They Called It WHAT?? - Jacksepticeyes Funniest Home Videos

who dares disturb my slumber brand new day it's a brand new bright sunny day it's actually nighttime outside so there's no [ __ ] sunlight anywhere I hate it winter go away springtime a new refresh me dogs outside with yet shut the [ __ ] up but a new day means it's time for more love [Music] [Music] [Music] body [Music] it's too lazy to focus the camera on that one so that's what you're gonna get and out-of-focus blurry jacksepticeye smacking whiteboard saying laughs you're the one who clicked into this video okay remember that whenever you're like ma'am what is going on just in life in general you clicked this video okay let's watch some clips card serie no I wasn't talking to you suddenly she just starts listen she's like that person at the parties who everyone's having a great time and hahaha and they just walk over to drink and then they're like yeah Oh Karen what you said is amazing didn't catch the start of it but I want to be part of the group [ __ ] off series but y'all won't focus know about Hera gammy I know nothing about Harry cami she's still listening shut up in Japan the art of folding paper is origami now experience the art of folding hair with Hera Donnie for beautiful folded hair fashions that will amaze you roll it up let's and let us bring out and roll your hair into the perfect bun this is my badge I actually think that that's pretty cool but is it just me is the actual video like that or is that my tinnitus that I can hear the 33 glamour guide shows you how my dog for special occasions like weddings or parties your hair to look like a double helix if you want your hair to look like some sort of satanic symbol here egami is the thing for you I want to get one now my hair is getting quite long again quite long and poofy maybe I'm worth it maybe it's Laurie oh you don't even [ __ ] know what Harry Gami could solve my worries call and get a second hair egami for double buns and more all of today's callers also get this crap action what [ __ ] what was this sound effect oh also get that back we need to be 18 or older to get a hairy gammy song I don't want any of its audience I just remember the tick tock this one this one's the best I don't know what song this is I'm gonna keep talking just in case [Laughter] excelente I have a very big problem with my hair I have a very big problem with my fashion sense I want my hair to look like it's been attacked by a bird's nest please hair egami save me can i buy it again everything about this [ __ ] are these on this series I want to buy there I bought one I bought a herring Cammie you're gonna see it in four to six weeks I don't know what I feel about something called the goon suit can't hide bottles in your desk too hard to drink openly in the office stop you need the goon suit the goon suit looks like any other suit but carries litres of cask wine seamlessly in the lining pour booze in through a special valve and a mouthpiece disguised as a pen lets you drink with fire hold in that meeting or kicking goals in that job interview they'll never know you're really drinking good no more awkward that's awesome now and get the free good suit fine attachment it looks like you're taking a call but you're really drinking good looks like you tried to suck the components out of your phone so this is clearly fake right this is not an actual thing it reminds me at the wine rack that I got the white bra that I have used every single event that I've gone to okay hanging out with friends of just sipping on wine and people like man your cup size is really increased and I said thank you I'm an alcoholic now and for a limited time only you'll also receive the good suit coffee cup Wang's like a regular coffee cup but you put booze in it that's good I like that a lot that's clever so it is Oh some people would actually believe that's real though so goon is an Australian slang term basically goon is a general name for Casca wine or boxed wine godheads does that mean people who drink it are called Gunners or something I shouldn't say that that I don't even know if that's a [ __ ] slang term or it's something that people are called and you shouldn't call people that I don't know it so many words so today that I'm afraid I like this one don't even know you're really drinking good I'm getting drunk off my tits no I've tried bad diets powders pills still my weights been up and down like a yo-yo until the aids plan taught me how to take off weight and help keep it off aids may taste like a candy but aids contains one of the most effective appetite suppressants you can buy and there's no stimulant and aids that could make you nervous no no this is a real one is this a real thing they thought that you could go out there and be like here try aids it's great for weight loss no peanut butter aids wait is this a South Park was making fun of with Jared from Subway he said that he used AIDS to lose weight I got AIDS about two years ago and I've been losing weight ever since it's amazing how claim you can get with a peanut butter aids but he was saying AI des like people who aid him is that what they were making fun of his aids an actual thing my god people are [ __ ] weird it was an actual thing I wonder why it didn't take off you know when you're feeling like a hyung go in your bungo and you want to just snack on all those calories and go to your fridge and munch munch munch try aids and said aids is great aids will help you lose weight and keep it off you know what I'm saying and age candy has no stimulant that can make you nervous aids candies no stimulant that makes you nervous was that have worried back then that appetite suppressors had stuff that make it made you worry delicious chocolate flavor and I love being a size head again Wow such an old ass commercial she didn't even eat the [ __ ] thing who aids before each meal Wow yeah the plant lets you really take care of yourself just with this saboteur mmm I really love the taste of air I was overweight and embarrassed to go anyplace aids help me get back into a size 12 yeah sorry sorry I'm allergic to [ __ ] eight help me lose the weight and he has nothing in it that could make me nervous like hey Melinda you going to just [ __ ] say this line it doesn't even matter what you're doing yeah [ __ ] yeah eighths doesn't have anything that'll make me worry and it doesn't have a suppressor that makes you one it's great for keeping off the wait can I have a [ __ ] money why take diet pills when you can enjoy aid so they probably went out and we're like this is clever because it's subverting the expectation and we're saying something that's gonna catch people's attention right it's like coding something like the the mouth Kummer thank with mouth cover I don't have to worry anymore about having extra saliva in my mouth I know what the [ __ ] I'm talking about Oh No do all these people have AIDS you're gonna take so much sugar and I don't want fascinating no thank you I have AIDS because like what you look as broad as this and you'd rather look as slim as this try the AIDS reducing plan I know about you guys but I'm sold anyway I've had enough of AIDS okay I don't care about them anymore I'm supposed to be having a fun time this is Funniest Home Videos not questionable product why did they make it I don't want anything to do with it how did they think this was a good idea products if you want to be a size eight and keep the weight off then all you gotta do is try it laughs because laughs help you suppress the appetite but keep the weight off as well and they don't have any [ __ ] stimulants all right butter me up Betty what have we got on the chopping block next I want to laugh until my sides fall out okay who wants to clean and Debono I'll do it my gift you want to do it just when you see what I've got no it's the Wunder boner Oh wonder boner you laugh now just watch just wait until you see my boner show that wonderful that's disgusting you know your boners just covered in flesh meeting bones I'll admit it okay I've had a few boners in my time I might have been rockin some for half the videos I've made on YouTube but they've never looked like that the Wunder boners unique design removes the bones from God it turns your fish into a [ __ ] scaly condom my wife would like that I get it I get it I get it I get it it's hard to boat the boat and fish it's a process that not many people want to do and you want to get to your delicious tasty fishy goodness this is not the way to do you get the wonderful know how much 1990 fight for a boner they could just think real hard and get one for free I do wonder how well products like this sell because a lot of them are basing like this at least is a decent idea it's something that if it actually works whatever but I wonder how many people sell stuff like this just because of the name like the AIDS suppressant or the the boner thing it's like Tommy get in here get out that fish boat or thing that you have my kids they're weird the top carpet what's next the masturbator it's good that's funnier than a whole commercial as an accompaniment accompaniment to go with your Wunder boner for deboning fish to catch the fish now try our masturbator just put the masturbator on your rod and you will be able to catch fish all day ah there's a lot of jokes in there Oh No is there a thing no do you want to be a great fisherman no have you tried fishing but just can't seem to like this is a joke now you can learn to bait like an expert before I learned secrets from the masturbate video I spent hours fiddling with a useless limp rod now my wife smiles when she sees me bringing home fish because she knows I'm coming with a big load yes way to take the joke and roll with it I like that a lot well II I need to get away from the actual product stuff every episode just evolves into that because they're hilarious there's seemingly an infinite amount of them but there are other clips that we can watch such as the classic objects that I've shoved up my arse um J star shoved up my ass okay good start vibrators short dildos okay same category pains okay that's not used for penis pain souls coins what pebbles boomstick handle okay fishing rods handle okay umbrella handle a lot of handles toothbrush handle okay you win you are big too small okay just that one's not that impressive okay stick handle Jesus Christ fingers screwdriver handle lots of handles stiff the handles of this and then you're thinking what else around your house could you shove up your Aris a pen some pencils just goes fingers stiff [ __ ] my wife would like that what is this episode there is a lot of sexually suggestive content in this episode screan [ __ ] knock down my youtube so fast but you know what I don't care with the last bastion of swearing and sensitive content on YouTube we need to keep it that way I told you I have a deal with the censors now that we can get away with this [ __ ] and if they come down hard upon me I'll claim B'Elanna okay excellent I like that video quite a bit you know what it had a title it said exactly what it was gonna do and that's all the video was and I applaud you for that it wasn't clickbait it was just pure good fun oh I had this one saved ages ago but I mean the meme is dead by now but this poor puffer fish is that the actual sound that's making I feel so bad for him poor little puffer fish it's just like please I can't breathe oh no oh no oh no this is the original video I didn't know this the original video is just him eating the carrot and then they take him over and actually chop all up and kill him oh this is [ __ ] punishment there's a lot more sense I never actually watched the end of this video I'm sad now well that does it for this episode is jacksepticeye he's Funniest Home Videos and I know if they were that funny it was a lot of emotions to take in in a single episode but I hope that you guys enjoyed it anyway I watched these clips so you also have to it's a sacrifice I'm willing to make what was your favorite clip what was your favorite video from today's episode season 2 still going strong more lose than ever the show is really turning into why do I want to buy this who the [ __ ] would buy this why does this exist and also ah but I hope you had fun and I hope you had some laughs but until next time that's going to be it from me your host Jack septic penis good night everybody ow [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Applause] my wife would like that

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Length: 15min 44sec (944 seconds)

Published: Fri Jan 17 2020