Chick Fil A Employees Vs Trader Joes Employees

hi sorry we're closed today I know that's on me I'm sorry I'm sorry Trader Joe's Trader Joe's helping a lady stop way it goes the doors might be closed but the Bible should be open all right helping old ladies the way it goes there's a little Methodist Church right down the street you can you take a left okay that's fine too I work at Trader Joe's chicken and kale oh we say that's not quite what we mean by my pleasure but I'll take it into consideration thank you we'll see you tomorrow da-da-da-da-da hi I work at Trader Joe's oh you were so close you missed the ring finger buddy just one off uh-huh hey we'll catch you tomorrow on Monday okay sorry guys camping tickets chatter I would like to purchase a chicken sandwich it's so good to see you unfortunately we are closed today's the Eddie Bunny's coming out of it he's good tricks on you sleep no it's not magic it's just it's the word of the Lord but chickens him again we are closed today so are you a trainer Josephine I thought the kneecaps gave it away all right chicken in free range knees so we're fun like that we're fine you're cool yeah you're obviously don't play this for fun you use Pandora stuff Sookie's opener what again we are not open on Sundays I do apologize so I forgot you guys take the busy safety of the week off yeah it's normal yeah busiest day uh you know I would say that the big man upstairs might have a busy day or two and we just take a day off to support him yeah just show so much we are willing to sacrifice for the word of the Lord so we don't really believe in religion at Trader Joe's we're more like a chakra kind of store you know yeah Dirac runs around with the bundle of sage every Tuesday had he stages the place is the place yeah yeah yeah you want aw you're open on Sundays yeah yeah cheers yes that's seven days a week interesting yeah this was you know all the kids going to school Monday mom seemed to pack the lunch that's crazy there it's Saturday though too so it's not like we're fully on the hook for that yeah yeah yeah did you also get this wrinkly poorly graphic design bag at the same thrift store that you got your shirt at here you know I think I saw this shirt right next to the puke stain sweater on the discount rack myself but I passed it up it's funny my mistake this is your employee uniform isn't it yeah you got to train at a tommy bahama's or or a local roller rink now if we like to dress like we're not at a NASCAR convention but that's pretty well to each their own but obviously you think you look fresh so good for you I think this outfit hope soothes a lot of your ex customers that come on Sunday van like we wanted a chicken sandwich not the Lord yeah two buck chuck Tooele bottle wine - two dollars - a bottle of wine well you also got two aisles in your little tiny stores your guys Gaelic trader let me go be like a good strangles got some low-hanging fruit of course but hey I don't think anyone's ever heard of that so we only serve stuff that people enjoy you know I thought I was wandering into a Trader Joe's last week turned out it was the 7-eleven you know I walked in it's two aisles crappy produce lots of flies everywhere who's to tell the difference Oh get a little Jesus in you juice today yes I kept on Sundays you know why does your fruit go bad so quickly this time yeah fruit is it great I don't know if you could get it from Whole Foods dumpsters I feel so bad for you it doesn't last but you know neither do you guys on Sunday so possibly because you're going all Cavalier in abbreviating biblical names you know Trader Joe's should be Joseph's brother kind of how your cows abbreviated go in the middle school take care of slow for [ __ ] eat more chicken evil Hooked on Phonics and you know we write the right that's not the cows right at night so I really yeah you know that's just a marketing thing it's pretty smart people feel sympathy for the cows that they come here like that's not the cows yeah I do a lot of acid so I saw a cow on a billboard I was like the [ __ ] and they're kind of just toward me out of it yeah and that acid just really messed my brain I guess you guys really do care about your customers maybe they need a Sunday off they do yeah we care unlike you guys okay things that work out at Whole Foods and I'm sorry about it maybe you're not supposed to smoke joints out of a banana in the bathroom okay I help Mavis to her car yesterday she had two pounds of meat loaf and I carried it for her I think I remember that lady - that was a 2004 Honda Elantra right yeah yeah yeah who do you think bought the car huh you you want the color a percent APR down payment okay no financing I paid that [ __ ] off in cash up front that's a Toyota Chthon how the [ __ ] did you guys afford that you guys are closed on Sunday I pulls a side [ __ ] I'm working 48 hours a day you recognize that car we might recognize my ball on a 97 year old man named Seymour because I donated it into one because he told me a sob story we lost the ball well we're two and he's a veteran game of my testicle if I can counter with this my pleasure my pleasure my pleasure my pleasure my pleasure what do you guys a section the coleslaw you guys got rid of the club what even likes the coleslaw we got rid of that [ __ ] cuz you don't care about a customer's health okay help I perform CPR five people yesterday weren't even in the store oh I had sex with a lady just because she wanted to know which candle it was more ripe this cantaloupes more right but she's first huh Oh into this [ __ ] huh we be brutal in Sunday bro every day is [ __ ] Sunday in our eyes it's good point that's a good point I gave a customer a kidney last week that's like five balls worth of organs he didn't even want anything he came in for a water gun a water cup have you ever heard of free coffee our shoppers are jacked up they're [ __ ] jacked up you ever taking to go on a date to a Trader Joe's coffee shop don't do it she'll leave you okay yeah dates are cute how about this weddings I've catered seven this week guess how many I've officiated seven I'm an ordained minister [ __ ] oh yeah I helped deliver twins in the IPA section and guess who the parents weren't beans no guess there's two thumbs one joint and doesn't give a [ __ ] about their customers hmm Mick [ __ ] me dawg I know the knife to a customer and he's still supersize that ass I did those me he held a knife to you make [ __ ] try-hards my supersize dick [ __ ] the McFlurry machine every goddamn day that's why the ice cream machine doesn't see me and I make furious at your stupid trihard ass we still got goddamn lines at the door but we call somebody or just let it go I think we let him just iron sofa what's up Todd yeah kick my butt up up my butt I'm [ __ ] it god damn looks like he's had sex with an apple pie before probably heated up though right hold on how serious y'all make pissing me off I've been doing meketa me an all day here good I mean does make good burgers very efficient click to it does they don't say that then we'll tell you that this is my safe haven and you mother [ __ ] [ __ ] are brewing in it he probably flips a mean front by Mick [ __ ] flurry it's goddamn I've been doing ketamine here every Sunday and y'all [ __ ] [ __ ] up over here come to see what we can be way bigger dicks at our jobs Mick [ __ ] me dude Mick ass I can be such an [ __ ] big ass'll mcdhh am it dude get out of here huh gonna McDonald's I would love McDonald's let's do it yeah you drive I biked so what do you guys doing Sunday's back do they like touch you in weird places no idea where you saw him on the couch I get turfed and watch the NFL you know really you just Oh watch the Seahawks anything Broncos wow you guys found the loophole in the shirt yeah we did kind of smart we are I'll just walk up to him and just tell him that we're close if you wanna roll on that excuse me one second you got to attend to a loving customer I so sorry we're so close today oh no way yeah oh absolutely no worries thank you for sharing I don't work here

Channel: Trevor Wallace

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Length: 7min 46sec (466 seconds)

Published: Mon Feb 24 2020

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