The GREATEST IRISH SALESMAN Of All Time | Jacksepticeye's Funniest Home Videos

hey hey what up what up it's me i'm back to doing this again can you believe it it's been so long since we've had a funniest home videos did you miss it everybody keeps telling me they did i'm going over here now you all thought i forgot that i didn't ever imagine about doing another funniest home videos you thought that [ __ ] you actually thought that i done did forgot about funniest home videos one of the most successful series on the channel one of the biggest bangers on the jse no you're wrong this is an actual like regular sized bottle i've just shrunk but it's back baby funniest home videos it's been so long since we did one i've been scouring the internet looking for the best content to react to really diving hard and digging deep by going to twitter and getting recommended stuff by you guys i actually didn't do any of this work at all but i'll take all the credit for it and if you're excited for funniest home videos to be back hit that like button right now okay can we can we break the like button can we just break the system with how many likes are going to run in because funniest home videos is back the greatest piece of entertainment of react footage on youtube i'm putting it in your hands the power's all yours but you know what we have to do right you know what we have to get into before this series starts again our mantra our slogan and the thing that we live by [Music] no get out of here no one cares about us oh no it's not coming off l is for lovers who love one another a is for ass of which i like to eat you is for you're the only one for me g is for the only gamer i see and h is for happy i always feel it when you put them together what do you get laughs i have the power it's never left me oh i'm down here now and we've got some zesty bangers for us today because people have been sending me this video a bunch it's called the ultimate irish prep bowl are you guys ready to laugh again because i sure am if these aren't funny i'm going to block and ban everybody sent me good luck grandma always said a salad a day will keep the tax man away i'm not sure what that really means but we all love a good salad see this is why i think it's fake i don't think it actually starts that way i think it's just a parody of these types of videos but trying to figure out where where it is joking and where it's not is going to be our message for today i'm not sure what that really means but we all love a good salad but no one wants to be cutting with a knife all day grandma's got arthritis she can't be doing that my name is ronnie neville and this is the ultimate irish prep ball i'm the ultimate irish prep ball this [ __ ] car crowd he's got her trays what is this video take a cucumber one two three it's so easy for delicious fresh salad carrots go just as easy slice them up in no time at all a bit of an onion no more tears the only tears you'll have are tears of joy tears and giant eyes we'll be cutting onions for days lads let's go i still don't know what's going on because this presentation is all over the place but the product actually looks good i want that the amount of times i cut onions and i cry or sever a finger i need this in my life isn't there a version of this that's like a like just a hand board that you what was that called easy peely oh my god there's so many of them this one this type of one what was that one called or this oh my god there's millions of them now i remember seeing this infomercial when i was a teenager in between i actually used to watch like the shop direct channel that's uh and there's a slap chop holy [ __ ] there's this laptop there's so many of them all right i'll give you i'll give you a go on that one ronnie look at you did the [ __ ] peeler cut that haircut as well did you the [ __ ] stadium but this gets even better the ball can pivot it's such a great idea it lets you rinse and strain right in the same bowl this thing is [ __ ] legendary i sat here thinking that i was gonna be making fun of this thing i'm about to call up my accountant and tell them how many can we buy well my favorite is the veggie holder fits perfectly in your hand and you get every last kiss have a look at this guys in seconds it's done those are not real potatoes ronnie have a look at this guy those are sweet potatoes ronnie you want to get old golden wonders some roosters this man's a sham this man's more of a fake irishman than i am americans in irish we have something in common we love bananas you're a true lad he's a [ __ ] gamer look at that reveal he's getting ready i didn't know what was going to be under this towel it could have been anything it could be a middle finger it could be a dildo for all i knew but what does he pull out of it god himself get you a partner that'll look at you the way roddy look at spuds and then watch this you want cold water and strain that's how you take out the starch that's how you take out the starch rudy's a [ __ ] legend bites grandma taught me that she knows all the tricks except how to not get her try his she has no idea how to avoid that but if you order right now watch what i'm going to do for you i'm going to include everybody's favorite blade the waffle slicer absolutely free ronnie say [ __ ] less i am on my way to i'm calling right now ronnie yeah i'll i'll take 15 of them oh you can see that i'm not actually calling anybody never mind y'all think you're slick huh oh jack we know you're not calling out to be silence don't want to hear any of it yeah i'm getting 15 of these slicers and i'm going to s slice all of you up if you have kids this is a game changer little ones love the waffle slices turn ordinary dishes into meals your family will remember ronnie [ __ ] them kids i want this i don't care if kids love waffle fries jacksepticeye loves an old waffle fry here and there you get the whole set the fruit for only 19.99 don't miss out don't miss out don't miss out don't miss out for fixing don't miss out don't miss out don't miss out that's the face of a man whose entire livelihood is depending on you buying this vegetable slicer if you don't bite this slicer ronnie's going to go out in the streets they're going to take his house from him no trouble that was so good that's one of the most irish things i've seen in a while is ronnie actually irish because it's amazing ronnie neville let's look him up oh oh oh no oh that's a different oh no oh please oh god no fair play to ruddy he's been watching closely the last four years saw how gullible half the u.s population was realized he could flog them any old shite that was glorious ronnie's out legend i would have eat ronnie and hang out with him do you think his house is full of those like peelers everywhere he's just got like a bunch of other stuff that he's selling and you come into his house he's like ah great thanks so much for coming over if you come into the kitchen i've prepared a bunch of food and we can all eat it and then after that we're all going to go into the kitchen out of the kitchen into the sitting room and we're all going to watch a movie don't miss out oh by jesus christ back at it again look at that stance that's the stance of a lad who's coming in to sell you some stuff and you know he's going to succeed because he's got the charm at the irish irish people are good for two things drinking and talking and sometimes those go hand in hand for a beautiful marriage he looks like he's got like a [ __ ] knife in his hand he's got a knife and a potato in his hand he's ready to kill if you don't buy this peeler grander always said a parade of a day will keep the doctor away but look regular peelers did slip well come on now are we keeping the tax man with the doctor away ronnie your grandparents are full of shite i'm not sure what that really means but grandma's got arthritis slice them up for no time at all but look regular peelers did slip this slide to get stuck grandma's got arthritis she can't be using one of these uh grandma i still got her try his god bless her she can't get away from it ronnie you're not even trying grandma's got a healer's dick slip this slide it gets stuck ronnie you might as well be rubbing your penis against a runny you're never going to there's plenty of irish lads who rubbed her penis against a potato let me tell you i i don't have any experience ronnie neville here with the ultimate irish peeler this is your serrated blade this is your julienne blade and this is your grater on the back you take a potato and yes i know i'm irish i know you've all the jokes you pull towards yourself take your cabbage you cut them in half the blade is double sided with a serrated edge my god all the way down in seconds that's your cold slur done have you ever tried to peel one of these no ronnie i haven't i can't say that i have my god there's just something about him having a phallic shaped object in his hand oh god have you ever tried to peel one of these oh right you could say anything and i'm [ __ ] laughing at this point that's your chord slogan have you ever tried i must be so global because i actually want this thing i ca every time i see stuff from these channels i make fun of it and i laugh at it but i genuinely want to buy all of them they look so cool my peeler grips in it won't slip it's like a hot knife true butter from the a hot knife true butter that's the face of a man who who knows what a hot knife goes through lots of things feels like my opinion onions start from the top and come right down to the root no more tears peeling the only tears you'll have are tears of joy now he [ __ ] said it again ronnie the legend he's got he's coming back to jokes he's selling me on the product he's showing at work flawlessly he's got a great accent he's got charm and look at that haircut like a young irish steve irwin fair play to you ronnie ronnie you could sell me rocks at this point and i'd buy them for garlic it's the best give it a rub give it a tap holy god and it's gone ronnie that looks like shite give us a call or go online now and it's yours for just 40. why is there any finger in the peeler the ultimate irish potato spiral you dig him in you turn him around now the more you turn the more he cuts and around and around he'll go and round it around he'll go down into the bottom of the patera and he'll get no spiral going out here on the base there he goes ronnie working his way down through the spot spiraling all the way down getting the peeler in getting the peeler in oh and it's a call for ronnie all the way to the semi-finals and the irish people watching this video do you remember on some of the irish sports radio stations watching or listening to some of the matches of hurling or something and there was oh there was that one presenter who sounded like that every single time oh and mr m and mcnamara he's got the ball he's hitting it down into the midfield down to on scully oh and school he hits the ball up into the air over the bar it goes two pints for kilkenny what a lamp it won't stop until every home in america has the ultimate irish peeler [Music] there it is and there it is [Music] yes ronnie oh man what a man i thought that we'd never get any better than the slap chop for presenters but ronnie has proven this all wrong ronnie is top of the game vince can go suck a fart out of a nun's arse at this point because ronnie has taken the cake i want to buy these peelers i want to take ronnie out for pints this runny though not that other no noises there's a whole channel of these the ultimate irish prep ball the ultimate irish peeler there's a ton of products on this channel is there any more ronnie though i want to see ronnie ronnie's great ronnie should be at the top have you noticed the pattern here it's like tack light pro 79 tackling 85 percent taxu 92 yeah tack lighter 82 robo twist 76 ronnie's up here with 98 and 100 percent ratings on these videos ronnie's the man you need to get him back i don't care about all these other phonies what is this about why does everyone hate you open tough jar lids do you try this one or this one or how about this one honey this is the future do you open it with a knife with the blade up towards you very dangerously do you run it under hot water or do you rely on sexism to get your jars open today introducing robo twists oh this is a jar opener that easily twists off even the toughest lids just set it down press the button and watch it work first the robo strong vise locks down tight then the powerful twisting action unscrews the lid i've seen this thing a bunch i think i might have reacted to one of these on the channel already have i this looks like a sure waste of time it's like put that on wait a half hour and then you've got your sauce even the toughest stuck jars don't stand a chance robo-twist is ideal for seniors and arthritis sufferers granny's back and she's got her trifles she'll never be able to get away from it no matter what happens all of these commercials have a granny with our traitors in them but let's face it even the strongest of us sometimes meet our match he's not even [ __ ] trying robo twist has the muscle you need even the strongest of us sometimes meet our match he's making a mockery out of your granny granny's over here actually busting a hip trying to get this thing right as sufferers but what a finger's about to pop off and this guy's like let's face it even the strongest of us sometimes meet our match robo twist has the muscle you need and there's no job it can't tackle that's cute that's actually adorable i love that how about that sticky jar of jam robo twist gets are you [ __ ] kidding me did all the other jam jars explode around this one what happened it looks like a monster swallowed it and puked it back up how did you get jab all over that like that if the lid is stuck that's right whether the jar is big or small robo twist can open them all that's so satisfying big or small robo twist can open dude that's tight i want a robot twist just so i can open up three jars at the same time and listen to i'm going to make my own beats out of this small robo twist can open them all and it's compact for easy storage robo twist can open the box oh yeah robo twist is good this is go order your good good that's the sound of granny's knuckles popping and she tries to open up the jar cause granny's got her atreus and as she said jareday will keep the giants away i'm not sure what that really means but grandma's got artritis she knows all the tricks it's amazing you know how god made it wait why does this have so many dislikes why do people not like this so i'm sitting here watching some commercial for robo twist that automatically unscrews jars for you so that's why i'm here and they show the sticky jar of jam i'm sorry but if your jam jar looks like this on the outside of it you've got a lot more problems in life than unsticking a jar lid perhaps not getting the lid off that jam jar is nature's way of telling you to throw it out already yeah that was uh that was too much i want to see more of the adventures of granny and the muscle man that's what i'm talking about they seem like a great duo i would watch that anime if there's a super muscular dude and then baba chan next to him just going on adventures oh no this one has comments and likes turned off why what happened here this is oh we're getting into the [ __ ] weeds of it now there's going to be deep lore for this channel i found my new obsession this i'll get ready for tons more funniest home videos from jacksepticeye because we're going deep on this one when it's warm you'd love to open every door and let fresh air into your home the trouble is you'd end up letting lots of bugs into your home as well oh no now there's magic mesh the new type of screen door that opens easily and then magically closes itself behind you so if your hands are full or you have a forgetful family member what an absolute bollocks get off the phone and learn some manners you can still let fresh air in and keep annoying bugs out the secret isn't really magic it's magnets 18 magnets to be exact some would say that magnets are nature's magic why why does nobody like this i'm kind of genuinely into it like i know screen doors are a thing in most american homes already uh to keep the bugs in and out we don't have them here i just have the window open it could be all sorts getting in here i could have a whole a family of five badgers coming in the window there's a mosquito in here already great for pets too because instead of scratching and whining they can come and go as well machines and it puts an end to slamming doors because it closes gently every time wait what please and it puts an end to slamming doors because it closes gently every time no it doesn't you can't just have this on your house you're still going to have to close the door it makes it easy for robbers to come into your house because they can get in super quick and then the clacking of the magnets will wake you up and then you'll catch the robbers and they'll go to jail bad guy plus it's so easy to install no nails no screws no tools excuse me plus it's so easy to install no nails she has nails right there goes up in seconds and stays up all season long no matter how often you your kids or your dog go through let's get fresh air in and keep those annoying bugs out with magic mesh guys i kind of want one i kind of want all of this why does nobody like magic mesh i don't get it what the hell is a [ __ ] tack bat tactool tactical lighter attack light pro attack light the boom torch the tack zoom the shawala spray mop attack light power tack lantern the egg pie these are some fantastic names hi i'm tacksepticeye and welcome back to my tactical channel all right we're giving one more this is 68 arguably the worst rating out of anything i can see on this page so i want to see why everybody has sunglasses but most sunglasses make things darker of course most sunglasses make things darker that's what they do they block out the sun not these nick bolton here with the latest from bell and howell we call them attack classes oh [ __ ] nick you're no runny but my god do you look cool if you want to look like jeff goldblum from the fly get the tack glasses invisible objects suddenly become visible enhance colors to give you vision as sharp as an eagles are your is the exposure in your eyes turned way too high turn it down with attack glasses and survive even the harshest conditions look ordinary sunglasses just make things darker which could be deadly in a tactical situation glasses improve optical clarity so you can see clearly even in low light wow you've never seen how this light filtering technology works check this out nothing to see right but look again as we hold up our attack glasses [Music] for home and country look at this screen what do you see i see a white screen it should be a dark screen that should be a black screen because the sunglasses just make things darker and that could get you in a tactical situation like being outside the radisson in socal white just a plain white screen now we're going to do our sunglasses whoa this is cool how does it do that that was so awesome what oh my whoa what that is so cool that is amazing they're not seeing a damn thing there's nothing on that screen for them these guys i'm just gonna say guys i think these people are paid actors i think they're phonies i think they're phoning it up for the camera i don't believe this at all i'm smart whether you're on the trail or on the golf course on the water or on the slopes with tact glasses you'll always see clear he was not on the [ __ ] slopes he's on a stage that's great screen can't see my eyes this is a very serious video and i'm gonna take it very seriously you'll always see clearly without any glare there's just nothing like him on the market today act now to get there's lots like it on the market today this is 2017. aren't these basically just like the same sort of goggles you get when you go snowboarding i kind of want them to review them and call [ __ ] we'll even include a blank card that reveals our american eagle when you put on your attack you know what i wasn't sure if i was going to get them at all i've sold now i got to get myself a pair of tack glasses so i can just get that american eagle card well if that website doesn't just scream clarity and top class at you i don't know what does i'm sold man i want the tact glasses the tac classes might just be the greatest pair of glasses that humanity has ever seen this is the forefront of technology in the world and you know why i believe it because of this lady right here very very cool i wasn't a believer until she said that and now i want them well that's gonna do it for today that does it for another episode of as jacksepticeye's as home videos it's back everybody we've breathed new life into it we're on to season three now the filler arc is over those filler episodes are gone you know like episode 137 to episode 940 of naruto we're gonna dig deep into this channel we're gonna see the best of the best next time and we're really gonna see what i actually want to order i i literally want to buy all the things that i saw today as much as i made fun of them i want them all but i hope you had fun and i hope you had lots of laughs i might not stick and i will subscribe on the channel look down below there'll be a red button that will say subscribe and sure granny's got her try his she can't click the mouse to do it so you're gonna have to do it yourself about 40 percent of people who watch the channel aren't even subscribed they're freeloading moochers they're sitting around watching the videos without any sort of commitment don't miss out don't miss out also please leave a like in the video if you're excited for funniest home videos to be back and we'll do plenty more in the future we've gotten we've got a new overlord today and his name is ronnie i'm not sure what that really means but grandma's got our traitors she can't be doing that

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Length: 25min 29sec (1529 seconds)

Published: Thu Mar 04 2021