How to Get Hired At Spirit Halloween

there's just something about an abandoned kmart that really just screams happy halloween kids nothing like a hot ipa in 100 degree weather got some baby back ribs in my teeth we're rolling we're here in front of kmart we've been airbnb in this place for about the last nine years as you can see here we are hiring and we only employ the top quality and by that i mean anybody last year we hired a guy with one eye and was a convicted murderer it was great he never had to dress up for work i don't even know if anybody owns this i think it's a drug front it's 100 a drug front because i sell drugs in the front yes an 8 ball yeah i got you all right oh okay we're running a few interviews hire the locals see what's good we've got a vigorous next nine days coming up we're good and we need some employees nine dollars an hour don't forget it what's going on craig it's our assistant manager i have that tattooed on my penis you guys might be wondering what this garage door is it's an employee entrance vip baby spooky season by that i mean direct deposit season i [ __ ] cash out think about it i work two weeks and then i spend the other 50 weeks of the year posted up in the barbados doing cocaine off a used scythe somebody returned all right i'm drinking mai tais out of a jason mask i might [ __ ] around to take over that chuck e cheese after this deposit hits they might be wondering what does make the perfect spirit halloween employee well follow me let's find out okay all right welcome to spirit halloween you know you can sit on the couch if you want unless you're drunk in that case you're hired on the spot question oh number one what makes a good spirit halloween employee blood what lots of blood it's the best answer we've gotten all day blood that's great we sell that aisle three do we i think we do also i'm a good worker so what do you think makes a good spirit halloween employee you're hard yo are we in the principal's office no i'm doing a job interview this your friend over here oh yeah he's just uh he's just a homie he slides through with me wherever i go i mean we'll hire both you really welcome to the team huh you don't okay you seem like a good kid you're hired i'm so excited this is gonna be the best two weeks of my frickin life a cat huh why not you're hired previous work experience did you clarify on that the devil the dmv nice i'm jonathan i've been in retail for about seven years i've worked at ross jcpenney i've worked at party city before so lots of experience this would be perfect for me but there is one thing that you do need to know about me yes i love ghouls and goblins and vampires and witches huge fan of of all that yeah i love that what is this what are you what are you doing okay i'm a vampire no you're not dracula it says here your name is dro could you like lose a couple teeth from the job or is that dude is that a like a requirement if you don't scare the kids without a costume we don't want it that's not even close i i actually was in a cashier competition for speed we'd see who can ring people the fastest i'm the winner you're a cop aren't you what's your drug of choice i inject with a heroin needle the sperm of an exotic amazonian tree frog i see nothing wrong with that and melatonin too but that's just at night melatonin nice well-rested make you a shift leader and maybe a little bit of a caffeine guy you know maybe a little bit of java freak but other than that you know no i i don't do any drugs oh no drugs how does four two hour shift sound eight hours nine dollar minimum wage nine times eight what is that fourteen perfect i'll burn it all also another thing there will be no garlic in the break room right i'm starting to have second thoughts on the fedora it's very bright in here i'm trying to get hired bro it's any higher enough no no right now dude like you gotta get like higher no yeah i'm just lousy oh but i can also do like 60 hours a week i live across the street i'll do it for minimum wage uh i'll even do it for free almost like that's just how much i love halloween are you wearing a wire right now i don't want a job oh but i want to get some money then you have to get hired how do you hide it you don't want it you have to get that's the best job ever real quick we do do a company drug test is that cool drug test oh okay bro he's just a oh the look on your face priceless i mean wearing an abandoned kmart i thought the shirt gave it away i'm sorry this is practically drug heaven do you know anything about halloween because i don't halloween is like my favorite holiday i know every line to hocus pocus did i mention that i've been alive for a hundred years i still trick or treat as an adult you still trick or treat like legally do we get holidays off because i have plans on halloween that's like what that's like the whole theme of the store you're not on house arrest or anything cool like that i was uh raised as a boy scout you know i just got an email on my hotmail account i think we're all booked up you're gonna be working on halloween oh well i quit hit me up you trying to do something on halloween all right i'll probably be working on what i swear to high heaven i just saw a guy outside say he just got hired by the company spirit halloween nope don't know what you're talking about he was just walking out of this building and he said that they'll literally take anybody so we're actually closed on halloween [Music] oh this guy kind of looks like you bro do we have the same stepdad probably why do you look like that bro don't swing

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Length: 6min 8sec (368 seconds)

Published: Wed Oct 14 2020