SML Parody: Jeffy The Millionaire!

[Music] what the [ __ ] is my dream finally coming true is it raining money cash paper what the is this real money oh it smells so good wait a minute what where did you get all this money uh i'm a millionaire now daddy look at this gucci fit yeah i can see the gucci fit where did you get it uh i manifested it you manifested it yeah with my good vibes is that another way of saying you're selling drugs no daddy i would never i just used my excellent vibes and manifested all this green paper oh that totally makes sense all right fine i sold jumping you sold something i knew it you're slinging drugs on the street no no no no not that i showed uh i showed a picture a picture yeah are you telling me a picture is worth all this money so much money and i would tell you what the picture is but you get really mad well now i have to see it fine i'll go get it ah here it is daddy my picture where where's the picture it's on the phone what the wait is that me with captain crunch sure is you sold that on the internet oh it went for a ton that's so embarrassing what even is this well it's an nft an nft what's an nft to be honest i don't even know what it stands for but it sold for so much money well how much did it sell for three and a half million three and a half million yup who would buy a picture with me with a captain crunch box for three and a half mil wait a minute what does that say fat captain crunch addict well yeah nobody would buy it if it was just normal captain crunch addict whoa but i jeffy who bought this oh this nft is so cool best three and a half million dollars i've ever spent permit the frog yeah i only wanted a thousand bucks for it but he insisted on giving me three and a half million well you know why he gave you so much money for it because he probably wants to take the picture print it out put it on a dart board and throw darts at it and he was gonna show it to everybody at target everybody is target well i can't go back there anymore it's super embarrassing you know what jiffy since i can't go to target anymore i want half half of all this there's no way well i'm the nft so i think i deserve half well i made the nft so i deserve the bread well yes i you know what fine maybe you're right but since i'm the nft i'll just make more of me that's right i'm gonna make my own nft yeah good luck with that uh actually though uh do you think i could take 100 oh yeah yeah i'm a hundred oh thanks sweet what's up junior what do you think about my drip oh what what whoa jeffy are those new shoes uh what no junior i've had these shoes forever i'm talking about my gucci you have a gucci hat and gucci sunglasses and my gucci shirt whoa should we eat my diamond chain yup how'd you get all this stuff well junior i'm a millionaire now you're a millionaire sure am there's no way you're a millionaire if you are a millionaire then you'd be able to oh huh that's cool keep it junior it's all yours keep it barely makes it dent in my bank account no i could buy a golden thomas i always wanted sure oh must be my 24 karat gold helmet 24k whoa junior it looks even better in person jeffy this is solid gold this is gonna be super heavy how are you gonna wear it i don't know 24 karat gold you wanna know how much it costs yeah 800 g's 800 000 800 of them wow get so much money you must have a lot to throw around i guess yeah i'm a millionaire now junior yeah i gotta try this on okay wait jeffy yeah oh i mean should you have your golden helmet now you think maybe i could have your gucci hat oh well junior i was gonna throw it away sure you can have it thanks jeffy i gotta try this on all right junior how does it look whoa jeffy it uh looks really heavy yeah it really is but does it look good it looks pretty cool what about my gucci hat uh honestly it looks like underwear it looks terrible underwear that's so lame yeah but now junior i gotta figure out what type of car to get wait you're getting a car well of course what am i gonna do with all this money i was choosing between a lamborghini or a bugatti oh wow that's so cool you should definitely get the wait jeffy you're rich why do you decide just get both oh i didn't think about that you're right wait jeffy can you even drive uh no uh well what are you gonna do if you get pulled over i'll just hand the cop a lot of cash and tell him not to snitch oh good idea all right time to take a super cool selfie and sell it as an nft it'll be way better than that dumb one jeffy made everyone will think i'm so cool and they'll want it alright time to put my glasses on and hold my 100 bill oh wow my nft turned out so cool it turned out way better than the stupid one jeffy made now all i gotta do is sell it for millions and i know just who to sell it to don't hate crew you're finally here i have something that really cool i want to show you why did you call me out here well i know that you bought jeffy's last really stupid nft but i made an even better one that you're definitely going to want to buy okay let's see it well take a look at this oh god buddy what is that it's gorgeous isn't it no it's not i wouldn't take that if you paid me but wait it's not no super epic awesome selfie buddy what is it why are you holding money well i'm rich so i want people to think i'm rich so you don't need my money then wait i'm not actually rich it's just jeffy's 100 bill i just want to look cool speaking of that brat i want you to go get him uh why what for because i want a refund a refund yes that nft is worthless worthless but it's got me on it how could it be worthless yeah and i'm already sick of looking at it three and a half million for that no i don't want it anymore uh well the the thing is is that i don't think jeffy's gonna give you a refund well he better or else you're gonna get fired and i'm gonna sue oh okay i'll go get him uh hey jeffy wait jeffy are you sleeping jeffy wake up come on oh sorry dad i was dreaming about my bank account uh yeah that's the problem uh you see kermit's outside and uh he uh wants a refund refund for what the nft you sold him what no the nft there is no refunds he bought it well i tried to tell him that but he really wants a refund and if he doesn't get one he's gonna sue all right i got this hey brain dead i was wondering if i can get a refund on that nft no why not i bought it from you and now i want my money back it's a waste of time no knock that off buddy i want a refund it's not that hard hey now get back here you idiot oh that's it oh there you are jeffy how'd it go are you gonna give him his money back no and i think he's upset oh look out wait what the heck hold on daddy i got this give me my refund buddy all right i'm not the one giving you your refund all right cash this [Music] shiny watch huh huh uh nothing what the junior the gucci what the what are you doing is this gucci all right kermit now that i have you all tied up i'm gonna burn every last one of these dollars you gave me no buddy are you insane are you insane why would you burn all this money no i'm just kidding but i will turn you into one of the best nfts that the world has ever seen nobody please not an nfp anything but that say cheese so let me get this straight jeffy you turned kermit into an nft sure did well why would you do that because he's so funny looking look at him i guess but what happened to all our money well i had to give it to him because if i didn't he was just going to call the cops and sue us well yeah that's true but you don't have any money left well no he let us keep this 500 oh 500 that's it better than nothing yeah i guess it's just back to being middle class i guess speak for yourself guys mother told me to invest in crypto and i've never been richer [Music]

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Length: 8min 6sec (486 seconds)

Published: Sat May 21 2022