Roasting People's Quarantine Food

hey guys it's the video nobody asked for it just kidding I asked for it I tweeted out the other night send me pictures of your quarantine meal and I will rate them and to be honest you guys did a great job of letting me know that we are [ __ ] we're not gonna make it past 13 days but hey I have faith in us almost as much faith as I have in this moustache this is not good you might have to zoom in on the screen a little it's it's there it's it's just zoom in looks like somebody just throw an etch-a-sketch at my face and like 14 pieces hit my upper lip so we're going good dude quarantine stats 2020 let's get into it everyone this is oh my god this is just a [ __ ] Bowl how many types of food are in this like this just looks like an orgy right here you know like when people say like food porn this isn't food porn this is the end result the sad part is in the top left corner there's like a menu so this means he ordered this he went to a restaurant and was like let me get the one with a semen on it and they're like just a second sir too much Trevor too much wasn't the [ __ ] nacho cheese heaven going on here this is a cornucopia of food I don't even know what cornucopia is it sounds like a ride at Disneyland no hey ten out of ten white claw and cake okay this is just what a bachelorette party egg salad hotdog doomsday chef miss me with that quarantine no trust me the quarantine wants to miss you this picture right here it makes me want to go vegan you got ketchup on steak with bananas and milk that's just disrespectful to a cow I want to go bring that cow back to life just so that cow can beat the [ __ ] out of you I don't know if cows can fight but they can spell shout out chick-fil-a they do be spelling who knows maybe I'm missing out ketchup and bananas sounds like prison what who why what no smooth but you're not gonna picture my girl's ass cuz this girl's ass is the meal homeboys gonna come out of quarantine with a full beard full of dingleberries but like honestly though after looking at my fridge and my pantry I might have to eat some ass too probably my own that's weird I'm not a dog could you eat your own ass don't what what is going on bro you're seven days in quarantine losing your mind oh you so good for who looks like a dice that was ran over cement truck what is this are these cookies so many things wrong with this for cookies that's it how long is this gonna last you two and a half Geico commercials those cookies just look angry they look tense they they want to come inside you know like you know when you've been gone all day and your dogs outside and you finally get home and like he's just looking at you like oh so so the movie all when she was nine hours now it's crazy huh it's so cold out my balls fell off I've done neutering myself let me in the house that's what that looks like the one positive thing I will say about those cookies they got their social distance down look at the space between them bro they're like a six inches body six inches okay he's resting because he is fatigued okay this is beautiful this is art right here okay why does this pizza look like that one meme though where she's waiting on the bed to do a longer I look at this picture the creepy or it gets because this is taken through a window frame this pizza was asleep dreaming about ranch and some other [ __ ] you know getting all freaky all up in that buttermilk feel like a cam girl right now my room is all empty I got a camera pointed at me my pants are off anyways spaghetti jello no this no no no no if two girls one cup could be a food it'd be this I don't know if that makes sense but it does I wouldn't even feed that to a pigeon on Venice Beach I be like you're better than this bro you got dreams and aspirations and this will kill you first of all when was this picture taken this looks like every restaurants first yelp review picture you've seen the first picture on a restaurants Yelp it is the graininess [ __ ] ever it's so funny this looks like it was taken with a can of beans I don't know why but every restaurants first yelp review is so like off the walls like has nothing to do with the food the bit great service food was okay my waitress was pregnant you're like pimp how was your weight just pregnant when you got Domino's this is takeout I think my neighbors are banging who knows Maddie okay quarantine dinner it's a banana split in half hold on now Maddie you may have just done something here all right this is one of those things we're like you're like have I been living my life wrong the whole time it kind of looks like it but it looks messy here's the problem when you eat this you you got a full on you got a double double fist that [ __ ] you go you got to get in there you might have to you know dim the lights a little bit light a lavender candle honey nut cheerios on a plate fam this is what the [ __ ] prison are you living in brother there's so many problems with this if you ever want to eat a box of honey nut cheerios on the lo which I like to do and you don't want people to think you're insane don't pour it on a plate bro you just got to go grab it out the pantry while you're watching TV people just be like oh Tom he's probably drunk again he probably meant to grab the Doritos but got the Cheerios common mistake in this household all right also go to a a class's Tom this just laid out on plate like he's about to do some cheerio cocaine which would be the weirdest side effect you'll I'm so fired up right now brawl take the other [ __ ] ever this looks like it was made in an easy-bake oven that wasn't even on oh [ __ ] Cool Ranch Doritos I call it throw it on the stove and see what we get depression that's what you got right there what kind of [ __ ] Russian Roulette ass meal is this bro that looks like a drained soup where's the bra that's all you need to make soup Ted Bundy out here crazy this man got mac and cheese chicken nuggets brownies and chocolate milk honestly bro fire without the chocolate milk kind of a trash meal for the chocolate milk being in like a wine glass really is a flex right there cuz if you just had the plate people be like what are you a stoned third writer look I know it's lonely out here in quarantine season let my man out here on a date with bluetooth headphones from 2009 this is what you need be dating propo sorry I don't mean it flexing like that dude this is not even like a bad meal okay let me zoom in and reassess oh this is a trash ask me the only seasoning on this is just atmosphere just whatever floating around the house this [ __ ] right here it looks like a dinner you'd find sitting at a already made table at IKEA you know how they have those fake-ass dinners to like sell that it's a dinner table because we just don't know what dinner tables are for I mean I don't know if frat guys know what dinner tables are for I do see a table and insolently just turn into the WWE yo I'm not a Hulk smash that table they're like Bryce no that's my grandmother's antique you said what did you what did you say about cheek [ __ ] Teague dude we only run with pike up here dude those noodles look angelica's [ __ ] the odd bang god damn what the hell is going on here see this is a fire plate but you know makes you even more fire it's the leaves in the background cuz just that plate alone I'd be like word it's a fruit salad up in this [ __ ] yummy yummy or whatever who's that the people that sing that [ __ ] the Wiggles they really fell off spaghetti and Doritos now this spaghetti and delitos this is like mixing a four local with motor oil that's two separate meals on TV eating motor oil Wow Denise you're probably a lovely woman and I and I admire you you kind of cute though but this meal got a godo this [ __ ] looks like you literally made it in a washing machine without even any tide just straight up hot water maybe even room temperature those Brussels sprouts are ready to fight I'd still eat those uh-huh okay somebody just sent a picture of me pretty please but I said a meal not a snack god damn PW chill you better chill my mans making two course meals bro who you French Montana this is me and my Stouffer's lasagna this is I don't know if it's the lighting in this picture but this should just look depressing I mean look at the lasagna that was on you don't want to be there that lasagna is like fam just put me in the asphalt where I belong goldfish sandwich bro I can't even hate that's just a dried up charcuterie board right there well I don't think you're gonna make it pickles and Froot Loops I don't bro that sounds like a young thug bar I got a bad beard look at look at two bars Uncrustables honestly bro this is the best thing I'm saying today you ain't gonna tell me Uncrustables weren't your best friend at fourth grade who wasn't just me all right probably should have had more friends and fourth grade then Uncrustables never hurt you they never did a damn thing to you they literally cannot hurt you there's like no edges with a frozen uncrushable could definitely maybe even like a mild concussion though I'll tell you what a frozen Uncrustables god damn bro I don't know what it is when you take a little bite and like the peanut butter and the jelly is still a little frozen and it melts in your mouth god I'm hard hard what what what did you just say Kraft singles on saltines I this is the single handedly the whitest thing I've ever seen and I have a mirror this picture just smells like sunscreen SPF 75 the kind we've got a rub it just to rub it in curry garlic was too sweet but none of that [ __ ] is in there too many words I don't believe that [ __ ] this is just a [ __ ] defrosted hunger man meal eggs bacon cheeseburger hot sauce double patty that's far Russ 100% I don't like the angle of that knife though looks like a dick pic honestly and the quarantine a food pick is a dick pic so what does this deconstructed banana pudding I got damn do this okay you might notice the goddamn in that caption he's probably a stiff socks podcast listener as you should be to every wednesday spotify apple youtube all that jazz stiff socks podcast starring me and my boy michael blouse time i don't know what it is but adding parmesan to anything it's a flex you put parmesan on anything and make it fancy you could put parmesan on a divorce you know what that is depressing don't do that that's probably why they got divorced can you kept throwing parmesan on your parents I also don't get a hype on parmesan like it's good in like amounts but like I go to dinner with my friends and they act like parmesan is like a currency they're like yo this [ __ ] free yo put some on no let me guess I'm gonna [ __ ] my pocket y'all got a shovel back there yeah I'll tell you when to stop beat up [ __ ] parmesan just smells like pissed-off cheese like you really think about it just like it's like sweaty its aggressive Pyke's is so small I think parmesan I got like that this the small cheese energy you know also people who say mozzarella as mucho de ella are you coming I might have changed my boxers this [ __ ] gorgeous Addison you better chill out here that's a beautiful ass plate unless you want to get wiped up by somebody on the internet you better delete that [ __ ] right now long bread I don't know why but I'm aroused by this so 10 out of 10 bottle of vodka and waffles sounds like my sophomore year in college this [ __ ] kills people a for local gold I feel you're ready for the apocalypse to be honest like you the world is ending and you crack the four loko writing from the world's face won't be a hard look especially since it's a gold for local I've never had a gold four loko that probably explains why I don't have any felonies white Claus and Doritos this is how frat dudes meal prep on chest and back day scallops at a time like this what do you do this to me what what is this hot cheetos and milk dude if you had this legit your stomach would crawl out of your esophagus and just walk to the bus stop and be like all right Robert these Seminoles goddamn you better chill out bro these these [ __ ] look scrumptious these things look like the final scene on pornhub the disrespect for peanut butter and jellies today it's just insane inside of a hard-boiled egg I know some of these are jokes but some of you guys need serious serious help okay cigarettes on a sandwich stay away from me my first question what part of Arkansas are you from second question I don't have a second question chickens an egg sandwich well this video just got demonetized look one bite out of this and you're waking up a full soundcloud rapper you got a full faced hat just a Dodge Charger tattooed across your face I made her dinner and she's on a pickup I can't read I made her dinner and she is unappreciative never again hear me out maybe it's because that plate looks like it was found on the floor after a Super Bowl party no offense but Gordon Ramsay cannot hold my nuts and a kitchen no cap what is this what what what is this what are we doing here please help my family suffering this quarantine got people losing it this right here straitjacket well that was oddly stressful I thought I'd be hungry after this video now I just want to go fight a palm tree so stay safe out there wash your hands [ __ ] subscribe to the channel if you watch this far and don't subscribe you're probably one of those Psychopaths who cooks pizza and a pot of boiling water you got damn seek Jesus all right see you guys next quarantine [Music]

Channel: Trevor Wallace

Views: 1,851,186

Rating: 4.9531941 out of 5

Keywords: trevor wallace, trevor walace, travis wallace, white claw, kyle, monster, bang energy, trevor wallace cherdleys

Id: wwJDyBu7QUQ

Length: 12min 29sec (749 seconds)

Published: Mon Mar 30 2020