[Sexy MLG TtS] We're gunna be buyin' Bitcoin, and uh... Two thousand and eight hundred Dogecoin, because I stole her credit card.😂😂😂👌👌 Right now I gonna be buying... one hundred robux from my Mom's credit card. L-look at my wasted money now! (Top Ten Anime Plot Twists of All Time) (Top Ten Most Thrilling Criminal Heists of History) PLAY 🆎ortnite...... Matches. (he mumbled credit card pyro you B R A I N L E T ) Did you just- you didn't just charge something, did you?
(guilt intensifies) I have my dad's credit card, right here! He's got my credit card again! And he's gonna- burn-buy his stupid Litebitcraftbuxcoin! *epic black screen* Guys, there is a serious epidemic going around in the minute. The popular children's game Minecraft Hunger Games is under ATTACK. (sudden furry ptsd flashback) You can help, by giving me your parent's debit card- (Pyro's Original Flavoured Chuckle™ - in selected WAAAAALLLLLL-MAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRTs now) Fortnite? It's a a̶b̶s̶o̶l̶u̶t̶e̶l̶y̶ ̶t̶e̶r̶r̶i̶b̶l̶e̶ ̶a̶n̶d̶ ̶o̶v̶e̶r̶r̶a̶t̶e̶d̶ great game... ...for zoomers. I mean, what have they updated in the game so far? "Shadow Rocks have been disabled for longer than they've been in the entire game". Great. Great, Epic Games. Where GAMES (wait what are you doing) ARE (don't you dare) Ꮛ 卩 ꀤ 𝕮 (no) fucking damp on my-[autism attack] Because Fortcraft's player base mostly consists of uh... [Durex's leaked new advert] this [Why are we still here? Just to suffer? Every night, I can feel my leg… and my arm… even my fingers. The body I’ve lost… the comrades I’ve lost… won’t stop hurting… It’s like they’re all still there. You feel it, too, don’t you?] There's a lot of people that take advantage of that, and tend to try and scam the little kids and there's just been- [unexpected italy] 𝓽𝓱𝓮 𝓶𝓮𝓶𝓮𝓼 There's been so many memes about it. Obviously, don't do this, I feel that, uh, the majority of my fanbase are probably 9. (too high of an estimate bro) ⓢⓞ Don't-don't do it. ȉ̗͓̜̻̼͋͐̂̏̔͛͢ḍ̴̡̤̮̤͛́̔̈͐͒͘͡ỉ̡̨̩͈̤̩̗̬̦́͛̀̈̐̎̎̔͟͞ȏ̡̦͉̳͙͚̮̙̌͊͆͡t̵̡̺̼̮̑̓͌̀͂̂̍̂͘͟͞ Now recently, Epic Games: Where Games Are Epicness™ released an official announcement, trying to combat all of the scams. Let's give it a watch! Depressed Marketing Exec: 😱ATTENTION😱 All Fortnite le epic gaymorz. Pyro: Obviously, you can tell that this is legit. Marketer: John Wick is in great danger!
Pyro: Obviously, you can tell that this is legit. AND HE 𝑵𝑬𝑬𝑫𝑺 YOUR HELP TO WIPE OUT THE SQUADS IN THE ŧɨłŧɇđ ŧøwɇɍs Pyro: THE-the Tilted Towers? This dude again: He needs his Gold SCAR and a couple of CHUG JUGS [Pyro's Great Chuckle 2: Tokyo Drift] Dude: But, you've gotta be quick.
Pyro: It actually makes sense! Dude: so that John Wick can secure the bag and achieve the 😜𝔼ℙ𝕀ℂ😜 😲𝕍𝕀ℂ𝕋𝕆ℝ𝕐😲 😎ℝ𝕆𝕐𝔸𝕃 😎 O H M Y G O D Same, Epic Games, same I wanna give my dad's debit card, so John Wick can achieve T H E E P I C 𝘝𝘐𝘊𝘛𝘖𝘙𝘠
𝘙𝘖𝘠𝘈𝘓𝘌 [when you realise you're making another video about fortnite] $7m is a lot of money, Mr. Wick. DOSH John Wick 1.0: So, I guess you have a choice. You want a war? Or do you want to just give me 𝓴𝓻𝓪𝓮𝓭𝓲𝓽 𝓴𝓪𝓮𝓻𝓭 SOMEBODY PLEEEEE PLEEEEEEEEEE PLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEASE get this man Now, obviously, it's not real, for God's sake don't, don't give anyone your debit card, your credit card, just don't, alright? łɇȺvɇ ŧħȺŧ ŧø mɇ ŧø ǥɇŧ Ⱥłł ŧħɇ ɍɇwȺɍđs ɨn V-Ȼøɨn Yes, MarkOS, John Wick is safe, he has enough Coke Zero. Thank you for being so gullible. Thank you for your donation. 46- Oh my, oh my god. Did he put in his real thing? Oh my god, he- He puts in his whole credit card (rip config) I think I might have to Russian Pig that out. IT WAS FOR A GOOD CAUSE THERE IS NO PRICE ON A <#1 Victory Royale> Also, I know that they added a Pyrocynical skin in to Season 6, stop telling me, alright? [LigmaBoi nutting to wolf-boi skin]
in to Season 6, stop telling me, alright? [LigmaBoi nutting to wolf-boi skin] If you have a character with a TV on his head, Y E S ! I will go back to Fortnort: Rattle Battle but in the meantime, GO AWAY! Also, is it just me, or the Default Skin (Jonesy) in Fort/Stay Nite, looks a little bit like Soldier 76 from pornbait shooty game [Overwatch Marvel crossover confirmed] Just a bit? Just a bit? I gotta end this segment with a [peck x 1] [peck x 2] with a S P I C Y meme ነ የ ጎ ር ሃ ጠ ቿ ጠ ቿ [hi guys and welcome to another epic creepypasta video part #667] [Pyro's Sexy Laugh Part 3: New Funky Mode] So good! 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SEGMENT PRESIDENTIAL MEMES That's right! A political meme! [oeuf] [when mum blocks the card you use to buy 🅱️-Bucks] So, recently, the White House sent an alert to everyone's phones in America, 尸尺ヨ己工句ヨ几卞工丹し 丹しヨ尺卞 Did you hear that, guys? >>⚠ NO ACTION IS NEEDED⚠<< Firstly, you had the tweet from Blumpf lmao xd @everyone
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[Several more people are typing...] T H I R T Y T H R E E T H O U S A N D L I K E S I wish I got that many likes. And then, the second wave! TRUMP TAKES TO DISCORD [Several million people are typing...] D I S G U S T I N G How dare you use such an outdated service like Discord I, a real connoisseur of the internet, use AIM 2.0 Oh, same David Mack. I get DMs from Trump all the time! (sounds sexy) These 𝕝𝕚𝕓𝕥𝕒𝕣𝕕𝕤, like, I mean, guys, If Trump doesn't follow you, 🅰🅽 🅸🅽🅳🅸🆅🅸🅳🆄🅰🅻, 🆆🅷🅾🆂🅴 🆃🅷🅸🅽🅺🅸🅽🅶 🅿🆁🅾🅲🅴🆂🆂 🅷🅰🆂 🅱🅴🅴🅽 🆁🅴🅽🅳🅴🆁🅴🅳 🅸🅼🅿🅰🅸🆁🅴🅳 🅱🆈 🅿🅾🅻🅸🆃🅸🅲🅰🅻 🅲🅾🆁🆁🅴🅲🆃🅽🅴🆂🆂 🅰🅽🅳 🆃🅷🅴 🅵🅰🅸🅻🆄🆁🅴 🆃🅾 🆄🅽🅳🅴🆁🆂🆃🅰🅽🅳 🆃🅷🅰🆃 🅿🅴🅾🅿🅻🅴 🅰🆁🅴 🆁🅴🆂🅿🅾🅽🆂🅸🅱🅻🅴 🅵🅾🆁 🆃🅷🅴🅸🆁 🅰🅲🆃🅸🅾🅽🆂 🅰🅽🅳 🆃🅷🅴 🆆🅾🆁🅻🅳 🅳🅾🅴🆂 🅽🅾🆃 🅾🆆🅴 🅻🅰🆉🆈 🅾🆁 🆂🆃🆄🅿🅸🅳 🅿🅴🅾🅿🅻🅴 🅰 🅻🅸🆅🅸🅽🅶. it's as simple as that. (Pyro that sentence made no sense) Facts don't care about your feelings [pyro breaks in to a chuckle, ruining the comedy] [YIANNOPOULOS PWNS SNOWFALKE SOCIALIST LIBTARDS LE EPIC SAN STYLE] IT WAS LIZARD WOMAN [LESBO RAGE] I JUST HATE [when she takes the kids] [Brain broke] I just did a segment on The Culling 2 I just did one. Stop, stop trying to derail the *demonitized*ing vide- [45 year old virgin excited over kiddy games] THIS IS WHY TRUMP IS IN THE WHITE HOUSE AND NOT THE *libtards HE CARES ABOUT SUCH IMPORTANT GAMING CONSOLES LIKE THE PHILIPS CD-I I DON'T CARE ABOUT SMASH, OR ANIMAL CROSSING, OR A NEW PC GAME RELEASED, PC? MORE LIKE ʟɪʙᴛᴀʀᴅ ALL I CARE ABOUT IS SKYRIM ON SWITCH Oh, I would love to have a chat with Trump about the winky face and why it should be banned. All emojis should be replaced with the crying emoji. [😂 😂endmysuffering😂 😂 ] [Pyro's Sexy Laugh 4: Mentos Oreos] W H O A, this came out, like, an hour after, like, you made a Mario Meme in an hour. HOW? Now, obviously, this meme backfired quite a bit, Trump got a lot of flak for it for invasion of privacy, among other things. And then a while after, Trump went in to hiding. [KRRRSSSSSSHHHHH]
Now, my sources, of my Elite Pyrocynical News Team, we've found him. THERE HE IS! WE'VE FOUND HIM! WE FOUND TRUMP! THANK GOD! And now we can put him back in the White House, so he can work on Skyrim for Smart Refrigerators. THANK YOU LORD [reevaluating life]
ah for- 𝘽𝙊𝙊𝙈𝙀𝙍 Has the Ellen Show ever been good? (no) (I rest my case) [N O x 1] [N O x 2] I need to make another ṁöẗḧ ṁëṁëṡ video, STOP SAYING THAT, it's a lie. That's not advertiser friendly! I can't say that word, cause then, the Youtube Secret Police will haul me off to the gulag, and then I'll get no ads. [HYPEROMEGAOOF] [>So guys, we did it, we reached a quarter of a million subscribers, 250,000 subscribers and still growing. The fact that we've reached this number in such a short amount of time is just phenomenal, I'm- I'm just amazed. Thank you all so much for supporting this channel and helping it grow. I- I love you guys... You guys are just awesome.] Now, thankfully, I actually got a direct response from Trump, on why he set the emergency alert system [politics and yadda yadda] TTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT Thank you Trump for the insight, very cool! Now guys, I know some of you are against Trump, you don't believe his ideals, and this emergency alert system has PUSHED YOU OVER THE EDGE In any other case, I would call you a ʟɨɮȶǟʀɖ but today's the day for your reckoning. [SUNGLASSES INTENSIFIES]
OPERATION #RESISTTRUMPANDHISCONSTANTINTERMISSIONSOFDAILYLIFE WHETHER YOU'RE USING YOUR VIRGINPHONE OR CHADPHONE THE PRESIDENTIAL ALERT IS A TEXT MESSAGE THAT CANNOT BE BLOCKED THAT IS, not by conventional means. FOLLOWING THIS SIMPLE TIP, YOU CAN... (keep readin on screen) T®ademar©™ Now, how do you fry this presidential chip? [pyro starts to break in to a chuckle again] Oh my god, this is the same as the, when they said the uh [autistic stumbling] (when 4chan made that Apple Wave thing) oh my god Yep, that makes sense. Ah, Trump, man, just hit me up and promote all of my unfunny commentary videos on the National Alert System, please. We don't need it if there's been an attack, or a serious event, or a pandemic. Uh, smallpox just came back? Nonono, who cares? PYROCYNICAL UPLOADED. тнαт'ѕ мσяє ιмρσятαηт Now this section, I like to call, [ LEFTOVER MEMES ] I don't know whether I'll make an actual series yet, I'm not sure, I mean, I'm kinda out of ideas at the minute, a lot of you are gonna say: 「ｏｏｉｓｌｕｗａｉｔｉｓｌｕｗａｉｔ」 (I literally have no idea what he said here) But, let's be fair, all I'm doing is stealing off of Brofist Sweden, because he stole off me for the past 10 years. When your mom doesn't let you play fortnite on a school night... Oh my god, me [SUPER AUTISMO] [le laugh]
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Same [the previous caption but again] When pyro goes into a shop Hah >implying I don't, I don't think I go in, dressed like a guy from Stalker. ᄃΉIᄃKΣП ᄂIᄃKIП I don't-I don't think this is canon. "High quality content" and "memes" hmmm.wav 🅿️yrocynical? High quality content? hmmMMMM.webm Now guys, I've gone deep in to the internet and the Pyrocynical News Team has brought me something terrifying. Recently, I roasted Jmak, an unfunny utuber. And then he roasted me back, for telling him the truth. hehehehahahahhehehahhaha [WTF???] Old Pyro: It's a Grandayy meme That's why it's not funny [OMG OWNED EPIC FORTNITE CRINGE COMP] Present Pyro: It's just fact, I don't-it's fact. Present Pyro: It's just fact, I don't-it's fact.
Old Pyro: OH HE SAID IT X2 𝐎𝐇 𝐖𝐎𝐖 THE 25-OH MY GOD THIS IS SO GOOD, THIS IS SO I'VE NEVER SEEN THIS BEFORE DINKSTERDAILY [oversaturated meme plays] Alright, is that the- [Ben Shapiro bursts through the ceiling, another 『リブタード』 owned] [GAME ENDED AGAIN] HE ALREADY MADE THE JOKE He already-he already made the joke where he stabs himself. So guys, yeah Is this gonna be a 250k sub meme again? w o w That was so good. I'm happy that that has... 231 upvotes That is true. Can we just stop bullying me, and bully children instead? Come on, man.
(nou) There's so many better targets than me. Youtube homepage keeping me up to date on videos from my favorite creators OH NO! NO! THE CONTENT COP'S INCOMING! You-you spent time making that. You literally have-you're a 12 year old in your name. Aheijaiojjrk i hate my fanbase. Guys, I know it's hard to believe, but he went in to the future, time travelled, stole the video I did from me, then went back in to the bast and gave it to his editors. I know it's hard to believe, but it is FACT. How old is he? 28? He's nearly a 𝘽𝙊𝙊𝙈𝙀𝙍. Everyone dies at 30. Right, an original creation. Let's give it a watch. [You fucked up my face] It's gonna be TikTok [e̷x̷t̷r̴e̴m̷e̴l̵y̶ ̷a̸w̶f̴u̵l̶ ̴m̷o̷d̵e̵r̸n̸ ̴m̸u̵s̸i̵c̵] EHAHAHAHA GAAAAIIIISSS WHYYDOGUUUOODGIIUIIRLSLIIIKBAAAAD (You have found the secret subtitle because someone beat me here you get free printer ink) Alright, I'm done. I'm done with this, I'm not, I'm not, I'm just ending the vine, man, I'm not having another bully session. Leave a dislike, er, unsubscribe, hit the quasi, hit the report button, [lol] 🦊 👶 [CLING CLING CLING]
There you go, hit that [MUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDA] xd
Where’s petscop 2 fatty?!
If this comment get 2 up votes pyro has to give to us his credit cart number to save John wick
sex
John wick should game end himself
Cardnumber: 1654 4756 3748 2314 Date: 06/21 Security code:766
the background music is a banjo-tooie song, now he has to make a team fortress 2 gameplay video
Dear Nißßa,
Please do a diss track on leafy
-Love, Nhigger
Show us those lesbian F E E T
Pyro how can I become a cool kid I forgot