimmicky I need to buy it I would have stuck man come on I want one baby want his toy one star from a lot of people absolutely worthless no matter what I stuck the foot the probe onto there was hardly any sound don't waste your money bad bad bad do not waste your money on this piece of junk piece of junk I put it on boxes cans tablets everything I was told would work didn't worst product ever I don't know man I'm pretty sure there's worse products out there that's a shame though I really wanted to dunk my head into a bucket and hear music what I can't music at it somebody sent me this and I I had to look at it because it's called front flip on two light tubes chairs this is to be which you showed today I'd be doing both about to light tube shares oh no God Jesus Robin sensor that he can't look at that he has an entire channel dedicated to this an entire channel dedicated to wrestle style move jumping into things Oh No flying elbow drop onto microwave oh my not was hurt just thinking about this it should be much easier today every trip you onto this microwave just [ __ ] two cloves and jigglets so try to tell him I hope you like it oh no he's not a so defeated this time wolf he knows it's gonna hurt why would you do that to yourself are you okay Oh No hold on everybody there's a part two jumping into the microwave how far apart are these May 24th a now October 29th this is not that old TV show today I'll be jumpy onto this microwave just don't try this at home I hope you like it [Music] okay oh that looks like it really [ __ ] hurt I applaud his dedication to the craft he's an entertainer he's a performer and you can really tell that he enjoys performing I just wish he would not hurt himself to do it Oh superhuman Hawaii this is three days ago front flip on two flower pots a nice it's not breaking your elbow on a microwave get ready oh he was bleeding really badly after that one getting attitude adjustment on two rat traps thumbtacks I don't think I want to see this on super human TV show I'm with Paul he's gonna add you trust me on to rat chat no oh he's got a friend this time Oh God no no don't like that don't like that at all I do not want to at least he says do not try this at home because yes don't ever ever ever do that Oh superhuman I want you to find another way of performing without hurting yourself because your heart is in it I think clearly you like doing it and your your go get an attitude is amazing just please stop hurting yourself but superhuman you have a fan in me I want to be superhuman okay well that does it for this episode of jacksepticeye's Funniest Home Videos I hope that you laughed probably not at the last ones cuz they it is a painful but thank you for watching another brand new episode of season two of Funniest Home Videos we're still here we're still laughing and we're still kicking it never get to the end of a video and you just have no idea how to end it maybe this is the end maybe we'll just cut off the video midsection [Applause] [Music] [Applause] 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Rating: 4.9598422 out of 5

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Id: Su5nrn15LAk

Length: 19min 51sec (1191 seconds)

Published: Sun Feb 02 2020