The Tour Guide Who Can't Get Over His Ex

hollywood more like holly weird weird my agent hasn't called me back after that let's start with some trivia what do we think all right i'm just gonna say it bug's life schindler's list scare your 1990s movie you guys seen anybody cool yeah yeah myself me can we go see the pink wolf where are the angel wings come on spider-man who books that gig hustler right there charlie sheen is banned from that one right there that's where i tried to get the relationship back with my wife but it didn't work hustler let's pipe down a little hollywood boulevard where dreams come true not mine of course but soon soon where's all the only fans girls we're all do they all live in the same house like a hype house but for tits i don't want to brag or make any promises but last week i saw beans from even stevens and if you guys look to your right that is where conan o'brien shoots his show have you guys seen kim possible the voice of the mole rat lives right up there jimmy kimmel did you see my monologue i sent he did i want to go on that big boys yeah the bus is a hoax they're going to show you cool people like i don't know the rock who wants to see that me all right god loves hollywood put your hands up if you didn't get a call back hollywood more like holly weird right how's it going man how are you doing doing good what do you do for a living i don't do anything i don't do anything either because nobody employs me hollywood i hope everybody took their motion sickness pills because we're going to the hills [Music] [ __ ] my life this is actually where dan bilzerian's kitten lives he's richer than all of us but that's fine what's lil hoddy doing is he making music see right here in that house is actually where peter dinklage got his first [ __ ] it's pretty short [Music] not a comedy crowd all right where does little na's x kind of swing down that pole where did that happen coming up right here this is actually where morgan freeman was born 173 years ago how old is that man that's where jeremy lives where my wife cheated on me fun fact this house right here is actually where pamela anderson's surgeon lives give me a bigger [ __ ] what this coin needs to be [ __ ] buffed up you look around this is actually where hugh hefner lost his virginity right there oh i love him still kind of smell it rip you this house right here on the corner belongs to none other than the green power ranger maybe a teletubby okay we we're taking a detour all right we usually go we usually go left but that's fine this is fine we're taking the scenic route just like my career we'll get there slowly what what what is this there's no service up here i think my wife might be trying to call her something hopefully she's dead dad huh oh no okay what are we doing what are we i got a [ __ ] out of all the neighborhoods to [ __ ] okay no lip greg jeff says right here i don't give a [ __ ] that's fine that's actually fine everybody i know this area like the back of my head shot it's my resume blank this is getting good statues over here is actually where john stamos lost his virginity oh we'll call it john [Applause] [Music] stamos [Music] and john stamos sometimes doesn't always want you in his life which is fine you know sometimes you want to go to a different network john steve he was their best uncle he's just famous for uh restraining orders on people that love him you know he had a full cast he had a full crew and then john stamos one day just decided to just [ __ ] the rest of the cast including my best friend full house had a great message such a good show full house i don't know your dms were the full house are you still [ __ ] no i'm quitting mom i'm quitting i i can't do this place anymore full house you were letting other people fully in your blouse babe what him die friend john is it weird that i'm sexually aroused right now stop how are you just going to leave mid-season [Music] jeff well if it isn't john stamos chantal jones just terminates oh you're going to stop showing up like this you have to stop sexualizing john stamos i don't think he i don't think he really appreciates it we could have had our own full house i think he blocked you he told me that he told me he blocked you i would have been uncle josh i blocked you too but i guess that doesn't matter you keep finding a way it could have been something you're everywhere i look not crying it's allergies how did you find my new address it's it's not listed i noticed the flowers in the back of your snapchat story and i googled every location in los angeles that has it it was here there's a guy [ __ ] on my lawn i'm literally shooting in the woods right now do you understand my life is completely falling apart we don't really get bathroom breaks on this thing did you cut your ankle monitor off yeah have the gardeners do it you know it's illegal to cut your ankle monitor off right that's not what's important i don't want to keep meeting like this it's uncomfortable it's a nice community we could have toured the world together hand in hand no headshot niche no no we could have been something okay well the police are on their way they're on they're on their way right now they're on route on route i figured jeff i'm gonna go now okay does your friend need toilet paper or some hand sanitizer or all right well i'm gonna go so take care [Music] all right i'm gonna go so hey i'm not gonna shake your hands watch your step yep okay i don't know if you guys know that but that wasn't actually john stamos that was my ex-girlfriend you guys knew yeah yeah okay you guys want to see where charlie sheen did his first key bump yeah let's do it all right you

Channel: Trevor Wallace

Views: 542,251

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Id: ZNGdJIalUf8

Length: 6min 51sec (411 seconds)

Published: Mon May 10 2021