*goes to Hawaii once*

sorry man my throat's just like a little too dry maybe i'm just gonna take a sip out of my canteen real quick oh this is this mine i think it is where did i get this thing i totally forgot i think it was a small little place that you mainlanders call it hawaii or as i call it home is this finding nemo or my gopro footage yeah i went snorkeling it's like coconut water but without the coconut yeah it's just water did you catch that no i got it from postmates postmates wow mainland [ __ ] have you had these have you ever tried these before they've got postmates in hawaii they also have real men it's still a little sore it's literally peeling you wanna buy it you gotta try these island vibes yeah they're gonna love this yeah i swam through this which way is the bathroom around here you live here i don't live anywhere you want some should i take my shirt off this is all i could afford i mean eat when i was out there because you pass me the because you pass me the remote i got it i got it it's not permanent we're trying to watch moana shot ah [Music] what island is this from ralph's i don't remember that city feels so good to be back a wahoo i think i know that guy i actually haven't drank real water in so long i was drinking salt water for like the past seven days wait we swam together for sure do you care if i like put the oven on to add some humidity just like me like more natural go for it they literally only make these in hawaii have you tried these albacore yeah yeah i could tell from the ocean probably yeah just have a bite dude they literally only make them on the island okay it says right here torrance calif torrance you shower today no the only shower i need is the ocean people in hawaii shower i guess but they didn't tell me about that they don't talk to tourists yeah i don't talk to tourists either it's really made in torrance so these are made in torrance and i was born two hours away from torrance does that mean i was born in hawaii these [ __ ] mainland is trying to tell me i'm not [ __ ] a wahoo [ __ ] have you seen this just shut up it's called lilo and stitch hello i actually went to the island they filmed the set it's an animation yeah hawaii really is an animation i can't believe it's real sweet finn i guess we'll just put anything in our bodies these days [Music] it's just disgusting you need that yeah aloha actually means family ohana no i didn't go to that island these shells i actually found myself and i was snorkeling well afterwards at the lost and found of the abc store but i was snorkeling have you ever been to an abc store it's like a 7-eleven but more of ivy but that's like real fish yeah it's real fish aren't you gonna be late for work yeah i just stopped working and started living you know it's like three o'clock pacific or like island what do you think island oh no i don't i don't work there the shirt it's just not i don't i don't work there no rent's due tomorrow rent for me is like it's kind of just not in my vocabulary anymore my only job is to spread island positivity and joy and kush i got i got weed you actually threw away my watch because like time for me is just like a construct it's like it's there but it's not you know i think it's like may yeah no but for real i have weed hit me up maui wowie this is actually a real thing you're gonna be late i'm on island time all right is it really three oh [ __ ] i gotta surf okay real quick you yeah i'll be back tonight all right yeah yeah okay there he is yo your mom's trying to get a hold of you oh yeah i threw my phone away years ago your phone's right there oh was this on airplane mode i'll hit her back your grandma's dead my grandma passed away yes at least she's in a better place now heaven no oahu yeah he's completely lost his mind you didn't even go to hawaii you got to group onto seaworld yeah i did see the world oh he needs to go to rehab [Music] albacore tuna yeah i had some out there well albacore is tuna oh yeah yeah what it's flaking off i literally can't hear you

Channel: Trevor Wallace

Views: 1,358,824

Keywords: trevor wallace, trevor walace, travis wallace, white claw, kyle, monster, bang energy, trevor wallace cherdleys

Id: vH8BcHjyFGc

Length: 4min 52sec (292 seconds)

Published: Tue May 25 2021