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okay bye mommy i love you oh i love you more okay bye shut the [ __ ] up all of you you're not even cracked at fortnight [Music] all you guys are getting wrecked on this saturday when i'm too busy getting e-rex last night um well actually i do not think that is geographically possible because you have a 203 area code as your gamer tag implying you are probably from connecticut i would suggest the new haven surrounding areas how do you know i live in connecticut you [ __ ] weirdo why are you starting beef with an 11 year old this isn't the [ __ ] dr phil show i am in the 323 range of los angeles so to imply that you took a red-eye flight last night from connecticut to lax then ubered out here i do not believe you had coitus with my mother plus she was too busy having intercourse with the neighbors yeah i did take a red eye i flew first class so i could [ __ ] some as an idiot i don't think you're [ __ ] anybody's mom with a gamertag like that your mom would shut up spikehead44 what are you joe rogan's nephew yeah maybe i do know joe rogan because you know what else i know how to bang moms [Music] [Applause] [Music] glitch effects more like [ __ ] effect i for one like that gamertag stop breathing your mic so goddamn loud you're [ __ ] on my ears wrong how am i supposed to listen to slipknot after this i can't tell when you suck [ __ ] your microphone or this game sure is a shame nobody's blasting music into their headset yet oh [ __ ] this is kind of hard dude nobody wants to hear your shitty music no no keep playing it don't turn it off you guys want to spit a hot 16 over this no all right that means yes i'm opposite there um bars off the top this ain't written i'm in every movie oh [ __ ] shut the hell up dude i don't ever get i don't ever hook up with ugly girls catfish bass pro shop what are you even talking about i ain't here for the bulls scotty pippen but you already know i got the std results back my [ __ ] came back dripping wait [ __ ] that's not good yeah sorry man we need to cut that [ __ ] off that was terrible rapping shut that damn fire alarm up before i bang that thing too that's not me dude i charged my iphone last night it's probably beeping because i'm so hot and you're not how's that for rapping idiot [Music] what's up yeah no i'm not playing todd i'm actually at the hospital can you hear that oh you just got [ __ ] no scope by a guy who gets girls me they had to take away my pudding that's why i was so mad hey how about this one you're only allowed to talk if you've had sex whoa if i'm such a virgin then why is my ratio six nine wait that's not good [ __ ] all of you the only reason i didn't text you back is because i was low-key like i thought i was in a coma but um it's actually just nyquil stop me cut all the chit chat i'm not here to play your stupid video games i'm here to play the market can we just play the game who is trying to invest it's a couch infused with c b d called cushions kush like weed with a z cushions that's not gonna work that's a stupid idea i really think i'm onto something with this i could take it onto shark tank you know maybe if that doesn't work facebook marketplace all of you guys need serious help mouth breather are you down is that a yes or no who's lagging you [ __ ] not you not you just uh the nurses keep unplugging my phone so i gotta go i gotta go okay i'm back what's up boys booted for inactivity [ __ ] haters and you know it's just like she wants to have kids and get married and it's like but if i get married then well i can't get married to my true passion playing football all right i'm trying to go d1 hey i have a crazy idea this might be too wild but what if hear me out we all just shut the [ __ ] up that'd be pretty chill i mean a lot uh i had utah state yeah i know d1 hit me up and they were like yo if you're trying to ball for us like we can do it but like there's no guarantees you'll play shut up it's like more so like to be like the assistant water boys assistant but like i just i'm not ready to give it up you know we've only been dating for nine years you could you could definitely go d1 at 27 for sure they're looking for that recruiters all over the country yeah man but i gotta go water my ceiling real quick it's been asking for a while so i'm gonna head out do you guys think i could go d1 at age 27 [Music] no oh hey mom you're back from the store okay did you get my favorite licorice you did okay cool sorry nerds daddy's got to go his twizzlers just got here oh i can't hear you over the sound of your mom's getting banged out shut the heck up my mom is a legend don't talk about darlene like that okay her kd ratio is way higher than yours the only thing and why did your mom bang me no she wasn't geographically that is impossible yeah listen listen to the the connecticut guy

Channel: Trevor Wallace

Views: 1,782,315

Rating: 4.9797745 out of 5

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Id: _DxwAobo6kI

Length: 6min 5sec (365 seconds)

Published: Tue Feb 09 2021