One thing I think we can all admit is just how terrible all of the popular content on YouTube is. PewDiePie? More like... "PewDieCucced." *chaos ensures* JackFilms? More like... "trending tab(-sama)" [Hidden Recording of the crowd in the TanaCon queue (2018, Colorized)] H3H3? More like... "(I'm) making entire videos on a single tweet" *PRIMAL ORANGUTANS SCREECHING* *scope* *send help* But don't worry guys we got a channel with some *20 year old man screeching about an original ganster and ripe video footage* ...here today, that's just gonna- just gonna blow your mind and open up your your third eye your third eye, right here. This channel is called Looper. You know when it's like four in the morning And you're staring up at the ceiling having those deep philosophical thoughts like.. Well don't worry guys, because Looper answers NONE of them. Looper instead answers questions like why Tammy from NCIS: New Orleans looks so familiar. Why Hollywood stop casting Cameron Diaz and of course, things we need to see in the Five Nights at Freddy's movie. NO NO So if you haven't gathered already, Looper is the incestuous bastard child of WatchMojo. "Welcome to Watchmojo.com and today, we'll be counting down our picks for the top 10 anime betrayals" *basically dies* But the thing is WatchMojo actually has somewhat of a meme status because their videos are just so terrible, but Looper on the other hand they're just boring incredibly boring. Have you heard of the channel Looper? I think they make amazing content. "My favorite video is the one where they talk about s**t nobody cares about for like 15 minutes lol" This is so sad can we hit 5 likes (βΌvβΌ*) Fallout guy tells you that killing is bad Now originally I wanted to dedicate this video to Avengers: Infinity War and Venom but the problem is when I tried looking up some trailers to get footage for the video ah- the amount of Looper videos, man, G O D D A N G. We got about ten videos that Looper made on Infinity War in the past five days. One thing I love about Looper is that they'll have a topic and they'll try and stretch it out to ten minutes, Π΄Π΅ΡΡΠΌΠΎ. but the thing is the stuff Looper talks about, you could just solve it with a Google search. "Why Disney refuses to release National Treasure 3" Because the series is dogshit. (Nickelous Cage Memey) (Nickelous Cage Memey) He's actually circumsised. "The ending of Avengers: Infinity War explained." Well that simple, they actually- [Body language Translation]
"got slaughtered by Thanos- GODDAMN, my life is sad!!" dOCCtOR sTRENG uses his world bending powers to make Joe walk again [Throws sword right at the camera stand] Majoras mask reference I'm filming this the next day because when I when I threw the sword at the camera the entire stand broke... But anyway, regarding to Looper, I don't think the channel itself is that great but fortunately Looper have improved their content recently by opening a new channel called Looper India. [Translation : "Pyro has trapped me in his basement and he is making me edit his videos SEND HELP"] Now I did see him Infinity War a couple days ago at the cinema and for not being the biggest fan of superhero movies the film was fantastic. It was directed by the Russo brothers who look quite a lot like the Bogdanov twins. What I enjoyed most about the movie is that it didn't feel like a superhero movie, it felt like Thanos's movie. You have this ensemble cast with just so many people throughout the movie, but I think Thanos got the most character development. And I am mainly saying that because the most development Thanos has got in the past is seeing him as a cameo after the credits, the movies. Now, I enjoyed the movie I thought it was a good experience, probably the best superhero film I've seen, but saying that I think it's a bit unfair because that's like comparing an amalgamation of every single superhero I've been watching for the past ten years to duking it out and then comparing it to Thor II. It's not a fair comparison. Now like I said the movie was great. I didn't pass out during watching it though. In all honesty I am quite jealous of you because I would love to be invested in a film to the point where I'd burst into tears and then pass out. One out-of-body experience I had were watching the film was this guy sitting next to me and he was just eating this bag of family-sized to Doe-ree-toes. But instead of having one like a normal person he had five of them. So you're trying to watch the film, be invested in what's going on and you just hear next to you that -that eating.. the eating of greasy DOE-REE-TOES. At the end of the film was gonna turn around and tell him the disgusting impact plastic has on the environment and how he should feel sorry for himself, but then he started crying so uh- he gets a pass. I didn't cry at the end of the film because I'm a big boy. I reserve my tears for them the Minecraft movie. Now, whenever a film is this big and this hyped up. I mean Jesus It's already made triple its budget like two days after being released. Now, we've already talked about Looper. That's probably the worst example. But there's definitely some bad that are way up there. "The influence of Dark Souls on Avengers: Infinity War is hard to ignore" Of course I remember watching the infinity war movie and next to me on the left you Solare and directly in front of me you had a man cosplaying as the bonfire. The articles basically talking about the concept of death and how that's related to Dark Souls. So you're telling me if my entire family dies in a horrible accident that- that I'm somehow paying homage to Dark Souls. Did you know if you have a fire in your living room, you're actually paying homage to Dark Souls 3? Did you know that Skyrim actually pays homage to Dark Souls sorcery by having spells? Back to the movie, one thing I like about it was the writing. because I am not gonna lie when I sat down I was the most pessimistic asshole, I was just waiting for this film to have a bad joke or an awkward delivery or a bad fight scene. I went into the cinema with a negative mindset because I'm not someone that enjoys superhero films. I think uh Avengers: Age of Ultron is the best superhero movie ever made. The thing I like most about the movie was probably Tom Holland playing Spider-Man. He did an absolutely fantastic job. I loved his performance. He is the second best Spider-Man that has ever been played. Now, you're probably wondering "who's the number one Spider-Man actor?" The best of the best.. Of course IT'S YA BOY, Tobey Quagmire. [Panicking in British] Again, that Tom Holland is a great character arc and he has a great performance, childlike but mature when needed but come on you got Spider-Man three dancing you can't you -can't out play that. One thing I despised about the film was the music, but when people review movies they never seem to talk about the music especially in superhero films because it is such uh- non-topic. Every frame a painting actually did a really good video talking about this and how Marvel has a massive problem with creating individual music for their movies, "Can you sing anything from a Marvel movie?" "I'm like the biggest Marvel fan that I know of I just I can't think of any of the songs." Another thing I really didn't like about the Avengers or the cinema industry as a whole, is the trailers, they have a tendency to spoil every good action movie of the film and in some cases they horribly misrepresent the film. There are some scenes in the Avengers: Infinity War trailer, they just do not appear in the film, but the problem is with trailers it's very hard for them to advertise a movie especially a superhero movie without spoiling huge events during the film. A bit off topic, but one trailer I think that was absolutely terrible was "It Comes at Night", which was a horror film. It was all about suspense, and tension, but the trailer marketed it like it was some kind of action, horror, thriller movie. And obviously that's great because you're probably getting more people that want to see that, but then when they leave the cinema they're gonna be incredibly disappointed. But overall I'd say Avengers: Infinity War is a fantastic movie. The ending was phenomenal because like I said earlier, this is really Thanos's movie. It's nice that he's not some cookie cutter generic villain. I mean he does look worryingly close to Bomer Bimpson, but I think I'll let that slide. Another topic I wanted to talk quickly about, I saw the Venom trailer very handsome boy ten outta ten would marry. Now I said that jokingly but quite recently Vice had produced an article about the trailer, "Meet the people who want to FOCC Venom" and it has nothing to do with Tom Hardy. Also, read, "People want to fuck the clown from IT." The article is basically talking about people that fantasize having a Venom and a long loving marriage and having many children with him. The article is wording it as weird and people that are into this are disgusting. I however think Venom is the most handsomest of boys . Now if that article wasn't concerning enough, there stays Instagram edits of Venom. I mean are you surprised? (INSIDE OF YO' MIND REEEEEE-) I would like to see an Instagram editor Venom with DESPASEETOE played over the top. I think that'd be a great video. Also guys remember when I said earlier Todd Holland is my second favorite Spider-Man, He's actually my third and Tobey Quagmire is now my second favorite Spider-Man because my first favorite Spider-Man is this video I just found 15 seconds ago. *screams in japanese* Anyway bros, I hope you enjoyed this video. It was a bit less constructed and more all over the place. It was like a really shallow review. Shitting on a YouTube channel again. I hope you enjoyed, as you could tell this is a one-off video I'm not going to regularly review films. There are many channels out there that do a much better job than me. Hope you enjoyed the video subscribe if you're new to the channel and leave a like if you like Spiderman 1 and 2 were good movies. >modern music industry
Here's your edit as requested https://youtu.be/L7whSGttNM8
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pyro, stop. too early. I'm tryin to dodge all of these infinity war spoilers of bullets and you throw this fuckin steel beam at my head like it's nuthen. For us people who have not seen the movie yet and haven't had time lately, its impossible to dodge bullets like this. It's like trying to dodge the final boss in dark souls III like slow the fuck down. Now I gotta wait to watch the fookin video... *Keeps ranting about spoilers*
WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT SONG THAT PLAYS AT 2:59 ITS SO FAMILIAR BUT I CANT PUT MY FINGER ON IT
EDIT: nevermind its fucking face raiders https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yb20I-rX0eo
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