STUPID FACEBOOK POSTS #4

it's Friday screw the gym I'm getting pregnant Pringles I meant Pringles I've came to the conclusion that my boyfriend is a dog he literally just pissed on my leg that's my babe marking his territory there's that really [ __ ] so the mother of my daughter won't let me see my child what a creative ways to frame her definitely ask a group on Facebook there's over 200 K members Ida go private message me saying I post too much and that I'm Oakley so I did a little digging she's in this group found out she works a spar a few hours away blocked her so she can see this and I made an appointment and asked for her specifically needless to say she will be waxing my butthole tomorrow hashtag no YP Tuesday hashtag call me ugly while you wax that ass daddy will be home very soon kitten America before all the sissies took over that weight on the second is this some GTA 6 leaked gameplay good afternoon my beautiful bay hive it's your mama here this is me in my garden drinking beer and giving it the middle fingers to my neighbors who hate Beyonce homecoming is playing very loud in the garden I'm not gonna lie I thought the only place you could come across avid Beyonce stands was on Twitter but clearly I've been misinformed here there is no I in happiness well if you spelled it right there would be you smart you were genius I'm selling air that was captured the moment that Toronto Raptors won the NBA championship $2,000 wait on a second two thousand dollars for some air wide bro Toronto Raptors history is in this bag the air from the stadium has been captured the moment the Raptors won it comes sealed don't want the air to escape I have free more willing to trade what you could have trade a bag of air for it's just like you're trading pokemon cards bro just learn that Africa isn't a country haha it's not no it's not that's crazy so it's a developing country or just a continent I don't know I'll find out later in the semester and let you know I mean to die get that this post was many many years ago because it was posted from a blackberry however I'm pretty sure he had access to the Google search engine back then bro this guy's like oh yeah I'll find out later in the semester mate why don't you just search on Google bro save yourself a lot of hassle wake up eat poop school eat school poop running work work work eat poop sleep my next four days seriously dude Commerce I read that as you wake up and eat poop walk the free miles that's a 15 minute walk take the bus stop being so self-righteous you must be an Olympic athlete if you can walk three miles in 15 minutes it's more like 45 minutes for a fast walk Oh a a woman replies yeah you're slow walkers clearly someone who always overstates the length of everything some bacon right here CNN admits sunscreen causes cancer yes yes it does one reason my kiddos never use it plus vitamin D is good boy next up we have a post coming in from Edith who looks some pretty old how do you delete someone our facebook from school that you do not like hi Edith Facebook Patrol here to answer your question about deleting someone from Facebook that you do not like simply click reply beneath my comments type the @ sign and then start writing the person's name that you want to delete their name should appear so click it once you've done their name should come up in blue once you've done that press ENTER you'll then be given the option whether you want to delete this person for a few days or permanently thanks Edith let me know if you have any other questions Facebook Patrol and an Edith actually listens to this troll and tags Dorothy Adams hi Edith how are the kids this one want to tell her if your mom has facebook said this is your status and if she doesn't reply in 45 minutes she owes you one thousand dollars and a pizza no tagging allowed my mom is dead so if she replied to anything that would be awesome be grateful I am grateful for my mom it's a good thing Halloween didn't fall on the 14th this year cuz that would be really scary excuse me what urine therapy drink your own urine for healthy healing hydration oh god here we go again how to use urine for asthma carefully insert it into your inhaler or P into a rag and briefer that when you have an attack pour into a shallow dish let evaporate and crystallize and snort the crystals [Laughter] [Music] yo could somebody get this guy's some urine crystals he's having a bit of an issue here with the ass mug just get him some urine crystals to be fine is it just me or does nobody have manners these days I just have a normal house incest should be illegal I've absolutely no intentions on ever being in a relationship with any of my family members but if someone does oh well but a baby could be born with birth defects while smoking while pregnant can also cause result in birth defects but that's not illegal it's gross first of all your opinion on other people's relationships that don't involve you is irrelevant and how is love gross it's not thanks for coming to my TED talk Washington low-income housing Alliance people making $11 50 an hour need to work 75 hours a week to afford a one-bedroom apartment then worked 75 hours a week what's the problem my husband does it they can too but they don't want to work they just want freebies hi my name is Paul I am new to the single scene I'm looking for a discreet relationship that dude what a 420 was on Friday 213 oh dude son dad I'm gay dad I love you no matter what son I also think there his flat dad get the gun of my house I still haven't came out at the flattered of closets my parents this every religion celebrate Thanksgiving Lal sorry I'm dumb XD proud mommy momen she used the correct use of their and she only in second grade I know first year olds they can't do that is somebody gonna tell her or am I gonna have to tell her bro that's not the correct there honey I'm sorry should I grow a beard for the rest of the year no no because you can't spell it I'm not particularly proud of this but I feel like I need to tell everyone you see that tiny pickle in the upper left-hand side I spent a good 30 seconds trying to fish that dude out before I realized that pickle is actually my pinky underneath the jaw [Music] honestly if the cost of video game consoles goes up good I want all poor kids to play outside like they should be clothing goes up poor people should learn how to sew their own clothing it's not hard I'll even donate my snot rags ha ha I'd give anything to see poor kids in mines or factories or working in a grocery store I make 40k a year driving a truck my job in going anywhere also if you play video games past the age of 9 you are immature read a good book about eggs or something instead nothing says growing up into a responsible adults like reading a book dedicated to eggs that's when you know you're a big boy I hate when people say brandi is newborn she was in my womb for nine months which means she's nine months old and will be a year old in free mumps shaking my head I think I know my own kid considering out someone that grew her sperm in me be the first person to like this no I'd rather not if there was ever a Facebook post that deserves zero likes this would be it just got done eating at the fancy schmancy place I'd use the restroom while I was there and they had a water fountain right next to the toilet never seen that before but I went on and got me a little swig of it the only bad thing was that they had it so low that you had to go get down on your knees to drink from it but it was still pretty cool Sophia I was a drinking fountain collide vice.com I've a severe phobia of ugly people I never knew this was an actual phobia now I know I always feel sick when I leave my condo she bumped my leg and didn't say excuse me so when I brought it to her attention she said your legs shouldn't have been in the way well since you want to be petty I'ma be petty okay I love how she thinks being petty is tying someone's hair to a railing like what that is going sicko mode not being petty oh yeah someone just bumped your leg and didn't say excuse me time to end their existence anyways guys that's it for this episode of stupid Facebook posts thank you so much for supporting this series so far and if you're new around here make sure you drop us up to the channel so you don't miss out on future episodes and also follow me on twitter at faint it's sad because my twitter is incredible and yeah pretty much that's it guys see you later and have a great day much love peace also thank you for 400 K subs you guys are the best oh my god I love you [Music]

Channel: Fainted

Views: 1,079,677

Rating: 4.9415159 out of 5

Keywords: memes, facebook, posts, meme, stupid facebook posts, facebook memes, facebook fails, facebook posts, dumb facebook posts, dumbest facebook posts, dumbest facebook posts ever, facebook fail, funny, funny posts, funny facebook, fainted

Id: DuN2l42MyEY

Length: 10min 41sec (641 seconds)

Published: Thu Jun 20 2019