If Frat Guys had an HGTV show

sup i'm tober and i'm chuck and this is land pipe a show where we come and renovate your stupid [ __ ] dude welcome to our frickin show nerds why you watching hgtv you [ __ ] dude we got three days to turn this little crap house into a little frat house huh that was good yeah hi we are the core tizes uh coach has dillingham remember we're gonna add hyphen but we're so excited we love hgtv hgtv it's our favorite channel so anyways dude we're all freaking hopped up like a double ipa that's chilling in the back of my prius but we got a sophisticated outline whoa we're going out and doing lines no we don't have any coke oh that's right so we hopped up off the adderall and we made an intricate plan day one ranger day two we gotta recover from the rager hangover recovery dude to get ready for the freaking big day day three baby day three we're actually getting laid no no we actually got to do what we were paid to do so we're not getting laid well we could have on the night ranger not ready or night radio we're gonna put a massive love scene i wanted to 2020 was the year to take all the risks just like elon musk all in i was like babe all in we're gonna do it we're gonna put everything we own into this renovation we're going for it our bank account is ready hour hour hour come on hour that's right our bank account only downside is we got to do our freaking jobs dude i'm not getting a job his dad owns a yacht company bingo dude you play bingo no i said bank bango manga it's my new catchphrase let's make it catch on bango dude that's tight let's just trust these guys they know they're professionals exactly yeah a little background on our renovation history first things first coachella 2015 did you see the tie-dye tent that was us dude she said yes to the renovations my girlfriend well she renovated and moved on and now works out and has a really good body and date's a guy named devin and that's that's that's out of our yeah we didn't renovate that one the beta five gamma house if you ever partied there we did that yeah he put a urinal in some chick's room so you're welcome bethany i'm excited good be excited be very excited one time i booped a mountain dew kickstarter and renovated my dad's sock drawer and rearranged all the socks by color dude aren't they all the same color yeah that's what made it a big challenge for me dude dude we should get laid more often we should get like what's happening is what's happening all right i'll see you on the other side hopefully they put us in a nice hotel yeah four seasons yeah two queens you got them right what you requested the two queens oh that's for a cot sure so now that mom and dad are out of the picture it's time to get off and stir up that mixture boom alcohol as we're talking about dude we got a whole truck of four locos jungle juice baby yeah we told them we're a cvs that's not even our frat you're a freaking policy [Music] nuts dude i feel like [ __ ] i feel like if dick was a person you know my uncle dick uncle is a dick no his name is dick that too tom to come through he was here last night dude oh [ __ ] yeah he was a guy that's not in viagra yeah hey yeah just checking in on how the renovating is going uh hard it's going hard hard hard work it's going good yeah we're doing good scratch yeah did somebody hack the alexa so it just like plays whatever it wants whenever it wants and also like invites a lot of people over mainly dudes be back all right for sure ah today's a big day i slept like a baby i had the caught well we're here it doesn't matter i guess so let's give you guys a sick little recap dude day one rage start dicks off literally i like i think my penis could not work that night and also like all the girls cancelled sorry we had whiskey dick anyway yeah i don't know dick and uh outer all day dick yeah and i just have a small hog we don't want to talk about day two we felt like [ __ ] so let's move on to day three and our work is finally done we did lay pipe we did what are we doing here we worked so hard on this let's check it out yeah oh wait um babe last time you went in front you were in the foreground a little bit too much i think i have the hdtv body you're more of like a radio guy it's missing something i got it dude it's perfect perfect nice oh that's time that's them just in time freaking nerd i think they're really going to be stoked on the crib if they're not well we'll just throw hands [Music] come on in dude meet casamigos two cos amigos welcome to your humble love what's up what is this it's your new [ __ ] did you do you didn't do anything oh we'll show you when i walked in my heart sank i'm gonna kill those guys i'm gonna get on the news what is this a taco suit yeah dude happy cinco de drinko do the lights not work is that his flashlight you shouldn't touch that that was my bar mitzvah money hour you're not jewish you're catholic four locals four locals cause four locals are freaking fire so they're in the fire place yeah they had bulk for a loco like a blue razz what am i nine nine years old when you were drinking when you were nine we weren't going to bring it up i just want to keep keep okay this is just my set of clubs yeah dude it's a freaking table you like it it looks like you guys just had a party in here that's a beer bomb dude what the freakin house dude she doesn't even know what a beer bong is oh my gosh we're teaching you things as well we're kind of like therapy as well for this too [Music] it looks like they just popped a couple adderall's inside of big lots and just got random things for like a college party it's a white claw in there it's an encased rare grapefruit white cloth it smells like they party in there smells like balls and beer i feel like i saw it on a snapchat or something like on someone's story yeah why are you following like college dudes i'm just trying to stay hip it's like a little gym or something fitness room no it's a bedroom how is this a bedroom well because i banged on it last night all right the office ready and ta-da [Applause] [Music] dude time to get that work baby trying to play it's literally worse in here what did they do with all of our money like our bank account is empty babe you said it you did it yeah i mean you can't really split zero in half i'm sorry yeah you [ __ ] up hugely like what what is this yeah we put the fan above the snap a table rookie move on our end i'm not going to play snappa i tallied up all the stuff that i've seen there's probably like 300 stuff where's the rest of my money our money you know dude i thought you'd never ask you really thought i would never ask that no but we went out and did you guys a big favor we went over budget and we went ahead and booked celebrity dj dylan francis so you said just one song 11 grand easy yes hey where you going he's more of a diplo fan i think dylan francis am i right he's kind of a hottie you know yeah i told him it was like for a make-a-wish thing but i like made a wish that we'd be boys yeah is that [ __ ] up i think we're boys [Music] [ __ ] idiots so this is where it all ends under a full send flag on a dirty [ __ ] on yoga mat i'm gonna drink all this alcohol i'm more of a diplo guy anyway [ __ ] dylan francis [Music] [Music] for loco is not a payment that you cannot give me eleven thousand dollars worth of for local

Channel: Trevor Wallace

Views: 904,598

Rating: 4.9763627 out of 5

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Id: L3TAzh9ZuQM

Length: 9min 40sec (580 seconds)

Published: Mon Nov 30 2020