Awkward Dating Show (pt. 2)

the button we're back with episode 2 we did episode 1 last week so let's do the second installation of the cuts fantastic dating show the button get yourself help books ready folks because today we're feeling fragile let's destroy our self esteems welcome to the button a speed dating show when the button lights up red either player may press it and swap out their date for a new person hey what's up I'm Nick hi how you doing I'm sorry that's Wichita Knicks bag Nick is back sweet can't wait to hear about his collection of Magic the Gathering cards or whatever he sits down he's like hi nice to meet you did you know that Captain Pike preceded Captain Kirk in the unaired pilot of Star Trek that was rejected by the network how crazy is that she's like six buttons off I think so yeah it can a key here is maybe here knows he'd be talking to us I'm here what'd you do today nothing much I'm just I'm just taking a gap here from college right now so I just woke up and clean my room jump in the shower this morning twice oh yeah how are you know I'm 19 you're 19 [ __ ] 19 you look like you're 35 - what are you eating you have a full beard at 19 maybe I gotta switch to a plant-based diet or something cuz I can guarantee you that's what he's on I can guarantee you that I'm 26 you got kids no not yet I got kids what yeah you okay you know ready baby so at least you had around that little lean forward I have kids I'm sorry what's up mix like I I am a kid what are there like LEGO sets like any cool honey like Tie Fighters are like starship enterprises or whatever just wondering tell your kids like hit me up if they ever want to like build let's link and build Legos fam I like the way that she eliminated him I like that there was she was really smooth with it that was like the least awkward one we've seen so far like she said something she said something like she was almost condescending but it was like positive in a way she was like at least you got one round as she rejected him okay so at least she had a round just [ __ ] yeah at least you have a full beard at 19 go brush that [ __ ] dawg see you later you see me here 19 year olds okay I got kids what hello oh hi holy [ __ ] this dude is tall as hell we got a tall King in the building I'm six seven yeah it's pressure are you nervous I am excited nervous this guy looks really cool look at this this is like an absurdly cool outfit in my humble opinion and I mean I'm just one of the main voices of fashion right now the sweater the glasses the nose piercing I feel like he could be like an architect or something he's got the architect rip okay yeah what do you do for fun I smoke [Laughter] that's about what I do for fun I mean I have kids so you know I'm pretty much a homey mom right now so kicking it's not really my forte what's it gonna do cuz the kids thing that's a pretty crazy thing to drop on someone I guess you have to maybe you don't have to I don't know in the speed-date do you have to say that you have kids is that a detail you potentially I don't know but he's you could tell he's getting nervous he's lean and he's like that's what he does students got long arms Wow he could have reached past the button and swooped his arm around just button himself from her side did you [ __ ] well because he rejected me so I would have I would have loved to have fathered your children but because he didn't want me to alright I feel bad hello I'm James investor how tall are you I am six seven I feel bad man he probably gets that question so much so much the fact that it's the first thing these two girls said how tall are you that's like a icebreaker I mean but it's better than how short are you right Wow that's how you earn five four by four cool - wait I'm sorry oh no this is rough this is rough folks hard this is tough to watch this is hard I don't I don't get I don't get to cringed out that often but this is rough Wow [Music] that that felt good that felt good just cuz she might as well right she might as well take that opportunity he just rejected you but he failed see you - get him back get him back see you later architect not looking so tall now are you because he gave himself away hi what's going on I'm Sam hi Vesta Oh No okay what's going on there what's he holding what is that it's furry you should never hold something furry when you're going to a date ever unless it's furry boots and you're going to a rave you should never go to a rave for a first date I don't know why I said that just never carry something furry to a first date ever unless they're like cool furry dice that you have up in your car and your Cadillac or something but why would you bring that in to never mind never brings me furry to a [ __ ] date nice to meet you who's that I couldn't find anyone to babysit I just decided to bring him along Oh poppet I'm gonna pop it to a date are you ventriloquist oh no he doesn't talk - oh good good he doesn't even talk good yeah that's good that's cool yeah no that's that's awesome cool silent puppet you know what if he talked did the puppet talked he could have probably made that a little bit charming honestly he could have used it to his advantage he could have been like you're so beautiful Jenkins come on don't embarrass me and she would've been like oh that's so cute and then then maybe that oh that would have worked right ventriloquist take notes you can do that if you want you can borrow that from me I love your eyes he's a unsub i him a beautiful eyes oh really you the ultimate wingman just yourself oh so stupid but a silent puppet come on that's so creepy they're just trying to make conversation about this the puppet is just like so what do you do for work you know what this guy is making the nineteen-year-old seem very tolerable right now your personal question depends on the week depends on the week are you a drug dealer a professional cuddler and I also make jewelry nice oh what's up what's going on what is this what is happening he's holding a puppet she's a professional Cutler what are we watching where do they find these people what's a professional cuddler that's actually pretty badass that's actually dope I'm not gonna knock that hustle at all I'm not gonna knock anybody's hustle unless it involves a silent puppet seems like a good final work it is it is good this seems like it's going well doesn't it conversations flowing love it they're meant for each other yes you're attractive yes he's cute oh my god come on she had the decency to to compliment your puppet she called the puppet cute your creepy little weird little owl thing she said yeah it's cute and you have the balls to button her come on dude she could have cutted the [ __ ] out of you she could have rocked your world as big spoon I guess you'll never feel her warm embrace and honestly you don't you don't deserve it you know she seemed hesitant about the puppet so kind of a deal-breaker for me yeah yeah I got some bad news buddy it's gonna be a while before you find someone that was as receptive to the puppet as she was but we'll see how's it going oh yeah it's going good I had to eliminate the last person because she wasn't at the pub so you interested see not that one we are all puppets to the government what I am a surveillance tool used by the good oh [ __ ] it's this suit again good to see you sorry best of luck on the date has a good question you go first and I just have really high standards and come on button Jesus Jesus you cheeky son of a gun what if he's like in the green room actually right before this yeah I [ __ ] your mom but [Music] it's in like a year okay damn it's like crazy like both of us like haven't had sex in a while like and we like misses like crazy I mean like I wish there was some way that we could like both you know like having like at the same time I'd be crazy didn't you do the same [ __ ] last time didn't the button say the exact same question last time okay are you doing why are you trying to [ __ ] block they're talking about missing sex clearly there's something there yeah yeah no I miss it I'll miss it yeah I could help you out with that problem blog online someone cake more cake than you oh my god you [ __ ] it you [ __ ] it sounds like a button [ __ ] decides who's gonna date like the button you're sabotaging this date you're a saboteur she knew she knew she didn't have the cake it's a shame it's a shame my name is Thurston Thurston Thurston what's up my name's Thurston you Thurston for me at all I'm kind smile nice to meet you what do you do for work I'm oh nice nice Thurston and Cosmo dude they're wearing like the same color schemes here he's got a porn stash and a 7-eleven polo I mean the trip is off the charts this guy's won already in my books I serve in Barton things like similar like somewhere to you know I've been in the back of a police cruiser but never been to jail why I used to take out my parents car when I was just like come on and he's a bad boy taking out his parents whip for a joyride what is this GTA God cruising down the street in his parents Buick what's you're saying I'm a Capricorn well what's your side cancer cancer okay I don't know very many cancers actually they're known for cry together okay this conversation is officially boring me I thought this guy was cool and what is this now they're talking about signs and you you lost me you lost me you did I don't [ __ ] with signs I don't know they're both they're perfect for each other what am i what am Who am I kidding they're [ __ ] perfect for each other they can cry together all day maybe they can hire the cuddling girl and all three of them can just cuddle and cry find each other attractive yep they're sweating I'm nervous wait what minute I react but I am also close I'm super close come on help me get there help me get there that's a bit about the button coming I didn't get here pretty good I'd definitely be obvious I can date with you guys with each other yes we just saw that do we hit the button in victory now no now I've already finished [Music] where you going ideas that date is edible the dates over but clean wow-wow-wow a fairy tale ending [ __ ] I almost cried are you ready for a second date you are you thirsting for him yet okay well you know enjoy your hipster date to the bike shop or whatever he pulls up in his parents whip to pick her up he just pulls up yeah what's up yeah ninety-eight Caravan that's what's up all right well I'm happy for them I hope they have a fantastic second date and I will see you on the next episode of the button bye [Music]

Channel: Cody Ko

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Id: BmfWxMckPPI

Length: 15min 48sec (948 seconds)

Published: Fri May 01 2020

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[u/fanny-flutters]

YES A PART 2!!

(my friday has been awful so this actually made my day lol)