STUPID FACEBOOK POSTS #1

my sister passed away last night's prayers please for my family wow what a great choice of background image to accommodate a post on Facebook telling everybody that somebody in your family has died free dimensional emoji poop oh yeah November 2nd I am thankful for minions of course I had to make sure to get this one in there how could you not be as I lay here sick in bed what can cheer me up the most minions my favorite color is yellow second favorite is blue it is just fitting I practically a minion myself these little guys are just the cutest so heard it was fine putting your phone in the microwave to charge it's my charger broke yesterday my battery is pretty low so I thought I'd give it a go this happened could anyone tell me what type of eggs can I get my lil boy if he is lactose and tolerant yo man it's a really big struggle when you have a child that is lactose and tolerance all dairy products are off-limits gains at the gym feeling determined and what are you doing by workout if you don't like what you see in the mirror maybe you need to look in a different mirror yeah just we all got a make called man deep [Music] just got a new official to get hit me up if you need one wow that is truly some incredible artwork right there just sign me up right now I need a tattoo like that like my status if you think I'm hot zero likes pass a bit awkward can't believe I dragged all of this at Brett's house party last night was a great night paid for it now with this hangover watch we have a badass overhere is he for real would a brag about it dude considering that's me Eddie and Brian's empty beer cans we gave you and Mike's lemonade which you sipped on all night and you acted like you're wasted then tell us all you are allergic to beer why even post this obvious lie when you have all of us on Facebook come on man some was in my eyes all but my new favorite picture wait if the Sun was in your eyes then why is your shadow in front of you you see your shadow when it's sunny outside dumbass stay in school if the Sun was in front of you your shadow would be behind you I swear when I dress up girls get wet and ovaries explode I walked into a restaurant today and all the women stared and their jaws dropped and I was so uncomfortable I was just like ooh I'm not here I'm not here I'm scared I'm scared to dress up now okay what is this this looks like a Gucci outfit let's be real to all of chad's friends this is his father my son carelessly left his account logged in so I decided to snoop around upon reading my son's personal information I would like to clear a few things up my son is not a player you will not beat a hos ass and he almost certainly not roll a fatty with his boys so for all those who believe he is some badass player think again he is Chris Brown a 15 year old kid that was afraid of the dark until he was 12 and cried at the end of Marley & Me hey hey what's your name kidding me seriously though about in messaging somebody on Facebook me like what's your name that's pretty much the one source of information you're guaranteed when you're messaging somebody on Facebook dude I really hate being out of cigs come on child supports well that's one way sees your child support money I have nice hair fled too much and I need to learn how to log out of library computers so people don't post statuses for me posted five hours ago via mobile you sure you didn't pace us yourself via mobile nice library computer busted detectives on the case ran the 5k in ten minutes training is going good the world record is 12 minutes yeah Rob I highly doubt you run 5k in ten minutes mate I mean he hasn't even got any likes on his post imagine breaking a world record and getting zero likes I don't get it if the lottery in America is nine hundred million dollars and 300 million people lived there why don't they just give everybody three million dollars um just wondering did you ever go to maths class you could only give everybody free dollars not free million ah no there's 300 million people and 900 million dollars that's three times as many million as there is people that's three million dollars each yeah this is why you didn't get into uni vents alert I tell my sons to write their spelling words and my 10 year old said it's too hard and he don't want to do it I felt like I'm failing at this homeschooling stuff felling uh what is felling seriously felling felt what oh my god a magic homeschooled by this parents they're saying felling instead of failing these kids are doomed someone should get me a diving board because I'm drowning in the girls if you text me one more time I will report you for harassment my daughter's name is autumn we liked autumn but wanted it to be easier for her to spell when she learns to write her name oh yeah she'll definitely be thanking you for that later on in life I'll never understand social media why would you want to let hundreds of people know your business most of which you hardly know it's pathetic just people craving attention I guess who all losers two days earlier the same person posted this how does my relationship became such a mess is it my fault I don't think so I've done nothing but be good to you but in return I get this over and over no matter what I do it just makes complete sense doesn't it one minute she's saying that anybody who posts about their business on to Facebook is a loser the next minute she's posting about her boyfriend issues I think Titanic is fake because how do they record it when they are like all dying in the water um it's a remake of what actually happened isn't it wait so the people in the movie aren't alive hold on what's newsflash kid movies aren't real like the Avengers don't actually exist pal I'm sorry to break it to you where to buy chicken casserole supplies dad this is Facebook no Google try again where to buy chicken casserole supplies that know where to buy supplies for chicken casserole what are you serious this bikes that really thinks that Facebook is the Google search engine I'm done parents and Facebook to start a good mix let's be honest goodbye America hello New York New York is in America what's yeah time for a jog free lesson for you sweetheart so aunt told me you can pay for stuff on the internet by putting your credit card in the CD slot it's that true because that is the smartest thing I have ever heard oh my god Jesus please tell me you're kidding I won't leave that work though I mean I freakin wish Rachel yeah Christie I'm kidding I tried it and I wouldn't take the card it only takes round cards you know I was speaking about bikes and PewDiePie much I'm just gonna hop on to his website right now here we are PewDiePie merch let me just buy this be right back guys I'm gonna put my credit card into the CD slot of my PC absolutely genius works every time he come on man I get it's Facebook kids and they're really really dumb but seriously a CD slot on a PC bro it's not Apple pay hypocrites are dumb they only watch then when they do it it's supposed to be okay love it um I think you might have confused hypocrites with hypocrites seriously was a hypocrite like if you think I'm ugly comment if you think I'm pretty 32 people like this that's kind of sad I didn't know it was so disrespectful to go in love with my boyfriend but fine for my dad to sleep with my sister and what exactly your dad slept with your sister yep my mom hated it it's gross did you know that you can bite off your finger as easily as you can bite a carrot but your brain is like no don't eat your finger so that's why you can't Wow thanks for that knowledge dude top factor right there kids if you've ever fought about biting your own finger or whatever random reason just know it's because your brain is telling you that you pants what a surprise bareback guys I'm about to go bye-bye fingers off and feeling kind of hungry lie face down in the driveway thinking about Steve Jobs no one can legally stop me from doing this but I mean congratulations nobody can stop you from legally lying down on your drive that is just revolutionary is adult Hitler the same person as Hitler [Music] why do we need school music we got YouTube for that Spanish I watch Dora English everything is shortened anyway BRB idk woah history they're all dead anyway math that's why we have the calculator spelling we have spellcheck you know this guy makes a very good point if you guys are in school right now just just drop out what's the point of even being there I mean seriously why take a Spanish class when you could just watch Dora the Explorer next up this dude is selling a vintage ice-cream scooper very good condition I was cleaning out the garage and found this antique ice-cream scooper needs to be cleaned firstly how is this an antique and secondly $18.00 are you out of your mind so why am I get to be married sad face don't be sad how can you have the facebook name low asaurus rex and expect to be married it's just not gonna happen I may be young but damn I know I ain't as childish as most people my age people really need to grow up come on now aggravated with childish people this kid's definitely not passing the English GCSEs prayer wave going out to all those affected in Japan the Pacific and everywhere else affected by the earthquake and tsunami nice sentiment but I don't think Japan needs any more waves let's be honest first a new year starts at 12 o'clock or 112 cheers babe I've really seen it all at this point seriously posting onto Facebook asking people hey guys it's the New Year at 12 o'clock or 1 a.m. are you being serious right now when does a new day normally start mate at midnight 12 o'clock not 1 o'clock depression here I karmic and I think they meant here I come again who is feet he's in every song yeah I hate to break it to you mate but feet means featuring he's not an actual bloke although I kind of hope that nobody corrects her and she just continues to live her life thinking that feet as an actual person anyways guys that's it for this video I really hope you have enjoyed I thought I'd try out something new today obviously go through Facebook posts I haven't done it before but you guys seem to be loving the Twitter series so much that I thought hey why not jump onto Facebook calm and yeah there was no chance I was gonna call this how his facebook free because honestly I feel like I should be paid to use this our Facebook is pretty much just 55 year olds at this point posting minion memes and that's about it so if you guys did enjoy this be sure to drop a like on it because I'm not sure if I'll do another one of these or not I pretty much just wait to see how you guys react to it and if there's a positive response from you guys that I'll be sure to make another one of these but if you guys absolutely hate it and never want me to ever venture on to Facebook ever again then of course I will not make another one I just for hey why don't myself today upwards Facebook see what happens anyways guys that's it from me have a great day and I'll see in the next video much love peace [Music]

Channel: Fainted

Views: 3,223,741

Rating: 4.9294548 out of 5

Keywords: memes, facebook, posts, meme, stupid facebook posts, facebook memes, clean, facebook fails, facebook posts, dumb facebook posts, dumbest facebook posts, dumbest facebook posts ever, fainted

Id: oFnFro4siRk

Length: 12min 17sec (737 seconds)

Published: Sat May 04 2019