the kid from your high school who got into real estate

hey i'm london like the city maybe you've heard of it you here for the open house come on in welcome to this glorious estate we're gonna start right here with the living room this is uh mainly where you do living and oh [ __ ] that's the dining room people say their life is like a movie well my life is a constant monopoly did somebody say baltic avenue there has never been a better time to get a new home than now why is nobody buying property what's going on instagram this is your boy london like the city as you know we are at this open house dining room this is primarily going to be great for dining in all sorts of rooms people are going to tell you nobody's buying in the year 2021 well those people are failures they're like walmart because they never close in the real estate world they like to call me blockbuster because i'm always closing me personally i've had the best year yet and we're only 12 days in i've closed more deals than suburban mobs have closed prescription bottles i'm talking boardwalk park place baltic avenue uh what does this say waterworks pennsylvania railroad tennessee ave that's monopoly no why go to college when you can go to the hills baby it's not about real estate it's about what's real and at stake these are real places new york avenue b o railroad take a step over here and we have the living room you know great for just living the number one tip for a successful open house marketing let the people know it's for sale and then also when you sell it get yourself a cardboard key did you order the wrong kid i always knew i was cut out for this real estate game because i passed my real estate exam faster than they banned four lokos well the original ones you ever had one of those [ __ ] they sent me a penis sometimes you got to be a dick in this industry now as you can see in this room it's got a bed so this is really what they like to call in the industry a bedroom this is quote unquote the bathroom which is really underselling it because beyond a bath it also has a shower i will be here from 12 o'clock to 1 pm handing out free jewel pods to underage teenagers to lure their parents to follow them here to then check out this home a lot of people might not know this but i actually sold corey in the house his first house you don't wait to get real estate if it's in your fate that's what i always say you know the best time to invest in real estate was actually five years ago hey cameron did you bring the uh did you bring the drone no you didn't bring the drone then what are we [ __ ] doing here i am here at the open house right now i had to escape everybody uh it's hectic in here there's so many people i'm surprised you can't hear them oh what a great deal i'll be right there how are people supposed to see what the roof looks like without a drone have you never seen a real estate video every video has an aerial view with a drone [ __ ] it let's take a picture from google maps yes i want to feel like i'm at home because i want to sell a [ __ ] home can you get a picture of me on the phone what don't [ __ ] ask why just take a picture okay real estate agents are always on the phone nobody knows who they're talking to just do it should i look believable does it look like i'm closing deals you're telling me this view with a drone shot wouldn't absolutely slap we could have gone viral real estate tick tock would have loved it [Music] and these are the stairs they're used for stairs if you follow me right out here we have a patio which i believe is french for place to smoke weed and this is what i like to call the car room are you in the garage oh the garbage yeah we can see that next i don't even know how if you guys can hear me over the swarms of people taking over this place is popping off right now with potential clients so get down here before it sells out because this will sell out how much is this house what's that how much is the house oh we actually don't say the h word in the real estate industry it's a it's an estate so you could leave that to the peasants how much is it 12 mil the best investment on earth is earth oh is this one fake too no earth why is nobody buying houses you shut the [ __ ] up the problem with the younger generation is nobody wants to work all right everybody's out partying having fun having sex i don't believe in that i believe in staying up till 4am chugging sierra mist playing sims now that's real estate and that's what's real and will stay it's [ __ ] good what's that you're thinking about buying it okay well look it it sounds like somebody's gonna buy it but if you want i'll hold it for you just swipe up with the fire emoji and that'll let me know that you're interested so peace out much love and i'll see you guys here i at the address i mass texted it to everybody are you wearing joggers yeah i'm wearing joggers because i'm always running the jogging these deals have i said that one before no it's just predictable yeah yeah just like the market predictable i'll sell this tomorrow we are having one final black friday special deal today we are including a toilet with this estate but today and today only tomorrow no toilet so what what i i'm just trying to think of incentives [ __ ] we have [ __ ] hey kim what are you allergic to shutting the [ __ ] up i'm on a virtual tour right now all right instagram just checking in on you guys been about 10 minutes still haven't seen any fire emojis so there is no service in the hills as they say anyways i think oh there's another customer here to check out this listing well i gotta go i'll see you guys in about 48 seconds postmates is here come on host mates is here just film this okay i saw it in a youtube video hey postmates for london uh let me just grab my wallet real quick i'll do the questions could you hold this real quick you already paid on that just go ahead and hold this real quick smile cool thank you so much this is the washing room looks familiar was there a porn shot in this huh moving on to the next room

Channel: Trevor Wallace

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Length: 6min 42sec (402 seconds)

Published: Tue Feb 02 2021