How is Twitter free? #33

what's up guys it's ten-year-old anime girl and welcome back to another episode of the Netflix hit series how is Twitter free the series where we take a look the most funny and epic tweets on Twitter comms so yes sit back relax and enjoy my girlfriend tried getting on top of me while making out but I quickly kicked her to the ground nobody takes high ground from me not one founding father had a Gucci belt classic fourth of July tweet varna Del Rey's summertime sadness has reentered the US iTunes chart despite being released seven years ago is everyone okay I am now selling my bathwater this is what humanity has come to get yours here at www.astifinancial.com this is the only time I'm ever gonna bathe I'd much rather buy call me Carson's bath water than Belle Delphine's I'm not gonna lie this dog is named after the last thing you ate what's his name Belle Delphine's bathwater Alabama man 35 is charged with illegally owning an attack squirrel he fed meth and cooled these nuts just another day in New York City oh my god this is so sad I might actually start crying guys another Disney star hit rock bottom pray for ratatouille y'all fourth of July yacht party 21 plus dudes $100 ladies free girls with boyfriends $500 hit me up for more details after party at my crib only the most epic Call of Duty gamers will understand those tweets a girl's group chats is possibly the most dangerous place to be the subject of they service buzzing tweets out saying who's down and you don't want to take a look at this Friday September 20 if at 3 a.m. to 6 a.m. storm area 51 they can't stop all of us and I think it's like one of those Facebook events you can invite your friends to we will all meet up at the area 51 alien Center tourist attraction and coordinate our entry if we Naruto run we can move faster than their bullets let's see them aliens ten point five thousand people going 19.8 some people interested if anybody want to go to this with me I think this is a joke by the way guys okay like you didn't hear this from me don't actually try this fainted never spoke of this okay I'm not trying to get the FBI at my front door summer 2019 is going to be so fun me so far don rickles passed away before he was able to record any dialogue for Toy Story 4 rather than replacing him Disney reviewed 25 years of material from the first free films video games and other media they were able to assemble enough dialogue to cover the entire film Disney is built different spending my Sunday flexing on kids selling lemonade what's a bad habit you have when texting accidentally ignoring someone for so long that by the time I see the message again it would actually be rude to reply to it so selling your bathwater deep throating cucumbers twerking with rats and tasting food in stores and putting it back is hot girls summer laughing my ass off expected no less from the gender that eats the Apple next up keeps our tweeted saying f you guys he's pretty mad and this is why society if drama alert never existed yeah thanks a lot keemstar come on colony I make women go out and buy furniture saying [Music] yeah I'm pretty sure Kim signed Ramallah it's the reason for global warming as well hey sup this girl tweets out saying he's too good to me luckiest girl in the world so she tweeted out saying need a relaxing week away in the Sun and it's dude who I assumed as her boyfriend quoted this tweet saying check your emails and this is the email II Center cui booking confirmation just kidding oh my god guys relationship goals so cute petition to make this the national anthem for Mars original Halo theme song 17 seconds in can we get your blessing either musk my mind is blown pics are known to hide Easter eggs in their movies hinting our future releases in this scene in Toy Story you can see woody the star of Toy Story 4 which wasn't sheets of he released for another 23 years my worst nightmare is being pregnant for nine months just to pull out the baby and it looks just like me the aasa' have wrote there anyone with more than 30,000 social media followers will be considered a celebrity for the purposes of the advertising rules this is a super interesting read and it's highlighting the ASA's changing attitude to influencers get out my way celebrity coming through alright guys we need to get my Twitter followers from 19,000 to 30,000 so I can flex on everybody that I'm a celebrity going to find me right now actually don't do it right now do it in like two days time so you don't ruin my youtube watch time Cheers Blueface kicked his mom out of his house and called her a cloud chaser I'm actually giving birth to someone and they call you a cloud chaser if you were born before 1996 you are a millennial if you're born after 2005 your gen Z if you're born in between then you are an honorary member of the Black Eyed Peas next up we have my most popular tweet of all time with nine thousand likes oh my god I'm so famous anyway I to our saying every gamer girls weakness this is it's the most incredible minecraft bedroom I've ever seen in my life and honestly like everyone was going crazy over this man the meaning I'm bout it explode is going to have a whole new meaning on that bed I just bought a fortnight skin with code fainted swag now put me in a video or else a bro thanks now I can go and buy some epic Gucci flip-flops I really appreciate you bro also known as everyone's a weakness that's right it's not just gamer girls who a week when they come across this bedroom we're talking everybody like even your maths teacher ceases bedroom is just like oh my god this is how PewDiePie's room is looking after gaming week gaming month gaming gear gaming decade gaming century Garry velarium gaming he on gaming eternity okay you guys keep going all I don't understand well round of applause please shout out the homie PewDiePie love you bro I literally just bought a Minecraft torch I wasn't joking why I said this is every gamer girls weakness next up poutine tweets are saying seems accurate and this is what you gonna see recommended rhythm and blues topic jouji on the left and right and I'm just sitting there in the middle randomly TNC a mic rapper idiot SIA cruises dynamite if you actually care about the planet please stop using toilet paper and switch to reusable toilets gloves oh man I have no words for this I'm alone at home and ran out of toilet paper what's to move tweeted from sitting in the bathroom well I would have recommended using the reusable toilet glove Berta classify actually found stuff even better to wipe his ass with Overmind we good figured it out oh no that dog better stop running real quick a small price to pay for salvation can we get fainted to play Club Penguin next how is Twitter free 60 FPS gameplay alright guys we didn't get many likes in the last episode so I'm gonna start begging for likes again for this video gets 20,000 likes I will use Club Penguin gameplay in the next episode yes Club Penguin games unlike me stroking me classes gameplay at this point Texas Walmart has arms employee guarding Blue Bell ice cream from liquors you better watch out kids you better be careful supports our troops and by the way just in case anybody's confused I'm very surprised if you are but just in case somebody recently got in a lot of trouble for recording himself licking an ice cream tub like this she opening it up licking the ice cream and in putting it back in the freezer and I think they're facing like up to 20 years in prison so that's a pretty epic gamer moment am i right how many waffles does it take to change a lightbulb - no I mean free weight is definitely - official Twitter feed of a lexer rious one knee right I was so unfunny just kidding Amazon please sponsor me I love you these are the DMS I get from guys I just notice your AVI looks like a frog trying to hold the elevator open okay that's actually really really scary oh my god take a really close look at this image guys and tell me you don't see a frog opening up some elevator doors when someone replies to your sarcasm with even better sarcasm why do people lick their fingers before turning the page in a book and not just lick the whole corner of the book 2019 is 50% completes okay that's actually kind of scary when you put it like that anyways guys that's it for this episode of house 2 it's free I really hope you didn't enjoy and as always guys if you're new around here they've gets subscribed to this channel hop into the house for the free playlist and send me your funny tweets it's sad on Twitter don't forget guys 20,000 likes and I'll use some Club Penguin gameplay in a next episode mix it up a little bit you know Club Penguin first game ever dude I really appreciate you guys and all the support you give me in this series and with having said I'll see you all in the next video have a great day guys and I'll see you later much love peace [Music] [Music]

Channel: Fainted

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Id: 1H6r__yYy44

Length: 10min 43sec (643 seconds)

Published: Sun Jul 07 2019