Out of your friends which are you? Truck Freak, Crazy Ass Guayayayayay *ASOT Theme* Subtitles Done By Your Mom So I realized I've been gone for a while But, can you really blame me? After everything that's happened since my hiatus? *licks lips* No, you can't- *leafy transition* So the two internet, sweethearts Daniel Bregolli (epitome of wannabe) and Woah Vicky (retarded lucifer) were having a little beef quite recently *Bonetrousle* *confused in asian* *white chick battle royale* Daniel Bregoli, as I like to know her, is the sorting hat from Harry Potter Whoa Vicky on the other hand is some sort of Neanderthal that escaped cryogenic freezing and has been let out into normal society *Baboon Yelling* If you can understand a single word that she enunciates, ｙｏｕ＇ｒｅ ｌｙｉｎｇ So "Woah Vicky" and "Danielle Bregoli" had a fight. Probably because Woah Vicky is jealous of Danielle because people can actually understand what she says. *Ratchet Batshit Gibberish* Like that 90% of this video is just this Asian childs scalp I can't wait to see a rip of The Avengers infinity war stuck up online And it's just filmed in the cinema with that exact same scalp in the way. So now I've talked about this girl, you're probably wondering "WHO'S THAT GIIIIRL I SEE. STARING STRAIGHT,BACK AT ME." (inb4 racist little tay joke) That is Little Tay, or as I like to call her the illegitimate daughter of Asian Jake Paul. *Flexing about her parents buying a car* *She is saying that she is more wealthier than most rappers* *But that's just a theory because i can't understand her ancient rice field language* *She then proceeds to mention that even though she is 9 years old, she still drives the sports car* Little Tay is what happens if you have Danielle Bregoli and Woah Vicky and combine them together into something ＡＢＳＯＬＵＴＥＬＹ ＤＩＳＧＵＳＴＩＮＧ *more ancient native rice field tongue* And the worst thing is... ＳＨＥ＇Ｓ ＮＩＮＥ She's a nine year old child. So I've gone from bullying children to bullying preschoolers. The Pyrocynical channel has taken quite a tumble recently. Her Instagram is the worst thing ever made Her Instagram is the worst thing ever made That isn't even hyperbole. I hate it, but every time I wake up and see this Instagram I want to go back to bed. The first pictures she has is just her flexing her Vietnamese ＤＯＮＧ. What what's the value of Vietnamese ＤＯＮＧ again? Ah, I see. She's rolling in money. It does hurt me that she's nine years old because a lot of other people, they're idiots But they're at an age where they're allowed to be idiots When you're nine you should be in school. While her instagram pics are her flexin'. Her Instagram videos... ｌｅｇｉｔｉｍａｔｅ ａｎｅｕｒｙｓｍ Ahh. *MORE UNINTELIGIBLE WORDS* I found it quite ironic that she's flexing about having great wealth when she looks like the homeless Inuit baby from Ice Age There's also a video of Little Tay flexing about being verified. Little Tay just got verified "Y'all hoes said I wouldn't make it but bitch look I'm verified!" I think the worst thing about this whole event is that she is actually a better actress than this fully grown man here. A picture got leaked recently of Little Tay with their parents as well looking totally out of her element and absolutely petrified I mean her parents are probably fully aware of what she does they probably just don't care small child I forget your name, would you be able to do one of those dumb videos your mother needs another yard? Why are we still here? Just to suffer? It's like shut the fuck up I will fucking laser you. Kanye's came back to Twitter after quite a long absence and instead of tweeting actual useful information he's turned into a motivational Twitter account posting something motivational every five minutes And of course me pyrocynical the most Oh G guy in the game I've took it upon myself to get Kanye West to follow me on Twitter ignore the fact that he doesn't follow anyone except his wife I will get that fellow one day you'll see this follow account be to you open it and there I am at the moment Operation Kanye follow me isn't going to plan I'm trying to get him on for tonight as well You know when ninja got Drake on. I mean I could be the next ninja easily What annoys me about his tweets is that they're the most generic? Motivational tweets ever. It's what everyone has ever said on earth Just regurgitated But because it's coming from Kanye West it instantly deserves a standing ovation and everyone in the audience going absolutely wild What hurts me the most is Kanye would tweet out something like this And it would probably get about five hundred thousand retweets I could easily just put anything right here And it would get some sort of attention Simply because it's Kanye West if you're actually above the age of four and you realize everything that Kanye West is saying has been said About five hundred thousand times before I think you should definitely check out CGP grey video on seven ways to maximize misery That's actually a really good video because a lot of us are really sick of hearing the same Motivational speeches so this video flips it on its head and tells you seven ways to be miserable So you know beer reverse psychology? I mean at this point anything is gonna be better than this good morning half a cup of air half a cup of water technically the glass is always full that is something a 50 year old mother would put on her Facebook page. Did you guys know that what water is wet I had no idea #IMAGIRLGAMER Next we got the bully the bully Honus It's as bad as it sounds the bully Honus was an initiative to end bullying Good luck with that. Now you thinking if they're called bully hunters. They're gonna be tactile high intellect Why they gonna do go into a school? Maybe support some kids help them to stop being bullied and actually enjoy school NO I love on the opening says over 63 percent of female gamers are harassed. I'm not saying harassment Isn't a thing it totally is but it is you know for both genders? I mean have you ever played an online video game and not been harassed at some point if you haven't you've probably played Viva Pinata First let me introduce you to my coast our co-host tian tran. Tell us a little bit about yourself. Hi I'm Thien Tran I too love gaming, but I am not involved in the gaming industry in any way *LE CLAP* Why are you here? So the bully hunter has now been alerted and should be joining the game soon the way a bully hunter would work swim was being harassed in a video game, then call upon the bully hunter I Imagine it'd be like some kind of bat signal, but instead I'd be Captain Underpants, and then the bully owner joins the game, too Actually, I don't know I don't know what they do So now, Bullyhunter_77 is Looking for the harasser, and it looks like she's going to use her nice book and there it is just pause right there Oh, I see You kill him in a video game that that's great work there bully hunters so to end bullying you play the game. What's that? Someone's been harassed in overwatch, but better cap the point A brilliant knife move Very difficult, I love how she says how difficult the knife kill was The guy was standing still harassment is not a game bully hunters org *Girl gamer clapping* You can really tell how much of a failure the Presentation is by the host himself having to clap to get the audience to follow to the naught point 1 percent of you They actually think the bully hunter initiative is good It was totally staged. A tweet came out showing that the person that was being harassed and the bully hunted himself Were actually the same person what I love so much about the concept of bully hunters is there no one on the team Thought of the mute button have you played vr chat before when some annoying asshole comes up to you just block him no Of course you didn't because you made this this entire video crying about being harassed in a video game I mean for real I do understand that Harassment in video games is a thing and it can be really degrading especially when you get ganged up by a bunch of people But this is not the way and the fact that they pre faced it with female gamers have been attacked It is clearly an agenda here, so by doing that you've devalued a convoluted your entire Standing point so we are watching our building much more she knows who the harasser is and she's on the hunt A brilliant knife move! VERY DIFFICULT (oh really) Wanna join my free gift card giveaway? So we've had a lot of heavy topics on this ASOT. I want to end on a more lighter note so you could walk away and think wow that that parasitical He really see really spreads cancer, so I'm gonna tell you something amazing something. That is so glorious it will make your entire life feel obsolete. The Prophet the Illegitimate son of Jesus Christ durv has came back to YouTube *Coughing* *That one funny clapping meme with coughing* So remember when durv got terminated ages ago? Yeah actually fought for it, and he got his channel back He made a couple videos, but used to deleted them all. There's only one video on his channel now How I made 1,300 dollars while sleeping? It's great that the only video on his channel is a totally original topic That no one has done before a great video to come back with I have changed I'm no longer the person that I was 10 months ago, and I've learned that the quality of the content Which you are uploading on YouTube is Way more important than the amount of content that you're uploading so we're talking about having high quality content And it's a video of him sleeping What I love so much about Durv is that he keeps trying to change you can just sum him up in this video He's got babe shorts on and he's wearing a shirt that says Fortnite. The video goes is pretty much any sleeping stream video goes he goes into his bed He's got earbuds in and people can donate for messages, or songs basically to scare him and wake him up *modern music that the cool kids are listening* *Durv wondering how to stop this pain* It's a great idea, but if I was there watching it, I would have donated some very good music and sound effects 24/7 lofi hip hop radio - beats to relax/study to So guys we did it we reached a quarter of a million subscribers. That's pretty much it for this video bros Hope you'll enjoyed I just wanted to say I've got a video that I've been working on for two weeks a remake some remasters video Talking about a bunch of remakes and remasters and video games if you haven't watched it I'd really appreciate if you could take five minutes and go watch it Five minutes even though it's a 20 minute video, but yeah, I appreciate you watching like the video subscribe Donate to my patreon Piss off *Whitewoods Beachwalk* Want to join my free gift card? Unsubscribe to my channel, dislike this video and press the report button Sure
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