Pimp my MOAB w/ Noel Miller & Marcus Molchany

and we're back welcome back to the weekend edition everybody I'm Cody and I'm joined today by of course you know Noel Miller he's been on two weekend editions so far and my friend Marcus mulch a knee so this is what my fucking booking agent got for me today unfortunately discounted yeah we negotiated a nice rate so did you a bishop an you yeah we she's paying us what money I'm not making any money from the partners you know it comes in cookies beer coffee yeah I was surprised you didn't fucking show up with chick-fil-a uh well you know I don't want to disrespect every every damn time and every time I swear to God I invited no all over this is a do something every time you come over to my place to do something yeah you show up 20 minutes late yep with a bag of chick-fil-a yep and then we got to stand there and watch it would grant it I do eat some yeah you tax it I do take a fright accent no every time I'm gonna stand there I'm gonna say some watching your fucking chick-fil-a yep in the kitchen stinks up the whole place it does and you're just slowest eater in the goddamn world absolutely so then it's just tax on another 20 minutes of you going oh sorry I'm a knife and it just gets everywhere yeah and in between all that I'm telling you a bunch of ideas and and back of your eye you're like can you just fuck up the sandwich so we can get to the thing and I'm like just hold on one more story in the back of my eye yeah it's like is that a phrase no it's not admits it back in your movie but you know I just woke up leave me alone it's the weekend edition this is what it's all about yes let's drink a beer drinking coffee hey cheers Cheers cheers guys bad luck cheers in be honest here probably yeah I loved that mug a mug is great Angie Tribeca if I run TV ad raises to my lips whenever I make a point hmm is that what it says yeah oh that's so lame Marcus loves mugs actually no you access my stuff 80% of the mugs in there and we have a shit ton of mugs are all from Marcus and I appreciate the shit out of it I was gonna say next time I see you using one I'll let you know I'm not saying no I'm not make it funny I'm saying I love it it's just funny how much you like hugs I love remember we bought that what you bought that one that says it was like something about how shitty mondays are yeah sloth but it came broken yes yeah oh yeah yeah that wasn't the vlog right we were all that work yeah wasn't working I took it as a sign like that's how shitty mondays are especially at a desk job that you would order a mug for Mondays and would show up from they just smashed show you what Monday's really about bitch you can't get over Mondays with a cheeky mug you're gonna have to go all the way to customer service for this how bad do you want it yeah I guaranteed did it arrive on a Monday that would have been like I think it did actually I think it did know it arrived on like a Friday night and I had to wait the rest that we can to give them better a yeah I still can't believe that we've logged yeah three times a week yeah just shit we were doing at work I'll tell you it works a lot more boring now ain't nothing going on I mean what do we really bought like the morning lunch and afternoon yeah everything yeah I don't know we would go out and like do sketches it will be right back hour and a half um you know I'm bringing her back man starting a third channel oh yeah yeah that's great I'm gonna do it I'm starting a third channel I was gonna say you should because they were fun why not like fucking around no you should oh yeah hire somebody to film it like don't do it yourself just have them here listen yeah no I totally agree if you if you are an intern you aren't an intern okay and you want to be another intern I'm a career intern like an internee type person I've been an intern for ten years you know I just really love what I do don't like money yeah if you just if you just kind of see yourself as an intern and you want to be that for me mm-hm and you want to come over and film us being stupid like at least twice a week I don't know I don't even know how how would it work that's gonna good cuz I know Danny Duncan has a guy that I was talking about it here's a guy that falls him around all the time like films all of this shit and it's an awesome yep yeah let's try that looking awesome okay so we need a person that will spend 24 hours a day with us you can sleep here on the couch or actually under the kitchen table the rug here is much more comfortable yeah that doesn't really sound that appealing I'm not really selling it actually really it's a really comfy right it is a really comfy rug yeah I'm not gonna lie I sleep on this yeah exactly somebody did sleep on this for like a week somebody stayed in an apartment and chose not to sleep on the couch and slide and sub - under the table so there you go that's brew validated so you got a comfy ass rug here BAM you get to follow us around 24 hours a day film us and I'll give you I don't know 30 30 percent of the revenue on the channel oh that's good and you got to edit the videos - now you're getting somewhere you know this is actually a serious inquiry though if you are like a if you are a person that wants to do this and you're cool and you want to hang out with us you have the same type of humor then hit me up because I actually want to start a third channel bring the vlogs back in a big way big wit in a big way what if they hit all things like same type of humor but just aren't cool then it's a no-no okay so you have to be all three 100% yeah how are you yeah and you have to be hot oh I was gonna say what if they're too cool and like edge one of us a hell yeah sensitive like I know well once you hold the key what do you mean like night I think Jerry's gonna take over this baby's egos I got a funny bit actually I got a funny bit I got a funny clip on this why don't you take over the camera oh yeah no you should totally do it it's that'd be great no I wanna you run sound Oh grab the boom okay yeah no wrong I got it nobody knows nobody realizes you you've disappeared from the vlogs yeah they're like Oh what this guy's always been here right and I'll go on like fucking I don't know II in like ten years and talk about how it was ousted everybody blogs happy fattest fuck nowhere and entertainment yeah yeah I was on the vlogs but no one remembers that not at all oh it's like oh yeah you're that asian EP whatever the fuck people are looking at old vlog footage they're like I really don't know who this guy is my black hair I've never seen him he was just kind of around yeah behind the vlog oh he has a name oh that's weird who would name that guy you know I actually thought about starting a second channel too because I don't want to put vlog II type shit on my channel oh really yeah but not doing that yeah cuz my vlogs would just be me sitting at a computer that's what yeah yeah just put on your main channel extremely people just want to see more shit from you yeah that's true yeah it doesn't have to be like crazy produce and I know you're gonna produce this shit out of it anyways but wait even you looking even did you talk in your camera looks better than anything in my entire did you see the last podcast the last podcast seven minutes in the audio I recorded it in like four separate recording files because like aw he came back in the middle so I had to like I don't like stop and then he came in and then I rerecorded and I didn't like what I said so I real sorry sorry then every recorded again and at the end I had like six different recording files and like three different videos I had to sync up and I accidentally to one of them it's gonna just use the audio from the camera it's so seven minutes in for seven minutes just switches to like this super echoey like me talking this distance audio why did it just take a shit in the middle of the podcast and then it returns back to normal that's so bootleg yeah and yeah exactly what I'm saying this is the producer I am yeah but that's why you guys that's what he gets it done me I'd be like ah dude we got to do it over start over from the beginning do all those opinions again same reactions yeah let's redo all that banter then you just record a video and you're like I was so shitty yeah I like I tried to do a vlog thing and I looked at it I was like yeah I'm just going nowhere delete scrubbed it right there sometimes you got to do that man yeah sometimes you gotta do that fucking Jason told me that David and him record the whole podcast and the David will be I don't like it and then rerecord it and really yeah wow man he's committed I mean like how does he have that time cuz they don't that's the thing I don't know isn't that dude vlog all the time it sounds like a lot of his day it's like covered yeah big film yeah yeah now they fucking shoot at the sword one of the things I realize about like why their vlogs are so good I used to think like oh they're just like always they're also naturally funny all the time no no they shoot they're like do you want to shoot let's shoot yep and they go shoot I think that's the only way you could get I think so yeah I'm just it's great though oh yeah it's awesome just even editor this needs something to sit through it now he does it you could tell it like to touch his personal because editor I feel like usually injects humor like they they find ways to like mix it up but like the timing and all that like someone was there at least that's the feel I get from all the vlogs so tell us about your film oh yeah you want to just speaking of that I heard you're making a movie let's plug it let's plug this because last time we talked about this last time you were on the podcast you were like I'm coming out with this film you're gonna make a short film coming out with my GoFundMe and then like three days later it came out and now you've raised how much money almost $8,000 is thousand dollars okay yeah you can do with that you can almost make a short film with that yeah you could you can do that abandon the project take that and go to Mexico that by Subaru I mean there's plenty of things superbe why the fuck would you buy a serial saw that very reliable waitwhat pole tiene 200 a about behind consumer like show by Subaru and the options were yes and yes you fucking dad I think you have to have four kids to buy a Subaru and Gideon has a Subaru Gideon's gonna have four kids I mean that's just what might already I know yeah Sukie man were two grand away you haven't donated please go donate yeah check it out it's go fund me.com slash Sookie su ki - film bang there it is I know be in the description - yeah two thousand dollars away from doing this film yep and it's gonna be I mean dude already raised eight grand yep that's people know this is gonna be a smash hit and it fucking better be I mean yeah it is I mean I gave you my goddamn money yeah you did you did dude then the thing that I was like fuckin really surprised by that I seriously cannot stop like being like whoa is that people didn't people threw in you know five ten dollars and that's fuckin awesome because a lot of that grouped up and it like pushed it forward but there were a lot of people that were just like here's 100 bucks here's 150 bucks yeah and they were like you know young people I'm like that's a lot of money when you're younger yeah yeah and yeah it's nuts and like people were like a man I had some people like it is the last my bank account you're six dollars I was like you could have kept one like you could have gave me one kept by jack-in-the-box like that's fucking crazy so now I'm like hey man I'm homeless now but I love your concept content whatever I can 'post up in McDonald's with my fucking IBM laptop and watch this shit when it comes out I'm homeless as fuck thanks bro yeah so um we're gonna shoot we had to put we push the date to like mid September okay so sorry if I just ruined your Burning Man no it's fine I'm not gonna go to fucking Burning Man anyways you're not going I know I talked to Devin and we're like let's sell our tickets it's just too much cig we cannot like we got a planet straight right I think I don't know that's what I'm saying I'm so fucking out of the loop with this shit we just like bought tickets and like talking my friend she was like you haven't done you've been playing anything and we're like now and she was like you're gonna die so we're like okay well maybe we should because like show the two bottles of water like we got it tank top okay what's up guys he's going to Burning Man like like playing for the Armageddon like you have to bring like canned food yeah yeah no it's like survival man it's like oh that no now I get it yeah that's fucking extreme you got to do drugs and survive yeah that's crazy you got to bring hard you got to bring like water fucking food ketamine yeah like a whole bunch of shit no support system that's like expert mode for sure fucking it is there like an economy there did they take paper money should sauce smash record on the back are we done here - no we're still wrong this one grab isn't it uh what was it we were just yeah there's an economy yeah that's the whole thing is that there's no money no there's no money so the whole thing is you're supposed to get everyone is supposed to offer something to the community so it's like it you know to mean like I don't know someone give you a fucking back scratcher like to the community to the commune yeah so you just get to live in a cult it's like it's a week yeah and then they burn a giant wood man see I didn't understand the appeal now I know why people get their names changed and all kinds of crazy shit oh it's nuts dude it's like it's like a straight-up fucking cult in the middle of the desert for a week it's cool it's cool as fuck diet cult that's great dude tie it off we should do that next year but like take a different angle on it and kill ourselves no oh we look at either burning that would be the Burning Man or we just take everything we show up like a pillaging unit like Plus and we just fucking take every oh my god that'd be insane let's start another Burning Man like right next to his war and just raid them in a war not a war that's fucking genius thanks man you know I try I'm so happy I came up with that idea uh hold on it's happening it's happening already where's our fucking intern I'd rather he be here than you honestly yeah yeah Bernie man yes sir we're not gonna do it we're not gonna and you know I've been fucking out of the country for like a month and a half or the last two months you know I'm just like dude I'm not ready to go to the fucking desert and if you do one more goal they get in the desert for a week if you do one more cool thing I'm gonna block you on Instagram it's the last thing I need to see when I'm at work I know Marcus feels it last hunt was difficult yeah you're off doing cool shit too like I went to Chicago last week give me there you go Chicago I went to work every other day works that's cool super dope supremely fun yeah totally hey Cody was the last time you wrote code uh Barbara no no you know whatever you know what it was it was uh no wasn't it your Tai Lopez thing no no it was after that I wrote the website for this Oh I was giggling at your guys's podcast about like people getting into coding yeah I still get it yeah got a ton of DMS from that wait by the way Marcus now that you're here hope you guys don't mind I have some very intense JavaScript problems I'd like to work out right now just you and me I got them up on my phone here gotcha time yeah by the way or the cookies still ready yeah how the baby's cooking Marcus is making cookies right now so we're recording this with this like the fucking aroma of fresh cookies it's amazing isn't it is mmm biron cookies Carano cookies don't really mix up but coke it cheers you can't choose coffee but I just said Koki has anyone ever said Koki we're frying the coke no like my cocaina yeah okay I just picture like some little goofy 18 year old you guys any cutting Cokie that's my name for it she's crazy I don't know I'll cringe I'm making up characters here Jing speaking of characters let's replug this movie yeah so you're gonna shoot mid-september and shoot mid-september and honestly because so many people were like down to get involved we added scenes and like we completely expanded it so it's gonna feel like some Fargo shit with really a whore like like horror moments I'm like super pumped that's aweso how much did you add to it um a little bit really yeah like I'm gonna spend some money to like get it there doh yeah and I'm gonna be in it right you are yes should we talk about no we can't talk about my cam now no I don't gonna ruin it I don't want any he's told me he's told me what my cameo might be yeah and I'm excited for it you guys are just gonna have to I hate when people do that yeah you're gonna have to wait wait but you're not the way to see yours gonna lay him in front of me and expect me not to fuck for all the listeners I want you to observe how different Cody will be from this point forward that he cannot eat the cookie you hear foam in his teeth just just watch his eyes yeah if you're watching this on YouTube observe his pupils dilating right now it is you're just gonna be it's gonna be Marcus and Noel going over JavaScript yeah problems and just melt noises yeah [Music] [Laughter] these are these are double chocolates delicious double chocolate Camuto cookies cheers to that there's more to it but there's tears that we haven't and beards got to be bad dude I love the Sookie trailer hmm it's always ever seen from the oh my god are we plugging your fucking film again yes yeah I don't go for it oh you loved it appreciate it was made that I showed her my parents they were like holy shit wow this is awesome right yeah I know that um I will say that that that is the opening those are the opening shots they'll be different in the final but yeah oh really yeah yeah yeah that's a great shot thank you man you're gonna be in the opening shot too ooh oh my god oh my god that first version though what I just want everyone to know that Cody fucking barn from Ace 3 here daddy DUP oh yeah I mean the dad speak oh yeah on the version yeah no hit yeah he shot it and then he sent it to me and I was like dude this I didn't say it sucked I was like what like what is the point yeah I was being a little like like like meek about it I was like I want to make a movie you know yeah it was all like I wanna make a movie on that shit dawg you make better shit than anyone I've ever met anything that bruised being a bitch now whatever what I saw was good Thank You Man yeah no it actually it was good because it just forced me cuz I think that's the whole reason I don't like post a lot of shit is when the fucking cameras pointed at me I like seize up I don't know why you don't know in like if I'm just alone it's easy if like my friends are there if I'm like oh yeah Eric tur but it's just me in front of the camera I'm just like and no no me too me too me too because you can't get over how stupid you know you look yeah yeah I even even like vlog like vlogging and pointing the camera at you it's the exact same shit mm-hmm you know it's just like it's stupid while you're doing it the only time it's not stupid is after when you see the footage yeah that's when it becomes normal yeah while you're doing it is the most unnatural thing ever yep you should never be talking just to a camera like it's so fucking stupid yeah if that's so noticeable when you see people around here like walking holding this thing like way out I hate it I hate it so much yeah I can't wait till like like vlogging the it becomes like a market that just keeps evolving and they're just gonna see people walking around with like videographers and like shit on like 3-axis gimbals and like artists reset on that and yeah like a 360 camera like around their face they fucking go to school what's up guys we're here at the 14 angle vlog here and we're going to get some fucking cookies let's do this fucking shot of the city shot of us died oh my god vlogs are so bad oh there's no the worst content on YouTube I think I do die but obviously besides the good good vlogs besides the good vlogs and we all know that was a good vlogs or but like I follow a couple girls just cuz it's her heart on YouTube mmm here we can like like man I don't I mean I don't want to fucking call them out right now but it's just like like gym vlog yeah what are you really doing I know what it looks like I know what a gym looks like I know what it looks like to go to a gym I know what girls look like when they go to the gym I know it wouldn't exercises your you know what I mean yeah what why is it what in your mind is like this is content that people need to see this is a problem with YouTube is people just put out boring shit all the time and yeah I agree you got to make entertaining shit I agree I think even like you know that even when we would like vlog at work there are totally times that we're like we do shit and we totally scrap it but we dedicate like a lunch some goofy idea yeah and you cut are you going yeah yeah yeah I feel like you need to have that level of scrutiny we act you're making a vlog fucking I saw someone's vlog like a small Channel you know me I just create the Internet the Hallmark to me of a terrible vlog is when the camera is pointed at someone and they're talking about what they're gonna do and where they are yeah like it's a video just show it you don't have to say anything everyone's like so I'm in my car we know that and I'm gonna go get coffee just take cut to the coffee just show what the coffee looks like that's fucking awesome then you're like I'm in that city the city is beautiful point your camera at it you dummy put your fucking camera on it we didn't click that's the point of a fucking vlog to use video so when it's like 20 minutes of someone just like yeah and then I thing in that and then I think in that I don't have to go do that and then we're gonna go hang out with that it's like well I'm I bet we're gonna find out who you're gonna hang out with probably gonna see it yeah they're gonna come in the frame yeah so no I agreed not yeah eh not to say what this is funny that we're like scrutinizing like because I feel like it's kind of vain okay I told for people to be like I'm interesting enough for me two subjects I'll get coffee and people will want to watch that and we say that as we're recording fucking a pod yes yeah to cam which is the vainest thing never two cameras pointed right at us yeah just having an hour-long conversation about cookies and we're like people are gonna want to watch this shit this is the good shape fucking vlogs Jim vlogs no thank you cookie podcasts I'll take one place yes I wasn't that all goddamn day [Laughter] so everybody eat some cookies and then have a coffee and then we're gonna drink some beer and we're gonna cheer some more we're here in Venice is usually Marcus and not you okay all right the apartment is beautiful the apartments beautiful I wish you could see it cheers guys good to see you yeah always gave my lubbers here I'm actually gonna get out of here are you fucking joke in San Diego there's our friend named Ben we're on it we're on a we're on a boat a yacht like out on Lake Michigan like having a great time yeah and where everyone's partying everyone's having a great time often he goes yeah guys my uber is here I gotta yeah every single person he did that to was like oh no wait a minute wait what I knew the middle of fucking Lake by the time you were thinking that he was like god it's so good so then so then and this is like not even gonna make sense at all but then we just like we started saying it back at the apartment it's like did it like it was it totally ruined the joke but it became so fucking funny because of how not funny it was yeah and then we started dismissing each other like yo you said you had to go right like isn't your you bro that's great we just for three hours laughing our ass off so anyways guys i gotta bounce yeah it's totally cool should we talk about cryptocurrency a little bit because i just went in last week I bought $400 worth of light coins oh really yeah Wow I mean dirty baby you're the LTC right LTC yeah we made like a great call on Bitcoin in you yeah I bought Bitcoin fucking five years ago did I say this last time we talked about cryptocurrency no so when we the last time we talked about it when you talk about your miners and all that stuff right I it was like I was like I think I have some my you yeah oh yeah yeah so I like tried to sign into my coin base account couldn't get in cuz it's like the two-factor authentication whatever sells like whatever I probably don't have any fuck it I'm just not gonna worry about it and then fast forward like a week and a half and I was like wait maybe I did too two-factor authentication with my Google Voice number not with my phone number and so I tried it it worked I logged in and I had 0.7 Bitcoin which I bought for about for $70 I'm pretty sure her and now it's worth almost 3 grand yep here this camera oh can you smash that record on that one yes worth almost $3,000 more than that today it's like three thousand three hundred today yeah what yeah it's up and because of the split you got the other set of coins that you can't use for like a year or something like that but that went up to like 600 bucks it's down a little bit now but like you just made money out of nothing I'm skeptical about that one but ya know Bitcoin cash whatever pickle in cash yeah I remember that fuckin Chinese mining organization what do you have against Chinese mining organizations I mean it's it's the fucking CEO like I could be wrong about this I'm not totally educated on this but I believe it's this CEO who was running a mining outfit and he was trying to like the type of security he was going for you know it's like slower transaction times if a guy hits miners okay so I think he started Bitcoin cash and it's like a little bit of uh it's like a I don't know it was the phrase I'm looking for a fucking conflict of interest yeah very so survey yeah like he's mining but he's also starting this own coin and like people were saying like the notes for the coin respond up on like AWS like two weeks ago oh yeah very very sketchy stuff oh geez oh yeah okay so I'm glad I stuck with the fucking with the real one I'm pissed when it hit 1900 a few weeks ago I was gonna reload but I just like God you have some yeah you do alena and I have 0.4 okay cool yeah a little bit yeah when did you buy it um we bought a little high so we're not totally up but we only made some money huh yeah I don't know why I bought like when I was like it's the cheapest one and they all have the same fucking graph yes yeah maybe in like two years that'll go up mm-hm and I meant if it goes up the same percentage then I'm gonna make 10 grand or whatever the fuck it will but my opinion on crypto currencies isn't like no one really knows how this stuff I know right make them that get it yeah I mean everyone else from that point down to us is like speculate it's so funny like it's so it's so like hot right now yeah like everyone like we're in a coffee shop or whatever and I'm we were discussing like the fact that I had some Bitcoin that I bought five years ago but I first got into this shit and this guy turns around this guy that looked like blaze turnaround with warning sunglasses a snapback you turn around here's yo you talking about cryptocurrency oh fuck and I was like yeah and he was like yo that's the shit dude I've been reading all about that and I was like oh I bet I bet you have bro reading some wall street journal articles and bitcoins sure you are much like a digital thing right you can like yep that's it that's it yeah and that's not even like I know nothing about it this guy's knows nothing about it cuz I know nothing I don't know anything about this this is what I'm saying I'm just I'm just fucking buying the shit I've tried to dive I think um I think the big thing is the the technology the blockchain yeah I think that I think the right yeah right the blockchain yeah sure for sure you have one yeah yeah yeah we all got some blockchain yeah should I not do this am I being the fucking the guy right now actually yes and no everyone that is every programmer ever well yes and no yes and no one or the other answer any question not you know it depends they just repeat back what you said yeah so one approach is what you're talking about everything you just said but what I would do is this fucking word vomit and then by the end of it you're like alright really glad we could talk about how to change a color on this text man I really appreciate that when I was a kid and I would ask my dad for like help with my math homework he would show me like 16 different ways to do it and that's exactly what it's like when you ask a program well you could do it the easy way like you want to do or there's actually three better options I'll go through each and you can decide which is best and you find yourself for an hour just going like this right yeah yeah yeah yeah no yeah yeah yeah clone oh for sure Ya Ya bright blockchains right ah yeah it totally makes sense right yeah yeah that'd be cool yeah cool you're still going all right yeah all right yeah and now if you do it like that you could also they just told you how to do it in Python C++ a c-sharp actually here we're gonna hop out of JavaScript into the machine learning this and go everyone who doesn't know what these are just like let it ya know it's how to do it in Scala it's just just so everyone knows there are niche languages in programming that if someone mentions them you know you're in for some shit yeah you know it's kind of like someone bringing up like oh dude have you heard of this fucking this like scientific version of ketamine you're like ah boy here we go you better get a lecture know when you know it's coming on with programmers is like this blaze dude when he whipped around let's dude when it when it happens the program they do this like take their head bugs off everyone didn't see that Marcus just pretend to take his headphones off and push his chair back that's the worst you send a program or a question on fucking slack oh my god you send it to him on slack and you look over you ever do that I send the question and I look at their reaction I'm like please God no bones come off on like shit if I could hear that jaws music when a program question just solve this acne right we're gonna crash the whole thing don't worry about you're gonna hear like the deep trance what the fuck is it the programmers you ever typed in hacking music on YouTube tramp kills me it's a trap they're just like weird like fucking trip-hop like being on base man it's so fucking like why who is doing that it creeps me out this I've coded to trance before I mean trance is different trans like puts you in the zone cause it's like faster yeah write code fascinating ever ready anything you listen to like to the anime transfer it has like the girls I couldn't imagine that I can't work to that so no I'm like not productive at all with like no like I can work to trance cuz it's no lyrics like it's just like yeah you like kind of like mellow or like just get a true a transfer these cookies are these up for grabs now do it what is the fucking deal I'm government the biggest one let's see the war oh my god oh sweet lord where's listening to this morning commute is like fuck you guys I just brushed my teeth this is the most not texture I want to hear hmm everybody on a diet right now give it up great news ended by these cookies what are they double chocolate mm-hmm those sponsor us yeah double chocolate cookies I think I'm gonna start I think I'm gonna get to start reading ad soon I think happy dough how's it work do you pick things you're interested in or just dads come to you oh I think they got a sell I think they gotta sell ads yeah I like pitched my podcast to the company's you be like you want this person to read your dad and they're gonna watch it and go hell no absolutely absolutely not I'm just hoping to god me undies watches this I'm wearing them right now me undies I'm wearing your fucking thing he is I'm doing that for you right now for free there's a brand manager looking at this like one said fucking nope that's a yeah I'm sorry alright so you said fuck 478 times in this podcast do not send the cookie underwear the cookies so I'm the blockchain no you know what we talked about what the fuck are we gonna do for our show oh yeah our live show so we have a live show no Ellen I have a live show coming up in in September probably we haven't actually set the date just yet because my agents are like alright well figure out what you want to do and we'll set the date mm-hmm so we gotta figure out what the fuck we're gonna do should we brainstorm something yeah I mean I was thinking a live comedy said like with a theme yeah I mean like if there's a way we could like write material for this show or something that maybe is like takes insanely chill and like makes it live yeah I'm like yeah that's what I was singing mm-hmm cuz we could do a live podcast mm we'll do that all the time that could be interesting but I think I think it will be better as like a show not word is like sitting up there bands talking to each other like it's like something like we planned out before like where we like roast each other's something okay yeah like wig we have other comics on and then we each do a set you know and then we do like a combined set okay yeah yeah that'd be kind of cool right mm-hm wait I have two good Oh what do you need to combine set like you both not like we're all up there like like like Marcus you're up there to with us yeah yeah I've alway know about that I've always said I wanted fucking for like Marx's birthday I want to just put a blindfold on him and some noise cancelling headphones and then just put a piece of paper in his hand and deposit him at like the comedy store in the main room at like 7 o'clock oh my god I would shit myself and then just run up and pull off the headphones undo the bandanna and they just run back and he's just standing all the way at the front he's like oh shit how do you guys feel about black people no no no no no no no no just like the most uncomfortable set period dude so I went on Saturday and like the opener it was just rough like her I guess her job was just to like warm up the crowd and get everybody like yeah drinking and talking whatever and it was like she was sticking to her set but you know kind of bombing yeah yeah I told you bombing it wasn't hitting too hard but like I feel like most people would that would like deviate them a little bit from what they were doing but she was just powering right through that's the end got the natural time you have no choice yeah yeah when you're up there you have no choice but to keep going well if you're doing the only option you're doing a cold open like in my opinion cold open you got to do like five minutes a crowd worth like you have to make everyone feel insecure or like get them to open up yeah cuz cuz when the crowds cold like they feel like they can judge you you got to make them feel like yeah your fucking haircut sucks you fucking wore that stupid ass t-shirt you're not gettin fuckin laid tonight everyone god damnit and then they have to laugh themselves and then he's right yeah then you could talk about you yeah that fucking that only talked about that last show I did was like that I got up there I did cold-open cuz our hosts didn't show up oh who was bad oh dude wait I thought we talked about this on the podcast they're not like in real life not in the pocket oh not on the podcast yeah oh I don't think so what happened basically there's like this back row of like these Hicks from like Victorville which is like you know a desert city everyone who's not from California okay and then so it was like a bunch of people came to support someone in the show but I got up there and like I brought a few people but no one knew the fuck I was so there's like hmm so I started doing material and you like wasn't hidden so I just turned and just started like pretty much like roasting everybody and like that's the only way I got him laughing yeah like something like some lady I said something about men she was like I don't need one and I was like oh you hear that and I was like like how do you really feel like let's talk about it and then she said something she's like you want to find out I was like no I'm good I don't need crazy everyone started giggling I'm like if anyone wants to put their dick in crazy tonight it's right there I mean people went for it this is pretty funny to him but some of the comics were like saying some like really racist stuff to people of course and like I was just waiting for somebody to like stand up and like get on stage not really he was who can you like bite can I like to say what he said is that like biting female cop smash that it's my Stella I mean now you know you can yeah maybe yeah right yeah he was making a lot of jokes about Mexicans very specifically and like he picked out three people and like they were the only people that raised their hands when he said they were Mexican and he just drove on him for a second I was like what'd you do you got spread around the room I don't know it's tough dude dude spread the racism racism around the room you got to hurt everybody you can't just do it got to make it fair ground work I don't know how people do fucking crowd work man it's I mean it's tough I think you're like you just do it a few times and then like you just and I also think like if you have like a set know the truth the true crowd work is like being able to actually like make jokes on what they say yeah yep because I've been thinking like ii-i've been thinking of like a few like I guess a canned responses that like no matter what they say I have a funny follow-up yeah right uh-huh but a person that's like crystally that's able to just get up get up there and just like riff off what they're saying yep it's like that's like actual crowd work yep or like you know you know what to me is like as a comedian when I see I even hesitate to say that but like when I see comedians like doing crowd work and then I can tell they're setting up to weave that crowd work into their material I feel like when you're like when you performed comedy on stage you can see it happening that to me on my inside I'm always like oh god man don't do it it's like oh yeah you're fucking your fat let me tell you about being fat like that was so not natural he said you're the only person that could tell probably yeah just true yeah anyway did we have focus on this camera before we started uh maybe oh my god people want me to check and then that's fine it's just this is what I mean I'm just so bad if fucking shit it's alright it's this one camera's gonna be so clear the other one's gonna be super blurry the bleary-eyed edition yeah baby we're all a little bit hungover I am at least cheers tiny bit I fucking this is my this was split and how much yeah alright guys my movies here I gotta go this was supposed to be my first beer in six days and I ended up behind Evan I had detox when I was in Whitefish Wow straight up didn't have it anything what was that like it was the first new day he's like yeah beautiful oh really wonderful shakes no no she just you know coming off a big weekend yeah you know it was like a flu and it's just like a little bit stressful going back to fucking LAX cuz the worst goddamn airport it really is on earth yeah really it really fucking has start to finish it fucking blows I've flown because I've now I've flown into LAX so much in the past like two months I keep seeing the same shit the same problems having over and over again mm-hmm like I we landed yesterday the flight was kind of fine but we landed we taxied forever to get to terminal 6 because it's so far away the guy couldn't work the jet bridge again the same shit happened on my flight from Barcelona a month and a half ago we're just sitting on the flight and we're like why isn't anyone getting off in there like sorry we can't open the door there's no one to drive the jet bridge let just get a jet bridge guy just get a guy to do the jet bridge why isn't her jet bridge guy you should have a jet bridge guy to every fucking gate it should be a shared jet bridge guy that just fucking hey where's where's the jet bridge guy where's the why does you ever sound it it's fucking annoying man when I lied I want to get off the damn plane I don't think your jet manager how do you not have a jet bridge guy sorry just fucking short on jet bridge guys he's driving the jet bridge over there another thing no it's true become reject bridge should have a fucking guy you know who at LAX is I think it's like going to fucking Walmart three employees to run the entire fucking thing yeah yeah there's always something you know it was fucking dumb when Elena and I came back from Thailand we landed early thirty minutes early were like fuck yeah we're early is great and enjoy the day they're like um the international terminals don't open till 11:00 sorry we tried to wait for people to clock in what it was like Saturday morning like fuck that dude you should you guys should be starting at 9:00 what do you just sit there you check papers like what do you need that extra fucking sleep for he is so annoying landing it early is actually never know it's you know I just end up sitting there there's figuring out what the dead ridge dude is yeah I got honestly rather be in the air than just sitting like so close to the airplane can fucking taste it good taste freedom there I can see it there's nobody to drive the fucking jet bridge did you hear what happened I forget what airport it was but two air Airlines like stayed too long in the runway and like one lost power and it was like super hot inside and they called like passengers called 9-1-1 to bring it to the air like the plane and that's how they got off is it was like an emergency and they like open the doors and got them off so just next time call 9-1-1 on yourself I'm gonna do that um they don't have a fucking jet bridge guy to LAX i'm calling 9-1-1 they're like ah shit someone snuck in every i got again we gotta get in what's your emergency i mean i'm in LAX and there's no jet bridge guy and they're like uh sir we get this a lot we're dispatching fire trucks now all you have to say we're at la we'll get you off that plane sir we're on our way okay set 45,000 units over to LAX we got a call choppers let them out of the plane you fucking assholes why don't you have a jet bridge guy everyone at LAX is like you'll never take them gotta be easy to drive a jet bridge just fucking Drive it have you seen the controls it's one joystick yeah it's one fucking thing put it at the plane open the fucking door try let me get off use your intuition try it buddy all the controls at a fucking at airports like for anything just looks like a like an arcade fucking left down right up a strong point strong kick get it the fuck in there he's a quarter slut yeah another thing is it's funny like the the I guess like balance between like what TSA it's like is it a customer service job that war is it not and I you know like their job is to keep us safe but they're also like client-facing like you have to like some people are like I couldn't fucking believe it I went through on the way to Kalispell or whatever I have no line for security so I was like sick well there was like for security like lions yeah ever very short lines for each of them I got in the third one and I was like just hope praying or this would be the right one you know the other ones had like babies in them and shit yeah I was like all right this one is like single people I'm gonna go on this one me and this guy we're the last ones to go through they closed it behind us and so and then so basically the guy checking my bag saw something in my bag that he wanted to check so he like dispatched my bag and a bag check or whatever and then they closed the lane and everyone left so I'm standing there for 20 minutes me and this guy are staying there like can we get someone to check our bag and this guy's like sir we are trying our best and then and then I'm like okay fine so we'd wait for another 5 minutes or like yo we've been waiting here for 20 minutes like someone needs to come check our bags he said fine I'll fucking do it and I'm like okay so that's trying your best yeah poor you we're not trying your best if you could just do it you should have just fucking done it what a me trying your fucking best no you're not there's always one that's like managing them I pacing around with his hands repeating the rules yeah and court at one time play it done he's such an asshole about it shoes oh yeah hands - back shoes off everybody it's like I know dude everyone here has been on an airplane before we know how to fucking do this he goes is there water in your bag because every single provide would there be water in my bag if I had water it would be in my hand wringing it you can take your laptop or you can leave your laptop in on pre-check yeah that's why I got it why I got it that was the only reason I got it any liquids or gels yup not taking them out because you never ever catch those things like matter so what was in your back did your heart like saying yeah my fucking microphone oh my big-ass microphone that I used to do my like individual one my blue mic I take that now I travel with it so I'd like in case I want to do a podcast or whatever a video and ever I'm no I'm not not doing that anymore because every single time they see and they take it out in their like it's a giant dildo yeah oh it's a bomb what did they do mMmmm he was like what's what's this thing do you have a podcast or something I like yeah he looks around he's like not not gonna lie I pulled you over here huge fan my name is Darren how you doing fuck yeah hey let me just go about my day he's like okay okay well I will do an episode right now that's my deal to you right now right here right now fuck Siri yes I had that happen one time in customs no way I swear to God I pull up I show the guy my passport in my this is to get back into the states for me it's fucking hard to get back in the States every time every time they look at my visa and they go oh because I have I have a it's called an extraordinary person visa it's the visa you get for like acting and entertainment not accurate not accurate at all but every time I come through they look at and they go oh so what do you do and they ask me all these questions because it's like it's like if you get stamped once then I'm good right just let me through you think like you would think but every time it's a fucking nightmare this one time I'm going back and I'm going through customs and the guys like wait a minute are you are you is your dad Greg when I was like yeah he's second I'm living in your house right now I was like what is good what's really good say what what did you just say he's like yeah man I'm living at the time we were selling my old house that I'd grown up in we're selling it and my parents had moved to a new place I was this was like only a couple years ago so I've been you know away from home forever and he was like yeah and so base my parents couldn't sell my old house so they just arted renting it out got it and the US Customs basically they'll fly people because the US Customs in Calgary is in Calgary so they'll just like contract US border agents to work in Calgary for like months at a time and littles rent out houses for them huh he's like yeah he's like I'm living in your house right now I was like that's crazy they can't my son's playing with your xbox I was like tell your son get off fuck off fuck away from my xbox right now mom dad what are you doing what's going on get that fucking kid away from my xbox how about that I was like dude this is cool and all and it's like a crazy coincidence just can you let me into the state even though even though this is a funny conversation you're still a border agent I just want to get just want to go into the country bottom is my flight so why don't we just make that happen and sharing flying fucking sucks man I'm just ready to be just never I'm real private line Brian D I know private we got to get rich enough to fly private yeah it's the only way you know you can take those private jets to Vegas like two hundred bucks yeah those are pretty little seem pretty dope jets whatever right up yep they wait her back that's all I do make sure you're not too heavy like bring the plane down or doing dude they they one of the companies I was at one of the like launch breakfast or something and they were like we'll have you in Vegas before you get on the plane at LAX Wow and we did they took us up you just drive straight into the parking lot you park your car get off you get straight under the jet and you just go that's ten minutes later that's what it should be and then they have like beautiful service on board really my god champagne oh wow I didn't think they did yeah champagne the thing dude I think we do that yeah let's go to Vegas Labor Day weekend and let's do that it's worth it to me yeah anyways donate to my patreon please my film please go fund me.com slash to - film I'm gonna I'm gonna set something up cut he's gonna throw it in the description yeah yeah Marcus you're gonna make something nice that record bang dude why does your camera turn off every five fucking second cause it's from it's fucking it's like eight years old true true ok so what if what are we gonna do when North Korea shoots a missile at us that's why I've written down well I mean I've already gone into this at length okay what have you have you been wear that fucking video I did and that one just went right under the radar okay I did a video that you did and deleted no no no I posted one called World War meme oh right right yeah yeah no I mean I don't know dude I think the best they're gonna do is hit Alaska yeah so no coming for us they've said they're coming for us LA yeah Wow we just said wow that was fucking jinx jinx you owe me a soda why would they if they could why would they hit Alaska just to do it like this is where everyone on the west coast is yeah I mean yeah that'd be a good way to commit terror you know fear us but yeah I think we gotta have the technology to shoot that shit down I mean we do what it's never been tested okay all right yeah never had to shoot anything down yeah were you guys here when that big like intercontinental missile was flying up and down the coast you have no just like people were like do we wait when was this like didn't the Navy said like immediately like this is not us testing and then they were amended it and said like we were testing an intercom down you know intercontinental missile yeah it was like two years ago yeah they're testing like an ICBM look at pictures of it it looks like Halley's Comet or something just like going through the sky but it's moving yeah it's huge and it's like that it's crazy so that's what it would be coming at us this crazy big white thing in the sky I hope to god that doesn't happen I mean you can if it happen you just gotta cross your fingers youse gotta cross your fingers that doesn't happen or no no that that when it hits like the radius doesn't get to you yeah like I'm hoping they target downtown okay I'm saying a lot of big bill it's like a nuclear bomb is its incinerate all fucking now let's go it's 20 mile fucking okay go out and shit okay I think it would get all of us that's the whole point right wouldn't ice cover LA I wouldn't hit all of LA they blow it up in the air it doesn't hit the ground and it like colors oh yeah that's right no yeah it hits it can hit like up to 20 individual targets so yeah probably take it why would they do that why are they working on it I don't know beef would north you know Han time in what's-his-face Dennis Rodman went over there and made everything good no no let me go fix everything he plates the basketball games I love basketball dude have you ever looked at like North Korean like folk tales they're hilarious no they talked about like a kim ill sung like the original like dad like being in the NBA and like dunking on over a gold bird and like weird shit like that it's super funny but it's a it's a it's a pissing contest like each leader has to prove that he's about it more and more about it yeah really bout that lie really about that life so like the first two like they said a dictatorship they starve people they're like on this motherfuckers ruthless I got to the kid and they're like oh you know you guys been saying you gonna blow some shit up for 20 years when's it gonna happen so he's like I'm really about that life I'm worried about his son his son is gonna be like all right nuke I guess like he'll do it against his will yeah shitty yeah oh okay World War three let's I don't know man but here's the thing I don't think you're really about that like oh yeah I am I am where the nukes there we go look at that I've thought about that like now it all depends wanted to get that technology cuz I think they buy like old Russian missiles and like so all their shit looks like it's from fucking 1970 so they might have an ICBM but there's no telling that halfway through like it's fucking yeah the screws start coming out there's probably a guy writing it making sure it's gonna come up over there look at the saddle and a fucking oxygen tank electrical airplane just like it's falling apart is so cool he's wearing like a you know like the do raggy like airplane freezing fucking cold some fucking Wiley coyote operation oh my god dude that's totally what its gonna be like it's not gonna be it's not gonna be this polished first world fucking beautiful like those Moab's I was tweeting about oh my god dude West Coast Customs got on those fucking fucking candy paint on those shits were clean you put those colors on a Cadillac you're gonna win a fucking car show it should look like plus ones car like they come in this on the missile night but wait check this out heard you like basketball so we added a basketball court inside the Moab pit my moab holy shit what what can they bring back some fish tank they do the before now you know at the end when they do the before and after he's like standing next he's a junkie he's just like about to blow up the west coast with X to the Z and today we pimping out the Moab goddamn kim jeong-hoon [Laughter] would you understand this shit over the water so we put a fucking life raft in the middle of it so you can sit in the life raft while you watch you go over there fucking hit la intercontinental put a surfboard right on it we put it we put a surf wave machine in it so you could surf why you serve it I don't even [Laughter] dude candy painted Moab really fucking shit or fire man though the Orang the orange on the US one was dope that's it is they had one that was orange and one that was green damn did you just take there's a whole cookie levy come crumbs cuz he knows I'm like I'm like oh you think watch i watch eyes my eyes it's like you know that laugh you know you know that last like when you're eating dinner and you get like an appetizer and you know there's four people when it comes with three or maybe actually know there's four people and it comes with five yes so everyone gets one of theirs that last one and everyone's like it was like no with their eyes you know you did no that's fine everyone's like staring at it you can tell everyone fucking wants it and then one person has the ball just like sticking their mouth in the other people like I should have had the ball so we're not splitting the check this is fucking comedian still laughing from that shit PK comedy it talks about how in Asian culture like that's a problem like they can never get a bill paid because it's always like no I'll pay now I'll pay we're like with food it'll never get finished because they keep splitting it and sharing it and it gets down to this last piece that cannot be split so no one wants to be rude he's like I fucking Americans are fucking shitty because you're like you know we do the same custom like now you have it and Americans go okay I was like yeah sounds about right it's so true dude so when we get in the studio fuck I really want to get this week let's do it yeah this week yeah just boom lock up so do new song or yeah oh oh oh I thought you meant like a office no no dude we're getting us what are we getting in the booth asked in the just consider this week yeah what do you guys have planned what's next you should leak a tracklist tracklist don't exist number one a queef on the tracklist we finna queef yeah decent interlude school you can I do the interludes with us yeah yeah you can do this no up skits yeah skits show them nobody listens to on an album well I miss those though why there they were great there are some skits dude that like there's one fucking group called helter skelter probably no no no East Coast rap group whatever they got duchamp price another dude named rock they got a sketch where they're talking about a Snickers bar it's just like yo don't never eat a Snickers bar be that shit look like my dead god I don't never ever want to see you eating a Snickers bar son and they're just talking about how they don't want to like homies either Snickers bar dude that shit the first time I was rolling it is like it's just just like a stand-up bit right in the middle of this fucking album I was crying and I never ate Snickers bar today they're great like it splits up the song something hilarious usually it's not though did like it doesn't a new like logic album have a bunch of fucking skits it know what's the one that has a bunch of skits in it that came out recently rap album I forget um shitty like ruins of flow you just gotta fucking that to be good yeah they're just like they're never good they can't they can't just be like you know I'm in the studio talking on the phone like there has to be some they basically need a comedy writer yeah yeah yeah which we are not so doesn't Drake just do like it's which we are not so we will have no skit say it something do you listen to the booty tape I know it's good okay I was really funny some of that okay it's good all right he's it's just like he's funny whose is the ugly guy ugly guy yeah ugly just fucking fine I wanted a peep it yeah he's a funny dude like all those raps are like just ridiculous and funny I like aynd of like that right now that rappers are like more of them are showing like their sense of humor yeah cuz it used to be like select rappers are known to be funny but now like a lot of them like I think this was dope like not all rappers take themselves too seriously yeah so yeah I know I agree I think we should just like yeah we need we need casual comedy rap I think that's what we should yeah and it's like you yeah all the tags we get on Twitter like ah yeah hey hey I'm not freestyle to beat hey I'm not resounding either yeah I added a little a waiting okay yeah I don't have a kick drum right now but show me the reality Chiefs know priests a little bit now that I happen what night hey get it that day hey hey Nick kitchen yeah I'm really sad I think I'm not gonna make it and I'm very sad about life well I got dark um dude wait I was thinking on the way over here this could be funny or it could be really bad we should try it again Marcus is like the best I think programmer out of all of us right now I was thinking Marcus should conjure up like a funny ass code test and then we take it and obviously we're gonna fucking suck right now no not right now as a bit so Marcus but the questions and the problems kind of have to be funny you know I'm saying okay like how would you blow your own dick pick something like that like just it's something real real tough or you know whatever and I thought that this could be really funny I can put it together yeah yeah either that or we do the thing we always talked about doing setting a timer for an hour like either get super drunk or super high or whatever and then just try to make a app you know oh yeah that film the whole thing yeah I still want to just fucking fail it's so bad what we need to be do like an episode of the podcast or something where we do that know what we need to do that but we also need to have the asides we're like one person steps out of the room and the cameras on it and we like like cross-eyed like explain my god overarching motive for the app or something we really think this is gonna be hard gonna fix issue of like needing to pee with one hand put the phone down can give you a target that you compare to in the urinals can be really awesome this entrepreneur drunk entrepreneurship we gotta go now your other counter stop this is just like the janky Accession never bootleg you seen this motherfucker on YouTube that like does the longest videos ever like he'll like read every word in the dictionary yeah like yeah does a shit ton of them he watched he watched it's every day bro for like like 18 hours or something it was insane and film the whole thing wash it over and over and over again how many people watch this stuff the millions like millions of years what yeah this ad revenues be insane I know he just puts 4000 ad so you just saying he just fuckin went to like the highest degree is like oh you guys won't watch time here we go hey what's up guys I'm gonna be paying for 23 days it's how I would watch that let's get through that maybe it's gonna maybe something different will happen I don't know he does that shit it since the kids it's just a fucking mental torture he counted to like a million or yes decade oh my god what didn't YouTube do that they up there like time limit that was like a couple years ago right I think you know but like infinite videos on there it's crazy wait have you ever dude maybe this is just me when I was a kid you know and I was like learning about numbers and they told me about numbers like a million or a hundred thousand and like I'm like does anyone ever counted to this before like who was the first person to get there you know what I'm saying like who was that and then I like an on the spectrum thought yeah I mean I'm completely there yeah but how do you know those numbers not real yeah yeah no one's ever counted yeah is it really is it really not then I always had this weird like fantasy of calculating how much time it would take to count to that number I'm like this right so the fact I saw someone do it I'm like thank you it like satisfied a part of my childhood am I finally someone did it yeah thank fuck you watch you watch the whole weight off my back like me I was growing up why has no one counted to ten million yeah someone's got to do it but he's gonna do the waters gonna do the white here this can't just be a number that we've never tested before how do we know yeah my fucking face hurts we can move about to wrap this up my face or something chuckling what do we have only had an hour let's rock another five yeah you're rockin on the five what are we talking about I don't know man do it just keep going we could talk about you know what I was watching their day love Isle I said no yes no no actually I fucking finished I like just I'm like done with that show ah I watched half the season someone ruined it for me and now I have no desire to continue interesting wait can i play some that's been ruined for me yeah okay it's happening it's happening right now [Music] now I can't get this cheers my overs here yeah you guys I gotta jet it's been real good to see you dude are you for real oh fuck just got rejected no anyway sorry video those video games bro why well completely ruined yep fucking right no oh yeah really no swear really swear on really ah I go over your house if I show up at your house tonight at midnight nope I can guarantee you you're gonna be faded as fuck no playing overwatch no you know what Noel does is he'll play overwatch too much from here x4 one day he'll delete it from his PlayStation so that if he wants to play it again he has to read down the whole thing you know all the updates and then you can play it so it yes he never really ends up doing it every day and it just takes three hours long no no no so it's terrible is they like they open up the pipe when you download the app so it's like a 10 gig whatever so my fucking my down speed on my Internet's amazing so I'll like be where I'll be cutting a video and I'm like okay I'll just download in the background this you know whatever I'll play when it's done and it'll be like pink done I'm like well let's see that was supposed to have an hour from now now I have to fucking play but I swear to god it's been why is it been run it described you want to know somebody said of ASA I do okay good huh uh-huh you want to serve ASA what's that Dundee is that undated that no in the fridge you don't know cheers well no sir butjust yeah he didn't just cheers me how is it ruined for you um that's such a sweeping thing to say about video games dude okay so I've played all the fucking rage-inducing formats of video games so I just like it's like a couple days ago I was playing I was getting really fucking frustrated I'm like why do I play this like why do you do something to get angry and I just that it just turned me off from it like permanently that like inevitably happens when you're playing multiplayer online there's always the level you just can't get past yeah how is somebody who takes it so seriously that they're way better yeah well and I was telling Cody about this like I can't really flesh a fucking full premise over this but it's just like it to be playing that and then have a thirteen-year-old like yelling at me like trying to manage what I'm doing I'm like I'm a fucking grump person I don't need this shit so like I'm you know I have a podcast thank you very much yeah and I'm a grown man I have a podcast I don't even have a podcast I go on one I'm a youtuber you do not need to yell at me this way thank you very much skinny penis - you're welcome I think we're getting too old for video games elsewhere that definitely don't say a chest we're talking about getting uh Nintendo switch that's different though way more juvenile know what so we can play Zelda well I mean how is that I was thinking like Mario Kart shit like that that's casual you know what we were at the other day like pre-gaming or something and we were like god I wish we had fucking Mario Party yeah did you know we didn't like on GameCube Mario Puzo oh yeah best like social setting game where you have just fucking sit down a game played with like five people drink a beer it's just so much fun yes I saw this video on reddit I was fucking crying there's a bunch of dudes playing Mario Party and the title the video is what are the odds so it's like all these dudes in a room and here's some guy like oh ok fucking you need 10 you need to hit a 10 it's the last turn of the game dude hits a 10 every wow he gets he lands on like this um it's like a fucking one of those minigames yeah where it could like totally change the outcome of the game so he lands on it then he get to the thing and one of the one of the rare options is like it'll it'll reverse two people's positions so to like swap all the stars all the coins oh yeah so I was like this dude right before all that was happening he was like there's literally no way I can lose so he fucking he lands on the space then it was like reversal reversal he hits it the whole fucking road she's like I could hear the guy who said there's no way I could lose I could just hear him dying and so I didn't say a word he's just like oh my fucking god oh my fucking god it was the best game and yeah game is super violent everyone's controllers like a broken dick yes yeah fucking viagra for your controller you're just faded he'll be up in a second do you guys hear that they're doing an n64 classic there's rumors no even I did I did hear that yeah that's gonna be great by the fuck out of that this is all to do instant instant buy 100% yep are we gonna get zelda when we gets the switch I think you have to write what else is there for that I don't know I don't know it's there better be more shit though I'm kind of stoked on it I was watching like when I first came out I was watching videos and shit and it felt like I was a child again everyone is dope really my god you know all kinds of people are like the switches fire really yeah all kinds of people thought yeah gamers non-gamers that's dough so let's talk about this fucking trailer you made okay the last time we were on the podcast really I'm gonna cut a trailer a horror trailer do you see it no oh he was like I'm gonna go through all the team 10 vlog footage and cut together like a horror trailer and and everyone like all the comments everyone like tweeting no I'll like do it do it you have to do it you have to do it then fucking did you post it yeah it's so good it's so fucking good yeah my plate we get better here that's North Korea right there let's watch apps herb yes we can like do the fucking video or whatever but up you guys watch that people who are listening go back and go to Noah's channel it's on the channel that's up there man it's fucking hilarious and the thing the funniest part about it is that like you like the whole the footage just makes it like the cabbage itself is scary yeah always all I did was I just colored it dark because that's the thing Jake Paul's vlogs like they're obviously they're colored very bright so I just changed the color tone a little bit and then added a vignette so did you just yeah some parts I put a vignette good like that hyper focus and just like you know obviously I'm like dramatis eyes and some of the shit he's doing but it's just like it is creepy to live in that environment though is fucking crazy and and a lot of people were like oh my god how many hours of footage did you go through honestly I didn't have to go through that much I would just look at the title and I would skip through and you could find almost just any point you drop in on the vlog something weird is happening and how uncomfortable all of their conversations are is fucking crazy when I watch it like I watch some other team ten vlogs of guys just making content they're like all 18 but this part of them seems like they're dead inside like it's a very sad fucking thing I got really depressed yeah and like the to the Martinez twins yeah felt real bad for them they get fucked with very hard really like all you fuckers don't speak English so say shit to him that they clearly don't understand it's just like this is as bad as a bad situation all of them should not be in that environment it is a whore yeah it's a fucking live together is that yeah scenario yeah yeah yeah and we're talking about Jack again yeah whatever man he's used to it you don't care every time every fucking fucking loves it who gives a shit I actually have an idea for a video oh boy I want to do with you after this it'll take it'll take no time 30 seconds no longer than that okay it'll be funny though I think look I think let's hope let's fucking help that's fucking home yeah man so well should we wrap it up yeah I think so let's do it Rock feel if it's been super real very it's been very real guys I think we're almost at a thousand reviews on iTunes I think really no mom guys get in their thing drop one in well it's actually been crazy like we've been popping out we've been staying like this podcast is like been 30 on the charts or something for like the last that's five weeks dope yeah it's crazy that's great people seem to be digging it so if you like it guys leave a five star review let's let's just crank it past a thousand that's all I want and then I'll stop fucking asking yep yep and speaking of asking for things donate to the patreon patreon how come - cody KO follow me at cody KO and follow the Twitter yeah insanely underscore chill yeah because you know I'm posting shit although you know I don't know and follow and donate to Noel Suki film yes you you plug your own shit yeah donate to my film it's gonna be dark comedies gonna be fucking awesome go fund me.com slash Sookie - film I promise you is the hardest I'm never work on anything until my next movie he's almost there it's almost there thousand less than two thousand bucks yeah oh it's like 2500 but about 25 bucks that's not dates 23 actually yeah twenty-three hundred bucks yeah throw five on it those are stripper money on or whatever yeah so we can fly private to Vegas and a couple weeks yeah you know just not make a movie at all no I'm just kidding we're gonna make a movie please donate and Marcus anything you want to plug yeah I don't have anything to plug it all but my love you guys I don't know do I you [Applause]

Channel: Insanely Chill

Views: 458,782

Rating: 4.9558978 out of 5

Keywords: comedy, noel miller, marcus molchany, long form, cryptocurrency, crypto, programming, podcast

Id: x4Hw3aH0O9Y

Length: 72min 14sec (4334 seconds)

Published: Mon Aug 07 2017

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Is the "old man" thing an inside joke?