The Remake Nobody Asked For (w/ PRETTY MUCH IT)

hey guys before we get into this video I have some shows coming up I have one in Ottawa on August 14th and then one in Toronto and August 15th so come on out to those grab your tickets is gonna be a lot of fun and I better see you there or else for this week's video I collaborated with one of my favorite YouTube channels pretty much it we also film the video on their channel and you can watch that when you're done this though first okay watch this video first where you can watch theirs first it doesn't matter as long as you watch both then we're fine so let's get into the video bye okay hey welcome to my channel if you're new here what's up how's it going and if you're coming back what's up how's it going it's very good to see you see what happens when you subscribe to my channel you get an extra greeting at the beginning of every single video did so press the subscribe button for an extra greeting folks we're gonna watch a [ __ ] movie today and we're gonna not gonna make fun of it we're gonna poke fun it we wouldn't never neuron the reason we're doing this because these these fellows have a channel called pretty much it and they have movie commentary tracks and they're very funny you should check them out and they're in Toronto for a few days so we're like hey let's watch the movies in [ __ ] and [ __ ] let's watch some movies [ __ ] you so yesterday we're watching a movie called hashtag Roxy I've never really heard of it but I have a lot of recommendations from you guys really one of the recommendations was from an extra in the movie and they were like this movie's very bad and you should watch it so we're gonna have to watch this knowing that they're gonna see they're in their 70s he was yeah I see someone who doesn't look quite convinced do you know anything about this movie hashtag Roxy I know that it was filmed in Canada [Applause] also the main character has a big nose now is that your personal judgement what is that you know I think that's like a thing as far as I know this is a remake or like a modern reboot kind of thing hardly a reboot like is any more of them of the movie it's an older movie Rossum it might be based on the go play or something so to run a different today's audience they just add it in a hashtag yeah so I [ __ ] I bought it my children will watch it and my children's children they'll be like don't know by that point there would be another love knots and Roxy I think Zoey's a good goose knows its rate the poster says he's got a nose for okay absolutely no he's in Twilight yes he's in Twilight how do you forget that name like he plays one of the kids in Twilight the kids is there gonna be a nose reveal you're gonna show a nose in the first act it was at 9 a.m. Jesus who the hell is peppy at 9 a.m. Roxy whoever she may be you think Roxy's is she no oh by the way can we just point out Suicide Squad did the exact same thing for your Jersey character we some kind of suicide squads oh my god he's a grown man now hair amazing just like the root word amazing where's the nose I think he's still skate boarding school they should have gotten people with tiny noses to make you know that even my into the Lord of the Rings great John so much why at a pep rally covering it for the school nurse site that and Cyrus said something's going down so I would not miss that for the world huh Cyrus no computer genius toria's hacker and chemists um he's got it time knows don't say that one time Cyrus wipe the kids entire tablet as he was scratching his nose too much pink thought you might be making fun of oh he's introducing the concept of this kid okay with the getting bullied for knows based reason yeah Oh Oh Meredith there's the reveals okay oh okay okay okay we're fine they read it you got a long one then I don't mean it knows we actually got some babysitter's so this is the hot girl yeah Roxy hashtag Roxy got her lockers right outside my art class I tried to talk to her twice I got nothing [Music] so here you said this is a remake I don't know nevermind I said this is a reboot her supposed to look it up after and see if I was right in the end two words am I gonna have to look at this guy for two hours looks like he's diseased [Applause] [Music] okay it's 45 it's so old who in this movie is 55 thought I told you not to come here you know Jenny that's right always a good idea but why not sure gives you a number maybe don't send her a picture of your job be careful make of what you send I'm not some kind of new cuz when this poem finds an end we'll see much more than just your boob stage quit the football team I'm time I count to three can't tell me what to do bro 1 it's none of your business - I swear when I find you free so this case our keyword yeah he's a terrorist show us my DMS be like he's holding a machete oh oh my god is on the wall literally machete this isn't the same universe machete this is my consensus he got a job after Spy Kids 3 duh this is the Spy Kids 4 we deserve it this kid is eight years off of my life what he looks like it like one of flutes two who is like in remission keep your big fat nose out of my business you had a great opportunity to say something cool and walk away like a badass and all you got is big fat nose put a little effort in something like yeah animation if you don't stop lying Pinocchio you'll never become a real boy I hate this leg high school boy who's Tony the ballroom party name you can have a part-time job as a Sun Dial yet teenagers don't talk like this man and also this kid would have like called him gay hello you are certifiable who is this please is she gonna be happy he did it or is she gonna be like leave me alone yeah you do it she's like damn you had [Music] airdrop Tamim to everyone who's Starbucks I'm in airdrop more like panty drip coffee tomorrow morning Iraq cool I'm working tomorrow save you table here's $20 to order a pizza please order one this time you look like I don't feed you I know so knows it naturally makes the rest of me look smaller it's a very handsome nose your grandfather had the same one and I wish you would have kept I'll be back around 11:30 try not to hack into the Pentagon or anything while I'm out no promises well is that a joke or is he actually devastated yeah I think so he's actually struggling with like body dysmorphia this movie this is like deeply sad well I like someone well he's super shy and sweet Oh God and being you knows boy he's in your chemistry class his name is Christian evil she's into booboo Stewart she's into someone else yeah who's doing specifically he thought it was a shoes and a him right but you've seen his nose so and it's disgusting [Music] oh [ __ ] she just to all the boys Tim uh delivered his a letter that should be punishable by law behold the power and majesty of the derelict once the Dare is recorded in the book if there must be completed and you looked upon as a coward for the rest of your days didn't you tell me not to do that I mean I do you're so full of it liner oh man take it kind of personal thing with me yeah if you put the money down I'm gonna punch him in his big fat nose I said insult my [ __ ] excuse me Cyrus um I was wondering can you smell my lunch from there because damn he just saved him actually burn man who's your friendly good hat that love look I need a name dude don't tell me Christian names Christian dude well Christian you think the very bad day to be a smartass Christian Newville yeah we are texting Roxy speaking to Russian live right now I want to read this the Russian little eyebrow humor Ani I really like her please no touching personal space this guy Sierra Burgess remember she's like everybody hates because I'm fat and ugly I was like no everyone hates you because you are a [ __ ] he wrote this he wrote that ah I mean yeah of course so actually boys up yeah she wrote it he threw it away his friend committed mail fraud and put it in her locker she thinks booboo wrote it but it's actually knows ok we'll get your social media to scratch this weekend and that'll be the end of it I know that I should be used I said imagine what it looked like you Twitter and Instagram Quechua and snapchat and CB tone hell out of everything okay so he's coaching him how to talk to Roxy no not even she just coached him on like social media best practice no this man has hacked himself [Applause] answer yes no wait hey you're on my screen awesome hey I looked you up please not your email hiding under the desk with his head in his lap he's video chatting yeah yeah yeah well your voice sounds really weird I have an essay so maybe before you go just just let me apologize here's the thing the rocks the original Roxanne I think is this thing it's like oh I love the girl because it's like that's a good classic oh it's a Shakespearean tale yeah exactly it's like that's what Roxanne is is there a nose related plot point in the original Roxanne I'm gonna guess no who knows I know what I'm doing so do I I'm going over there no you're not hey it's gonna happen one way or the other fine I just just let me handle it all right for the record I'm against this this is way too fast I did really comic you like graphic novels yeah I read persopolis it's really great it's a bio about a young woman literally that she's being changed Jacob could you hook us up with a little Chinese I know you've been learning yeah give me any date June 4th oh yeah como estas your eyes are like the ocean deep in it wait is he let's go off-script I like your hair it smells so fruity but most of all I'd like to hit that booty I don't know what happened to the smart sweet guy to talk to but apparently about somebody else no okay so he's slowing this guy down so he doesn't get there and beat the [ __ ] out of boo boo and his way of doing that was to open an ice cream truck Pistons pin see there he's nice to get free nose job you'll [ __ ] oh my get it I knew you're pimping out or splitting some cash yeah that was dessert I hate that there were no sound effects it was like not care who your dad is you said I do not care who your dad is I do not want to see you around here again I don't know anybody that needs to change the dose is not weighed on the plot at all maybe it's the same movie if you didn't know you could do this for any movie in endgame Iron Man could have had a big nose you don't know what's a bug Oh fan nose and instead of snapping he goes do exactly what I tell you when I tell you I promise I'm gonna give you some stuff to memorize later memorize it to the comma oh hell I know hugs so now he's helping him get back together with her yes you are a wrong confused oh yeah I'm beyond abuse I think that the nose was a last-minute addition to the film days before shaving they CG bit in afterthought this movie needs something little extra spice for the nose would we be watching I know the nose is to this as Harry Styles is not relevant but interesting because he doesn't look he doesn't know what a sports is that's funny that's hilarious actually it's actually [ __ ] that's a good thing you're eloquent in charming because honestly this burst hell out of me what if I wasn't a liqueur now you love her proxy we've been friends since we were kids but it's not like that is that what you're still sending her 30 text messages a day I'm helping you out no I've read what you write to her I should have seen it is this plain as the nose my god I always say the wrong thing look honestly I just said she would love me no matter how I looked what boo boo is upset day she rocks it revealed to boo boo that nose is in love with her yet does he have a name no Simon psychosis heavy cuffs a resume boo boo boo is upset about this why who knows no I think we can all agree who knows oh I wouldn't say really Greg I feel like that people were lying down before because it wasn't their scene so there you are among the people lying everyone in the background is lying down because they don't know because as soon as the scene is done their claim tell me box the thing is Oh is he dead or what just sent me this text I think we should break up to be broken up with like that especially after is so articulated I want him to put his entire nose down her throat that's the gayest Anders was just abacus I know a lot of people we need to lower their standards we're not one of them what how does he's much passionately he lost his memory he goes oh my god you're a pork and Mary Jane now and my dad died I'd like to apologize for my abrupt goodbye I was working under the ancient Greek idea that integrity is to be preferred to help us a hacker and he knows literature oh the perfect man doesn't exist it was nouvelle God that I don't class intelligence passion eloquence more than just eloquence he has integrity and sometimes integrity is to be preferred to eloquence yeah he said that Christian know your buddies schnozz sorry I said that yeah he says she like that all the time that's why he gets punched in the face of people's lawns before you familiarize with you I want you to know something when I graduate I'm gonna find a software company and they're gonna go on your vibrant career literally everyone I grew up with gave this speech at some point in their lives case when I grow up that's not I'm just throwing software comes business and I'm gonna ruin you through your worst oh [ __ ] thank you better kill them light I hope he's dead because it I hope he's I hope that kid is dead oh my god could you imagine going into like some kids fault like files here and see your name on a flash try it my god they're a match made in heaven she's a little hat Queen she's a hat Queen to miss Jackson she's my hat Queen you scared the [ __ ] out of you jerkface go wait outside stop scaring the [ __ ] out of me Bronwyn he knows go to the cafeteria I will meet you there they could clean him up a little or no like on the side of me you still got like fresh blood on ya dab enough dabs respect that's definitely with us so she knows now she hacked his mainframe yeah yeah yeah yeah no problem you can just make up another one hmm oh yeah coffee good that'll help is he suffering yes he just damaged the Gandhis a funny thing I feel closer to you than I've ever been but still so isolated what was that maybe it's in your settings I can't believe he has braved what movie or we wanted to do love that knows it lets you get away with the giant chip that's on your shoulder I hate that right now at this window we can see just the top of a man's head so well shut up saying you a dick pic and I got him kicked off the football team he remembers - oh my god am I in a coffee shop because what does a guy do to get a cup of coffee right [Music] I almost died because of a stunt you pulled for me you almost died because of you trying to hook me up with boo boo boo boo got you a boo boo what if his name is not boo boo boo boo this beautiful setting if you're watching I love you yeah I know you love me too we're good friends but I love you The Princess Bride story she's pissing with this giant thing on my face nice it's just a nose to you to New York it was a wall giant boulder blocking the gateway to everything I ever wanted which is you must be freezing no that's the lunch [Music] you get to go around yeah yeah yeah I mean you do that anyway but you really had to Crane man yeah [Music] [Applause] so what'd you guys think of the movie that was great that was a good movie yeah I don't argue to my death at that somebody looked up his anyway my phone right here if we look up if the original Roxanne has anything to do with a nose there's no way CIA Steve Martin yeah this you're gonna be down Hannah Oh [Music] a large nosed CD bales is in love with the beautiful rocks and semicolon she falls for his personality but another another man's looks round of applause for the extra yeah fine says it thanks for watching guys please like the video if you enjoyed it one leg equals one big big nose leave a comment let us know how big your noses cuz we're dying to know I'm dying to those we're trying to know is how big your noses yeah [ __ ] subscribe to these guys they have they make great content they're great I'm just happy to have been here and watched a good movie that I like and that's we've literally never ended a video not like right I don't know how and that's Curtis Khan hey guys thank you so much for watching this video I hope you enjoyed it don't forget to check out pretty much it subscribe to them watch their videos and subscribe to me while you're at it All Right see ya I think that Cyrus is an amputee and one of his legs is just a big long did to his shoe

Channel: Kurtis Conner

Views: 3,231,886

Rating: 4.9769058 out of 5

Keywords: kurtis conner, kurtis connor, pretty much it, roxy, bad movie, movie, commentary, cringe, reaction, movie cringe, bad acting, comedy, christian mingle, pmi, kurtistown, worst movie, bad content

Id: Y09YLEI4FY4

Length: 28min 41sec (1721 seconds)

Published: Fri Aug 02 2019